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A self-absorbed celebrity gamer, who speaks to millions of fans every day, has to figure out how to talk to the people i | dG1fa0VSdklnbklhQkU
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00:00I don't know why you play your game so late when you're here all day because I film videos during
00:12the day Ali come on you know this what I know is the average adult needs seven to nine hours of
00:17sleep at night to stay healthy well the average adult also doesn't run one of the biggest video
00:21game channels on the internet what up Scotty is this your boy great Scott we about to get on with
00:25this video oh Scott you know what you're an idiot um so I was thinking you suck after I get home
00:31tonight shut up get out of here we need to talk damn you're toast I've been telling her to kick
00:37your ass to the curb for years there's nothing worse in the world than when someone says to you we need
00:42to talk you're worrying about absolutely nothing all right you never thought that she might be
00:46pregnant that it's not possible I knew you guys like little boy because she's on the pill yeah
00:50penis pills god I wish my lady mates play video games this morning before she left she said we
00:57need to talk and I wasn't paying attention look I'm just trying to find her so that we can talk yeah
01:01that's trouble good luck hello she might not even be at work she might be out in these streets you know
01:09what she's not out in these streets so you stop that right there I think she's gonna tell you you
01:13have a little you're bad so what are the comments saying she's got a new sugar daddy she's smooching
01:19another pickle she's got erectile dysfunction that doesn't make sense this one do you even care
01:23about comments have you met me how to talk to your girlfriend call Allie up find out what she wants
01:29to talk about no I'm not gonna do that that's a stupid idea I know you think that this whole world
01:33revolves around you and that you two if I don't have my brand I have nothing but you gotta understand
01:39Allie doesn't have that great sky all she has is you god she's totally gonna unsubscribe from me
01:48and we don't run down with that social media metaphor this is a good lesson for life
01:52oftentimes when there's a problem the best thing to do is just ignore it and hope it goes away
01:58under what circumstances does that even make sense global warming
02:02look tell her you love her and start crying what who does that no no that's absurd
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