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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and a bunch of you all play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, see you next season.
00:54Hollander, see you next season.
01:24Hollander, see you next season.
01:26Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:31I hope your magic is a good one.
01:33Gonna get out soon.
01:35A woman, gonna get out soon.
01:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:43I never think you're gonna get out soon.
01:50Good job.
01:52I'll give you an A.
01:53A golden star
01:55You think you're clever
01:57Good God
01:59She took a break
02:01Made a mistake
02:03When she met Trevor
02:04Get lost forever
02:08Get lost forever
02:12Get lost forever
02:16You think I'm pretty
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:22You think I'm pretty
02:24Close enough
02:25Linebacker on the ice for Boston
02:27Marlowe's a fire
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29I think I'm lost the game
02:30You think I'm pretty
02:31I think I'm pretty
02:31Magic things
02:32I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:34I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:42I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:46I know you're hurt but right
02:51Hushed over your phone like
02:54A tree at the top of the hill
02:57It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:09You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:13I'm standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my light
03:20You're sta-
03:21You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:22You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:23You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:24You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:25You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:26You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:27You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:28You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:29You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:30You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:31You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:32You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:33You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:34You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:35You're lost to hope you're gonna get out soon
03:36People do, this is the real world, honey.
03:40Oh, in spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to it.
03:46Nice try, now get out of the way.
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hit.
03:52I said I'll see you, you wanna be a, you wanna be a,
03:56yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:00Nice try, get out of the way.
04:04Get lost forever.
04:18Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:23I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:25I fucking mean what I mean.
04:27They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:29The fuck does that mean?
04:31They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:33Uh, no, thanks.
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:39I'm not even now.
04:41Whatever you need, Captain.
04:43Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:47Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
04:57But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:01And how about that other team?
05:03Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:05He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:09Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:13Thanks, guys.
05:15Bye-bye.
05:25Hi.
06:57Well, no. Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this.
07:04You will murder me.
07:18Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:48Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:09No, I didn't.
08:24So what do you want me?
08:27In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:29Oh, fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38I hired someone.
08:40A designer.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44He's such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you like it.
08:50I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:53I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55And you shouldn't be talking.
08:59Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:17You still want?
09:20He's still want.
09:20Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Wow, wow.
09:42You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:45No, you come here.
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:32He's okay.
10:45Oh, shit, I was the fuck out.
10:54Thank you, okay?
10:55Okay.
11:09Okay.
11:15I can't.
11:18I can't.
11:22I still can't.
11:25I can't.
11:28Are you?
11:49Oh, God.
11:58What the hell are you?
12:06What the hell are you?
12:14Now the bed's all dead.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:26I will shower now, okay?
12:52You killed me, Lunder.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:02Worth the wait?
13:06It's you.
13:08It's you.
13:10It's you.
13:12It's you.
13:14It's you.
13:16It's you.
13:18I should go.
13:20It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:24It's you.
13:26It's you.
13:28It's you.
13:30It's you.
13:32It's you.
13:34It's you.
13:36It's you.
13:38It's you.
13:40It's you.
13:42It's you.
13:44It's you.
13:46It's you.
13:48It's you.
13:50It's you.
13:52It's you.
13:54It's you.
13:56It's you.
13:58cool anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:03dreaming of what bronze medal you fucking wish dude
14:11hey uh remember when i made you come hands free
14:14don't fuck yourself or else not
14:18such a good drink your cab is definitely here
14:28bye
14:41welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we are
14:46four days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here
14:50is
14:56a hard pill to swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his
15:03country's captain
15:17a cigar
15:19a
15:23a
15:25a
15:27a
15:29a
15:31all in there what's up motherfucker
15:34boys hey holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny nice to fucking lost lafayette
15:39did you see that game yeah it was a straight-up schist shell a debacle hey what did ross say about
15:44it uh i don't know nothing to me that's for sure i think he knows canada has this in the bag
15:50uh-uh so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great and
15:54silver vanni don't even stress oh good one
15:59does your room have that smell yes yes it does
16:03is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is probably right good news is we're not going to
16:08be here all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here my buddy joe is in
16:12that program trying together would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him
16:17hell yeah man show up for any dude who's that brave
16:21what do you mean well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:27i mean it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:31hey here's me russia is not safe for folks like that
16:35that's good
16:50yeah
16:58Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:28Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We hit.
17:54We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
17:58Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:30You need to meet him.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36Minister still wants to meet you tonight,
18:40regardless of what you are.
18:43This is my honor.
18:45You must be proud of my honor.
18:47After yesterday,
18:49you lost...
18:52...Latviy.
18:54...Latviy.
18:56And he is still drinking.
18:58How did you do it?
19:00Is it not sad?
19:01Not sad, my father.
19:02Well, not so.
19:03They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:09It's not a shame.
19:11It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:14Now I play better than when I am.
19:17Our team is damaged.
19:19The team is not played.
19:21It's played?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it played?
19:26You, captain, you make them played.
19:29You always find someone who is guilty.
19:31From childhood.
19:37Who is it to you?
19:41Your mother?
19:42She can't do this.
19:48No, my father.
19:51Mom is dying.
19:52You remember her death?
19:53My mother died.
19:54You remember her death?
19:55You remember her death?
19:56I was in your place.
19:57I was in my place.
19:59Where do you adolescence?
20:00Where are you?
20:01Where did you?
20:02Where do you?
20:03Where are you?
20:04When you're at the Moscow?
20:05Of course?
20:06Of course.
20:07You are.
20:08You are.
20:09We need to go to the night of the night,
20:16so I can meet the minister.
20:21Yes.
20:24Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:28Of course, he's always the same.
20:31He's always the same.
20:33He's always the same.
20:35He's not in the form.
20:37It's like an old man.
20:39He needs to sit.
20:40He's the same, he needs to be in America.
20:43You need to do it for a good, good, good.
20:47That's a problem with the leader,
20:51that's always the problem.
20:53Leadership.
20:55Help.
20:57Too many conversations?
21:00You're too much talking.
21:02My angel.
21:04You talk too many.
21:06Especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we're winning, dad.
21:12I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs to be another one.
21:16Look how she's got him for you.
21:19From the same time.
21:22I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:27I want to drink.
21:28I think it would be interesting to me.
21:36I want to drink.
21:47You have to drink, Ilya.
21:52You have to drink, Sasha.
22:00I think you've played well.
22:02I said thank you, but I knew you didn't watch any other games.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame you for me.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me for me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:20It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:24Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, it's true.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey, but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year.
22:48This year?
22:49Yes, this year.
22:50Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:55Where do you know everything?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59And with the Travmira, you can't go through the game.
23:02You've seen the team quite well.
23:06You're welcome.
23:07This is the Vostok, and then you'll be able to win.
23:10You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:13In Chicago, not that much earlier.
23:16In the final, you'll be able to win San Francisco.
23:19They are good, but too young.
23:23So you won't win the Cubs in the last year, than I've been with Satsun.
23:27I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep.
23:33You should be perfect.
23:36You should be perfect.
23:38Yes, but you need to talk about it.
23:42We'll meet you later.
23:45See you later.
23:47Bye.
23:52Well, what?
23:54How are you, Sasha?
23:58Oh, it's cool.
24:02I just love this place.
24:05Clubs?
24:07It's my head.
24:09The girls are just beautiful.
24:13And the boys?
24:16You've seen the French boys?
24:20Yes, Elia?
24:24Oh, getting better.
24:26Well, let's go.
24:27God, just anything.
24:32You're a genius, Ken.
24:37You're not judgmental.
24:40You're a genius.
24:42You're a genius.
24:44You're a genius.
24:47It's a bit more fun than you remember.
24:52You remember?
25:04Are you here? Seriously?
25:08The danger was you earlier.
25:12If you remember me, I'm not mistaken.
25:17We're already the kids, Sash.
25:21Yeah.
25:23That's right.
25:28Let's stop.
25:30Okay.
25:32Let's go somewhere.
25:35No.
25:45Okay.
25:48I'll find a wedding.
25:51Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:02I'm happy to see you.
26:03What am I supposed to do?
26:04What am I supposed to do?
26:05I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:18Okay, captain's here.
26:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:24I just pulled them down. What am I supposed to do?
26:27I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:30You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:34Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:36That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:38Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop it.
26:49Boys, it's starting. Turn it up.
26:52It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:54As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:13Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:18I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:22I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:34Here, at home, tonight.
27:38As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:50I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:00Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup!
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:12We'll fuck you.
28:13I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:27Shane hates him the most.
28:29What?
28:30You hate Rosenhoff.
28:31Of course.
28:32But he's very good at acting.
28:35The best probably.
28:36Eh, nah.
28:37You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:39Okay?
28:40Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:43And that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year from Gilya Rosenhoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:55Leading his team in block shots.
28:57In shots against.
28:58And obviously, the final match.
29:00Literally hundreds of teams.
29:28Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:35Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:36Five seconds.
29:37Eh, 25 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:40And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45It was who?
29:46Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hawke.
29:55But the most important thing...
29:57Is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey!
30:02Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine.
30:11But hurry up.
30:12Great.
30:13Give me your number.
30:14I'll text them to you.
30:15No chance.
30:16And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:29Are you ready?
30:30Are you ready?
30:31Are you ready?
30:32Are you ready?
30:33Do you have any fun to see you?
30:34What are you in the building?
30:36Are you ready?
30:37Do you have any fun?
30:38Do you have any fun in the building?
30:39Ugh.
30:40I don't know.
31:10Oh.
31:13What?
31:14What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:21You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:24and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:38Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:55Maybe yes, nicely.
31:57I want you to suck my dick.
32:04Please.
32:09If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:14you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:15Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:28Please.
32:29No.
32:40No.
32:40What?
32:44No.
32:46We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:53party after.
32:54And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:03maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:07When did your English get so good?
33:12I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:19No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:20My dad loves it.
33:26Ah.
33:27So being boring is, is genetic.
33:30Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:32And let's make a deal.
33:40If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
34:02If you win.
34:07Good luck coming.
34:32Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:02You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
35:49Close.
36:11Good.
36:13Now get on the bed.
36:19This is a good hotel.
36:23Very nice vodka.
36:25It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:31Touch yourself.
36:32What?
36:33Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:41No shit.
36:42Fuck you.
36:44Give me some vodka, at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:49Yeah, yeah.
36:50No.
36:51No.
37:23Do you want to know how it feels?
37:27How what feels?
37:29Holding the cup.
37:31You fucking asshole.
37:33I can barely describe it.
37:35Oh my God, Hollander.
37:50Fuck.
37:53Are you going to fuck me?
38:01We will see.
38:05I need...
38:07What?
38:10You know.
38:11Tell me.
38:14You.
38:15I need you.
38:21I need you.
38:21I need you.
38:30I need you.
39:02So, Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:32So, are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summit?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:45Why?
39:52What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
39:58There is no have to.
40:01It's home.
40:05Yeah.
40:06But I don't know.
40:08Is it safe?
40:11What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:18What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:36Oh.
40:40Yeah, me too.
40:41I should have.
40:51So, I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Okay.
40:57Bye!
40:59Bye!
41:07Bye!
41:16Bye!
41:17Let's go.
41:47Let's go.
42:17Let's go.
42:47Let's go.
43:17Let's go.
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