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00:00RIPPED!
00:03This episode of Teen Creek is brought to you by Pretendo Time.
00:08Whoa! So real!
00:10That's right! It's Pretendo Time!
00:12The fun new game where you can do anything you want!
00:15Whoa!
00:16Visit Strange New World!
00:18Whoa!
00:19Sword fight a swordfish!
00:21Take that!
00:22Ride a sentient biscuit!
00:24Whoa! So real!
00:26Play tennis with a public servant!
00:28Wow!
00:29Why?
00:30Oh, Pretendo Time!
00:31The fun new game with graphics so realistic,
00:33you won't believe it's not real!
00:35Oh, I've heard about this Pretendo Time.
00:38I want to give it a try!
00:39I bet Reggie has one.
00:40Let's go to Reggie!
00:41Let's go!
00:47He has it!
00:49Reggie, can we try to Pretendo Time?
00:51I'm not sure how to answer that.
00:53But you see, you have already experienced Pretendo Time.
00:57In Reggie's World!
01:07Not only do I have Pretendo Time,
01:09but I've personalized it into a version I call Reggie's World.
01:13Using DNA samples collected from the cafeteria,
01:16I have created simulated versions of you both.
01:19These versions have played the game and have had a great time.
01:25Can we see?
01:26Hmm, let's see.
01:28Trevor, Renee, William and Candle.
01:31Ah, here we go.
01:33Kiff and Barry.
01:39It's about 11 minutes long.
01:41I'm gonna go get an apple juice.
01:45Have you gumdrops ever tried?
01:47Pretendo Time?
01:49Think of something impossible that you want to do,
01:53and I will make it happen.
01:55I suppose it would be pretty cool to fly.
01:59Try flapping your arms.
02:07What did you think?
02:08For a game made by a kid, that was...
02:10Yeah, it was pretty good.
02:15Home, Jeeves!
02:16Sorry, Kiff.
02:17I got one last pizza delivery before I can take you home.
02:29This guy sure loves catapults.
02:31Tableside delivery?
02:32Not like that.
02:34Use the catapult.
02:41I think he's mad at us.
02:46The door! The door!
02:49The door!
02:51What is happening?!
02:55Bye!
03:00I love you!
03:01I love you so much!
03:04Barry, we're flying!
03:06Whoa!
03:08This is impossible.
03:09I don't understand.
03:11I don't understand.
03:13I don't...
03:14Kiff!
03:15It was Reggie's world whole time!
03:18Reggie!
03:19Reggie!
03:20Reggie!
03:21Reggie!
03:22Reggie!
03:29Whoa.
03:35It's a little disorienting watching yourself do Pretendo Time
03:38in Pretendo Time.
03:40Yeah.
03:41You're now wondering if this is still Pretendo Time.
03:47Oh my gosh!
03:48Yes, Reggie!
03:49That's exactly what we're wondering!
03:51I don't know what to tell you, Gumdrops.
03:54If this is Pretendo Time?
03:56Even I don't know.
03:58Now, if you'll excuse me, my mom is about to call me for dinner.
04:02Reggie, dinner!
04:08Reggie, dinner!
04:09I mean, Reggie was acting like he knew his mom was about to call him for dinner, so that was like a clever way of telling us we're still in Pretendo Time, right?
04:15I don't know.
04:16I don't know.
04:17This seems like a lot of stuff to program.
04:22Reggie programmed every car, every license plate.
04:23And all the storefronts.
04:24Like, so much detail.
04:25Did he program all the stuff inside?
04:29Did he program all these mattresses?
04:30Did he program all these mattresses?
04:31And all these little mattresses?
04:32I don't know.
04:33I don't know.
04:36This seems like a lot of stuff to program.
04:42I mean, Reggie programmed every car, every license plate.
04:46And all the storefronts.
04:47Like, so much detail.
04:49Did he program all the stuff inside?
04:52Did he program all these mattresses?
04:58And all these little tags with all these little writings?
05:04Seems impossible.
05:06Let's tear open a mattress and see if Reggie programmed all the stuffing inside.
05:10Yes.
05:15Whoa.
05:16Hey!
05:17You kids gonna pay for that?
05:18Did Reggie program Rob sadly?
05:21I mean, he's so realistic.
05:23Look at his nose hairs.
05:25Incredible.
05:27I mean, actually it seems a little unrealistic.
05:29It's like a toothbrush.
05:30That's too much hair for a nose.
05:32Wait a minute.
05:33Are you two wondering if we're really in a simulation?
05:35Have you ever heard of Ellis Gert Griswold?
05:40You gotta watch this video that the government doesn't want you to see.
05:50What up truth seekers?
05:51As promised, I'm gonna tell you whether or not we're all living in a simulation.
05:55But first, I wanna talk about brain pills.
05:58Did you know, like our bodies, our brains have a core?
06:06You guys ever take brain pills?
06:09So, are we living in a simulation?
06:14The answer is...
06:17Yes!
06:18Yes!
06:19Whoa!
06:25None of this is real.
06:26It's kind of freeing, right?
06:29Yeah.
06:30We can do whatever we want.
06:32Ooh, french fries.
06:33Those are my fries.
06:34Charge it to Reggie.
06:39Citizens of this Grand Republic, my spirits lie heavy with unfortunate tidings.
06:46Our emperor has fallen ill.
06:49Ooh!
06:50Ooh!
06:51Ooh!
06:52Ooh!
06:53Ooh!
06:54Ooh!
06:55Ooh!
06:56Ooh!
06:57Ooh!
06:58Ooh!
06:59Ooh!
07:00Ooh!
07:01Ooh!
07:02Ooh!
07:03Ooh!
07:04Ooh!
07:05Ooh!
07:06Ooh!
07:07Ooh!
07:08Ooh!
07:09Ooh!
07:10Ooh!
07:11Ooh!
07:12Ooh!
07:13Ooh!
07:14Ooh!
07:15Hey, y'all.
07:16I'm a new character.
07:17Cowboy Sally.
07:18And this here's my horsey, Mr. Pickles!
07:22Giddy up, Mr. Pickles.
07:25Whoa!
07:26Whee!
07:27Look!
07:28Reggie program teams.
07:30Ooh!
07:31Ooh!
07:32Yeah!
07:33Whoa!
07:34Whoa!
07:35Whoa!
07:36Oh, yeah!
07:37Awesome!
07:38Danny, you're a legend!
07:39Really fun!
07:40Woo!
07:41Woo!
07:42Woo!
07:43Woo!
07:44Woo!
07:45Woo!
07:46Woo!
07:47All right!
07:48Come on, Erie.
07:49Yeah!
07:51Let's go!
07:54Let's go!
07:55Are you sure?
07:56No middle schooler's ever done it!
08:04We're safe in the simulation, right?
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah, I think so.
08:10It's pretty far down.
08:12Wanna make sure Reggie programs this real good for us first?
08:15That's so smart.
08:16Tomorrow, Barry and I will do the rope swing together!
08:21Yay!
08:22Yeah!
08:23Woo!
08:24Keep your promises!
08:25Woo!
08:26Yeah!
08:27We'll hold you to it!
08:31Hey!
08:32Do you have time in your schedule to...
08:36and whip us up a little safe rope swing experience?
08:39A rope swing?
08:42Child's play.
08:43Ha!
08:44That's great.
08:45Thanks, Reggie!
08:48Yeah!
08:49All right!
08:50Yeah!
08:51How was your simulated sleep?
08:53So realistic.
08:54I got into bed, I closed my eyes, and then it was today.
08:57Me too.
08:58Yeah!
08:59Woo!
09:00All right!
09:01Reggie really pulled out all the stops with the simulation.
09:03Shall we?
09:04Yeah!
09:13Hey, look!
09:14There's Reggie!
09:15I did it, Kiffinberry!
09:16I stayed up all night and I made a simulation!
09:20I added that little speedboat.
09:21Pretty cool, huh?
09:22Isn't this the simulation?
09:23No!
09:24I told you already!
09:25This is real?
09:26No!
09:27No!
09:28I told you already!
09:29This is real?
09:30We should climb down.
09:31Very carefully.
09:32Boo!
09:33Boo!
09:34Boo!
09:35Boo!
09:36Boo!
09:37Boo!
09:38Boo!
09:39Boo!
09:40Boo!
09:41Boo!
09:42Boo!
09:43I added that little speedboat.
09:45Pretty cool, huh?
09:46Isn't this the simulation?
09:50No!
09:51I told you already!
09:52This is real?
09:54We should climb down very carefully.
09:55Boo!
09:56Boo!
09:57Boo!
09:58Boo!
09:59Boo!
10:00Boo!
10:01Boo!
10:02Oh no, the blues are distracting me!
10:03Do it!
10:04Boo!
10:05Boo!
10:06Boo!
10:07Boo!
10:08Boo!
10:09Boo!
10:10Boo!
10:11Boo!
10:12Boo!
10:13Boo!
10:14Boo!
10:15Boo!
10:16Boo!
10:17Boo!
10:18Boo!
10:19Boo!
10:20Boo!
10:21Boo!
10:22Boo!
10:23Boo!
10:24Boo!
10:25Huh?
10:26Reggie!
10:27Wait, I thought you were gonna show us Pretendo time.
10:32It's not ready yet.
10:34If this isn't the simulation, then what am I doing here?
10:38Wha?
10:39Uh...
10:40Huh?
10:41Huh?
10:42Chirp.
11:12Chirp.
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