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00:00tonight we look back on an important time the fall of the Berlin Wall the
00:09miners strikes a royal wedding and in music Madonna exploded onto the scene
00:13live 8 MTV was born it's easy to ridicule this era in history but it was
00:20an important period in global culture so let's take time to pay homage to a
00:25decade that really matters welcome to never mind the buzz cocks does the 80s
00:55tonight we're going back to the decades of Rubik's cubes synth-pop new romantics big
01:14shoulder pads big Walkmans but great Scott we don't have much time I have one chance to go
01:19back to 1989 and woo the woman of my dreams and then and only then will I
01:24fulfill my destiny finally Jamali will have to call me daddy joining Jamali on
01:32Noel's team an 80s superstar who at 17 became the youngest female artist to
01:37write produce and perform a number one hit it's like we've lived parallel lives
01:41when I was 17 I ate monster munch I had a bike and me and my mates climbed a well
01:46big tree
01:50it's Debbie Gimson
01:56and on the other team tonight lead singer of 80s multi-platinum selling ABC
02:02whose hits include the iconic look of love he taught me that when you're
02:06struggling to write the opening lyrics to a song sometimes you just have to trust
02:09your gut your instinct sometimes you just have to
02:14and on the other team tonight a brilliant stand-up comedian actor and presenter
02:29the funniest introduction we've ever written strap yourselves in this is
02:45going to be massive our guest team captains an iconic 80s duo members of the
02:52mighty wham who are impossible to forget because one named herself after a
02:56favorite drink and if you can remember Pepsi then surely you can remember the
03:02other one
03:09welcome to the show everyone
03:17that's your surely guest captains do you think you've got it in you to be an
03:23effective captaincy team
03:24we're gonna do our best more than our best we are gonna rule we're gonna win we're
03:29gonna we're gonna do it that's really uncomfortable yeah we'll cheat if need be
03:35I'm naturally bossy I am instinctively quite scared of you actually I'm gonna go
03:41straight in and talk about some Pepsi and Shirley and Wham gossip you go on then I
03:46want you to tell me if this gossip is um lovely
03:55Wham were the first Western pop acts to ever perform in China true
04:03Wham were competing with Queen for that honor and Wham's manager decided that he
04:08was gonna throw Queen under the bus and what he did was he contacted the Chinese
04:13authorities and sent a brochure of Freddie Mercury looking effeminate the
04:19Chinese authorities were fine with this were they I remember the last
04:26Christmas video as everyone does and I remember thinking what a wholesome
04:30wonderful time that you were all having can you tell me which of these are
04:34true during the filming of that video someone puked into the filter of the
04:37pool at the ski lodge true true one of the extras in that video kept farting in the
04:45ski lift that's an early exclusive in it Martin welcome to the show it's Martin Frey
05:03Martin what is the look of love after 40 years that's a very philosophical
05:13question isn't it is this the look of love Martin
05:15what do you think
05:17there's the look of love
05:19how old were you there Martin because I've got a theory that you've always been 40
05:23that's true yeah yeah it's served me well now I'm 67 you see but uh ABC were cool
05:29and all the songs were so cool and you look so cool do you think all of the
05:33lyrics were cool do you have any lyric in mind
05:39yeah he has no he doesn't look he can't wait well have a look for yourself
05:45oh yeah
05:46complain my son crumbled
05:48bring yourself to another piece of apple cream
05:53yeah thank you
05:57very creative I've never eaten apple crumble since 1983.
06:07debbie gibson's here
06:14everybody I know who's got the surname gibson in this country gets called gibbo
06:18can I call you gibbo you you may give all who on the panel used to have
06:26posters of debbie gibson on their wall at a formative age I think it's no it is no
06:33no no no no building
06:38thank you no
06:40let's have a look at Debbie in the 80s let's see what was on knowles wall
06:46oh
06:48weird that you had like a normal bedroom with posters I thought you would be like a bat cave
06:52He's hanging upside down.
06:55When I say wall, I mean the lid of my coffin.
07:02Tell me why Foolish Beat was such a big song for you.
07:04So, that put me in the Guinness Book of World Records
07:08for being the youngest artist to write and produce a number one.
07:11Goodness me!
07:13CHEERING
07:18Get this.
07:19Debbie is still the youngest female artist.
07:22She still holds that record now.
07:24Wow.
07:25And she was 17 years of age.
07:26Do you want to know what I was doing at 17, Debbie?
07:28I don't know if I do.
07:30I was having sex with this bear.
07:32That's when I was there.
07:40And I'm not going to read the next question
07:42on autocue.
07:43Oh, I know.
07:44I will read it, actually,
07:45because someone took the time to script this.
07:47Have you ever had sex with a bear, Gibbo?
07:48Like, seriously?
07:50OK.
07:51Ooh!
07:52Debbie Gibson, welcome.
07:54Welcome.
07:59Judy Love.
08:01When I think of the 80s, I think...
08:03What's love got to do?
08:05It's got to do.
08:06Yes, sir.
08:08Tell me about you and the 80s.
08:10It's really hard for me, because I feel like I'm one of the younger ones on the panel.
08:13You are?
08:14Because I know you were only born in 1980.
08:16Yeah, I was still on breast milk.
08:17It was simple.
08:18Do you know what I mean?
08:19There were simple times.
08:20It was simple times.
08:21You know what we used to do?
08:22We used to climb up really big fir trees.
08:24Right.
08:25And sniff poppers.
08:26Good times.
08:27Judy, you're always welcome.
08:30Good.
08:31OK.
08:35Let's crack on with the show.
08:36The first question is for Noel's team.
08:38Take a look at this.
08:39I was looking for a job, and then I found a job.
08:43And heaven knows, I'm miserable now.
08:47They got the beat, they got the beat.
08:51Yeah, they got the beat.
08:53Go, go, always believe in your soul.
09:01You got the power to know you're in this show.
09:05Come on.
09:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:08That was sexually frustrated topless granddad, Morrissey and the Smiths,
09:17Belinda Carlyle and three other women, the Go-Go's,
09:20and new romantic foot boys, Bando Ballet.
09:24Sorry, Shirley.
09:27Noel's team.
09:28Can you tell me which of these 80s legends
09:30had an unprofessional run-in with their tour manager?
09:33What's it?
09:34A. After watching a documentary about Guns N' Roses,
09:36the Smiths thought they should act more rock and roll.
09:39They initially planned to strip their tour manager naked
09:41and throw him into a skip, but they didn't have the heart,
09:43so they ended up just putting grapes in his socks.
09:45LAUGHTER
09:47Or was it B.
09:48The Go-Go's were recording an album in Reading
09:51when they got bored and decided to go out into the woods
09:53and take pictures of each other naked.
09:55Belinda Carlyle said,
09:57I suggested we take pictures of our most intimate part,
10:00and then we slipped them under the tour manager's door and said,
10:04Yes, oh!
10:07Or was it C.
10:08While touring Hamburg,
10:09Spando Ballet got their tour manager paralytically drunk,
10:12dressed him in a sexy leg cliché,
10:14placed him in a prostitute's window with a sign saying,
10:17Willkommen, be de superclam!
10:19Which roughly translates as,
10:21Welcome to the Superbitch.
10:24There you go.
10:25Noel's team. One of those is true.
10:26The B.
10:27The Go-Go's were recording an album,
10:29and then they took pictures of their intimate parts.
10:32And then what were they taking?
10:33Pictures?
10:34Polaroids?
10:35Like, what were they doing?
10:36Yeah, that's what I mean.
10:37They had to go to the chemist, right?
10:38Right.
10:39And had to be like...
10:40The 80s.
10:41Right.
10:42The dark room, right?
10:45And then their pictures came out with stickers over their private parts
10:48to peel them off and then slip them off.
10:50That would take too long.
10:52And to be honest,
10:53if you were taking pictures of your private parts,
10:54it was quite good to have them developed in a chemist.
10:56Yes.
10:57Because if there was a problem...
11:02A one-stop.
11:07Aren't you friends with Belinda Carlisle?
11:09Yeah, I mean, I know her a bit.
11:10Like, I think that, you know,
11:11they were rebellious at the time.
11:12Would you be able to recognise the pictures?
11:13They were rebellious at the time.
11:17Hey, why don't we talk about the Smiths for a while?
11:19Here's some actual quotes from Morrissey.
11:22It'd be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
11:26Oh, he didn't say that.
11:27No.
11:28No, he didn't say that.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30He did say that.
11:31He said all of these.
11:32He probably did.
11:33Wow.
11:34This is fascinating.
11:35So many footballers are paid £200,000 a week
11:37and yet they couldn't identify a heart.
11:41But the absolute prince of Morrissey quotes is this.
11:44No.
11:45Jamie Oliver should be gassed by Princess Anne.
11:49Wow.
11:50I don't think they've got even rudimentary gassing facilities
11:53at Buckingham Palace.
11:54Oh.
11:55Should we get on to Spandau Ballet?
11:57You know Shirley's married to one of Spandau Ballet.
11:59They didn't know.
12:00I just found that known.
12:02Jamali didn't know.
12:03Nick Beggs from Kachagugu.
12:04When he saw your husband scooping half of his breakfast
12:08onto one small side plate and then covering it with a newspaper,
12:12he lent over to Martin and asked him what he was up to.
12:15He said, well, Nick, I really enjoy my food
12:17and it always seems to go so quickly.
12:19I always think to myself, that was great.
12:21I could eat that a lot again.
12:22And then when I look under this newspaper, I find the rest.
12:26And I think, wow, great.
12:29I've still got all this to eat.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:37I mean, I question whether Shirley's his wife or his carer
12:40after that quote.
12:41You had some interesting pictures taken back in the 80s,
12:45didn't you?
12:46Oh!
12:47You know what?
12:48That was in Covent Garden.
12:49Is that the brother from EastEnders?
12:50Yeah!
12:53Yeah, man!
12:54There we go!
12:56Ta-da!
12:57He was on the show!
12:59Oh, Bob, your husband's sick, man.
13:00That's my boy, man.
13:01Yeah, he's lovely!
13:02Tell him I said what's up.
13:05Let's briefly talk about Belinda Carlisle and the Go-Go's.
13:07Here they are in the 80s.
13:09They look like a variety pack of cereal.
13:12They look lovely!
13:14Belinda Carlisle, she had a 30-year-long cocaine addiction
13:17and she says she can't believe she's not dead.
13:20One morning, she woke up after a binge and forgot
13:22she'd bought what, do you think?
13:24I'll just tell you, a racehorse.
13:26Something like that.
13:28Greg, I did so many drugs once at a party
13:31that the next day someone knocked on the door
13:33and I'd bought two stone baboons.
13:36For six grand.
13:40I was like, what the fuck am I going to do with that?
13:46How much? Six grand!
13:49Six grand.
13:50What have you done with them?
13:51They look quite good.
13:52They're in my house.
13:56I have no recollection of buying them.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59All right, Noel's team, what do you think?
14:00Is it the Smith's grape, the Go-Go's nude pics
14:03or spanto ballet super bitch?
14:05It's either B with a Polaroid camera or A.
14:08I love the idea of Morrissey putting grapes in people's socks,
14:10but he's more vicious than that,
14:12so I feel like I want the Go...
14:14Now I hear about the Go-Go's and their rock and roll,
14:16I feel like it's something they would have done.
14:18B, the Go-Go's taking pictures of their special areas.
14:21You are right!
14:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:26Yes, the Go-Go's took pictures of their fannies
14:29and slipped them under their tour manager's door
14:32to see if he could guess who was who.
14:34Belinda Carlyle said he was completely mortified.
14:37We had a way of freaking out tour managers.
14:39Many of them quit, but he stayed with us for years.
14:41I bet he did, Belinda.
14:43Well done, Noel's team, a point to you!
14:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:47All right, the next question is for Patsy and Shirley's team.
14:53Take a look at this.
14:54Looks like they'll try again
14:58One voice never losing
15:02Like a burden
15:04Hey!
15:06Just for the very first time
15:10Like a burden
15:14But I still haven't found
15:18What I don't know
15:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:24Good music!
15:26It was good music!
15:28That was a man you just know has got suntan testicles,
15:31Simon Le Bon,
15:32retired Romanian power lifter, Madonna.
15:35Oh!
15:36And the band that sounds like an owl telling you off
15:40You two!
15:42Can you tell me which of these 80s legends
15:45had an unusual ritual before appearances?
15:48Oh!
15:49Was it?
15:50A. Simon Le Bon revealed that before he has his photo taken
15:53he has a strange belief.
15:55He said
15:56If I think about naked ladies
15:57then my pupils dilate
15:59which always looks better in shots
16:01I know what you mean, Simon
16:03Whoa!
16:04Whoa!
16:05Whoa!
16:06Or was it B. Madonna would sneak food-based puns into her songs
16:13including Crazy for Soup and Hollandaise?
16:17Her management discovered that during a gig at the Hollywood Bowl in 1989
16:20when she changed the lyrics to Like a Prayer
16:23from Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
16:26to Life is a Kedgerie, everyone likes jam and scone
16:31Or was it C.
16:32Before photo shoots you two would each down a pint of hot orange juice
16:36to speed up the process
16:38The Edge said
16:39It's amazing how much quicker you can get through a photo shoot
16:42when everyone's about to shit themselves
16:44Oh my goodness
16:45So
16:46A, B or C
16:49That's tricky, isn't it?
16:51I'm going to go for A
16:53A
16:54No, no, no
16:55How does it work?
16:56I'm sorry ladies, that's not how this works
16:58We don't just pick A and move on
17:00Why?
17:01There was no banter in the 80s
17:04I want to get the job done
17:06The show will be over in two minutes
17:08You've got to
17:09You've got to discuss it with your team
17:10Okay
17:11One of those is true
17:12Debbie, can I ask you a question?
17:14Yeah
17:15Do you know what Kedgerie is?
17:16I don't
17:17There you go
17:18Madonna wouldn't have known
17:19Good detective work
17:21Americans wouldn't have eaten scones
17:24No
17:25Oh my god
17:26I mean
17:27We've never had people actually play the game before
17:31Greg, do you know what was really sweet
17:33when that, when you were showing the clips
17:34Jamali, because he wasn't born in the 80s
17:36This is like the sort of Tudor times
17:40He was just going to me
17:41Is that Madonna?
17:43When you two come and he went
17:45Is that Bono?
17:46Like he was going
17:47Is that Henry VIII?
17:48Is that Anne Boleyn?
17:49Damn, I thought I was edging to be
17:53I thought he was near my age
17:55No, no
17:56No
17:57Alright, you don't have to say
17:58Oh no
18:02Judy, I love it, I'm sorry
18:03Wow
18:04Which one are you drawn to Judy?
18:06I love the idea of drinking the hot orange juice
18:09But what was the purpose of that?
18:11To shit up the whole place?
18:13Here's a fact about Le Bon
18:16After Duran Duran's performance at Live Aid
18:18Simon Le Bon went to a party at Mick Jagger's house
18:21Where Keith Richards walked in
18:23Wearing the same scarf as him
18:25Delighted to have something in common with his idol
18:27Le Bon shouted
18:28Keith!
18:29Keith look!
18:30We're wearing the same scarf!
18:31To which Keith said
18:32That's good enough reason to leave
18:34And walked out
18:39Well
18:40I'll tell you an interesting fact about Madonna
18:42Yeah
18:43When she was married to Guy Ritchie
18:44She banned him from something
18:46Wanna have a guess?
18:47There was
18:48Oh
18:49I have no idea
18:50She banned him from eating chipolatas
18:54Topical the island breeze
18:56All of nature wild and free
18:58I am going to make your tea
19:00But no chipolatas
19:02All righty guys
19:07So could it be U2?
19:12U2 almost split up in the 80s
19:13Because Bono and the Edge believed that God had told them
19:16That the Edge had to leave the band
19:18I've just realised something
19:19Yeah
19:20Is that how long U2's been going for?
19:22Yeah
19:23From the 80s?
19:24Yeah
19:25You're learning something Judy
19:26Damn
19:27It's like going to a museum
19:28I think I'm going to lock this in now
19:32What do you think?
19:33A
19:34The first thing we said at the start
19:35A
19:36A
19:37Yeah all right, you're right
19:38A
19:39Well done guys
19:42Well done guys
19:43Well done guys
19:44Well done
19:45Well done
19:46It is A
19:47I don't know how we're going to go to a break in this 80s special
20:08What?
20:10Lionel Rich has fallen into a boat
20:13Yep
20:14I'll take it
20:15See you in a bit
20:16Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks, we're in the 80s
20:33Congratulations Charles and Diana
20:35I just know you're going to have a great life together
20:37No you didn't
20:41Next up it's the intros round
20:43Tonight we have an 80s twist
20:45If you think you need extra help tonight
20:47You can play a joker
20:49That means you can have another 80s legend come on
20:52And help you with the intros round
20:54They're waiting in the wings for you
20:55But if you do play your joker
20:57You lose a point from your overall scores
20:59Jamali and Debbie
21:01On your feet please
21:02You're going to be performing the intros of songs to Noel
21:05Before we do I must ask the team captain
21:07Do you want to play your joker?
21:09Err
21:10Yeah sure, why not?
21:11We're going to take a point off
21:13Let's hope the joker adds
21:14It's another 80s legend
21:15Please reveal yourself
21:17It's a mystery
21:18Ladies and gentlemen
21:19Toya Welters
21:21Yay!
21:26Hello!
21:27Hello!
21:28How are you?
21:29Hi!
21:30Welcome
21:31Welcome Toya
21:32Thank you
21:33Welcome
21:34Have you been practicing?
21:35I've been practicing for hours
21:37Here we go
21:39Hang on a sec, Greg
21:41Let me just take a sip of my hot orange juice
21:48Take it away
21:49You're welcome
21:50You're welcome
21:51Doon-doon-chicka...
22:04Did a thing like...
22:10That thing?
22:11OK, I'm going to have to push it...
22:13Is it? Shoot that poison arrow.
22:15It is not... I can pass it over... Shirley.
22:17Billie Jean?
22:18No. Incorrect.
22:20You're both wrong, I'm afraid.
22:22I thought it was wrong.
22:23It was Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
22:25Here's how it should have served you.
22:26Oh, God!
22:31Do we get a point?
22:32Dun, dun.
22:33This way.
22:35Dun, dun, dun.
22:36Dun, dun, dun.
22:37Get in.
22:38You can never remember that.
22:39Oh!
22:42It was the baseline.
22:44I absolutely love Toya.
22:45Jamali's my boy.
22:46You were my first crush, but that was bullshit.
22:48I don't think...
22:50I think the main thing is that Rick Astley's
22:55light 80s pop classic didn't have this baseline in it.
23:00Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
23:02Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
23:03Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
23:04Jamali, you're a fan of that song, aren't you?
23:07Am I?
23:09That's what they told me.
23:10Have you ever heard it?
23:11You've never heard it?
23:12Someone told me in an interview, you said you love that song,
23:15but you like to keep it quiet.
23:16I never said that.
23:17Okay.
23:18Fuck that song.
23:20Okay.
23:21I hate that song.
23:23Okay.
23:24Next song.
23:25The whole team, off you go.
23:26Boom-ts, boom-ts, boom-ts.
23:30Boom-ts, boom-ts.
23:31Boom-bom-boom.
23:33Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:35She's good, she's good, she's good.
23:37Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:39Boom-ts.
23:40Da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:42Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:44Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:47Oh, it was me again.
23:47Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
23:49That's so good, Noel, come on.
23:51Come on, Matt.
23:53Did he get it?
23:56Did he get it?
23:58What is it?
23:59He hasn't got it.
24:00Have you got it?
24:01Say any song, Noel.
24:02I'm going to pass it over.
24:03Say the chorus.
24:04Has he got it?
24:05No, he hasn't.
24:06We're ready to take over.
24:07Steal, motherboard, steal.
24:09We're ready to pounce.
24:10What is the title of that song, this team?
24:12Is it Need You Tonight?
24:13It is Need You Tonight!
24:17It was Need You Tonight by In Excess.
24:20Here's how it should have sang.
24:22That was very good.
24:24That was dead on.
24:25The beat.
24:26Oh, my God.
24:27You look so good.
24:29He's going to pass it.
24:30Hey.
24:31Ooh.
24:40Hello, Michael.
24:41What's going on?
24:42I'm lonely.
24:43All right.
24:44What do you think?
24:45Can't think it all.
24:46Okay.
24:47I'm lonely.
24:48He's lonely.
24:52Bad luck.
24:53You guessed none correct.
24:55Oh, no.
24:56Ladies and gentlemen, Toya Wilkins.
24:57Nice.
24:58Wow.
25:00Here we are.
25:01Here we are.
25:02Here we are.
25:03Here we are.
25:04Here we are.
25:05Here we are.
25:06Here we are.
25:07Here we are.
25:08Here we are.
25:09Here we are.
25:10Here we are.
25:11It's over to Patsy and Shirley's team.
25:13But before we do that, I would just like to show you a newspaper headline, Jamali.
25:18Have a look.
25:21Oh, dang.
25:25Fair enough.
25:28That is very good.
25:29The comedian on his secret love for Rick Astley.
25:34All right.
25:35Pepsi and Shirley and Martin, it's your turn to perform to Judy.
25:38On your feet, please.
25:39Huh?
25:40Yay.
25:41And remember, Judy, if you need help, we've got an 80s legend waiting in the wings.
25:45Can I change the rules?
25:47Yeah, let's change the rules.
25:48Can I have?
25:49You certainly can't change the rules, Judy love.
25:51Can I have the guest and the guest sits and helps me?
25:55No.
25:56No, because, Judy, the guest has been told what the songs are.
26:00He's in our band.
26:07Pepsi and Shirley are the captains, and I want to ask you, would you like to play your joker?
26:11Yes, please.
26:12Oh, thank God, because the walk-on music alone is going to make me lose my mind.
26:17Pepsi and Shirley, you've asked for help from one of the 80s legends.
26:21Please reveal yourself.
26:23You've got a beauty, baby.
26:25Oh, baby.
26:26You've got a beauty, baby.
26:28It's French fries.
26:30You've got a beauty, baby.
26:32Oh, baby.
26:34It's Red.
26:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:37What do you guys do?
26:38Rocheford, have you been practicing?
26:39No.
26:40We're relying on him.
26:41No, I'm a natural.
26:42Because I'm a natural.
26:43You're just natural.
26:44We want to have another listen.
26:46Do you know what, Shirley?
26:47Yeah?
26:48You can do that, because I'm frightened of you.
26:50Good! Good!
26:52Show who's got that boss.
26:54OK, listen, I'm not...
26:56Listen, guys, I'm not going to get this.
27:00You're not going to get any of them?
27:02Oh, I see what's going on here.
27:04Oh!
27:06Very clever!
27:15We're ready. You ready? Commence.
27:17OK, song one, take it away.
27:19One, two, three.
27:21One, two, three, four...
27:39Judy Love, if you don't get that, it's an outrage.
27:43Can we give her a clue?
27:44No, you may not.
27:45No, they can't.
27:46Why can't they give me a clue?
27:47No, they can't, because I will dive on them like a puma.
27:53Is it a male singer?
27:56No. No, you're not allowed. Clues!
27:58What I'm saying is it's a male singer with a group.
28:01There's a group and sometimes it's girls in the group.
28:06There's no males in the group, it's just girls.
28:08It's girls, two, one, two, three, three girls.
28:11Judy, what was the title of the song, Judy Love?
28:14Da-da-da-da-da-ddun.
28:18You're showing up, got it.
28:21I'm passing it over.
28:22Shout out, baby, you've got it.
28:24Like my fire.
28:25inequities, desire, desire, desire.
28:31reaming where you're eyes.
28:36Debbie Gibson said Venus, it was Venus.
28:40It was Bananarama with Venus.
28:46Oh, my God, I had Bananarama on my lips.
28:57You look so good. I'm sorry.
29:00And I had Bananarama, you know, mate.
29:03Bananarama had another hit with Cruel Summer,
29:05where they complained about the city being crowded
29:07and their friends being away.
29:09And they're on their own.
29:10You think, that's a cruel summer.
29:11You should have been in Shropshire in 1986
29:13when I forgot to feed my guinea pigs.
29:14And one ate the other. Naughty Pepsi.
29:16Surely didn't deserve that.
29:18LAUGHTER
29:27Next one, please. OK.
29:28We need to listen. We need to hear it.
29:30We need to...
29:31..do our bed for you. Reminder.
29:33This was an international huge hit.
29:37If you don't get this one... Oh, my God.
29:38..I think it's going to finish you.
29:42We need to do. Oh, come on, Judy.
29:43The whole crew is over. Channel it.
29:45I know. Channel it, Judy.
29:47How many wow? Take it away. Let's go.
29:49Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
30:00Wow, wow, wow.
30:02ảnh
30:04SCREAMING
30:24I don't I don't want to give you clues but I don't remember in the song the big
30:28Hey!
30:29Ooh!
30:30I don't recognize!
30:31I don't know.
30:32It's the remix.
30:33I feel like...
30:34That's just for encouragement.
30:35I can't help myself.
30:36This is bringing back some nostalgia.
30:37This is bringing something back.
30:38Is it?
30:39I feel like it's a theme song to something.
30:41Ooh!
30:42It might be.
30:43Let's hear it again.
30:44She's tuning.
30:45One more time.
30:46One more time.
30:47He goes...
30:48Wow!
30:49Wow!
30:50Wow!
30:51Wow!
30:52Wow!
30:53Wow!
30:54It's good.
31:01It's good.
31:02Good.
31:03Bum bum bum bum geometry
31:08ching bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
31:11Judy, this is your moment
31:13I haven't got nothing left. There's nothing left in the tank.
31:17Say any song.
31:19Fuck it. Ghostbusters or some shit.
31:22You're right!
31:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:29Thank you, have good luck.
31:31It was Ghostbusters by Ray Parker, Jr.
31:44Here's how it should have sounded.
31:53Oh, my day.
31:55MUSIC
32:00That was...
32:02Hang on. That was...
32:04No, it's our moment.
32:06Take it.
32:08I'll get...
32:10Take it.
32:12I got this one. She's gonna take this.
32:15MUSIC
32:23Can you get a car?
32:26Yeah.
32:28Wonderful.
32:29That's how you do it.
32:31Love it.
32:32Really good.
32:33You proud yourself.
32:34Do you feel good?
32:35Yeah.
32:36OK, well, just before you get too excited,
32:39we've got a video to show you.
32:41Oh, God.
32:42Play the video in, please.
32:44Just tell me, it's not a little cheat.
32:46OK, yeah.
32:48What is going on?
32:49I feel slightly faint.
32:50Can you just be quiet?
32:51I just want to hear it really crystal clear.
32:52I don't know what's going on.
32:53Just tell me.
32:54Just tell me.
32:55It's not a little cheat.
32:56OK.
32:57Yeah.
32:58My God.
32:59It's one of the biggest candles.
33:00I don't know.
33:01I don't know.
33:02I don't know.
33:03My God.
33:04It's one of the biggest candles.
33:05I've never seen anything like this.
33:06I'm just going to finish all of you.
33:07So, Greg, you let me all do that, all that performance.
33:10Are you getting...
33:11Oh.
33:12I've got a clap and an extra light.
33:14A standing ovation, right?
33:16Yes.
33:17Yes.
33:18Yes.
33:19Yes.
33:20Yes.
33:21Yes.
33:22Yes.
33:23Yes.
33:24Yes.
33:25Yes.
33:26Yes.
33:27Yes.
33:28Yes.
33:29Yes.
33:30Yes.
33:31Yes.
33:32Yes.
33:33Yes.
33:34Yes.
33:35Yes.
33:36Yes.
33:37Yes.
33:38Yes.
33:39Yes.
33:40Yes.
33:41Yes.
33:42Yes.
33:43Yes.
33:44Yes.
33:45Yes.
33:46And you want to steal that?
33:47You've just got a standing ovation from an audience...
33:50Yes.
33:51Yes.
33:52...for blatantly cheating.
33:53This is like Trump's America.
33:56This is what I'm saying.
33:57So, it's like work.
33:58And I'm doing it for the people.
34:01Yes.
34:02Yes.
34:03Yes.
34:04You're a dangerous woman, you know that.
34:08You're a dangerous woman. I've been told on many Friday nights.
34:11That was Ray Parker Jr. with Ghostbusters,
34:15which includes the line,
34:16if there's something strange in your neighbourhood,
34:18who are you going to call? Judy Love!
34:19I'm going to...
34:21It's going to be Judy Love. Of course.
34:23Of course. That's fine.
34:27Please give her a huge round of applause for Roachfest!
34:32I'm being told if you want to keep Roachfest for the rest of the show,
34:38you can.
34:40Why not? Why not?
34:42We'll get a chair.
34:44Shall we bring Toya back as well? Let's have Toya back!
34:46Why not?
34:53At the end of that round, Pepsi and Shirley's team have one point,
34:56but Noel's team have two points.
34:58because we gave them the points that you cheated on.
35:04Don't start that shit. You was behind me.
35:10I don't know how we're going to go to another break.
35:12This is an 80s special.
35:14PHONE RINGS
35:15Oh.
35:16Yes?
35:17Right. OK.
35:18You've got a picture of Debbie Gibson with two phones?
35:20Yep.
35:21I'll take it.
35:22We'll see you in a minute.
35:24APPLAUSE
35:25Welcome back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
35:38We're in the 80s, so congratulations to Prince Andrew
35:41for your brave service in the Falklands.
35:43I just know you're always going to be a national hero!
35:51Our next round is called ID Parades,
35:53where our panel must identify an 80s pop star.
35:56Noel's team, you're up first.
35:58For the audience at home, take a look at this.
36:00Going on up to the spirit in the sky
36:04That's where I'm going to go when I die
36:08When I die and they lay me to rest
36:12I'm going to go to the place that's the day
36:15APPLAUSE
36:21That was Spirit in the Sky by Doctor and the Medics,
36:24but Noel's team, what I want to know is which of our line-up
36:27is the lead singer Clive Jackson, a.k.a. the Doctor from the band.
36:32Is it?
36:33Number one, Spirit in the Sky.
36:35Number two,
36:36I am Gandalf and you shall not come by!
36:40Number three,
36:41When I bend over you'll see my third eye.
36:45Number four,
36:46In Civil War re-enactments I always die.
36:50Number five,
36:51Why am I here? I'm a shepherd, come by!
36:53APPLAUSE
36:57Who is Clive Jackson from Doctor and the Medics?
37:04We've got the Charles Manson Quartet.
37:09Number four looks like me if I get stranded on a desert island for ten years.
37:17Number three is Jesus if we turn water into piss.
37:20LAUGHTER
37:21LAUGHTER
37:22LAUGHTER
37:23LAUGHTER
37:24LAUGHTER
37:25LAUGHTER
37:26LAUGHTER
37:27LAUGHTER
37:28LAUGHTER
37:29LAUGHTER
37:30LAUGHTER
37:31LAUGHTER
37:32LAUGHTER
37:33Toya, are you drawn to anyone in particular?
37:36I am.
37:37Who?
37:38The one I know, personally.
37:40LAUGHTER
37:41APPLAUSE
37:42Now...
37:43I've just come back from Dubai with him.
37:53Oh, that's...
37:54LAUGHTER
37:55That's not fair.
37:56That's not fair.
37:57That's not fair.
37:58So, I'm keeping shtum.
38:01Number one looks like when you and your brother try and get in the cinema for free when you're 13.
38:05LAUGHTER
38:07LAUGHTER
38:08You think it's two people on top of each other?
38:10Your dad's trench coat.
38:12LAUGHTER
38:13LAUGHTER
38:14Oh, my God.
38:15I...
38:16I imagine you want some incredible clues.
38:18Yeah.
38:19Please, help, anything.
38:20Clive used to own his own snail farm.
38:22LAUGHTER
38:24Snail farm...
38:25That could be...
38:26That could literally be any one of them.
38:27That does not know how it does.
38:28That does not know how it does.
38:29This is literally a herd of snail farmers, isn't it?
38:31Yeah.
38:32People thought that Clive painted his face white in the Spirit in the Sky video.
38:37But, in fact, he's just pale.
38:39LAUGHTER
38:41I was originally drawn to five, right?
38:44He's just got a little bit of a rock and roll attitude, the way he's standing.
38:47Yeah.
38:48He just kind of doesn't care.
38:49I love number three in them glasses.
38:50That's so fucking mental, they put you in them glasses.
38:53The star glasses.
38:54That's so mad.
38:56Number three looks like Eric Cantanoff.
38:59His wife went out and he dressed up in all her clothes.
39:01LAUGHTER
39:08Number two looks like the other member of ZZ Top, ZZ Rock Bottom.
39:11LAUGHTER
39:13Oh, my God!
39:14LAUGHTER
39:15I'm having a laugh.
39:17LAUGHTER
39:18All right, I'm going to have to push you for an answer.
39:20Well...
39:21I'm just getting strong vibes off number one.
39:24Yeah.
39:25Number one's cool.
39:26They're all pretty cool.
39:27I mean...
39:28Oh, great.
39:29If I look like that when I'm...
39:30In five years...
39:31In three months' time...
39:32You'll be happy.
39:33In a week's time...
39:34In an hour.
39:35If I look like that in an hour, I'll be fucking dreaming.
39:38Let's find out if you're right with the real Clive.
39:41Please, step forward!
39:43Yay!
39:44Yay!
39:45Yay!
39:46Yay!
39:47Yay!
39:48Yay!
39:49What a team!
39:51It's a union!
39:53Right.
39:54Yes, yes.
39:55Thank you for joining us.
39:56What are you up to these days?
39:58Well, I'm glad to say that Doctor and the Medics are still very much alive and kicking.
40:02However, we have been working on that tricky fifth album for 20 years.
40:07And I'm kidding you not.
40:08But kids, I'm pleased to announce that The Ultimate Mystic will be released sometime this decade.
40:15They're back!
40:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:18Ladies and gentlemen, it's here for our guests and for Clyde!
40:23The Doctor!
40:30Pepsi and Shirley's team, here's your line-up.
40:33For the audience at home, take a look at this.
40:35MUSIC PLAYS
40:50Eat Cannibals?
40:53That was I Eat Cannibals by Toto Coelho.
40:58But can you tell me which of our line-up is singer Anita from the band?
41:02Is it, number one, I eat cannibals.
41:05Number two, I eat anything, I'm mad, mate.
41:07Number three, I eat rotisserie chicken while it's still spinning, I'm also mad.
41:11Number four, I eat people's souls, behold, I'm the necromancer made flesh.
41:16Or number five, I eat at my local Italian three nights a week, run by Giuseppe and his wife Maria.
41:21It's delicious and very reasonably priced.
41:24Bellissimo!
41:25This is just like a mum I used to make!
41:28APPLAUSE
41:33Pepsi and Shirley's team, you are looking for Anita, the lead singer of Toto Coelho.
41:37Number five looks very spiritual.
41:40She looks like a wild woman, doesn't she?
41:42She does.
41:43Just spiritual, just very like, I eat cannibals.
41:46Does she look like she sings?
41:48Yeah.
41:49Yeah.
41:50Number four.
41:51Number four looks like, how the hell did I get here?
41:53Really?
41:54And the others?
41:55Number three looks like she could have been in a band at one time.
41:59Yeah.
42:00Martin?
42:01I think number one is a little bit young for the job.
42:03Yeah, it's like having me standing up there, do you know what I mean?
42:06I'm warming to number three.
42:10Do you like some clues?
42:11Yeah.
42:12Yeah.
42:13We've got a poorly paid researcher on the team who finds these clues out.
42:17Anita is very scared of spiders.
42:19There you go.
42:20LAUGHTER
42:21Does the researcher understand what the word clue means?
42:24Yeah.
42:25Got more, do you want more?
42:26Yes, please.
42:27Anita once shared a lift with David Bowie.
42:29That's more interesting.
42:30Wow.
42:31Have you noticed something?
42:32We've completely skipped number two.
42:34Yes.
42:35What's that energy?
42:36Not been mentioned.
42:37Not been mentioned.
42:38My gut feeling is it could be number two.
42:40Can I ask a question, Greg?
42:42Can you play the music and can we see them dance to it?
42:45Well, it's highly irregular.
42:47Let's do this.
42:48I'm going to play the music in and they can do what they want.
42:50Yeah.
42:51And then I'm coming to you for an answer.
42:52So can we have the music?
42:53I need cannibals.
42:54I need cannibals.
42:55I need cannibals.
42:56I need cannibals.
42:57I need cannibals.
42:58I need cannibals.
42:59I need cannibals.
43:00Your love is a little.
43:01To me.
43:02I need cannibals.
43:03But can I say, number three is staring like she's fighting the urge.
43:12You know?
43:13Yeah.
43:14To dance or she drank warm orange juice.
43:17My gut instinct is one or two.
43:25Five.
43:26It's not five.
43:27It's five.
43:28Okay then.
43:29So how are we going to decide it?
43:30It's five.
43:31How do Pepsi and Shirley decide things back in the day?
43:33We go like this.
43:35Five.
43:36Five.
43:37Okay.
43:38Wow, what a system.
43:40Would the real Anita please step forward?
43:45Pepsi and Shirley, you were right.
44:00Ladies and gentlemen, can we hear it for all of our line-up and especially for Anita?
44:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:09And at the end of that round, Pepsi and Shirley's team have two points and Noel's team have three points.
44:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:21Right.
44:22It's time for next line.
44:23Here we go.
44:24Your time.
44:25Pepsi and Shirley's team starts now.
44:27Ooh, baby.
44:28Do you know what that's worth?
44:29HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH!
44:31Correct.
44:32Belinda Carlisle, heaven is a place on earth.
44:34No money man can win my love.
44:36No money man.
44:37Naina Cherry, innit?
44:38Can win my love.
44:39The sweetness.
44:40The sweetness that I'm thinking.
44:41The sweetness that I'm thinking.
44:42Yes.
44:43Okay.
44:44Just a reminder, you're against the clock.
44:45Oh, yeah.
44:46And sweetness I'm thinking of.
44:47Correct.
44:48Naina Cherry.
44:49Can't complain.
44:50Mustn't grumble.
44:51Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble.
44:52Yes, ABC.
44:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:54That was the end, but this is now.
44:57A cuddly toy is my only joy.
44:59Waiting for me when I get home.
45:00Yes.
45:01Andrew Regford, deadly toy.
45:02Gold.
45:03Always believe in your soul.
45:04You've got the power to know.
45:05You've got the power to know.
45:06You're indestructible.
45:07Always believe in.
45:08Always believe in.
45:09Spando Ballet, gold.
45:10Woo!
45:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:12You've got that.
45:13OK, well done, Pepsi and Shirley's team.
45:14You've got five right.
45:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:16How many do we need?
45:18Here are yours.
45:19You need five to win.
45:20We're going to do it really slow, and you'll get upset.
45:21I couldn't give a fuck.
45:34Yeah, I know.
45:35Your time starts now.
45:36Sometimes you're better off dead.
45:37That's right, Greg.
45:38Remember that.
45:39What?
45:40You're better off dead.
45:42You've got a something, something pointing at your head.
45:44Wait, wait, sometimes.
45:45There's something, something pointing at your head.
45:47Wait, wait.
45:48There's a gun at your head.
45:49There's a gun at your head.
45:50Pointing at your head.
45:51Pet Shop Boys, West End Girls.
45:52There's a boy I know.
45:53He's the one I dream of.
45:54Looks into my eyes.
45:55Takes into the clouds above.
45:56Whitney Houston.
45:57Yes, Whitney Houston.
45:58How will I know?
45:59Stop shaking them!
46:00When I wake up, what I know I'm going to be.
46:02When I wake up, the man who wakes up next to you.
46:04Correct.
46:05Proclaimers.
46:06I'm going to be 500 miles.
46:07Oh, can't you see?
46:08I'm not fooling nobody.
46:09Don't you see?
46:10The tears are falling down my face.
46:11Correct, Debbie Gibson.
46:12Foolish beat.
46:13Woo!
46:14I'm never going to dance again.
46:15I can't.
46:16I've heard my name.
46:17Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
46:18Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
46:19George Michael, careless whisper.
46:20It's a mystery.
46:21It's a mystery.
46:22It's a mystery to me.
46:24A shot in the dark.
46:26No, I'm searching.
46:27The big question mark.
46:28It's a mystery.
46:29It's a mystery.
46:30I'm still searching for a clue.
46:31Toya Wilcox.
46:32It's a mystery.
46:33Oh, fuck.
46:34We're no...
46:35We're no strangers to love.
46:36That's right, Greg.
46:37Come on, Jamali.
46:38You know the rules and so do I.
46:39You know the rules.
46:40Correct, Rick Astley.
46:41Never going to give you up.
46:42That sound means it's the end of the round and it's the end of the show and I can tell
46:49you that Pepsi and Shirley's team have seven points.
46:52But with eight points, our winners of the 80 special tonight, it's Noel's team!
46:57My thanks to Debbie, Noel, Toya, Jamali, Judy, Pepsi, Shirley, Martin and Brooksman.
47:10Good night!
47:11Thank you, guys!
47:12Thank you, guys!
47:13Thank you, guys!
47:14Thank you, guys!
47:15Thank you, guys.
47:16We'll be right back!
47:18Bye!
47:19And go for it!
47:20Bye!
47:21Bye!
47:22Bye!
47:23Bye!
47:24Bye!
47:25Bye!
47:26Bye!
47:27Bye!
47:28Bye!
47:29Bye!
47:31Bye!
47:34Bye!
47:36Bye!
47:37Bye!
47:38Bye!
47:39Bye!
47:40Bye!
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