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00:00:00Have you ever gone to the beautician where they put lead light on your face?
00:00:02No, what's wrong?
00:00:03One's for wrinkles, one's for collage.
00:00:05What are you trying to be, 15?
00:00:07Well, you've got to look after your skin, mate.
00:00:09This year, there's going to be a new Anastasia.
00:00:12Why? What's wrong with the old one?
00:00:14Plenty.
00:00:16Every year in Australia...
00:00:18Wait, what?
00:00:19...TV reaches millions of us.
00:00:22Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:00:23That's a twist. I didn't see this coming.
00:00:26But have you ever wondered what other people were watching?
00:00:28Yes!
00:00:29Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
00:00:31Find out what people thought about what was on in 2025.
00:00:35We don't need that. Or do we need that?
00:00:37This is going to be so good.
00:00:39What a stupid concept. I'm so excited.
00:00:42This year, we watched plenty of great TV.
00:00:45Woo-hoo!
00:00:46We loved our dating shows.
00:00:48Let's go Mets, baby.
00:00:50We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:00:53Finally, a show on television that actually people find love.
00:00:55Feasted on delicious food programs...
00:00:58Oh, look at that.
00:00:59Oh, bring on the chilli.
00:01:01You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
00:01:02She could not do that.
00:01:03I could do that.
00:01:04And we're delighted by wildlife documentaries.
00:01:08Pissing. Pissing.
00:01:09Pissing.
00:01:11He's 99.
00:01:12Can we get him indoors? Why is he outside in the cold?
00:01:15This morning, it was raining and I saw Dad standing fully nude in the rain and Dad has applied shampoo on his head and he's washing his hair off in the rain.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, what time was that?
00:01:33In the morning.
00:01:34We have the backyard camera now.
00:01:35Yeah.
00:01:36Oh, you're gone.
00:01:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:38I actually want to see you.
00:01:42This year, things got pretty wild.
00:01:45Starting with the finale of Channel 10's...
00:01:48I'm a celebrity!
00:01:49Get me out of here!
00:01:50We are who!
00:01:51We're going to find out who wins!
00:01:53For me to win would mean the world.
00:01:55Sam Friday.
00:01:56Sam Friday.
00:01:57Used to play for the Broncos.
00:01:58This has been such a wild ride.
00:02:00You know Maddie J?
00:02:01Maddie was quite funny.
00:02:02Queen of the Jungle.
00:02:03Reggie!
00:02:04I love Reggie.
00:02:05How's the heart rate right now, first of all?
00:02:07Oh, they do ask a lot of silly questions.
00:02:09Oh, yeah.
00:02:10Does it feel super empty?
00:02:11How are you going to feel if you win?
00:02:12What are you going to do?
00:02:13I don't feel eating all those donkey penises and everything.
00:02:15What do you think, Robert?
00:02:16Try one.
00:02:17The winner of I'm a Celebrity.
00:02:19Get me out of here for 2025.
00:02:22Sam!
00:02:24Sam!
00:02:25Sam!
00:02:26Team Sam!
00:02:28Look at that fugly thing.
00:02:29Pop it on your head.
00:02:30I'm not sure it's worth it for that crowd, to be honest.
00:02:32Then in March on SBS, we tuned into another season of...
00:02:36Alone.
00:02:37This is where they take them out and they drop them off somewhere.
00:02:40Well, a ploy!
00:02:41And this season, the show returned to Tasmania.
00:02:44I bet you they're up at Mount Wellington.
00:02:45You reckon?
00:02:46No, they weren't at one of Hobart's main tourist attractions.
00:02:49Or down south, like where Salamanca is.
00:02:51No, they weren't at the markets.
00:02:53We're in the wild parts of Western Tasmania.
00:02:55Do you think we'd be able to survive in the wild?
00:02:57Definitely not me.
00:02:58No chance.
00:02:59Maybe Dad?
00:03:00What?
00:03:01I'm street smart.
00:03:02Where's the streets in the bush?
00:03:04Where a new batch of contestants made their way into the wilderness.
00:03:08All by myself.
00:03:12I wanna be...
00:03:13Can we watch the show?
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:15And we met some of Australia's best survivalists, starting with Muzza.
00:03:19Like I'm just an Aussie bush bloke.
00:03:21Muzza!
00:03:22I've been bitten by foxes and possums.
00:03:24Muzza!
00:03:25I got attacked by a koala bear.
00:03:27Muzza!
00:03:28I've actually been knocked out by a kangaroo.
00:03:30Muzza!
00:03:31I got bitten by a crocodile.
00:03:32This guy, honestly, is a shit bushman.
00:03:36We also met Yonky, who did this.
00:03:38Oh!
00:03:41She's tongue in the tree.
00:03:42It's disgusting.
00:03:43A man could have gone there and peed on it.
00:03:45Or a monkey.
00:03:46A monkey in Tasmania?
00:03:47No.
00:03:48You don't wanna be too close to the water just in case crocodiles come.
00:03:52A crocodile in Tasmania?
00:03:54No.
00:03:55Tassie devil?
00:03:56That's more like it.
00:03:57Tassie devils are extinct now.
00:03:58They're only in the zoos.
00:03:59And finally, there was Salid.
00:04:01I've been deaf since birth.
00:04:03She's deaf.
00:04:04Yeah.
00:04:05Who used a cochlear implant to teach us all a new trick.
00:04:08There's so much noise out there.
00:04:11Oh, I love the fact that she can just turn it off.
00:04:13I'd love to be able to just flick it off.
00:04:15Wouldn't we all?
00:04:16Obama!
00:04:19That was probably my highlight of the year.
00:04:22But back on Channel 10...
00:04:24Survivor!
00:04:25Yee!
00:04:26Sarah, Survivor's on!
00:04:28Hold on, I'm coming with my jalapenos!
00:04:31Shit!
00:04:32This year, the two tribes were split in two.
00:04:35Brains versus Brawn.
00:04:37We can't call them smart and dumb.
00:04:39What can we call them?
00:04:40What's Brawn mean?
00:04:41We know which of those two camps you're in with that question.
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44And it was a season of big challenges.
00:04:46What is that?
00:04:47All the blokes are like, we've got you!
00:04:48We've got you!
00:04:49God, I had to go to gynecologist today too.
00:04:51Mom!
00:04:52And big characters.
00:04:53He's actually wearing it.
00:04:54He's wearing it.
00:04:55He's actually wearing it.
00:04:56Literally.
00:04:57Aren't you meant to like hide the idol?
00:04:58Just put my hands in the tree and found it.
00:05:00I got an idol, habib!
00:05:03This is why lebs always get done and go to jail.
00:05:06Hello!
00:05:07Every time they do something, they just want to flaunt it.
00:05:10Then when the two tribes merged, there was one target in everyone's sights.
00:05:16Paulie.
00:05:17Paulie.
00:05:18Paulie.
00:05:19Paulie.
00:05:20Paulie.
00:05:21Paulie's how we say in the game, a bit.
00:05:23But the jungle rat Miles had an idol of his own.
00:05:26What the?
00:05:27And a plan.
00:05:28I want to make myself a new buddy.
00:05:30He's saving Paulie.
00:05:31So I'm going to play this for Paulie.
00:05:33Miles, you sneaky little bastard.
00:05:35He's played that absolutely perfect.
00:05:37He's robbing Petey to pay Paulie.
00:05:39And Miles' rat cunning took him all the way to the final two to plead his case to the jury.
00:05:45I survived by humbling myself and playing the poor little bottom boy.
00:05:48Bottom boy?
00:05:49He stole your title.
00:05:50Then it was time for the jury to vote for the sole survivor.
00:05:53Okay, hurry up.
00:05:54Stop talking.
00:05:55Just hurry up.
00:05:56We haven't got all day.
00:05:57I want to go to the toilet.
00:05:58Alright, sorry.
00:05:59I'm going to read the votes.
00:06:00Oh, read the votes, Jono.
00:06:01Oh my gosh.
00:06:02I'm nervous.
00:06:03I'm actually nervous.
00:06:04First vote.
00:06:05Miles.
00:06:06Miles only get the one vote.
00:06:08Miles.
00:06:09Oh shit, he might get two.
00:06:11Miles.
00:06:12Oh shit.
00:06:13No way, no way, no way.
00:06:14Winner of Australian Survivor, Brains vs Braun.
00:06:16He knows!
00:06:17He's done it!
00:06:18Miles has actually done it!
00:06:20Miles.
00:06:22Miles, baby!
00:06:26Ah, the bottom boy becomes the top.
00:06:30That was so good.
00:06:31So good.
00:06:32I'm going to go in the next one.
00:06:33How are you going to live 40 days without a beer?
00:06:35Well, maybe I won't go on it.
00:06:37Mmm.
00:06:48Oh my god!
00:06:49Ah!
00:06:50Ah!
00:06:51What's wrong with her?
00:06:52Oh my god, there's a mouse!
00:06:53A mouse?
00:06:54No.
00:06:55There's a small grey mouse.
00:06:56There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there!
00:06:59Don't, don't, don't!
00:07:00Don't, don't, don't!
00:07:01Don't put this diseased mouse...
00:07:05It's just a marshmallow!
00:07:06It's just a marshmallow!
00:07:07It's just a marshmallow!
00:07:09Oh my god!
00:07:10No, no, no!
00:07:11We got up close with all sorts of wildlife in 2025.
00:07:14Animal show!
00:07:15Yeah!
00:07:16Yeah!
00:07:17Yeah!
00:07:18Yeah!
00:07:19Yeah!
00:07:21On Disney Plus, we watched...
00:07:23Bugs Lie.
00:07:24Oh, the classic movie.
00:07:26A real Bugs Lie.
00:07:28Where we were confronted by...
00:07:30The heavily armed fiddler crab.
00:07:33Fiddler crab.
00:07:34If you fiddled yourself with that, you'd bloody chop it off.
00:07:36These guys have hard, protective exoskeletons.
00:07:39He's done a lot of fiddling.
00:07:41He's worked...
00:07:42He's worked it up that much.
00:07:43Obviously, he's right-handed.
00:07:45Then on 10, Amanda Keller narrated...
00:07:47Airborne!
00:07:48...where we watched this black-backed jackal pair.
00:07:51Similar to Dad, but he's a jackass.
00:07:53Jackass.
00:07:55As it went hunting for helmeted guinea fowl.
00:07:59That's getting the family bucket right there.
00:08:01Dad is the perfect distraction.
00:08:03They focus on Dad, while Mum...
00:08:05She's gonna go from behind.
00:08:07Greek style.
00:08:08With strong legs to accelerate quickly.
00:08:10Here she goes.
00:08:11She's on the chase.
00:08:12You think LeBron's got a leap.
00:08:14Watch this guy.
00:08:15She explodes into the air.
00:08:17Oh, baby!
00:08:19I told you!
00:08:21Oh, I really, really enjoyed that.
00:08:24Yeah, nice.
00:08:25Amanda did a good job, I think.
00:08:26Well, she's reading from a book.
00:08:27It's not like, you know...
00:08:28Is she?
00:08:29Yeah, well, she wouldn't know all that.
00:08:31You'd have to read it from somewhere.
00:08:32Then...
00:08:33Experience a world beyond imagination.
00:08:36On Apple TV, we thought we heard a familiar voice on...
00:08:40To the secret lives of animals.
00:08:43Is this David or not David this one?
00:08:45It wasn't.
00:08:46Hugh Bonneville.
00:08:47They've got budget, David.
00:08:49But we still met this frog that can make itself disappear.
00:08:52He shrinks many of his organs.
00:08:54He shrinks his organs?
00:08:56To a third of their original size.
00:08:59That is crazy.
00:09:01Oh, we all do that when we put ourselves into Spanx.
00:09:04Same, same.
00:09:05So he all but disappears.
00:09:07I didn't know that.
00:09:08I know that.
00:09:09The teacher told me that that kindergarten frog still visible.
00:09:14Really?
00:09:15Yep.
00:09:16One goggle boxer seemed to have all the answers.
00:09:18He's not even wet.
00:09:20His special water repellent scales act like his very own scuba tag.
00:09:26No, he's got air, so he's not actually even wet.
00:09:30I did it!
00:09:31But back on Disney Plus...
00:09:33All life began.
00:09:35Stop it.
00:09:36It's happening.
00:09:37In the deep blue sea.
00:09:39The man with the golden voice.
00:09:41The voice of nature.
00:09:43Yep, we got the real thing.
00:09:45It's David Attenborough.
00:09:47Yeah, baby.
00:09:48Ocean with David Attenborough.
00:09:51After living for nearly a hundred years on this planet,
00:09:55he's 99.
00:09:56Can we get him indoors?
00:09:57Why is he outside in the cold?
00:09:59I now understand as I approach the end of my life.
00:10:02Shit, have a break, mate.
00:10:03Enjoy life.
00:10:04No, let the man retire.
00:10:06He hasn't got enough super.
00:10:08The most important place on earth is not on land.
00:10:11Are we talking oceans here?
00:10:13This show's called Ocean.
00:10:14Oh, is it?
00:10:15Everything and everyone that relies on this community could be in trouble.
00:10:20I get so stressed when he starts talking to us like this,
00:10:22like I need to apologise.
00:10:23We must first open our eyes to what is happening below the waves.
00:10:28Here we go.
00:10:29Hold your breath.
00:10:30Oh, what have we done?
00:10:31Few of us imagine this.
00:10:33Whoa.
00:10:34It's a net.
00:10:38A modern industrial bottom trawler scours the ocean floor.
00:10:43Oh my gosh.
00:10:44It's the most wasteful way to fish.
00:10:47Over three quarters of a trawler's catch may be thrown away.
00:10:52That's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:10:53Who's responsible for this?
00:10:55Humans.
00:10:56Like, what is wrong with us?
00:10:58Ancient seagrass meadows powered into silt.
00:11:02That is awful.
00:11:03Humans really stuck this up, eh?
00:11:05I don't know, though.
00:11:06The ocean's been there since the start of time.
00:11:08I know, but man is wrecking it.
00:11:10No, it's going to be there until the end.
00:11:12Oh, alright.
00:11:13If you know more than David Attenborough.
00:11:15We have drained the life from our ocean.
00:11:18Jeez, he's fed up, isn't he?
00:11:20That's his fed up face.
00:11:21I would find it hard not to lose hope.
00:11:23David Attenborough has lost hope.
00:11:25Oh, Christ, if he's lost hope.
00:11:27Were it not for the most remarkable discovery?
00:11:30Oh, he's given us some life.
00:11:32The ocean can recover faster than we had ever thought possible.
00:11:36Thank goodness.
00:11:37This area was fished intensively with nets and traps.
00:11:42Please tell me it's a reserve now.
00:11:43The decision was made it would be a marine reserve.
00:11:47There we go.
00:11:49More of this, please.
00:11:53In just five years, the forests were once again flourishing.
00:11:57Five years!
00:11:58So we could bring life back to our oceans in just a few short years.
00:12:03A thriving, bustling neighbourhood.
00:12:05Well, I worry David doesn't have five years to see the ocean rebuild itself.
00:12:08And the larger a female spiny lobster can grow...
00:12:12The better it tastes.
00:12:13A bit of butter.
00:12:14Mwah!
00:12:15They're also delicious with garlic.
00:12:17Oh my God, am I the problem?
00:12:18Even if we save the sea, we save our world.
00:12:23Yeah, well said, David.
00:12:26We are now one documentary closer to the last Attenborough documentary.
00:12:30Who is gonna take over from David Attenborough?
00:12:33I'm sure that nothing is more important.
00:12:36What if I told you there was a solution?
00:12:38You?
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40Let's do it.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:42As you can see, there's some sick looking reef here.
00:12:44It's like mad colours, like neons, like when you're driving through the cross.
00:12:48Look at that octopus, that's pretty hectic.
00:12:50I had that at a Greek restaurant last week.
00:12:54You know what, you're not quite David Attenborough, but I'd watch you.
00:12:57You're David Attenborough.
00:12:58Yeah.
00:12:59So Kate, 30 years, can you believe we've been married?
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:1530 years.
00:13:16High five.
00:13:17Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:19Get in, Millie.
00:13:20Come on, Millie.
00:13:21Come on, Millie.
00:13:22Oh, I'm pluckering up.
00:13:23Coffee.
00:13:24I'm ready.
00:13:25Don't move, Millie.
00:13:26Yeah, there we go.
00:13:27Yep.
00:13:28In 2025, love was in the air.
00:13:30And I'll be the first one to say, ew.
00:13:35Ew.
00:13:36And dating shows were once again all over our screens.
00:13:39But on Disney Plus, we got a new spin on an old format.
00:13:46We watched the Indian one and the Jewish one.
00:13:49Yeah, this is the Muslim one.
00:13:50And it took us on a first date unlike anything we'd ever seen.
00:13:54Welcome to Houston.
00:13:56Never been to an appliance store before.
00:13:58Okay.
00:13:59Trust the Lembos to frickin' have a first date looking at white goods.
00:14:03This is the one I have at home.
00:14:04This is like porn in some parts of the Middle East.
00:14:07Habibi, I wanna buy a washer dryer.
00:14:09Oh, tell me more.
00:14:11I think he's good luck.
00:14:13Oh, she's giggly.
00:14:14I feel like these two are a good match.
00:14:16Maybe we can go to JB.
00:14:17High five for a next date.
00:14:19Fantastic furniture's just up the road.
00:14:21Fair.
00:14:22On Netflix, we met some senior citizens looking for an autumnal romance.
00:14:25The later daters.
00:14:27Oh, it's a dating show.
00:14:28For people who are over 55.
00:14:30I love that.
00:14:31And they're cheap dates because you've got senior citizen cards and you get discounts everywhere.
00:14:35Definitely the potbelly's a no-go.
00:14:37Teeth are important.
00:14:38I love big lips.
00:14:40Nice arms are important.
00:14:41I like a physically fit man.
00:14:43I also like someone who values hygiene.
00:14:46I can see your nipple.
00:14:47But then we met a niece who showed us that some people are evergreen.
00:14:51I'm a niece.
00:14:52I'm 62.
00:14:53What?
00:14:5462?
00:14:55She looks better than us.
00:14:56You know what they say?
00:14:57Black don't crack.
00:14:58Let's go have some fun.
00:14:59Whoever gets her is going to be one lucky man.
00:15:00Mayday.
00:15:01Would you?
00:15:02What?
00:15:03Would you?
00:15:04I don't know.
00:15:05I would.
00:15:06Still on Netflix, we watch the US version of an Australian heart warmer.
00:15:08It's the American version of Love on the Spectrum.
00:15:22The most wholesome show on television.
00:15:25My name's Adan.
00:15:26Hi Adan.
00:15:27Today, I am going to meet up with my lovely lady, Dani Bowman.
00:15:33Oh, we know this girl from last season.
00:15:35Yes.
00:15:36But what?
00:15:37She's in love.
00:15:38She's in love.
00:15:39Shut up.
00:15:40You know what he's doing, don't you?
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:42Three stages.
00:15:43I made it with love.
00:15:45Wow.
00:15:46Oh.
00:15:47Oh my goodness.
00:15:49It's the anniversary.
00:15:52The first time we laid eyes on each other.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:56It's a book of photos of their dates.
00:15:59We had 30 year anniversary and you didn't do this for me.
00:16:04Oh.
00:16:05Finally a show on television that actually people find love.
00:16:08And they're kind.
00:16:09Proper love.
00:16:10And they're nice.
00:16:11Yeah.
00:16:12But as always, there was one dating show that dominated our screens.
00:16:16Oh.
00:16:17Here we are.
00:16:18You know what it is.
00:16:19Oh.
00:16:20Mavs.
00:16:21Let's go Mavs baby.
00:16:23And whether you love it.
00:16:24I love this season of Mavs.
00:16:26Or love to hate it.
00:16:28We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:16:31We could all agree on one thing.
00:16:33You are my friends.
00:16:34You are my friends.
00:16:35Everything that could go wrong is going wrong.
00:16:37It sure did.
00:16:38And a lot of it revolved around one groom.
00:16:41Oh Adrian.
00:16:42Adrian and Athena have been having problems since the get go.
00:16:46Yep.
00:16:47Problems like this.
00:16:48It's the morning of the third dinner party.
00:16:51And one husband is nowhere to be found.
00:16:55Where's Adrian?
00:16:56Then he wrote back.
00:16:57I'm at dinner.
00:16:58Oh.
00:17:00By the way.
00:17:01Oh.
00:17:02Sierra was there last night.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:05He went out with Sierra.
00:17:07Not okay.
00:17:08But then at the dinner party.
00:17:10DP time.
00:17:11Oh wow.
00:17:12Oh hello.
00:17:13Sierra had a perfectly innocent explanation.
00:17:16We shared a plate of meat.
00:17:18I bet you did.
00:17:19Then at the following week's DP.
00:17:21Oh hello.
00:17:22We learned that romance isn't dead.
00:17:25Have you guys gone out for a nice dinner?
00:17:28Yeah of course.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:30Good.
00:17:31We went to Nando's.
00:17:32Oh.
00:17:33But what are you guys laughing at?
00:17:35Nando's sauce is premium.
00:17:36They sell it at Woolies cars.
00:17:38But Adrian and Athena weren't the only couple making waves.
00:17:42We also loved watching.
00:17:43Lauren and Clint.
00:17:44Lauren was originally paired up with another guy and two days into their honeymoon he just left
00:17:48and said it wasn't for him.
00:17:49And now they've given her Clint.
00:17:51It's a pro golfer.
00:17:52It's a little bit embarrassing.
00:17:53It's embarrassing isn't it?
00:17:54I was in Tasmania.
00:17:55And Lauren taught us a brand new word.
00:17:56Honestly their behaviour at social settings is boganic.
00:17:59Boganic.
00:18:00Boganic.
00:18:01Boganic behaviour.
00:18:02That sounds fancy.
00:18:03Do you think you're better than them?
00:18:05I feel like I'm above them.
00:18:07I feel like I'm above them.
00:18:08Sadly Clint and Lauren didn't work out.
00:18:11Leaving the zoo.
00:18:13Another one bites of dust.
00:18:15But then at the reunion.
00:18:17They're not in love anymore.
00:18:18They're not in love anymore.
00:18:20They're not in love anymore.
00:18:22So we have one successful couple out of ten.
00:18:24There was some big news.
00:18:26Look.
00:18:27Partner swap.
00:18:28Oh that's right.
00:18:29Jackie and Clint got together.
00:18:30Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
00:18:32And that ain't a euphemism.
00:18:34Now I'm moving in with Clint.
00:18:36You're moving in?
00:18:38Oh my god they're deluded and blind.
00:18:40Hey I'm Clint.
00:18:41How are ya?
00:18:42And we all learnt a valuable lesson.
00:18:44It has been 12 seasons of maps.
00:18:46And just when we thought.
00:18:48We couldn't get any worse at our jobs.
00:18:50We brought you lot together.
00:18:52And for those of you walking away single.
00:18:54It's probably on you.
00:18:55I say this every time.
00:18:58But this was my favourite season of maps.
00:19:00Just does not disappoint.
00:19:02I forgot how gross that makes me feel after I watched it.
00:19:06Correct.
00:19:07I'm going to have to up the pressure on my shower again.
00:19:09At the start of the year.
00:19:25Anastasia had gastric sleeve surgery.
00:19:28The doctor said to me.
00:19:29When you're having your liquids and whatever.
00:19:31If it doesn't fit through a straw.
00:19:33You're not allowed to have it.
00:19:35And I asked how big does a straw have to be.
00:19:37But unfortunately for Anastasia.
00:19:40We watched a lot of shows that made us go.
00:19:43Oh.
00:19:44Oh.
00:19:45Oh.
00:19:46Threaty to me.
00:19:47Oh my god.
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:49Oh yeah.
00:19:50I can't look.
00:19:51All of that juice.
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:54Okay it's incredible.
00:19:55We get it.
00:19:56Geez we're making some real not safe for work sounds.
00:19:58What are you guys watching in there?
00:19:59Nothing.
00:20:00On Channel 7.
00:20:01MKR's back baby.
00:20:03We watched the latest batch of ordinary Aussies trying their best.
00:20:07I am a nutritionist.
00:20:09She's indigenous.
00:20:10A nutritionist.
00:20:12Oh.
00:20:13Oh.
00:20:14Oh.
00:20:15But the celebrity chefs on SBS Food took us on a trip around the world.
00:20:19Starting in the Torres Strait with Norni Bero.
00:20:22Oh Norni.
00:20:23That's what mum will look like soon.
00:20:25Oh.
00:20:26And we're going to be making our river mint octopus today.
00:20:29She's taken after the Greeks in an outdoor kitchen.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Oh.
00:20:33I can't laugh.
00:20:34So in my mortar and pestle I've got my coriander here because I want to add a little bit of flavour.
00:20:39Oh bring on the chilli.
00:20:40Is there a bigger chilli fan in Australia than me Kate?
00:20:43I love chilli more than you.
00:20:44I put it on chicken and I put it on steak.
00:20:46Sweet chilli is not chilli.
00:20:47Sweet chilli is not chilli.
00:20:48What is sweet chilli if it ain't chilli?
00:20:50And now I'm going to add this to my octopus.
00:20:53Don't wipe your eyes now sis.
00:20:54I've got a bad story about chilli.
00:20:56You wiped your nuts didn't you?
00:20:57Uh huh.
00:20:58We also sailed the Mediterranean on Judy loves culinary cruise.
00:21:03And stopped off at one of its hidden gems.
00:21:06Montenegro.
00:21:07Monta what?
00:21:08What's she call me?
00:21:09And this is my fennel and white wine mussels.
00:21:12I'm going to just put this out there.
00:21:13I reckon I can do this.
00:21:15This is remedial.
00:21:17It is not remedial.
00:21:19You could do that Kate I reckon.
00:21:20She could not do that in a million years.
00:21:22I could do that.
00:21:23Mum could do that.
00:21:24Like she'll burn the shells and stuff it up but she'll do it.
00:21:26Next we took a field trip with the always strapping Curtis Stone.
00:21:30He must be struggling in his career.
00:21:32Why?
00:21:33Because he's on SBS.
00:21:34And explored one of our favourite cities.
00:21:36Honkers.
00:21:37I love Hong Kong.
00:21:39I love Hong Kong.
00:21:40I love Hong Kong.
00:21:41I love Hong Kong.
00:21:42I've been to Singapore.
00:21:43It's great.
00:21:44I love Singapore.
00:21:45Been to the airport in Singapore but not outside.
00:21:48Nah.
00:21:49Yeah anyway.
00:21:50We stepped inside a Hong Kong restaurant.
00:21:51Give me a pad thai any day.
00:21:53Oh that's one of my favourites.
00:21:55A Hong Kong restaurant.
00:21:56I know a Vietnamese word.
00:21:58Oh whatever.
00:21:59So what have we got?
00:22:00So we have the tofu in deep-fried style.
00:22:03Uh huh.
00:22:04Ohhhh.
00:22:05Yum.
00:22:06Can make the best tofu and sell to the customer.
00:22:09I know a lot of people are going to say that tofu is blech.
00:22:12Tofu is blech.
00:22:13But tofu is shit.
00:22:15That looks yummy to me.
00:22:16It's really good.
00:22:18Tell your face that it's really good.
00:22:20And from cooking royalty to royalty cooking.
00:22:23We watched the Netflix lifestyle series that had the whole world talking.
00:22:27With love, Meghan.
00:22:29Is this Meghan as in Meghan Markle?
00:22:31It sure was.
00:22:32I don't like her.
00:22:33And we weren't big fans of her cooking either.
00:22:35You put the dry pasta in.
00:22:37You pour boiling water on top.
00:22:39And that's it.
00:22:40That's not her invention.
00:22:41I've seen that done before.
00:22:43Yeah it's a TikTok trade.
00:22:44That's not how you cook pasta.
00:22:46Speaking from the lasagna you made the other day that was still raw.
00:22:53Sorry.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55I need some lemon zest.
00:22:56I can't see because I'm biased because I don't like her.
00:22:59She took Harry away from his family.
00:23:01He's nowhere to be seen.
00:23:03She's making shows on TV.
00:23:05So she's getting on with her freaking life.
00:23:07And yet stopped her husband from.
00:23:08Oh.
00:23:09I've got that zest.
00:23:10They're exactly the same.
00:23:11And on Disney Plus's No Taste Like Home.
00:23:13Anthony Porowski braved the food.
00:23:16In England.
00:23:20I feel sorry for the Brits.
00:23:22The weather's really bad.
00:23:24They have the worst food.
00:23:26Their accent sucks.
00:23:28Like they've got nothing going on for them other than David Beckham.
00:23:31Well they also had this episode's celebrity guest.
00:23:34Florence Pugh.
00:23:35Is Florence Pugh going to be on this episode?
00:23:37Florence Pugh.
00:23:38Love her dearly.
00:23:39And we got a look at a prized Pugh family recipe.
00:23:42This ancient dish has been passed down in the family for generations.
00:23:45What are they making?
00:23:46It's got mince.
00:23:47It's English.
00:23:48It's been passed down in generations.
00:23:50Lasagna.
00:23:51Tacos.
00:23:52There's the potato.
00:23:54It's a bloody shepherd's pie.
00:23:56We're going to make it shepherd's pie.
00:23:58Shepherd's pie is about the only good thing that English do isn't it?
00:24:01Oh look at that.
00:24:02Give me a spoon.
00:24:03Get in my tummy.
00:24:04Well you try to cook the meat first Keith.
00:24:06Eating raw meat is not good for you.
00:24:07No.
00:24:08When it's done.
00:24:09Knowing how much every meal means in this family has only made me more eager to taste our lunch.
00:24:13All those beautiful layers.
00:24:15Layers?
00:24:16There's only two layers.
00:24:17It's the meat and the potatoes.
00:24:19Then we headed north to sample the food in Florence's ancestral town.
00:24:23Frisk.
00:24:24Frisk.
00:24:25What if you can't say TH?
00:24:26I'm in trouble.
00:24:27You can't say your own name properly.
00:24:28You always say Keith.
00:24:29Keith.
00:24:30It's Keith.
00:24:31Keith.
00:24:32No you're saying Keith.
00:24:33Keith.
00:24:34Oh forget it.
00:24:35They should have named you John.
00:24:36But instead got stuck climbing her family tree.
00:24:39Your great great great grandfather.
00:24:42Great great great grandfather.
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:46Or hang on.
00:24:47No.
00:24:48A toast to all the ancestors.
00:24:49Cheers.
00:24:50Cheers.
00:24:51I love the show.
00:24:52I thought it was really different to a normal boring cooking show.
00:25:01Her father.
00:25:02His father was a grandparent to the son.
00:25:05And I'd like to say thanks for the love of food guys.
00:25:08Her great great great.
00:25:11So her dad's dad, it was his grandfather.
00:25:18It was three great grandfathers of her.
00:25:22So her great grandfather is not her grandfather.
00:25:27The next one up is the great.
00:25:29Her father, then her grandfather is her father's father.
00:25:34Then that father was the grandfather.
00:25:37Was her great grandfather.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40And then there was another great grandfather.
00:25:41And then another.
00:25:42Jared, did you just roll off the plane from Mardi Gras?
00:25:55Honestly, I haven't.
00:25:56This is the only clean clothes I have.
00:25:57Jared, I don't know where to look.
00:25:58When you.
00:25:59At my eyes please.
00:26:00At my eyes.
00:26:01This is for Sydney.
00:26:02This is for Brisbane.
00:26:03This is for Brisbane.
00:26:05Primetime on SBS in April was a show all about transport infrastructure.
00:26:11Sydney is on a mission.
00:26:13Sydney has the worst infrastructure I've ever seen in my life.
00:26:18Ingested roads.
00:26:19Roads are just useless.
00:26:21Traffic congestion.
00:26:22The traffic is disgusting.
00:26:23Well, there's some good things about Sydney.
00:26:25The Harbour Bridge.
00:26:26There's too much water around.
00:26:28And beautiful beaches.
00:26:30Bondi Beach stinks.
00:26:31Alright, we get it.
00:26:32You're from Melbourne.
00:26:33But Sydney has tried to fix those problems with a massive infrastructure project.
00:26:38By building a new state-of-the-art metro system.
00:26:41Yes.
00:26:42Sick.
00:26:43Jeez, this is exciting.
00:26:44I'm sold.
00:26:45I love rail.
00:26:48Sydney's super tunnel.
00:26:50Love it.
00:26:51Wow.
00:26:52Isn't that what you were when you went down to Mardi Gras?
00:26:54A super tunnel?
00:26:55Been known by many names.
00:26:56The new city line will dive 40 metres under the surface of Sydney.
00:27:00A tunnel's underwater.
00:27:01For the first time in Australia.
00:27:03A specialised type of tunnel boring machine.
00:27:08Boring is right.
00:27:09Don't you ever wonder how things are made?
00:27:11No.
00:27:12Called a slurry machine.
00:27:13Called a slurry machine?
00:27:14That sounds like something I've been called a few times.
00:27:17Don't call her that.
00:27:18Bore through the mud and sediment.
00:27:2040 metres under the surface.
00:27:22Oh!
00:27:23Who cares?
00:27:25Just enjoy technology and the advancement of humanity.
00:27:29No.
00:27:30You should have been an engineer, Kevin.
00:27:31I can't spell engineer.
00:27:33It's a big puzzle.
00:27:35And very challenging.
00:27:36The show explored the technical challenges engineers have when digging a hole.
00:27:40Such as...
00:27:41The way they're digging.
00:27:42There's going to be so many tunnels.
00:27:45Is there any earth anymore?
00:27:47Don't worry.
00:27:48They won't dig up the whole earth.
00:27:49My God.
00:27:50They're going to create a black hole.
00:27:52A black hole from a train track.
00:27:54Just relax.
00:27:55They're actually worried about moving the big drill machine around.
00:27:58Whoa.
00:27:59Okay, we have five hours now.
00:28:00The road is closed.
00:28:01Need to get the TBM across the road.
00:28:03See, this is what annoys me.
00:28:05Detour.
00:28:06Road closed.
00:28:07We're carefully transported across a busy road.
00:28:10You walk past road works.
00:28:12There's 20 dudes doing nothing.
00:28:14Nothing.
00:28:15Just standing there.
00:28:16Wait till you see inside.
00:28:17With the station box ready, just in time.
00:28:19Look, but they're not doing anything.
00:28:21A large crowd has gathered.
00:28:23The guy's got his phone out.
00:28:24They were waiting for the slurry machine.
00:28:27How beautiful is she?
00:28:28Who's she?
00:28:29We're referring to the machine as a she because she's beautiful.
00:28:32What's her name?
00:28:33Something the slurry.
00:28:35Sarah.
00:28:36No, don't say Sarah.
00:28:39It's been named Kathleen.
00:28:40Call her Kathleen.
00:28:41Oh, the machine does have a name.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Kathleen.
00:28:45Why is it not a bloke's name?
00:28:46It's a very big thing.
00:28:47Are they saying most Kathleen's are fat?
00:28:49Kathleen finally broke through underground.
00:28:51Oh, here we go.
00:28:52Big Bertha.
00:28:53Here she comes.
00:28:54It's her.
00:28:55It's her.
00:28:56It's her.
00:28:57It's her Kathleen.
00:29:00Sick.
00:29:01Look at that.
00:29:02Whoa.
00:29:04How amazing is that?
00:29:05Do you know who loves this show?
00:29:06Blokes.
00:29:07That's cool as.
00:29:08Do you know who doesn't love this show?
00:29:09Me.
00:29:10Kathleen wasn't the only slurry.
00:29:12Would be TBM Wendy.
00:29:13Wendy.
00:29:14Is Kathleen on Matt Lee?
00:29:15Probably.
00:29:16TBM Wendy.
00:29:17Come on Wendy.
00:29:18Burst through into the light.
00:29:23Boom.
00:29:24Sick.
00:29:25Wow.
00:29:26There's a lot of nerds out there who'd love this.
00:29:28Dude, I love this.
00:29:29I'm loving this.
00:29:30Love it.
00:29:31Okay, you just hop on the train and you go, and you're gone.
00:29:33Yeah, but I don't care.
00:29:34You've got to see.
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:36How did they make this?
00:29:37Don't care.
00:29:38And this is how you see them with the big drill things.
00:29:39I don't care how the train goes.
00:29:40Put the train there and I'll get on it.
00:29:42Central Station.
00:29:43The team face an almost impossible challenge.
00:29:46Building the new metro line underneath the existing station.
00:29:50They've got to build a train station under a train station.
00:29:53That's right.
00:29:54While Central was still active.
00:29:56So it was very important to move quickly.
00:29:58James has been allowed a 48 hour possession.
00:30:01Oh look, but they're not doing anything.
00:30:03They've got 48 hours.
00:30:04They're doing shit.
00:30:05With so much to play for, they're racing time.
00:30:09One dude working.
00:30:10They're making sure everything's safe.
00:30:12The narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time.
00:30:16I've got to get off this.
00:30:17I'm just...
00:30:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:19You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:20You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:21You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:22The ballast trucks dump the last load.
00:30:25And the tamping machine settles the ballast.
00:30:27Tampon machine?
00:30:28A tampon machine.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30What's going on there?
00:30:32Maybe to sweep up all the oil.
00:30:34I don't know.
00:30:35And that's what you call a big weekend.
00:30:39That was unreal.
00:30:40That was one of the coolest shows I've seen.
00:30:42I'd like it if I couldn't sleep.
00:30:44No.
00:30:45And I'd put it on because I'd be out like a life.
00:30:48Have you been on the Metro yet?
00:30:49No, it hasn't opened.
00:30:50It has opened the road.
00:30:52No, it's not open.
00:30:53People are catching it every day, bro.
00:30:55Yeah, but not the ones I want to jump on.
00:30:57Standard.
00:30:58Standard.
00:30:59Standard.
00:31:00It hasn't arrived at Bankstown, so it doesn't exist yet.
00:31:02Have one piece.
00:31:17What was that?
00:31:20Is that the ceiling?
00:31:22Your corners.
00:31:23No.
00:31:24No.
00:31:25Do you believe these?
00:31:27Your corners fell.
00:31:28Just fell off.
00:31:29No.
00:31:30Oh my, what?
00:31:31See what happens when you don't pay the builders cash?
00:31:32See what happens?
00:31:33In 2025, property peaked in Australia, and so did TV, as we got to restoring on the ABC.
00:31:40This is going to be absolute reno porn.
00:31:42Get the moisturiser out.
00:31:43Turn the lights off.
00:31:44And in April, we were in...
00:31:46Melbourne.
00:31:47In particular...
00:31:48Punt Road.
00:31:49Which runs through...
00:31:50Paran.
00:31:51And...
00:31:52Bridgeman.
00:31:53And is home to...
00:31:54There's Collingwood's football ground in the background.
00:31:55As well as...
00:31:56New Age yuppies.
00:31:57Plus...
00:31:58Hoddle Bridge.
00:31:59I know Hoddle Bridge.
00:32:00We know Hoddle Bridge.
00:32:01We get it.
00:32:02You're from Melbourne.
00:32:03Punt Road is choked.
00:32:04The busiest road in Melbourne, Punt Road.
00:32:05Where the namesake punts, once ferried horses and carriages...
00:32:07Oh, I didn't know that.
00:32:08I didn't know that.
00:32:09Hence the word punt.
00:32:10Punt.
00:32:11Punt.
00:32:12Punt.
00:32:13With a P.
00:32:14Yes, this part of Melbourne used to be full of punts.
00:32:15Whereas now, it's full of, um...
00:32:18Melburnians.
00:32:20And it's where we met...
00:32:21Steph and Paul Ryan.
00:32:22I feel like I know that bloke.
00:32:24Dude, he looks like every person ever.
00:32:27He looks like both you and me.
00:32:30And they had...
00:32:31A monster house on busy Punt Road.
00:32:33How are they affording a house like that in Melbourne?
00:32:35It helps when it's...
00:32:36An absolute shithole.
00:32:37We have a million dollars to do everything that needs to be done.
00:32:41How do you have a million bucks to do everything?
00:32:43They work hard and they save.
00:32:44Bullshit.
00:32:45It's a lot of money that we have to borrow to get this done.
00:32:47Or what?
00:32:48From mum and dad.
00:32:49But the reno wasn't to everyone's liking.
00:32:51Where's the stove top?
00:32:52We wanted to live in the original rooms of the house.
00:32:54Where's the sink?
00:32:55In the kitchen.
00:32:56Where's the fridge?
00:32:57Where's the pantry?
00:32:58This is now a room we use all the time.
00:33:00No, it's not.
00:33:01Where's the...
00:33:02Where's the sort of functioning kitchen?
00:33:03Well, from renovating houses, we then moved to...
00:33:06Selling houses, Australia.
00:33:08Sing it, girl.
00:33:09Not something we need to worry about because we can't afford housing.
00:33:13Sing it loud and proud.
00:33:14We can't afford it!
00:33:16Well, I'm in Hastings.
00:33:19Where this couple was hoping to sell their house for...
00:33:22That's $750.
00:33:23It looks like the house you build in Monopoly.
00:33:25It is.
00:33:26The hotels.
00:33:27The hotels.
00:33:28Look, it's the Monopoly house.
00:33:29But after a big reno, they're hoping they can get more.
00:33:32Wendy.
00:33:33This is...
00:33:34Wendy Moore.
00:33:35Yeah, Wendy Moore.
00:33:36Oh, Wendy Moore on the tools.
00:33:38There she is.
00:33:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wendy.
00:33:40That's load-bearing.
00:33:41Wendy Moore.
00:33:42And joining...
00:33:43Wendy Moore was...
00:33:44I have to do something out here.
00:33:45Who is this bloke?
00:33:46I have no idea.
00:33:47He's the garden guy.
00:33:48He's been doing it for three years now.
00:33:50Andrew.
00:33:51No.
00:33:52It's Neil.
00:33:53No.
00:33:54It's not Neil.
00:33:55It's not style.
00:33:56Let's just get to the reveal.
00:33:57Oh, my God!
00:33:58Oh!
00:33:59Look at this.
00:34:00That's nice.
00:34:01It feels like it's been styled by the lady that works at Lincraft.
00:34:05And she's got a cousin that works at Spotlight.
00:34:08What?
00:34:09Why are sun poles navy blue, sun poles or orange?
00:34:11No idea.
00:34:12How many more primary colours do you want on the house?
00:34:15Dunno.
00:34:16Why is there so much furniture?
00:34:18Where's the down light?
00:34:19They're good questions.
00:34:20Do they do anything to the other house?
00:34:21Where do they store anything?
00:34:22Where's the heater going?
00:34:23It's not a rug.
00:34:24Where's the TV going?
00:34:25Would you guys help me renovate my house?
00:34:26No.
00:34:27Just stay on topic.
00:34:28Where is this house?
00:34:30You're in Hastings.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32Where is Hastings?
00:34:33But the question that mattered most...
00:34:34How much?
00:34:35How much?
00:34:36How much?
00:34:37I reckon they would have spent...
00:34:38What do you reckon?
00:34:39Couple hundred?
00:34:40And they could probably get 1.2 million for it.
00:34:42760.
00:34:43What?
00:34:44760 for all that.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:47Crunk it open, man.
00:34:48Dude, this is a $200,000 reno.
00:34:49Do the maths.
00:34:50I don't like the numbers.
00:34:51The numbers don't work.
00:34:52You know what this show should be called?
00:34:54Burning houses, because it needs an insurance job.
00:34:57And from selling houses to building houses, Channel 9's Renault Juggernaut was back.
00:35:03Block o'clock!
00:35:04Then what room are we doing?
00:35:05Living, dining.
00:35:06And when we looked inside house one, there was one thing everyone noticed.
00:35:10Look how tiny the TV is, man.
00:35:12You might as well just have a phone sitting on the wall.
00:35:14TV has to play a central role.
00:35:16Get a bigger TV.
00:35:17Massive selling point for buyers to be able to look out and watch the family playing.
00:35:21Why do you want to look at your kids?
00:35:23Look at the TV.
00:35:25Who looks outside when they're watching TV?
00:35:27I never look at my backyard when I'm looking at the TV.
00:35:29And as for house two...
00:35:30Cannon can.
00:35:32Wow.
00:35:33Wait a minute.
00:35:34Where's the TV?
00:35:35It's on that left side.
00:35:36Is that on that left side?
00:35:37No!
00:35:38It shouldn't be on that wall.
00:35:39Wow.
00:35:40This feels great.
00:35:41No.
00:35:42Come on, put a TV there.
00:35:43They're not going to be watching TV like this.
00:35:44Or you'd be sitting like this.
00:35:45And house three...
00:35:46That TV should really be on this wall.
00:35:49No!
00:35:50Why?
00:35:51Why?
00:35:52Marty!
00:35:53But as for house five...
00:35:54Oh!
00:35:55Look at the size of the TV.
00:35:57I like this.
00:35:58I love that.
00:35:59I'm blown away.
00:36:00I'm speechless.
00:36:01He's speechless.
00:36:02I've lost him in the wall.
00:36:03Can we give the fellas a heads up next time?
00:36:04We're green or something.
00:36:05And finally, to deep cleaning houses on Channel 9's Space Invaders.
00:36:10Oh, this is that hoarding show.
00:36:12Yep.
00:36:13And this episode's hoarder was...
00:36:1477-year-old grandma, Diane.
00:36:16Hi, Diane.
00:36:17She looks like a lovely grandma.
00:36:19But she's got a secret.
00:36:20Diane's a hoarder.
00:36:21Yeah, but a festive hoarder.
00:36:23Oh!
00:36:24Oh!
00:36:25God!
00:36:26She's got a Christmas room.
00:36:27Oh, she loves Christmas stuff.
00:36:28Why so much?
00:36:29Every Christmas, she would decorate this room.
00:36:32Oh, my God!
00:36:33That's cool.
00:36:34Look how many Santas there are.
00:36:35Oh, that's fun.
00:36:36She would have 70 people of a night flock to her house to see the decorations.
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:40Bringing joy to everyone.
00:36:41Kids just love it.
00:36:42And I love to see the look on their faces.
00:36:45She has this room dedicated to making people happy.
00:36:48Which makes her happy.
00:36:49Which makes me happy.
00:36:51It made us all happy.
00:36:52Which was why it was so hard to watch this.
00:36:55No!
00:36:56This is bad for the neighborhood.
00:36:57Yep.
00:36:58We watched in horror as Diane's Christmas decorations all ended up here.
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:04Holy shit!
00:37:06It's not rubbish.
00:37:07This is a Christmas wonderland.
00:37:08All of this has been purchased for the joy of others.
00:37:11Now we're taking it away from you.
00:37:13Really hope she can part with what she needs to.
00:37:15Nah.
00:37:16Don't make her throw it out.
00:37:18Just get her a shed.
00:37:19That would have made sense.
00:37:20But instead...
00:37:21Now the reno.
00:37:23An army of tradies kick off the demolition phase in the kitchen.
00:37:26Has anyone asked Diane if she actually wants the reno?
00:37:29No.
00:37:30Speaking of things she may not want...
00:37:32Diane's first challenge is to cull her vast collection of Santa statues...
00:37:36This is going to ruin her inside, Milo, because now she's going to have nothing to look forward to each year.
00:37:40They're stealing Christmas.
00:37:42We are stealing Christmas.
00:37:43What you're going to be left with now is...
00:37:45Nothing.
00:37:46Okay?
00:37:47Get rid of all your stuff.
00:37:48So...
00:37:49And so now you have to reinvent yourself.
00:37:51Why does Diane have to change?
00:37:52What do you guys get on her level?
00:37:54And at the end of it all, Diane was left with...
00:37:57That's it!
00:37:58That's it!
00:37:59Two Mrs. Clauses, three Santas and a snowman.
00:38:02What in the North Pole?
00:38:03And finally, the big reveal.
00:38:05I'm nervous.
00:38:06Open your eyes.
00:38:07Oh, Mum!
00:38:09Diane hates it.
00:38:10She's bawling her eyes out she hates it.
00:38:12Where's all my stuff?
00:38:13My stuff made me happy!
00:38:15Oh, Mum!
00:38:16It is going to be a sad Christmas.
00:38:32In Melbourne, Keith got a parking ticket.
00:38:35Is there a sign that says how long can you stay there for?
00:38:38I think it's a 15 minute drop off.
00:38:40And how long were you staying there for?
00:38:41Half an hour.
00:38:43So...
00:38:44Why are you shocked?
00:38:45Because everybody does it.
00:38:47Because you can't just drop them off.
00:38:49If everybody jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?
00:38:51Well, I've done that before.
00:38:52I've done that at the Arrow.
00:38:53Someone jumped off and I jumped off too.
00:38:56September on Disney,
00:38:57we are gathering the biggest group of virgins ever assembled.
00:39:01What?
00:39:02Virgins?
00:39:03Why?
00:39:04For a virgin dating show, of course.
00:39:05What?
00:39:06I'm sorry?
00:39:07What do you mean?
00:39:08They're all virgins.
00:39:09No.
00:39:10By the end, we'll see who has found love
00:39:12and if any of our virgins were able to answer the question...
00:39:15Are you my first?
00:39:17Wow!
00:39:18This is a dating show that Jesus could watch.
00:39:20I don't think I could see myself losing my virginity.
00:39:24Listen.
00:39:25Well, you had us, Mum.
00:39:26Can we just watch this and no one comments?
00:39:28Nah, where's the fun in that?
00:39:30Let's meet the virgins.
00:39:32Wait, they're all virgins?
00:39:35Really?
00:39:36No.
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38Respectfully, I don't like to make assumptions about people, but...
00:39:42Surely not.
00:39:44Not a virgin!
00:39:47You're telling me she's a virgin!
00:39:48What's up, guys?
00:39:49I lied on my application.
00:39:50I've never had sex.
00:39:51They're lying.
00:39:52All of them.
00:39:53The men, the women, they're lying.
00:39:54Follow my lead and know you're in love.
00:39:56He could be a virgin.
00:39:57I think most people would be surprised to find out that I'm a virgin.
00:40:01No.
00:40:02What's up?
00:40:03Is this where the virgin pool party is?
00:40:05Is it weird to want to know why they're virgins?
00:40:07Like, is it a religious thing or...?
00:40:09To me, sex is scary because penises are scary-looking.
00:40:12Some of them are.
00:40:13They're literally like, boo!
00:40:14I'm scared of them.
00:40:15I have a shower and I shit meself.
00:40:16Hello, everyone.
00:40:17It is so great to meet you all.
00:40:18You are all virgins.
00:40:19Allegedly.
00:40:20That really brings us to why we are all here.
00:40:21Get laid.
00:40:22If you want.
00:40:23But also respectful and consensual.
00:40:24Tonight, you'll be required to reveal your crushes.
00:40:27Ooh!
00:40:28Here we go.
00:40:29And Godwin had a plan.
00:40:30I'm not wasting time.
00:40:31He's not a virgin.
00:40:32I know a virgin when I see one.
00:40:33What is your typical guy?
00:40:34Like, what are you going for?
00:40:35Is that who he's into?
00:40:36Yep.
00:40:37Also...
00:40:38What you sippin' on right there?
00:40:39Her and her.
00:40:40How old are you?
00:40:41I'm 28.
00:40:42Mate, Godwin is sowing his seed.
00:40:43I definitely want to get to know you.
00:40:44Without someone.
00:40:45I don't know.
00:40:46I don't know.
00:40:47I don't know.
00:40:48I don't know.
00:40:49I don't know.
00:40:50I don't know.
00:40:51I don't know.
00:40:52I don't know.
00:40:53I don't know.
00:40:54I don't know.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56I don't know you.
00:40:57Without sowing his seed.
00:40:58And he had one more seed to sow.
00:41:00Rachel.
00:41:01Damn, girl.
00:41:03She's a hawk.
00:41:04Nobody believes I'm a virgin when I tell them.
00:41:06No.
00:41:07Why are you a virgin as well?
00:41:09It's a long story, but basically I have this thing called vaginismus.
00:41:14What?
00:41:15Vaginistic.
00:41:16Vagin what?
00:41:17Vaginamastic.
00:41:18Vaginistis.
00:41:19Veggie Christmas.
00:41:20No.
00:41:22Vaginismus.
00:41:23Vaginismus.
00:41:24What's vaginismus?
00:41:25Basically, it's like if anything tries to enter my vagina, my muscles instantly tighten
00:41:30up.
00:41:31Oh.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33We're learning stuff on the couch tonight.
00:41:34We're going to get this.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36Vag.
00:41:37Vag.
00:41:38I.
00:41:39I.
00:41:40Nis.
00:41:41Miss.
00:41:42Vaginismus.
00:41:43I've never heard of that.
00:41:44Probably because we're all homos.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Time for a virgin party.
00:41:47What happens when a bunch of virgins allegedly get rowdy?
00:41:50Nah.
00:41:51They all dance like virgins.
00:41:54They're totally virgins.
00:41:55They're totally virgins.
00:41:56Yep.
00:41:57And virgin Michael plucked up the courage to speak to Rachel.
00:41:58Rachel is by far the best looking girl.
00:41:59She's extremely attractive, yes.
00:42:00Are you cool talking about why you're a virgin?
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:02Let's move on to the crush reveal.
00:42:03Please.
00:42:04What are we doing?
00:42:05One at a time, virgins will paint every one of the opposite sex that they are crushing
00:42:08on.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11One by one.
00:42:12Michael.
00:42:13Yeah, Michael.
00:42:14Michael's my number one.
00:42:15She wants Michael.
00:42:16Really?
00:42:17That guy.
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:19Oh.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:21Oh.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23Oh.
00:42:24Oh.
00:42:25Oh.
00:42:26Oh.
00:42:27Oh.
00:42:28Oh.
00:42:29Oh.
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:34Oh.
00:42:35He's just splatting on them.
00:42:36That is such a virgin move.
00:42:38I'm feeling great because I got validated.
00:42:41Seriously?
00:42:42Wow.
00:42:43Who would have thought Michael had some game?
00:42:45Speaking of game, it was time for...
00:42:48Godwin.
00:42:49Oh, here we go.
00:42:50He just goes like this with his face.
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:52Yeah, girl.
00:42:53Super soaker.
00:42:58And last up, it was...
00:42:59Rachel.
00:43:00Oh, I don't know if you'd know, but Rachel has a condition with her...
00:43:03I don't know if he knows how I feel, but I want it to be very known to him.
00:43:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:12Give me your ring finger.
00:43:13What's happening there?
00:43:14Proposy?
00:43:15I guess you stole my heart.
00:43:17Wait.
00:43:18He's the only one that she painted.
00:43:20That's it.
00:43:21Just that guy.
00:43:22One guy?
00:43:23Just...
00:43:24Wow.
00:43:25That guy.
00:43:26Definitely caught me off guard.
00:43:27Bro, caught us all off guard.
00:43:28The hottest girl in the house is going for the dork.
00:43:31Shaking in his virgin boots.
00:43:33Because the road to falling in love and losing your virginity is hard.
00:43:37Do you feel weird and awkward watching this?
00:43:44Extremely.
00:43:45But it has brought vaginismus awareness, which I think is important.
00:43:48It has.
00:43:49You know what's funny though?
00:44:05He'll lie like this and he'll watch TV upside down.
00:44:08I want to watch TV like Yoshi.
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:11Back in February on Foxtel.
00:44:14Oh, that's way better.
00:44:15We strapped in for a new series with the Harbour City's least employed ladies.
00:44:20What is this anyway?
00:44:22It's the real house...
00:44:23Actually, can we?
00:44:26On the Real Housewives of Sydney.
00:44:27Oh, it's the Real Housewives of Sydney!
00:44:30Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:44:31We are at the zenith of television.
00:44:33What do you need on your CV to be a housewife?
00:44:37That's why.
00:44:38That's an easy one.
00:44:39Money.
00:44:40Take for example Victoria, who's absolutely fallen.
00:44:42I've been doing a lot of busy and important things like skiing, show jumping, hanging out
00:44:47with friends and family.
00:44:48You know what she didn't say, Milo?
00:44:50Working.
00:44:54Martin!
00:44:55Who's that?
00:44:56I think she's new.
00:44:57I've never seen her before.
00:44:58I have a beautiful marriage that I consider a great achievement.
00:45:01I want to see her husband.
00:45:02Is he 98?
00:45:03Would this be a good spot to dig a sandcastle?
00:45:05Oh, is that her granddad?
00:45:06That's nice.
00:45:07She's like full family orientated.
00:45:09Can you believe we met 10 years ago?
00:45:10I don't know.
00:45:11Wait, is that her husband?
00:45:12He needs his special time.
00:45:14No, he doesn't need his special time.
00:45:16He needs his doctor's appointments.
00:45:18He's about 100.
00:45:20Is she his nurse?
00:45:21I would describe myself as self-made.
00:45:24Oh my God!
00:45:26That's not what self-made means.
00:45:28To be fair, dealing with the elderly is tough.
00:45:31Yeah, I'm so divine.
00:45:32She's like an old Ariana Grande.
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:35So what's the number one thing, do you think?
00:45:38Mr. Burns dressed up.
00:45:39Yeah, Jared.
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41Mr. Burns.
00:45:42Mr. Burns with a wig.
00:45:43So tell me how you are.
00:45:45I was actually really worried about you.
00:45:47They're not going to eat those chips.
00:45:49In my head, it was pretty touch and go for a while.
00:45:51There's no way they're going to eat those chips.
00:45:53Let's see if they're still full when they leave.
00:45:55My main focus right now is probably going to be...
00:45:58Do you know what they've really nailed on The Real Housewives?
00:46:00Collars.
00:46:01Look at the collars on these two.
00:46:02Wait till you see flashback collar.
00:46:04Wow.
00:46:05What?
00:46:06She looks like she's from Mortal Kombat.
00:46:08She came at me so hard at that reunion.
00:46:10She lit that match.
00:46:12It's hard to know who's hating who.
00:46:14Usually it's safe to say everyone and everyone.
00:46:17Chips are still full.
00:46:18But in this particular episode, it's Yellow Collar who hated the one over here on the left,
00:46:23who wasn't wearing a collar at all.
00:46:26She's got her floaties on.
00:46:27I will say something.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29She has a great set of...
00:46:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:46:32She's old enough to be your mother.
00:46:34Did your mum look like this at 52?
00:46:36No.
00:46:37How do you know?
00:46:38If I show you a photo of my mother at your age, mate, don't speak for everyone else.
00:46:43Let her fall.
00:46:44Let her fall.
00:46:45Ah, bugger.
00:46:46She nearly fell off and fell out.
00:46:47Yeah.
00:46:48I was a little bit nervous.
00:46:49I was going to fall and die.
00:46:50Anyway, don't you want to know what they're fighting about?
00:46:54No.
00:46:55Too bad.
00:46:56The big scandal was...
00:46:57Chips are still full.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59So I just blocked her and then she blocked me on Instagram.
00:47:02Uh-oh.
00:47:03Uh-oh.
00:47:04She blocked you.
00:47:05She blocked you.
00:47:06And unfollowed me on Instagram.
00:47:07No way.
00:47:08When you've got 50-year-old women complaining about Instagram, you maybe got to take a good
00:47:12look in the mirror.
00:47:13They don't need any more encouragement to look in the mirror.
00:47:15Very good point there.
00:47:18Traditionally, a Housewives episode will end with them all getting together and pretending
00:47:22to like each other until the cocktails kick in.
00:47:25I can't stand you, you bitch.
00:47:26They're all amazing now.
00:47:27Later on, they're bitches.
00:47:28Sip.
00:47:29Sip.
00:47:30Prepare for liftoff.
00:47:31You blocked me, Caroline.
00:47:32You blocked me, Dan.
00:47:33You blocked me.
00:47:34Who blocked who?
00:47:35I know.
00:47:36Women hold onto stuff.
00:47:37You did.
00:47:38On Instagram, you blocked me.
00:47:39I didn't even know how to block you.
00:47:40Oh, shut up.
00:47:41I came to see if all of the drama can be parked.
00:47:44No.
00:47:45No.
00:47:46That's why we're here.
00:47:47Tell me again how you didn't block me.
00:47:49You blocked me.
00:47:50I didn't even know how to block you.
00:47:51Oh, shut up.
00:47:52I came to see if all of the drama can be parked.
00:47:56No.
00:47:57No.
00:47:58That's why we're here.
00:47:59Tell me again how you didn't block me.
00:48:01Ugh.
00:48:02Oh.
00:48:03Oh.
00:48:04Here we go.
00:48:05Here we go.
00:48:06Watch it.
00:48:07You blocked me on Instagram.
00:48:08Oh, my God.
00:48:09I need a Valium.
00:48:10I'm sure they've got heaps.
00:48:12You're jealous of the fact that you get most of your money from your ex-husband.
00:48:15How old are you?
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:17Rib shot.
00:48:18You're actually disgusting.
00:48:20I think we need to walk out.
00:48:22I'm walking out.
00:48:23Yay.
00:48:24Good on you.
00:48:25I'm walking out.
00:48:26And I never want to be around her ever again.
00:48:28And you never will.
00:48:29End of story.
00:48:30Until next week.
00:48:31Next time.
00:48:32Whoa.
00:48:33I mean, I feel like a much worse person, but I kind of want to watch the next episode
00:48:38now.
00:48:39I know you probably won't pass the video.
00:48:40I'm sorry.
00:48:41I'll just keep I was going down to the next episode.
00:48:43I will get you back to the next episode.
00:48:44I'll see you back up.
00:48:45I'll see you back up again.
00:48:46I'll go back to the next episode.
00:48:48I'll see you back up then.
00:48:49Bye.
00:48:50I'll see you back.
00:48:51I hope you enjoyed it.
00:48:52We'll see you back up again.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:55As in you were in the room?
00:48:56No, no, on her iPhone.
00:48:57What type of, like, POV was it?
00:48:58POV right down below.
00:49:00Like, it was literally up in the air.
00:49:02She's screaming.
00:49:03There was even sound effects.
00:49:05Like, it was like a jelly.
00:49:09No!
00:49:10No!
00:49:11Could you please state your full name and address for me?
00:49:15Erin Trudy Patterson, 84 Gibson Street, Lee and Gather.
00:49:18Lee and Gather.
00:49:18Why does it sound so familiar?
00:49:20Right.
00:49:22Mushroom lady!
00:49:23Are we doing the Mushroom Killer case?
00:49:24Yep, we sure are.
00:49:26Can you believe that they're doing a doco about a week after she was sentenced?
00:49:30How fast is that?
00:49:31Yep, it's pretty fast.
00:49:33And in September, Stan was first to tell the story of the case that got the whole world talking.
00:49:38Oh, not this Mushroom crap again.
00:49:41Dude, you're talking to someone who knows nothing about this case.
00:49:44Wait, what?
00:49:45For real?
00:49:45You've never heard about this.
00:49:47Oh, my God.
00:49:48Only the biggest talked about bloody thing in Australia at the moment.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52She served poisoned mushrooms in a dinner and killed a few people on purpose.
00:49:57No way.
00:49:58And was found guilty and sentenced to life in jail.
00:50:03Death cap murders.
00:50:05I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
00:50:07I've not eaten mushrooms since this has been unfolding.
00:50:10I can't even play Super Mario at the moment.
00:50:12Poisonous mushrooms have killed three people and tonight a man is in hospital fighting for life.
00:50:18She killed them with mushrooms.
00:50:20Yes!
00:50:21In a beef wellington.
00:50:22Oh, like cooked the mushrooms.
00:50:24Yes!
00:50:25Everyone just thinks about Erin Patterson, the murderer.
00:50:28They don't think about the poor people that died.
00:50:29The tale began with Erin Patterson hosting a lunch for her ex-husband's family.
00:50:34This is a special lunch.
00:50:36This is not just mushrooms on toast.
00:50:38Is that a beef wellington?
00:50:39Yes.
00:50:40I want to know why she chose beef wellington.
00:50:43You're going too deep into the food.
00:50:44You know, it's Miss Marple stuff.
00:50:46Imagine beef wellington being your last meal, though.
00:50:48Oh, poor things.
00:50:49I don't think I've ever had beef wellington.
00:50:51You haven't.
00:50:51And after this, I don't think I'm ever gonna.
00:50:52Well, you don't like mushrooms, so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
00:50:55When her guests fell ill, suspicion turned to Patterson.
00:50:59She hasn't presented with any symptoms.
00:51:01Why is this easy?
00:51:02How does everybody else get ill?
00:51:04Except for her.
00:51:05You.
00:51:05You could have at least poisoned yourself a little bit.
00:51:08What authorities suspected that killed all three of them was death cap mushrooms.
00:51:13Half a death cap will kill an adult.
00:51:15It is the most poisonous mushroom known.
00:51:17So these mushrooms are, like, quite common where they live.
00:51:20Yeah.
00:51:20Everybody down there knows about death cap mushrooms.
00:51:24Every single kid has taught at school, if you live in this area, you never touch the mushrooms.
00:51:29By now, the mushroom case was big news, and it got bigger when Patterson broke her silence.
00:51:35Erin, can you tell us what happened on Saturday?
00:51:38What happened on Saturday was devastating.
00:51:41Oh, she wants to talk now.
00:51:42Don't say anything.
00:51:43But when she started talking to media, that's when they started going, oh, there's something not quite.
00:51:49It's what I felt.
00:51:51Is she really crying?
00:51:52I'm trying to see.
00:51:53Where's the tear?
00:51:53Why is she acting so odd?
00:51:55Like, is it the trauma of what's going on, or is she trying to hide something?
00:51:59Gayle, it's the mum that I didn't have.
00:52:02This sounds fake.
00:52:03This is like me when I'm trying to force myself to cry.
00:52:05I'm devastated.
00:52:07I love them.
00:52:08She's dry as a bone.
00:52:09Even her mouth is dry.
00:52:11She's like, think about dead dogs, think about dead dogs, make me cry, dead dogs.
00:52:13Someone give her an Oscar.
00:52:15I just can't believe it.
00:52:17Mate, she couldn't play herself in a biopic.
00:52:20Where did they come from, Erin?
00:52:22She said, now that mat annoys me.
00:52:23Put the mat right before you go in.
00:52:25Put the mat right before you go in.
00:52:26Shut the door.
00:52:26And the story went global.
00:52:28There was all this content online, on TikTok, on Instagram.
00:52:32Everyone wanted a bar of it.
00:52:34Everyone everywhere knew about this.
00:52:36I don't think anything's been bigger since a dingo got my baby.
00:52:39The police then questioned Patterson about some incriminating evidence.
00:52:44Instruction manual for a sunbeam, food lab, electronic dehydrator.
00:52:49They found instruction manual for a dehydrator.
00:52:52But no dehydrator?
00:52:53Do you know anything about a dehydrator in your house?
00:52:56Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:52:57No one just keeps a manual for a dehydrator.
00:53:00Laya, laya, pants of fire.
00:53:01You took it to the tip.
00:53:02Yes, police have come to the tip looking for a dehydrator that had been dumped a few days earlier.
00:53:08They found the old dehydrator that she used and they worked out that there was, like, poison residue.
00:53:15How did they find that?
00:53:17How is she dumb enough to take it to the tip?
00:53:19You live in the bush.
00:53:20Go and dig a hole for it.
00:53:22We don't hear anything for months.
00:53:25And all of a sudden, we get a tip-off.
00:53:27They're raiding her.
00:53:28Erin's just sitting inside this house, waiting while officers just search the entire property.
00:53:33Oh, what do they find?
00:53:35What do they find?
00:53:36Finally, after nightfall, we get the email.
00:53:41Erin Patterson, who's been interviewed for hours, has just been charged.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:46Wow.
00:53:47They got her.
00:53:48Three counts of murder, one count of attempted murder, but crucially, and perhaps most significantly,
00:53:53four counts of attempted murder for trying to kill her husband, Simon Patterson, over a number of years.
00:54:00Oh, what?
00:54:02She's got form.
00:54:05Are you kidding me?
00:54:06Oh, come on!
00:54:07Parts two and three coming soon.
00:54:09I just can't wait for part two.
00:54:11I'm just so glad I didn't follow any of this in the media, so now I get to watch it now.
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:15So we definitely have to click into the next one to watch.
00:54:20We'll be watching the next two.
00:54:21Oh, 100%.
00:54:21How interesting was that?
00:54:23I've got you some dinner.
00:54:26Oh, thank you.
00:54:27I sometimes look at my university degrees and, like, just think about how much of a waste
00:54:46of time they were.
00:54:47We just had a plumber come over to her house.
00:54:49It was five grand for four hours' work.
00:54:53Here I am with a Hextet, and these guys just turned five grand in half a day.
00:54:59Yeah.
00:55:00So, but now your dishwasher works?
00:55:01No.
00:55:02Back in April, we watched the Netflix drama that everyone was talking about.
00:55:07Oh, my God, adolescence.
00:55:09This has been talked about everywhere.
00:55:12It's had 66.3 million views in 11 days.
00:55:16Bravo Delta 5-0 to Bravo Delta 6-0.
00:55:19Are you ready to roll up?
00:55:19Something about kids, and it's meant to be dark.
00:55:22Sarah refuses to even watch a trailer.
00:55:24Let's go.
00:55:25Yeah.
00:55:29So, these shows were shot all in one take.
00:55:33Wow.
00:55:33They did it so the viewer can't escape the horrors of the storyline, like you're just immersed.
00:55:40All right, here we go.
00:55:42Jeepers, SWAT team.
00:55:45What's going on?
00:55:46Drug boss.
00:55:48Oh, police!
00:55:49Get down on the floor!
00:55:49What's going on?
00:55:50I've got two.
00:55:53Oh, my God, it's just a family.
00:55:55You've got the wrong house, Shannon.
00:55:57You're making a big mistake.
00:55:58This is chaos.
00:55:59Who are they after?
00:56:00I have a warrant to start your premises, so where's your son?
00:56:02Oh, what?
00:56:03You see, I'm after your son.
00:56:05Oh, police!
00:56:06Just make fun!
00:56:07Oh, my God, he's a baby.
00:56:08Show me your hands.
00:56:09Get your hands in the air.
00:56:10What the absolute...
00:56:12You're going to have to see anything.
00:56:14This would be terrifying.
00:56:15You want to change your trousers?
00:56:16Oh, my God.
00:56:21Please, what's going on?
00:56:22Imagine being his parents right now with, like, not a clue what is going on.
00:56:27It'd be surreal.
00:56:28Why don't you need guns for the 13-year-old?
00:56:30He's 13.
00:56:31He's 13.
00:56:32What's he done?
00:56:33Must be something super, super serious.
00:56:36His son, he's going to wrestle on suspicion of murder.
00:56:38Suspicion of murder?
00:56:39For the kid.
00:56:40Are you okay?
00:56:41Dad!
00:56:42Holy shit.
00:56:44Dad!
00:56:45Surely a 13-year-old can't have committed murder.
00:56:51Like, you look at him.
00:56:52He looks so innocent.
00:56:54As a father, your worst nightmare is that something bad happens to your children, or your children
00:56:59do something bad.
00:57:02Oh, he's going to ask his son if he's done it or not.
00:57:07Did you do it?
00:57:07No.
00:57:14Kid said no.
00:57:14Would you lie to your father?
00:57:16Okay, they're ready.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:17Okay, so I'll wait.
00:57:18Okay, well, you didn't do it.
00:57:19Now we just have to get you out of jail.
00:57:21Hey, Jamie.
00:57:22I'll have you sit down there.
00:57:24Oh, here we go.
00:57:24It's time for the interview now.
00:57:26Do you know a girl called Katie Leonard?
00:57:28There she is.
00:57:30Yeah?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:31Her body was found at Crowther's car park just past 10.30 p.m.
00:57:36Oh, my God.
00:57:38Did you kill her, Jamie?
00:57:40No.
00:57:41I think he's innocent.
00:57:42How could that little twig kill someone?
00:57:44For them to arrest him, the cops have something.
00:57:47Where's the evidence?
00:57:48You do know what CCTV is, don't you, Jamie?
00:57:50Oh, no.
00:57:51So this is you, isn't it?
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53Good.
00:57:53Then Katie pops up.
00:57:58Why were you following her, Jamie?
00:57:59Oh, my God.
00:58:00What have you done?
00:58:01Did she know that you were following her?
00:58:03I wasn't.
00:58:03Is there some sort of problem between you two?
00:58:05No.
00:58:06Jamie.
00:58:07What have you done?
00:58:08I haven't done anything wrong.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:11I'm now going to play you some footage.
00:58:14This is of you and Katie from the car park last night.
00:58:18Oh, the two of them were talking.
00:58:29Was that her pushing him?
00:58:30Yeah.
00:58:33Oh, he's grabbed her.
00:58:34Oh, no.
00:58:35Oh, he's stabbed her there.
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:58:41They've got the footage of the murder.
00:58:43I think that's enough.
00:58:45He's a kid.
00:58:4613.
00:58:48That's where we are.
00:58:49What's his dad thinking?
00:58:51How did I not know?
00:58:52Where did I go wrong?
00:58:53I held you as a baby not that long ago.
00:58:59I'm terminating this interview at 7.12 a.m.
00:59:03Let's go.
00:59:03Far out.
00:59:06How could your 13-year-old son kill someone?
00:59:11And he lied to him.
00:59:13It would absolutely gut you.
00:59:24What have you done?
00:59:26You'd still love him, right?
00:59:29Of course.
00:59:30If I was arrested for murder, would you want to do that?
00:59:37What do you think?
00:59:41Jesus.
00:59:42Oh, my God.
00:59:46No.
00:59:47What?
00:59:47I have to see where that goes.
00:59:52Oh, God.
00:59:53I don't want it.
00:59:54I don't have to.
00:59:55I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
01:00:09Okay, love.
01:00:10Do you want one?
01:00:11No, no.
01:00:13There's this guy on my social media.
01:00:16He's super cute.
01:00:17But when he talks, I don't like his voice.
01:00:21It's such a turn-off.
01:00:26He's scrolling through and looking at all these baby things.
01:00:30Yeah.
01:00:30All these cute little babies now that I'm...
01:00:32I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
01:00:38Huh?
01:00:38Please welcome your Australian Idol judges!
01:00:42This year, singing competitions were once again massive.
01:00:45And they don't come any bigger than Channel 7's...
01:00:48It's Australian Idol!
01:00:49...which kicked off in February.
01:00:51Just when you thought we couldn't do it again, we're doing it again.
01:00:54And we still can't find anybody good.
01:00:55And we weren't having much luck on the final day of auditions.
01:00:59Oh, I do love the shit ones.
01:01:01I was made for love for you, baby.
01:01:04Sounds like Kevin on a Friday night.
01:01:05Stay right on track.
01:01:08A cross between Louis Armstrong and a Muppet.
01:01:10Don't wanna let you go.
01:01:13Look, she can sing, but I don't like her voice.
01:01:15But we did get to meet this bloke and his autotuner.
01:01:19I'm the man now.
01:01:20I'm not sure if I agree with this.
01:01:22This is like bringing chat GBT into your exam.
01:01:25I hope his laptop doesn't decide to reboot.
01:01:27Then by March, we'd reached...
01:01:29Top 12 week...
01:01:31...and we discovered...
01:01:32It's 16-year-old Gisella!
01:01:34Oh, Gisella!
01:01:35If you can, baby...
01:01:38...to the western sky...
01:01:41Oh!
01:01:41She's pretty good.
01:01:43She's ten times better than the others.
01:01:45Brilliant.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:45I mean, we haven't had a female winner from WA ever.
01:01:50Female winner from WA is very specific.
01:01:53No, we haven't.
01:01:54That's like cricket stats when they're like,
01:01:57this is the highest third-wicket partnership on the fourth day of a test
01:02:00against the West Indies in November at the Gabba.
01:02:04Then by April, we'd only got to the...
01:02:06Top six.
01:02:07Top six.
01:02:08Didn't it start last year?
01:02:09About three years ago it started.
01:02:11But we did have a singer with a fabulous name.
01:02:13This is Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:15Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:17Without a...
01:02:19It sounds like someone's asked you what your name is,
01:02:21you've got really nervous and made up that name.
01:02:24Um, Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:27Yeah, you saw McDonald's behind the copper.
01:02:29Bring me a higher love.
01:02:32I'm, um, John Chickenwing.
01:02:33Uh, I'm Pat Nugget.
01:02:35Bring me a higher love.
01:02:38This is my only dance move.
01:02:40And eventually, we made it to the...
01:02:41Australian Idol Finals!
01:02:44All right, let's put this shit on so we can finish it.
01:02:46Thousands auditioned, but only three remain.
01:02:50And those three were Eilish, Gisella and...
01:02:53Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:54I love that they get single names
01:02:56and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:02:59And at the end of the marathon...
01:03:00The winner...
01:03:02Is...
01:03:02Of Australian Idol...
01:03:04Is...
01:03:042025...
01:03:06Is...
01:03:07Gisella.
01:03:07Gisella.
01:03:08Gisella.
01:03:08Gisella.
01:03:09Gisella.
01:03:09It's got to be Gisella, right?
01:03:11Marshall Hamburger!
01:03:13Oh!
01:03:16What?
01:03:16It's freaking Marshall!
01:03:18The burger with the lock.
01:03:19Thank you, Australia.
01:03:20Don't thank me.
01:03:21I didn't vote for you.
01:03:22It looks like someone's memorial.
01:03:23Well, they're dressed for a funeral.
01:03:25Look at them.
01:03:26Yours would be like this, Dad.
01:03:27Confetti going everywhere.
01:03:28Big party.
01:03:29I'll have a guest list.
01:03:30A random cowboy.
01:03:31And someone in an ugly dress.
01:03:32Good night, Australia!
01:03:35What are we going to do now?
01:03:36That's over with, Lee.
01:03:37Have a life.
01:03:39Well, bad luck.
01:03:40Because on Apple TV, we popped over to Korea for...
01:03:43Food?
01:03:44No.
01:03:44The fashion?
01:03:45No.
01:03:45K-pop!
01:03:47Yes.
01:03:48And the fans are mantled.
01:03:51Welcome to K-pop!
01:03:54How do we play this?
01:03:55Well, two mega pop stars go head to head as their hits were given a K-pop twist.
01:04:00Awesome.
01:04:01So who are they bringing in?
01:04:02It's Pop I-pop.
01:04:04I don't even know.
01:04:05What?
01:04:05I'm so excited to be K-pop-ed.
01:04:08Well, all the gays would have been happy.
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:10Okay, settle down because...
01:04:12Kylie!
01:04:13We'll be battling it out with...
01:04:14It's Jay Balvin.
01:04:16Who?
01:04:17Doesn't matter, because it's time to meet the Epp's guest K-pop group.
01:04:20Adiz.
01:04:21Adiz.
01:04:22Adiz!
01:04:23Do you reckon they're aware that the name of their band means an ass in Arabic?
01:04:26Absolutely not.
01:04:27I'll let the battles begin.
01:04:29My ass and Kylie Minogue performing.
01:04:31Okay, come on, Miss Minogue.
01:04:33Don't leave me lunch in your heart.
01:04:37Let's get K-pop!
01:04:39Oh, he's singing it in Korean.
01:04:43Wow!
01:04:44Big eye!
01:04:47Ready for the na-na-na, it's coming.
01:04:49La-la-la.
01:04:50La-la-la-la-la-la.
01:04:52La-la-la.
01:04:53Oh my God, I've just gone to gay heaven.
01:04:56And we stayed there in October with Netflix.
01:04:59Anything can happen.
01:05:00Oh my God, it's the dude from the Backstreet Boys.
01:05:04DJ McLean.
01:05:05Yeah, he was one that no one had a crush on.
01:05:06That's the one.
01:05:07And now he's hosting...
01:05:09Building the band.
01:05:10This is Love Is Blind, Cross The Voice.
01:05:13So they're going to hear each other sing and then have to choose without ever seeing each other.
01:05:16Exactly.
01:05:17And the first hopeful was...
01:05:19My name is Donzel.
01:05:20Donzel!
01:05:21I want an all-boys band.
01:05:22You can't sleep with the band members, though.
01:05:24Oh, well, they don't count me out.
01:05:26Because I wish you...
01:05:28If this was the voice, I would have pressed the button.
01:05:30All this world could give...
01:05:34Oh.
01:05:34So it is like The Voice.
01:05:36I want him.
01:05:37How many people hit the button for him?
01:05:3920 people want to be in a band with you.
01:05:42Yes!
01:05:4220 out of 50, that's good going.
01:05:44He's pressed my buttons too.
01:05:46Well, speaking of, in August on Channel 7...
01:05:49This is The Voice!
01:05:51But don't lie in that!
01:05:52...we witnessed something special.
01:05:54For my blind audition, I will be singing an Australian classic while integrating a traditional Aboriginal language.
01:06:01Oh, she's doing an English language.
01:06:03Let's go.
01:06:04I came from the dream time...
01:06:07She's got a great voice.
01:06:09She's good, Faye.
01:06:10Love this.
01:06:11Love all this.
01:06:14Good to go to.
01:06:15Oh, my God!
01:06:16Now you...
01:06:17To you, to you, Australian Jagarchin...
01:06:22We are Australian...
01:06:26Yeah, it's a Qantas ad.
01:06:28Yeah.
01:06:29It is, where they're all singing.
01:06:30I know.
01:06:31I love the quads.
01:06:33Wow.
01:06:35Why is this so nice?
01:06:38That was incredible.
01:06:40That is the best voice I've seen.
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