Corrie Kal Nazir Tells Zeedan Straight 6th October 2014 Ep 1 & 2

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00:01Who put that there?

00:07Was it you, Zee?

00:09No, I'm asking. Was it?

00:12Yes, Sarge.

00:14Grow up.

00:15What, Jay said dump it anywhere?

00:17Yeah, not on the step.

00:18Oh, sorry, Sarge.

00:19Zee, Dan.

00:20Zee, I won't help with the spoiler. Come on.

00:24Look, do it properly, or go home and out with dinner.

00:26We ain't got time.

00:27I'm not cooking for that slapper.

00:31Dad!

00:32You do what I say, yeah?

00:33And I say that Leanne's coming to this dinner,

00:35and you're gonna sit there like a good son and smile.

00:40Here, you get a brush and tear that up.

00:44I'll do it.

00:46No, you won't. He chucked it.

00:48Help, Gary. Don't make things any worse.

00:50Me?

00:51Yes, you. Your child.

00:55Don't you remember being kids?

00:57What did they say?

00:58If you believe in something, speak up.

01:01Stand tall.

01:04And no one stood taller than Sargeant Nazae.

01:08What, and now it's suddenly,

01:09shut your mouth, Zee Dan.

01:11Suck it up, Zee Dan.

01:12Smile.

01:13Well, nah.

01:14Not me.

01:16That woman's nothing to this family.

01:19Never will be.

01:21You're saying that?

01:22Today?

01:23The day we're supposed to open up our hearts and our homes.

01:26Do you know what? I'm starting to realise why no one else will take this job on.

01:33It's bad enough being screwed on the price by Yasmin, but these two...

01:36That's families, isn't it?

01:37Me and my old man used to row all the time.

01:39I'll tell you what.

01:40I'll take Cal inside.

01:41You keep May Can out of here.

01:43Seconds away.

01:44Nah, he's a good lad, really.

01:46Just misses his man.

01:48Er, Cal.

01:49I've locked that lot off.

01:51I need to rip that corner section of pipework out.

01:53How are you with a crowbar?

01:54Sounds more like windows territory.

01:56Crowbars, jemmies.

01:57Oh, I'm a reformed character.

01:58A pillar of the community, thank you.

02:00Besides, it needs a bit more muscle, so go on, get stuck in.

02:08Do you know what? I don't get it.

02:10What's the point of all this?

02:12Erm, dosh.

02:13For you.

02:14What, you think that your gran and grandad are paying us the going, weren't you?

02:16Oh, so you're doing a favour for Dad?

02:17And, cos I think this place could be good.

02:20What about you two?

02:21Well, helping Gran.

02:23Okay, so she's been hassling for Grants, chasing dodgy engineers,

02:26cooking for England.

02:27You two?

02:28No, we've done our bit today.

02:30Look, you've done your best impression of the Chuckle Brothers, without the Chuckles.

02:33It's fine, it's fine, at least I know now.

02:35Tomorrow, I'm bringing hard hat and headphones.

02:41Right, that's the old butcher's counter.

02:42I say, that's the old butcher's counter.

02:44Yeah, and?

02:45What, did you never meet Phil Elliot?

02:46No.

02:47I say, I say, did you ever meet Phil Elliot?

02:53Look, I could get some glue.

02:55No.

02:56Sticky tip.

02:57Seriously.

02:58Oh, I dunno, I'm a builder.

02:59Icing, sugar, wallpaper, paste.

03:00Or I could just build a time machine that takes us back 30 seconds to before I stood on it.

03:04Yeah, or you could just say sorry.

03:08Okay, I, Gary Windass, do hereby say sorry for standing on your tile.

03:12I'm a clumsy idiot.

03:13I've got the idiot bit at icing sugar.

03:15Someone needs to teach you about art.

03:17I choose which someone that is.

03:18Gaz.

03:19Tea.

03:20Nice one.

03:21Which one's mine?

03:22That one's for Elliot, no sugar.

03:23I don't want sugar.

03:24Oh, that's new.

03:25Lee, I'm worried you'll get fat.

03:26It's not new.

03:27You just never make me tea.

03:28Oh, no.

03:29Decisions, decisions.

03:30Right, who's gonna go half his honour?

03:31Your Claire and a doughnut will get a knife, yeah?

03:32Oh!

03:33Man!

03:34Look, the less you eat, the more room you've got for Gran's cooking later.

03:35As in, don't spoil your teaser, Dan.

03:36Yeah, she's got a lot of trouble.

03:37What, Fareed?

03:38No.

03:39It's not like her.

03:40Come tonight, Dad's not bringing anyone, so there'll be enough.

03:41No, mate, it's your festival, innit?

03:42Yeah, which one?

03:43Yeah.

03:44Yeah.

03:45Yeah.

03:46Yeah.

03:47Yeah.

03:48Yeah.

03:49Yeah.

03:50Yeah.

03:51Yeah.

03:52Yeah.

03:53Yeah.

03:54Yeah.

03:55Yeah.

03:56Yeah.

03:57Yeah.

03:58Cheers.

03:59But no, no, I know nothing about it and I'd probably put my foot in it.

04:00Don't force him.

04:01He's probably busy.

04:02No, you can't handle a meal without booze.

04:03It's not that.

04:04I'm texting Grant right now.

04:05If you don't turn up, she'll be offended and she can carry a grudge for, like, ever.

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