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00:00:00Oh, jump it? That's a good jump. Get the ball, Steve. Get it. Get the ball. You want to play with your brother?
00:00:15Cabot. Steve, come play with Cabot. Don't you hit your brother? Come on, Cab.
00:00:30Come on. Picture this. A warehouse. About 20,000 square feet. Windows along the side. Looks like an ordinary warehouse. Until you get closer. And all you see are heads.
00:00:52Heads? What kind of heads you talking about?
00:00:55Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads. Heads drifting in and out of the windows.
00:01:00A projection of heads? Like a jumbo truck? No. Real heads. Heads defying gravity. There are heads everywhere. And everyone's having fun. Good, genuine fun.
00:01:11Trampoline world. The first of its kind in the state of Louisiana.
00:01:16Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh?
00:01:20See? Take the hammer. Take the nail. You swing the hammer.
00:01:26And then when all the nails are in, we get paid. And then we get to go home.
00:01:34Kev, I want to ask you a question. You think grown-ass adults from Louisiana all gonna come to a building full of trampolines and jump around?
00:01:43Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:01:47Well, so is obesity.
00:01:51No offense, brother, but you need to get laid.
00:01:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't done any fucking since the incident?
00:01:58Nope.
00:02:01Gah!
00:02:02Why'd you have to go bring up the incident?
00:02:05I didn't bring up the incident.
00:02:06All right, that's fucking drugs. Let's get off the goddamn room.
00:02:09Let's get out of here.
00:02:10What do you want to go with?
00:02:11I don't want to go to a titty ball.
00:02:15Are you gonna work at all today, Kev?
00:02:18Just give me a minute.
00:02:19You know, you gotta forget about Angie, man.
00:02:21Maybe the boys are right. Maybe you gotta get back out there and get laid.
00:02:25Listen, it's time for you to get back in the game.
00:02:27I am in the game.
00:02:29I'm just not having sex.
00:02:35I'm having sex, guaranteed.
00:02:42My pedestal, I just won't need.
00:02:50There's no curse. You're not cursed.
00:02:54Can't let one girl ruin your whole goddamn life, Kevin.
00:02:59Oh, shit.
00:03:16God.
00:03:17God, you're so stupid, Kevin.
00:03:20That apron suits you. You should keep it.
00:03:24Oh, and please, take whatever you like from the Les Crusades stuff.
00:03:28In fact...
00:03:33Stupid, Kevin.
00:03:35You doing okay there, senor?
00:03:39Oh, hey.
00:03:41Yeah, I'm good.
00:03:42You don't mind if we take the silvers?
00:03:45No, it's cool.
00:03:46Oh, that's nice.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54No problem.
00:03:56Guy's giving you a hard time up there?
00:03:59Who?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:02Nah.
00:04:04What do you think your name is?
00:04:07I was gonna go with Muriel or...
00:04:10or Sasha.
00:04:12Think Sasha's married?
00:04:14Uh...
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Maybe. I don't know.
00:04:19One thing I can tell you about catering.
00:04:22Some of these girls really know how to party.
00:04:25Whoa!
00:04:27You just gotta smile.
00:04:29What?
00:04:30No.
00:04:31I don't think so.
00:04:32You did.
00:04:33I saw her, man.
00:04:34Nah.
00:04:37Mmm.
00:04:39Juicy.
00:04:41So is this guy an asshole?
00:04:43What guy?
00:04:45A guy whose house this is.
00:04:48What makes you say that?
00:04:50Well, he's got a chair in the shape of a hand.
00:04:56You don't like the chair?
00:04:58Well, anyone who has enough money to buy joke furniture is probably an asshole.
00:05:04It wasn't meant to be funny.
00:05:06Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
00:05:07No, you...
00:05:09You have a really great house.
00:05:11What's your name?
00:05:13Kevin.
00:05:14What do you say, Kev?
00:05:16Call me Hank.
00:05:18You should come to my party tonight.
00:05:21There's gonna be a lot of women here.
00:05:22And, uh, a lot of these ladies are gonna be high on narcotics.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:30Uh, I'm good.
00:05:32Are you?
00:05:33Are you good?
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:39Party starts at 8.
00:05:41Hope to see it.
00:05:43Oh, and, uh, if you want the hand chair, it's yours.
00:05:53Party!
00:06:08I mean, I don't know him, but...
00:06:10I feel sad for him.
00:06:11What does he do?
00:06:13Huh?!
00:06:14What is he doing up there?
00:06:15He's a roofer.
00:06:16He's roofing up on the house, you know?
00:06:17He wasn't.
00:06:18He was a nice guy.
00:06:19I mean, I didn't get to talk to him, but...
00:06:20You shouldn't be giving people rupees, man.
00:06:30Show me that cork trick again.
00:06:32He showed you like 30 times.
00:06:34Takes brains, bro.
00:06:35Whatever.
00:06:36At least I don't think my dick is cursed.
00:06:38What did I say?
00:06:38I don't want to talk about it.
00:06:40Why?
00:06:40Just tell us.
00:06:41Come on.
00:06:41He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it.
00:06:43No, because every time I even think about sex,
00:06:46something bad happens.
00:06:46You bring up Angie today,
00:06:48and I nearly take off my thumb with a...
00:06:50client.
00:06:50Let me see.
00:06:51Let me see that.
00:06:51My dick is cursed in the story.
00:06:53So you think it's possessed,
00:06:55or is it surrounded by, like, paranormal activity?
00:07:06Such a good-looking kid.
00:07:09He swears off sex.
00:07:12And it's a crime against nature.
00:07:14Are you still talking about the f***ing roofer?
00:07:17He just seems so sad, you know?
00:07:20You know what a f***ing coke loop is?
00:07:22Man, you're like a hamster in a wormhole.
00:07:25I can't...
00:07:25I just...
00:07:25I can't hear it anymore, Hank.
00:07:27I'm going insane.
00:07:31Ow!
00:07:33I've just had a revelation of magnitude.
00:07:35Oh, Carl, this is big.
00:07:39Can you see how big?
00:07:40It's f***ing big.
00:07:42I'm going to get this kid laid.
00:07:45This is...
00:07:46This is fate.
00:07:47I have to get this kid laid.
00:07:50Ah!
00:07:50You're damn straight, you do.
00:07:53I can see it so clearly.
00:07:56Ah!
00:07:57Does anyone see my phone?
00:07:58You're kidding me?
00:08:02You told everyone to leave their phone here.
00:08:03Where's my phone?
00:08:04Oh, I gotta find him.
00:08:06You're kidding, right?
00:08:08It's too much responsibility.
00:08:09I can't deal with that.
00:08:14Steve.
00:08:15Steve, we're late.
00:08:17Kevin, relax.
00:08:18I'm coming.
00:08:21Nice outfit.
00:08:22I haven't seen that since first of all the community.
00:08:24Other than shorts.
00:08:25Why?
00:08:26It's the business meeting.
00:08:28It's Ted.
00:08:28He knows us.
00:08:29I don't want him going around telling Angie we're some kind of joke.
00:08:32Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev.
00:08:36You gotta stop stressing out about this Angie thing, you know?
00:08:39I mean, it's been over a year.
00:08:41It's been nine months.
00:08:42I'm close enough.
00:08:46Okay, so.
00:08:48Trampoline world.
00:08:50We'll have six 4x4 rebounders over there.
00:08:54And, uh, two 6x6 Olympics in the back there.
00:08:59Kids jumping everywhere.
00:09:013D dodgeball.
00:09:03Isn't it all dodgeball 3D?
00:09:05Um, 4D dodgeball.
00:09:08Do people really want to go trampolining?
00:09:10Oh, trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America.
00:09:14Funny, I guess I missed the trampoline Super Bowl last year.
00:09:20Sorry, that's in poor taste.
00:09:22Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?
00:09:24But he really never was very good at math, either.
00:09:28Look, what I'm trying to say is y'all's numbers don't add up.
00:09:31You see, what happens to the trampoline world
00:09:33if you don't make your nut the first two months?
00:09:35Hmm?
00:09:36You shut her down?
00:09:39Well, no, we just...
00:09:40No?
00:09:41So, how do you make payroll?
00:09:45How about you just come in for $10,000?
00:09:46$10,000.
00:09:47I could do that.
00:09:49What happens to my $10,000 if you don't sell the other shares?
00:09:55Got anything, Steve?
00:09:57No.
00:09:57I lose it.
00:09:59Just what I thought.
00:10:01I just don't get it.
00:10:03Sorry, I'm out.
00:10:08Why don't you jump in?
00:10:10Honestly?
00:10:12I don't get the plan myself.
00:10:14I should go on a vacation or something.
00:10:22In Costa Rica.
00:10:23Oh, beach would be nice.
00:10:26I mean, maybe right now is not the right time for trampoline world.
00:10:29I mean, it might be the right idea, just not the right time.
00:10:31Well, it has to be.
00:10:33Huh?
00:10:35I already put down a deposit.
00:10:38A deposit with what?
00:10:39I took a note out on the house.
00:10:50Okay, but you gotta be f***ing kidding me.
00:10:53Did you even read this thing?
00:10:55Celine.
00:10:56Dude, you lose a f***ing home.
00:10:58If not, a trampoline world succeeds.
00:11:03Trampoline, are you kidding me?
00:11:08Seriously, though.
00:11:08The female fruit bat?
00:11:10She nicks the males f***ing while they're having sex.
00:11:13How is that even possible?
00:11:14She bends.
00:11:16The female fruit bat is very bendy.
00:11:18Wouldn't that make it shorter?
00:11:20Apparently not for the fruit bat.
00:11:23Hello?
00:11:24Hey, it's me.
00:11:25It's Hank.
00:11:26Oh, hey, Hank.
00:11:27You missed my party, man.
00:11:29Yeah, sorry about that.
00:11:30Something came off.
00:11:31I want to do something.
00:11:33But I can't understand.
00:11:34I'm talking sex guaranteed, man.
00:11:36What's text guaranteed?
00:11:37Not text, sex.
00:11:39Oh, sex.
00:11:40I'm here with this amazing creature.
00:11:43She's called Zaid.
00:11:44She's amazing.
00:11:46Now, Zaid
00:11:47wants to have sex with you.
00:11:49Well, is she desperate?
00:11:54No, she's not desperate, okay?
00:11:56This is her job.
00:11:57I don't know how to sex with a hooker.
00:11:59She's not a prostitute, okay?
00:12:02She's, she's like a, an expert.
00:12:06Um, let's say a sexpert.
00:12:11She's just got a lot of sexpertise, you know what I mean?
00:12:15Well, I, I, that's nice of you, man, but, uh, that's not really my thing.
00:12:18Oh, come on, man.
00:12:20Relax.
00:12:20This is real intimacy.
00:12:24And frankly, it sounds like you need it.
00:12:28I don't, I don't understand what you mean.
00:12:30Think of her like a chef.
00:12:31Like, you know, a chef that comes to somebody's house, cooks him a meal, but just for you.
00:12:36And this chef makes a thousand dollars an hour.
00:12:39Thousand dollars?
00:12:40Just listen to me.
00:12:43This is fate calling, Kevin.
00:12:47Drop the hammer, get off the roof, and get your f*** to my party.
00:12:53Yo, Kev, what the hell is sex guaranteed, man?
00:12:56That guy Hank just called me and invited me over to have sex.
00:12:59Can you believe that?
00:13:01He's out of his mind I'm not having sex with a hooker.
00:13:03Hookers don't count.
00:13:06Everyone counts.
00:13:06Not hookers.
00:13:08It's not the same as another girl.
00:13:09They're a subset.
00:13:11So what's a thousand dollars about?
00:13:14Like I said, it's how much she costs.
00:13:15A day?
00:13:16I'm thinking an hour.
00:13:18Oh, you gotta do it.
00:13:19It'll be like f***ing professor of sex.
00:13:21She's gonna know more s*** than you ever even thought of.
00:13:24It's gonna be like, like, caving with like a minor.
00:13:28No, no, he's right.
00:13:29This could be good for you, Kevin.
00:13:31It's confronting your fears.
00:13:31This could break the curse.
00:13:34I'm not doing it.
00:13:35It's stupid.
00:13:36I'm not going.
00:13:36Oh, you're doing it.
00:13:38Man, dude might throw you some cash for you.
00:13:39You know, you're bouncing heads and whatnot.
00:13:42Yeah, I mean, I guess I could stop by and then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?
00:13:46It's a rich guy getting f***ed up in a goddamn mansion.
00:13:49This is your investor.
00:13:51Come on, we're going right now.
00:13:53Did we just not get invited to the party?
00:13:58I'm just going to do some b***h.
00:14:00These are the rules of the egg fight.
00:14:09Open hand strikes only.
00:14:11There will be no fists allowed.
00:14:14Should the egg crack in your mouth, spit it out, stupid.
00:14:19Because you are the vanquisher.
00:14:21All right, come on.
00:14:24Come on.
00:14:35You have offended me.
00:14:43I think I'm going to start with the fastest growing stuff first and then move into our big vision for the place.
00:14:47Maybe you want to, you know, play along a little bit before you start asking for money.
00:14:51Look, if I grab the whole investment block here today, I mean, I could take Angie to the place.
00:14:56I could show her the lease.
00:14:57Forget about Angie.
00:14:58This is about money.
00:15:00If this guy wants to get you laid, then let him get you laid.
00:15:03You got to do whatever this guy wants so that he will give you the money.
00:15:06It's a logical investment.
00:15:14I know it is.
00:15:16Be a man.
00:15:24Give me a man.
00:15:25Hey, um, I was invited by the owner of the house.
00:15:35Oh, Jesus.
00:15:37Sorry.
00:15:37Um.
00:15:55Oh, God.
00:16:11Oh, God.
00:16:16Oh, God.
00:16:20Oh, God.
00:16:20Yeah.
00:16:22What?
00:16:23Yeah!
00:16:26Woo!
00:16:42That's how you do it!
00:16:43Wonderful!
00:16:44That's how you do it!
00:16:45Get in!
00:16:46What do you say, Kevin?
00:16:52You made it, buddy!
00:16:53I thought you might not show!
00:16:55Drink?
00:16:56Yeah, sure.
00:16:57Take a seat.
00:16:58This is the guy?
00:16:59Kevin, I'd like to introduce you to Zade.
00:17:03Zade?
00:17:05This is Kevin.
00:17:11Hi, I'm Zade.
00:17:14So how's life, Kevin?
00:17:16Life's good.
00:17:26There you go, Kev.
00:17:28Try that.
00:17:29You know that business I was telling you about?
00:17:31Yeah, it's, uh, trampolini.
00:17:34Hmm.
00:17:35Jumping.
00:17:36You got a business model for that?
00:17:38How do you monetize that?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:40Um, trampolini is one of the fastest growing sports in America.
00:17:42They're having schools now.
00:17:44It's huge in Asia.
00:17:46And how high do people get?
00:17:49Three footers average, but professionals get a bit higher.
00:17:52They got all kinds of stuff.
00:17:53Like what?
00:17:55Oh, there's, uh, Sky Slam basketball.
00:17:58Phone pits.
00:17:59Synchronized trampolini.
00:18:00Synchronized trampolini?
00:18:02Synchronized trampolini?
00:18:04That's great!
00:18:05Yeah, you just get two trampolines side by side with some athletes on one and the other,
00:18:10and, uh, they actually got their own, uh, metal section at the Olympics.
00:18:14There.
00:18:15Now we're in the rhythm.
00:18:16See?
00:18:17This is, this is great.
00:18:19Yeah, this is pretty good.
00:18:21Yes!
00:18:22With weekend traffic, we expect $500, and, uh, with an entry fee of $12.20, it's gonna be a real earner.
00:18:29How many of these trampolines you got over here, boys?
00:18:32And how many people can actually synchronize at any one time?
00:18:36Oh, well, we're thinking of starting with, you know, 30, 30 trampolines.
00:18:40Ooh.
00:18:41Huh.
00:18:42I could actually take you guys there right now.
00:18:44No, hold on.
00:18:45Let's do, um, let's do, um, let's count to three and then we'll do, like, a star jump.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Okay, ready?
00:18:50Okay.
00:18:51One, two, three.
00:18:52Ah!
00:18:53Oh, shit!
00:18:54Sorry.
00:18:55Let me tell you something, that is a terrible investment.
00:18:59Kids?
00:19:00They're unliable?
00:19:02Fickle?
00:19:03Think about the liability.
00:19:04What would happen to him?
00:19:05Carl, please.
00:19:06Come on, man.
00:19:07He's speaking about his dream, his passion.
00:19:10His passion.
00:19:12Right.
00:19:13I want you two to get to know each other and have a little lower time.
00:19:17Okay?
00:19:18Citizens!
00:19:19Everybody!
00:19:20We're all moving to the tennis court right now!
00:19:22Tennis!
00:19:23What?
00:19:24We'll come with you.
00:19:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:26Zade here, she's gonna make everything all right.
00:19:28Yeah, but...
00:19:29I want this to happen.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33Wait, wait, wait a minute.
00:19:35How come she can't come with...
00:19:36Carl!
00:19:37The tennis court, man.
00:19:38Come on!
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:47Um...
00:19:48Hi, Ben.
00:19:49Hi.
00:19:50You guys head to the game room.
00:19:54Grab the rackets.
00:19:55I'll meet you on the court, man.
00:19:57You got it.
00:19:58Hey!
00:19:59Where you going?
00:20:00Putting on my whites.
00:20:05I get really wet.
00:20:06Really quick.
00:20:09Um, that's cool.
00:20:10What do you like?
00:20:11I'll do anything.
00:20:13You want me to be someone?
00:20:15Hmm?
00:20:16What do you want me to be?
00:20:18It's not that.
00:20:19You don't understand, okay?
00:20:24None of this was your fault.
00:20:27I was broken and useless before you left me.
00:20:32It's like I don't even know how...
00:20:35regular people breathe anymore.
00:20:37And I, I love you and I want to, I want to thank you for being so patient with me for so long.
00:20:48Yah.
00:20:49Yah.
00:20:50Yah.
00:20:51Yah.
00:20:52Yah.
00:20:53Yah.
00:20:54There will be a lot from poking now.
00:20:56I will be stopping you.
00:20:58Oh, Yah.
00:20:59Yah.
00:21:00Yah.
00:21:01Yah.
00:21:02Yah.
00:21:03Yah.
00:21:04Yah.
00:21:05Yah.
00:21:06Yah.
00:21:07Yah.
00:21:08Yah.
00:21:09Yah.
00:21:10Yah.
00:21:11Yah.
00:21:12Yah.
00:21:13Yah.
00:21:14Yah.
00:21:15Yah.
00:21:16Yah.
00:21:17Yah.
00:21:18Yah.
00:21:19Yah.
00:21:20Yah.
00:21:21Yah.
00:21:22Yah.
00:21:23Yah.
00:21:24Yah.
00:21:25Yah.
00:21:26Yah.
00:21:27Yah.
00:21:28Yah.
00:21:29Yah.
00:21:30Yah.
00:21:31Au revoir.
00:21:33Au revoir.
00:21:35Look, you're so hot, okay?
00:21:37It's not you, it's me.
00:21:39What do you want?
00:21:41You wanna get weird?
00:21:43No, I don't wanna get weird.
00:21:49I want to f*** you.
00:21:51Okay, but... I'm getting paid to f*** you.
00:21:53If I don't f*** you, I look bad.
00:21:56And this is a new gig for me,
00:21:58so how about you just let me f*** you
00:22:00and we both go about our business?
00:22:02Look, obviously I want to, okay?
00:22:04You're beautiful.
00:22:05But I'm on a hiatus right now.
00:22:08There's this other girl, okay?
00:22:10Well, it's her hiatus, really.
00:22:12But I just... I'm not having sex right now, okay?
00:22:14I'm happy to lie for you.
00:22:16I'm a good salesman.
00:22:18Oh, f*** you.
00:22:23You won't f*** me. Sorry, Hank.
00:22:27I will f*** her.
00:22:29Don't be.
00:22:30It'll make you feel better.
00:22:31Kevin, please.
00:22:32I'm not gonna beg him.
00:22:34We were having fun before this asswipe showed up.
00:22:36I'm sorry.
00:22:37Go.
00:22:38You're not going!
00:22:40How's about that?
00:22:41Kevin here wants to win his lady back
00:22:44and thinks that celibacy is the way to go.
00:22:47Not always the way, no.
00:22:49Absolutely not.
00:22:50If you really want her back,
00:22:52the first thing you should do is f*** me.
00:22:54She makes a compelling argument, Kev.
00:22:56Why don't we just go somewhere quiet
00:22:58so we can at least talk?
00:23:05Look, if I told you the reason I don't want to do it,
00:23:07you'd understand.
00:23:08No one's judging here.
00:23:09It's a house rule.
00:23:11This is a no-judgment zone, okay?
00:23:13It's personal.
00:23:15It's...
00:23:16I've got this problem.
00:23:18Is it a word?
00:23:20No, it's not that kind of thing.
00:23:22It's...
00:23:23It's like my d*** is cursed.
00:23:26What?
00:23:28The first time I f*** off, right?
00:23:32I'm in bed sick, home from school,
00:23:34and I'm watching TV,
00:23:36and the shuttle Columbia breaks apart on re-entry.
00:23:41You think you made the space shuttle explode?
00:23:45Indirectly.
00:23:47Yeah, but that was an accident.
00:23:49You can't take that personally.
00:23:54First girl I had sex with almost died.
00:23:57Zae, please.
00:23:59I'm serious.
00:24:01We were 16, and we'd been dating for about a month.
00:24:04Well, the parents were out of town,
00:24:06so we had a little wine.
00:24:08And we're making noises,
00:24:10and she starts to scream,
00:24:12so I think I'm doing awesome.
00:24:14But then she ruptured a cyst or something,
00:24:19and she has to have surgery.
00:24:20And for the next three days, we're in the hospital.
00:24:23She had them before she met you.
00:24:27You're missing the point.
00:24:29Nine months ago, I was engaged
00:24:31to the most wonderful girl in the world.
00:24:34We were at our joint bachelor and bachelorette party.
00:24:52Wait a minute.
00:24:53That's not you being cursed.
00:24:55That's you getting caught getting a blowjob off a stripper.
00:24:58Yeah, because I'm a horny asshole,
00:25:00and I just should have said no.
00:25:02Anyways, I tried to explain myself.
00:25:05Angie, she died in my hands!
00:25:07Angie!
00:25:08She moved out the next day.
00:25:10Because of my dick,
00:25:12I lost the one thing I ever truly cared about.
00:25:14I mean, that's the saddest story I've ever heard.
00:25:21You just got caught cheating. End of story.
00:25:26No, no.
00:25:27That's way too many things to happen to one guy.
00:25:30He lost his one true love.
00:25:33There's nothing worse than the whole world.
00:25:35He's just a narcissist.
00:25:37How am I a narcissist?
00:25:40You think the world revolves around your dick.
00:25:44I don't want it to, it just does.
00:25:46No, shit happens.
00:25:48It's just life.
00:25:50Didn't you hear his story?
00:25:51This man is cursed.
00:25:53This is f***ing ridiculous.
00:25:56None of this is connected.
00:25:58Let's just have sex.
00:25:59Nothing bad is gonna happen.
00:26:00Are you serious right now?
00:26:02After everything I just told you,
00:26:03you still wanna have sex with me?
00:26:04Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
00:26:07And we don't have to have sex.
00:26:08I can just touch it.
00:26:10Just do it, Kev.
00:26:12Give it a try.
00:26:13See?
00:26:14Isn't that nice?
00:26:18Guys, Carl's in trouble.
00:26:19We need help.
00:26:20Come on.
00:26:21Oh, shit.
00:26:22Ah!
00:26:23Don't you move!
00:26:29Jesus.
00:26:30Luke.
00:26:31Yeah, it's your new little blue pills, baby.
00:26:33Okay, there's something wrong here.
00:26:35I'm in pain!
00:26:36Carl, be honest with me.
00:26:38How many did you take?
00:26:39130 milligrams.
00:26:41God, man.
00:26:43You're not a rhinoceros.
00:26:45Get some ice, Kevin, now!
00:26:46Oh, my God!
00:26:56Breathe, breathe!
00:26:57You got ice.
00:26:58Alright.
00:26:59What the hell is this?
00:27:02Ready?
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Alright, Carl.
00:27:09Listen, you got this.
00:27:10You can do this.
00:27:11I know you can, alright?
00:27:12It's like an itch.
00:27:13You just have to disassociate yourself from it.
00:27:15Trust him, Carl.
00:27:17Okay, look.
00:27:18I haven't had sex in nine months, okay?
00:27:19I know what I'm doing.
00:27:20Just listen to me.
00:27:21Right.
00:27:22So what I want you to do is imagine you're Anne Frank.
00:27:25Police takes me to the hospital!
00:27:26Carl, what you've got is called priapism.
00:27:29No hospitals.
00:27:30I know a better place.
00:27:32See?
00:27:33Straight ahead.
00:27:34Whatever you say, boss.
00:27:35You ever notice how people are only really real when they're sick or they're dying?
00:27:47Or orgasmic.
00:27:48Bad things always come from sex.
00:27:50Oh, shut up.
00:27:51It's true.
00:27:52Without sex there wouldn't be fighting, divorce, wars.
00:27:55What the f*** are you talking about?
00:27:57Without sex there's also no release.
00:28:00No fun.
00:28:01Okay, bad things come from recreational sex.
00:28:06What's recreational sex to you?
00:28:08Careless sex.
00:28:09Sex that nobody put any thought into.
00:28:12Oh my god, you are a three.
00:28:20What's in this?
00:28:21IV therapy.
00:28:22They have my recipe on file.
00:28:24I'm serious.
00:28:26I'm not gonna let this guy's life be ruined.
00:28:28How are you gonna do that?
00:28:30That's nice, Hank, but there's nothing you can do.
00:28:32I need to just make my business a success and hope that NGCs I've changed.
00:28:38Yes.
00:28:39That's it.
00:28:40You got it.
00:28:41You're gonna go to Angie's, you're gonna tell her that your trampoline thing he's got off the ground, and you're a new man.
00:28:46Yeah, but...
00:28:47You're a genius!
00:28:48But that's not true.
00:28:49It is true.
00:28:50You let me fix this, and I'll invest in trampoline world.
00:28:57What?
00:28:58I'll give you the money.
00:29:01You're gonna give me the money?
00:29:03I'll give you the startup funds, yes.
00:29:06How much can it cost?
00:29:07250, 300 grand?
00:29:09I need $60,000.
00:29:12You only need 60 grand to start a business in America?
00:29:18What a f***ing great country this is, huh?
00:29:21All right, I'm gonna get you the money.
00:29:23We're gonna go talk to her, tell her all about it.
00:29:25We're gonna clean this whole mess up today.
00:29:27But we can't go see her today.
00:29:28I mean, I need to make sure the business is up and running.
00:29:31And then...
00:29:32No.
00:29:33No.
00:29:34We're doing it today.
00:29:35We're doing it now.
00:29:36I'm not letting your one true love get away.
00:29:39We are going to her house right now.
00:29:42I'm not letting you make the same mistakes I've made.
00:29:45I'm gonna get this done if it's the last thing I do.
00:29:48Why are you being so nice to me, hey?
00:29:57Love is the most important thing in the world, man.
00:30:00It's what everything's about.
00:30:03Without love, you got nothing.
00:30:05Zero.
00:30:07I'm not letting you disappear, Kev.
00:30:10Come on.
00:30:14Really?
00:30:15Hello, darling.
00:30:16Can I borrow a pen, please?
00:30:17This is my only pen.
00:30:19I need it for my charts.
00:30:22I'm good for it.
00:30:23I cross my heart.
00:30:26Let me see that arm.
00:30:28The 60, right?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:32Let's make it 80.
00:30:33What's the date today?
00:30:35The 31st.
00:30:37Hey.
00:30:40Here we are.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:43I don't...
00:30:44I don't know what to say.
00:30:46Just get the girl back,
00:30:47and we're all square.
00:30:49I'll see you outside.
00:30:56So how'd you get in this line of work?
00:30:57I like sex.
00:30:59I pretty much f*** everyone I go on a date with anyway,
00:31:02so I thought I might as well get paid for it.
00:31:05Isn't it dangerous?
00:31:06No.
00:31:08What if you don't want to do it?
00:31:09I don't do it.
00:31:10Isn't it degrading?
00:31:11I mean...
00:31:12Here's the deal.
00:31:13Sandy's gonna stay with Carl.
00:31:14I've given her combat pay.
00:31:15She's gonna get him up and moving out.
00:31:18I feel fantastic.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:21Pop the trunk.
00:31:22I'm gonna change.
00:31:23Thank you, Zade.
00:31:25Always gotta be prepared.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28So let's focus.
00:31:29Where do we find this Angie?
00:31:30Why can't I just show a better word?
00:31:31Why not?
00:31:32What'd she do?
00:31:33Well, she's a school teacher.
00:31:34Of course she is.
00:31:35God love teachers.
00:31:36What'd she teach?
00:31:37Reading?
00:31:38Math?
00:31:39P.E.
00:31:40She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance?
00:31:41No.
00:31:42I mean, she does, but that's not all she does.
00:31:44I mean, she...
00:31:45I love this.
00:31:46We're gonna go to the school.
00:31:47She'll be getting off soon.
00:31:48You're gonna tell her you're sorry in front of the kids.
00:31:49It'll be like in all those films.
00:31:50Then the kids will tell her to kiss you.
00:31:52And the kids are gonna kiss you.
00:31:53Oh, you wanna kiss you?
00:31:54You wanna kiss you?
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57We can't get me back.
00:31:58I should be home.
00:31:59I'm watching you because of that.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02You're going to be rude.
00:32:03That's a real thing I could not do.
00:32:04Have you got to kiss you?
00:32:05That's a real thing.
00:32:06That's a real thing.
00:32:08Book you're going to have topmap.
00:32:09I'm not happy.
00:32:10Why can't I show you?
00:32:11It'll be like in all those films.
00:32:13Then the kids will tell her to kiss you.
00:32:15It'll be great.
00:32:17I don't think we should go anywhere near her work.
00:32:20Do you want the 80 grand or not?
00:32:31Oh, boy.
00:32:36OK.
00:32:37You're going to go in there.
00:32:39You're going to tell her you're a big success now,
00:32:41and that you want her back.
00:32:44And why is she going to believe I'm some big success now?
00:32:47Because you've got my IOU.
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Breaking on my arm.
00:32:51It sure is.
00:32:54OK.
00:32:55Then I'll take a photo.
00:32:56I'll take a picture of your arm, and it'll act as a legal note.
00:33:00Why don't you just write him a check?
00:33:05OK.
00:33:05What's your name, Kevin?
00:33:07McDonald.
00:33:08M-A-C.
00:33:09McDonald.
00:33:11All right.
00:33:12We're going to wait for you here.
00:33:16This is a bad idea.
00:33:17I mean, this-
00:33:19First of all, it's not a bad idea.
00:33:20OK?
00:33:21And frankly, personally, I'm insulted with your negativity.
00:33:25You've got to show this woman that you're invested in her, man.
00:33:29You've got to do something dramatic.
00:33:32That's romantic.
00:33:33Yeah, but it's just not normal.
00:33:36Well, let me tell you something, Kevin McDonald.
00:33:40All grand passions are abnormal.
00:33:42That's what makes them grand.
00:33:46Go get him, kid.
00:33:48Here goes nothing.
00:33:50Hey, should we go with him?
00:33:54Hey, Richard Axley, please report to the main office.
00:34:06Man, I hated school.
00:34:08I loved it the best time of my life, being a kid.
00:34:14Again, Richard Axley, please report to the main office.
00:34:17Is this whole trampolining thing a ploy to get her back?
00:34:21No.
00:34:22No.
00:34:23You know she didn't leave you because of the blowjob.
00:34:25Shh, come on.
00:34:26She did.
00:34:28No, no one ever leaves someone because of sex.
00:34:31What are you talking about?
00:34:31People leave each other all the time because of affairs.
00:34:34They don't.
00:34:34They leave because they don't love each other enough.
00:34:37And that's why the affair happens.
00:34:41Well, I love Angie.
00:34:42Always have.
00:34:43Not enough.
00:34:44You wouldn't have gotten a blowjob if you did.
00:34:46Here we go. Game time.
00:34:48Can I help you?
00:34:50Uh, yeah, we're here to see Angie Cooper.
00:34:52And who are you?
00:34:54I'm just a friend, an old friend of hers.
00:34:56And who are you two?
00:34:58We're new friends.
00:34:59Mm-hmm.
00:35:00I remember the chairs being bigger.
00:35:02Does everyone say that?
00:35:05Miss Cooper isn't in today.
00:35:08She's ill.
00:35:09Oh, God.
00:35:10What's wrong with her?
00:35:11Well, I can't divulge personal information.
00:35:13I'd be happy to send her a message.
00:35:15Great.
00:35:16Yeah, if you could just tell her that Kevin...
00:35:17No, no, that's fine.
00:35:18I'll call her.
00:35:20Thanks.
00:35:22Lame.
00:35:23Lovely school.
00:35:31We're gonna spread out.
00:35:33She's sick, so she's vulnerable.
00:35:36We need to put together a care package that says,
00:35:38I love you.
00:35:39That says, I'm gonna look after you forever.
00:35:43I'll take aisles one and two.
00:35:45Kevin, three and four.
00:35:46Zade, five and six.
00:35:50How long have you known him?
00:35:53Nine hours, give or take.
00:36:01I think this is a good idea.
00:36:03I mean, wouldn't you think it was weird if your ex showed up at your house with a
00:36:06stranger and across another lord or another lady?
00:36:13I'd probably find that weird, but that's also why I'd like it.
00:36:17If you'd like it.
00:36:19Why not?
00:36:20Show the imagination.
00:36:21Maybe, but Angie's not like you.
00:36:23How is she different?
00:36:25I don't know.
00:36:27She just doesn't talk about sex all the time.
00:36:28I get it.
00:36:32Holy shit.
00:36:33You're a f***ing prude.
00:36:36I'm not a prude.
00:36:37Then why do you scream at any mention of anything sexual?
00:36:40Prudish.
00:36:41Not prudish.
00:36:42I'm not prudish.
00:36:44Not at all.
00:36:45Then prove it.
00:36:45What are three words that, when put together, it get nasty?
00:36:49I'm not doing this.
00:36:51Three words.
00:36:53I'm not playing, Zade.
00:36:56You are not very madly, are you, Kev?
00:37:01Smelly poop truck.
00:37:02That's it.
00:37:03Three more.
00:37:04Disgust me.
00:37:08You know, you're really smart.
00:37:09I'm really pretty.
00:37:12You don't have to be so aggressive.
00:37:15Baggy, vag, mouth!
00:37:18I'm really sorry.
00:37:19I was just making a joke.
00:37:21What was the joke?
00:37:24Excuse me?
00:37:25I didn't hear it.
00:37:26What was the joke?
00:37:30Knock, knock.
00:37:31Who's there?
00:37:32Isabel.
00:37:33Isabel who?
00:37:34Isabel necessary on a bicycle?
00:37:39Shit, I'm sorry I even asked.
00:37:45I thought it was funny.
00:37:53You totally fell apart back there.
00:38:00I did not.
00:38:02Man, you did.
00:38:03Like a little girl.
00:38:06And that isn't technically a word, by the way.
00:38:09Well, you're not technically a businessman.
00:38:11Yes, I am.
00:38:12No, you're not.
00:38:14Look at you.
00:38:14You look like a guy who cleans a pool.
00:38:17You?
00:38:18She's right.
00:38:19We gotta get you looking sharp.
00:38:21Like Angie's idea of an entrepreneur.
00:38:24Let's go shopping.
00:38:25Come on.
00:38:29Doing this for you, Kev.
00:38:30Come on.
00:38:31Is it true what they say about guys with medium-sized feet?
00:38:41Zade, pick out a pair if you want.
00:38:44No, thanks.
00:38:44Not really my style.
00:38:46Should I have done Carl a suit?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:49I haven't heard from Sandy.
00:38:52All right, so when she opens the door, what should I say again?
00:38:57You're telling her that you've succeeded, okay?
00:39:00You're gonna show her the check and that you're sorry.
00:39:03That's...
00:39:05That's too strange.
00:39:07All right.
00:39:09Tell her that without her, you're nothing but a shadow.
00:39:13Tell her that your heart is like a mauled hedgehog
00:39:20smashed up against the blades of a lawnmower.
00:39:24Here, Zade.
00:39:24Keep trying Sandy, will you?
00:39:26Here, let me check this out.
00:39:28Hank, you need a new phone.
00:39:30Yeah, I'd go down half a size, Kev.
00:39:32I mean, it all depends on your choice of sock.
00:39:34Yeah, we'll go down half a size.
00:39:36I agree.
00:39:37Here.
00:39:39What would you say?
00:39:40Seriously, Zade.
00:39:40Maybe don't talk about yourself so much.
00:39:45Tell her that she's your miracle, that without her, your life means nothing.
00:39:51Tell her that she's more beautiful than the full moon in Montana or the poetry of Rumi or
00:39:58any other beautiful thing man or nature has yet made.
00:40:02Tell her that she's a genius of Einsteinian proportions.
00:40:09And that she's sexy and does sexy well.
00:40:12And that you really, really, really, really love her.
00:40:24Wow.
00:40:24Zade, that was really, that was really good.
00:40:27That's an handsome fit, sir.
00:40:29Great, we'll take them.
00:40:31Let's run for it.
00:40:37Stop, wait.
00:40:41Come on, people, come on.
00:40:48We got this.
00:40:58It wasn't the clerk's fault.
00:41:27Those plastic tags are a nuisance.
00:41:32But a straight razor gives us a concealed weapon.
00:41:36I have a collection.
00:41:37That's an antique.
00:41:38That doesn't mean that you can carry.
00:41:40I sincerely apologize, officers.
00:41:42Look, you have to understand where we're coming from.
00:41:45You were running through a place of business with a weapon.
00:41:48It was all part of a romantic gesture.
00:41:50My friend here lost his true love.
00:41:53We're giving him a makeover.
00:41:54He's going to win her back.
00:41:56Come on, guys.
00:41:57I'm not against romantic gestures, per se.
00:42:03It's true.
00:42:05He's not.
00:42:05Officer, it was a misunderstanding.
00:42:07Come on.
00:42:08I'm moved by your argument.
00:42:13So I'm going to let you go with a warning.
00:42:16But we're going to keep the razor.
00:42:18Thank you, officers.
00:42:19Give love, get love, sir.
00:42:22Can I give you a hug?
00:42:32Now that's unfortunate.
00:42:33I can't believe they couldn't look the other way.
00:42:49Drugs are drugs.
00:42:50They couldn't have looked the other way.
00:42:51You're such a prude.
00:42:54Where are we going?
00:42:55I need shoes.
00:42:57Hang out in the car.
00:42:58Where are we?
00:42:59Wait in the car.
00:43:00I'll be back in a minute.
00:43:01Zade, is this your brothel?
00:43:06No one says brothel.
00:43:16Jesus, Zade, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:18Come on, Zade.
00:43:39Jesus, throw at it.
00:43:48Bill, we cry.
00:43:49I went right.
00:43:49Er, what the hell is.
00:43:50Shall we say冷?
00:43:51Hello.
00:43:51No one says this all.
00:43:52Mario, a doctor it said she called Val Grey.
00:43:54I have a gun.
00:43:55That man says was having a gun.
00:43:58It's going to fall.
00:43:59I have a gun at the gym.
00:44:13In the comp via Gef."
00:44:14Mr itard lulero ded lasts clothes.
00:44:15There's a gun.
00:44:16All right, where are you, Zade?
00:44:29May I help you?
00:44:30Oh, well.
00:44:33I'm here to see Zade.
00:44:35Zade?
00:44:36Yeah, Zade.
00:44:38I think she works here.
00:44:40Well, that's funny, because it's just my family,
00:44:43as far as I know.
00:44:44And while some might call that work, I-
00:44:47Sorry, um, must be the wrong address.
00:44:51Kev?
00:44:53I told you to wait in the car.
00:44:55I'll be down in a minute.
00:45:00I think you should come in.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:13Lemon juice, sugar, and water.
00:45:16Tell me if it needs anything else.
00:45:20And how exactly do you know Millie?
00:45:24Millie.
00:45:26Millicent, my daughter.
00:45:30Oh, um, we met through a mutual friend.
00:45:33Mutual friend?
00:45:34Uh, work friend, really.
00:45:36Kevin, are you a rioter, too?
00:45:39No.
00:45:40Well, what is it exactly that you do?
00:45:43Um, in construction?
00:45:46My daughter knows people in construction.
00:45:50Well, our mutual friend threw party, and then, and Millie was there.
00:45:56Was Monique there?
00:45:58No.
00:45:58Monique is a friend of Millie's.
00:46:00Great tits.
00:46:01I'm actually getting out of construction.
00:46:04Uh, gonna start my own business.
00:46:06I'm gonna call it Trampoline World.
00:46:07It's gonna be this amusement park in the warehouse district.
00:46:09We're gonna have Sky Slam basketball, uh, foam pits.
00:46:11We actually have a lot of...
00:46:12Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction.
00:46:14We should split.
00:46:15If you like, I'll continue some literature.
00:46:16Trampoline is one of the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:46:17It actually just got featured in Delta's Sky Magazine.
00:46:19Our friend's been arrested.
00:46:20We should go.
00:46:21Arrested?
00:46:22For what?
00:46:23Drugs.
00:46:24Millie has such colorful friends.
00:46:25What's Monique doing these days?
00:46:26Okay, let's go.
00:46:28Hi.
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00:46:52I'm with you.
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00:46:57Hi, my Jesus.
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00:47:12All right.
00:47:14you really shouldn't be doing this you know I mean any guy with half a brain
00:47:19would call you back you could have like a really great job they have a job yeah
00:47:27it's dirty it's not like you need the money you are judging me asshole the
00:47:35only reason you're going through with any of this is because of that check oh
00:47:38and who is it that charges a thousand dollars an hour for their company
00:47:42parasites yeah well at least I'm not pretending to be something I'm not
00:47:45pretending to be some kind of hooker or something it's rude to hookers people
00:47:49don't work at McDonald's because they like it it's a job you're slumming it and
00:47:53it's bullshit I'm going to get Hank driving home and then this whole is
00:47:59over
00:48:01nobody knows the trouble I've seen okay no okay one two nobody knows there's a
00:48:15trouble I've seen we're good at this man we should take this on the road you and me
00:48:20hey isn't there something we could do to expedite this and who might you be um I was hired by him
00:48:34lawyer no personal advisor well you need a law degree to be a personal advisor in here
00:48:44why don't you take a seat and the judge will see him in an hour or so keep smiling
00:48:50no physical body contact beyond initial and departing embrace will be tolerated and will result in termination of the vision
00:49:03you like barbecue might as well talk since we're stuck here
00:49:15her name's Sunny I'm Zade hey man why don't you just give her a break okay she's had a tough day
00:49:23Zade why not come sit here
00:49:25I'm fine thank you she's fine thank you so I got this sauce called smoking not broken
00:49:38hey don't don't do that don't touch your leg it's not okay to touch people you don't know
00:49:43occasional hand holding is acceptable oh whatever I didn't even know y'all was together
00:49:49you don't have to be together to care about each other
00:49:53I'm waiting in the car
00:49:57it's not okay to touch people you don't know
00:50:05so what kind of stuff do you write
00:50:09stories
00:50:12stories short ones mostly I'm writing one now about this woman who's having an affair with
00:50:19this guy and then finds out that she's only one of many it's called the other other woman
00:50:26I think you'd be a good writer
00:50:30you do sure why because you take chances you say things other people won't you're different
00:50:39you should feel good about who you are
00:50:42it's the death of romance
00:50:50we're living through the murder of romance
00:50:52get me I get you yeah when you're in love people do things they normally wouldn't
00:51:00we're sitting there imagine the rest of our lives together we get a villain Italy she makes the lunch I till the land
00:51:07our kids are running through the sunflower field
00:51:14beautiful
00:51:15yeah
00:51:16there'll be trampolines everywhere people bounces around good clean American fun you know
00:51:25you're a very strange person Kevin McDonald there's gonna be a juice bar over there
00:51:35a juice bar is not sexy it's not meant to be sexy well then people aren't gonna come
00:51:39what are you calling it
00:51:41what are you calling it
00:51:43trampoline world
00:51:45no you're not calling it that
00:51:47alright what would you call it
00:51:49call it tramps
00:51:51I like
00:51:52get one of those fake fluorescent signs
00:51:55maybe a bouncing stiletto
00:51:57slowly filling up with champagne
00:51:59nice
00:52:00you know and light bulbs for bubbles
00:52:02you see you are a good writer
00:52:04no I'm not
00:52:06I just write stuff that happens to me
00:52:13so you're the other other woman
00:52:17don't look at me with sad dog eyes I knew what I was doing
00:52:23I bet it's real interesting
00:52:26how would you know
00:52:28alright because roofers don't read
00:52:31you're rude
00:52:33and
00:52:34angry
00:52:35and
00:52:36really
00:52:37really spoiled
00:52:38but
00:52:39you're not sad
00:52:44and you're
00:52:45narcissistic
00:52:46and indulgent
00:52:50but you're not stupid
00:52:52thank you
00:52:54thank you
00:52:58what is that?
00:53:00harmonica
00:53:02really?
00:53:03but it's so small
00:53:06does it play?
00:53:07yeah it does
00:53:11oh wow
00:53:15we should probably go get Hank
00:53:18okay
00:53:19okay
00:53:25anybody got the time over there?
00:53:27working out there?
00:53:29haha
00:53:43so
00:53:45what's a prolapse?
00:53:47it's
00:53:51it's
00:53:52when
00:53:53either your anus
00:53:54or your vagina
00:53:56are pushed
00:53:57inside out of your body
00:54:02that's a good word
00:54:12sorry
00:54:17I
00:54:19I've never had any kids
00:54:20I always wanted them though
00:54:22how come?
00:54:23no
00:54:24she wanted to wait
00:54:25how dumb am I huh?
00:54:27you know I was never once unfaithful to her
00:54:30not once
00:54:32nah
00:54:33I loved her wholly
00:54:34unabashedly
00:54:35from the first day I met her
00:54:36the first day I met her
00:54:40she was my everything
00:54:43she finds someone else?
00:54:44yeah
00:54:45oh yeah
00:54:47she said I was an emotional cripple
00:54:49that she couldn't remember what she loved about me in the first place
00:54:53people make out like women are the romantics but it's not true
00:54:56we're the knights
00:54:57the last of the noble breed
00:55:01I'm gonna die today
00:55:05who's after you?
00:55:08no one
00:55:13well you let me know
00:55:14if somebody's after you
00:55:15because I got a guy for that
00:55:18Landry!
00:55:21well looks like I'm sprung kid
00:55:24good luck to you
00:55:26keep it in your pants
00:55:30thank you sir
00:55:32mes amis
00:55:33superbe
00:55:35the happy band are back together
00:55:38was it terrible in jail?
00:55:40oh it was okay
00:55:41I met a nice kid
00:55:42oh yeah?
00:55:43what was he in for?
00:55:45he masturbated on some girl on a bus
00:55:47jesus
00:55:49he got carried away
00:55:51I'd rather someone put cum on me than a booger
00:55:54why?
00:55:55it's sterile
00:55:56straight from the testes
00:55:57booger's a waste
00:55:59I bet you think a blowjob is fine
00:56:01but you wouldn't blow your nose in a girl's mouth
00:56:03enough
00:56:04let's go find this Annie
00:56:06let's just go home Hank
00:56:07I think we're done for today
00:56:08no no way
00:56:09I'm not giving up now
00:56:10Hank I
00:56:11I really don't mind
00:56:12well I do mind
00:56:13I just wasted half my day in jail
00:56:14I'm finding Annie
00:56:16Angie
00:56:17it doesn't matter what her name is
00:56:18I'm finding her
00:56:20we could just take like a small break
00:56:21no
00:56:23look something's gotta work here
00:56:24okay?
00:56:26love
00:56:27it has to mean something
00:56:29I need to know
00:56:30that in this world
00:56:31it's not just pure disappointing shit
00:56:34and I don't care what you two do
00:56:35but I'm going to Annie's
00:56:36I got a plan
00:56:42on delay
00:56:52just up here on the left
00:56:55maybe we should just ring the doorbell
00:56:57he said she won't talk to you
00:56:59what are we doing here?
00:57:00waiting
00:57:01for what?
00:57:02for someone to let us in
00:57:04burglars don't have balloons
00:57:09I gotta piss
00:57:10hold onto these
00:57:11will you?
00:57:12what?
00:57:14this is a bad idea
00:57:17why?
00:57:18you don't even like her
00:57:19you're just caught up in the obsession
00:57:22you think you're in love
00:57:24but it's just the stab of rejection
00:57:29do you want to be with her?
00:57:31really? with her?
00:57:41i'm going in
00:57:43why? what's so great about her?
00:57:46you don't have anything to say?
00:57:50okay
00:57:52well good luck with that
00:58:00see? magic
00:58:02well hello there
00:58:03how are you?
00:58:04oh is it my birthday?
00:58:05it is
00:58:06happy birthday darling
00:58:07hey
00:58:08i don't think i want the balloons
00:58:10lose them
00:58:11come on
00:58:15is that it?
00:58:18i'm going knock down
00:58:20i got this
00:58:22be firm
00:58:24be aggressive kev
00:58:31angie
00:58:32oh
00:58:35what are you doing here?
00:58:36okay listen
00:58:37i've come to tell you that i think
00:58:39that you're
00:58:40you're like sunsets
00:58:41in montana
00:58:42oh god
00:58:43kevin
00:58:44you're like
00:58:45no just hear me out
00:58:46who is that?
00:58:48i'm no one
00:58:50i'm proud of you
00:58:53you're like the poetry
00:58:55of rummy
00:58:56and you have einsteinian proportions
00:58:58and i just
00:58:59i like
00:59:00i like spending time with you
00:59:01and i treasure you
00:59:03hey
00:59:04angie
00:59:05five letter words
00:59:06starts with an l
00:59:07insect steve
00:59:08sounds like steve
00:59:13tim
00:59:19steve
00:59:21what are you doing here steve?
00:59:24crossword?
00:59:26what are you doing here steve?
00:59:27what are you doing here?
00:59:28what are you doing here steve?
00:59:29she called me
00:59:30and she needs some help
00:59:31with her track lighting
00:59:32just tell him
00:59:34listen
00:59:36it just happened kev
00:59:37you're sleeping with her?
00:59:38listen just a misunderstanding
00:59:40yeah
00:59:41he is
00:59:42we're in love
00:59:43well you're in love with her
00:59:44no
00:59:46we made some bad decisions and
00:59:48why didn't you tell me?
00:59:49listen we didn't want to hurt you
00:59:52oh
00:59:53you said she wasn't good enough for me
00:59:55hey
00:59:58and you're right
01:00:01you're right
01:00:02and you
01:00:04i didn't mean all that shit about montana
01:00:05okay
01:00:06someone told me to say that
01:00:07and uh
01:00:08i got a blowjob from that stripper
01:00:10because i didn't love you enough
01:00:11i didn't love you enough
01:00:28stupid
01:00:31give me the keys
01:00:32bro i'm so sorry
01:00:33listen i'm gonna find you the money for trampoline road alright?
01:00:36i think it's a
01:00:38just give me the
01:00:39jeez
01:00:43here
01:00:44you can never
01:00:45be a part of trampoline road
01:00:47hello
01:01:02bet you didn't think you'd hear from me today
01:01:05i'm sorry
01:01:06i don't know what to say
01:01:07i just
01:01:08i miss you
01:01:09and i want you to know that
01:01:11you were right about me being in a wheelchair emotionally
01:01:14i've learned now that
01:01:24i wasn't good enough for you karen
01:01:27and uh
01:01:28i'm not even good enough for this world anymore
01:01:31don't go into the red room
01:01:33okay
01:01:34i keep all my records in the bureau
01:01:36so you can have everything that you want
01:01:38uh
01:01:39take anything
01:01:40leave what you don't want
01:01:41uh
01:01:48hank's phone?
01:01:49hi
01:01:50it's me
01:01:51i am a giant asshole
01:01:52alright
01:01:53i made a huge mistake and i'd like to take it all back
01:01:56is hank with you?
01:01:57i realize now
01:01:58that you are more interesting than anything in montana
01:02:02than any movie or any poetry written at it
01:02:04just shut up
01:02:05where's hank?
01:02:06what?
01:02:07something's wrong with hank
01:02:08what?
01:02:09something's wrong with hank
01:02:10what's wrong with hank?
01:02:11you have to find him kevin
01:02:13he's gonna kill himself
01:02:14what?
01:02:15i found a video on his phone
01:02:17he's gonna do it
01:02:18now
01:02:19today
01:02:20that doesn't make any sense
01:02:21he was happy when we left
01:02:22he thinks angie and i got back together
01:02:24that's worse
01:02:25that's what he wanted
01:02:26go to the red room
01:02:27he said not to go into the red room
01:02:28hank!
01:02:35hank!
01:02:45hank!
01:02:47oh my god hank
01:02:49ah!
01:02:51ah!
01:02:52ah!
01:02:53where is hank?
01:02:54carl he might hurt himself okay
01:02:56i need to know where hank is
01:02:58he's taking a nap
01:02:59just like everybody else
01:03:00just tell me where he is
01:03:02wait a minute
01:03:03wait a minute
01:03:04shut up!
01:03:06what day is it?
01:03:08friday
01:03:09oh no no no
01:03:11oh no oh god oh god
01:03:13that can't be good
01:03:17carl where's hank?
01:03:19i told you mother
01:03:21he's taking a nap
01:03:23hank!
01:03:24hank!
01:03:25hank!
01:03:26hank!
01:03:27hank!
01:03:29hank!
01:03:30hank!
01:03:31hank!
01:03:41hank!
01:03:42are you out there?
01:03:44i'm fine
01:03:46wanted to get a little air is all
01:03:48I'm fine.
01:03:51Wanted to get a little air is all.
01:03:54I'm coming out.
01:03:58Long way down, buddy.
01:04:01Hank, I'm a roofer.
01:04:04Good point.
01:04:07Just want to talk.
01:04:09It's been a frantic last few days, Kevin.
01:04:21I'm not going to kill myself, if that's what you're thinking.
01:04:25That's good.
01:04:27I just wanted to hang out for a while.
01:04:31You didn't invite me to this party, remember?
01:04:33I had a go with Angie.
01:04:41She was having sex with my brother.
01:04:43What?
01:04:46That's basically it.
01:04:48Jesus.
01:04:51God, I am a waste of space, huh?
01:04:55And this, this pen, remember that?
01:04:58I stole it from that nice nurse.
01:05:00I mean, I am a asshole.
01:05:03That's not true.
01:05:04It is true.
01:05:05I'm a dark hole.
01:05:06I don't make anyone feel good.
01:05:09Hank, you probably just need some sleep.
01:05:10Why don't you just come back inside?
01:05:17Kevin, you're a good guy.
01:05:22You are.
01:05:23But we're not even really friends.
01:05:26How sad is that?
01:05:29Look who's at my party, for example.
01:05:31I've got a bunch of guys I've barely met, girls that I've paid for, and Carl.
01:05:37Carl, for Christ's sakes.
01:05:41I didn't want this.
01:05:46I just wanted to go out quietly, have something good happen before I left.
01:05:54Something, something good has happened.
01:05:56What the are you doing up there?
01:05:58Zade.
01:06:02You want to have sex with me?
01:06:04Get the out from there.
01:06:07I should let you know that I'm not hung up on Angie anymore.
01:06:12Think I might love Millicent.
01:06:17Why?
01:06:20She's funny, smart, brave, and beautiful.
01:06:29You're really beautiful.
01:06:30Even when you're being disgusting.
01:06:35You're an idiot.
01:06:36I know.
01:06:38I'd still really like to have sex with you, though.
01:06:40It's not going to happen.
01:06:42Not going to happen.
01:06:45Damn it, Zane.
01:06:49Stop being such a f***ing prune.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:56See?
01:06:56Just come back inside so Zane and I can have sexual intercourse.
01:07:01You're just saying that to make me feel better.
01:07:07Well, if you don't come back inside and you jump, Zane and I definitely won't have sex.
01:07:17How about it?
01:07:19He jumps.
01:07:21You still going to do me?
01:07:23Definitely not.
01:07:28All right.
01:07:29Enough of this s***, huh?
01:07:31I don't want to drink anyway.
01:07:33This beer's flattened.
01:07:36Wait, hold on!
01:07:37Hey!
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:45Hold me up, you son of a b***h!
01:07:47Hold on!
01:08:01Hold on!
01:08:15Is he asleep?
01:08:17I don't think so.
01:08:17There's clean sheets in the walk-in closet.
01:08:34Swiss cotton.
01:08:47Are you sure you want me to do this?
01:08:57Oh, okay.
01:09:04We broke the curse.
01:09:08So can I call you?
01:09:11Why do you need to call me?
01:09:14So we can see each other, okay?
01:09:16It will cost you.
01:09:21How much does the day pass at Tramp's again?
01:09:27Nothing bad happened.
01:09:30No.
01:09:35I think you should get there.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:40If it's a stripper, don't let her in.
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:46Holy shit.
01:09:49God, you okay?
01:09:51I'm okay.
01:09:52I'm okay.
01:09:53I'm okay.
01:09:54Okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:56I'm okay.
01:09:58I'm not cursed.
01:09:59I'm not cursed.
01:10:00I'm not cursed.
01:10:01Ah.
01:10:05Hello.
01:10:07I pressed the bell.
01:10:08I pressed the bell.
01:10:21Thanks.
01:10:21That's right.
01:10:21You did press the bell.
01:10:24How you doing, buddy?
01:10:26Good.
01:10:26Good.
01:10:27Kev?
01:10:28Always a pleasure.
01:10:30God bless.
01:10:31Ready to go to Querida?
01:10:31Yes, Dad.
01:10:32Okay.
01:10:33Let's do it.
01:10:34Hi, honey.
01:10:34Hi.
01:10:35How are you?
01:10:36Oh, that was a good party.
01:10:41That guy's married?
01:10:42Happily.
01:10:44It's classic romance.
01:10:54You look like the guy who cleans the pool.
01:10:58Are you okay up on those heels?
01:11:06I hate lines.
01:11:10Girls never have trouble at the door.
01:11:13Maybe you can help me get in.
01:11:15Parasite.
01:11:17Tourist.
01:11:36object for a long time for you.
01:11:43I have a glitter.
01:11:47We have a glitter.
01:11:51I have a glitter.
01:11:54Nothing.
01:11:55We have a glitter.
01:11:59I have a glitter.
01:12:00I have a glitter.
01:12:01I'm having sex
01:12:14Guaranteed
01:12:16My better self
01:12:21I just won't need
01:12:23I'll pack my bags
01:12:28With jumbo rubbers
01:12:30I'll meet the boys
01:12:35I'll drink the boys
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