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00:00tonight we look back on an important time the fall of the Berlin Wall the
00:09miners strikes a royal wedding and in music Madonna exploded onto the scene
00:13live 8 MTV was born it's easy to ridicule this era in history but it was
00:20an important period in global culture so let's take time to pay homage to a
00:25decade that really matters welcome to never mind the buzz cocks does the 80s
00:55tonight we're going back to the decades of Rubik's cubes synth-pop new romantics big
01:14shoulder pads big Walkmans but great Scott we don't have much time I have one chance to go
01:19back to 1989 and woo the woman of my dreams and then and only then will I
01:24fulfill my destiny finally Jamali will have to call me daddy joining Jamali on
01:32Noel's team an 80s superstar who at 17 became the youngest female artist to
01:37write produce and perform a number one hit it's like we've lived parallel lives
01:41when I was 17 I ate monster munch I had a bike and me and my mates climbed a well
01:46big tree
01:50it's Debbie Gimson
01:56and on the other team tonight lead singer of 80s multi-platinum selling ABC
02:02whose hits include the iconic look of love he taught me that when you're
02:06struggling to write the opening lyrics to a song sometimes you just have to trust
02:09your gut your instinct sometimes you just have to
02:14and on the other team tonight a brilliant stand-up comedian actor and presenter
02:29the funniest introduction we've ever written strap yourselves in this is
02:45going to be massive our guest team captains an iconic 80s duo members of the
02:52mighty wham who are impossible to forget because one named herself after a
02:56favorite drink and if you can remember Pepsi then surely you can remember the
03:02other one
03:09welcome to the show everyone
03:17that's your surely guest captains do you think you've got it in you to be an
03:23effective captaincy team
03:24we're gonna do our best more than our best we are gonna rule we're gonna win we're
03:29gonna we're gonna do it that's really uncomfortable yeah we'll cheat if need be
03:35I'm naturally bossy I am instinctively quite scared of you actually I'm gonna go
03:41straight in and talk about some Pepsi and Shirley and Wham gossip you go on then I
03:46want you to tell me if this gossip is um lovely
03:55Wham were the first Western pop acts to ever perform in China true
04:03Wham were competing with Queen for that honor and Wham's manager decided that he
04:08was gonna throw Queen under the bus and what he did was he contacted the Chinese
04:13authorities and sent a brochure of Freddie Mercury looking effeminate the
04:19Chinese authorities were fine with this were they I remember the last
04:26Christmas video as everyone does and I remember thinking what a wholesome
04:30wonderful time that you were all having can you tell me which of these are
04:34true during the filming of that video someone puked into the filter of the
04:37pool at the ski lodge true true one of the extras in that video kept farting in the
04:45ski lift that's an early exclusive in it Martin welcome to the show it's Martin Frey
05:03Martin what is the look of love after 40 years that's a very philosophical
05:13question isn't it is this the look of love Martin
05:15what do you think
05:17there's the look of love
05:19how old were you there Martin because I've got a theory that you've always been 40
05:23that's true yeah yeah it's served me well now I'm 67 you see but uh ABC were cool
05:29and all the songs were so cool and you look so cool do you think all of the
05:33lyrics were cool do you have any lyric in mind
05:39yeah he has no he doesn't look he can't wait well have a look for yourself
05:45oh yeah
05:46complain my son crumbled
05:48bring yourself to another piece of apple cream
05:53yeah thank you
05:57very creative I've never eaten apple crumble since 1983.
06:07debbie gibson's here
06:14everybody I know who's got the surname gibson in this country gets called gibbo
06:18can I call you gibbo you you may give all who on the panel used to have
06:26posters of debbie gibson on their wall at a formative age I think it's no it is no
06:33yeah
06:35no building
06:36very good boy
06:45let's have a look at debbie in the 80s let's see what was on
06:46noel's wall
06:47awww
06:48Weird that you had like a normal bedroom with posters, I feel like you'd be in like a bat cave.
06:54Just hanging upside down.
06:56When I say wall, I mean the lid of my coffin.
07:02Tell me why Foolish Beat was such a big song for you.
07:05So, that put me in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the youngest artist to write and produce a number one.
07:12Goodness me!
07:18Get this, Debbie is still the youngest female artist, she still holds that record now, and she was 17 years of age.
07:27Do you want to know what I was doing at 17, Debbie?
07:29I don't know if I do.
07:31I was having sex with this bear.
07:33That's what I was doing.
07:41And I'm not going to read the next question on autocue.
07:43Oh, no, I will read it actually, because someone took the time to script this.
07:47Have you ever had sex with a bear, Gibbo?
07:49Like, seriously?
07:53Debbie Gibson, welcome.
07:54Welcome.
07:59Judy Love.
08:01When I think of the 80s, I think...
08:03What's love got to do?
08:05It's got to do with it.
08:08Tell me about you and the 80s.
08:10It's really hard for me, because I feel like I'm one of the younger ones on the panel.
08:13You are, because I know you were only born in 1980.
08:16I was still on breast milk.
08:17It was simple.
08:18Do you know what I mean?
08:19There were simple times.
08:20It was simple times.
08:21You know what we used to do?
08:22We used to climb up really big fir trees and sniff poppers.
08:25Good times.
08:29Judy, you're always welcome.
08:35Let's crack on with the show.
08:36The first question is for Noel's team.
08:38Take a look at this.
08:39I was looking for a job, and then I found a job.
08:44And heaven knows I'm miserable now.
08:48They got the beat, they got the beat.
08:52Yeah, they got the beat.
08:57Yo, yo, I always believe in your soul.
09:02You've got the power to know you're in this show tomorrow.
09:13That was sexually frustrated topless granddad, Morrissey and the Smiths,
09:17Belinda Carlyle and three other women, the Go-Go's,
09:20New Romantic Foot Boys Bando Ballet.
09:24Sorry, Shirley.
09:27Noel's team.
09:28Can you tell me which of these 80s legends had an unprofessional run-in with their tour manager?
09:33Was it A, after watching a documentary about Guns N' Roses, the Smiths thought they should act more
09:38rock and roll.
09:39They initially planned to strip their tour manager naked and throw him into a skip,
09:43but they didn't have the heart, so they ended up just putting grapes in his socks.
09:45Or was it B, the Go-Go's were recording an album in Reading when they got bored
09:52and decided to go out into the woods and take pictures of each other naked.
09:56Belinda Carlyle said,
09:57I suggested we take pictures of our most intimate parts,
10:01and then we slipped them under the tour manager's door and said,
10:04Yes, ooh.
10:07Or was it C, while touring Hamburg,
10:09Spandau Ballet got their tour manager paralytically drunk,
10:12dressed him in a sexy leg cliché,
10:14placed him in a prostitute's window with a sign saying,
10:20which roughly translates as welcome to the super bitch.
10:24There you go, Noel's team, one of those is true.
10:27The B, I don't, the Go-Go's are recording an album,
10:29and then they took pictures of their intimate parts.
10:32And then what were they taking?
10:33Pictures? Polaroids?
10:35Yeah, that's what I mean.
10:36They had to go to the chemist, right?
10:38Right, and had to be like...
10:40The 80s.
10:41Right.
10:42The job room, right?
10:45And then their pictures came out with stickers over their private parts,
10:49to peel them off and then slip them like that would take too long.
10:52And to be honest, if you were taking pictures of your private parts,
10:55it was quite good to have them developed in a chemist,
10:56because if there was a problem...
10:58Yeah, some people...
11:00LAUGHTER
11:02A one-stop.
11:03APPLAUSE
11:04LAUGHTER
11:05APPLAUSE
11:07Aren't you friends with Belinda Carlisle?
11:09Yeah, I mean, I know her a bit.
11:10Like, I think that, you know, they were, like...
11:11Would you be able to recognise the pictures?
11:13They were rebellious at the time.
11:13Would you be able to recognise the pictures?
11:14Of course not, of course not, of course not.
11:15LAUGHTER
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17Hey, why don't we talk about the Smiths for a while?
11:20Here's some actual quotes from Morrissey.
11:23It'd be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
11:26Oh, he didn't say that.
11:28No.
11:28No, he didn't say that.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31He said all of these.
11:33He probably did.
11:33Wow. This is fascinating.
11:35So many footballers are paid £200,000 a week,
11:38and yet they couldn't identify a heart.
11:42But the absolute prince of Morrissey quotes is this.
11:44No.
11:45Jamie Oliver should be gassed by Princess Anne.
11:49Wow.
11:50I don't think they've got even rudimentary gassing facilities
11:53at Buckingham Palace.
11:54Oh.
11:56Should we get on to Spando Ballet?
11:57You know Shirley's married to one of Spando Ballet.
12:00They didn't know.
12:01I just found that known.
12:02Jamali didn't know.
12:04Nick Beggs from Kachagugu, when he saw your husband
12:07scooping half of his breakfast onto one small side plate
12:10and then covering it with a newspaper,
12:12he leant over to Martin and asked him what he was up to.
12:15He said,
12:16Well, Nick, I really enjoy my food,
12:18and it always seems to go so quickly.
12:20I always think to myself,
12:21that was great.
12:22I could eat that lot again.
12:23And then, when I look under this newspaper,
12:25I find the rest.
12:27And I think, wow, great.
12:29I've still got all this to eat.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:37I mean, I question whether Shirley's his wife
12:40or his carer after that one.
12:43You had some interesting pictures taken back in the 80s,
12:45didn't you?
12:46Oh.
12:47You know what?
12:47That was in Covent Garden.
12:49Is that the brother from EastEnders?
12:51Yeah!
12:52LAUGHTER
12:53Yeah, man.
12:55There we go.
12:57Ta-da!
12:58He was on the show.
12:59Oh, but your husband's sick, man.
13:01That's my boy, man.
13:02Yeah, he's lovely.
13:03Tell him I said what's up.
13:05Let's briefly talk about Belinda Carlisle and the Go-Go's.
13:08Here they are in the 80s.
13:09They look like a variety pack of cereal.
13:13They look lovely.
13:14Belinda Carlisle, she had a 30-year-long cocaine addiction,
13:18and she says she can't believe she's not dead.
13:20One morning, she woke up after a binge and forgot she bought what,
13:24do you think?
13:25I'll just tell you, a racehorse.
13:26Something like that.
13:29Greg, I did so many drugs once at a party,
13:31that the next day, someone knocked on the door,
13:33and I bought two stone baboons for six...
13:40..for six grand.
13:44I was like, what the fuck am I going to do with that?
13:46How much?
13:48Six grand.
13:49Six grand.
13:50What have you done with them?
13:51They're...well, they look quite good.
13:53They're in my house.
13:56I have no recollection of buying them.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59All right, Noel's team, what do you think?
14:01Is it the Smith's grape, the Go-Go's nude pics,
14:04or Spanto Ballet's super bitch?
14:06B with a Polaroid camera, or A.
14:08I love the idea of Morrissey putting grapes in people's socks,
14:11but he's more vicious than that, so I feel like I want the Go...
14:14Now I hear about the Go-Go's and their rock and roll,
14:17I feel like it's something they would have done.
14:18B, the Go-Go's taking pictures of their special areas.
14:22You are right!
14:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:26Yes, the Go-Go's took pictures of their fannies.
14:29And slipped them under their tour manager's door
14:32to see if he could guess who was who.
14:34Belinda Carlyle said he was completely mortified.
14:37We had a way of freaking out tour managers.
14:39Many of them quit, but he stayed with us for years.
14:42I bet he did, Belinda.
14:43Well done, Noel's team. A point to you!
14:49All right.
14:50The next question is for Pepsi and Shirley's team.
14:53Take a look at this.
14:54Looks like they'll try again!
14:59Hot boys!
15:00Never listen!
15:03Like a virgin!
15:05Hey!
15:06Just for the very first time!
15:11Like a virgin!
15:14But I still haven't found
15:19one of you!
15:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:25Good music!
15:26It was good music!
15:28That was a man you just know has got suntanned testicles,
15:31Simon Le Bon, retired Romanian powerlifter, Madonna...
15:35Oh!
15:38And the band that sounds like an owl telling you off.
15:41You two!
15:42LAUGHTER
15:44Can you tell me which of these 80s legends had an unusual ritual before appearances?
15:49Oh!
15:49Was it?
15:50A. Simon Le Bon revealed that before he has his photo taken, he has a strange belief.
15:56He said,
15:57If I think about naked ladies, then my pupils dilate, which always looks better in shots.
16:02I know what you mean, Simon.
16:04Whoa, whoa, whoa!
16:05LAUGHTER
16:06And was it B. Madonna would sneak food-based puns into her songs, including
16:15Crazy for Soup and Hollandaise.
16:17Her management discovered that during a gig at the Hollywood Bowl in 1989, when she changed the lyrics to
16:22Like a Prayer, from Life is a Mystery, Everyone Must Stand Alone, to Life is a Kedgerie, Everyone Likes Jam and Scone.
16:31Or was it C. Before photoshoots, you two would each down a pint of hot orange juice to speed up the process.
16:38The Edge said,
16:39It's amazing how much quicker you can get through a photoshoot when everyone's about to shit themselves.
16:44LAUGHTER
16:44Oh, my goodness.
16:46So...
16:47Oh, my goodness.
16:48A, B or C.
16:49That's tricky, isn't it?
16:51I'm going to go for A.
16:54A.
16:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:56I'm sorry, ladies, that's not how this works.
16:58We don't just pick A and move on.
17:00Why?
17:01There was no...
17:02There was no banter in the 80s.
17:04I want to get the job done.
17:06The show will be over in two minutes.
17:08You've got to...
17:09You've got to discuss it with your team.
17:11OK.
17:11One of those is true.
17:13Debbie, can I ask you a question?
17:14Do you know what Kedgerie is?
17:16I don't.
17:17There you go.
17:18Madonna wouldn't have known.
17:19Good detective work.
17:21Good detective work.
17:22Americans wouldn't have eaten scones.
17:24That's an Englishman.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:26I mean...
17:27We've never had people actually play the game before.
17:29LAUGHTER
17:31Greg, do you know what was really sweet?
17:33When you were showing the clips, Jamali,
17:35because he wasn't born in the 80s,
17:37this is like the sort of Tudor times for him.
17:39LAUGHTER
17:40He was just going to me, is that Madonna?
17:42LAUGHTER
17:44When you two come in, he went, is that Bono?
17:46LAUGHTER
17:47Like he was going, is that Henry VIII?
17:49Is that Anne Boleyn?
17:50LAUGHTER
17:52Damn, I thought I was...
17:53I was edging to be...
17:54I thought he was near my age.
17:55No, no.
17:56All right, you don't have to say...
17:57LAUGHTER
17:58Oh, no.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:01LAUGHTER
18:02Judy, I love you.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:04Wow.
18:05Which one are you drawn to, Judy?
18:06I love the idea of drinking the hot orange juice.
18:09But what was the purpose of that?
18:11To shit up the whole place.
18:12LAUGHTER
18:13Here's a fact about Le Bon.
18:17After Duran Duran's performance at Live Aid,
18:19Simon and Le Bon went to a party at Mick Jagger's house,
18:22where Keith Richards walked in, wearing the same scarf as him.
18:25Delighted to have something in common with his idol,
18:27Le Bon shouted,
18:28Keith! Keith, look!
18:30We're wearing the same scarf!
18:32To which Keith said,
18:33that's good enough reason to leave and walk out.
18:35LAUGHTER
18:38Well...
18:40I'll tell you an interesting fact about Madonna.
18:42Yeah.
18:43When she was married to Guy Ritchie,
18:45she banned him from something.
18:47Want to have a guess?
18:47There was?
18:48Ooh.
18:49I have no idea.
18:51She banned him from eating chipolatas.
18:54Topical, the island breeze,
18:57all of nature wild and free.
18:59I am going to make your tea,
19:01but no chipolatas.
19:02LAUGHTER
19:04APPLAUSE
19:05Yeah.
19:06Yes, I am.
19:07All righty, guys.
19:11So, could it be U2?
19:12U2 almost split up in the 80s,
19:14because Bono and The Edge believed that God had told them
19:17that The Edge had to leave the band.
19:18I've just realised something.
19:20Yeah?
19:20Is that how long U2's been going for?
19:22Yeah.
19:23From the 80s?
19:24Yeah.
19:24You're learning something, Judy.
19:26Damn!
19:26It's like going to a museum.
19:31I think I'm going to lock this in now.
19:33What do you think?
19:34A.
19:34The first thing we said at the start.
19:37Yeah, all right.
19:37You're right.
19:38Yay!
19:41Well done, guys.
19:42Well done, guys.
19:43Well done, guys.
19:46It is A.
19:47Simon LeVon says he thinks about naked ladies
19:51before he has a photo taken to make his pupils dilate.
19:53Bloody hell, Simon.
19:55Just get a bottle of poppers if you want to dilate.
19:56Let's dilate, mate.
19:58Well done, Pepsi and Shirley's Tea.
20:00What's right?
20:01I don't know how we're going to go to a break in this 80s special.
20:11What?
20:12Lionel Rich has fallen into a boat.
20:14Yeah, I'll take it.
20:15See you in a bit.
20:30Welcome back.
20:31So never mind the buzzcocks.
20:32We're in the 80s.
20:33Congratulations, Charles and Diana.
20:35I just know you're going to have a great life together.
20:37LAUGHTER
20:39No, you didn't.
20:41You did.
20:42Next up, it's the intros round.
20:44Tonight, we have an 80s twist.
20:46If you think you need extra help tonight, you can play a joker.
20:50That means you can have another 80s legend come on
20:53and help you with the intros round.
20:54They're waiting in the wings for you.
20:56But if you do play your joker,
20:58you lose a point from your overall scores.
21:00Jamali and Debbie, on your feet, please.
21:02You're going to be performing the intros of songs to Noel.
21:06Before we do, I must ask the team captain,
21:08do you want to play your joker?
21:09Er, yeah, sure. Why not?
21:12We're going to take a point off. Let's hope the joker adds.
21:14It's another 80s legend.
21:16Please reveal yourself.
21:17It's a mystery.
21:19Ladies and gentlemen, Toya Welchers!
21:26Hey!
21:27Hello!
21:28Hello!
21:29How are you doing?
21:30Hi.
21:31Welcome. Welcome, Toya.
21:33Thank you. Welcome.
21:34Have you been practising?
21:35I've been practising for hours.
21:37Yes.
21:38Here we go.
21:39Hang on a sec, Greg.
21:41Let me just take a sip of my hot orange juice.
21:43LAUGHTER
21:44Take it away.
21:49Finally!
21:50You're welcome!
21:50Cheika! Dun dun cheika! Dun dun, chika! Dun dun, chika! Dun dun, chika! Dun dun, dun! Dun dun, chika! Dun dun!
22:01Da da da da da!
22:02Wait, do da!
22:03Da don!
22:04Tu do do do da, da dum!
22:06Something like, dun dun.
22:11OK, I'm gonna have to push it all.
22:13IS IT, SHOOT, THAT POISEN ROSE?
22:15It is not! I can pass it over! Shirley?
22:17Billy Jean?
22:18No!
22:19You're both wrong, I'm afraid.
22:21I thought it was so bad.
22:23It was Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
22:25Here's how it should have served you.
22:26Oh, my God!
22:30Do we get a point?
22:32Dun-dun-dun.
22:33Yes, wait.
22:35Dun-dun-dun.
22:36Dun-dun-dun-dun.
22:37You can never remember that.
22:38Oh!
22:40Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
22:42It was the bass line.
22:44I absolutely love Toya Jamali's my boy.
22:46You were my first crush, but that was bullshit.
22:54But I don't think...
22:56I think the main thing is that Rick Astley's
22:58light 80s pop classic didn't have this bass line in it.
23:01Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
23:02Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
23:04Ah!
23:06Jamali, you're a fan of that song, aren't you?
23:07Am I?
23:09That's what they told me.
23:10Have you ever heard it?
23:11Oh, yes, it's all right.
23:13Someone told me in an interview, you said you love that song,
23:15but you like to keep it quiet.
23:16I never said that.
23:17Okay.
23:19Fuck that song.
23:20Okay?
23:22I hate that song.
23:23Okay, next song.
23:25Null's team, off you go.
23:26Bum-ts, Bum-ts, Bum-ts, Bum-ts, Bum-ts.
23:31Bum-ts, Bum-ts, Bum-ts.
23:33Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-de-da!
23:35She's good, she's good, she's good.
23:36Bum-bum.
23:38Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
23:46Oh, it was me again.
23:48Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
23:50It's so good, Null!
23:51Come on, come on!
23:52What is it? Come on, Matt.
23:54Did he get it?
23:56Did he get it?
23:58What is it? What is it?
24:00He hasn't got it. Have you got it? Say any song, Noel.
24:02I'm going to pass it over. Say the chorus.
24:04Has he got it? No, he hasn't.
24:06We're ready to take over.
24:08Steal, motherfole, steal.
24:10We're ready to pounce. What is the title of that song, this team?
24:12Is it Need You Tonight?
24:14It is Need You Tonight!
24:18It was Need You Tonight by In Excess.
24:20Here's how it should have sang.
24:22That was very good.
24:24That was dead on, the beat.
24:26Oh, my God!
24:28You look so good!
24:30He's going to pass it.
24:40Hello, Michael. What's going on?
24:42I'm lonely.
24:44What do you think?
24:46I'm lonely.
24:48I'm lonely.
24:54Bad luck. You guessed none correct.
24:56Oh, no!
24:58Ladies and gentlemen, Toya Wilkins!
25:00Thank you!
25:02Thank you!
25:04Here we are!
25:06Good day, good day, good day.
25:12It's over to Patsy and Shirley's team.
25:14But before we do that, I would just like to show you a newspaper headline, Jamali.
25:18Have a look.
25:20LAUGHTER
25:26Fair enough.
25:28That is very clear.
25:30The comedian on his secret love for Rick Astley.
25:34All right, Pepsi and Shirley and Martin, it's your turn to perform to Judy.
25:38On your feet, please.
25:40Yay!
25:41And remember, Judy, if you need help, we've got an 80s legend waiting in the wings.
25:46Can I change the rules?
25:48Yeah, let's change the rules.
25:50You certainly can't change the rules, Judy love.
25:52Can I have the guest and the guest sits and helps me?
25:56No.
25:57No, because, Judy, the guest has been told what the songs are.
26:05He's in our band.
26:08Pepsi and Shirley are the captains, and I want to ask you, would you like to play your joker?
26:11Yes, please.
26:12Oh, thank God, because the walk-on music alone is going to make me lose my mind.
26:17Pepsi and Shirley, you've asked for help from one of the 80s legends.
26:21Please reveal yourself.
26:23We've got a beauty baby, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:37Oh, thank God.
26:38There it is.
26:39Roachford, you've been practicing?
26:40No.
26:41We're relying on him.
26:42Good, no.
26:43I'm natural.
26:44You're just natural.
26:45We want to have another listen.
26:47Do you know what, Shirley?
26:48Yeah?
26:49You can do that because I'm frightened of you.
26:51Good.
26:52Good.
26:53Shirley's got that boss.
26:54Can I have a quick listen and wait until I come back?
26:56OK, listen, I'm not...
26:58Listen, guys, I'm not going to get this.
27:01You're not going to get any of them?
27:03Oh, I see what's going on here.
27:05Oh!
27:07Very clever.
27:16We're ready.
27:17You ready? Commence.
27:18OK, song one, take it away.
27:20Sit down, Judy, please.
27:22One, two, three, four.
27:39Judy Love, if you don't get that, it's an outrage.
27:42I'm exhausted.
27:43Can we give her a clue?
27:45No, you may not.
27:46No, they can't.
27:47Why can't they give me a clue?
27:48Because I will dive on them like a puma.
27:52That was our best shot.
27:53Is it a male singer?
27:55No.
27:56No!
27:57You're not allowed clues!
27:58No, what I'm saying is it's a male singer with a group.
28:01There's a group and sometimes it's girls.
28:03Girls in the group.
28:05And there's no males in the group.
28:07It's just girls.
28:08It's girls, two, one, two, three, three girls.
28:10Judy!
28:11Judy!
28:12What was the title of the song, Judy Love?
28:14Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
28:22I'm passing it over.
28:23Hang out, baby.
28:24You've got a...
28:25Yeah!
28:26Oh!
28:27No, I know it is!
28:28Desire!
28:29Desire!
28:30Desire!
28:31Desire!
28:32Desire!
28:33Venus!
28:34Venus !
28:35Venus!
28:36譬如必 fusse and Venus.
28:37It was Venus! It was Venus!
28:39Oh, dear.
28:40It was Bananarama with Venus.
28:45It was Bananarama with Venus.
28:47Oh, my God! I had Bananarama on my lips!
28:57You look so good. I'm sorry.
29:00And I had Bananarama, you know, mate.
29:03Bananarama had another hit with Cruel Summer,
29:05where they complained about the city being crowded
29:07and their friends being away.
29:09And they're on their own.
29:10You think that's a cruel summer?
29:11You should have been in Shropshire in 1986
29:13when I forgot to feed my guinea pigs,
29:14and one ate the other.
29:15Naughty Pepsi!
29:16Surely didn't deserve that.
29:18LAUGHTER
29:26Right.
29:27Next one, please.
29:28OK. We need to listen.
29:29We need to hear it.
29:30We need to...
29:31Let's do our bed for you.
29:32Reminder.
29:33This was an international huge hit.
29:36If you don't get this one...
29:37Oh, my God!
29:38I think it's going to finish you.
29:42We need to do.
29:43Oh, come on, Judy.
29:44The whole career's over.
29:45Channel it, Judy.
29:46Channel it, Judy.
29:47How many wow?
29:48Take it away.
29:49Let's go.
29:50Wow.
29:51Wow.
29:52Wow.
29:57Wow.
29:58Wow.
29:59Wow.
30:00Wow.
30:01Uh oh.
30:02Wow.
30:03Wow.
30:04Hey!
30:07Huh!
30:16Huh!
30:17Bum bum bum bum
30:23Stop for a second.
30:25I don't want to give you clues, but I don't remember in the song the big...
30:31It's the remix.
30:33That's just for encouragement.
30:35I can't help myself.
30:36This is bringing something back, I feel like it's a theme song to something.
30:42It might be.
30:44One more time.
30:45He goes...
31:01It's good.
31:11Stop!
31:12Judy, this is your moment.
31:13I haven't got nothing left.
31:14There's nothing left in the tank.
31:17Say any song.
31:19Fuck it, Ghostbusters or some shit.
31:21Whoo!
31:22You're right!
31:36Say something there. Say something there.
31:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:40Christ.
31:42It was Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
31:44Here's how it should have sounded.
31:53Oh, my day.
32:00That was...
32:02Hang on. That was...
32:04No, it's our moment.
32:05Take it.
32:07Duh-da-da-da-da.
32:09Duh-da-da-da. Take it.
32:11Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
32:12Oh, I got this one, so you're going to take this.
32:15Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
32:16Ah! Duh-duh-duh-duh.
32:31Love it.
32:32Really good.
32:33Great fra지 yourself. Do you feel good?
32:35Yeh. Okay, well, just before you get too excited,
32:38We've got a video to show you. Oh, God, play the video in please
32:45Okay
32:54What is going I feel slightly faint can you be quiet? I just want to hear it really crystal clear
33:03Okay, yeah
33:08My god, it's one of the biggest candles
33:19It's gonna finish all of you so great you let me all do that all that performance
33:27Extra life a standing ovation, right
33:38Yes
33:44You want to steal that?
33:46You've just got a standing ovation from from it from an audience. Yes, that was magical blatantly cheating
33:54This is like Trump's America
33:56This is what I'm saying
33:58So it's like work and I'm doing it for the people
34:06You're a dangerous woman, you know that
34:08You're a dangerous woman
34:09I've been told on many Friday nights
34:11That was Ray Parker jr. With Ghostbusters, which includes the line if there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call?
34:18Judy Love
34:19I'm good
34:20It's gonna be Judy Love
34:22Please give her a huge round of applause for Roachford
34:28Thank you
34:30I'm being told if you want to keep Roachford for the rest of the show you can
34:36Roachford for the rest of the show you can
34:38Why not?
34:40Why not?
34:42We'll get a chair
34:43Shall we bring Toya back as well?
34:44Let's have Toya back!
34:46Why not?
34:52At the end of that round Pepsi and Shirley's team have one point but Noel's team have two points
34:57Because we gave them the points that you cheated on
35:01I don't know how we're gonna go to another break. This is an 80s special
35:13Oh
35:15Yes, right, okay. You've got a picture of Debbie Gibson with two phones. Yep. I'll take it. We'll see you in a minute
35:31Welcome back to Nevermind the Buzzcocks. We're in the 80s so congratulations to Prince Andrew for your brave service in the Falklands
35:43I just know you're always gonna be a national hero
35:51Our next round is called ID Parade where our panel must identify an 80s pop star
35:56Noel's team, you're up first. For the audience at home, take a look at this
36:00Going on up to the spirit in the sky
36:04That's where I'm gonna go
36:06When I die
36:08When I die
36:09When I die
36:10And they lay me to rest
36:11I'm gonna go to the place that's the day
36:19That was Spirit in the Sky by Doctor and the Medics but Noel's team
36:24What I want to know is which of our line-up is the lead singer Clive Jackson
36:28A.K.A. the doctor from the band
36:30Is it?
36:31Number one
36:32Spirit in the sky
36:33Number two
36:34I am Gandalf and you shall not come by
36:38Number three
36:40When I bend over you'll see my third eye
36:42Number four
36:44Number four
36:45In civil war re-enactments I always die
36:48Number five
36:49Why am I here?
36:50I'm a shepherd
36:51Come by
36:52Who is Clive Jackson from Doctor and the Medics?
37:02We've got the Charles Manson Quartet
37:06Number four looks like me if I get stranded on a desert island for ten years
37:12Number three is Jesus if we turn water into piss
37:18Toia, are you drawn to anyone in particular?
37:35I am
37:36Who?
37:37The one I know personally
37:40Oh
37:42Now
37:50I've just come back from Dubai with him
37:52Oh that's
37:54That's not fair
37:56That's not fair
37:58So I'm keeping shtum
38:00Number one looks like when you and your brother try and get in the cinema for free when you're 13
38:05You think it's two people on top of each other?
38:10My dad's trench coat
38:12Oh my god
38:14I imagine you want some incredible clues
38:17Yeah
38:18Please help anything
38:20Clive used to own his own snail farm
38:24That could be, that could literally be any one of them
38:27That does not know it down
38:28This is literally a herd of snail farmers isn't it?
38:31Yeah
38:32People thought that Clive painted his face white in the spirit in the sky video but in fact he's just pale
38:39I was originally drawn to five, right?
38:43He's just got a little bit of a rock and roll attitude the way he's standing
38:46Yeah
38:47He just kind of doesn't care
38:48I just love number three in them glasses
38:50That's so fucking mental they put you in them glasses
38:52The star glasses
38:53That's so mad
38:55Number three looks like Eric Cantona if his wife went out and he dressed up in all her clothes
39:00Number two looks like the other member of ZZ Top, ZZ Rock Bottom
39:10Oh my god
39:14I'm having a laugh
39:16Alright, I'm gonna have to push you for an answer
39:19Well, I'm just getting strong vibes off number one
39:23Yeah
39:24Number one's cool, they're all pretty cool
39:26I mean, if I look like that when I'm in five years, in three months time
39:31You'll be happy
39:32In a week's time, in an hour
39:34If I look like that in an hour, I'll be fucking dreaming
39:37Let's find out if you're right with the real Clive
39:40Please, step forward
39:44Yay!
39:45Yay!
39:46Yay!
39:47What a team
39:55Clive, thank you for joining us
39:57What are you up to these days?
39:58Well, I'm glad to say that Doctrine and Medics are still very much alive and kicking
40:02However, we have been working on that tricky fifth album for 20 years
40:06And I'm kidding you not
40:08But kids, I'm pleased to announce
40:10That The Ultimate Mystic will be released sometime this decade
40:14They're back!
40:18Ladies and gentlemen, it's here for our guests and for Clyde
40:22The Doctor
40:29Pepsi and Shirley's team, here's your line-up
40:32For the audience at home, take a look at this
40:36Eat Cannibals
40:39Be not animal
40:41Your love is so edible
40:43To me
40:45I eat cannibals
40:49Eat Cannibals?
40:52That was
40:53Yes
40:54I eat cannibals by Toto Coelho
40:57But can you tell me which of our line-up is singer Anita from the band?
41:01Is it
41:02Number one
41:03I eat cannibals
41:04Number two
41:05I eat anything
41:06I'm mad, mate
41:07Number three
41:08I eat rotisserie chicken while it's still spinning
41:09I'm also mad
41:11Number four
41:12I eat people's souls
41:13Behold, I'm the necromancer made flesh
41:15Or number five
41:16I eat at my local Italian three nights a week run by Giuseppe and his wife Maria
41:21It's delicious and very reasonably priced
41:23Bellissimo
41:24This is just like a mum I used to make
41:26Yeah
41:32Hex and Shirley's team
41:33You are looking for Anita, the lead singer of Toto Coelho
41:36Number five looks very spiritual
41:38Good
41:39She looks like a wild woman, doesn't she?
41:41She does
41:42Just spiritual
41:43Just very like
41:44I eat cannibals
41:45Does she look like she sings?
41:47Yeah
41:48Yeah
41:49Number five
41:50Number four looks like
41:51How the hell did I get here?
41:52Really?
41:53And the others?
41:56Number three looks like
41:57She could have been in a band at one time
41:59Yeah
42:00Martin?
42:01I think number one is a little bit young for the job
42:03Yeah, it's like having me standing up there
42:04Do you know what I mean?
42:05I'm warming to number three
42:09Do you like some clues?
42:11Yeah
42:12We've got a poorly paid researcher on the team
42:14Who finds these clues out
42:16Anita is very scared of spiders
42:18There you go
42:19Does the researcher understand what the word clue means?
42:23Yeah
42:24Got more, do you want more?
42:25Yes, please
42:26Anita once shared a lift with David Bowie
42:28That's more interesting
42:29Wow
42:30Have you noticed something?
42:31We've completely skipped number two
42:33Yes
42:34What's that energy?
42:35Not been mentioned
42:36Not been mentioned
42:37Yeah, but my gut feeling is it could be number two
42:39Can I ask a question, Greg?
42:41Can you play the music and can we see them dance to it?
42:44Well, it's highly irregular
42:46Let's do this
42:47I'm gonna play the music in and they can do what they want
42:49Yeah
42:50And I'm coming to you for an answer
42:51So can we have the music?
42:52I need cannibals
42:54I need cannibals
42:56I need cannibals
42:57I need cannibals
42:58I need cannibals
42:59Your love is a little
43:01To me
43:02I need cannibals
43:04But can I say, number three is staring like she's fighting the urge
43:10You know
43:11You know
43:12Yeah
43:13Okay, so
43:14Or she drank warm orange juice
43:22Okay, my gut instinct is one or two
43:24Okay
43:25It's not five
43:26It's five
43:27Okay then
43:28So how are we gonna decide it?
43:29It's five
43:30How do Pepsi and Shirley decide things back in the day?
43:32We go like this
43:33Five
43:34Five
43:35Five
43:36Okay
43:37Wow, what a system
43:38Would the real Anita please step forward?
43:43Yeah
43:44Yeah
43:45Yeah
43:46Oh, yes
43:47She's gorgeous, isn't she?
43:48Pepsi and Shirley, you were right
43:49Ladies and gentlemen, can we hear it for all of our line-up and especially for Anita?
44:04And at the end of that round, Pepsi and Shirley, you were right
44:09And at the end of that round, Pepsi and Shirley's team have two points and Noel's team have three points
44:16Yeah
44:17Oh my God
44:18Oh my God
44:19Oh my God
44:20But it's time for next lines
44:22Here we go
44:23Your time, Pepsi and Shirley's team starts now
44:26Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth?
44:28Heaven is a place on earth
44:30Correct
44:31Belinda Carlisle, Heaven is a place on earth
44:33No money man can win my love
44:35No money man can win my love
44:38The sweetness that I'm thinking of
44:40The sweetness that I'm thinking of
44:41The sweetness that I'm thinking of
44:42The sweetness that I'm thinking of
44:43The sweetness that I'm thinking of
44:44Yes
44:45The sweetness that I'm thinking of
44:46Correct, Naina Cherry
44:47Can't complain, mustn't grumble
44:48Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
44:50Yes, ABC
44:51Woo!
44:52That was then and this is now
44:55A cuddly toy is my only joy
44:57Waiting for me when I get home
44:58Yes
44:59Andrew Rocheford, cuddly toy
45:00Yes
45:01Yes
45:02Always believe in your soul.
45:04You've got the power to know.
45:06You're indestructible.
45:08Always believe in.
45:10Spando Ballet gold.
45:12Whoo!
45:14Well done.
45:16Well done.
45:18Well done.
45:20OK, well done, Patrick and Shirley's team.
45:22You've got five right.
45:26Noel's team. How many do we need?
45:28Here are yours. You need five to win.
45:30We're going to do it really slow and you'll get upset.
45:32I couldn't give a fuck.
45:34Yeah.
45:36Your time starts now. Sometimes you're better off dead.
45:38That's right, Greg. Remember that.
45:40What?
45:42You're better off dead.
45:44You've got a something, something pointing at your head.
45:46Wait, wait. Sometimes.
45:48There's a gun at your head.
45:50There's a gun at your head. Pet Shop Boys, West End Girls.
45:52There's a boy I know. He's the one I dream of.
45:54Looks into my eyes. Takes into the clouds above.
45:56Whitney Houston. How will I know?
45:58I'm shaking them.
46:00When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be.
46:02When I wake up, the man who wakes up next to you.
46:04Correct. Proclaimers, I'm going to be 500 miles.
46:06Oh, can't you see? I'm not fooling nobody.
46:08Don't you see? The tears are falling down my face.
46:10Correct, Debbie Gibson. Foolish beat.
46:12Whoo! I'm never going to dance again.
46:14I can't. I've hurt my knee. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
46:16Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
46:18George Michael, careless whisper.
46:20It's a mystery. It's a mystery.
46:22It's a mystery to me. A shot in the dark.
46:24No, I'm searching.
46:26You'll be quick and hard.
46:28It's a mystery. It's a mystery. I'm still searching for a clue.
46:30Toya Wilcox. It's a mystery.
46:32Oh, fuck.
46:34We're no strangers to love.
46:36That's right. Come on, Jamali.
46:38You know the rules and so do I.
46:40I'm never going to give you up.
46:42Start.
46:44That sound means it's the end of the round
46:46and it's the end of the show and I can tell you
46:48that Pepsi and Shirley's team have seven points.
46:50But with eight points,
46:52our winners of the 80 special tonight,
46:54it's Noel's team!
47:02My thanks to Debbie, Noel, Toya, Jamali, Judy, Pepsi, Shirley,
47:08Martin and Broxford.
47:10Goodnight!
47:38I'll see you next time.
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