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Love Island Australia S7 EP 15
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00:00Previously on Love Island Australia
00:04I know how to read you like a book and I don't even read books
00:08Exes Kai and Yana reconnected
00:11I think we can all see the love heart eyes and I'm looking at Kai
00:14The girls fought over boys
00:16I'm gonna make a mark
00:18She doing too much girl
00:20I don't care if some of these guys are all coupled up and going in to see if it's like open or not
00:26Watch yourself bro
00:28Then the girls fought each other
00:30I don't want to be that close with you
00:32I'm not asking us to be close
00:34If you've got something to say just say it to us now
00:36Because it's gonna just make everything so much more awkward
00:38All I've said is that I didn't feel like I was super welcomed
00:42But when you're pulling my man and saying we're not welcoming you
00:45Why are you going to him and not coming at us? Like a bit weird babe
00:50Yikes
00:52The bombs do a little scuba dating
01:02Are you going to be open?
01:04Open? I'm definitely open
01:06I like your eye contact I think you have very nice eye contact
01:08I think that we can still do our thing respectfully with Sian in the picture
01:12I think I have a connection with you that can go deeper
01:14And I can see something there
01:16As soon as I saw you I was like oh my god
01:18Where's this Mandy my whole life?
01:20Yeah
01:21Then the bombs do a little stealing
01:24So the girl
01:25The boy
01:26I would like to couple up with
01:27Bez
01:28Is
01:29Is
01:30Before a little soapy surprise
01:32Being single is never a good thing
01:35And I'm afraid tonight is no different
01:38Maybe it's not so little
01:41It was only a matter of time
01:59How come they don't invite you to go hang out with them?
02:05Cause we're not part of the girls group
02:11Mate we've tried talking to them and they didn't want to come over there
02:13And I've tried conversation
02:15You've done nothing
02:18They would have said something to me and that's why you said that
02:20If you're going to be talking to the boys we're going to find out
02:24We are girls girls and we do not fucking tolerate that shit for a second
02:28All I've said is that I didn't feel like I was like super welcome
02:32If you've got a problem like either do something to like rectify it
02:36Yeah
02:37I'm talking for one second
02:38Yeah I didn't think it was like a really
02:39I'm just talking for one second sorry
02:41If you still feel like it's not working then just address it with us
02:44Mick come here please
02:58Me?
02:59Yes you
03:00Like me me?
03:01Yes come here
03:02I sound like I'm in trouble
03:04Just come here
03:05Sure
03:06Yeah
03:07It's so annoying
03:09Why are you annoyed?
03:10Can you come here please?
03:12Yes
03:13Hurry up
03:14Boston wants to come in now and big dick energy me
03:17From the pool, 20 metres away
03:19Are you kidding darling?
03:20I was backing you up before
03:22I know you're a shit talker but don't do that shit
03:24What did I do?
03:25Starting shit for no reason then acting like you started what we're doing
03:27I didn't start it I was backing you up
03:28Come here
03:29That was not backing me up
03:30I don't know
03:31Fire pit actually
03:32I'm just trying to have a chill night mate
03:35You started it
03:36Fucking hell
03:37You literally started it
03:38He's just a fucking shit stirrer
03:40Idiot
03:41Like I'm going to him in confidence telling him how I feel
03:44And he's just gone and made a stupid comment that just blew it up
03:47It just did not need to happen in that intense of a way
03:50You're like one of my good friends
03:51It doesn't sound like it
03:52Sit down first
03:53I'm backing you up and then you're bullying me now
03:54No no but that's
03:55Okay this is
03:56Oh you're so annoying
03:57Yeah I know
03:58I'm going to pretend to listen so make it quick
04:02If you're going to be an idiot I'm going away
04:04I'm not talking to you
04:05You asked me to chat
04:07Yeah but like
04:08Because you're a fucking idiot
04:09I get you want to say the plot
04:10But it's like
04:11Saying shit like that is so unnecessary
04:12I was backing up
04:13I'm coming to you in private telling you these things
04:16Don't be like
04:17Oh well you know
04:18I didn't think about that
04:19Because you don't think about what you say
04:21Before you say it
04:22That's why
04:23Then maybe stop doing that
04:24Don't go about it that way
04:26You don't think I patched things up better for you now
04:27You have no because it made it a fucking drama
04:29It could have been done
04:30But now is it sorted
04:31It doesn't matter
04:32You're so fucking annoying
04:34Shut up
04:35You're annoying me
04:36Well now I just sit at the fire pit by myself
04:37Yeah I dragged you down here to sit by yourself
04:39Bye
04:40See ya
04:41Hey Boston
04:42What?
04:43Come back for a sec
04:47No
04:48Shut up
04:49I don't know if Boston and I are arguing or flirting
04:52Or
04:53She's giving it to me
04:54But kind of attractive too
04:56I can't even with him
04:57He's fucking annoying
04:58Hello
04:59Thanks
05:00You're welcome
05:01You guys can't fight
05:02I don't really want any drama with any of them
05:07It's not going to be over
05:08Because there is a divide
05:10And uh
05:11No
05:12Is that what they were doing to you?
05:14Is that what they were doing?
05:15She was like
05:16I'm talking
05:17I was like
05:18Talk
05:19And I was like
05:20Talk
05:21And I was like
05:22Go ahead
05:23You're better me
05:24I was just sat there
05:25I was like
05:26You go ahead and talk
05:27Is he like a packing shirt?
05:29And I was like
05:30Okay
05:31Who the hell?
05:32Who the hell?
05:33Who the hell?
05:34Because they know everything
05:35They were talking to me
05:36Literally
05:37And then she's like
05:38I just only have boys
05:40That's why I don't even get with me
05:42Fuck off
05:44Fuck off
05:46That's red flying
05:47Pick me
05:48Pick me
05:49Pick me
05:50Please
05:51Here he is
05:52You
05:53Mate
05:54You
05:57Where we going?
05:58Let's go have a chat
05:59I'm not telling you shit anymore bitch
06:01I don't say anything
06:02I'll back you up babe
06:03Okay
06:04Can you next time
06:05Okay
06:06If you ever walk away from me again
06:07Why you talking to me
06:08I will never speak to you again
06:09Don't do that shit in front of everyone
06:11Not everyone
06:12Doesn't mean you were saying that
06:13Domino
06:14Doesn't
06:15But she came at me with that comment directed at me
06:16Where you going?
06:17Oh
06:18How is you Mr. Shitster?
06:22What did I do?
06:23No I'm not
06:24I didn't say it was a problem
06:25I didn't
06:26Oh yeah
06:27Okay
06:28That's it
06:29Now I can talk
06:30Now you made business
06:32I don't really know like
06:34I don't really have anything else to say on that
06:36Because I don't really understand women sometimes
06:38And they're a bit confusing
06:40You're not that confusing
06:42You're not that confusing
06:43Good trait of yours
06:44Thank you
06:45Alongside like some other traits you have
06:47Such as uh
06:48You know
06:49Oh you're listening now
06:50You've picked up
06:51What?
06:53No
06:54Just like
06:55I feel like you're humble
06:56I'm humble
06:57I'm humble
06:58Yeah I think you're honest
06:59I don't wanna
07:00I think you're funny
07:01Thank you
07:02I think uh
07:03You're literally like
07:06Trouble maker
07:07Says you
07:11I'm not trouble maker
07:12Yes you are
07:13Trouble comes to me
07:14It's just uh
07:15By accident
07:16Such a trouble maker
07:17No I'm a nice guy
07:19Honestly after all the drama
07:21Talking to Mick at the end of the night
07:23Was probably what I needed the most
07:25I think it just kind of
07:27Took my mind away from the whole fact that the girls are like starting shit
07:32I'm just like imagine if they get pissed off and then steal our mans
07:38I don't know who they're gonna pick it's possible
07:42Really?
07:43I'd say I think
07:44I don't know who he's gonna pick or me don't
07:48We really just have no idea
07:50No
07:51I think you and Jathan are solid though
07:53It's just obviously it's not his choice
07:55It might not be his choice
07:57Or yours
07:59That's where things get a bit
08:00I do wanna get to know
08:03Just cause like I think it's only fair to
08:06But I'm scared like if I call him for my shot then he'll bring me
08:09And then like me and Jathan
08:11Like do you know what I mean?
08:12Start a divide
08:13Yeah I understand
08:16Honestly Alex keeps catching my eye
08:18I'm like oh my god I can't stop looking at him
08:20He's just hot
08:21He's just like really beautiful
08:22I'm like oh my god you just like see him in the distance
08:25And it's like wow
08:26Could you be
08:28Could you be
08:29Could you be mine
08:31Could you be mine
08:33Just so we're clear guys Gabby can chat to Alex
08:36But if Boston or Mia chats to the boys it's war
08:39Got it
08:40Thanks Gabby
08:41How are you?
08:42Good
08:43Haven't spoken to you all night
08:44No you haven't how are you?
08:47Fucking weirdo
08:48You're a weirdo
08:49You're a fucking weirdo
08:51What's crack?
08:52What's the crack with what?
08:53Yeah just like
08:54I just wanted a lane time
08:55Alright
09:00So
09:01Bad situation
09:03That day bed's fucking ours tonight
09:05And yeah no one's telling me otherwise
09:10Yeah
09:11I swear if I wake up with a beetle on my face
09:12Yeah I'll punch it I'll knock it out
09:14While it's on my face
09:16I feel very happy and comfortable when I'm around Mateo
09:21I feel like I haven't had those butterflies around a guy in a very long time
09:25Because the Spanish being under a teepee in Spain
09:28Why not?
09:29And my heart going on in clouds clear on the sky
09:38And it feels like we're dancing, dancing through the fire
09:47And we can make this last forever
09:50It was definitely very nice to have my first kiss outside of a challenge with Mateo today
09:56I had been waiting for that for what felt like a really long time
10:05Gonna be carried away in this
10:07I am
10:08Huh?
10:09I am
10:10Yeah
10:11We both are
10:18We'll do this all night man
10:20I'm actually excited for the day bed
10:22Ohhhh
10:23Tamara and Mateo are staying on the day bed
10:26How exciting
10:28Alex it's exciting isn't it?
10:31Yeah never mind
10:32Night has fallen and the Islanders get ready for bed
10:35Well except for Mick
10:36He's still annoying Boston
10:39Anyway as Tamara gets ready for the day
10:41Mick can I finish the line please?
10:43Thank you
10:44As Tamara gets ready for the day bed it's just dawned on me
10:47Nobody's done a rubbish Irish accent yet
10:49Sharn
10:50Tamara
10:51How are you?
10:52You sleeped out on a day bed love
10:54Yes love
10:57How you going?
10:58Great
10:59Good tired?
11:00Good
11:01Tired as how are you?
11:02Yeah
11:03Get a night off from Mick
11:04Thanks for the heads up
11:05I literally just came in to tell you
11:07Have fun
11:08Thanks
11:09Just keep it PG here
11:10Good morning I miss you already
11:12Love ya
11:13Love ya
11:14Be good
11:18You be good
11:20For all I think it's just gonna be super nice
11:22To just have that time alone in a bed I guess
11:25And yeah it's just gonna grow our connection
11:29I cannot wait
11:30Goodnight
11:31Ow
11:32Thank you
11:33No this is fucking sick man
11:35What is something like that?
11:36No this is fucking sick man
11:37What is something like that?
11:38Yeah
11:39Yeah
12:00Oh No this is fucking sick man
12:01What is so fucking hot?
12:03Yeah
12:04Yeah.
12:06Pinky watching their feet from the bushes, moon!
12:20Guys, I've got a dental appointment and might miss some of the show later,
12:23so I'm auditioning Islanders to take over the narration.
12:26Connor and Mia have volunteered, so here we go.
12:28Connor, give me an enthusiastic morning, Islanders,
12:31and Mia hit me with a rise and shine.
12:34Morning, Islanders.
12:36Rise and shine.
12:37Ah, appointment cancelled.
12:39Vibes are good, like I'm ready for a new, fresh day.
12:42Um, new day in the villa, new mindset,
12:45kind of going in with a fresh head.
12:50I think we made it this.
12:52Yep.
12:54Dessert this.
12:56We obviously cuddled up the whole night,
12:58a few kisses here and there, and...
13:00Ah, it was nice.
13:01It was nice.
13:03Make it pop.
13:04Make it possible.
13:05Oh, really?
13:10I want to work out.
13:12Don't work out then.
13:13Nah.
13:14Nah.
13:15I never work out.
13:16Yeah.
13:17I'm going to lead the people in some yoga
13:19and some, um...
13:20Yeah.
13:21I'll be doing some yoga.
13:22Breath meditation.
13:23So, Slow Flow with Roscoe is about relieving the tensions
13:28and the stress that have built up in the villa.
13:31I'm sweating.
13:32Settling down into your places, please.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36Well, good morning, all.
13:37Can I wear shoes?
13:38Morning.
13:39Good morning.
13:40Good morning.
13:41Good morning.
13:42We'll be going through some Slow Flow.
13:43Yep.
13:44Slow Flow with Roscoe.
13:45Slow Flow with Roscoe.
13:46Hot.
13:47Daddy looks good up there.
13:48He's doing his thing.
13:49Yeah, I'm having a perv.
13:51We're going to breathe in.
13:52We're going to lift our palms up.
13:53Hands together.
13:54Hands to chest.
13:55Exhale.
13:56Hands back to our side.
13:57Really stretching up on this one.
13:58Fingers to the sky.
13:59And back to the chest.
14:00Exhale.
14:01Sexy, sexy yoga teacher.
14:02Ross is very hot as a yogi.
14:03It was like calming.
14:04He was like up, in, out, and I was like...
14:07From here, we're going to ride.
14:08From here, we're going to rise into Warrior One.
14:09Now, we should have our right foot forward, head over our right shoulder.
14:14Oh, shit.
14:15I got ten!
14:31Oh, shit.
14:32Hi!
14:33Guys, no fingers ago.
14:36To the chest.
14:37Right now, let's run ups and downs.
14:38phones in class Alex get your snorkel out because you Mia and Boston or for a
14:45dip in the crystal-clear Spanish see please each choose your top two picks to
14:52join you in a stunning group date yeah hashtag fish and chicks hashtag bomb
15:01squad baby the guys I'd like to date on me and Ross because it's two men season
15:12baby the boys I'd like to date are Mick and Jotham Wow okay babe still in my man
15:26for the day so yeah instantly my jealousy kicks in the girls I'd like to date
15:32today are Sean and Gabby I have so many questions are we all gonna be together
15:41am I gonna be watching my man being taken on a date I'm just confused oh turning
15:48away from me okay naughty Justin's in trouble with jealousy creeping in don't
15:55fight over me ladies double day yeah feeling the love today definitely
15:59feeling it Roscoe how do you feel about that flattered of course mate flattered
16:03excited really excited I love snorkeling so I have to get out the villa mate I love it too
16:07you know I love fish yeah like I love fishing do you I love looking at fish
16:12holy carp a couple bombshell group date you're grilling me turtle disaster fish
16:18ponds guys come on heaven hey
16:22all aboard time for the bad pecking on the throat god that's how many I'll let it
16:31so take the ox while tough people driving I'll be in the back while I do the riding
16:35so thank you bro just look good in the in the light you know me in red everything shining
16:39boys are red I this great most romantic kind of nice are you guys romantic
16:57Otherwise, seven years of bad sex.
16:58Thank you, bro.
16:59Sorry, brother.
17:00You just look good in the light, you know?
17:02Mean red?
17:02Everything's shining.
17:03Boys love red.
17:04I do like red.
17:04Scientifically proven.
17:05The red is great.
17:06Most romantic colour.
17:07It's very nice.
17:07Are you guys romantic?
17:09I mean, I wrote a song about my ex.
17:11Did you actually?
17:12One time.
17:13Are you serious?
17:14Mm-hmm.
17:14How'd it go?
17:16Everyone liked it except the girl.
17:18I honestly feel like I haven't received that many romantic gestures, which sucks.
17:23That's why I want to yearn up.
17:24What is a yearn up?
17:26Like, kiss my feet.
17:27Like, do everything for me.
17:28Like, love me hard.
17:29Uh-huh.
17:32So you're excited to be on a date with me?
17:34I feel a bit nervous, even though you're my friend, because it's like, we've never gone
17:37there, right?
17:38And then it's like, how do you kind of flick that switch?
17:40How do you think you could flip the switch?
17:42I think last night was a good start.
17:44What?
17:45I was having a fight.
17:45Just planting a little something in there.
17:47Fighting's a good way.
17:47A little bit of fire.
17:48I feel like you love fighting and, like, being told what to do.
17:51That's what you give.
17:53I do like being told what to do a bit.
17:54That does set me on, like, to be honest.
18:00Would you guys be open to, like, getting to know me more and exploring that connection?
18:06100%.
18:07I've obviously had a cool thing going with Shana's we've spoken about, but, like, I'm in this
18:11feeler to find the best connection.
18:12So, yeah, I definitely think that you and I have a vibe and I'm open to explore it and
18:16get to know you more.
18:17Your initial connection with me, how do you weigh them both up, like, between mine and
18:22yours and then Shana's and yours?
18:24Shana and I have been much more of a slow burn.
18:26That's a good question, to be honest.
18:27Yeah.
18:27But you thought you felt more with me at the beginning?
18:29Yes.
18:30Yes.
18:31Yeah.
18:31Interesting.
18:33I mean, we get along, too, so don't just give it all to us.
18:34First thing, I get along with you both so well, obviously, that's why I picked you.
18:37So, my head's a little bit scrambled.
18:39Scrambled eggs.
18:41Anyway.
18:41I've got to go to another date, eh?
18:43So.
18:43It's done.
18:44It's been a pleasure.
18:45Always.
18:46Always a pleasure.
18:46Love you, brother.
18:47Love you.
18:48While the dates continue, the boys back at the villa are probably using the downtime to
18:53wonder what spectacular dates they can plan for their own girls.
18:58Probably.
18:59I wonder what the boys are up to, eh?
19:01Boston and Mia.
19:02Yep.
19:02They've both gone on a date with Mick.
19:04Yep.
19:04Boston.
19:05You said breaking through a friendship when you've been friends for seven years is, like,
19:08It is, yeah.
19:09A massive step.
19:10But I also said, look, you know everything about her on the outside.
19:13Like, you know she's not playing games and shit, like, because you actually know the
19:16real hurt.
19:17Who the hell's Boston take?
19:19Roscoe.
19:20I think he's going to get taken tonight.
19:22And same with Sian.
19:23Alex has said Sian's, like, top pick.
19:25Like, I just feel like Gabby's not going to give Alex much.
19:28I don't know, bro.
19:29Like, Gabby did say another big chocolate man could change it, you know?
19:34And he's a very good looking dude.
19:35And he's a good looking bloke.
19:36And I feel like he could, you know, like, spice it up.
19:39Either way, it's messy.
19:40It's fucking...
19:41Because it's either Jotham and Gabby split up or Sian and Roscoe split up.
19:45It's fucking split city in here.
19:47Bro, this could actually just go, woo!
19:49It will.
19:50I feel like our bonavit is fine.
19:52If you're wondering what Kai said, allow me.
19:56I feel our bonavit for a ride, I bet.
19:59Obviously.
20:00Glad we cleared that up.
20:02Back to the dates.
20:03Cheers to a romantic date.
20:08A romantic date.
20:09Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
20:11Yeah.
20:11Okay, well, let's get straight into business.
20:14Oh, jump in.
20:15How are things going with you and Gabby?
20:16Me and Gabby are, like, I'd say, like, we're in a really strong position.
20:21Like, I say that all the time.
20:22And, like, our connection is growing stronger each day.
20:25So, are you going to be open or are you going to continue to do what you're doing with Gabby?
20:30Open?
20:30I'm definitely open for you pulling me for chats.
20:33Like, I need it to be known that I am in, like, a strong connection and strong coupling.
20:37Like, I want that to be known.
20:38Like, I do have a strong connection there.
20:41Yeah.
20:44How's it couples?
20:45How's your head?
20:46So, things were obviously really smooth sailing with Jotham and I.
20:48And then, I think, seeing the way he was on the dates and the things he was saying about me just, like, completely threw me off.
20:54And it's kind of had me thinking, like, maybe it's just a nice guy act and I'm being a bit love-bombed.
20:59And then, I think he's definitely trying to mark his territory.
21:03He's like, whenever you're around, he's all over me.
21:05But then, when you're not around, it's just kind of like, I'm just there.
21:09He's cock-locking you, babe.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Straight up.
21:12Literally.
21:12Straight up.
21:12I think, you know what, I'm just going to do my thing.
21:16I'm interested in you.
21:17You're someone I would date on the outside.
21:19Yeah.
21:19Yeah.
21:24If there was a recoupling soon, how would you feel if I was to choose you?
21:30If you chose me, obviously, I have that connection there with him.
21:35But, I want to let you know him, but, like, I am interested in you and into you.
21:40Oh.
21:43Like, I think as soon as I saw you, I was like, oh my God, like, where's this man being my whole life?
21:48Yeah.
21:48Coming up, the Monk is back.
21:59Tonight, the bombs take charge.
22:02And it's triple steal time.
22:06So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
22:09We had to pause the dates for a moment as Mick wandered off to chat up a local waitress.
22:30Security have just dragged him back, so let's resume.
22:33I'm here.
22:34Hello.
22:34I'm coming to check things out.
22:36How are you, then?
22:37I'm good, how are you?
22:37Good to see you.
22:38Good to see you in a while.
22:39In a while, are you good?
22:40Yeah.
22:40Thank you, Nicky.
22:41Hey, hey, miss you.
22:42We're troubling all right so far?
22:44Troubling all right, yeah.
22:45I need a drink.
22:46Oh, yeah.
22:47Let's go back from my other date.
22:49Yeah, how was your other date?
22:50My next one.
22:51Oh, lucky dog.
22:52Yeah.
22:52So why'd you pick us then?
22:54Our conversation isn't hard with either of you, to be honest.
22:56Yeah.
22:57It's just easy.
22:58It flows.
22:58It's smooth.
22:59Smooth.
23:00Yeah.
23:00Sailing.
23:01All right, I have a question for you, all right.
23:02Okay, let's go.
23:03So, like, obviously, you're a very pretty girl, but aside from that, like, I want to get
23:07to know you better, what would be three things that would make me want to?
23:11Mmm.
23:12You know, like, like...
23:13Smooth line.
23:14Smooth line.
23:15Oh, you know?
23:16Oh.
23:17Mmm.
23:17Maybe it's for you to figure out, Dylan.
23:19Oh, maybe it may be.
23:21I think you're very confident.
23:22I think you're, uh, I like your eye contact.
23:24I think you have very nice eye contact.
23:25But I think that it makes you guys, like, more nervous if I do it.
23:29Yeah.
23:29It does a bit, yeah.
23:30It makes me blush a bit.
23:31Yeah.
23:31I'm a bit scared.
23:32I don't know.
23:32I love eye contact.
23:33I'm big on eye contacts.
23:34Looking into your soul a little bit.
23:36Yeah, yeah.
23:37You make me, uh...
23:38You clap back at me at the right time, do you know what I mean?
23:41Yeah.
23:42You do.
23:42Not many people do.
23:43I think you're doing a good job at humbling me sometimes.
23:45Yeah.
23:45Even now, I don't even know what to say.
23:47It gets you speechless a bit, doesn't it?
23:48She does, she does.
23:49Ha-ha.
23:50Yeah, look at you go.
23:51That's a big win there.
23:53She keeps looking at me weird right now.
23:54I'm getting a bit like...
23:55Coming, uh, on the back of our first little interaction date,
24:04I felt like you were just a great conversationalist.
24:07There was no effort.
24:07It wasn't forced.
24:08It was just flowy.
24:10I definitely can sense that you're more of an open book than I am, so...
24:12Maybe I can open you up a little bit.
24:13But I find that talking to you, yeah, it's kind of like,
24:15I'm not really caring about too much shit, and it's fun and nice, so...
24:18I think that we can still do our thing respectfully with Sian in the picture.
24:23Yeah, I would like you to pull me for more chats.
24:26I'm going to pull you for chats.
24:28Yeah.
24:28And get to know you more.
24:29And meanwhile, Alex is making moves.
24:31He's his first pick, so it's like, let's just mix it up.
24:36He'll be making moves.
24:43How's your head?
24:45I'm feeling good.
24:46I'm feeling like this is the direction I need to be going in right now.
24:49Like, I don't want to be completely locked into Ross.
24:52I know we have a great connection, but I also think I have a connection with you
24:55that can go deeper, and I can see something there.
24:57Physically, you're gorgeous.
24:59I like what's inside as well, so, yeah, yeah.
25:01If there was anyone else that I'd want to be coupled up with, it would be you.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Does this give you clarity on anything?
25:07Yeah, honestly, it does.
25:08Like, if there is a recoupling soon, I think I've got to tear this shit up.
25:12People aren't going to be happy.
25:14He's standing on business.
25:15I'm standing on business.
25:16He's standing on business.
25:16Cheers.
25:17Cheers to being on the rocks and our relationship to being on the rocks.
25:20Yay!
25:21Yay!
25:21Yeah.
25:22Cheers!
25:22Cheers!
25:23Cheers!
25:23Cheers!
25:24Hey, I think you're something.
25:27Can you feel what I feel into?
25:30I need a set of introduction.
25:35I guess I'm not a bad.
25:38I'm not needing something.
25:41I know this all looks like great fun, but Mick did lodge a written complaint after that
25:47there were no fish.
25:49He felt so bass-lighted.
25:58Ooh, ominous music change.
26:01No fish might be the least disappointing fin about tonight.
26:05Okay, I'm done with the fish stuff now.
26:07Oh, the sunset!
26:08Did you have a good date?
26:09It was so much fun.
26:10Yeah.
26:11It was really good.
26:12What about you?
26:13Yeah.
26:14It was really good.
26:15What about you?
26:16Yeah.
26:17Do you have to chat with Alex and stuff?
26:18What's that?
26:19Yeah, I really like him, right?
26:20Yes!
26:21I love this.
26:22Yeah.
26:23Hey, girl!
26:24Hey!
26:25It was so much fun!
26:26Hey!
26:27How's the dates, boys?
26:28Epic!
26:29Yeah, no bad, no bad.
26:30Yeah, no, it was good, but it was good.
26:31It was so much fun!
26:32How's the dates, boys?
26:33Epic!
26:34Yeah, no bad, no bad.
26:35Yeah, no, it was good, but it was good.
26:36I'm torn between both of them, Gabby and Sian, because they both have qualities that I
26:40like.
26:41They're both beautiful, they're both confident, and they're both mature.
26:46Shit's about to go down.
26:47These bombies.
26:48I have a feeling Alex is going to pick Sian.
26:51Very likely.
26:52He might pick Gabby, though.
26:53That's my day one partner.
26:55Yeah.
26:56That's true.
26:57That's a shake-up for me.
26:58I'm definitely feeling a little bit on edge, because I'm close with Sian, but I've cracked
27:02a bit of a vibe with Boston.
27:04Or do you reckon you might get picked as well, what?
27:06If that's in front of us.
27:07I think it was 50-50 between Mick and I.
27:09If we had to re-couple right now, what would you do?
27:11I actually kind of went into words.
27:13I'm so...
27:14Because we had such a good date as well.
27:15I had the best date with Ross and Mick, and honestly, I feel like this is going to
27:19be such a last minute decision, and I'm stressing myself out.
27:23Mick was saying, he was like, look, we were friends.
27:26Like, I know you, but I don't know you.
27:27And like, it would be weird to cross that friendship vibe to go to then, like, a romantic.
27:32And I was like, 100% it would.
27:33With Mick, there is this pull towards him, because we're so comfortable with each other.
27:38So, it can either be Mick, which is a safe option, or it could be Ross, which is absolutely
27:42going to fucking blow the villa up.
27:48You're on smoke today.
27:50Hey, yo!
27:54I know, I am on smoke.
27:55I'm standing on shit.
27:57I feel really torn between who I'm going to choose tonight.
27:59On one hand, I've got Mick, who we have, like, a little bit of a sexual tension, which is
28:04really nice, and like, we have really good banter.
28:08And then, on the other hand, we've got Chotham, but he's, like, really surprised me today on
28:13our date, and he's opened up a fair bit, and we had, like, a really nice vibe.
28:17There's baseball.
28:22Chotham and Mia were, like, all over each other.
28:24Actually, Jotham and Mia.
28:27Not, like, touchy-feely, but just, like, all day in each other's faces, laughing.
28:32Bro, seeing them, like, literally, like, I was like, bro, she ain't picking Mick, she's
28:37picking Jotham.
28:45So, I still like Jotham, but I honestly have no idea where I stand with him, and I think
28:49the temptation of Alex is really creeping in.
28:54Me and Alex were obviously talking all day, like, he's so hot.
28:57He is really hot.
28:58He's so hot.
28:59Yeah, he's really good looking.
29:00How is, like, your connection with Alex?
29:03Yeah, I really like him.
29:04Yeah, I could go.
29:05Everything is so confusing for me, because I'm like, I don't want Jotham to be stolen, but
29:09then I kind of want Alex to steal me.
29:11But then I'm like, I couldn't imagine seeing Jotham with another girl in here, because we've
29:14been together from the start.
29:15So I'm just like, am I just being jealous and greedy?
29:22I'm so bad.
29:23I'm so bad.
29:24I'm so sorry.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:28Oh, my God.
29:29We literally were having drinks and he grabs two and gives one to Mia and I'm right there like I'm your partner like that should have been handed to me straight away just little things like that he didn't make me breakfast this morning
29:57Why are you slacking off but then flirting with another girl
30:00All Islanders to the fire pit
30:11These three bombshells are not afraid to step on toes they're not afraid to mess things up
30:20And what do bombs do? They go off
30:27Tick, tick, tick
30:30If Lacey was here what would her right tip predict for these hotties who sit round the pit what lies in store for our new girls and hunk let's find out right now
30:55And bring on the monster
30:57And bring on the monster
30:59And bring on the monster
31:01you
31:02I
31:03Don't
31:04HERE
31:05DON'T
31:06LOOK
31:07LOOK
31:12often
31:13live
31:15have
31:18You
31:22fucking bad again wow good evening islanders how is everyone good boston mia nice to meet you
31:36welcome what an impression you guys have made how are you finding it love it it's a lot it's
31:43good though yeah yeah boston yes obviously you're here for a boy but have you been finding the
31:50girls you're getting all along like it's taken us a bit of time there was a bit of drama last night
31:54but i think we've been pretty chilled today we had some dates it was fun to get out the villa and
31:59escape that energy but i think we're good oh good yeah and alex good to see you again hello looking
32:04handsome as always thank you likewise and you had a date did you today i did yes we were on a double
32:09date did it help clarify some things today uh it made things worse to be honest what
32:14what do you mean as in like am i um just a bit confused sorry we confused you by sending you
32:21on a beautiful date that's all right when life gives you lemons you make lemonade that's exactly
32:25right you're so wise i haven't heard that saying before
32:28islanders as well as our bombs there are currently five couples in the villa
32:39tamara and mick yana and kai gabby and jotham isabel and connor sean and ross and we have one single
32:51boy mateo islanders tonight will be a turning point for some of you
32:58a new beginning a new relationship or it could be the beginning of the end of your stay in the villa
33:10tonight the bombs take charge
33:17boston please come and face your fellow islanders
33:24boston
33:35earlier today you chose mick and ross as your top two
33:40but you can choose any boy you want except valix
33:45boys if you hear your name please come and stand next to your new partner
33:52which boy would you like to couple up with and why i would like to couple up with this boy because
34:01i think from the first date we had a solid connection i feel like his banter is insane he's silly he's
34:08goofy he's insanely hot and i feel like the energy has been reciprocated so
34:13the boy i would like to couple up with is
34:17ross
34:26ross
34:33is that a smile on your face i can't tell if it's under your moustache
34:37oh i don't know mixed mixed emotions for this one yeah definitely yeah okay
34:42what emotions
34:44um i'm flooded i'm excited to explore a new connection
34:48but i'm sad i think i had a great thing going with sean
34:51we were just scratching the surface and we definitely have something special so
34:55it's mixed
34:56boston said from the first day she was into you that's got to be flattering
35:01it is very flattering yeah it feels nice boston was this an easy decision for you or tricky
35:06fuck no it was tricky oh it was tricky my head felt like overcooked scrambled eggs
35:10yeah okay well boston and ross it's a new beginning you're officially a couple go take a seat
35:18i think i've proved
35:20mia please come and face your fellow islanders
35:34careful step in too close
35:42mia earlier today you chose mick and jotham as your top two
35:50yes but you can choose any boy you like
35:54so mia which boy would you like to couple up with and why
35:59i would like to couple up with this boy
36:08because he really surprised me today um he's my type to a tee
36:15so the boy i would like to couple up with is
36:18there ain't no stopping me now
36:25me
36:25he has his shirt undone
36:37mick straight up and held the hand there
36:41that's confident
36:43and a little smile can i say that you're happy
36:45well happier than when i picked yana
36:48love you mickey
36:51no i think uh we've definitely got along so far we've had a few nice days together so
36:56today just kind of cemented that and yeah happy to be here right now
36:59tamara mia's decision has left you single
37:02and vulnerable how are you feeling i think we always feel a little bit
37:07vulnerable in here but i've definitely made a pretty good connection elsewhere so
37:10i don't feel too bad tonight okay
37:12well mia and mick
37:14you're officially a couple
37:16go and take a seat thanks guys
37:19alex please come and face your fellow islanders
37:31i'm coming to get ya i'm coming to get ya
37:34i'm coming to take everything that is mine
37:39you better run faster
37:41you better run faster
37:42earlier today you chose gabby and shan as your top two
37:46that does not mean you have to pick one of them
37:50which girl would you like to couple up with
37:54and why
37:55i want to couple up with this girl because
37:59she's beautiful inside and out
38:02she's got a great sense of humour
38:04she's very intelligent
38:06and i can't wait to see where this goes
38:09so the girl i want to couple up with is
38:11shan
38:19that's the smile i'm after shan
38:32you weren't single very long
38:33no
38:34no
38:34really
38:35yeah
38:36alex was that tough for you
38:38it was tough yes
38:39yeah
38:39why's that
38:40just because i did have two
38:42uh top two so yeah
38:43i had to pick one
38:44yep
38:45it was a hard decision
38:46and ross
38:47i mean you've already been stolen by boston
38:50does it make it easier
38:52um
38:54kind of because shan's still around
38:56oh yeah
38:57it's good to have her in the villa still
38:58okay
38:59but i mean you know
39:01i'm only human
39:02i don't like seeing her up there with another bloke
39:04well alex and shan
39:12you're officially a couple
39:14please go and take a seat
39:15islanders
39:29boston
39:32mia and alex
39:34have made their choices
39:35but tonight
39:37is not over
39:39unfortunately
39:43we still have
39:45two singles
39:46tamara
39:47and mateo
39:49please come and face your fellow islanders
39:51mateo
40:03you have failed to be picked
40:07by one of our new girls
40:08tamara
40:12your partner has been stolen
40:14and alex did not pick you
40:18being single in the love island villa
40:21is never a good thing
40:23and i'm afraid
40:26that tonight
40:28is no different
40:29i'll be coming for you
40:37being single
40:54in the love island villa
40:55is never a good thing
40:57and i'm afraid
41:00that tonight
41:02is no different
41:03i'll be coming for you
41:11this is the year
41:15of the wicked sins
41:17and it would be a sin
41:20to not let you
41:23couple up with each other
41:25he he he he he he he
41:27aww
41:28he he he he he
41:29yay
41:29why
41:31why
41:32fuck's sake
41:34fuck's sake
41:35bro
41:36oh brother
41:37brother brother brother
41:38jesus christ
41:40got me sweating girl
41:41yeah
41:41i fucking hate this fireplace
41:45hey
41:45yes
41:47tamara
41:48yeah
41:48do you take mateo
41:50to be your love island couple
41:52i do
41:52oh mateo
41:54do you take tamara
41:55to be your love island couple
41:56one thousand percent yes
41:57oh
41:58does anyone object
42:00no
42:00no
42:01not even you mick
42:02no i'm good
42:04how are you both feeling guys
42:07yeah good now
42:07got the heart racing
42:09i can't breathe
42:09yeah
42:10fuck it all
42:12has this been a long time coming
42:14yeah
42:14yeah
42:15you've been waiting for this moment
42:16yeah
42:16tomorrow
42:17yeah
42:17yeah
42:18standing in very different positions
42:20when we coupled off as bombs the first time
42:21so yeah
42:22it's nice to be here finally
42:23oh lovely
42:24well tamara and mateo
42:26you're officially a couple
42:28go and take a seat
42:30thank you so
42:30fucking hell
42:32i'm so sorry
42:33islanders
42:42there is no dumping tonight
42:49oh
42:50thanks queen
42:52i'll leave you with this though
42:57three certainties before i leave you
43:00one
43:01there are more bombs to come
43:03two
43:05the biggest test of all
43:07is still to come
43:09oh
43:10come on so
43:11shit
43:12give us a break
43:13three
43:14the next time i see you
43:16at least one of you
43:18will be dumped from the villa
43:20good luck to you all
43:24good night
43:25bye so much
43:26thanks
43:27thank you
43:28thank you
43:28oh what a day
43:31what a day
43:32would you call me weak
43:40cause i'm not bold
43:41everybody's different
43:43don't you know
43:45i think i'm like
43:46i'll have a talkies
43:48now
43:48yeah
43:49you want me
43:49yeah
43:50have a look
43:51have a look
43:51have a look
43:51have a look
43:52yeah
43:52boss gone
43:53hello
43:56hey you had a tough
43:57we'll have a chat
43:58i'll come and pull you
43:59i'll have a chat
43:59and i'll come and pull you
44:00i'll come and pull you
44:00and chat
44:01yeah
44:01yeah
44:02i'll see you for a second
44:03but
44:03um
44:03Are you okay?
44:11I'm being annoyed.
44:12Huh?
44:13I'm being annoyed.
44:14How are you feeling?
44:15Um, Ross just wants to go and have a chat, so I'll chat up with you after, okay?
44:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:19Cool.
44:20Let's make a deal, yeah.
44:22Let's make a deal.
44:23Aw.
44:24Look at the happy, normal couple.
44:26Are we still going to take selfies?
44:28I think so.
44:29Yeah?
44:29I think we should.
44:30Sure.
44:32Sure?
44:33Well, we're allowed to.
44:35Yeah, of course.
44:36Would you be surprised if I said at night I kind of like the darkness I feel inside?
44:44Yeah, that's right.
44:46Oh, yeah.
44:47She stuck to it.
44:48She did what she felt like.
44:49She picked the guy she wanted to be with and, like, can't keep everyone happy and that must
44:53feel shit.
44:54She's, you know.
44:54Are we just friends now?
44:57Well, don't you?
44:57This is, like, a nicer angle.
45:00Um.
45:01Straight off the bat, I notice when Ross and I sit down.
45:03He sits very far away from me, so he's already drawing that line between us.
45:08I almost needed a megaphone so the bro could hear me across the bloody bench.
45:12Oh, that was, that was kind of heavy.
45:15Yeah.
45:16I want to definitely keep our connection going.
45:20Yeah.
45:20Like, I don't want to just bend it because I got picked by someone else.
45:22Yeah, obviously it sucks that now I don't get to go to bed with you.
45:26Now we can't be as puffily.
45:28I know.
45:28I'm, yeah, I, and I don't want to do those things with him, so I'm like, oh.
45:34Like, you know what, fucking pissed me off.
45:36I was fine.
45:37Like, I feel like he was, like, like, so we're sitting there.
45:39Like, when I went, I was up there sitting by myself, comes up, didn't even fucking touch me.
45:43Like, basically ignored me.
45:44Like, I get it, but, like, pissed me off.
45:46I mean, I'm sitting there anxious as fuck, and he stood half a meter away from me.
45:49Yeah.
45:49Like, that's so awkward for me.
45:51That was so awkward.
45:53I was annoyed after that.
45:55I stood up there by myself.
45:56I understand he needs to respect her, but didn't even touch me or come near me.
46:00He was, like, that fucking far away from me.
46:02It's going to be really awkward for me and you because, obviously, they're still going to be talking.
46:06It might push them closer together.
46:07It might trick them far apart, but I'm going to graft.
46:09Yeah.
46:09You need to fucking graft, too.
46:10Yeah.
46:11I'm like, I'm going to put up a fight.
46:12Yeah.
46:13And so, well, she, I'm like, you've got to put up a fight.
46:15No, we all need to fight for each other.
46:17Me and Boston just got to step up now and just claim our prize, really.
46:20How do you feel with Alex?
46:23Yeah, good.
46:23Like, there's something, there's something there.
46:25Like, I feel a connection.
46:26It's nothing, like, nothing like what with you.
46:29I think we should definitely sleep in bed with our partners.
46:32Like, I don't want to be, yeah.
46:33I'm not sleeping out on the fucking day, but fuck up.
46:38Just as I've been respectful to you, I want to be respectful to Boston.
46:41Like, she's coming here.
46:42I know, I know.
46:42She's picked me.
46:43She's flattered me.
46:44We've had a good vibe.
46:45Yeah.
46:46And I'm going to be respectful to both, but I'm also going to entertain that.
46:49But then I don't want, I don't want you to be massaging Boston either.
46:52And I don't want her sitting on your lap.
46:57And just reiterating, I'm, I don't want you to speak about me to her.
47:01Yeah.
47:02Like, that would feel shit.
47:03Yeah, yeah, it will.
47:04I know.
47:04I've explained my boundaries and hopefully he can follow that new rule book.
47:11Okay.
47:12Come here.
47:13Mmm.
47:14We got up, he gave me a hug like we're bros.
47:20No kiss.
47:20So I'm like, whatever.
47:23Yeah.
47:23I think you made a good decision.
47:35Did I?
47:36Yeah.
47:37You'll see.
47:39Just give it a few days.
47:40You might like me.
47:41I might like you.
47:42Well, you already do a bit like, maybe a bit more.
47:45With Mick, he looks like a delicious delicacy.
47:49The show on bun.
47:50Are you kidding me?
47:51I just want to eat him up.
47:54He looks so good.
47:55Are you like a cuddling person?
47:57Do you want to be cuddled?
47:58Or are you a turn around?
47:59Are you a turn around?
48:00I want to be cuddled by this guy.
48:01What do you want?
48:01You want, I got you.
48:02You're my partner now.
48:04I'm a partner.
48:05You're in safe hands, baby.
48:07I'm in the walk.
48:17I'm like, fucking happy that we get to sleep in the same bed, finally.
48:20Yeah, for sure.
48:22It's been a long time coming.
48:23Yeah.
48:24I guess it has.
48:28Oh, finally, Tamara and I are coupled up, and it feels fucking awesome.
48:34I'm not coming, are you coming?
48:35I'm super excited for some cuddles, hopefully some kisses.
48:45Gabby wasn't stolen by Alex, and Jotham wasn't stolen by Mia, which is great.
48:50They can carry on in their happy little love bubble of love.
48:53Bro, grabbing the drinks, and you just hand it straight to her.
48:56I'm right next to her.
48:57I was handing them to everything.
48:59I promise you, I didn't mean anything in that.
49:00But just shit like that, I would go you first.
49:03Bro, I'm sorry.
49:05I watched you date both those girls, and then I watched you today, and you are so fucking
49:10over-flirty and over-friendly.
49:13But I'm like that with everyone in the villa.
49:15Like, bro, I don't get that.
49:17Like, I'm not like that with guys.
49:20Like, over-friendly and shit like that.
49:21When the heavens cry, fire falls like rain.
49:25All I said to Alex was, yeah, like, I've been with Josh and I'm since day one.
49:29We have a really strong connection.
49:31But, you know, I haven't explored anything with anyone else.
49:34Like, I would be over to getting to show you.
49:35Don't want you to ever feel uncomfortable.
49:38Yada, yada, yada.
49:40I told her repeatedly, even through the day, like, how strong of a connection I have.
49:44But, like, another thing is you can talk to her.
49:47But she's not my mate.
49:48Like, I don't care.
49:49Like, I would never be friends with her on the outside.
49:50Like, ooh.
49:55So, is that it?
49:56Like, you don't want me to be as friendly with everyone?
49:58You can be friendly with my friends, not the girls that are wanting you.
50:02They're like chocolate men.
50:05So, what, going forward, you would not like me to be friendly with them?
50:09And then, like, in a similar sense?
50:10Do what you want, but it'll piss me off.
50:14I don't want to say she's overreacting, but, like, I just want to say there's a difference
50:22in thoughts and opinions.
50:26Bro, this is going on.
50:28I can't.
50:29I can't.
50:32I'm not...
50:33I'm just not an over-friendly person, so you won't have this problem with me.
50:37You sound just like a song that's been playing in my head.
50:57I can't turn it down, so I'll play along instead.
51:03A rare moment of calm in the villa as the vibes are good and the islanders are feeling themselves.
51:09Some are feeling themselves more than others, but some are angry that nobody was feeling
51:16them at all.
51:17Ross!
51:18Like, I don't expect you to hold my hand, but I think you just, like, stood so far away
51:22from me.
51:22You didn't even, like, touch me.
51:25When?
51:25When I was up there?
51:26Yeah.
51:26I was literally waiting for you to, like, notice how anxious I was and be like...
51:29I don't want to...
51:30Or just be like...
51:31I just got pulled...
51:32I just got pulled away from my partner.
51:34I know, I know.
51:35I don't know.
51:35How disingenuous is it to sit there and be like...
51:37But, no, but I'm not expecting that.
51:38I don't want to start the conversation like this.
51:40Yeah, I know, I know.
51:40You did such a hard thing.
51:41I'm so sorry.
51:42You had a fucking hard...
51:43That sucked.
51:43Stand up.
51:44You had a really...
51:45That sucked.
51:46You had a really hard thing to do tonight and you stuck to your...
51:49You followed your heart.
51:50I feel like you followed your heart.
51:50I did.
51:51I could have done something fucking easy.
51:52I'm not going to do that.
51:53I'm here to, like, find a connection.
51:54I've found one so far.
51:56Got to do what I need to.
51:57Correct.
51:58And what I heard from you was incredibly flattering and thank you.
52:02Today was great.
52:04And just appreciate your honesty and you followed your heart down there, so...
52:09You know?
52:11That's not easy.
52:13That's not easy.
52:14You know what I'm doing with the heart?
52:16Yep.
52:16I know.
52:20I'm feeling good.
52:21Yeah.
52:22Very good.
52:22Yeah.
52:23Good to meet a couple of you.
52:24Yeah.
52:24And I honestly appreciate the words that you said about me as well.
52:27That was really nice.
52:27No, I saw what it meant.
52:29Yeah.
52:29Today kind of, like, submitted it.
52:31It did, yeah?
52:31Yeah, honestly.
52:32So what was your thought process?
52:34I was listening to what you were saying and just how confident you were saying it.
52:37And it kind of just spoke to me.
52:40Yeah.
52:40Oh, that's nice.
52:41Yeah, it did.
52:41I just saw it so heavily and I was like, yeah.
52:44So she's honestly amazing.
52:46Oh, that's really sweet.
52:48Well, I just chat with Sian, obviously.
52:50Yeah.
52:50And, like, you know, some couples that have been pulled and whatnot and have previous connections,
52:54they're like, oh, they'll go and sleep outside.
52:55So I'm not doing that.
52:56Like, I'm here to explore connections.
52:58So that's definitely Sherbin.
52:59Do you not going to leave me alone?
53:01No.
53:02No.
53:02Yeah.
53:04To that, I've got a drink left.
53:05To Rosten.
53:07To Rosten.
53:08Rosten Boss has a good drink.
53:09Rosten Boss.
53:10I'm not going to lie, in my opinion, I do have a stronger connection to Ross than he does with Sian.
53:16There's a pull towards Ross.
53:18There's a big pull.
53:20Gaps, do you want to go for a chat?
53:21Yeah.
53:22There we go.
53:23You all good?
53:24Yes, thank you.
53:25How are you feeling?
53:26Good.
53:26How are you?
53:27I feel like I just need to clear the air with you.
53:30Oh, yeah.
53:30Should we just go up here?
53:31Yeah, so we don't have to go too far.
53:34I'm going to focus on Mick, but I'm a bummer.
53:37I've been here for three days.
53:38Of course, I'm going to still talk to other people.
53:41I do want to get to know Jotham still, so I'm going to talk to Gabs just so she's aware
53:48because I don't want to be not a girl's girl.
53:50Yeah, today was good.
53:52I did get to know him a bit more, so I'm still really open to getting to know him.
53:57And I just wanted to make sure that you knew that and talk.
54:00No, like, see, I didn't know that.
54:01I had no idea where you stood.
54:03And I know he was so over-floaty today.
54:05Like, I could see it all day.
54:07Yeah, he does say that he would like to get to know me still a little bit,
54:12but he's so in awe of you as well.
54:15So, um, it definitely makes it difficult, but it means, like, maybe, like, once or twice
54:21I might pull him for a chat.
54:22Yeah, you're so fine.
54:23I just wanted to make sure that, because I still want to be a girl's girl.
54:26I am literally baffled because he just told me,
54:30no, babe, like, I'm just a friendly guy and that can be confused with flirting.
54:35And now she's just like, yeah, we had a great day.
54:36He was super flirty, super open to getting to know me.
54:39This man is telling me lies.
54:41Can you pass me the jalapenos?
54:43Mm-hmm.
54:43Let me repeat that.
54:44Yeah, sure.
54:45Ah, stop it, you.
54:47I'm also just seeing Red Her being like, I'm trying to be a girl's girl.
54:50Okay, babe.
54:51Definitely a lot of room for improvement.
54:54Google, am I crazy?
54:55Or did Mia tell Gabby straight up that she wants to keep chatting to Jotham
54:59even though Mia said, and I quote,
55:01he's still in awe of you, result in Gabby being pissed at both of them?
55:06You will never understand the ways of Gabby,
55:09simple potato man, but yes, that's correct.
55:13Also, what's up with your pervy flamingo?
55:18She just called me to tell me he was saying all day
55:21that he's open to getting to know her
55:22and that he was, she was like, he was very openly flirty
55:25and gave me, like, the vibes today.
55:28I'll tell you all that.
55:30Wait.
55:31Hurricane Gabby.
55:33Fucking douche, douche, douche, douche, douche.
55:36Oh, wait, wait, wait, come back, come back when you're done.
55:39I love that bitch.
55:41Hurricane Gabby is here.
55:42She's gonna fuck shit up.
55:43We're gonna fuck shit up.
55:44I'm scared.
55:45We should all take a note out of Gabby's book
55:46and just not tolerate shit for a fucking second.
55:49Don't tolerate fucking anything.
55:51Hey, chef.
55:52Chef.
55:53Yes, chef.
55:54They're shaking.
55:55More, more bacon.
55:57How do I get bacon and not shaking?
55:59Honey, maple ham.
56:04We don't have any bacon, so we're going to.
56:07I kind of want to hear that conversation, though.
56:09Yeah, can we?
56:10How you doing, babes?
56:13Bro, you're just fucking pissing me off.
56:16What?
56:18Like, you are literally saying one thing to me
56:21and another thing to another girl,
56:22and then I'm here.
56:24All right, can we go?
56:25Can you take her over, sure?
56:26Yeah, babe.
56:28Let's go.
56:29I'm trying to pull this man for a chat,
56:36and he's more worried about,
56:38oh, who's going to take over the bacon?
56:39Like, I don't give a fuck about your bacon, mate.
56:44Like, I'm the wrong guy to be leaving all here, brother.
56:48Bro, I fucking knew I wasn't fucking crazy.
56:50What is going on?
56:52I knew I wasn't fucking crazy.
56:53You literally just spoke to me down there
56:55and made me feel like I was so fucking crazy
56:56and not communicating all this shit.
56:57She just pulled me for a chat,
56:59and she's like,
57:00he was telling me all day
57:00that he's super open to getting to know me
57:02and definitely gave me, like, very floaty vibes.
57:07And I said, oh, yeah, I thought I saw that,
57:08so I wasn't crazy.
57:09And she was like, yeah,
57:10like, he was completely, like,
57:12floating with me all day.
57:13So why didn't you say that?
57:14Why are you saying, like,
57:15oh, I'm just a friendly guy?
57:16No, you're not overly friendly like that
57:18with the other girls that are actually my friends.
57:19I was always going to be friendly and open,
57:21and that's probably why I got picked on the date,
57:22because I was friendly with her.
57:25And we're getting to know each other,
57:26and we're getting along there.
57:27But, like, I never lie when I say you're my main focus.
57:30It's like, just don't embarrass me.
57:31Like, that's all I ask.
57:32It was like she had the up end in the conversation.
57:35How many times have we been in this thing
57:37where you're upset with me about something?
57:39Like, I've been in the room.
57:40We have been.
57:40I'm never upset.
57:41Yeah, but I wish we could talk through things,
57:43communicate that.
57:45Like, when you just kind of...
57:47Bro, there's one person not communicating,
57:48and it's you.
57:49I just think you're just not understanding.
57:51Like, I don't...
57:51I do.
57:52I get.
57:53You want sauce?
57:54Let's leave it out there.
57:57Um, sorry.
57:59I'll come grab it, eh?
58:00I'll come grab it.
58:01Sorry, Gebs.
58:04I just like this.
58:05If you're walking away from me, I don't know.
58:07Like, I'm...
58:08Bro, it's not...
58:09You're actually annoying me.
58:10If you want to talk to me, then come talk to me.
58:14Ooh, click, click.
58:25Fuck, it's only...
58:27No, no, it's fine.
58:28You want to talk to me?
58:29No, not right now.
58:30I'm going to eat some raking.
58:32I'm not lying when I say, like,
58:34she's my number one, and I care about Gabby.
58:38My words aren't worth too much
58:41when she doesn't trust it.
58:43So I think that's a big problem,
58:45like, trusting my words.
58:46All I'm hearing is words, words, words, words, words.
58:49I was always on this.
58:50Let's not forget what this conversation's about.
58:52It's about him being overflated with me,
58:54or him telling me one thing,
58:55and her telling me another thing.
58:57Bacon is good for me.
58:59I'm out.
59:00I'm out.
59:01Go have your bloody bacon.
59:03Like, I'm out.
59:04Is this the end
59:07In the 11th hour
59:12Will you take my hand
59:17Or is this the end
59:21Next time...
59:25Hard date?
59:28Any kind of toxicity
59:29is just not what I want from a relationship.
59:32I don't know what to say.
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