Don't mess with Sheldon, or he'll remember you.#movie #edit

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00:00If you want to save money, why don't you land the booster rockets instead of letting them drop in the ocean?

00:05That's a cute idea, but it's not technically possible.

00:08Why not?

00:09It's hard to explain. The math is pretty complicated.

00:12Perhaps I could help you with it.

00:14I'll bet you could. I'll tell you what, here is a NASA patch.

00:18Why don't you have your mom sew that on your book bag?

00:22People often wonder why I chose to pursue a career in theoretical physics.

00:27I wanted to prove this nincompoop wrong.

00:31Shelly, you haven't touched your dinner.

00:33I'm just thinking.

00:34About what, baby?

00:35The optimal height to width ratio for a reusable rocket.

00:38It's late. What are you doing up?

00:40I'm working on the hyperbolic calculations for a rocket return.

00:43Dad, can we afford a computer?

00:45You're doing my taxes. What do you think?

00:47Mr. Moonpie, how am I to help you?

00:49How much money are you planning to leave me when you die?

00:52I need to buy a computer so I can solve the Navier-Stokes equation.

00:55Uh-huh. How much is a computer?

00:58Apple has a nice one for $2,000, but the kind I need costs $3 million.

01:04I'm interested in taking out a second mortgage.

01:08I'm nine years old, why do you ask?

01:10That's called age discrimination, Dorothy, but I'm willing to let it slide.

01:14I need funds to buy a computer.

01:16Hello, Dorothy?

01:19Hey, how come you weren't in the math class?

01:22That guy from NASA treated me like a child, and I need to prove him wrong.

01:27Mom.

01:28What?

01:29There's something wrong I showed him again.

01:31I figured it out! I figured it out!

01:34One night. I want to sleep one night.

01:37And here, near Apogee, we nimble the engine to exert a torque

01:41that executes a pitch-over maneuver to flip the rocket by 180 degrees.

01:47Wow. That's very impressive.

01:49I thought you might want to apologize.

01:51Why?

01:52You tried to shut me up with a patch.

01:55I give those to everyone, and you have to understand, Sheldon,

01:58that while your math is theoretically correct,

02:02we don't have the technical capability to execute it.

02:05So I'm ahead of my time.

02:07It would appear so.

02:08All right, call me when you catch up.

02:10Okay.

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