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00:00Still no?
00:13Still no.
00:18Listen, Tao, was it?
00:20I honestly don't want this to happen, but it's going to,
00:23unless Iris helps me get into this briefcase
00:26without damaging the contents.
00:28So do me a favor and ask her for me.
00:31Monica, please do as he says.
00:36That's not my name.
00:39I'm sorry, Tao, I really am,
00:41but he can't be allowed to have what he wants.
00:44Miss Brooke, please don't let them.
00:45That's not my name, and shush now.
00:53No.
00:54No.
00:54Please stop!
01:04Stop being malignant!
01:05She's right, Sarah!
01:06Lean down, lean down, please!
01:13How can you not care?
01:15I don't know, I just
01:19Don't
01:21That is not true
01:23Oh, for God's sake, Cameron, don't be preposterous
01:35Miss Brooke
01:36Calm down, everything is fine
01:38Everything's all fine
01:39Come on, Iris
01:40On the trigger or don't, nothing changes
01:42Miss Brooke
01:43Infinity minus one, Joy
01:45Don't be afraid
01:46Oh, that is such bullshit
01:47Joy, it's just a position she takes
01:49Even she doesn't believe it
01:50I can assure you she very much does
01:52Please don't shoot
01:59Please don't kill me
02:00It's Brooke
02:04She's right, I can't
02:06You do it
02:09No
02:10Oh, here comes that day
02:24Here comes that day
02:25Oh, here comes the rain on your parade
02:31There's a price to pay
02:35For a lack of insincerity
02:41And you pretend
02:47That it doesn't matter
02:49And that you're not scared
02:53Oh, here comes that day
02:59Oh, here comes that day
03:01Oh, here comes that rain on your parade
03:06Oh, here comes that day
03:07Oh, here comes that day
03:08Oh, here comes that day
03:09Oh, here comes that day
03:10Oh, here comes that day
03:11Oh, here comes that day
03:11Oh, here comes that day
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03:14Oh, here comes that day
03:15Oh, here comes that day
03:15Oh, here comes that day
03:16Oh, here comes that day
03:16Oh, here comes that day
03:17Oh, here comes that day
03:17Oh, here comes that day
03:18Oh, here comes that day
03:19Oh, here comes that day
03:19Oh, here comes that day
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03:21Oh, here comes that day
03:22Oh, here comes that day
03:23Oh, here comes that day
03:24Oh, here comes that day
03:25Oh, here comes that day
03:26I don't know.
03:56This is Two Seconds to Midnight, and I'm Alfie Bird.
03:59So, those of you who've been checking out the Conspirosphere will already know we have had a slew of Irish sightings recently.
04:06Grainy photographs from all over the world showing women who might, just possibly, might be her.
04:11All over the world, at the same time.
04:14I mean, does that feel like a disinformation campaign to you?
04:18Almost like someone is deliberately trying to make us look in all the wrong places, and we'll be doing something like that.
04:23Could it be someone who don't want to be found?
04:25Like, for instance, someone in hiding.
04:31We only know one thing for certain.
04:35With the reward now standing at 4 million euros,
04:40the real question is,
04:43who's going to find her first?
04:45Come on,ained.
04:47Come on.
04:48Come on.
04:49Come on.
04:50Come on.
04:57We enjoy it.
05:01Good morning.
05:23Good morning.
05:25English?
05:27Yes.
05:28Here we go. Would you mind stepping back from the edge for me, please?
05:31Why?
05:33All I'm doing is looking at the seat.
05:36What's that in your hand?
05:40Give it to me, please.
05:46Whoa!
05:48Easy.
05:58Easy.
05:59Easy.
06:00Easy.
06:01Easy.
06:03Easy.
06:05They've brought the rest, whereas they knocked over to me at the elemen,
06:08they are in front of me, but they say they have to be wonderful.
06:10Tech night.
06:11I'm afraid they have to if they were those that love of separation
06:13They have to arrive in a, they have to bypassacia and try to escape.
06:17It's impossible for them to pursue a fire in front of.
06:19Its impossible is to become second," true.
06:21She had this pill somehow. Has she done this kind of thing before?
06:40Not that I know of, but I will talk to her about it.
06:44And, um, for the paperwork, you are?
06:48I'm Joyce Chizou, Harriet Brooke.
06:51Are you leaving here?
06:52No, I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays and every second Friday.
06:55When will her parents be back home?
06:57Guardians.
06:58They're expected this evening.
07:00Paris.
07:02Wedding anniversary.
07:04Nice.
07:05Well, I'm sure they will be in contact immediately when they return.
07:10I don't want to be rude, but I really do feel I should be attending a story.
07:14Yeah, my good girl.
07:15If you need them.
07:17Thank you so much.
07:21Thank you so much.
07:51So I suppose you were hoping to get their attention?
07:58No.
07:59I wasn't doing anything.
08:01Good, because it wouldn't have worked.
08:03I was just looking at the seat.
08:05Why not?
08:06Because they don't like you very much.
08:08That's not a thing that you can say.
08:11I don't see why not.
08:12And anyway, the funny thing about trying to raise yourself from existence is it can't be done.
08:18That's definitely not true, is it?
08:20Oh, it definitely is.
08:22Sylvia Plath.
08:23That other woman.
08:24Yes.
08:25But the thing is, the universe is infinite.
08:28And in an infinite space containing a finite number of particles, any possible arrangement of those particles must occur infinitely often.
08:38Which means that there are infinitely many you's out there and infinitely many me's.
08:43Right.
08:44So?
08:45So, if I were to slice open my carotid artery right here and now, that would end this particular
09:05reality for me.
09:12Stop now!
09:13But it doesn't matter.
09:14Because infinity minus one is still infinity.
09:19Which means, all those infinite versions of me would never experience that death.
09:25So I don't die.
09:26Because I can't.
09:28The maths.
09:30Say so.
09:32There's no murder, Joy, and there's no suicide.
09:36The mathematics say you have to exist.
09:39So the trick is to embrace that existence.
09:44And enjoy yourself.
09:49There now.
09:50Who says maths can't be fun?
10:02The math.
10:03Why are you having fun?
10:04To be honest.
10:05No, no.
10:06No.
10:07No, no.
10:08No.
10:09No.
10:10No, no.
10:11No.
10:12No.
10:13No.
10:14No.
10:15No.
10:16No.
10:17No.
10:18No.
10:19No.
10:20No.
10:23No.
10:24No.
10:25No.
10:26No.
10:27No.
10:28No.
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:31Have you left an address?
10:33No.
10:34The pack was contrasegnated by the RIT.
11:01There it is.
11:31It's Monica
12:01Cazzo
12:12Cazzo cosa?
12:20Cazzo
12:20Cazzo sì
12:22Beh, niente bar aperta per loro
12:26A me sembra una morte accidentale
12:28Ah, un culo
12:29Mi renderemo i sacchi mortuari prima che finiscano le teste di cazzo
12:33Buongiorno capo
12:36Come va la testa?
12:42Come se un bufalo mi ha scopato il cranio
12:45E ci abbiamo
12:47Due infami legati col fil di ferro
12:49Dito delle mani, dei piedi, naso e lingue amputate
12:59L'avete trovata?
13:03Dove è stata scattata?
13:05Deposito mersi del porto di Cagliari
13:06Ste settimane fa
13:07Mentre ritirava un telescopio
13:09Andate fuori, grazie
13:16Indirizzo?
13:31Quella non ancora
13:31Ne abbiamo una lista di papabili
13:33Un posto fuori al ghero
13:34Sembra il più promettente
13:36Bernardo sta andando a controllare
13:38Va bene
13:40Se questa cosa va dritta
13:42Ci becchiamo un sacco di soldi facili, facili
13:44Ma dobbiamo rimanere qua
13:47Con cui occupassete queste stronzate
13:49Per cui in nata il ghero
13:50Incontrate Bernardo
13:51Non vi fate vedere da nessuno
13:53Pia del traghetto
13:54Trovate Iris Nixon
13:58Prendetela e chiudetela a fare
14:01Vendetela
14:04A chiunque stia comprando
14:07What's on your mind?
14:24Nothing
14:25I...
14:25I suppose
14:31Why do we have to keep meeting here?
14:37Well, we could always go to your place
14:40Yeah
14:41It's just
14:45I haven't even seen your apartment
14:49I feel like I don't know anything about you
14:52Well, it's basically nothing to know
14:55No
14:56That's just not true
14:59Why do you say that?
15:03Have you been sniffing around my life?
15:04Have you been following me?
15:07Of course not
15:10Jesus, Monica
15:11You're just very private
15:14I mean
15:15Do you have brothers, sisters
15:19Have you been married before?
15:22Do you like movies?
15:23I'm not sure who cares
15:24I do
15:26God, you need to stop this sale
15:29You really do
15:30Why?
15:32Because whatever you think I am
15:34I'm not
15:35I always show us sometimes
15:38But
15:38I'm just not
15:42Well, you know
15:45Well, you know
15:46Everyone is
15:47Hiding
15:48Something
15:50Right?
15:51The truth is
16:01We don't know much about her
16:03Just that she was nobody much
16:06From nowhere much
16:07A woman with a brain
16:09The size of a planet
16:10Just drifting
16:11Just drifting
16:11From low-paid job
16:13To low-paid job
16:14Without ever being noticed
16:15And that she was addicted
16:18To solving puzzles
16:19Quizzes
16:21Cryptic crosswords
16:22Ciphers
16:23Sudoku
16:24Escape rooms
16:25Until
16:27Well
16:28She followed
16:30A mysterious
16:31Online treasure hunt
16:32To Florence
16:33And disappeared
16:35Completely
16:39Vanished
16:40Ritorna al mar
16:46Dove ho sognato con te
16:48E sembra dirmi ciao
16:50Ciao, ciao
16:52Rivedo ancora
16:54I vecchi amici che or
16:56E mi salutano
16:58Ciao, ciao
17:00E sulla spiaggia limpida
17:02Non è cambiato niente
17:04Sotto il sole è caldo
17:06Io ti cerco
17:07Tra la gente
17:08Eso che ci sei
17:11E con mia vista
17:13E tu
17:14Mi viene incontro
17:15Correndo
17:16E stai soridendomi
17:19Ciao, ciao
17:21Grido che amando ti
17:23Ciao, ciao
17:25Amore abracchami
17:27Ciao, ciao
17:29Sono tornata da pre
17:31Iris?
17:35Iris, is it?
17:37Welcome
17:39I'm Cameron
17:40Do you want a seat?
17:43Thank you
17:44I know who you are
17:53I read Wired magazine
17:56Well actually I don't
17:57But I know who you are
17:58Do you know what I do?
17:59Not really
18:00Well, I mean sort of
18:02You're basically like a venture capitalist
18:04Kind of thing
18:05I'm an investor
18:06A private investor
18:07I don't mean to be rude
18:08But isn't that just a nicer way of saying venture capitalist
18:11No
18:12No
18:12It's a grown up way of saying I'm excited by big ideas
18:16And money presumably
18:17No money's not the point
18:19Money's a byproduct that enables me to keep doing what I love
18:22Which is what?
18:24Helping brilliant people do brilliant things
18:26Speaking of which
18:30Congratulations on winning this treasure hunt thing
18:33Which you just did, obviously
18:34Thank you
18:35About a long way
18:37Days, actually
18:38Do you have any idea how many people took part?
18:45Nope
18:46Guess
18:47Twelve
18:48Seventeen thousand
18:50Give or day
18:51And that includes teams from Oxford and Stanford
18:54Crypto security freaks
18:56Obsessives
18:56Hobbyists
18:57Nut jobs
18:58And here you are
19:01So
19:07Yes
19:09Do I win something?
19:13By what?
19:13I don't know
19:14Chocolate factory
19:15Where's it come from, this aptitude with puzzles?
19:22I don't know
19:22I never really gave much thought
19:24I'm not sure I believe you there, Iris
19:26Seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought
19:29Fine
19:32Give me a number
19:35Between what and what?
19:37Any number, just a number
19:38One thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine
19:40One thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine
19:43Is the smallest number expressible
19:45As a sum of two cubes in two different ways
19:48Okay
19:49Wow
19:50I can't take any credit for it
19:53It's just how I was born
19:55Born where and to whom?
19:57Nowhere much
19:58To no one much
19:59But I would imagine that you know this already
20:03What with all the due diligence
20:05She's a self-made woman
20:07Who owes her lack of success to nobody
20:09You could be out there earning millions
20:11Yeah
20:12But to tell the truth
20:13I've never been all that interested
20:16But you know this whole treasure hunt thing was essentially a job interview, right?
20:21I don't mean you must
20:21I like to recruit outliers
20:24And what an outliers outlier you are
20:27Listen, I'm
20:32I really appreciate the interest and everything
20:35But I'm not the person you're looking for
20:37I haven't even told you what it is yet
20:39Or what it pays
20:40It won't matter
20:40Jobs and I don't mix
20:42Why?
20:42You get bored?
20:45Partly
20:46Is it a compulsion then
20:48Solving puzzles?
20:51Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube camera
20:53And I'm not a crossword puzzle
20:54You don't get to solve me
20:55I'm not trying to solve you
20:57I'm just trying to get you to come and work with me
21:00Doing what?
21:02Solving just an incredibly difficult puzzle
21:05Something no one's been able to do
21:07What kind of puzzle?
21:15One that matters
21:16Matters is a relative term
21:17Some people think jazz matters
21:19Well, we're talking Newton-level matters
21:21Einstein, Oppenheimer
21:23Fundamental nature of underlying reality
21:27Seeing the face of God matters
21:31I'm really not interested
21:35My God, your pants are so on fire
21:40Okay, look
21:45This is what I think we should do
21:47Come with me
21:49See it for yourself
21:51And if it's still a no
21:53Well, then I tried
21:55So is it
22:07You're evil there
22:08Pretty much
22:09It's called caliber
22:11So you actually live here?
22:20Most of the time, believe it or not
22:21It used to be some kind of government listening station
22:25The living quarters are upstairs
22:27They're quite snazzy, actually
22:29So what are you hiding down here?
22:32We call him Charlie Big Potatoes
23:01Why?
23:02Well, he's not small potatoes
23:03It's just a name
23:06No, it's not that
23:09You're diminishing it because it frightens you
23:12Yeah, he does a bit
23:14So what exactly is it?
23:19It's a topological quantum device
23:21Operating at very close to room temperature
23:24What does it use for qubits?
23:27Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles
23:29That's a complex configuration of electrons
23:32Of electrons that can't suffer random errors, I know
23:34Yeah
23:36And what about those things?
23:41They're excrescences
23:43They look organic
23:44Almost, but no
23:46He's using non-organic polymers to create neural pathways
23:49Capable of creative thought
23:52It's growing its own brain
23:57Well, we've all done it
23:59What's the use case?
24:05To think thoughts that have yet to be thought
24:08What's the equivalent processing power?
24:12Say two million qubits
24:13That's not possible
24:18Well, like I say
24:19Brilliant people doing brilliant things
24:22He's world-changing
24:25He is before and after
24:27He's the wheel
24:31Not long ago
24:33He came up with a cure
24:34For acute lymphoblastic leukemia
24:36We asked him how he felt about it
24:41What did it say?
24:45He didn't say anything
24:46He sang
25:01So what's wrong with it?
25:15And what's the puzzle that needs solving?
25:19He's asleep
25:20And I need you to wake him up for me
25:31What were you planning on telling us?
25:35About what?
25:37About the police
25:38What police?
25:40The police who drove you home this morning
25:43Who told you that?
25:44Senora Antonio
25:46She's a liar
25:47She's a perfectly nice woman, actually
25:49And why would she lie?
25:51Because she doesn't like me
25:52Has it ever occurred to you we could just call the police?
25:57And ask them what happened?
25:58Whatever
25:59What's the point in telling you things?
26:00If you wouldn't believe me anyway
26:01Okay, that's enough
26:02Can you
26:03Can you go and do something useful, please?
26:09She needs to see someone
26:10Who's left?
26:12An exorcist?
26:30What is your idea?
26:44What do you think
26:44Like what?
26:44Also, you know
26:45Or you know
26:45I'm not an exorcist
26:46Can you
26:48Have stuff in your life?
26:48What is last?
26:49I don't know.
27:19I don't know.
27:49I don't know.
27:59This is two seconds to midnight, and I'm Alfie Byrd.
28:02Check out the increased activity on the Find Iris Nixon crowdfunding page.
28:06The last time I looked at the meter store, they're just under 4.1 million euros.
28:12Someone pledged additional, wait for it, 200 grand.
28:18Oh, come on, just stop.
28:19It almost makes me wonder.
28:49Oh, come on.
29:07Oh, my God.
29:37Oh, my God.
30:07Oh, my God.
30:12Are you alone?
30:13Are you alone?
30:15Good.
30:16Excellent.
30:17You are.
30:18No.
30:19Oh, my God.
30:21Oh, my God.
30:23Come here.
30:40Do you speak English?
30:43Do you speak English?
30:45I'm getting a bit bored here, so I think I'm going to cut off your penis.
30:57Ah, you do speak English.
30:59Good.
31:00Let's not worry about your penis for the moment.
31:02Let's put your penis on the back burner.
31:05Let's just leave your penis where it is.
31:10So here's the good news.
31:13You found me.
31:14The bad news is, is that even if I don't cut your throat, bleeding and shock is going to kill you.
31:23So is that how you want your evening to end?
31:27Good.
31:28So how about this?
31:29I'll do something about the bleeding, and you're going to tell me what you're doing here, who do you work for, and how many of you there are.
31:37How does that sound?
31:40Si.
31:41Si.
31:42Va bene.
31:43Hey.
31:46Stay.
31:47Stay.
31:47Stay.
31:47Stay.
31:47Stay.
31:47Stay.
31:48Stay.
31:49Stay.
31:50Stay.
31:51Stay.
31:52Stay.
31:53Stay.
31:54Stay.
31:55Stay.
31:56Stay.
31:57Stay.
31:58Stay.
31:59Stay.
32:00Stay.
32:01Stay.
32:02Stay.
32:03Stay.
32:04Stay.
32:05Stay.
32:06Stay.
32:07Stay.
32:08Stay.
32:09Stay.
32:10Stay.
32:11Stay.
32:12Stay.
32:13Shit.
32:43I don't know.
33:13I don't know.
33:43I don't know.
33:45I don't know.
33:47I don't know.
33:49I!
33:51I don't know.
33:53I don't know.
33:55I don't know.
33:57I don't know.
33:59I don't know.
34:01I don't know.
34:03I don't know.
34:05I don't know.
34:07I don't know.
34:09I don't know.
34:11I don't know.
34:13I don't know.
34:15I don't know.
34:17I don't know.
34:19I don't know.
34:21I don't know.
34:31And this is Charlie's creator, Jensen.
34:35Jensen's got a brain that's off the scale.
34:39Hey, Jensen?
34:41Off the scale.
34:43What happened?
34:45Manny.
34:47Manny.
34:49Genius is madness on a good day.
35:03Jensen ran out of good days.
35:09Jensen ran out of good days.
35:11Jensen ran out of good days.
35:35He gave Charlie everything he had.
35:37Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him!
35:39Don't hurt him!
35:41And I think he came to hate him for it.
35:47Hm.
35:49And he's been like this ever since.
35:51All we need to get the machine up and running again
35:53is to enter an activation sequence.
35:55A password, basically.
35:57Well, yes, except it's an extremely complicated password
36:01that Jensen enciphered in this.
36:05It's his diary.
36:07Using an encryption system that only he understands.
36:11And nobody's been able to break it.
36:13Have they, Jensen?
36:17Not yet.
36:21So, if you can decide for the password,
36:23we can get Charlie operational again,
36:25and...
36:27Bob's your uncle.
36:29...
36:53So why all this sneaking around with treasure hunts?
36:59Why not advertise a job like a normal human being?
37:03Because nobody can know about this, not under any circumstances, not ever.
37:13I got carried away by the possibilities.
37:16I burned through my capital, over leveraged, so I had to go and find the money.
37:22A silent investor.
37:25What kind of investor?
37:26Well, you know the sort of investor where you can borrow several billion US dollars in
37:33exchange for exclusive access to a piece of technology that's going to make them even
37:37richer.
37:38But when you don't deliver, they basically laugh it off and chalk it up to experience and don't
37:44murder you in terrible, terrible, unimaginable ways.
37:48Yeah?
37:50That's not the sort of investor I went to.
37:54I need you to wake Charlie up for me, Iris.
37:59I know they're going to kill me.
38:00I know they're going to kill me.
38:06I know they're going to kill me.
38:27If there's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically.
38:51If there's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically.
38:57So it's okay to have you ever seen?
39:04Well, let's go.
39:20Oh, my God.
39:50Oh, my God.
44:50Hey!
44:52Go!
44:54Go!
45:24Go!
45:54Go!
45:58Go!
46:00Go!
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