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00:00Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!
00:11Ah, thank you, hun. Just what I wanted.
00:13Here's my gift, Dad.
00:15Thank you, Kip. I've always wanted, uh...
00:18It's a jaw-chewer. You put this gadget in your mouth and chew,
00:21it can help you tone your jaw and get rid of those flabby jowls.
00:24Thanks?
00:25Salesman assured me this is a great gift for dads.
00:30Cha-chewer, eh?
00:36Hot dough, Dad.
00:38Thank you, Kip. Let's take this baby for a spin.
00:53Are you serious?
00:55Chubbles Wubbington wants another million to star in my new movie, Jaw and Order?
00:59I know, I know. He's the big star.
01:02I just wish there was someone else we could cast.
01:04But I'm not just gonna randomly stumble across some perfect leading man.
01:10Kenny, I have to call you back. I love you, too.
01:22I can't believe this is happening.
01:35Well, believe it, kid.
01:37And this is just the start.
01:47You got the sauce, Marty.
01:49I'm telling you.
01:53Kid.
01:54Nothing is gonna stop your eyes.
01:56To the top.
01:57Um, hey, Roy. What's going on?
02:11Do you know what I like most about you, Marty?
02:13You're not taking me for all I'm worth.
02:16Unlike some mailboxes that I know.
02:19Do you like sparkling water, Marty, my boy?
02:22I think that's what I'll do.
02:23I'll throw you back in the Congress.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I'm sorry.
02:28Was I just replaced by a less expensive actor with a sharper jaw?
02:31Are you okay, Chubbles?
02:32No!
02:33Who am I if I'm not acting?
02:38Who am I if I'm not acting?
02:41I'm so sorry, Chubbles.
02:45It's okay, Kif. It's not like you inadvertently caused all this.
02:51There's so much you can do, Chubbles.
02:53The world is a big place filled with opportunity.
02:57Hey, let me help you.
02:58Hmm. Slim Pickens is looking for a new grocery cart, Wrangler.
03:10Look at me. So young. So innocent.
03:15Hey, is that Yes, Ancestor, the show where celebrities learn all about their family tree?
03:22Now, according to our research, you come from a long line of mailbox men and women.
03:28Yes, I do. My parents were disappointed that I didn't follow in their footsteps.
03:34I love acting, but sometimes I wonder, what if?
03:38That's it. You can be a mailbox man.
03:41Or a man-mailbox man.
03:44A mail-man-mail-mailman box?
03:49You're right. I'm going to be a mailman box.
03:53Just like my parents and my grandparents before me.
03:58Look at you.
04:04A mailman box.
04:05A mailbox who also delivers mail.
04:09Thank you, Kif.
04:10Look out, world.
04:11Chubbles the mailman is a-comin'.
04:13Guess who just gave Chubbles Wubbington a new lease on life.
04:24Way to go, Kif.
04:25I'm proud of you for being so kind and understanding.
04:28Here's your water, Mr. Chatterly.
04:33Oh, I'm sorry.
04:35I guess I was talking to myself when I asked for sparkling water.
04:38Does this water look sparkly to you?
04:42Dad, it's not that big of a deal.
04:46Kif, please.
04:47You're the daughter of Big Star with a big jaw.
04:49You deserve the best.
04:50Bless these people!
04:52Time to make magic, Jonathan.
04:54What?
04:54I named my jaw Jonathan.
04:57Oh, that's normal.
04:58What's wrong with my dad?
05:02Ah, this always happens with Leading Bed.
05:05His ego is almost the size of his jaw.
05:08His really big jaw.
05:10What do you mean I'm supposed to memorize my lines?
05:13People aren't buying tickets to hear words.
05:15They come for the jaw.
05:17Oh, no.
05:18Dad's turning into a real diva.
05:20Well, I hope Chubbles' new job is going well, at least.
05:24Ah, dude and sunshine's on my face.
05:27Things are looking up, Chubbles.
05:32A two-step on the cracks.
05:36Oh, what a tree.
05:39Nice, kids.
05:44Oh!
05:50Ta-da!
05:57I used to live here.
06:00Who are you?
06:01My name is Chubbles.
06:02Chubbles?
06:04Chubbles who?
06:05Chubbles, Wabbington.
06:07Who's Chubbles, Wabbington?
06:09Ha!
06:09Me!
06:11I used to live here.
06:13Can I have my mail, please?
06:15Have a wonderful day.
06:17Chubbles, how was your first day at work?
06:25Mmm, invigorating.
06:26I love this new life of mine.
06:27I'm just a regular person, delivering regular mail to regular people.
06:32Oh, that feels good to get off my regular shoulders.
06:36It shouldn't feel good.
06:37Your bag should be empty, not full of mail.
06:40Okay.
06:41I don't understand.
06:42I've been getting calls from all over town.
06:44Nobody got their mail.
06:46You're fired.
06:49I knew I was forgetting something.
06:51This is gonna be fine.
06:53We can find another job where you can be a regular guy.
06:57Why?
06:58I hate being a regular guy.
07:00I thought you were happy.
07:01No, I'm not.
07:03I wanted to love not being a famous movie star so badly.
07:07But the truth is, I'm miserable.
07:10I was just acting happy.
07:11Acting.
07:16Acting?
07:17Don't you see?
07:19You are an amazing actor.
07:21It's what you were born to do.
07:23We've got to get you back into John Order.
07:26But Roy hates me now.
07:28How are we going to change his mind?
07:30Leave that to me.
07:32You're going to bribe Roy with a free boombox.
07:36Brilliant.
07:37No, I'm going to sing a song.
07:38Oh, really?
07:39Would that work?
07:41Trust me.
07:41I've done this before.
07:48No, I wasn't cutting corners.
07:51Roy Fox?
07:52I have something to say.
07:54What's going on?
08:04Does anyone have any batteries?
08:06How many do you need?
08:08Six double D?
08:09As I was saying...
08:21What the actual...
08:25Martin must be throwing another fit.
08:27Don't look at me.
08:29Don't look at me.
08:33Don't look at me.
08:34I'm a monster.
08:36What happened?
08:37My jaw tree were broke.
08:38I tried to order a new one.
08:40It was supposed to arrive in the mail today, but it never came.
08:45I'm sorry, Martin.
08:47But you can't continue playing the lead.
08:49Because his jaw is all loose and flabby?
08:52Yes.
08:53And because Martin's obsession with sparkling water is bankrupting the studio.
08:57What can you do?
09:02Keep moving forward and whatnot.
09:04I'm sorry, Dad.
09:06But good news is your ego is back to normal.
09:08Come on.
09:09Let's go get you some regular non-sparkling water.
09:11Daddy's date.
09:14Woo!
09:14Daddy's date.
09:16Daddy's date.
09:17I have no star.
09:19I'm ruined.
09:20You already have a star.
09:22He's been right in front of you this whole time.
09:30Shovels?
09:31You came back.
09:34I was here the whole time.
09:37I was wrong.
09:40Nobody can replace you.
09:43No, Roy.
09:44I was wrong.
09:45I'll settle for half a million nuts.
09:48And a car.
09:50Your car.
09:50Any car.
09:52You're my star, Shovels.
09:53It was always you.
09:55I threw out Martin's jaw, sure.
09:57It was me.
09:57Act like you don't know.
09:58Oh, don't worry.
10:00I can act.
10:04Yeah, you can.
10:07Let's do it.
10:10I'm going to toss you up in the air now.
10:18Oh, goodness.
10:23I'm the jaw, Timmy.
10:25And I don't know about you, Order.
10:26P.I.
10:27But I think this city could use a little.
10:31Jaw and order.
10:33Kuh.
10:34I'll see you next time.
11:04Chirp.
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