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00:00AHHHHH!
00:02AHHHHH!
00:18Down!
00:20Two, lower!
00:22Down!
00:24Three, down!
00:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:28They must have mixed up the pilots with a piece of shit.
00:30Janitors.
00:32What are you doing, janitor boy?
00:34Here to mop up our pissing shit.
00:40I'm here to get into Top Gun.
00:42Clean up my spit, my boy.
00:44Look at him. He's gonna cry.
00:46Summers. As in the son of Rick Summers?
00:48The one that's in jail for treason?
00:50I don't know who you had to give handjobs to to get in here.
00:54Your technique must be amazing.
00:56You learned that from your convict daddy?
00:58Attention!
00:59I'm on deck!
01:04You are here to test for the Strike Fighter Tactics Program.
01:08A.K.A. Top Gun.
01:12And I'm Admiral Yeager.
01:14Time to show my dad who I am.
01:16Joining us on this trial is the head of Senate Naval Council Tony Dubois.
01:20I had to come when I found out the son of a traitor somehow got in this trial.
01:26You are the best pilots of the Navy.
01:29All but one.
01:30Before we fly, we need to test your strength, mental toughness, and the dedication.
01:36These tests are designed to break the weak.
01:38Any questions?
01:40I have a question.
01:48Why are you trying to kill my son?
01:50He's not even a pilot!
01:52How could he possibly handle Top Gun?
01:54Dad!
01:55Paul?
01:56Paul's traitor daddy came to protect him.
01:58What are you doing here?
02:00This is a secret Navy trial, not a soup kitchen.
02:04Please.
02:06I've saved the lives of half the soldiers on this base.
02:10All right.
02:12Security.
02:13Oh, wait, wait.
02:15Let Rick watch his son make a fool of himself.
02:21A janitor?
02:22With the blood of a traitor?
02:25At Top Gun?
02:26America is done!
02:33You better hope Cole shits his pants, because if he flies,
02:39I will personally kill him.
02:43Unless my son does it first.
02:46Boy!
02:48Please welcome Gunner, the Giant Dubois, best pilot in the Navy, and my son.
02:57Is that the stench of dirty shit water?
03:01Or is it treason?
03:03I'm gonna break you into a cripple, just like your traitor old man.
03:10Well go ahead, hit me bitch.
03:12You can join Drunk Daddy dearest in prison.
03:15Control yourself.
03:19First trial.
03:20The opposing defaults are to make it feel like he's being ripped apart.
03:24To simulate that.
03:27The Hela trial.
03:28Here's how it goes.
03:29The helicopter will lift off and you're gonna try to hold down yourself as long as you can.
03:33First up, Captain Paul Daniels.
03:37Call side.
03:38Buckeye.
03:39Begin.
03:49Buckeye.
03:505.3 seconds.
03:51Well done.
03:52Next.
03:534.7 seconds.
03:584.5 seconds.
04:00Next up we have Lieutenant Mina Rylands.
04:03Call sign, Nightfall.
04:05Good luck.
04:08Don't think she's gonna wet your mop.
04:106.1 seconds.
04:11Nightfall takes the lead.
04:12Next up, the Giants.
04:136.1 seconds.
04:14Nightfall takes the lead.
04:156.1 seconds.
04:33Nightfall takes the lead.
04:35Next up, the Giants.
04:45Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new leader, Gunner the Giant Dubois, with 10.1 seconds.
05:02And finally, we have Cole Summers, call sign.
05:08Mock bucket.
05:09Admiral, I'm requesting a moment with my son.
05:12Will you at least drink this?
05:15You look like you're about to pass out.
05:17I'm fine.
05:19Son, don't do this.
05:22Just quit.
05:23Why would I do that?
05:24Because all you're going to do is make a complete ass out of yourself.
05:28You are not good enough.
05:29You have no idea what I'm capable of.
05:39You happy?
05:39Cole, don't do this.
05:43Cole, think about it.
05:45I can't mess this up.
05:47I might not get a chance like this again.
05:49But why do I feel so weak?
05:514.3 seconds, Mock bucket.
06:14That means you're in last place.
06:16I drugged him with enough tranquilizers to put a horse to sleep.
06:23But yet he held on as long as the others.
06:26I'm sorry, Cole.
06:28I'm doing this to save your life.
06:31My son...
06:33It's unbelievable.
06:36See?
06:37I knew he couldn't do it.
06:39Pretty much what I expected from a janitor.
06:41What's the matter, sweet pea?
06:46You look a little woozy.
06:48Just drop out of...
06:49Mop maggot.
06:56What?
06:57Summers, I think you've been drugged.
06:59Those fuckers...
07:01How do I shake it?
07:04For a mystery drug?
07:04You need an adrenaline shot, but that could kill you.
07:08We have to go to the ER.
07:10Not today.
07:12Second trial.
07:14Who's ready for a swim?
07:15Cole, don't do it.
07:17You'll drown.
07:18Then I'll drown.
07:19Thank you, Alex.
07:20Bye-bye.
07:25Bye-bye.
07:35...
07:35Bye-bye.
07:40Bye-bye.
07:45Bye-bye.
07:46Bye-bye.
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