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00:00tonight we look back on an important time the fall of the Berlin Wall the
00:09miners strikes a royal wedding and in music Madonna exploded onto the scene
00:13live 8 MTV was born it's easy to ridicule this era in history but it was
00:20an important period in global culture so let's take time to pay homage to a
00:25decade that really matters welcome to never mind the buzz cocks does the 80s
00:55tonight we're going back to the decades of Rubik's cubes synth-pop new romantics big
01:14shoulder pads big Walkmans but great Scott we don't have much time I have one chance to go
01:19back to 1989 and woo the woman of my dreams and then and only then will I
01:24fulfill my destiny finally Jamali will have to call me daddy joining Jamali on
01:32Noel's team an 80s superstar who at 17 became the youngest female artist to
01:37write produce and perform a number one hit it's like we've lived parallel lives
01:41when I was 17 I ate monster munch I had a bike and me and my mates climbed a well
01:46big tree
01:50it's Debbie Gimson
01:56and on the other team tonight lead singer of 80s multi-platinum selling ABC
02:02whose hits include the iconic look of love he taught me that when you're
02:06struggling to write the opening lyrics to a song sometimes you just have to trust
02:09your gut your instinct sometimes you just have to
02:14and on the other team tonight a brilliant stand-up comedian actor and presenter
02:29the funniest introduction we've ever written strap yourselves in this is
02:45going to be massive our guest team captains an iconic 80s duo members of the
02:52mighty wham who are impossible to forget because one named herself after a
02:56favorite drink and if you can remember Pepsi then surely you can remember the
03:02other one
03:09welcome to the show everyone
03:17that's your surely guest captains do you think you've got it in you to be an
03:23effective captaincy team
03:24we're gonna do our best more than our best we are gonna rule we're gonna win we're
03:29gonna we're gonna do it that's really uncomfortable yeah we'll cheat if need be
03:35I'm naturally bossy I am instinctively quite scared of you actually I'm gonna go
03:41straight in and talk about some Pepsi and Shirley and Wham gossip you go on then I
03:46want you to tell me if this gossip is um lovely
03:55Wham were the first Western pop acts to ever perform in China true
04:03Wham were competing with Queen for that honor and Wham's manager decided that he
04:08was gonna throw Queen under the bus and what he did was he contacted the Chinese
04:13authorities and sent a brochure of Freddie Mercury looking effeminate the
04:19Chinese authorities were fine with this were they I remember the last
04:26Christmas video as everyone does and I remember thinking what a wholesome
04:30wonderful time that you were all having can you tell me which of these are
04:34true during the filming of that video someone puked into the filter of the
04:37pool at the ski lodge true true one of the extras in that video kept farting in the
04:45ski lift that's an early exclusive in it Martin welcome to the show it's Martin Frey
05:03Martin what is the look of love after 40 years that's a very philosophical
05:13question isn't it is this the look of love Martin
05:15what do you think
05:17there's the look of love
05:19how old were you there Martin because I've got a theory that you've always been 40
05:23that's true yeah yeah it's served me well now I'm 67 you see but uh ABC were cool
05:29and all the songs were so cool and you look so cool do you think all of the
05:33lyrics were cool do you have any lyric in mind
05:39yeah he has no he doesn't look he can't wait well have a look for yourself
05:45oh yeah
05:46complain my son crumbled
05:48bring yourself to another piece of apple cream
05:53yeah thank you
05:57very creative I've never eaten apple crumble since 1983.
06:07debbie gibson's here
06:14everybody I know who's got the surname gibson in this country gets called gibbo
06:18can I call you gibbo you you may give all who on the panel used to have
06:26posters of debbie gibson on their wall at a formative age I think it's no it is no
06:33no no yeah no building
06:40thank you no
06:42let's have a look at debbie in the 80s let's see what was on no's wall
06:46you had like a normal bedroom with posters I feel like you'd be like a bat cave
06:52He's hanging upside down.
06:55When I say wall, I mean the lid of my coffin.
07:02Tell me why Foolish Beat was such a big song for you.
07:04So, that put me in the Guinness Book of World Records
07:08for being the youngest artist to write and produce a number one.
07:11Goodness me!
07:13CHEERING
07:18Get this.
07:19Debbie is still the youngest female artist.
07:22She still holds that record now.
07:24Wow.
07:25And she was 17 years of age.
07:26Do you want to know what I was doing at 17, Debbie?
07:28I don't know if I do.
07:30I was having sex with this bear.
07:32That's when I was there.
07:40And I'm not going to read the next question
07:42on autocue.
07:43Oh, I know.
07:44I will read it, actually,
07:45because someone took the time to script this.
07:47Have you ever had sex with a bear, Gibbo?
07:48Like, seriously?
07:50OK.
07:51Ooh!
07:52Debbie Gibson, welcome.
07:54Welcome.
07:59Judy Love.
08:01When I think of the 80s, I think...
08:03What's love got to do?
08:05It's got to do.
08:06Yes, sir.
08:08Tell me about you and the 80s.
08:10It's really hard for me, because I feel like I'm one of the younger ones on the panel.
08:13You are?
08:14Because I know you were only born in 1980.
08:16Yeah, I was still on breast milk.
08:17It was simple.
08:18Do you know what I mean?
08:19There were simple times.
08:20It was simple times.
08:21You know what we used to do?
08:22We used to climb up really big fir trees.
08:24Right.
08:25And sniff poppers.
08:26Good times.
08:27Judy, you're always welcome.
08:30Good.
08:31OK.
08:35Let's crack on with the show.
08:36The first question is for Noel's team.
08:38Take a look at this.
08:39I was looking for a job, and then I found a job.
08:43And heaven knows, I'm miserable now.
08:47They got the beat, they got the beat.
08:51Yeah, they got the beat.
08:53Go, go, always believe in your soul.
09:01You got the power to know you're in this show.
09:05Come on.
09:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:08That was sexually frustrated topless granddad, Morrissey and the Smiths,
09:17Belinda Carlyle and three other women, the Go-Go's,
09:20and new romantic foot boys, Bando Ballet.
09:24Sorry, Shirley.
09:27Noel's team.
09:28Can you tell me which of these 80s legends
09:30had an unprofessional run-in with their tour manager?
09:33What's it?
09:34A. After watching a documentary about Guns N' Roses,
09:36the Smiths thought they should act more rock and roll.
09:39They initially planned to strip their tour manager naked
09:41and throw him into a skip, but they didn't have the heart,
09:43so they ended up just putting grapes in his socks.
09:45LAUGHTER
09:47Or was it B.
09:48The Go-Go's were recording an album in Reading
09:51when they got bored and decided to go out into the woods
09:53and take pictures of each other naked.
09:55Belinda Carlyle said,
09:57I suggested we take pictures of our most intimate part,
10:00and then we slipped them under the tour manager's door and said,
10:04Yes, oh!
10:07Or was it C.
10:08While touring Hamburg,
10:09Spando Ballet got their tour manager paralytically drunk,
10:12dressed him in a sexy leg cliché,
10:14placed him in a prostitute's window with a sign saying,
10:17Willkommen, be de superclam!
10:19Which roughly translates as,
10:21Welcome to the Superbitch.
10:24There you go.
10:25Noel's team. One of those is true.
10:26The B.
10:27The Go-Go's were recording an album,
10:29and then they took pictures of their intimate parts.
10:32And then what were they taking?
10:33Pictures?
10:34Polaroids?
10:35Like, what were they doing?
10:36Yeah, that's what I mean.
10:37They had to go to the chemist, right?
10:38Right.
10:39And had to be like...
10:40The 80s.
10:41Right.
10:42The dark room, right?
10:45And then their pictures came out with stickers over their private parts
10:48to peel them off and then slip them off.
10:50That would take too long.
10:52And to be honest,
10:53if you were taking pictures of your private parts,
10:54it was quite good to have them developed in a chemist.
10:56Yes.
10:57Because if there was a problem...
11:02A one-stop.
11:07Aren't you friends with Belinda Carlisle?
11:09Yeah, I mean, I know her a bit.
11:10Like, I think that, you know,
11:11they were rebellious at the time.
11:12Would you be able to recognise the pictures?
11:13They were rebellious at the time.
11:17Hey, why don't we talk about the Smiths for a while?
11:19Here's some actual quotes from Morrissey.
11:22It'd be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
11:26Oh, he didn't say that.
11:27No.
11:28No, he didn't say that.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30He did say that.
11:31He said all of these.
11:32He probably did.
11:33Wow.
11:34This is fascinating.
11:35So many footballers are paid £200,000 a week
11:37and yet they couldn't identify a heart.
11:41But the absolute prince of Morrissey quotes is this.
11:44No.
11:45Jamie Oliver should be gassed by Princess Anne.
11:49Wow.
11:50I don't think they've got even rudimentary gassing facilities
11:53at Buckingham Palace.
11:54Oh.
11:55Should we get on to Spandau Ballet?
11:57You know Shirley's married to one of Spandau Ballet.
11:59They didn't know.
12:00I just found that known.
12:02Jamali didn't know.
12:03Nick Beggs from Kachagugu.
12:04When he saw your husband scooping half of his breakfast
12:08onto one small side plate and then covering it with a newspaper,
12:12he lent over to Martin and asked him what he was up to.
12:15He said, well, Nick, I really enjoy my food
12:17and it always seems to go so quickly.
12:19I always think to myself, that was great.
12:21I could eat that a lot again.
12:22And then when I look under this newspaper, I find the rest.
12:26And I think, wow, great.
12:29I've still got all this to eat.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:37I mean, I question whether Shirley's his wife or his carer
12:40after that quote.
12:41You had some interesting pictures taken back in the 80s,
12:45didn't you?
12:46Oh!
12:47You know what?
12:48That was in Covent Garden.
12:49Is that the brother from EastEnders?
12:50Yeah!
12:53Yeah, man!
12:54There we go!
12:56Ta-da!
12:57He was on the show!
12:59Oh, Bob, your husband's sick, man.
13:00That's my boy, man.
13:01Yeah, he's lovely!
13:02Tell him I said what's up.
13:05Let's briefly talk about Belinda Carlisle and the Go-Go's.
13:07Here they are in the 80s.
13:09They look like a variety pack of cereal.
13:12They look lovely!
13:14Belinda Carlisle, she had a 30-year-long cocaine addiction
13:17and she says she can't believe she's not dead.
13:20One morning, she woke up after a binge and forgot
13:22she'd bought what, do you think?
13:24I'll just tell you, a racehorse.
13:26Something like that.
13:28Greg, I did so many drugs once at a party
13:31that the next day someone knocked on the door
13:33and I'd bought two stone baboons.
13:36For six grand.
13:40I was like, what the fuck am I going to do with that?
13:46How much? Six grand!
13:49Six grand.
13:50What have you done with them?
13:51They look quite good.
13:52They're in my house.
13:56I have no recollection of buying them.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59All right, Noel's team, what do you think?
14:00Is it the Smith's grape, the Go-Go's nude pics
14:03or spanto ballet super bitch?
14:05It's either B with a Polaroid camera or A.
14:08I love the idea of Morrissey putting grapes in people's socks,
14:10but he's more vicious than that,
14:12so I feel like I want the Go...
14:14Now I hear about the Go-Go's and their rock and roll,
14:16I feel like it's something they would have done.
14:18B, the Go-Go's taking pictures of their special areas.
14:21You are right!
14:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:26Yes, the Go-Go's took pictures of their fannies
14:29and slipped them under their tour manager's door
14:32to see if he could guess who was who.
14:34Belinda Carlyle said he was completely mortified.
14:37We had a way of freaking out tour managers.
14:39Many of them quit, but he stayed with us for years.
14:41I bet he did, Belinda.
14:43Well done, Noel's team, a point to you!
14:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:47All right, the next question is for Patsy and Shirley's team.
14:53Take a look at this.
14:54Looks like they'll try again
14:58One voice never losing
15:02Like a burden
15:04Hey!
15:06Just for the very first time
15:10Like a burden
15:14But I still haven't found
15:18What I don't know
15:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:24Good music!
15:26It was good music!
15:28That was a man you just know has got suntan testicles,
15:31Simon Le Bon,
15:32retired Romanian power lifter, Madonna.
15:35Oh!
15:36And the band that sounds like an owl telling you off
15:40You two!
15:42Can you tell me which of these 80s legends
15:45had an unusual ritual before appearances?
15:48Oh!
15:49Was it?
15:50A. Simon Le Bon revealed that before he has his photo taken
15:53he has a strange belief.
15:55He said
15:56If I think about naked ladies
15:57then my pupils dilate
15:59which always looks better in shots
16:01I know what you mean, Simon
16:03Whoa!
16:04Whoa!
16:05Whoa!
16:06Or was it B. Madonna would sneak food-based puns into her songs
16:13including Crazy for Soup and Hollandaise?
16:17Her management discovered that during a gig at the Hollywood Bowl in 1989
16:20when she changed the lyrics to Like a Prayer
16:23from Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
16:26to Life is a Kedgerie, everyone likes jam and scone
16:31Or was it C.
16:32Before photo shoots you two would each down a pint of hot orange juice
16:36to speed up the process
16:38The Edge said
16:39It's amazing how much quicker you can get through a photo shoot
16:42when everyone's about to shit themselves
16:44Oh my goodness
16:45So
16:46A, B or C
16:49That's tricky, isn't it?
16:51I'm going to go for A
16:53A
16:54No, no, no
16:55How does it work?
16:56I'm sorry ladies, that's not how this works
16:58We don't just pick A and move on
17:00Why?
17:01There was no banter in the 80s
17:04I want to get the job done
17:06The show will be over in two minutes
17:08You've got to
17:09You've got to discuss it with your team
17:10Okay
17:11One of those is true
17:12Debbie, can I ask you a question?
17:14Yeah
17:15Do you know what Kedgerie is?
17:16I don't
17:17There you go
17:18Madonna wouldn't have known
17:19Good detective work
17:21Americans wouldn't have eaten scones
17:24No
17:25Oh my god
17:26I mean
17:27We've never had people actually play the game before
17:31Greg, do you know what was really sweet
17:33when that, when you were showing the clips
17:34Jamali, because he wasn't born in the 80s
17:36This is like the sort of Tudor times
17:40He was just going to me
17:41Is that Madonna?
17:43When you two come and he went
17:45Is that Bono?
17:46Like he was going
17:47Is that Henry VIII?
17:48Is that Anne Boleyn?
17:49Damn, I thought I was edging to be
17:53I thought he was near my age
17:55No, no
17:56No
17:57Alright, you don't have to say
17:58Oh no
18:02Judy, I love it, I'm sorry
18:03Wow
18:04Which one are you drawn to Judy?
18:06I love the idea of drinking the hot orange juice
18:09But what was the purpose of that?
18:11To shit up the whole place?
18:13Here's a fact about Le Bon
18:16After Duran Duran's performance at Live Aid
18:18Simon Le Bon went to a party at Mick Jagger's house
18:21Where Keith Richards walked in
18:23Wearing the same scarf as him
18:25Delighted to have something in common with his idol
18:27Le Bon shouted
18:28Keith!
18:29Keith look!
18:30We're wearing the same scarf!
18:31To which Keith said
18:32That's good enough reason to leave
18:34And walked out
18:39Well
18:40I'll tell you an interesting fact about Madonna
18:42Yeah
18:43When she was married to Guy Ritchie
18:44She banned him from something
18:46Wanna have a guess?
18:47There was
18:48Oh
18:49I have no idea
18:50She banned him from eating chipolatas
18:54Topical the island breeze
18:56All of nature wild and free
18:58I am going to make your tea
19:00But no chipolatas
19:02All righty guys
19:07So could it be U2?
19:12U2 almost split up in the 80s
19:13Because Bono and the Edge believed that God had told them
19:16That the Edge had to leave the band
19:18I've just realised something
19:19Yeah
19:20Is that how long U2's been going for?
19:22Yeah
19:23From the 80s?
19:24Yeah
19:25You're learning something Judy
19:26Damn
19:27It's like going to a museum
19:28I think I'm going to lock this in now
19:32What do you think?
19:33A
19:34The first thing we said at the start
19:35A
19:36A
19:37Yeah all right, you're right
19:38A
19:39Well done guys
19:42Well done guys
19:43Well done guys
19:44Well done
19:45Well done
19:46It is A
19:47I don't know how we're going to go to a break in this 80s special
20:08What?
20:10Lionel Rich has fallen into a boat
20:13Yep
20:14I'll take it
20:15See you in a bit
20:16Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks, we're in the 80s
20:33Congratulations Charles and Diana
20:35I just know you're going to have a great life together
20:37No you didn't
20:41Next up it's the intros round
20:43Tonight we have an 80s twist
20:45If you think you need extra help tonight
20:47You can play a joker
20:49That means you can have another 80s legend come on
20:52And help you with the intros round
20:54They're waiting in the wings for you
20:55But if you do play your joker
20:57You lose a point from your overall scores
20:59Jamali and Debbie
21:01On your feet please
21:02You're going to be performing the intros of songs to Noel
21:05Before we do I must ask the team captain
21:07Do you want to play your joker?
21:09Err
21:10Yeah sure, why not?
21:11We're going to take a point off
21:13Let's hope the joker adds
21:14It's another 80s legend
21:15Please reveal yourself
21:17It's a mystery
21:18Ladies and gentlemen
21:19Toya Welters
21:21Yay!
21:26Hello!
21:27Hello!
21:28How are you?
21:29Hi!
21:30Welcome
21:31Welcome Toya
21:32Thank you
21:33Welcome
21:34Have you been practicing?
21:35I've been practicing for hours
21:37Here we go
21:39Hang on a sec, Greg
21:41Let me just take a sip of my hot orange juice
21:48Take it away
21:49You're welcome
21:50..dun dun chika, dun dun chika...
21:53..dun dun chika...
21:56Dun dun...
22:01Dun dun dun...
22:02Wait...
22:04Dun dun dun...
22:06Something like...
22:07Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun...
22:10What the hell is it?
22:12OK, I'm going to have to push it all.
22:13Is it shoot that poison arrow...
22:14Oh my God...
22:15It is not!
22:16I can pass it over...
22:17Shirley?
22:18Billie Jean?
22:19You're both wrong, I'm afraid.
22:22I thought it was wrong.
22:23It was Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
22:25Here's how it should have served you.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:31Do we get a point?
22:32Da, da.
22:33Yes, wait.
22:35Da, da, da.
22:36Da, da, da.
22:37Catch it.
22:38You can never remember that.
22:39Oh.
22:40Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
22:42It was the baseline.
22:44I absolutely love Toya.
22:45Jamali's my boy.
22:46You were my first crush, but that was bullshit.
22:49But I don't think...
22:56I think the main thing is that Rick Astley's
22:58light 80s pop classic didn't have this baseline in it.
23:01Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
23:02Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
23:04Ah!
23:06Jamali, you're a fan of that song, aren't you?
23:07Am I?
23:08That's what they told me.
23:10Have you ever heard it?
23:11Oh, yes, it's all right.
23:12Someone told me in an interview,
23:14you said you love that song, but you like to keep it quiet.
23:16I never said that.
23:17OK.
23:19Fuck that song.
23:20I hate that song.
23:23OK.
23:24Next song in the whole team.
23:26Off you go.
23:27Boom
23:29Boom
23:51Come on
23:57What is it?
23:59What is it?
24:00He hasn't got it
24:01Have you got it? Say any song Noel
24:02I'm going to pass it over
24:03Say the chorus
24:04Has he got it?
24:05No he hasn't
24:06We're ready to take over
24:07Steal mother foal, steal
24:09We're ready to pounce
24:10What is the title of that song this team?
24:12Is it Need You Tonight?
24:13It is Need You Tonight!
24:18It was Need You Tonight by In Excess
24:20Here's how it should have sang
24:23That was very good
24:24That was dead on
24:25The beat
24:27Oh my god
24:28You look so good
24:29Oh
24:30He's going to pass it
24:31Hey
24:32Oh
24:33Oh
24:34Oh
24:35Oh
24:40Hello Michael
24:41What's going on?
24:42I'm lonely
24:43Alright, what do you think?
24:44Can't think it all
24:45Okay
24:46I'm lonely
24:47He's lonely
24:48Oh
24:49Oh
24:54Bad luck
24:55You guessed none correct
24:56Oh
24:57Oh
24:58No
24:59Ladies and gentlemen
25:00Toya Wilkins
25:01Oh
25:02Nice
25:03Thank you
25:04Thank you
25:05Here we are
25:06Here we are
25:07Here we are
25:08Here we are
25:09Here we are
25:12It's over to Patsy and Shirley's team
25:14But before we do that
25:15I would just like to show you a newspaper headline Jamali
25:18Have a look
25:19Have a look
25:20Oh
25:22Great
25:23Fair enough
25:26That is very good
25:29The comedian on his secret love for Rick Astley
25:33All right Patsy and Shirley and Martin it's your turn to perform to Judy on your feet please
25:39Yay
25:40And remember Judy if you need help we've got an 80s legend waiting in the wings
25:45Can I change the rules?
25:47Can I have the guests?
25:49You certainly can't change the rules Judy love
25:51Can I have the guests and the guest sits and helps me?
25:55No
25:56No because Judy the guest has been told what the songs are
26:00He's in our band
26:05Pepsi and Shirley are the captains and I want to ask you would you like to play your joker?
26:11Yes please
26:12Oh thank god because the walk on music alone is going to make me lose my mind
26:17Pepsi and Shirley you've asked for help from one of the 80s legends
26:21Please reveal yourself
26:23Oh you gotta feel me baby
26:25Oh baby
26:27Oh you gotta feel me baby
26:28It's Roachford
26:30Oh you gotta feel me baby
26:33Oh baby
26:34It's a baby
26:36Oh my god
26:38There he is
26:39Roachford you been practicing?
26:40No
26:41We're relying on him
26:42I'm natural because I'm a natural
26:43You're just natural
26:44We want to have another listen
26:47Do you know what Shirley?
26:48Yeah
26:49You can do that because I'm frightened of you
26:51Good! Good!
26:53Show who's got that boss.
26:55OK, listen, I'm not...
26:57Listen, guys, I'm not going to get this.
27:01You're not going to get any of them?
27:03Oh, I see what's going on here.
27:05Oh!
27:07Very clever!
27:15We're ready.
27:17You ready? Commence. OK.
27:19Song one, take it away.
27:21One, two, three, four.
27:39Judy Love, if you don't get that,
27:41it's an outrage.
27:43Can we give her a clue?
27:45No, you may not. No, they can't!
27:47No, they can't, because I will
27:49dive on them like a puma.
27:53Is it a male singer?
27:55No. No!
27:57You're not allowed! Clues!
27:59It's a male singer with a group.
28:01There's a group and sometimes it's girls.
28:03Girls in the group.
28:05There's no males in the group.
28:07It's just girls. It's girls,
28:09two, one, two, three, three girls.
28:11Judy! What was the title of the song, Judy Love?
28:13D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D.
28:15No, Judy Love.
28:17D-D-D-D-D-D.
28:19I got it.
28:21I'm passing it over.
28:23Baby, you've got it.
28:25Yeah! No, I know it is!
28:27Desire! Desire!
28:29Desire! Desire!
28:31Desire! Desire!
28:33Venus!
28:35Desire!
28:37It was Venus! It was Venus!
28:39Oh, dear.
28:40It was Bananarama with Venus.
28:45It was Bananarama with Venus.
28:47Oh, my God! I had Bananarama on my lips!
28:57You look so good. I'm sorry.
29:00And I had Bananarama, you know, mate.
29:03Bananarama had another hit with Cruel Summer,
29:05where they complained about the city being crowded
29:07and their friends being away.
29:09And they're on their own.
29:10You think that's a cruel summer?
29:11You should have been in Shropshire in 1986
29:12when I forgot to feed my guinea pigs
29:14and one ate the other.
29:15Naughty Pepsi.
29:16Surely didn't deserve that.
29:18LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
29:27Next one, please.
29:28OK. We need to listen.
29:29We need to hear it.
29:30We need to...
29:31Let's do our bed for you.
29:33This was an international huge hit.
29:36If you don't get this one...
29:37Oh, my God!
29:38I think it's going to finish you.
29:42We need to do.
29:43Oh, come on, Judy.
29:44The whole career's over.
29:45Channel it, Judy.
29:46Channel it, Judy.
29:47How many wow?
29:48Take it away.
29:49Let's go.
29:50Huw!
29:55Huwow!
30:00Huw!
30:01Huw!
30:02Huw!
30:13Huum!
30:15Huw!
30:18Fuck
30:24I don't want to give you clues, but I don't remember in the song the big
30:34Encouragement
30:36This is bringing something is it I feel like it's a theme song to something whoa, it might be
30:43Let's hear it again.
30:44She's tuning.
30:46One more time.
30:47One more time.
30:48It goes, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
30:53Chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk.
30:57Oh, it's you.
31:09Chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk.
31:12This is your moment. I haven't got nothing left.
31:14There's nothing left in the tank.
31:17Say any song.
31:19Fuck it. Ghostbusters or some shit.
31:22You're right!
31:36Say something there. Say something there.
31:38Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
31:40Christ.
31:41It was Ghostbusters by Ray Parker, Jr.
31:44Here's how it should have sounded.
31:53Oh, my day.
32:01That was...
32:02Hang on. That was...
32:03No, it's our moment.
32:05Take it.
32:07Do-do-do-do-do-do.
32:08I'll get...
32:09Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, take it!
32:12I've got this one.
32:14Are you going to take this?
32:14Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do.
32:17Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it!
32:23Can you get a pass?
32:30Love it.
32:32Really good. You proud yourself. Do you feel good?
32:34Yeah.
32:36OK, well, just before you get too excited, we've got a video to show you.
32:40Oh, God.
32:42Play the video in, please.
32:44Just tell me.
32:46What is going I feel slightly faint can you just be quiet I just want to hear it really crystal clear
32:59I don't know what's going on just tell me it's on your cheek just tell me okay yeah
33:04My god it's one of the biggest candles
33:15I've never seen anything like this it's gonna finish all of you so Greg you let me all do that all that performance
33:24I've got a clap and an extra light a standing ovation right
33:34You have just got a standing ovation from it from it from an audience. Yes, that was magical blatantly cheating
33:54This is like Trump's America
34:00I'm doing it for the people
34:04You're a dangerous woman, you know that you're dangerous on many Friday nights
34:12That was Ray Parker jr. With Ghostbusters, which includes the line if there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call?
34:18Judy love
34:19I'm good
34:21It's gonna be Judy love
34:22Of course
34:23Of course
34:24That's fine
34:27Please give her a huge round of applause for Rochford
34:29Rochford
34:30Thank you
34:31Thank you
34:32Thank you
34:33Thank you
34:34I'm being told if you want to keep Rochford for the rest of the show you can
34:38Rochford
34:39Why not?
34:40Why not?
34:41We'll get a chair
34:42We'll get a chair
34:43Shall we bring Toya back as well?
34:44Let's have Toya back
34:45Yeah
34:46Why not?
34:47Thank you
34:48At the end of that round, Pepsi and Shirley's team have one point, but Noel's team have two points
34:58Because we gave them the points that you cheated on
35:04Don't start that shit, you was behind me a minute ago
35:07I don't know how we're gonna go to another break
35:12This is an 80s special
35:14Oh
35:15Yes
35:16Right
35:17Okay
35:18You've got a picture of Debbie Gibson with two phones
35:20Yep, I'll take it
35:21We'll see you in a minute
35:22Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks, we're in the 80s, so congratulations to Prince Andrew for your brave service in the Falklands
35:43I just know you're always gonna be a national hero
35:47Our next round is called ID Parades, where our panel must identify an 80s pop star
35:56Noel's team, you're up first
35:58For the audience at home, take a look at this
36:00Going on up to the spirit in the sky
36:04That's where I'm gonna go when I die
36:08When I die and they lay me to rest
36:12I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
36:15That was Spirit in the Sky by Doctor and the Medics but Noel's team
36:24What I want to know is which of our line-up is the lead singer Clive Jackson, a.k.a. the Doctor from the band
36:31Is it? Number one, Spirit in the Sky
36:34Number two, I am Gandalf and you shall not come by
36:39Number three, when I bend over you'll see my third eye
36:44Number four, in Civil War re-enactments I always die
36:48Number five, why am I here? I'm a shepherd, come by
36:52Who is Clive Jackson from Doctor and the Medics?
37:04We've got the Charles Manson Quartet
37:07Number four looks like me if I get stranded on a desert island for ten years
37:13Number three is Jesus if we turn water into piss
37:19Toia, are you drawn to anyone in particular? I am
37:36Who? The one I know personally
37:40Now
37:50I've just come back from Dubai with him
37:53Oh, that's...
37:54That's not fair
37:57That's not fair
37:58So I'm keeping shtum
38:01Number one looks like when you and your brother try and get in the cinema for free when you're 13
38:05You think it's two people on top of each other?
38:10Your dad's trench coat
38:12Oh my god
38:14I imagine you want some incredible clues
38:17Yeah
38:18Please help, anything
38:20Clive used to own his own snail farm
38:22Snail farm
38:25That could be, that could literally be any one of them
38:27That does not know how it does
38:28This is literally a herd of snail farmers isn't it?
38:31Yeah
38:32People thought that Clive painted his face white in the Spirit in the Sky video
38:37But in fact, he's just pale
38:39I was originally drawn to five, right?
38:44He's just got a little bit of a rock and roll attitude the way he's standing
38:47Yeah
38:48He just kind of doesn't care
38:49I love number three in them glasses
38:50That's so fucking mental they put you in them glasses
38:52Those star glasses
38:54That's so mad
38:56Number three looks like Eric Cantona if his wife went out and he dressed up in all her clothes
39:07Number two looks like the other member of ZZ Top, ZZ Rock Bottom
39:13Oh my god
39:15I'm having a laugh
39:17Alright, I'm gonna have to push you for an answer
39:19Well, I'm just getting strong vibes off number one
39:23Yeah
39:24Number one's cool, they're all pretty cool
39:26I mean, if I look like that when I'm in five years, in three months time
39:31You'll be happy
39:32In a week's time, in an hour
39:34If I look like that in an hour, I'll be fucking dreaming
39:37Let's find out if you're right with the real Clive
39:40Please, step forward
39:42Yay!
39:43Yay!
39:44Yay!
39:45Yay!
39:46What a team
39:47It's a union
39:48Right, thank you for joining us
39:49What are you up to these days?
39:50Well, I'm glad to say that Doctrine and Medics are still very much alive and kicking
39:52However, we have been working on that tricky fifth album for 20 years
39:55And I'm kidding you not
39:56But kids, I'm pleased to announce that the ultimate mission of the world is going to be
40:01The ultimate mystic will be released sometime this decade
40:14They're back!
40:15Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our guests and for Clive
40:20The Doctor
40:22Pepsi and Shirley's team, here's your line-up
40:32For the audience at home, take a look at this
40:35I eat cannibals
40:39Be not animals
40:41Your love is so edible
40:43To me
40:45I eat cannibals
40:47That was I Eat Cannibals by Toto Coelho
40:57But can you tell me which of our line-up is singer Anita from the band?
41:01Is it?
41:02Number one, I eat cannibals
41:04Number two, I eat anything, I'm mad, mate
41:06Number three, I eat rotisserie chicken while it's still spinning, I'm also mad
41:10Number four, I eat people's souls, behold, I'm the necromancer made flesh
41:14Or number five, I eat at my local Italian three nights a week, run by Giuseppe and his wife Maria
41:21It's delicious and very reasonably priced
41:23Bellissimo!
41:25This is just like a mum I used to make!
41:27Yeah!
41:28APPLAUSE
41:33Pepsi and Shirley's team, you are looking for Anita, the lead singer of Toto Coelho
41:37Number five looks very spiritual
41:39Good
41:40She looks like a wild woman, doesn't she?
41:41She does
41:42Just spiritual, just very like
41:44Yeah
41:45I eat cannibals
41:46Does she look like she sings?
41:47Yeah
41:48Yeah
41:49Yeah
41:50Number five
41:51Number four looks like, how the hell did I get here?
41:53Really?
41:55And the others?
41:56Number three looks like she could have been in a band at one time
41:59Yeah
42:00Martin?
42:01I think number one is a little bit young for the job
42:03Yeah, it's like having me standing up there, do you know what I mean?
42:05LAUGHTER
42:08I'm warming to number three
42:10Do you like some clues?
42:11Yeah
42:12We've got a poorly paid researcher on the team who finds these clues out
42:16Anita is very scared of spiders
42:18There you go
42:19LAUGHTER
42:20Does the researcher understand what the word clue means?
42:23Yeah
42:24Got more, do you want more?
42:25Yes please
42:26Anita once shared a lift with David Bowie
42:28Now that's more interesting
42:29Wow
42:30Wow
42:31Have you noticed something?
42:32We've completely skipped number two
42:34Yes
42:35What's that?
42:36Not been mentioned
42:37Not been mentioned
42:38Yeah but my gut feeling is it could be number two
42:40Can I ask a question Greg?
42:41Can you play the music and can we see them dance to it?
42:44Well, it's highly irregular
42:46Let's do this
42:47I'm going to play the music in and they can do what they want
42:50Yeah
42:51And then I'm coming to you for a dancer
42:52So can we have the music?
42:53I need cannibals
42:55I need cannibals
42:56I need a cannibals
42:57I need a cannibals
42:58I need a cannibals
42:59I need a cannibals
43:00I need a cannibals
43:02I need a cannibals
43:03To me
43:04I need a cannibals
43:05But can I say number three is staring like she's fighting the urge
43:10You know?
43:11Yeah
43:12To dance
43:14Or she drank warm orange juice
43:16LAUGHTER
43:17LAUGHTER
43:22Okay, my gut instinct is one or two. Okay. It's not five. It's five. Okay. How are we going to decide it?
43:29It's five. How do Pepsi and Shirley decide things back in the day?
43:35Five. Five. Okay.
43:38Wow, what a system.
43:41Would the real Anita please step forward?
43:52It's gorgeous, isn't it?
43:54Pepsi and Shirley, you were right!
44:01Ladies and gentlemen, can we hear it for all of our line-up,
44:04and especially for Anita?
44:10And at the end of that round,
44:12Pepsi and Shirley's team have two points and Noel's team have three points.
44:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:20Right. It's time for next line. Here we go.
44:23Your time. Pepsi and Shirley's team starts now.
44:26Ooh, baby. Do you know what that's worth?
44:28HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
44:31Correct. Belinda Carlisle, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
44:33NO MONEY MAN CAN WIN MY LOVE
44:35NO MONEY MAN CAN WIN MY LOVE
44:37NO MONEY MAN CAN WIN MY LOVE
44:39THE SWEETEST THAT I'M THINKING
44:42Just a reminder, you're against the clock.
44:44In sweetness, I'm thinking I'm correct.
44:46Naina Cherry, can't complain, mustn't grumble.
44:48Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble!
44:50Yes, ABC!
44:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:53That was then, but this is now.
44:56A cuddly toy is my only joy.
44:58Waiting for me when I get home.
44:59Yes! Andrew Rocheford, cuddly toy.
45:01Gold, always believe in your soul.
45:03You've got the power to know!
45:05You've got the power to know!
45:07You're indestructible!
45:09Always believe in!
45:11Woo!
45:14Well done!
45:16Well done!
45:17Well done!
45:18Well done!
45:19Well done!
45:20OK, well done, Patrick and Shirley's team.
45:21You've got five right.
45:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:26How many do we need?
45:28Here are yours.
45:29You need five to win.
45:30We're going to do it really slow and you'll get upset.
45:32I couldn't give a fuck.
45:34Yeah.
45:36Your time starts now.
45:37Sometimes you're better off dead.
45:39That's right, Greg.
45:40Remember that.
45:41What?
45:42You're better off dead.
45:43You've got a something, something pointing at your head.
45:46Wait, wait.
45:47Yeah, there's a gun at your head.
45:48There's a gun at your head.
45:49There's a gun at your head.
45:50There's a gun at your head.
45:51There's a gun at your head.
45:52Pet Shop Boys, West End Girls.
45:53There's a boy I know.
45:54He's the one I dream of.
45:55Looks into my life.
45:56Takes into the clouds above.
45:57Whitney Houston.
45:58Yes, Whitney Houston.
45:59How will I know?
46:00Stop singing them!
46:01When I wake up, what I know I'm going to be.
46:02When I wake up, the man who wakes up next to you.
46:04Correct.
46:05Proclaimers.
46:06I'm going to be 500 miles.
46:07Oh, can't you see?
46:08I'm not fooling nobody.
46:09Don't you see?
46:10The tears are falling down my face.
46:11Correct.
46:12Debbie Houston.
46:13Foolish beat.
46:14I'm never going to dance again.
46:15I can't.
46:16I've heard my name.
46:17Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
46:18Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
46:19George Michael, careless whisper.
46:20It's a mystery.
46:21It's a mystery.
46:22It's a mystery to me.
46:24A shot in the dark.
46:25No.
46:26I'm searching.
46:27It's a mystery.
46:28It's a mystery.
46:29I'm still searching for a clue.
46:30Toya Wilcox.
46:31It's a mystery.
46:32We're no strangers to love.
46:35That's right.
46:36Come on, Jamali.
46:37You know the rules, and so do I.
46:38You know the rules.
46:39Correct.
46:40Rick Astley.
46:41Never going to give you up.
46:42Start.
46:43That sound means it's the end of the round, and it's the end of the show, and I can tell
46:48you that Pepsi and Shirley's team have seven points, but with eight points, our winners
46:53of the 80s special tonight, it's Noel's team!
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:58My thanks to you, Debbie, Noel, Toya, Jamali, Judy, Pepsi, Shirley, Martin and Broxford.
47:10Goodnight!
47:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:15Sorry to get that.
47:16You never撮ish away, I think we fought.
47:17I saw the millions of people fighting a prom, a while ago, and I knew that Lake
47:18would see a woman's name in her room, a woman, and a man of faith.
47:20Wow!
47:21Thank you very much.
47:22HappyварCyrness, you youth, 52.
47:23I just had not rocked up.
47:24You weren't a rocked up.
47:25I was myVERT Joy, 23.
47:26It's a bit cruel, too.
47:27It's a deal with Danny Gray.
47:28It's a day that кстатиow.
47:294ria- Tina-43,ù?
47:30The bombshell, which is awkwardly rider,
47:31is on the couch near a certain level.
47:32It's parents, you we must lookit-Es if you lookit-és.
47:34Everything is very attractive and fair,
47:35I'll see you next time.
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