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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 7 Episode 2
Mama June From Not to Hot S07E02
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00:00Well, Alana's live.
00:02I don't know why she can't just send a check.
00:03Like, girl, go ahead, send me a little check.
00:06Alana blasted mama on social media
00:08for not paying her the $30,000 she stole.
00:12The , seeing Alana on live is like,
00:14kinda like pissing me off.
00:15Hi, you reached Alana, just leave me a message,
00:17unless you're mama.
00:19Meanwhile, Alana was in Colorado,
00:21focusing on her sophomore year.
00:23I passed all my classes,
00:25and I am officially in my second year of college.
00:29All while dealing with the stress
00:31of Jalen's legal issues.
00:33Right now, he's pleading not guilty.
00:35I mean, I am really nervous for the trial.
00:36We're hoping for probation,
00:38but at the end of the day, anything can happen.
00:40On the bright side, my new business is booming.
00:43Here's my newest employee.
00:46Hi.
00:47I also pitched my first vendor event to the mayor.
00:50It would be like crafters
00:52and a bunch of different small businesses.
00:54I will share this with our council,
00:57and once we approve it, we'll get back with you.
01:00Okay, perfect, that sounds great.
01:02The minute mama heard there might be an event,
01:04she tried to weasel her way in.
01:06If it's open to the public,
01:07I need to go sell a few things.
01:09What the are you gonna sell?
01:10I've been making B2 pins.
01:13My marriage had been broken for years.
01:15We couldn't fix it, so I told my therapist I was done.
01:18I think I'm at the point of getting a divorce.
01:22Do you wanna share with him in a session?
01:23That would be probably better.
01:26I know you still love her.
01:27I love pumping the rest of my life, bro.
01:29Both of us are on separate pages
01:31of what we want from this relationship,
01:33and honestly, I'm just at the point
01:35where I'm just ready to rip that Band-Aid off.
01:48Okay, let's talk.
01:57I need to tell you something.
02:04Oh, that's the one I hear.
02:07Hello?
02:11Yes, this is her, saved by the bell.
02:15Okay, that's great.
02:17I did not know, like, obviously,
02:19how things were gonna go over
02:21with the city council, too, you know?
02:23I guess we'll just talk later then.
02:24Because there is a lot of people.
02:28She was saying to the phone call
02:29in the middle of us talking.
02:30Like, I get work is important,
02:32but, like, our marriage is important also.
02:34Well, thank y'all so much.
02:38All right.
02:41Okay, bye-bye.
02:47I think I found there.
02:53I'm gonna go to the warehouse for a little bit, okay?
02:57We still need to talk.
02:58You know, I'm really glad that the mayor called and said,
03:16you're approved for your event,
03:18because Lord knows I need all the distractions I can get right now.
03:21It probably wasn't a better timing,
03:23because I think it's just better to talk to Josh
03:26with the therapist like I had already planned.
03:32Hey, girly pop.
03:33Hey, girl.
03:34What are you doing?
03:35I'm just running late to class,
03:36but I wanted to be a quick call.
03:37Just, like, remind you that I'm gonna be home tomorrow
03:41for, like, the court stuff with Jalen.
03:43I know.
03:44So you better have the house ready for me.
03:46Okay, girl.
03:47Did you tell mama you was coming in?
03:49No, girl.
03:50She's been blowing me up her stuff.
03:51I really just don't even want to talk to her.
03:52I'm for being honest.
03:53Like, I want my money, and that's it.
03:54I know.
03:55At least you'll be here for the event,
03:56because the mayor said yes,
03:57and that way you can help me with the kids.
03:58All right.
03:59Well, I need to run anyways, because I have class.
04:01All right.
04:02See you tomorrow.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
04:13And I can show you how to work the press.
04:19Press the R?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Jax!
04:22What did I do?
04:24We have got a lot to do.
04:27And Paisley's pressing T's?
04:29Yeah, we're trying to get it going.
04:33You got approved?
04:34Yes!
04:35So you think you're ready for this?
04:37I think so.
04:38We do got to get some stuff, though.
04:40We're gonna need quarter potties.
04:42Quarter potties, for sure.
04:43How do you spell that?
04:44Porta.
04:45P-O-T-C-Y.
04:47We need flyers.
04:48Definitely do need flyers.
04:50Now that I really think about it, though,
04:51we're gonna need music to keep everybody piped up.
04:54Then we're also maybe gonna need to add, like, a car show,
04:57because I'm sure there's gonna be husbands out there with their wives
04:59that men can be distracted while the women are swiping the debit cards.
05:03So, it sure is a lot to pull off in a week,
05:06but if I'm gonna be this business muggle...
05:09Boss Babe, here I am.
05:11Vendor application.
05:14So, here's the thing about that, okay?
05:16Everybody's welcome.
05:17I don't care if you sell the same thing I do.
05:19I don't care if you sell the same thing Joe Blow does.
05:21We sell basically everything.
05:23You need a tumbler.
05:24You need a blanket.
05:25You need clothes.
05:26Anything you can think of, I pretty much carry.
05:29But I guess I need to call Mama, too.
05:31You're really gonna let her come?
05:33I mean, money is money, Jessie.
05:35You ain't gonna take 50 bucks?
05:36I mean, 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
05:38What if you tell her her fee's 100?
05:40That's probably your best idea, but no, I'm gonna tell her it's 50 due by Friday,
05:44and don't be later, you'll have to pay $100.
05:46For our event, each vendor has to pay $50 a pop.
05:49But the thing is, I'm from a small town, so all it is for me is getting my name out there
05:54to people locally and people from far away.
05:56By the end of my event, everybody's gonna be talking about the Sisters Closet.
06:00I'm hoping in the long haul, the Sisters Closet will be everywhere.
06:03I'm gonna bring all y'all with me, all the loyal employees with me.
06:07Okay.
06:16And my pants turned out good.
06:18Well, that's $12.
06:20Oh, wow.
06:21$12.
06:22Huh.
06:23Look.
06:24Yep.
06:25Pumpkin finally texted and said the event is a go, so I've gotta bust out some of my famous
06:29Mama June pens.
06:30They used to sell really big online.
06:33It's upside down, too.
06:34It's okay.
06:35It's made by me, blind person.
06:37Yep.
06:41Welcome to Mama June's custom pens made by yours truly.
06:45And let me tell you, you can get three different kinds of pens.
06:48This is a basic bitch pen for $3, $5.
06:53Okay, I that all up.
06:56This one says something bitch.
06:58And this is a specialty bitch pen for $7.
07:02They're made by yours truly.
07:04But if you called it out, you can get all of these for the low, low price of $12.
07:09So that's a savings of $3.
07:16I'm gonna be sending blasts all over my social media and this is gonna be like off the chain.
07:22You need to move a little bit faster than what you're moving.
07:24Time is money, honey bunch.
07:26Every time you put one up there, that's a cha-ching.
07:29That's what you cha-ching?
07:31Yup.
07:32Oh, look who it is.
07:33Hello?
07:34What are you doing?
07:35I just sent your message and I was just calling to let you know that I'm gonna be home later on today for a few days because Jalen's got court.
07:42I'm not gonna lie.
07:43I mean, I am really mad that Ilana drug me online.
07:46But like we've been through a lot of drama this past year.
07:49So I'm just ready to like pay her back, squash all this drama and then move forward with life.
07:54It's gonna work out really good because like you're gonna be here for Pumpkin's event.
07:57We're all gonna do like an official, unofficial meeting greet if all the family's out there.
08:02So there's gonna be a lot of people there just to be able to like see me and my pins and stuff like that.
08:08A lot of people just to be here.
08:10Yeah, I know. That's a little talky, Amy.
08:12Um, and then I'm gonna pay you money back and like squash all this bull .
08:16I mean, it would all be done and over with if you just really pay me back.
08:20All right.
08:21Well, we can meet up or whatever the day before the event.
08:24Yeah, okay.
08:25I guess we can just do lunch or something.
08:26All right, Mom.
08:28What are you over there doing taking a break?
08:30Yup.
08:31We don't take breaks on the assembly line.
08:33No, ma'am.
08:34You ain't my boss.
08:35I'm helping you.
08:36I don't have to do nothing.
08:37You are.
08:38You are working for me right now.
08:39You're on my clock.
08:40No, I'm not.
08:41You've lost your mind.
08:44Where are you going?
08:45I'm getting something to drink.
08:46If you want something done, you got to do it your own self.
09:00Mom, you don't have to take that out.
09:02It's not.
09:03You have to plug it in.
09:04How else is it going to blow up?
09:06Oh, my God.
09:11Where are you going?
09:12I want to go catch some fresh air.
09:13Okay.
09:14Lining them on the way?
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17All right.
09:18Honestly, I'm really excited for Alana and Draylin to come because between everything
09:23else I've had going on in my personal life and the tension in this house, I think them
09:25being here, it'll just be so much better.
09:30Hey, you made it.
09:31Where are you going to go?
09:32I'm going to go out for a bit, man.
09:33You know what I'm saying?
09:34Quiet.
09:35Go get some air.
09:36You know, roll the windows down.
09:37Get some air.
09:38Really?
09:39Yeah.
09:40I'm really excited for Alana and Draylin to come.
09:41That's the starting to wait for me to get in here in the morning and I'm really excited
09:42for Alana and Draylin to come because between everything else I've had going on in my personal
09:43life and the tension in this house, I think them being here, it'll just be so much better.
09:49Hey!
09:51You made it!
09:54Where are you gonna go?
09:56I'm gonna go out for a bit, man!
09:58You know what I'm saying?
09:59Quiet!
10:00Go get some air, you know?
10:01Roll the windows down.
10:02Get some air?
10:03Breathe!
10:04I love Alana and Draylon to death,
10:06and because of what's going on with Pumpkin right now,
10:09I'm not really in the mood to be a social butterfly,
10:12so I'm gonna go take a walk.
10:14Hold that side back.
10:16Why?
10:17Because it looks like fancy a little bit.
10:21Lonnie!
10:23My Lonnie!
10:24My Lonnie!
10:25My Lonnie!
10:26Hey, Ellen!
10:27Jenny!
10:28Hey there, pretty baby.
10:30What are you doing, Mom?
10:31We're getting in late.
10:32Something like that.
10:34How was your flight?
10:35It was good.
10:37Where's Josh going?
10:39I don't know, girl.
10:40Going out or something?
10:42I made you a bed,
10:43so you don't have to sleep on the couch.
10:45Wow.
10:46Upgrade it.
10:47I guess I'm supposed to meet with Mama tomorrow
10:49and have lunch, you know?
10:50For what?
10:51Supposedly, she's supposed to put me back.
10:54Good luck.
10:56I haven't told anybody else but our therapist that I wanted a divorce.
11:01Alana's been around for a long time.
11:03She's seen me and Josh go through problems, not communicating, all of those things.
11:08But I do still try to shelter her because I know that Josh is like a father figure to her,
11:13and I'm really trying to hide all of that tension.
11:15I'm trying to also hide it from the kids.
11:17Ella Grace, we need to go to bed.
11:19I didn't let you stay up and let you see Lonnie.
11:21No.
11:22Come on.
11:23Go to bed?
11:24We just got in.
11:25Yeah, we could stay up and have a movie night.
11:27Oh, we are not staying up and having a movie night.
11:29Come on, Ella Grace.
11:30Love you.
11:31Good night.
11:32I mean, I do know that she's been planning for her vendor event, so maybe she is just tired.
11:36But, mm-mm.
11:38Something is not adding up.
11:42It's not even dark outside.
11:46What is up with everybody?
11:48I mean, it's like everybody's just being weird.
11:50For sure.
11:51Being weirdly weird.
12:03Going to get in here right.
12:05Are you jumping curds?
12:07How's it always Justin's fault?
12:10Well, you did.
12:12I don't drive it.
12:13You really gonna take that big-ass thing in there?
12:16Yeah, we're fixing to tell her she won a prize.
12:19Photo evidence, online.
12:21I mean, this ain't nothing.
12:22Like, yeah, I'm gonna make her sign this.
12:24I mean, I've got a plan, and I will promise you she ain't gonna be able to tell nobody,
12:29nobody that I did not pay her.
12:32She gonna feel like she didn't want to sweepstakes.
12:40Hey, how are you?
12:41Hi.
12:42Right here.
12:44Y'all enjoy your lunch.
12:46Hey, Mom.
12:47You finally decided to, um, show up.
12:50Yeah, I mean, I was in town, so why not, you know?
12:53Tell me it was nice that you, uh, meet out with me today.
12:56Um, it was nice that you finally come to your senses.
12:58And pay me my money back.
12:59I've got the check, so it could be squished, and now if people talk about it on the internet,
13:03they'll be like, okay, the money is so bad.
13:05Well, where is my check?
13:06Well, the check is actually right here.
13:09This is the check that you can have.
13:17What do you expect me to do with this?
13:19Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis, the judge really could sentence you to ten years in prison for this case.
13:28I'm gonna have to tell them that I'm gonna have to serve with you.
13:30Y'all gonna get out of here and dance with me, or what?
13:32Honestly, I'm so proud of myself.
13:34I mean, we've got people making money.
13:36Everybody's having them a good time.
13:38I love it here.
13:39I wanna do ten more.
13:40If Pumpkin wants to ignore me, I'll just scurry off.
13:43What does that mean?
13:45The way that it's looking, girl, I might be getting a divorce.
13:56Um, it was nice that you finally come to your senses and pay me my money back.
13:59I've got the check, so it could be squished.
14:01This is the check that you can have.
14:06Ridiculous.
14:13The only thing I can say is ridiculous.
14:15It's like she thinks this is a game, and she's like, ha ha, Lana, here's your check.
14:19Like, no, this isn't a game.
14:21What do you expect me to do with this?
14:24You're gonna take it to the bank.
14:25Hey, how are y'all doing today?
14:26Hi.
14:27Hey, how are you?
14:28Good, my name's Tracy.
14:29I'm gonna be taking care of y'all today.
14:30Okay.
14:31Can I start y'all out with some drinks today?
14:33Um, I just want water.
14:34Water, okay.
14:35I get sweet tea.
14:36And we're ready to order.
14:37Okay, so I want the New York strip well done, but I don't want it charcoal.
14:41Okay.
14:42If that makes sense.
14:43It does.
14:44I do a starter of the buffalo chicken dip.
14:46Yes, ma'am.
14:47And then for my main entree, can I do the chicken tenders?
14:51All right.
14:52Any more quick before you go?
14:53Can you, like, take a picture of us real quick?
14:54Sure.
14:55I can do that.
14:56What are we taking a picture for?
14:57This.
14:58She wants a picture.
15:00Like, get a grip.
15:02You didn't just sell me a car.
15:03She's a joke.
15:04Close.
15:05Yeah, you gotta get all in it.
15:07All right.
15:08Y'all ready?
15:09One, two, three.
15:10All right.
15:11There you go, Sam.
15:12I do want her to feel like she want a damn sweet and steak.
15:15Okay?
15:16You want to talk and run your mouth?
15:17Go run and talk your mouth with your B check online.
15:20You can do this.
15:21I'll take this one.
15:22I'll take this one.
15:23It's a cashier's check.
15:24Oh, wow.
15:25Okay.
15:26Of course, this money is gonna help me pay for school and help me get the education that
15:33I want.
15:34But at the end of the day, it was the principal and it's like, it should have never happened.
15:39Still don't ever think I'll get over the fact that, like, my mom stole my money.
15:44I'm gonna have the food right out, okay?
15:45Perfect.
15:46All right.
15:47What else can I get for y'all right now?
15:48That's it.
15:49I think this will be it.
15:50Y'all enjoy.
15:52So, I mean, so we're good now?
15:53I mean, we're good as far as the money, but like, deep down, it's gonna take some time.
16:03This isn't just like a little hurdle to jump over.
16:06This is like a whole mountain to climb over.
16:08Well, you can think about it when you're in Colorado.
16:11Climbing mountains peacefully without any family drama.
16:15Huh.
16:16And we got enough of that going on right now.
16:18Give me a second.
16:19Hello.
16:20Who is it?
16:21Okay.
16:22This is insane.
16:23We'll be there in like, the next 30 minutes.
16:24Thank you so much.
16:25So, what will they say?
16:26I'll have to see you later.
16:27I gotta go.
16:28I gotta call Jaylin.
16:29Oh, wow.
16:30Bye, bitch.
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:51Mm-hmm.
16:52Mm-hmm.
16:53What are you doing, Pookie?
16:54I had equal feet.
16:55Oh, did you?
16:56Yeah.
16:57All right.
16:58Can we color?
16:59Yeah, and just a minute, because I need to, I'm trying to think about how to set up everybody.
17:08So, like, we would be here, then all the vendors, like, they would sit like this.
17:13My event's tomorrow, and I do need to get all of these little things finalized before the big day.
17:19I mean, I've gotta get vendors set up just how I want them, and what better way to do that than my little assistant in training, Ella Grace.
17:29The car show would probably, like, I'm thinking we'll put it on the other side of the field, like, over here somewhere.
17:37Yeah.
17:38Your Gigi's calling me.
17:42Hello?
17:43What are you doing?
17:44I'm busy doing some stuff.
17:45What are you doing?
17:46Well, I wanted to call and let you know, first off, that I paid Alana back her money, so y'all can say that it's grossed.
17:52Woo!
17:53Look at June finally being responsible for once in her life.
17:57But anyway, now what I called to is just feel a little bit of cheat about Alana because...
18:01The lawyer called Alana when we was at lunch.
18:03They're headed to Sarah's office, like, right now.
18:06They're adults.
18:07Like, they, they, I think they got it, Mama.
18:09If Alana needs me, she'll call me.
18:11Like, I have my own stuff going on, and y'all just keep, like, bothering me with all this other .
18:16What do you got going on?
18:17You've been saying that for, like, every time I call you.
18:19Oh, I got so much going on.
18:20I understand you run a business, but, like...
18:23And the event is tomorrow.
18:24Well, I mean, I know that, but, I mean, what's wrong with you today?
18:26Well, uh, a lot of stuff changed.
18:28A lot of stuff that I'm not ready to talk to everybody about yet.
18:32So...
18:33Pumpkin's not pumpkining here lately, if that makes sense.
18:37I mean, literally, I just dropped a bomb that I paid Alana back, and all you had to say is, woo-hoo!
18:41Well, listen, Janebug, I'd love to sit here and gossip with you all day.
18:45But I do have a lot going on.
18:47Why, dude, you were planning that event.
18:48You gotta go.
18:49God, stop.
18:50Dude, you talk so much.
18:51Like, shut up.
18:52Get your mouth.
18:53I just don't know why in the heck Sarah wanted to have an emergency meeting, like, right now.
19:10Emergencies are never good.
19:15Hi.
19:16Hello.
19:17Hi.
19:18How are you?
19:19Hey.
19:20Hi.
19:21Hey, Draelyn.
19:22Good to see y'all again.
19:23Thanks for coming in.
19:24You're welcome.
19:25All right.
19:26Well, I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news.
19:29OK.
19:30All right.
19:31Well, the good news is that we're not going to trial on Monday.
19:34Oh, that's a sour leave.
19:36I do not have the discovery that I need.
19:39And what's missing is, I still don't have the law enforcement, their body cams, or their car cams.
19:45And I think that's really, really important for this case, because it's all about this alleged chase that they had with y'all.
19:52Yeah.
19:53The bad news is that the assistant district attorney is not coming off of this offer that she gave us.
19:59What their offer is, is that you would plead guilty to felony fleeing and eluding.
20:06That is a mandatory one-year imprisonment.
20:11The really bad thing about that is, if we go to trial and lose, it's a one to ten.
20:16Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis, we just went to the lawyer's office.
20:24Ten years is a long time to wait around on somebody.
20:27Wouldn't you wait ten years on Josh?
20:29Probably not.
20:30These people are going to be feeling the vibe, and if me and Josh aren't laughing, somebody's going to notice something's off.
20:36She's not even trying.
20:37How is Josh taking it?
20:38I haven't told him yet.
20:42We go to trial and lose, it's a one to ten.
20:55Ten years is insane to me.
20:59Like, we had things that we wanted to do.
21:01Like, in ten years from now, like, we wanted to be able to, like, honestly, like, buy a house.
21:06I would already be a nurse talking about kids and, like, weddings and stuff from ten years from now.
21:12And it's like, now we have to kind of, like, reroute and just think about what would our life be ten years from now if he got sentenced to ten years.
21:22They may be wanting to make an example out of you, Draylon.
21:25We could plea it out on Monday if you wanted to plea.
21:28No, ma'am.
21:29Well, that's kind of what I thought.
21:31It would be my opinion at this time not to plea because we don't have the evidence.
21:36If you read this police report, it says that Draylon stated that he smoked an hour before he got on the road.
21:46Never once I said that.
21:48They claimed that, Draylon, you were driving 78 miles per hour.
21:52No, ma'am. I wasn't.
21:53What felony eluding is, is that if you're going 20 miles over the limit, that's one of the elements of felony eluding.
22:00That's what they cite that you were doing.
22:02That is not true at all.
22:03That's not true at all.
22:04Now, you were telling me how you were stopped.
22:05Can you tell me about that a little bit?
22:07He immediately pulled his gun.
22:08Immediately.
22:09Who did? The cops?
22:10The cops.
22:11Both of the officers that were there.
22:13He hopped out the car with his gun.
22:14Now he better not move.
22:15And my hands literally went up out the window.
22:18One nose down, hand up out the window.
22:21We do live in the South.
22:22And, I mean, Draylon is definitely racial profiled everywhere, I feel like.
22:27So, I mean, he was scared.
22:28I mean, hell, I was even scared.
22:30Being a black man getting put up by the cops was like, that's very scary.
22:33Like...
22:34Literally, hands went right up out the window.
22:36Hands out the window.
22:37Don't move. Don't do nothing.
22:40Yeah, literally.
22:42So, as for right now, we are not going to take the plea deal.
22:45We're just going to wait for the evidence.
22:46And then, once we go back to court, we'll say, like, we want to plea or we want to go to trial.
22:50Exactly.
22:51Okay.
22:52I'll be in touch with y'all.
22:54You're welcome.
22:55Good to see y'all.
22:56Good to see you too.
22:5710 years, dude, like, that is insane.
23:08Like, even five, I even feel like 12 months, that's even crazy.
23:13Like, you can't just do, like, six months or something.
23:16The only thing that scares me is, like, if we take it to trial, us losing.
23:21For sure.
23:22Them little nerves.
23:23Yeah, I'm nervous too.
23:26It's breaking my heart.
23:27They don't need to give you 10 years.
23:28If they give you 10 years, I'm going to have to tell them that I'm going to have to serve with you.
23:32I don't think we got to do it.
23:34Hope for the best.
23:35That's the only thing you can do.
23:38It's really just crazy.
23:40What are you doing?
23:54Getting the stuff ready.
23:55What do you think I should bring?
23:57I'll draw the idea of what you should bring.
24:01You think I should bring these?
24:03Yeah.
24:04Why did you do that?
24:07I think they look cute on you.
24:09Perfect timing.
24:10You can help.
24:11This Georgia heat is something else.
24:12I'm going inside.
24:13I can't.
24:14I got to go see what my girly pop is doing.
24:15What are you doing?
24:16Looks like you're doodling to me.
24:17I am.
24:18I just got done counting all this damn inventory.
24:19Like what?
24:20Not you.
24:21Mama said you had some tea to spill.
24:22Some tea to spill?
24:23I'm waiting.
24:24What?
24:25What?
24:26What?
24:27What?
24:28What?
24:29What?
24:30What?
24:31What?
24:32What?
24:33What?
24:34What?
24:35What?
24:36What?
24:37What the hell?
24:38Right.
24:39What kind of water?
24:41Who?
24:42You said you have to get me better.
24:44Some tea to spill?
24:46I'm waiting.
24:47She actually decided to pay me back.
24:50And then she gives it to me, bitch.
24:52She tells the waitress to take a picture of us.
24:55Oh, girl, I mean, that's your mama, so.
25:00Like, whatever, she paid you back, we get it.
25:01What else?
25:03I mean, we just went to the lawyer's office,
25:05and, like, Sarah basically told us
25:08he could be facing up to 10 years.
25:12Like, what are you gonna do, sit here and harp
25:13and wait on him for 10 years?
25:15Girl, you have a life to live.
25:20This is a little weird.
25:23Where's the pumpkin that was like,
25:24oh, you and Jalyn will be fine.
25:25Me and Josh got together at a young age.
25:27Like, y'all will be fine.
25:29Doesn't seem like pumpkin.
25:31There's something going on,
25:32and I will get to the bottom of it.
25:34What happened to the pumpkin that was like,
25:36yeah, Lana and Jalyn, like, move to Colorado.
25:40Like, you're thriving and living.
25:44I'm just saying, Alana, 10 years is a long time
25:48to wait around on somebody.
25:50OK, wouldn't you wait 10 years on Josh?
25:55Probably not.
26:00Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
26:03Why you don't have no underwear on?
26:05Because it's hot.
26:06Let's close the better clothes.
26:08Sure, June.
26:09We ain't at no damn high class event.
26:10We're getting a divorce.
26:13What?
26:14Why would you just say it like that?
26:15I don't love him enough to be with him.
26:33Hey, girl.
26:34Yeah, I'm getting the last little bit of stuff ready here
26:36at the house.
26:37I'm finna get Alana and them up.
26:38They're gonna watch the kids for me,
26:39and then I'll be headed there.
26:41Are you headed there?
26:44OK, don't forget those damn t-shirts,
26:46because we're gonna need those, too.
26:47I'm gonna walk around the damn tank top now.
26:49All right, well, then I'll just meet you down there.
26:52OK, bye.
26:53Come on, y'all need to get up.
26:55We got a busy day.
26:57We got to get up, the sun is shining, baby girl.
27:01The kids aren't even up.
27:02They're not up, but that's what I'm telling you.
27:04Josh done took Ella, so y'all got Silas, Bentley, and Stella.
27:06We need to get ready, because you're gonna have to come
27:08to the event today.
27:09You know, we've done a lot of promoting for this event.
27:11Social media, flyers.
27:13If you think of it, we've pretty much done it.
27:15And overnight, I've had a lot of people
27:17who are going to have to come to the event today.
27:19You know, we've done a lot of promoting for this event.
27:21And overnight, I've had a lot of people
27:23fill out an application to be a vendor.
27:25And people said that they were coming.
27:26And I am starting to get a little nervous.
27:30I promise you, today is going to be a good day.
27:33I guess call me when y'all are headed down there, OK?
27:36OK.
27:37All right, call me.
27:38Y'all need me.
27:51Hi.
27:53So it's up to y'all, but y'all can either stack
27:55on that far left side here or the far right side.
27:58You in a car show?
27:59OK.
28:00It's a $25 entry fee.
28:01I'm going to try to stick all the trailers along the back.
28:05OK, do y'all have anything in y'all's car?
28:07This event is where it's all going to be at.
28:09If you're looking for something, whether it's crafts,
28:11a car show, my mama with her raggedy-ass pens, food,
28:15things to do for the kids, we've got it covered.
28:29Hey, hey, Justin, Justin!
28:32Y'all be on the other side of me once Josh moves this truck.
28:36It's going to be wild today.
28:37Y'all ready for it?
28:38You know, my main goal today is to have fun, make money,
28:41and make sure that this event goes off without a hitch.
28:44But these people are going to be feeling the vibe.
28:47And if me and Josh aren't laughing and cutting up together,
28:50somebody's going to notice something's off,
28:52so I'll just keep my distance.
28:54How many vendors so far?
28:5650-something.
28:57Wow.
28:59Pankin, we're proud of you this morning.
29:01These people are driving from Tennessee.
29:02They drove from Michigan.
29:03Last night, they got here at 3 o'clock this morning.
29:05Damn, Pankin!
29:10Oh, Lord, today is going to be a hole.
29:14I can feel it.
29:15I'm trying to help Pankin with this vendor event,
29:18but at the same time, it doesn't feel like I'm much help.
29:21And any time I ask if my help is needed anywhere,
29:23it just kind of feels like I'm just kind of, like, brushed off.
29:28Like, my help really isn't needed, so I'm not sure.
29:32It's kind of weird.
29:33Holy shiitake mushrooms.
29:36Vendors in the middle!
29:38Well, first and foremost, I just want to say thank you,
29:40each and every one of y'all, for driving as far as y'all have,
29:42whether you're local or y'all are coming from afar.
29:44I do want to say thank y'all so much for trusting in me
29:46and my business.
29:47And this event, for me, I know it's...
29:49I'm very proud of Pankin for doing this.
29:51Also, we're bringing more business to y'all
29:53because we support a lot of small businesses out here ourselves.
29:55I mean, just do the damn thing.
29:57I mean, I love also that these small businesses
29:59that are out here that are sitting in this circle with Pankin,
30:01that y'all have already started shopping other small businesses.
30:03That is what our family strives for,
30:05small businesses supporting small businesses.
30:07That's our motto as a family.
30:09Always has been.
30:11Here goes Mama again.
30:13She's a little girl.
30:15She's a little girl.
30:16She's a little girl.
30:17She's a little girl.
30:18She's a little girl.
30:19Here goes Mama again, thinking she runs the show.
30:23Last I checked, Jingbug was not even on my payroll,
30:25so the least she could do is just sit down
30:27and sell her little crooked pins.
30:29Shut your damn mouth.
30:31Let's make some money today.
30:32Let's do it.
30:33Make some money today.
30:35Let's do it.
30:42How are y'all?
30:44No business going there, Mama.
30:46Baby, the pins are pinning.
30:48There's money for that.
30:49That's good.
30:50Maybe you'll sell out and then you can't, you know,
30:52you can't be in business anymore.
30:54Let's just go enjoy the pop-up.
30:56Alana!
30:57You know, I understand that Pumpkin has worked very hard on her business
31:00and this is Pumpkin's event, but she's got to think about it.
31:03I didn't advertise it all over my social media platform,
31:06that we're doing like an official, unofficial meet and greet.
31:09So why wouldn't people come from all over the United States just to meet everybody?
31:14Trust me, there's going to be a lot of people there.
31:17But I mean, mostly for my pins though.
31:20Hey!
31:21It's such a big turnout.
31:23It was.
31:24It's great.
31:25I'm so glad you were able to make it.
31:26It is.
31:27Yes, I came one out.
31:28Ah!
31:29I'm hoping maybe we can do one in the fall.
31:31We'll talk about that.
31:32It's good seeing you.
31:33I'll make my rounds back.
31:34All right.
31:35I've done all this meeting with the mayor and she's even setting up out here.
31:39She's got some bomb ass lemonade down there.
31:41Listen, I want one of those drinks.
31:44The chickadee?
31:45In honor of Anna.
31:46Yes, I love that so much.
31:48Thank you all.
31:49We just wanted to do something to honor her.
31:50Yes!
31:51This vendor did make a drink in Anna's honor.
31:53It's nice because it's like Anna's still a part of everything with us
31:57and I know that if she was here, she'd be like, dang bitch, you pulled this off.
32:01Thank y'all so much.
32:03Y'all have a good time.
32:04Y'all have a good day.
32:05Bye.
32:08Honestly, your girl's event is a success.
32:11I mean, we've got people making money.
32:13Everybody's having them a good time.
32:15Honestly, I love it here.
32:18I want to do 10 more.
32:19Jimbo, what is this?
32:20What?
32:21That's a...
32:22A pen.
32:23A pen.
32:24You want it?
32:25You can always think about me.
32:26You can get that with an autographed card for $15.
32:29You can tell Jimbo did these.
32:30Yeah.
32:31What?
32:32How?
32:33The color schemes, baby.
32:34I know, thank you.
32:35No, you can tell the ones I did and the ones she did.
32:36See, like this, I did.
32:37Look, I did 95% of these.
32:38Some of them may not match.
32:40Some of them may be upside down.
32:41Some of them may look crazy.
32:43But you can say, hey, I officially got a pen made by Mama Jim.
32:47Hey Josh, can we have a pen?
32:48Yeah, sure.
32:49I'm taking pictures with some fans and Pumpkin walks right by me and doesn't even acknowledge
32:56me.
32:57Like, usually she puts a happy face on when things are bad and like this time she's not even
33:04trying to pretend things are okay.
33:08If Pumpkin wants to ignore me, so be it.
33:11I just scurry off.
33:18Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
33:21So what did the lawyer say?
33:22She told me and Jalen there's not a 100% chance that if we do take her to trial that she'll
33:27win.
33:28We're getting a divorce.
33:29You said that you were possibly getting an abortion.
33:31That's what I meant to say last night was armed.
33:33I thought like real love was a thing only because of Pumpkin and Jetta.
33:41I'm taking pictures with some fans and Pumpkin walks right by me and doesn't even acknowledge
33:52me.
33:53Like, if Pumpkin wants to ignore me, so be it.
33:57I just scurry off.
34:02I'm just hot.
34:03It is miserable.
34:04I ain't got no underwear on, so I just put my shirt up and like, hopefully I don't see
34:09my tooth.
34:10Why you don't have no underwear on?
34:11Because it's hot.
34:12Less clothes are better clothes.
34:13Sure, Jean.
34:14Trust me.
34:15It's hot as hell out here today.
34:16I ain't got no bra on.
34:17I ain't got no panties on.
34:18We ain't at no damn high-class event.
34:19So what did the lawyer say?
34:20I don't know.
34:21I don't know.
34:22I don't know.
34:23I don't know.
34:24I don't know.
34:25I don't know.
34:26I don't know.
34:27I don't know.
34:28I don't know.
34:29You just win at no damn high-class event.
34:30So what did the lawyer say?
34:33She told me and Jalen there's not a 100% chance that if we do take it to trial, that she'll
34:37win.
34:38She was like, and if she does take it to trial, there is a chance that Jalen might even get
34:41more years.
34:42More times, yeah.
34:43Yeah.
34:44Also, you got to think about your future.
34:45Like, you know, what that's going to look like.
34:47And if he gets a year, you still going to stay in Colorado?
34:50Yeah, I mean, like, I'm there now.
34:53Like, I had to figure it out.
34:54You just got to know.
34:55I mean, it don't matter how much money you pay the lawyers, you still
34:58still going with the judge,
34:59and the gonna give me what you're gonna get.
35:01It's gonna be very tough, but I'm telling you.
35:04Honestly, if Drelin goes to jail
35:06and Alana ends up giving up her nursing career,
35:08would be the most stupidest thing ever, okay?
35:11I used to put men first and what they wanted and all that,
35:15and gave up a lot of my life,
35:16but I hope that she does not do that.
35:18Are y'all having a good time or what?
35:20Thank y'all for trusting in my first event.
35:23Also, we're gonna try to make this an annual thing,
35:26if not a twice a year thing.
35:28Yeah!
35:30Y'all gonna get out of here and dance with me or what?
35:32Woo!
35:39Honestly, I'm so proud of myself.
35:40Everybody had so much fun,
35:42and on top of that, I made some money.
35:44I got 50 vendor spots at $50 a piece.
35:47I made $2,500 from the vendors,
35:49and then $1,000 just in our merchandise tent.
35:52Every bit of that money is gonna go
35:53right back into the business,
35:55but I'll tell you what, I'm tired.
35:58That's all right.
35:59I think it was garbage.
36:03Oh!
36:04monster.
36:04You know what he was passionate about?
36:05What?
36:06What?
36:09Ugh, what.
36:09Oh, my God.
36:10I need to blanket blanket.
36:12It's a little chilly in here.
36:12It's a little chilly in here.
36:16Something's not right with my girlie pop,
36:18so I need to sit down and have a conversation with her.
36:21Like, Dada has not really been around much,
36:25and he wasn't around at the vendor event.
36:27Like, he's just been kind of MIA,
36:29so I know there's something fishy going on here.
36:32I think I wanted to touch bases on some things.
36:36What?
36:37Hmm, I don't know.
36:39I just feel like ever since me and Jalen have been home,
36:43you and Dada have been, like, a little distant.
36:48Like, girl, it's just a lot.
36:50Mm-hmm.
36:52All right, so me and Josh have been going to therapy,
36:54and it's just like the therapy's really not working.
36:59We're still not, like, communicating.
37:02We're more roommates than anything.
37:04Like, we just take care of the kids
37:06or do what needs to be done with the kids,
37:08but, like, other than that, girl, like, that's it.
37:13What do you mean?
37:15You haven't even said nothing about this.
37:17Of course I haven't, girl.
37:18I'm not trying to have everybody in my business.
37:20I've just been trying to, like, figure it out.
37:22Like, that's the whole point of us going to therapy,
37:24and maybe we were going to, like, work it out and stuff,
37:27but, like, girl, truly and honestly,
37:29the way that it's looking is, like...
37:32Does that mean, like, what does that mean?
37:34Like, the way that it's looking, girl,
37:36I might be getting a divorce.
37:38I don't even think I can wrap my mind around that.
37:45I thought, like, real love was a thing,
37:47only because of Pumpkin and Dada.
37:48Like, they've been together so long,
37:49they've been through so much,
37:50and it's, like, I thought, like, yeah,
37:51Pumpkin and Dada always come out on top.
37:52Like, they'll be together forever.
37:53Like, you're really going to go through this?
37:54I don't know.
37:55I don't know.
37:56I don't want to be here a year from now
37:57and then hate his guts.
37:58Like, I still want us to do this.
37:59But I never really, like,
38:00get in a divorce.
38:01I don't even think I can wrap my mind around that.
38:03I thought, like, real love was a thing,
38:04only because of Pumpkin and Dada.
38:05Like, they've been together so long,
38:07they've been through so much,
38:09and it's like, I thought, like, yeah,
38:12Pumpkin and Dada always come out on top.
38:14Like, they'll be together forever.
38:15Like, you're really going to go through this?
38:19I don't know.
38:21I don't want to be here a year from now
38:23and then hate his guts.
38:24his guts. Like, I still want us to be able to be best friends and tell each other everything and
38:30also still take care of the kids together, too, you know?
38:35Makes sense as to why you guys are so distant. I know when there's something going on.
38:40We got together. I was 15. You know what I'm saying? Like, your mind changes. You turn into
38:47more of an adult and realize, like, some things you want and some things you don't want, you know?
38:53What about me? Like, what am I going to do? So, like, what? Half of the time I call Dada with the
38:58questions I need and half of the time I call you? Girl, you know you're always going to call me
39:02anyways. I'm just saying this is crazy. Like, I never pictured it, you know? Like, I thought you
39:07and Dada were going to, like, literally get buried on top of each other. How is Josh taking this?
39:14I haven't told him yet. Like, I think he knows. We're not talking. This is really, like, the longest
39:21we've ever been without communicating or really. Listen, you got a pinky. Promise me you don't
39:27have to tell anybody. I'm not mama. I don't get big news and then call whoever I need to about it
39:33and rub it in their face. It's a sissy secret. You didn't want to even tell me in the first place,
39:38so not too much of a sissy secret.
39:52Girl, you ready? All right. Jalena taught me how to cook while I was in Colorado. You ready?
39:57Woo! Woo!
40:01Alana. Pumpkin's having, like, a big brunch before we head back home to Colorado. I don't know if she's
40:08doing it because she feels bad because she didn't really tell me about her and Josh, but at the end
40:13of the day, there's food involved and I love a good breakfast family meal, so I'm going to have a good
40:19time. Jesse pulling out of the driveway. Jesse's here. Hey, Ellie. Hey,
40:26Lonnie. Hey.
40:31I don't .
40:34It's too early for you to be cousin already getting out of the car.
40:38Well, that's, I didn't work my vibration pump this morning, so my body is, like, hurting.
40:42What is burning in here?
40:43Chloe loves cooking everything on high. She wants everything to be done in a split
40:47second. Girl, I got too many damn youngers to be waiting around all day.
40:48But, like, you can't cook pancakes on high.
40:51Well, honey, I'm home.
40:53Hey, Junebug. Well, hey, Junebug.
40:54Well, how good did y'all do yesterday at the event?
40:56How did you do, Junebug?
40:58I mean, I made, like, over a thousand dollars yesterday. Profit.
41:02Ooh, profit.
41:02Not the profit. Big money.
41:04What smells so good?
41:06Breakfast.
41:07Smells like bacon.
41:08Speaking of food, why don't y'all go fill y'all's mouths?
41:10Y'all don't never just stand around.
41:11You ain't going to tell me twice.
41:15Pumpkin, why ain't you eating?
41:16Get the ass up and come eat.
41:17I'm not that hungry. I've been eating while I was fixing it.
41:20You trying to be on a diet like me?
41:21No, I already ate.
41:24It looks like Pumpkin's taking this whole weight loss competition.
41:27Seriously, she's not even eating.
41:29But that is not a good deal.
41:30Like, she needs to get in that protein.
41:32And that breakfast right there is very good protein.
41:36That smell great.
41:39And where the hell is Josh at?
41:40You know he don't want you.
41:42Oh!
41:43But he never misses out on bacon.
41:44Mother told me where is Josh at, for real.
41:47I really don't know.
41:49I'm sick of him.
41:51What?
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