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The Last Leg - Season 33 Episode 7
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00:00Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:01So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:04Be simple, I'll be good for your health
00:06Keep them trying when I'm scared to show
00:08Live love life like you just don't care
00:11I believe it's never scared
00:13Crazy noise is the moment they fear
00:15Get up, you're still a beautiful idea
00:18Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:20Get up, you're sure you're right
00:22Get up, get up, get up
00:24Get up, get up, get up
00:27Get up, get up, get up
00:29Gather your working families
00:34Hold in your squeezed middle and hope you don't freeze your assets off
00:37It's Friday, we're live
00:38And it's time for The Last Leg
00:39Tonight on the show
00:43Labour ploughs on with their budget
00:44We check in on the growth of AI
00:47And we'll plant a seed
00:49For the Deaflympics
00:50Plus we'll be joined by actor Rose Ayling-Ellis
00:53And comedians Chris McCausland
00:54And Adam Buxton
00:55On the show that sometimes likes to dump on the news
00:59G'day
01:08I'm Adam Hills
01:10Welcome to The Last Leg
01:11The show that doesn't care about Black Friday
01:13Because we're always 30% off
01:15With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:18And the man who thought the bond market was where 007 buys his eggs
01:21Alex Brooker
01:22Loads to get through tonight
01:30But we want to start by recapping a couple of awkward moments we had this week
01:33Firstly, if you saw last week's show, you might have seen this moment
01:36When Josh stood next to the UK's tallest Tory
01:39James McAlpine
01:42He's seven foot two
01:45Although, are we still ruling out these three school kids in a suit?
01:51Alex, your daughter had an interesting observation
01:53Yeah, I showed the girls there the photo on Saturday morning
01:57And my youngest pointed at Josh and went, is he a grown-up?
02:02But, um, yeah, the best part of it all is I'll promise him he'll come round for a play date next week
02:09We're going to dare to air
02:12I can't believe we got through the whole week without calling him the never-ending Tory
02:16Oh, how did we miss that?
02:19How did we miss that? Thank God we brought it back
02:20But yeah, we are, um, we are working together now
02:23We're bringing out our own version of Russian dolls for Christmas
02:25Um, and my embarrassing moment this week
02:29So, uh, it actually happened last week
02:30I was at Speaker's House, um, in Parliament
02:33For Disability History Month
02:35And I went straight from, you know, working on the last leg
02:38So, I hadn't really had dinner
02:39So I scoffed about three protein bars
02:41Um
02:42Such an athlete
02:43Oh, always, always
02:44I forgot that you were Sylvester Stallone
02:46And look, it was amazing
02:49There was speech from Paralympian Steph Reid
02:51There were disabled MPs
02:53Dr. Marie Tidbul was there
02:54Here's a couple of photos that I took on the night
02:56It was brilliant, it was amazing
02:57I love, I love OSIS
02:58Yeah
02:59Getting a photo of a big Ben in the background
03:01You're still a tourist, aren't you?
03:02Oh, absolutely
03:03The problem was, halfway through the night
03:05The protein bars started to kick in
03:07And it was a crowded room
03:08Like Popeye
03:09Well, it wasn't my eye that was popping
03:12Er, I, I got quite farty
03:16Did you?
03:17I got quite farty
03:18Squeaker's House
03:18At Speaker's House?
03:19No, I said Squeaker's House
03:20It's good gear
03:23I thought, you know what, it's a crowded room
03:25I'm probably okay
03:26Yeah
03:27You know, loads of talking
03:28No one could hear
03:29Yeah
03:29And look, I let a few out
03:31And, um, you know
03:33They weren't noxious
03:34And I thought, I'm fine
03:34I'm getting away with this
03:35And five minutes later
03:36I turned around
03:37And there was a person in a wheelchair
03:38Right behind me
03:39And this, this is why we make you sit behind the desk
03:45And you know, the worst thing is
03:47What, yeah, go on
03:48You're like this
03:49Not often you see somebody in Parliament following through on something
03:53Oh
03:53Yes
03:54You know, another person in Parliament shitting on a disabled, am I right?
03:58Oh
03:58Blimey, are we on Radio 4? What's going on?
04:02Ah, yeah, no, we get it
04:06The worst thing is the next night I was at Downing Street for another function
04:09Oh no
04:09Browning Street
04:10Sorry
04:11It was a short stature
04:13Browning Squeak
04:14I've lost it
04:15It was a short stature guy behind me for the whole night
04:17I've never clenched my butt cheeks harder in my entire life
04:20Look, we are live on your telly right now
04:22You can send us any questions you want to ask us about the news
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04:47It'll be known as a military coup
04:48Oh, come on
04:51Come on
04:51It's a pigeon pun
04:52What else are you here for?
04:57This is Channel 4 on a Friday night
04:59Puns about pigeons
05:00We've got a photo
05:02We have a striking image of one of the pigeons here
05:04I'll tell you what
05:06I now know what I want for Christmas
05:08Well, didn't you
05:10If your wife turned around to Christmas Day
05:12You've got a remote-controlled pigeon
05:14Yeah
05:15That would be the greatest
05:16Imagine just like flying it around
05:19It's got a GoPro on it
05:20You can see where it's going
05:20Like shitting on people
05:22And then you find out your mates have also got one
05:25You'll meet up in Trafalgar Square
05:26Just edging forward to some geezer on a bench nicking his chips
05:31I'd give it a year until Adam is running that show with us two on remote control
05:36We also have exclusive images of the KGB agent in charge of the operation
05:42All right, let's jump foot first into the news now
05:48And Gareth said
05:49Is it okay that the budget got leaked ahead of the announcement?
05:52Yes
05:52The Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, delivered the budget on Wednesday
05:55After several weeks of teasing and leaks
05:57It was like the build-up to the new series of Stranger Things, wasn't it?
06:00It was outrageous
06:01Yeah, I was hoping for the Lily Allen album to come out about it as well
06:06Puts a mansion tax on the pussy palace
06:08The lead-up to the budget took so long we even made up our own advent calendar for it
06:13But, as you can see here, when we opened the calendar the day before the budget
06:18We got the budget
06:19Because the Office for Budget Responsibility accidentally uploaded the entire budget
06:2440 minutes before it was delivered to Parliament
06:27I got it a day before
06:28Did you?
06:29Because I'm on Rachel Reeves' Patreon
06:32It just meant people weren't interested in it twice
06:37But I think what happened
06:40You know when you're talking about somebody
06:43And you accidentally text them
06:44Yeah, that's what happened
06:46The Chancellor began her speech by slagging off the opposition and bigging up Labour
06:50So it was like the political equivalent of 8 Mile
06:53If Eminem's rap had been released 40 minutes before the battle
06:56Or to put it another way
06:57Her palms were sweaty, growth weak, forecast heavy
06:59The OBR released the details of the budget already
07:01Thank you very much
07:04Yeah
07:05You get an applause
07:10But the bad news is they've introduced a midlife crisis tax
07:13So
07:13I've been playing rugby league for 8 years
07:16I've been paying that tax for a while
07:18Each party used different food analogies to describe the budget this week
07:22Rachel Reeves warned that it wouldn't be a pick and mix
07:24While Kemi Badenot called it a smorgasbord of misery
07:27It was like they both used foods they knew their voters would relate to
07:31Like pick and mix and smorgasbord
07:33I'm surprised the Green Party didn't call it a kale salad of confusion
07:36The main takeaway from the budget seems to be that the Chancellor is going to take more in tax
07:41To fund more in public spending
07:43And it's up to you whether you think that's a good thing or a bad thing
07:46The Mirror took a positive tone with their impactful front page
07:49Calling it a budget with a Labour heart
07:51The Sun carried a more damning headline of the Benefit Street budget
07:55While The Sun also today featured an interview with Rachel Reeves' uncle
08:00And ran with the poetic headline
08:01Fleeced by my niece
08:03Who's her uncle?
08:04Dr Seuss?
08:05Yeah, rejected headlines were
08:08Dad thought it was bad
08:09Mum was glum
08:10And her cousin wasn't buzzing
08:11Things haven't improved
08:14With my cousin twice removed
08:15The biggest announcement
08:20Just to be clear
08:20That's not me saying
08:21She's my cousin twice removed
08:22That was me suggesting a headline
08:24The biggest announcement
08:26Was the end of the two child benefits cap
08:29Which meant families on benefits
08:30Could only claim for their first two children
08:32That's now been gotten rid of
08:34Is that okay?
08:35Yeah, but there was a big thing
08:37That people criticising it
08:38And there's generally
08:39I saw people on and going
08:40Well, that just means
08:41Those are people
08:41Just going to have more babies now
08:43I don't think that's what people were waiting for
08:45I don't know
08:46It's totally starting
08:47You know
08:47I don't think anybody was kind of sat there
08:49Like waiting for their third child
08:51And what Rachel Reeves had said
08:52Then sidling up to your missus
08:53Going
08:54Tell you what love
08:54Should we budget and chill tonight
08:56Shall we?
08:58As soon as that leaked report came out
09:00I'd had sex before the budget had even started
09:02It's unbelievable
09:04Like that is just this wild idea
09:06That it's this kind of welfare kind of scam
09:11Where you're going to have a kid
09:12So that you can
09:13I think the current is that the first kid
09:15You get 25 pounds a week
09:17You get 17th a second
09:18Right
09:18Have you bought a fucking magazine for a child?
09:21It's about 60 quid
09:22Like
09:23It's just wild
09:25And it's bringing people out of poverty
09:27Is a good thing
09:27Well, yeah
09:28So the lifting of the two-child benefit cap
09:30Is estimated to bring around
09:314,000
09:32Sorry
09:33450,000 children out of poverty
09:35But the question is
09:36Who's going to pay for it?
09:37So the freezing of the tax threshold
09:39Means that an extra 800,000 people
09:41Will now be dragged into paying tax
09:43For the first time
09:43And they are not high earners
09:45Kate said
09:46Is it okay that disabled people
09:47Are losing motability cars
09:49And still can't rely on accessible public transport?
09:51Now
09:51Luxury vehicles are being removed
09:54From the motability scheme
09:55But Alex has got a point to make on it
09:57Well, yeah
09:58Because the big thing is
09:59I think Rachel
10:00The word she used was
10:01She wanted to reduce
10:02Generous taxpayer subsidies
10:05From the motability scheme
10:06Yeah
10:07It makes it sound like you're scrounging
10:08If you get a luxury car
10:10But basically
10:10The way the motability scheme works
10:12Is you give over
10:13You give over the mobility
10:15Component of your benefit
10:17Which you get
10:17You just give them the money
10:18You just don't take the money
10:19Yeah
10:20That goes towards the car
10:21The luxury cars and other cars
10:23Are basically
10:23It's a down payment
10:25That you make yourself
10:26So the government don't
10:28If you go
10:28Oh, by the way
10:28Can I have a Merc?
10:30Yeah
10:30The government don't go
10:31Yeah, we'll do that
10:31You pay it yourself
10:33So it doesn't save them
10:34Any money
10:35Any money either way
10:36And I think it was bowing down
10:38You have like
10:39Little, you know
10:40There's a lot of people
10:41That wanted to criticise
10:42The idea of someone
10:43Getting something for free
10:44Yeah
10:44It's not for free
10:45It's something that somebody's entitled to
10:46First of all
10:47Yeah
10:47Then you've got all these whiff merchants
10:49Like Lee Anderson
10:50Gobbing off
10:50Going, oh, we should go back
10:51To what it's like in the 60s
10:53And stuff like that
10:54And I just think this was bowing down to them
10:56Because honestly
10:56If you look on the
10:57Motability website today
10:59Yeah
10:59There's still cars
11:00Where you make a down payment
11:02There was a Volkswagen on there
11:03I looked
11:03£7,900
11:04A down payment
11:05Which was more than what you would have paid
11:07For a Merc anyway
11:08So it's just
11:08It was an aesthetic thing
11:10I think
11:10To please
11:11People who want to
11:12Like shit on disabled people
11:13The idea that they're getting something
11:15I don't
11:15And yeah
11:16I just
11:17I just think it was whiff
11:19If I'm honest
11:20To give you the political term
11:22It was just
11:22It was just bollocks
11:23Just to kind of have a little jab
11:25At disabled people
11:26Yeah, boy
11:33I
11:34I disagree
11:36There's a
11:38After I've said that
11:38There's a little fly
11:39That's just flown on me
11:40And I don't know
11:42If you've got remote control flies
11:43In government now
11:44Because it's literally
11:45It's staring right at me
11:47Oh, yeah, he's there
11:48I'm going to move on
11:49Because we're on television
11:50Sorry, mate
11:50Look at that
11:53I'm like Dr. Doolittle over here
11:55Look at this
11:55I get it
11:56Oh, there we go
11:57I'm going to point out the cameras
11:58Yeah, no worries
12:00If you're watching in HD
12:01That bit was great
12:02Carry on with the rest of the budget
12:04One question being raised this week
12:06Is whether Labor
12:06Has broken a manifesto pledge
12:08To not raise taxes
12:09For working people
12:09Rachel Reeves' response to that
12:11Was to say
12:12They only promised not to raise
12:13Tax rates
12:14For working people
12:16Which is the equivalent of saying
12:17Look, I'm technically not lying
12:19This informative table
12:20Was released yesterday
12:21That seems to show
12:22That the richest people in society
12:23Are the ones that will be affected
12:24The most by the budget
12:26But Josh, you've got an issue with it
12:27Well, it's just that
12:28Obviously that is true
12:30But I
12:30The richest 10% there
12:33A lot of those people in the richest 10%
12:35Are the top end of that
12:36Yeah
12:36That 709 pounds
12:38Isn't going to mean much
12:39To Mike Ashley
12:40Who's in the richest 10%
12:41Whereas all the kind of
12:43The middle level
12:45The minus 342 pounds
12:46Minus 230 pounds
12:47That's people where that is a real
12:49Hit to their actual finances
12:51Yeah
12:52So it looks like the top people
12:53Are paying a lot more
12:54But they're not actually
12:55Paying a lot more
12:56In comparison
12:57A lot of them
12:58In that 10%
12:59To what actually
13:00They earn
13:01So once again
13:01It feels like
13:02The super rich
13:03Aren't being hit that hard
13:04So are we taxing
13:05The wrong people
13:06Well I think
13:06Like what Josh was saying
13:08There
13:08It's the people in the middle
13:10That get squeezed
13:11Yeah
13:11Squeezed a lot more
13:13So I think
13:14It's you know
13:14Obviously it's helping
13:15The most vulnerable
13:16As you can see
13:16From the top end of that graph
13:18But it is always
13:19With these budgets
13:19It's the people in the middle
13:21The majority of people
13:22Where if you move up
13:23You know
13:23With the fact that
13:24The tax brackets
13:26And stuff like that
13:27You know
13:27That's all been changed now
13:29And if you move up one
13:30And you start paying more tax
13:31All of a sudden
13:32You know
13:32You lose kind of
13:33Free childcare
13:34The hours of free
13:35Childcare
13:35Obviously you want to
13:36Progress in your life
13:36And earn more
13:37That actually can bring you
13:38Back down
13:38I feel people are
13:39Getting squeezed
13:40Energy bills
13:40And stuff like that
13:41Whereas like Josh said
13:42The richest
13:43There's a fear
13:45Yeah
13:45To tax the richest
13:47People in the country
13:48Yeah
13:48There is a fear
13:49Within the government
13:50Because of the media
13:51Because of the narrative
13:52Of that
13:52To tax the richest
13:53People in the country
13:54I am incredibly lucky
13:55Right
13:56I
13:56For basically
13:57A hobby
13:58Get paid
13:59Quite a lot of money
14:00So I'm in that top level
14:02Yeah
14:02I pay a lot of tax
14:03It's a fucking privilege
14:04Because I get that
14:06I get a nice house
14:07I get a good wage
14:09For doing something I like
14:10And then you're like
14:11Well what's this money
14:11Going towards
14:12You've just said it
14:13450,000 children
14:15Being brought out of poverty
14:16Yeah
14:17Is that a good use
14:18Of people's money
14:18Of course it fucking is
14:20If it's not
14:20What is wrong with your head
14:22Yeah
14:23Agreed
14:23And so
14:29You know
14:30There's a worry
14:31That if the government
14:32Start taxing
14:33You know
14:33The super rich
14:34They'll leave the country
14:34But should we be worried
14:36That a billionaire
14:37Might leave the country
14:38If they get taxed
14:39A little bit more
14:39Surely the best thing
14:40About being a billionaire
14:41Yeah
14:42I don't know
14:43But the best thing
14:44About being a billionaire
14:45Is you can do
14:45What you fucking want
14:46You can live
14:47Wherever you want
14:48Yeah
14:48You can do
14:49Imagine being a billionaire
14:50You've got one life
14:52What are you going to do
14:52I'm going to move
14:54Because I'm worried
14:54About 2% tax
14:55On my assets
14:56You're a fucking billionaire
14:57Enjoy your life
14:59I think if Labour
15:00Are worried
15:01Unless Paul McCartney
15:01Decides to move
15:02In which case
15:03I'm voting reform
15:04If Labour are worried
15:06About the reaction
15:06To taxing the super rich
15:07Maybe they could do it
15:08By stealth
15:09You know
15:09Just tax things
15:10That only the super rich
15:11Have
15:12Like I don't know
15:12Double barrelled names
15:13Yes
15:14Hyphens
15:15Yes
15:16Red trousers
15:16Children called Hugo
15:18Or if they want
15:20To get to the tech bros
15:21Maybe a tax on protein
15:22Shakes
15:234am cold plungers
15:24And the Wim Hof method
15:26Yeah
15:27James a soggy biscuit
15:29If you really
15:31If you really want
15:32To target the super rich
15:33Yeah
15:33You tax anyone
15:35Who is worried
15:36About the release
15:36Of the epstein file
15:37So our poll tonight
15:47Is this
15:47What could we tax
15:48That only the super rich
15:49Would feel
15:49Messages via whatsapp
15:51Or on socials
15:51Use the hashtag
15:52Tax the super rich
15:53And look on top
15:54Of everything else
15:54Hannah said
15:55Is it okay
15:55That there is a tax
15:56On milkshakes
15:57Well no
15:58The thing is so
15:59They've just brought
16:00Out 450,000 children
16:02Out of poverty
16:03Yeah
16:03And if they're into
16:04Nesquik
16:04They're going
16:04Straight back into it
16:05Yeah we've had an absolute touch
16:09I just want my kids
16:10I just want my kids into your zoo
16:10We're fucked
16:11So between smorgasbords
16:14Milkshakes
16:15And pick and mixers
16:16There was a lot of food
16:17Being used to describe
16:18The budget this week
16:19So we're going to use
16:19A lot of food
16:20To demonstrate the budget
16:21Alright
16:22Are you ready for this?
16:24Yeah I think so
16:24So the budget began
16:25With a tax
16:26On pre-packaged lattes
16:28So I'm going to tip that
16:29In there right now
16:29And included a freeze
16:31On income tax thresholds
16:33Hence the ice cream
16:34Am I giving you
16:35The right job there?
16:36No it's alright
16:36Don't worry
16:37This goes on channel 4 plus 1
16:39Okay
16:39Oh
16:39Do you want a couple of scoops boy?
16:41Yeah it's
16:42Keir Starmer's favourite flavour
16:43Vanilla
16:43There you go
16:45There's also a mansion tax
16:47Which is why I'm going to put
16:48Some of this gingerbread house
16:49In as well
16:49And an increased duty
16:51On alcohol
16:52Oh there you go
16:53There you go
16:54I'll do the honest
16:55There we go
16:56Get that in there
16:57Okay
16:57The big announcement though
16:59Was the scrapping
16:59Of the two child
17:00Benefit cap
17:01That's why those eggs
17:02Are going in as well
17:03Watch your fingers
17:05For that blender eh?
17:06Yep
17:06Now despite saying
17:08It wasn't a pick and mix
17:09Some Labour MPs
17:10Still had problems with it
17:11So it kind of was
17:12A bit of a pick and mix
17:13And all in all
17:14Some commentators were right
17:15When they described the budget
17:17As a smorgasbord
17:18Mustard?
17:20Yep
17:21And the salmon
17:23Oh my
17:24Wow
17:25But it also contained
17:26A whole bunch of leeks
17:27So
17:29Oh my god no
17:30Mix all that up
17:31Serve it all up to Parliament
17:38And find out
17:40Which one of us
17:40Is going to have to drink it
17:42Oh go on
17:44Short straw
17:44Oh
17:45Yes
17:46Yes
17:47There you go
17:52Hang on
17:53There's a bucket down there
17:56Right
17:56Do you want a sweet brooker?
17:58Yeah I'll take one on
17:58Yeah cheers mate
17:59You alright?
18:00How you getting on?
18:00Oh
18:01Do you want me to?
18:04Do you want me to?
18:05You do the next bit?
18:06Yeah okay then
18:07Alright let's welcome
18:08Tonight's guest
18:09Two Strictly winners
18:10And one comedy legend
18:11Please welcome
18:12Rose Hayley Ellis
18:13Chris McCawson
18:14And Adam Buxton
18:15Oh that was a bright movie
18:32Oh gosh
18:33It's the second time this week
18:34I think you made a bad smell
18:35In front of disabled people
18:36Ah right welcome everyone
18:39Who would like to start
18:41With their thoughts
18:42On the budget
18:42Rose
18:43Okay hello
18:44Um yeah
18:46I was just thinking
18:47It's just so frustrating
18:49And annoying
18:50And everyone
18:51The government always
18:52Say wow
18:52We have to go through
18:53The tough time
18:54But it always seems to be
18:55The disabled people
18:56Going through the tough time
18:57Yeah
18:57But is it
18:58Is it hell at all
19:00As Tony Blair
19:00Sorry?
19:01As hell
19:02At all
19:03As Tony Blair
19:04Adam thoughts
19:05Um
19:07I mean I am known
19:09At home
19:09By my wife
19:10As the fiscal creep
19:12So it all seems
19:16Quite familiar to me
19:17I'm happy that
19:18Train fares
19:19Aren't going up
19:20For the time being
19:21Yeah
19:21I think
19:24Good tax those gamblers
19:25I approve of all that
19:29And I guess
19:31I like the freezing
19:32Of the threshold
19:33Because it puts off
19:35A problem for a while
19:36And I like to
19:38I like to deal with things
19:40Sometime in the nebulous future
19:43Can I just ask
19:43Before we go any further
19:44Can you all scooch up
19:45Because Rose doesn't have
19:46A back to where
19:47She's sitting
19:47I know
19:47I need to bow backwards
19:49Which way is this way
19:49What is that
19:50That's it
19:51Perfect
19:51No sorry
19:52To the left
19:53Chris
19:53This is the problem
19:59We have more than one
19:59Disabled person
20:00So you can't see
20:05Rose's signer
20:06Rose can't hear
20:07So she's got a signer
20:08Yeah
20:09How are you feeling
20:10Adam a little bit
20:10Outnumbered
20:11She's deaf
20:12He's blind
20:13I'm stupid
20:13At least we're not
20:16A fiscal creep
20:17Chris what are your thoughts
20:20On the budget
20:20It's a tough gig
20:21Isn't it
20:22You're watching her
20:23Doing that
20:23And honestly
20:24Like it's
20:25Like I've done
20:26New Year's Eve gigs
20:27In Nottingham
20:28That were like
20:29That were easier
20:30Than that
20:30It's a tough gig
20:33But it's
20:33You know what
20:34They're all the same
20:35All of them
20:36Doesn't matter
20:36Whether it's Labour
20:37Or Tory
20:37It's all about
20:39Hiding the tax
20:41It's about
20:42Spreading it out
20:43So that you don't
20:44Realise how much
20:44You're being taxed
20:45Yeah
20:46You know
20:46It's little bits here
20:48Little bits there
20:49I mean
20:49The bloody house thing now
20:52Is just a hidden
20:52Inheritance tax
20:53Isn't it
20:54Because you can defer it
20:55Which means we can have
20:56More of your house
20:56When you die
20:57It's mad
20:59You can give money
21:01To dogs for free
21:02But you can't give money
21:03To your own kids
21:04What products
21:05Do you think
21:06Should be taxed
21:06To
21:07Two people like that
21:08Yeah
21:10Two people
21:12Matt
21:15We thought
21:20The blind man
21:21Would like dogs
21:22Come on
21:23What products
21:30Do you think
21:30Should be taxed
21:31To affect
21:32The super rich
21:33Go on
21:33Paddle
21:35Paddle
21:36Oh
21:37Oh
21:38Spicey
21:39But there's only
21:40A lot of rich
21:41People play paddle
21:42And it's so expensive
21:43To book a court
21:44E-day
21:44It is
21:45Is that
21:46Asia Creek
21:47For one hour
21:47Yeah
21:48It would be nice
21:49If people played it
21:50And didn't post about it
21:51On social media
21:51Yeah
21:52I don't
21:54I don't
21:55Obviously
21:55I can't play it
21:56But I assume
21:56You just get extra points
21:57For putting it on
21:58Instagram
21:58It would be wonderful
21:59Politicians though
22:00Would it
22:01Because they're usually
22:01Up shit creek
22:02Without one
22:02Without one
22:02Oh
22:03Please
22:04In more political news
22:09Simon says
22:10Oh
22:10Simon says
22:11Is it okay for Starmer
22:13To lead children
22:13Into the 6-7 dance
22:15While visiting a school
22:16Yeah so this week
22:17The Prime Minister
22:17Inadvertently
22:19Led a whole bunch
22:19Of school kids
22:20In a brain rot trend
22:21Here is the
22:22Butt clenchingly
22:23Awkward footage
22:24He posted
22:25We're looking at page
22:276-7
22:286-7
22:296-7
22:30Yeah
22:306-7
22:32Everybody
22:326-7
22:34Are you doing page 6-7
22:36We're not over now yet
22:37We're not over now
22:38Still very much a thing
22:41That's a bit wild
22:42Except for that
22:44Lovely 6-7
22:45You know children
22:46Get into trouble today
22:46After your master
22:47Oh do they
22:48They're lovely children
22:52Yeah there they are
22:53Sorry about that
22:54No no it's absolutely fine
22:56It's fine
22:57I didn't start it miss
22:58They were okay with a 6-7
23:02It was him writing
23:03Nigel is a wanker
23:04On the desk
23:04They didn't
23:04Thank god it was
23:08Keir Starmer
23:08If that had been Boris Johnson
23:096-7 would have been
23:10The number of kids
23:11He thinks he has
23:12Are you aware
23:15Of the 6-7 trend
23:16Nah
23:17No one over
23:19Chris
23:19My son told me about
23:21I asked him about it
23:22The other day
23:22He's 21 years old
23:24He rolled his eyes at me
23:27And he looked very sad
23:29And he said
23:30I was like
23:30When do you do it
23:31What does it mean
23:32And he said
23:33Oh god
23:34You just say it
23:36Like to wind
23:37People up
23:38Like if an adult
23:39Asks you a question
23:40You just say
23:426-7
23:42And it can work for anything
23:45That you're asked at all
23:46And the more you talk about it
23:48The more they think
23:48You look like an idiot
23:49But I've got to say
23:50I think Keir Starmer
23:51Actually looked alright
23:52From that clip
23:52Yeah
23:53And in fact
23:53I think he needs to get involved
23:54In some more online trends
23:56For example
23:56There's a trend in which
23:57You ask someone to recite
23:58An innocent list
23:59And then you pretend
24:00It's a list of things
24:01They've put up their bum
24:01This is unfair
24:02This was unfair
24:03We did one for the show
24:05Last week
24:05We asked Josh
24:06What's in his bag
24:07And then we made it look like
24:10He was talking about
24:10Okay this is what it looked like
24:11Things that Josh and I
24:14Have stuck up our bums
24:15Me?
24:15Nothing
24:16But Josh
24:16A book about the 90s
24:18An inhaler
24:19Some pills
24:21I.E.
24:22For headaches
24:23Rather than
24:24Getting off my face
24:25An apple charger
24:28Because I just think
24:30The other ones
24:31They don't charge fast enough
24:32Let's be honest
24:33Paying the money
24:34Is worth it
24:35And
24:36I've got a Pritt stick
24:40In there
24:40But I don't know how
24:41It got in there
24:42Bullying
24:48It's bullying
24:49So with apologies
24:51To the Prime Minister
24:52We are doing this
24:53Purely to make you
24:54Look better
24:54On social media
24:55This is for
24:56Keir Starmer
24:57Things that I've
24:59Put up my bum
24:59Me
25:00Nothing
25:01Keir Starmer
25:02Bills
25:04Season tickets
25:04Arsenal
25:05The whip
25:06Each and every
25:07Tory leaflet
25:08Hand sanitiser
25:09Carpet somehow
25:11A guitar that was lent
25:12By my good friend
25:13John
25:13Fish
25:14An olive branch
25:15Bendy bananas
25:16And
25:17You know
25:18Taking out a chainsaw
25:21Isn't quite
25:22My style
25:23Happy with that?
25:30We'll have all our
25:31Thanks for you
25:31After the break
25:32We'll look at the future
25:33Of AIIs
25:34Plus we want to know
25:35What should we tax
25:35That would only affect
25:36The super rich
25:37Message us via
25:38WhatsApp
25:38Or on socials
25:39Using the hashtag
25:40Tax the super rich
25:41We'll see you in a little bit
25:42Welcome back to the last leg
25:58We're joined by
25:59Rose Ailing Ellis
25:59Chris McCausland
26:00And Adam Buxton
26:01Chris has got
26:03An autobiography out
26:04It's called
26:05Keep Laughing
26:06I'm holding it up
26:07To the camera now
26:07Chris
26:07Just letting you know
26:08What was it like
26:10Writing your autobiography
26:11Do you know what
26:12It was
26:12It was actually
26:14Easier than I thought
26:15It was going to be
26:16It was aided by the fact
26:17That Penguin
26:18Put it on sale
26:19And told me
26:21It was going to be out
26:21In seven months time
26:23And so
26:24I got cracking with it
26:26But like
26:26I think doing Strictly
26:27It was
26:28It opened me up
26:29In a way that
26:30Like
26:30I think if I'd have written
26:31A year ago
26:32I just would have wrote
26:33All the funny stuff
26:34You know
26:34But I was able
26:35Once you've cried
26:36On the telly
26:36In front of 10 million people
26:37You'd feel a lot more
26:39Open about your emotions
26:40And so
26:41I wrote all the funny stuff
26:42But then there was
26:43A little bit
26:43More depth to it
26:45Than there would have
26:46Otherwise been
26:47You know
26:47And a little bit more
26:48Letting people in
26:48That I wouldn't have done
26:49Because I'm a scouser
26:51Who digs a hole
26:51And buries his shit
26:52In the hole
26:53And builds a car park
26:54On top of it
26:54Usually you know
26:55So it starts right back
26:57At your birth
26:57Was it nostalgic
26:58Yeah
26:59I mean
26:59Like
27:00When you're writing
27:01An autobiography
27:01Who starts as a baby
27:03What's the point
27:03You can't remember it
27:04Can you
27:04But
27:05Because I lost my sight
27:07From birth
27:08Over 25 years
27:09What I didn't want to do
27:10Was be going all the way
27:11Through the book
27:11And now this is what
27:12Was happening
27:13With the deterioration
27:14Of my sight
27:15So I thought
27:15I'll nail it all
27:16At the beginning
27:16And get it out of the way
27:18In a funny way
27:18At the beginning
27:19And then I can tell
27:20All the funny stories
27:21That happen about
27:22Losing your sight
27:23And growing up
27:24And you know
27:24Playing in the streets
27:25In Liverpool
27:26And losing your sight
27:27Over 25 years
27:28Without having to get
27:29Bogged down in it
27:30You know
27:30And it was good
27:32I loved writing it
27:33Really
27:33And all of the
27:34Nostalgic stuff
27:35About being a kid
27:36And you know
27:36The mayhem
27:37You get up to
27:38On the streets
27:38Before we all had computers
27:39And you know
27:40The games we used to play
27:42We used to put
27:42Each other in a bin
27:43So that one of us
27:43Got the mange
27:44Bin juice on them
27:45And then
27:46And then they'd have to
27:48Chase you around the streets
27:49Until they got
27:49Until they could rub
27:50Their bin juice
27:51On somebody else
27:51And then there'd be
27:53Two of them
27:53And then they'd
27:54You'd have to carry on
27:55Until there was only one kid
27:56He didn't have
27:57The bin juice on him
27:58And um
27:59Oh the laughter we had
28:00Well here's a question for you
28:05Did you
28:05Did you record
28:06An audio book version of it
28:08So I did
28:08I did
28:09I did the audio book
28:10It's mad
28:11How does a blind guy
28:12Read a book out loud
28:13And I'll tell you
28:14There's quite a lot
28:15Of people in Penguin
28:16Who are going to be
28:16Having considerable therapy
28:17For quite some time
28:18I did
28:20So I
28:21I do it where
28:22I listen to my own text
28:24In one ear
28:25And it was
28:25122,000 words
28:27Of this book
28:27And I'm listening to it
28:29While I'm performing it
28:30Oh wow
28:31And um
28:32We'd start at like
28:3410 in the morning
28:34And we booked in
28:3610 till 5
28:36But every day
28:37We'd get to half past 3
28:38And my brain would be like
28:39Porridge
28:39And we were like
28:40Yeah should we just
28:41Call it quits
28:42And then start again tomorrow
28:43But it sounds great
28:45And you wouldn't know
28:46That that's
28:46That's the thing
28:47With disability sometimes
28:48Is you have to take
28:49Different routes
28:50To get somewhere
28:50And it can take
28:51Twice as much work
28:52But if the product
28:53At the end
28:54Is good
28:55Then it's worth
28:56All the effort
28:57In it
28:57Yeah
28:57And as you say
28:59It's out now
29:00And um
29:00It's Black Friday
29:01It's on Amazon
29:02On a discount
29:02And it's
29:04It's quite fat
29:05In it
29:05Adam
29:06It wraps up well
29:07Whenever there's a day
29:08To buy a book
29:08By a blind guy
29:09It's Black Friday
29:10And look
29:15You've just had
29:15A new show
29:16Go to air
29:16On the BBC
29:17Yeah
29:17In which you demonstrated
29:18I find this fascinating
29:19You demonstrated
29:20How AI helps you
29:21Get dressed
29:21Well I mean
29:23Makes it sound like
29:25I've got a robot
29:26Going
29:26Come on
29:26One legging
29:27I have
29:30He's called
29:30Josh
29:31Are you on your phone
29:35Josh
29:35No I was getting my phone out
29:36Because we're doing this AI
29:37Oh okay
29:37Yes
29:38Good point
29:38Good point
29:38Good point
29:39Sorry
29:40So yeah
29:41Explain how this works Chris
29:42So like
29:43A lot of people use AI
29:44For like
29:45You know
29:45Creating images
29:46That's what you hear
29:47If it's being used for
29:48A lot
29:48Making videos
29:49And stuff
29:49I use it the other way around
29:50I use it for interpreting
29:51Images and videos
29:52And you can switch it on
29:53On the phone
29:54And ask it things
29:56Like you've got a person
29:57With you
29:57And ask it
29:58Like does this
29:59Is this shirt clean
30:00Does this need iron
30:01What t-shirt's this
30:03I've got it here
30:04So I've got AI
30:06On my phone
30:06So I can
30:07I'm looking at Brooker
30:08AI
30:09Can you help me
30:10With something
30:11Yeah absolutely
30:15I'm here to help
30:16If you want me
30:16To take a look
30:17At what someone's wearing
30:18Or just let you know
30:19Something what's okay
30:20Just point it out
30:21What does this guy
30:22Look like
30:23Who I'm looking at
30:24Yeah sure
30:26So the guy
30:27You're looking at
30:28Has kind of a neat beard
30:29And a short haircut
30:30And he's wearing
30:31A casual jacket
30:32Over a t-shirt
30:33He looks pretty relaxed
30:34Just kind of sitting there
30:35So overall
30:37Kind of a casual
30:38And friendly look
30:38And what
30:39What do you make
30:41Of his hands
30:42Yeah so I do notice
30:45That he's got
30:46A prosthetic arm
30:47Or kind of a
30:48Unique limb situation
30:49Going on there
30:50A unique limb situation
30:52You are one of the nicest people on earth
31:05Well
31:06I mean I've never wanted to start a band
31:08But unique limb situation
31:10We'll be going on tour next
31:16If nothing else mate
31:18You've just had your autobiography name
31:20I can't believe they programmed
31:23Programmed AI
31:24With awkwardness
31:25All right let's cover some disability sport now
31:29Yvonne said
31:30Is it okay that deaf athletes
31:31Have to self fund
31:32Yeah so the deaflympics
31:33Wrapped up in Tokyo this week
31:35And for a whole bunch of reasons
31:35Very few people heard about it
31:37Japan won 51 medals
31:39There you go
31:40There it is
31:40There it is
31:41Japan won 51 medals
31:43GB took home
31:44Five gold
31:44Three silver
31:45And four bronze
31:46And let's congratulate GB
31:47With a deaf round of applause
31:49Which has hands in the air
31:49Waggle your fingers
31:50This is a unique limb situation
31:53I always worry when I do this
31:56That deaf people think I'm doing it sarcastically
31:59Why do deaf people do this
32:04Because like it's visual
32:06But so is that
32:07That's visual
32:07I don't know why
32:09I asked that question
32:09You can still see people clapping their hands
32:11I know
32:12Oh yeah
32:13Good point
32:13Don't ask me
32:15I think we should have more disabled people
32:19Turning on each other on air
32:20What's the deal with fucking Australians
32:24With one leg as well
32:25That's my
32:25Look for some reason
32:27The deaf Olympics don't get anywhere near the attention
32:29That the Paralympics do
32:30Which is weird
32:30Because they started 24 years
32:31Before the first Paralympic Games
32:33At Stoke Mandeville
32:34So why aren't they part of the Paralympics
32:36Well according to the
32:36International Deaf Sports Committee
32:38Many deaf people don't consider themselves disabled
32:41And some consider themselves to be
32:42Part of a cultural and linguistic minority
32:44Now I don't know if that's why
32:47But Rose you sent a message to the Deaf Olympics GB team
32:50Were you disappointed they weren't covered on TV
32:53Yeah because um
32:54I feel like at least
32:56It could be somewhere at 8 in the morning
32:59At least something
33:00But there's nothing out there
33:01So I am a bit disappointed
33:02But I know some people could say
33:04Well there isn't enough people watching it
33:06But they all said the same thing about Paralympic
33:09And then look what the Paralympic has done
33:11Yeah exactly
33:12And the thing is
33:13It's sad to miss out
33:14Because of those medals
33:15Seven of them
33:17Were won by a girl
33:18Who was 15 years old
33:19Who swam
33:20Wow
33:21And she won three of a gold medal
33:23And there could be such a sad opportunity to miss out
33:26And I'm sure everyone would love to watch stories like that
33:29Absolutely
33:30And look you know
33:31We're going to have more last league for you after the break
33:33But since we often celebrate the end of the Paralympics
33:35With a montage of some of the best moments of the games
33:37Tonight we thought we'd do the same for the Deaf Olympics
33:40So here it is
33:41We'll see you in a little bit
33:41We'll see you in a little bit
34:11Welcome back to Last Leg
34:33We're joined by Rose Ailing Ellis, Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton
34:35The drink I had earlier has hit my stomach
34:37And it's not happy about it at all
34:39Let's move on though
34:40Adam you've got an album out
34:41I do
34:42I have it right here
34:43Tell us about it
34:44It's called Buckle Up
34:46I mean it seems amazing
34:48And wrong
34:50That I have produced an album
34:51When there are so many talented musicians out in the world
34:55Without record contracts
34:57But I have a podcast
34:58And I do jingles in the podcast that I make myself
35:01And there was someone at Decca Records
35:04Who was a fan
35:04And she was like
35:06You should do an album
35:07You do great jingles
35:08That's how they're making albums these days
35:11They find people who can do jingles
35:14And they say oh yeah just do an album
35:16It's the same
35:16And it took me
35:18I think they thought I would just do it in like three months
35:21They could have it out for Christmas
35:22It took me five years
35:23Right
35:24So one thing Justin Hawkins from the darkness
35:27Start with an Ikea advert as well
35:29There you go
35:29So you never know mate
35:30You could be playing Glastonbury next
35:32Oh yeah
35:33All musical geniuses start with jingles I think
35:36And I worked with a guy called Joe Mount
35:39Who is the front man of the band Metronomy
35:41Yep
35:42And he produced the record
35:44And encouraged me to turn my
35:46I'm going to say half formed song ideas
35:49Into actual
35:50Well sort of adjacent
35:52Music adjacent songs
35:53Did you have feedback along the way?
35:55Yes
35:56I mean one of the first things I did
35:58Was write a song called Pizza Time
36:01About my teenage son
36:04The phase that he was going through
36:06Which was basically just eating pizza
36:08And wearing like a bathrobe
36:10And acting like the dude in the Big Lebowski
36:13Oh awesome
36:13And I wrote it
36:15And it was one of the first songs I'd written on a guitar
36:17And I thought oh this is cool
36:19I think I've written kind of an important brilliant song here
36:22It was late at night
36:23And I'd had some wine
36:25And I had met Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead
36:30Right
36:31At a gig
36:32A few months before
36:33I told him I was doing a record
36:35And he's like
36:35You should send me some stuff
36:37I'll give you some feedback any time
36:39I think he was being polite
36:40But I took him at his word
36:42And I sent him my demo of Pizza Time
36:46Didn't hear back
36:47Immediately
36:49And in fact it was two weeks before I got a reply
36:53And then it was
36:53I don't know
36:54See what you think
36:55This is some of the stuff he said
36:57I think you're double tracking the main vocal
37:00I sang it twice to try and beef up my very weak vocals
37:03I'm not sure that helps
37:04He says
37:05Feels like you're trying to hide one voice
37:07Behind the other same voice
37:09There's no need
37:12And then he says
37:13Lyrically
37:14It feels a bit like you're in the uncanny valley
37:16Between funny and sincere
37:18I'm not sure anyone's ever made that work
37:21Hope this is more motivational than not
37:26You did ask
37:27You're performing a song called Shorts at the end of the show
37:39What was the inspiration for that?
37:40Yes
37:41Well as you can see
37:42I like shorts
37:43Even in the depth of winter
37:45I was invited to the
37:48I've got shorts
37:49I'm only just finding this out
37:51Short shorts
37:53And
37:54How short?
37:57You feel that knee
37:58Check out the knee
37:59You're on the telling
38:00Yeah
38:00I was going to go and do the Riyadh Comedy Festival
38:09And I was willing to overlook the human rights abuses
38:12But when I found out you can't show your knees
38:15That's where I draw the line
38:18I'm not going out to that
38:21You're going to sing shorts at the end of the show
38:23But right now we're going to bring on this week's mystery guest
38:25So Chris, Rose and Adam have to work out how this person is connected to the news
38:28Can we have this week's mystery guest please?
38:30Welcome Josh, Alex, who is the mystery guest?
38:42Hey, this is Malcolm
38:43Malcolm has been in the news this week
38:45But why?
38:46Can we have the dramatic lighting change please?
38:48Is it because A his car fell in a sinkhole in the road and he couldn't get it out as a council put a fence around it for health and safety
38:58B his car is stuck until January as he parked it in town overnight and a full Christmas market was built around it
39:05Or C his car is stuck in the car park as his dog ate the key a week ago and he's still waiting for it to shit it out
39:13Now Chris I mean visuals help. Oh, yeah, sorry. So he's not Chris. He's not wearing shorts and he has a standard limb situation
39:24I knew it was gonna come
39:35We will reveal the mystery guest after the break
39:40And a box is going to close the show with a song about shorts. We'll see you in a little bit
39:59Welcome back last leg we're joined by Rose Ailing Ellis Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton Logan messages to say reminded us to wish a happy
40:06100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke today
40:10Oh
40:12Before the break we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news can we have the options again, please?
40:19Was he in the news because his car fell in the sinkhole in the road and he couldn't get it out as a council put a fence around it
40:26Fail for safety was it because his car stuck until January as he parked it in town overnight and a full Christmas market was built around it
40:33Or is it because his car stuck in the car park as his dog ate the key a week ago, and he's still waiting for it to shit it out
40:39Um, what do you think?
40:41Rose I was thinking maybe the dog ate the key
40:44Yeah, that was insane isn't his baby?
40:47I think I don't think the key that dog ate without would make the news
40:50And I think if it falls in a sinkhole you've got bigger problems than a fence
40:54How did you get into the hole in the first place when they're the fence already been built around it that's a sinkhole I think
41:02Oh
41:04No, no, um
41:06If that was the right answer
41:08Which is not
41:10Yeah
41:12They built put the fence around after the car had gone in the hole
41:15They built it after, okay
41:17And did the dogs take, how long did they take to poo?
41:20They can't take one week to poo
41:22Depends what they've been eating
41:24You have steak, you never know
41:26Yeah, also depends what kind of key
41:28Yeah
41:29And you should have
41:30Only takes me three days to pass a car key
41:32All right
41:34So what do you think the answer is?
41:36I would pick the Christmas market
41:38The Christmas market, Chris?
41:39Oh, the Christmas market
41:40Yeah, Adam?
41:41I'm sticking with the key
41:42I like that
41:43I like the idea of the dog going
41:44Oh, oh
41:45Okay, so
41:46Malcolm
41:47Was it a Rover?
41:50Oh, shut up
41:53Malcolm, what's the answer?
41:56My name's Malcolm and my car fell in a mine shaft
42:00Oh
42:02That was none of the options
42:04That was the sinkhole
42:06No, it's not mention of a mine shaft
42:08The sinkhole
42:09That was not mentioned of a mine shaft
42:10The sinkhole
42:11The sinkhole
42:12The sinkhole
42:13The sinkhole
42:14Yeah, it's not
42:15We haven't force centralized it to you
42:16It's sinkhole mate
42:17If we have a photo of the car in the sinkhole
42:18Yeah, this is it
42:19Oh, yeah
42:20Mine shafts smash sinkhole
42:21And there is also one with the fence to prove it
42:23That's the fence of the car
42:25Oh
42:26I mean I thought they were out of all
42:27They were giving it a parking ticket
42:28But is
42:29So is there any chance
42:30A Christmas market was erected around the street?
42:32sinkhole. So what happened when you got up and you see did you just get up one day see your cars in
42:39the hole like what's the first thing you think because I'd think someone's that's a prank but
42:43I didn't really know what to think I just walked out saw in a hole and had to wait for the police
42:48to turn up and close the area off. So did you get the like did they get the car out like how
42:56so the council wouldn't let me get the car out but the recovery company weren't told that by
43:01my insurance company and he let himself in and took it out anyway. Malcolm thank you so much for
43:10coming on the show now round of applause for Malcolm. All right we asked you what we should tax to affect
43:21the super rich someone from Canada said flat whites with oat milk other suggestions included
43:27underfloor heating sleeveless gilays buying the telegraph not the paper the entire country
43:34let's see salmon pink trousers we said that one sleeveless gilays tax the posh instead of the rich
43:42anyone that still says mummy and daddy after they're 18 years old
43:47the sleeveless gilays is they still look long on me
43:51Adam Buxton is about to close the show with a song about shorts but before he does that would you please thank our guests
43:57my guests Rose Ayling Ellis and her interpreter Toby
44:01Chris McCausland
44:03Adam Buxton
44:05and my co-host Josh Whittacombe
44:09and Alex Brooker
44:11We'll be back next week with actor Guz Khan and comedian Amy Gledhill
44:16right now though this is Adam Buxton with his song Shorts
44:20Shorts thanks for watching the last leg my name's Adam Hills see you next week from the next leg
44:29I'm wearing shorts
44:34I wear them when the weather's warmer
44:37or for sports
44:40I like to feel the breeze
44:43on my shins and knees
44:45Shorts
44:46Shorts
44:48Shorts
44:49Shorts
44:50Not everybody likes my shorts
44:53Not everybody wants to see my middle-aged man legs
44:59Shorts
45:02You're not a schoolboy now
45:04It's time you got yourself a petal on trousers
45:09A pair of man pants
45:12But I'm wearing shorts
45:16Like summer holidaying people
45:18In resorts
45:19In resorts
45:20In resorts
45:22And I'll wear shorts whatever the season
45:24I just like shorts
45:25I don't need a reason
45:26Shorts
45:27Shorts
45:28Shorts
45:28Shorts
45:29Shorts
45:30Shorts
45:31Shorts
45:31Shorts
45:32Shorts
45:32Shorts
45:33Baby boy
45:33Baby boy
45:34Teen boy
45:38Grown man boy
45:39Old boy
45:41Short boy
45:42Short boy
45:42Short boy
45:43Short boy
45:43Short boy
45:44Short boy
45:44I wear my shorts to the meeting
45:46I wear my shorts on a date
45:48I wear my shorts on a date
45:49I wear my shorts to the wedding
45:51I believe my shorts look great
45:54Cargo
45:55Shorts
45:56Shorts
45:56Hiking
45:57Shorts
45:58Shorts
45:58Shorts
45:59Biking shorts
46:00Bermuda
46:00Shorts
46:01Shorts
46:02Boyfriend
46:02Shorts
46:03Combat
46:04Jungle shorts
46:05I'm wearing shorts
46:07Shorts
46:08Shorts
46:09Oh because they feel so nice
46:12Shorts
46:17But they don't want them in the snooty horns
46:18Law courts
46:19Fancy restaurants
46:21Shorts
46:22Shorts.
46:26Here's my dream.
46:35Oh, I love your shorts.
46:41Look at the freedom around your crying.
46:45You and me living free.
46:58Being who we want to be.
47:01Wearing shorts eternally.
47:04Legs, no legs, whatever your state.
47:07Life's too long to wait to wear your shorts.
47:14Shorts.
47:21Shorts.
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