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00:00Still no?
00:13Still no.
00:18Listen, Tao, what's it?
00:20I honestly don't want this to happen, but it's going to,
00:23unless Iris helps me get into this briefcase
00:26without damaging the contents.
00:28So do me a favor and ask her for me.
00:31Monica, please do as he says.
00:36That's not my name.
00:39I'm sorry, Tao, I really am,
00:41but he can't be allowed to have what he wants.
00:44Miss Brooke, please don't let them.
00:45That's not my name, and shush now.
00:53No.
00:54Please stop.
01:04Stop, leave me alone.
01:05She's right, sir.
01:06Leave me alone, please.
01:13How can you not care?
01:15I don't know.
01:18I just...
01:20don't...
01:21That is not true!
01:32Oh, for God's sake, Cameron, don't be preposterous.
01:35Miss Brooke.
01:36Calm down.
01:37Everything is fine.
01:38Everything is all fine!
01:39Come on, Iris!
01:40On the trigger, I don't.
01:41Nothing changes.
01:42Miss Brooke!
01:43Infinity minus one, Joy.
01:45Don't be afraid.
01:46Oh, that is such bullshit.
01:47Joy, it's just a position she takes.
01:49Even she doesn't believe it.
01:50I can assure you she very much does.
01:58Please don't shoot me.
01:59Please don't kill me.
02:03Miss Brooke.
02:04She's right, I can't.
02:08You do it.
02:10No!
02:20Oh, here comes that day.
02:23Oh, here comes that day.
02:25Oh, here comes the rain on your parade.
02:31There's a price to pay
02:35For a lack of insincerity
02:41And you pretend
02:47That it doesn't matter
02:49And that you're not scared
02:53Oh, here comes that day
02:59Here comes that day
03:01Oh, here comes that rain on your parade
03:06This important night
03:08Oh, here comes that rain on your parade
03:11To be continued...
03:41This is Two Seconds to Midnight, and I'm Alfie Bird.
03:59So, those of you who've been checking out the conspirosphere will already know we have had a slew of iris sightings recently.
04:06Grainy photographs from all over the world showing women who might, just possibly, might be her.
04:10All over the world, at the same time.
04:14I mean, does that feel like a disinformation campaign to you?
04:18Almost like someone is deliberately trying to make us look in all the wrong places, and we'll be doing something like that.
04:23Could it be someone who don't want to be found?
04:25Like, for instance, someone in hiding.
04:31We only know one thing for certain.
04:35With the reward now standing at four million euros,
04:40the real question is,
04:43who's going to find her first?
04:45We'll see you next time.
05:15Buongiorno.
05:23Buongiorno.
05:25The English?
05:27Si.
05:28Okay.
05:29Would you mind stepping back from the edge for me, please?
05:31Why?
05:33All I'm doing is looking at the sea.
05:36What's that in your hand?
05:40Give it to me, please.
05:45Whoa!
05:48Easy.
06:15You're right.
06:19Okay.
06:19She had this bit of some harm. Has she done this kind of thing before?
06:40Not that I know of, but I will talk to her about it.
06:44And, um, for the paperwork, you are?
06:48I'm Joyce Tudor, Harriet Brooke.
06:51And you leave her here?
06:52No, I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays, and every second Friday.
06:55When will her parents be back home?
06:57Guardians. They're expected this evening.
07:01Paris, wedding anniversary.
07:04Nights.
07:06I'm sure they will be in contact immediately when they return.
07:10I don't want to be rude, but I really do feel I should be attending to join.
07:14Film, I do feel it. If you need them.
07:17Thank you so much.
07:19No.
07:28No.
07:29No.
07:30No.
07:31So I suppose you were hoping to get their attention?
07:58No.
07:59I wasn't doing anything.
08:01Good, because it wouldn't have worked.
08:03I was just looking at the seat.
08:05Why not?
08:06Because they don't like you very much.
08:08That's not a thing that you can say.
08:11I don't see why not.
08:12And anyway, the funny thing about trying to raise yourself from existence is it can't be done.
08:18That's definitely not true, is it?
08:20Oh, it definitely is.
08:22Sylvia Plath, that other woman.
08:25Yes.
08:26But the thing is, the universe is infinite.
08:29And in an infinite space containing a finite number of particles, any possible arrangement of those particles must occur infinitely often.
08:38Which means that there are infinitely many you's out there and infinitely many me's.
08:44Right.
08:46So?
08:47So, if I were to slice open my carotid artery right here and now, that would end this particular reality for me.
09:07Stop now!
09:08But it doesn't matter.
09:09Because infinity minus one is still infinity.
09:14Which means, all those infinite versions of me would never experience that death.
09:25So I don't die.
09:26Because I can't.
09:27The maths.
09:28The maths.
09:29Say so.
09:30There's no murder, Joy, and there's no suicide.
09:35The mathematics say you have to exist.
09:39So the trick is to embrace that existence.
09:43And enjoy yourself.
09:45There now.
09:50Who says maths can't be fun?
09:52No, no, no.
10:19A month ago, he was retired by the name of Myrna Loi.
10:27I don't think it's his name.
10:28Don't tell me.
10:32Did you leave an indirizzo?
10:33No.
10:34He was contrasegnated for the RIT.
10:49He was an American man.
10:51He was a penguins.
10:52He was an American man.
10:53He could do his blackmail to the Nile to the right.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:58He could do his chemistry.
10:59He could do his feminist for a long time.
11:01He got a perfect, get a perfect sense of negativity.
11:04He was a smart person.
11:06He could do his best.
11:08A very good friend and he could do his best to do his best.
11:10The steamy on theanken is gone.
11:11He could have sump, but he couldn't give him the best to do his best.
11:14He could have found a good friend in his life.
11:16It's Monica.
11:34Hey.
11:46Hey.
11:53Hey.
11:58Hey.
12:02Hey.
12:06Hey.
12:10Cazzo.
12:12Cazzo cosa?
12:18Cazzo.
12:20Cazzo, sì.
12:22Beh, niente bar aperta per loro.
12:25A me sembra una morte accidentale.
12:27Fanculo.
12:28Mi remmo i secchi mortuari
12:30prima che finiscano le teste di cazzo.
12:34Buongiorno, capo.
12:35Come va la testa?
12:40Come si è un bufalo messo a scopa del cranio.
12:46Che ci abbiamo?
12:47Due infami legati col fil di ferro,
12:49dito delle mani, dei piedi, naso e lingue amputate.
13:00Avete trovata?
13:03Dov'è stata scattata?
13:04Deposito Mersi del porto di Cagliari,
13:06sei settimane fa.
13:07Mentre ritirava un telescopio.
13:10Andate fuori, grazie.
13:15Andate fuori, grazie.
13:29Indirizzo?
13:30Quello non ancora.
13:31Ne abbiamo una lista di papabili.
13:33Un posto fuori Alghero,
13:34sembra il più promettente.
13:35Bernardo sta andando a controllare.
13:37Va bene.
13:40Se questa cosa va dritta,
13:41ci becchiamo un sacco di soldi facili, facili.
13:46Ma dobbiamo rimanere qua,
13:47con cui occupassete queste stronzate emo,
13:49per cui in Nata Alghero incontrate Bernardo.
13:51non vi fate vedere da nessuno,
13:53viate il straghetto.
13:56Trovate Iris Nixon.
14:00Prendetela e chiudetela a fare.
14:03Vendetela a chiunque sia comprando.
14:06Vendetela a chiunque sia comprando.
14:08Questa è a chiunque sia comprando.
14:10Questa è in mente?
14:24Non.
14:25I suppose, why do we have to keep meeting here?
14:38Well, we could always go to your place.
14:44It's just, I haven't even seen your apartment.
14:51I feel like I don't know anything about you.
14:53Well, it's basically nothing to know.
14:57That's just not true.
15:00Why do you say that?
15:02Have you been sniffing around my life?
15:04Have you been following me?
15:08Of course not, Jesus, Monica.
15:12You're just very private.
15:14I mean, you have brothers, sisters.
15:19Have you been married before?
15:21Do you like movies?
15:23Honestly, who cares?
15:25I do.
15:27God, you need to stop this tale. You really do.
15:30Why?
15:32Because whatever you think I am, I'm not.
15:35I wish there was sometimes, but...
15:41I'm just not...
15:44Well, you know, everyone is hiding something, right?
15:50The truth is, we don't know much about her.
16:03Just that she was nobody much from nowhere much.
16:06A woman with a brain the size of a planet, just drifting from low-paid job to low-paid job without ever being noticed.
16:16And that she was addicted to solving puzzles, quizzes, cryptic crosswords, ciphers, Sudoku, escape rooms.
16:25Until...
16:26Until...
16:28Well...
16:29She followed a mysterious online treasure hunt to Florence.
16:34And disappeared.
16:38Completely vanished.
16:40...
16:45...
16:46...
16:50...
16:52Rivedo ancora i vecchi amici che ho e mi salutano
16:58Ciao, ciao
17:00E sulla spiaggia limpida non è cambiato niente
17:04Sotto il sole è caldo, io ti cerco tra la gente
17:08So chi ci sei, ecco mi hai vista e tu
17:14Mi vieni incontro correndo e stai sorridendomi
17:19Ciao, ciao, grido che amando ti
17:23Ciao, ciao, amore abracciami
17:27Ciao, ciao, sono tornata da ver
17:32Iris?
17:36Iris, is it?
17:38Welcome. I'm Cameron.
17:41Do you want a seat?
17:45I know who you are. I read Wired magazine. Well actually I don't, but I know who you are.
17:58Do you know what I do?
17:59Not really. Well, I mean sort of. You're basically like a venture capitalist kind of thing.
18:05I'm an investor. A private investor.
18:07I don't mean to be rude, but isn't that just a nicer way of saying venture capitalist?
18:11No. It's a grown up way of saying I'm excited by big ideas.
18:16And money presumably.
18:18No, money's not the point. Money is a byproduct that enables me to keep doing what I love.
18:22Which is what?
18:23Helping brilliant people do brilliant things. Speaking of which, congratulations on winning this treasure hunt thing which you just did, obviously.
18:36About a long way. Days, actually.
18:38Do you have any idea how many people took part?
18:44Nope.
18:46Guess.
18:47Twelve.
18:48Seventeen thousand. Give or day.
18:51And that includes teams from Oxford and Stanford, crypto security freaks, obsessives, hobbyists, nutjobs.
19:00And here you are.
19:02So...
19:08Yes?
19:10Do I win something?
19:12By what?
19:13I don't know. Chocolate factory.
19:15Where's it come from, this aptitude with puzzles?
19:21I don't know. I never really gave much thought.
19:23I'm not sure I believe you there, Iris.
19:26Seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought.
19:29Fine.
19:34Give me a number.
19:35Between what and what?
19:36Any number, just a number.
19:38One thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine.
19:41One thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine is the smallest number expressible as a sum of two cubes in two different ways.
19:48Okay.
19:50Wow.
19:51I can't take any credit for it.
19:54It's just how I was born.
19:55Born where and to whom?
19:56Nowhere much. To no one much.
19:58But I would imagine that you know this already.
20:03What with all the due diligence.
20:06She's a self-made woman.
20:07Who owes her lack of success to nobody.
20:09You could be out there earning millions.
20:11Yeah, but to tell the truth,
20:14I've never been all that interested.
20:16But you know this whole treasure hunt thing was essentially job interview, right?
20:20I don't mean you must.
20:21I like to recruit outliers.
20:24And what an outliers outlier you are.
20:27Listen, I'm...
20:28I really appreciate the interest and everything, but I'm not the person you're looking for.
20:37I haven't even told you what it is yet. Or what it pays.
20:40It won't matter. Jobs and I don't mix.
20:42Why, you get bored?
20:45Partly.
20:47Is it a compulsion then, solving puzzles?
20:51Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube, Cameron. I'm not a crossword puzzle. You don't get to solve me.
20:55No, I'm not trying to solve you.
20:58I'm just trying to get you to come and work with me.
21:00Doing what?
21:01Solving just an incredibly difficult puzzle. Something no one's been able to do.
21:13What kind of puzzle?
21:15One that matters.
21:16Matters is a relative term. Some people think jazz matters.
21:19Well, we're talking Newton level matters.
21:21Einstein, Oppenheimer. Fundamental nature of underlying reality.
21:27Seeing the face of God matters.
21:34I'm really not interested.
21:38My God, your pants are so on fire.
21:44Okay, look. This is what I think we should do.
21:48Come with me. See it for yourself.
21:52And if it's still a no, well then I try it.
21:57So is it? You're evil there.
22:08Pretty much. It's called Caliburn.
22:11So you actually live here?
22:19Most of the time, believe it or not.
22:22It used to be some kind of government listening station.
22:25The living quarters are upstairs.
22:27They're quite snazzy, actually.
22:30So what are you hiding down here?
22:32We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.
22:33Why?
22:34We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.
22:47Why?
22:48Well, he's not small potatoes.
22:49It's just a name.
22:50No, it's not that. You're diminishing it because it frightens you.
22:54Yeah, he does a bit.
22:55So what exactly is it?
22:56It's a topological quantum device.
22:57Operating at very close to room temperature.
22:58What does it use to do?
22:59It's just a name.
23:00It's just a name.
23:01No, it's not that.
23:02That's not that.
23:03You're diminishing it because it frightens you.
23:05Yeah, he does a bit.
23:06So what exactly is it?
23:07It's a topological quantum device.
23:10Operating at very close to room temperature.
23:13Yeah, he does a bit.
23:15So what exactly is it?
23:18It's a topological quantum device,
23:21operating at very close to room temperature.
23:24What does it use for qubits?
23:26Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles.
23:29That's a complex configuration of electrons.
23:32Of electrons that can't suffer random errors, I know.
23:35Yeah.
23:37And what about those things, they're excrescences?
23:42They look organic.
23:44Almost, but no.
23:46He's using non-organic polymers to create neural pathways.
23:50Capable of creative thought.
23:55It's growing its own brain.
23:57Well, we've all done it.
24:03What's the use case?
24:05To think thoughts that have yet to be thought.
24:08What's the equivalent process in power?
24:11Say two million qubits.
24:17That's not possible.
24:18Well, like I say, brilliant people doing brilliant things.
24:23He's world-changing.
24:25He is before and after.
24:30He's the wheel.
24:31Not long ago, he came up with a cure for acute lymphoblastic leukemia.
24:39We asked him how he felt about it.
24:43What did it say?
24:45He didn't say anything.
24:47He sang.
24:48He sang a henry�DAY
24:52And still told me we'd have to act like she did enough.
24:53It's all strgebaut.
24:54So it's walking away and it's one of her days.
24:56At times when he was families trying to see the survivors beyond there.
24:58so what's wrong with it and what's the puzzle that needs solving
25:17he's asleep
25:20and i need you to wake him up for me
25:28when were you planning on telling us about what about the police what police the police
25:40who drove you home this morning who told you that senora antonio she's a liar she's a perfectly
25:48nice woman actually and why would she lie because she doesn't like me has it ever occurred to you
25:54we could just call the police and ask them what happened whatever what's the point in telling
26:00you things if you wouldn't believe me anyway that's enough can you can you go and do something
26:05useful please she needs to see someone who's left an exorcist
26:13so
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28:00this is two seconds to midnight and i'm alfie bird check out the increased activity
28:04on the find iris nixon crowdfunding page the last time i looked at the meter stood at just
28:09under 4.1 million euros someone pledged an additional wait for it 200 grand
28:18oh come on just stop
28:20it almost makes me wonder
28:21it almost makes me wonder
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30:40do you speak english
30:42do you speak english
30:52okay
30:53i'm getting a bit bored here so
30:54i think i'm gonna cut off your penis
30:56ah
30:58you do speak english good
31:00let's not worry about your penis for the moment
31:02let's put your penis on the back burner
31:04let's just leave your penis where it is
31:06ah
31:08ah
31:10so here's the good news
31:12you found me
31:14the bad news is
31:16is that even if i don't
31:18put your throat
31:20bleeding and shock is gonna kill you
31:22so is that how you want your evening to end
31:24ah
31:26good
31:27so how about this
31:28i'll do something about the bleeding
31:30and you're gonna tell me
31:32what you're doing here
31:34who do you work for
31:36and how many of you there are
31:38how does that sound
31:40si
31:42si
31:44va bene
31:46hey
31:48si
31:52ah
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33:01Oh, fuck you, Lord!
33:31Three, two, I!
34:01Three, two, I!
34:31And this is Charlie's creator, Jensen.
34:37Jensen's got a brain that's off the scale.
34:40Hey, Jensen.
34:43Off the scale.
34:45What happened?
34:48Manny.
35:01Genius is madness on a good day.
35:11Jensen ran out of good days.
35:12He gave Charlie everything he had.
35:37And I think he came to hate him for it.
35:46And he's been like this ever since.
35:51All we need to get the machine up and running again is to enter an activation sequence.
35:56A password, basically.
35:58Well, yes, except it's an extremely complicated password that Jensen enciphered in this.
36:05It's his diary.
36:06Using an encryption system that only he understands.
36:11And nobody's been able to break it.
36:14Have they, Jensen?
36:17Not yet.
36:18So, if you can decide with the password, we can get Charlie operational again, and Bob's your uncle.
36:28So, why all this sneaking around?
36:58Why not advertise a job like a normal human being?
37:06Because nobody can know about this.
37:08Not under any circumstances, not ever.
37:11I got carried away by the possibilities.
37:14I burned through my capital, over-leveraged.
37:17So I had to go and find the money.
37:21A silent investor.
37:23What kind of investor?
37:25Well, you know the sort of investor
37:28where you can borrow several billion US dollars
37:32in exchange for exclusive access
37:34to a piece of technology
37:35that's gonna make them even richer.
37:37But when you don't deliver, they basically laugh it off
37:40and chalk it up to experience
37:42and don't murder you
37:44in terrible, terrible, unimaginable ways.
37:48Yeah?
37:49That's not the sort of investor I went to.
37:52I need you to wait Charlie up for me, Iris.
37:58Or they're gonna kill me.
38:00Or they're going to bring you in
38:01in pretty small fights.
38:02Only she was going to take you
38:03to get the lead тех spots.
38:04Or they'll drop you to thestart you
38:05like causing fun.
38:06Wait, just a
38:17take this look?
38:18No, no, no.
38:19That's right.
38:20They were all honorable.
38:21Yeah?
38:22Yeah.
38:23Well, your lady.
38:24I was here with color guy.
38:25Look at her.
38:26I am Need?
38:27Ooh.
38:28There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically.
38:51There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically.
38:58There's no murder, there's no murder, there's no murder.
39:10There's no murder, there's no murder.
39:17There's no murder.
39:22There's no murder, there's no murder.
39:37There's no murder.
39:58There's no murder.
40:11There's no murder.
40:32There's no murder.
40:45There's no murder.
40:58There's no murder.
41:11There's no murder.
41:26There's no murder.
41:47There's no murder.
41:56There's no murder.
42:01There's no murder.
42:14There's no murder.
42:16There's no murder.
42:31There's no murder.
42:43Don't ask who we are.
42:45All you need to know is we found Alice Nixon's place and we want your money.
42:52Do you have Iris?
42:57Not yet.
42:59I want to see the money in escrow.
43:02One shit it sells.
43:04We'll bring that in.
43:06Let's make this simpler for you.
43:08What we need you to do is find a book she stole from us.
43:12What kind of book?
43:15If you can find this, the money's yours.
43:45What's the money?
43:46To be honest, the money I didn't get paid on you in the house for a while.
43:55It was the money I was looking for, I knew the money I grew up.
43:58You hated it, you didn't buy it, you didn't buy I didn't buy it, you didn't buy it.
44:01You didn't buy it, you didn't buy it.
44:02You didn't buy it, that's what I was doing.
44:04I bet you didn't buy it for you, you don't buy it.
44:08For a while.
44:13The disc.
44:43The disc.
45:13The disc.
45:43The disc.
46:12The disc.
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