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Beware The Mermans Kiss
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00:00《非诚勿扰》
00:30赤鱼是榴莲花的风流无情的混蛋
00:38我们解魂当儿了
00:40她和另一个女人鬼混到第二天才回来
00:44既然她对我无情
00:46我又何必对她留情
00:50而又何必对她留情
00:52语言
00:55Do you know who he is?
01:23Do you know who he is?
01:25What does he have to do with you?
01:27You can't do it with him.
01:29I promise you will be the one who will be the one who is.
01:34Who is he?
01:36Who is he?
01:37Who is he?
01:38Who is he?
01:39Who is he?
01:40Who is he?
01:42Who is he?
01:43I'm sorry.
01:44Let's go.
01:46You're laughing.
01:48He is laughing.
01:49He is looking at you.
01:51He is not a fool.
01:54He is a fool.
01:57He is a fool.
01:59He is not a fool.
02:00He is a fool.
02:01He is a fool.
02:02He is a fool.
02:03You can't be alive.
02:04I don't care.
02:05He is a fool.
02:06He is also a fool.
02:07He has a fool.
02:08See?
02:09He is a fool.
02:10He is a fool.
02:11我倒是有一个绝对安全的办法
02:15什么办法
02:16你知道人鱼画吗
02:19快说啊
02:23什么人鱼画
02:24就是咱们圈内流传
02:28只要请回一幅人鱼画
02:31那画里的人鱼呢
02:32就会在夜里出来抚慰主人
02:35而且还有
02:36你真不要脸
02:41我不要脸
02:43是谁可得到处找男人
02:44你不要脸
02:46绵绵
02:47你刚才跟我说的
02:50都是骗我的吧
02:51怎么可能会有坏的人鱼画
02:55这里都二十一世纪
02:57怎么可能会有这么荒唐的事
03:00是真的
03:01难道你是吗
03:03那 我入行这么久
03:10从来都没有传过绯闻
03:12你以为我就一点需求都没有吗
03:17那我们女人也是有欲望的
03:19也是需要被满足的嘛
03:21那我也知道
03:23如果我现在谈恋爱的话
03:24公司发现了肯定会血藏我的
03:27那我肯定不敢乱来嘛
03:29但是人与话不一样
03:31他呢只会在晚上出来
03:34第二天早上醒来的时候
03:35他就消失了
03:36不会有人发现的
03:37你要不要试一试
03:40不早了
03:43我们先回去吧
03:44
03:45我还有点事
03:49你先回去吧
03:50我们先回去吧
03:52我自己就去消失了
03:55你先回去吧
03:56你先回去吧
03:58现在有什么事
03:59我们先回去吧
04:00优氏了
04:01你以后
04:01这把 좋다
04:02这把浏ate
04:03财富了
04:03我们先回去吧
04:04我们先回去吧
04:05我们先回去吧
04:05我们先回去吧
04:06赢富了
04:07我们先回去吧
04:08赢富了
04:09赢富了
04:09赢富了
04:10赢富了
04:11赢富了
04:12Who?
04:13Hi.
04:14Hi.
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04:30Hi.
04:31You're on the look?
04:33What?
04:34I...
04:35I didn't see anything.
04:38Um?
04:39I've seen a little bit of a thing.
04:46You can't.
04:48You can't.
04:50But you have to deal with it.
04:52If you want to put it on the website,
04:54you can't do it.
04:57If you want to put it on the website,
04:59if you want to put it on the website,
05:01you can't do it.
05:03What's your name?
05:06I've seen it.
05:08Let's go and see.
05:11Let's go.
05:17I didn't see it.
05:24This man...
05:26This man...
05:27This man...
05:29This man...
05:31That's what I'm talking about.
05:33You can't believe it.
05:35This man...
05:36This man...
05:37This man...
05:38This man...
05:40This man...
05:43This man...
05:45This man...
05:46This man...
05:47That's how it's possible.
05:49What are you...
05:50This man...
05:51To speak?
05:52You see...
05:53It's crazy.
05:54This man...
05:55You don't want to do it for him.
05:57I'm not for him to do it for him.
06:00It's just that you let me do that kind of thing.
06:05It's so weird.
06:07You still don't want to see me.
06:10I'll go.
06:12I'll go.
06:25I want to take care of him.
06:27She's my wife.
06:28She's a wife.
06:31She's beautiful.
06:32I can't deny to get her husband as well.
06:35I can't?
06:36You can't do it.
06:37She's really good to see me.
06:40She's been a queen.
06:41You and me.
06:43She's a widow.
06:44She's been a woman.
06:47She is the woman.
06:48She's a beautiful wife.
06:53She was the girl she ever had.
06:54Let's go.
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