'Bachelor In Paradise' Trailer: Colton Breaks Down After Landing In Another Love Triangle With Tia

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00:00This season on Bachelor in Paradise...

00:03Oh!

00:04Oh!

00:05Oh!

00:06The fun in the sun returns.

00:08Oh, my God!

00:09It's about to get coconuts!

00:11Everybody's kissing everybody here.

00:13Yay!

00:14And it's gonna be the greatest summer in Bachelor history.

00:17There's just so much love here in paradise.

00:19It's so f***ing rad.

00:21Is this real life?

00:23Anything can happen in paradise,

00:25especially falling in love.

00:26Life is gonna be really exciting.

00:29When you get this many hot people on a beach,

00:32it's like everyone is hooking up with each other.

00:34To the boom-boom room.

00:35Rimbling!

00:36Yeah!

00:37Yes, yes, pinch the nipple, please.

00:39There you go.

00:40I'm not threatened by Leo.

00:41I'm not worried about the other guys

00:43because I know I'm falling in love with Kendall.

00:46Good luck with grocery store bitch over there.

00:49How can you be in love with somebody

00:50and your heart feels like it's breaking?

00:52I'm, like, freaked out.

00:53I'm not making the right choice right now.

00:55There's definitely some enjoyment in the fact

00:56that I get to ruin Jordan's summer.

00:58If there's one thing that Jordans don't do,

01:00Jordans don't sweat, David.

01:01It's all right.

01:02Jenna could be the thing that ignites

01:03the feud between Jordan and David.

01:05I've got the keys to this place.

01:06You're in a daybed sitting next to a girl

01:08that's going home tonight.

01:09David's just, like, a sneaky little boy.

01:10I'm pretty sure I've got a pair of testicles

01:12and, uh, the prettiest girl in paradise around my arm.

01:15Every single time I make eye contact with her,

01:17it's like this evil stare.

01:19Is she really doing witchcraft?

01:21Someone told her,

01:22I'm a witch?

01:23And I'm gonna put a spell on Camille.

01:25Everyone thinks Shoshana is a witch.

01:27She definitely is a Russian witch, huh?

01:29First, I'm a Russian hooker.

01:31Then, I'm a European trash,

01:33and now I'm a witch.

01:35I wasn't expected to feel like this.

01:37It's been like an uphill battle since day one.

01:39All I wanted was a chance.

01:41Oh, shocker, another love triangle with Colton in it.

01:43Big surprise.

01:44I don't really know what to say.

01:46I've just been overwhelmed every day.

01:49Tia's put the Colton situation behind her,

01:51and I keep falling in love with her more and more

01:53every single day.

01:57I am a lover boy!

02:02All of your favorite bachelors and bachelorettes

02:04are returning to Mexico.

02:06When I wasn't ready, ah!

02:08Ravi has had more work done to his face

02:10than all the fake boobs here in paradise.

02:12And there's a lot of faces.

02:13I'm back in paradise, where I have a first orgasm.

02:16And paradise will never be the same.

02:19Yes!

02:20Like Cinderella's slipper.

02:22I'm gonna basically be crying this whole time.

02:24It's like a little baby paradise.

02:26What the is happening?

02:30This season.

02:31I feel really bad.

02:32The drama.

02:33Boom!

02:34The heartbreak.

02:35I'm really trying.

02:37It's like, ah!

02:39I wanted to work so bad.

02:41And the tears.

02:43Will blow.

02:44You.

02:45Away.

02:46Oh my God.

02:48What are you doing, Doug?

02:50I'll tell you what, paradise takes its toll on people.

03:05分享.

03:08To the inhabitants of the world.

03:10Who knows?

03:11Cumin.

03:12What you doing?

03:13Regiment.

03:14How powerful people have killed yourself.

03:16How powerful people have killed themselves.

03:17How physical people have killed myself?

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