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Canada's Drag Race - Season 6 Episode 2 -
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race
00:02No one will be going home this week
00:12That's what it's all about
00:13I am obsessed with your outfit
00:15We're never gonna get along
00:17We're not gonna be best friends
00:18Well I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back
00:20You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:21No, I don't talk about you
00:22I don't think about you
00:23Girl
00:24Van Gogh
00:25Condragulations
00:26Holy fuck
00:30I'm a winner
00:43Clock it
00:44Winning week one was amazing
00:46I won money Paula Abdul was there
00:48I lived in the Brooklyn Heights
00:49Girl
00:50What the fuck?
00:52How does that feel?
00:54I mean I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me
00:56Can I say something to the room y'all?
00:58I just wanna
01:00Oh!
01:01Bitch
01:02Yeah!
01:04Bitch she's back!
01:06She's back!
01:08The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition
01:11Is it looking at us?
01:12What does it say?
01:13They are very afraid
01:16Now we get to play the role of the judge
01:18And we get to have an input on where people stand
01:21And who gets to move on
01:23I can't believe she's back
01:24I can't believe she's back
01:25That's major
01:26We've all seen the beaver be used
01:27Does anyone have a strategy or
01:30Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:33I hope so
01:34Oh!
01:35Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Paula's like looking for alliance
01:40A lot of us do perform together regularly
01:42So it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships
01:44Like the beaver it's going to be a big mindfuck
01:46Wait y'all can I say something?
01:47Yeah
01:48Dulce
01:49Dulce
01:50I know
01:51Dulce thank you for correcting me
01:52Yeah no worries
01:53I just wanna say I know we had our moment earlier
01:55But I can be very blind
01:58Sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff
02:00I really do not mean it from a place of hate
02:03I do not hate you
02:04I do not dislike you
02:05I really just don't know you
02:06I want to get to know you more
02:08If in the future I say things like that
02:10Bitch call me out
02:11I will receive it
02:12And I will do better for you
02:14I appreciate you saying that
02:16Like I even said before
02:17There's no like actual hatred
02:18Nothing like actually that serious
02:20I appreciate what Van is saying
02:22But I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me
02:25So I think it's an easy
02:26Like I feel like if she ever got the beaver
02:28I wouldn't even like plead my case girl
02:30I'd be like
02:31Let me get ready to lip sync
02:33All right everybody
02:34Let's get out of drag
02:35Seeing the golden beaver in play
02:38Does change my strategy for this game
02:40All I know is that if I even get close
02:42To the bottom
02:44Let me give you a nice hug
02:45You're such a Jamie fucking bitch
02:47That sounds polite
02:49Ebony
02:50Get that de de de de de de de
02:52Speak the language
02:53And get close with the girls
02:55Ontario Alliance
02:56Ontario Toronto
02:57POC Girly Alliance
02:59I don't trust none of these bitches though
03:02Okay?
03:03They're greedy
03:04They're hungry
03:05They want the crown
03:07And I do too
03:08I have some news about the beaver
03:10What?
03:11Bitch you gotta go on!
03:13Yeah!
03:14Canada's Drag Race
03:15You better watch out for Ebony
03:17That was so corny boots
03:19That was getting Caucasian
03:21Oh my god
03:22Why did I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
03:23Bitch you gotta glue your wig down though
03:24You're okay though
03:25The winner of Canada's Drag Race
03:26Receives $100,000
03:28With Tracy Melshore
03:29Carson Kressley
03:30And Brooklyn Heights
03:31With extra special guest judge
03:33Glamzilla
03:34The winner of Canada's Drag Race
03:36thousand dollars with tracy melshore carson kressley and brooklyn heights with extra special guest
03:44judge glamzilla
04:00they knew they had the work room every thought i was going to be at the bottom last week but you
04:03know no one in the bottom just bottoms you know okay last week was so much fun how are we feeling
04:09about this week i'm ready i was honestly really gagged that i wasn't in the top last week being
04:16very honest i feel the exact same like i feel like my outfit was the one i'm sorry the category
04:22was more is more and i went above but it was all three categories oh i know i'm not done am i thank
04:27you so that being said and i feel like my music video i ate that down too and my entry
04:33so thank you very much van gogh now that everybody's been safe for week one you can feel
04:40the tension rising how are you feeling this morning babe i feel so good good i feel like so
04:48comfortable around everyone now like honestly i would have sex with everyone here
04:51oh my god oh my god let's go diva oh my god canada she and i already didn't have her
05:03oh hi yachty girls this week we'll need all cans below deck ship happens but if you stay sea sickening
05:15you ain't gotta get scene sickening oh yeah okay we're going maritime up in here what does that mean
05:22ahoy ahoy ahoy ahoy oh thank you hello carson fucking kressley season six has some tricks
05:37girl what permission to come aboard yeah oh my god come on red oh nice to meet everybody
05:46oh and i'm actually planning on sticking around for a while so i hope that's okay whoa
05:55annie hoodles after a very hectic first week i am sure you're up for some r and r
06:01well i hope you scrubbed your decks because we're about to go cruising
06:05like on a boat for this week's maxi challenge you'll be writing commercials to promote your
06:16own new cruise lines okay but first things first you'll need to pick your shipmates we're looking
06:23for three groups of four so find your sailors now let's do it let's do it okay it works this is
06:31gonna be more fun things right yeah i feel this that was so quick did you pre-select those no i have
06:39velma jones van goth and saltina three of them were in the top and i'm the only one who was a bottom
06:46queen last week three tops for one bottom the odds are in my favor okay so we have hazel paolo em and
06:56ebony your cruise theme is singles at sea where a rose can find her jack or jane
07:05van saltina sammy and velma your cruise theme is self-care sisters
07:11channel your spirituality as you set sail for nirvana oh that's so good for you and last but not
07:19least star dulce maya and caramilk your cruise theme is the golden gaze a cruise fit for the geriatric
07:29twink i think that's me actually we'll give you a free ticket will your commercials cruise you closer
07:37to the crown or land you on the poop deck racers anchors away and may the best drag queen swim
07:53oh my gosh we're going cruising we're going we get the self-care sisters cruise spirituality and
08:03mindfulness are my thing so i'm really really excited have you guys ever acted before well yes
08:09well yes okay not really not really you don't it's going to be your first time acting acting but
08:15i work with a lot of people i don't like so i act like i'm fine with them so all my other
08:20group members have a lot more experience in acting than i do but i know i can kill this this is my
08:25moment and i'm going to take it let's pretend that you invented a make option that anger
08:29can i just say right off the bat i brought a bunch of bdsm stuff i am so excited about
08:37acting challenges i'm teamed up with the funniest people i think there is in the room honestly you
08:42are a crazy nutball but you also have a social media presence that i think is going to come
08:47very handy here okay i love to fake it i love to act i just feel like it's such a escapism from reality
08:55you're a different person you're acting i'm acting right now i kind of have a concept idea and i
09:04want to hear what y'all think okay okay maybe it could be for like hard-working moms the subtext is
09:10it's actually a cult it gives us juice to play with it does beyond the self-care like i know i'm gonna go
09:16full acadian mom like yeah how about i be the cruise director who's like directing i love you like guiding
09:23us through the meditations and all that exactly our cult sorry cruise is all about recruiting
09:30people and we're setting sails to the seas get into the zen of it all maybe we can just be like
09:37do a deep breath we go why isn't it just that ss oh i love that we are working very well together
09:48everyone is bringing ideas and we know what we're doing my cruise is a whole vibe if you started
09:54with a close-up if it pans away and there's something on the lower half of you that's off
09:59nice yeah like you're not wearing pants or but it's hard to to to start with a close-up
10:08yeah you have to establish where you are yeah establish the moment yeah that's true in my group
10:12velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder and she is just not here for anything that she
10:19didn't think of to be honest should everyone's be a voiceover then no that's it that's weird i think
10:24what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes and then while the other people doing their
10:28first scene someone's changing no no no no no no no no no we do it like uh what what is the what is
10:34the best for the the wardrobe and accessories we're just talking we're just footballing ideas every scene my
10:39lashes can get bigger wait do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes no no no no
10:47oh yeah don't do that oh yes mama is just stressed like just a perfect word stress not happy not having
10:54fun baby we need to go on the cruise that's why we're doing the commercial i feel like the most
10:58important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling is something that people
11:01want to come to i think also playing into like the funny part puns and jokes and like hidden messages
11:07and stuff yeah that really caters to like old queer people i don't really know that many older
11:12like queer people in my life i had to think about it and maybe it's because i don't go out of my way
11:17or just my our paths having crossed but like i hope they do i don't know if you guys know this
11:22but my dad's queer oh i did not know that i like kind of just recently found out that he was my dad like
11:29three four years ago at the age of 19 i found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father
11:35somebody reached out like hey i think i'm your dad fast forward we did a dna test turns out he was
11:40my father and that was just like a huge like eruption in my life and like i grew up in like a very
11:46religious household so like to find out that i had a queer father like completely like changed my life
11:51wow he's been so supportive of me being here and my drag and it's like a complete 180. i didn't know
11:55that that's actually so sweet i had like no idea i won ottawa's x-drike superstar and he surprised me
12:01and showed up with flowers he also used to do drag like back in the day i was so happy because it was
12:08for the first time that i felt like someone in my family was seeing the real me he just inspires me
12:13so so much so i'm definitely going to play into him but he's also only like 45 so it's oh yes i want to
12:20meet papa caramel honey you there single fat alone cry no more let me tell you about our services and
12:29that's where we would put a little voice over yeah yeah the services that our cruise ship provides
12:33yeah yeah there are foods that are aphrodisiacs like we could be like welcome to our food court where
12:40we have dad dad dad only like oysters dark chocolate pineapple pineapple mandatory edible lubes edible
12:50condom the pep talk the trap talk should we have a dark room on the boat gooning gooning coach
12:59i just have this feeling that this is too sexual go the mile but don't go too much i just don't want
13:06it i just don't want it to be so sex focused yeah so let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves
13:12we're selling the cruise right i love our concept and like that but is it sexual or is it single oh my
13:18god my parents are going to watch this oh my goodness these boys are so fine oh they're all
13:32mesmerized by the pit crew hello i'm over here we are going to start with the singles cruisers and the
13:39rest of you beautiful creatures can have a seat right here feel free to heckle no i'm kidding don't
13:45do that lights go action our group is coming in first and we are ready to set that bar all right
13:53your time starts now here he is hit it divas are you tired of being left on red so single and sad you
14:01just want to get bread look at over you got nothing to lose who went the second to the last line was it
14:11hazel me i would be careful about your diction got it and the same for paolo as well just be careful
14:17that we can really understand what you're saying got it lovely all right what scene is next okay so i am
14:23gunologist hello boys are you ready to come to set and action take a bite it tastes so good food so yum
14:33it'll make it'll make you wanna
14:46thanks boys
14:49that was great i don't know if we can air it but it was great
14:53all right what's next hey oh hello okay and what's the setup here i'm just talking
15:00shit okay let's give it a whirl and action just sing the test i'm feeling the lip god day i love this
15:12all right take the thing out take it out take it out i mean i think that's a funny gag
15:17pun intended i think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something and then you get the funny and
15:22then you also get our viewers to understand what you're saying action
15:38okay girl what the singles at sea heard my lisp and said how can we make our voices harder to
15:46understand in advance um and they all accomplish that what do you think i just feel like i can't
15:54tell what they're selling okay hazel the prompt is more singles at sea looking for love not looking
16:00to get fucked like that's not what singles want all the time and action take those pills so you can have
16:07all those thrills all wrapped up and ready to take it up that's great and this is all this whole
16:20storyline is promoting the singles cruise yes yes okay got it i know it's the singles cruise it's just
16:27sounding like the um the slutty sex cruise okay carson says this is a slutty sex cruise and i
16:33shit myself we did too much sorry mom all right that's time thank you so much all right we will
16:41welcome up our self-care sisters okay great now who did the writing who's kind of in charge we all
16:48came up with our shit velma was so good at writing it down but we all have our own characterizations
16:54our own material all the storyboard ideas so velma had a pen you had her right i did the storyboard
17:04it's like all of my ideas like for the concept and everybody just share okay so you came up with the
17:11overall creative and then they kind of contributed each of their segments and their dialogue the
17:16overall creative okay and is everybody happy with what you came up with yes yes yes yeah we all
17:22contributors to the overall creative for sure okay great they're definitely gonna fight under this
17:28your time starts now i'm gonna start back here i'm the cruise ship director okay it's also a
17:35kind of cult and i might be recruiting and you're gonna hit the gong i am the i think that's so funny
17:41are you ready um yes can i get a line reminder just to just to start off hello welcome aboard ss
17:47uh okay and action are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life
17:59welcome aboard welcome aboard ss uh oh right sorry let's start over are you tired of living a poop deck
18:06what kind of life van and velma's conflict right before we start okay did rattle me but if there's
18:17anything i can do it is pick myself back up and apply myself would you like to be taken away join our
18:25co-cruise then let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay great that was very good
18:34work okay we should probably move on yeah let's do it i'm gonna be like a really busy businesswoman
18:43right right and it's a voiceover so it's like it's all completely voiceover yeah it's just like let's
18:49see no the beginning part's voiceover this part's not voiceover yeah yeah yeah yeah give it let's see
18:56it is voiceover i think carson is seeing us a little bit messy van looks frustrated she looks
19:05pissed but i know i'm a powerhouse in acting so i will just lean with that and trying to have the
19:13more fun i can have with this challenge i'm a highly busy woman i know that's time for this sheep
19:27great i think we should keep moving action my name is sammy andre i've been addicted to a cigarette
19:34since i've been a baby if i smoke one more cigarette i might die great are you happy with that
19:42i'm very happy with that okay okay let's move on our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the
19:50moment what's like turbulence but like god it was rocking the boat was
19:55okay that's your time hello my golden gaze
20:11who did what on in this team we literally all did everything we were all pitching ideas we all wrote
20:17everything down maya you feel good i feel good yeah i feel good we're gonna try not to get like mad at
20:22each other and stuff so okay oh the shade well we also contributed to all of our script but not
20:27all of our team members said that oh okay
20:34i can't wait to see how this turns out what the was that what what the was that
20:42you said you came up with the whole concept no i said he said that he said that and then she said yes
20:48we'll do this later we'll do this later we'll do this later and action we are your cruise directors
20:55on the sos seniors on scene i'm having a literal blast we will keep you on your feet as you explore our
21:07deck going bird watching i am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of
21:13and i'm just feeling so good we know you golden gays love your white parties which is ironic
21:20because we're the ones hosting it great i don't think you can do any better okay all right we can
21:28move on great job this song is from the 1940s i think that's when ruPaul was born this song used to be
21:36hip in my day oh oh my hip oh wait what why can you twerk on the walker yeah i think you should
21:45do that just have fun with this this is so stupid yeah everyone on this cruise is treating it like
21:50their last because it probably is here at the sos seniors on sea and that's your time thank you so much
22:09it's elimination day and the other teams need to be scared because they had some bumps in the water
22:20i have a question for the self-care sisters yeah are you guys gonna let thomas speak oh i was gonna ask
22:29so we were obviously watching you guys were first and it seemed a little tense on set not that anybody
22:35did bad but like you could feel it yeah i just don't know what happened like everybody was speaking
22:40in the same time and i'm sorry i'm not the leader of the the team that's not what i said i just wanted
22:45to say what i i did and maybe it came out wrong i don't know at this part i was like oh my god i don't
22:52understand nothing that is going on it's really a loss in translation i think i just wanted to assure
22:58that it was clear that i did more on the part of the storyboard that was the only thing and i hope
23:03she understood that but i don't think so what i remember hearing was carson saying who was the
23:10leader of the group and we were all saying you well can i speak please yeah yeah yeah then carson said
23:16so the overall concept was your idea and i heard you say yes the overall concept was my idea no and
23:22that's when i said well no i think we all contributed to the overall concept because i feel like we did
23:27really work collaboratively on the entire script 100 percent the entire script everything was
23:33collaborative it's hard for me to speak in english and everybody was talking and i'm like i don't
23:39understand everything i don't know what is going on i totally understand ven why you would be upset
23:44and i also get where you're coming from as well because like i didn't know english when i first
23:47came here you have to think in one language and then speak it in a different one so you're so yeah i
23:53loved working with you guys collaboratively obviously in the moment it happened i'll say
23:57i got really stressed out i i'm just somebody who like if i feel something i wear it all over my
24:02body i'm sure you all have realized no not at all i get it i'll be more patient with you no but i'm
24:11i'll stop before i react van gaughes starting to chime in with like oh we all worked on it this is
24:17already your second like tiff with someone you know so it's like at one point you need to see that you
24:22kind of are the problem i feel like she's got some healing to do because like she's a sickening
24:26bitch you know but she's also a bitch well ladies i think we should get ready for this runway because
24:33you guys are looking a little ready oh i am c6 mama
24:43how do we feel about like that conversation playing brawl and delma i really want to like
24:48interject but like these bitches like don't know when to like let another girl talk you just need
24:53to like put your hand down and say i have something to say too but the thing is like i don't need a
24:57moment that night you know not that you need a moment but i mean the way that you've let me in
25:02i want other people to be let in like that and understand i understand paula i do she's so
25:08fucking funny and she's so genuine and sweet and she listens and i do be talking a lot
25:18this is a lot harder than i thought it was gonna be um but is anybody else missing friends and family
25:25i'm very fortunate and i know this is rare that like i have a family that supports me and my dad and
25:31i like growing up i wasn't really close with him oh god oh babe he's been there like he doesn't
25:37come to my shows and we're so okay with that like i girl i'm like in a g-string and a brawl
25:42like shaking your ass for like literally like i'm like a stripper it's fine but it's more the fact
25:48that like behind the scenes we call every day and like he helped me build my drag room my drag studio
25:55and like he's been there and like my mom too like you know like she's been there to help and support
26:00me and i know i'm so lucky hazel they love you you have one of the greatest families it's so so
26:07important to have like that loving support system i was like the parents of my parents um a lot of
26:15toxicity my mom was having alcoholism and it was all me my fault my fault always always
26:23so like my family when i was growing up like we came from mexico and they're very immigrants and um
26:28my father was very um like abusive towards me physically if i dropped like a glass of water or
26:35if i missed the school bus like i would get beat constantly and kind of having to like live in like
26:40that sense of fear i moved out when i was 16 and i got emancipated like as soon as i could because
26:46i wanted to just like be me so like since i've been 16 like anything i have it's because i did it
26:54like my parents have never given me a dollar since then like i didn't talk to my parents for like years
26:59and i still don't talk to my dad like at all like i remember when i would first move out like the city
27:04was small so like if we saw each other like i saw them like shopping i would just walk by like we
27:10didn't know each other what and i think that's why sometimes i'm like so quiet or like so reserved
27:17it's because like and i'm sure like everyone else like this isn't a joke to me like no this is my life
27:22i've given up literally like everything because i don't have aunts or uncles i don't have anybody here
27:30i have just me and like you saying that he's saying like how appreciative you are like that
27:35makes me so happy because i i i think something that like kind of gets me going is like when like
27:40queer people who have such good families will be like i have to go see my family or like oh they're
27:45so annoying they're so they love my drag so much and i'm like you have no idea how lucky you are to
27:50even have that so like just be happy like you said and appreciate it and you're so loved here
27:56thank you for sure no like thank you and like that because i also see you be reserved and like that
28:02and that's why i always come up to you like that because i want you to be that outgoing person that
28:07you are that i know deep down right when you walk down and you're like yeah wait wait can we all do
28:18the dulcie titty shake
28:32welcome to the captain's quarters of canada's drag race she's my forever life preserver
29:02it's tracy malshore hey girl hey brooklyn oh my god tracy i am so on board with this look and your
29:08makeup is sailing full speed ahead not a soul can dock that's right and x always marks his spot it's
29:15style superstar parson kressley thanks for having me i'm so happy to see you how are you adjusting to
29:21canada oh gosh i'm having a really hard time with the accent what accent i don't i don't understand you
29:26what oh sorry about it and she's forever making waves it's makeup maven glamzilla what's up brooklyn
29:35how do you like my mug oh i think you went a little overboard
29:40this week we challenged our queens to make a splash in cruise commercials
29:45racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
29:50category is in the shadows
29:59first up van goss this week i have not only one face to critique but two teddy or not here she comes
30:07i'm giving you a little bit club kid a little bit of childhood nightmares a little bit of possessed
30:12teddy bear cute and cuddly and a little gothic and evil kind of mixed together i wouldn't consider myself a
30:18two-faced bitch but today on the runway i thought i'd try it out and i said let the plastic surgery
30:24settle before you leave the house you are wrong next saltina shaker oh this look represents staring
30:34your inner demons in the face and making them glamorous when i was 16 years old i was in a car
30:40accident which left me riddled with scars for so long i didn't want to show anybody my scars but now i
30:46want people to look here i wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love
30:52and i think i did that sammy landry when i heard what lurks in the shadow i immediately thought of
31:01when you hit a deer on the highway bitch i am from new brunswick look at all that car cast every single
31:09inch of this gown is full of rhinestones this deer she might have been hit by a car but she's still
31:16gonna hit up that party these gays they're trying to road kill me you kill them we grill them
31:24velma jones i present to you my other ass oh johnny here's johnny with this look i wanted the judges
31:34to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen my king community is so beautiful and they
31:41are all so creative and so fierce and i think if i can make them proud i'm really happy oh
31:52star doll oh i'm facing my fears right now as an aswang the mythical creature from the filipino
31:59folklore that scared me so much as a kid caught in a bat romance this look is giving horrifying
32:06terrifying creepy creatures and i am thirsty for that win when i said wing woman i didn't really mean
32:15this dulce i'm tripping onto this runway as la llorona a mexican legend who long story short was going
32:24to her wedding day ended up having to kill her kids and then her partner was like you know what i'm
32:29good oh girl same these tears are coming straight from my eyes and i am still dripping from the swamp
32:43trying to find my next prey oh this reminds me i need to get an oil change
32:47now maya fox for this look i am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror honey can we all just
32:56pause and take a moment to reflect she preys on vanity if you dare look into her mirror she captures
33:03that soul i've got horns they are rhinestones i am giving you glam i am giving you spooky and i am
33:10giving you finesse and that's the vanity caramilk guess who's bat in the house
33:21tonight i am coming down the runway as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong the wings are huge
33:27i think they weigh more than me i'm literally dying walking down this runway and so much pain but i'm
33:32trying not to show it i want to show the judges that i'm not just a one-trick bat i think i know her
33:39we used to hang paulo perfection all of my life i was told you could be wearing a trash bag and
33:47you still look fabulous and i'm walking the runway oh oh my goodness it can't fill off embarrassing
33:54yikes then i'm on the other side oh two cups wow you can pay her in trash or credit that is embarrassing
34:02oh babe i just gave birth oh it's a garbage bundle of joy coup de gras a banana falls off
34:12tragic talk about junk in the trunk and now hazel oh i think i see her pink pony club i am a witchy kelpie a
34:23folklore tale from my scottish roots it is a horse shape shifter that lures humans back to a body of
34:31water and it takes their lives i am feeling so spooky in this look i am coming to
34:37haunt you i'm coming to eat you and i'm coming to bring you back to my swamp to make it nasty
34:42i'd kill for her bone structure ebony labelle you know what goes bump in the night it's her dance
34:48inner saboteur okay you've cat to be kidding me right meow i am serving gothic glamour hood baddie
34:57don't look at me i'm a vampire i didn't want to give too much of a monster because i let the girls
35:04do that themselves with those mugs i hope she's not a sore loser and finally pm this runway is inspired by
35:15my partner's nightmares they have had sleep paralysis their entire life and i want to create
35:21a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have this happen to them again talk about a
35:26walking nightmare i really want to look scary but i also want to look elegant and beautiful because not
35:33all nightmares need to be ugly mom can you pick me up i'm scared welcome queens and happy halloween
35:43it's time your commercials hit open water first up it's palo perfection hazel ebony labelle and pm with
35:53their cruise commercial for singles are you tired of being left all red so single and sad you just want
36:01to get bread look no further you got nothing to lose you want to sneak peek at some of our amenities
36:16well look no further check it out with our resident goonologist take a bite it tastes so good food's so
36:24yummy it'll make you let's talk prep with miss foxy doxy don't be silly take those pills and get ready
36:41for all them thrills all prepped up and ready to take it up the oh oh oh oh oh check out our singles mixer
36:51and taste the elixir no strings attached i'm feeling lit gosh dang it i love this ship
37:01cruise package includes free lube free therapy
37:05free makeovers
37:14okay okay next up it's our self-care sisters
37:21i'm saltina shaker and welcome aboard the ss
37:27are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life would you like to be taken away
37:33join our co-cruise then let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay
37:43let's fire those idiots i'm a highly busy woman follow that time for this ship
37:51do you stress more than you stretch
38:01ss
38:06want to be serviced float to our massages on board i'm told i stare too much like a sailor
38:12here let's get to it
38:16yeah don't be scared i got a bevel for brooklyn oh yeah
38:20ss
38:21my name is sami and andre i've been addicted to cigarette since i've been a baby if i smoke
38:31one more cigarette i might die change the tides on your old bad habits
38:38our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere
38:47turn us
38:49that was so good good job good job
38:54worth all the fighting yeah and finally our golden gays
38:58we are your cruise directors here at the sos seniors on scene we know you golden gays love your white
39:16parties which is ironic because we're the ones hosting it so come on down and groove at the
39:22silent dance party this song was huge in the 1940s i think that's when rupaul was born oh this song
39:32used to be hip in my day oh my hip huh huh huh and we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching
39:42oh god damn look at that cockatoo
39:50gertrude what are you looking at and bitch you know we were not talking about that bird
39:55i love you gertrude come here oh oh after a long exhausting day come on down to our soap opera viewing
40:06party you might get lucky to be able to spend it with someone else everyone on this cruise is treating
40:10it like their last because it probably is here at the sos seniors on scene
40:22based on your commercials and runway presentations the judges have made some decisions
40:28when i call your name please step forward star doll maya fox ebony labelle pm caramel
40:40van goss you are all safe
40:48you may leave the stage thank you
40:54the rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
40:57it is now time for the judges critiques
41:01first up saltina shaker
41:02saltina uh does your back hurt a little i thought so because you carried that commercial
41:09oh i don't think that you were super confident when you started the challenge but it worked every
41:16second you are the through line you were the messaging of that commercial i love the cult angle
41:21i thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care i love the ssr and i loved how it repeated itself
41:27throughout the commercial you were always there with your gong for it so talk to me about being in the
41:32shadows with this piece i was in a car accident when i was 16 years old and this lovely lovely piece
41:41represents the scars that i have underneath this outfit i used to hate them you know i think the
41:48hardest part about living honestly is taking a look at the shadows that you have inside of you
41:55i i love them now so many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things
42:02that we thought were were ugly you know and you realize when you can take that out from the darkest
42:09recesses of your soul and and throw it on the stage that's when beautiful art is created so thank
42:14you for sharing and and and thank you for being so brave thank you do with me
42:25next up sammy landry hi in your commercial i thought that your character had potential
42:30i just did not feel that you reached it and i saw you were trying to have fun with it i just needed
42:35more from you during your acting challenge you gave up all the screen time to saltina and i don't
42:40remember you it was always the same very monotone delivery you have no inflection but it was actually
42:46quite charming it was like i've been smoking since i was baby like it never changed you're funny without
42:52trying to be funny you can't buy that so just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit
42:59next time i enjoyed the runway look but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me i wish
43:04the gown reached the floor and i know you're going for like a campy look with the you know raquel welch
43:09shake and go wig but you can still be campy and elevated yeah thank you next up the artist formerly
43:16known as velma jones let's talk about velma in your um cruise commercial you got every morsel of charisma
43:24and character out of that you know essentially just kind of like a one-line monologue back in my
43:30day we would say you uh chewed the scenery but i think the kids today would say you ate
43:36you didn't have a very big part but i thought you made the most out of every second that you were on
43:41screen and this look is just incredible you had me howling at the runway i had a physical reaction
43:48and you came out with this look this is johnny jones right absolutely want to tell me about johnny
43:54i'm listening well it's full moon tonight oh i think you are someone to look out for every fantasy that
44:02you were selling i'm buying thank you next up dulce hola hola i just have a big note here on my page
44:11it says star uh because you had you had the four c's well there's five but i can't say the fifth one
44:17but the four are comfortable confident charismatic and comedic you're fun you're funny you're fabulously
44:25informative you checked all the boxes so really well done thank you i thought you did a really really
44:31great job and you're just naturally charismatic this look i think that is a wonderful cultural reference
44:38i wish it read a little bit more bridal to me it's a little bit too swampy and a little bit less
44:44bridal if you know what i mean okay i wish you had done a bit of a spookier makeup because this just
44:48looks like your normal pretty mug okay i feel like there's just too much statements the neckline is a
44:53statement the length is a statement the different textures is a statement and then like the black
44:59everywhere is a statement i would love to see you learn to balance you are already a statement
45:04you're the it girl okay up next paulo perfection
45:13in terms of your commercial if i had taken your clip and i just played it i would have had no idea
45:18we were in a cruise ship commercial and on top of that i couldn't understand a word you were saying
45:23you know i said to you a couple times i was like we really can't understand be really careful about
45:27your diction and a commercialist communication and if we can't understand the dialogue we're not going
45:33to get anything from it congratulations on the delivery i think that's the first for the drag race
45:39runway a bejeweled baby yes you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous in it is it enough you
45:47know when i think about a trash bag couture i go back to missy elliott big and moving and i feel like
45:53i like the intention behind the trash bag but i would like to see it more of a of a drag bag something
46:00just bigger last but certainly not least hazel hi hi i think my problem with your performance in
46:08the commercial is that it was just silly without structure or a punchline got it i'm not approved
46:14but it got a little bit hypersexual for me yes it did yeah it was more like an orgy cruise yeah which
46:21i'm buying a ticket of course we both signed up we all we all have tickets this look ha ha i love each
46:27piece of this outfit thank you it's really fun and the details are so good the gloves the nails the
46:33jaw piece the facial piece you had on earlier this is a really um fabulous look thank you i appreciate
46:40that based on the judge's critiques we have made some decisions dulce your performance in the maxi was
46:48golden girl velma jones on the runway you really had us howling saltina our self-care sister you had
46:59us sipping on your serena tea saltina shaker congratulations you are the winner of this week's maxi
47:07challenge challenge you have won five thousand dollars cash courtesy of travel manitoba
47:20dulce velma great work this week you should both be very proud of yourselves
47:27sammy landry paulo perfection and hazel you are the bottom three queens this week
47:33saltina shaker as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver
47:40granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives
47:45you hold the fate of your sisters in your hands as you untuck the bottom three may plead their case
47:55you may leave the stage
47:56you can't wait to get out of here i know
48:05baby get your drink get your drink y'all need to come in here and spill the tea
48:10walking into the work room after the critiques i'm like oh i know everyone's gonna be like oh so how
48:14did it go and i'm like babe not well bitch saltina looks happy i won you won oh my god
48:21oh my god baby i feel amazing all the self-doubt that i had i don't need to have space for them in
48:31my head i ain't trying to take no one's moment i'm gagged that you won though because i really
48:35thought i was going to velma but congratulations i am gagged that i was even in the top and
48:40i have a very difficult decision to make y'all mean so much to me i feel a little bit of pressure
48:47knowing that i have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two i don't know what
48:53i'm going to do yet i want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you and i want to hear it
49:02from here not from here hello
49:05first week was tough for me um it was a lot and like this week like my sisters really helped me
49:18to like it's fine like at this point it's a part of the look if i cry i really don't care babe like
49:24i'm literally sitting in a trash bag
49:30i don't know i'm just like i don't feel like i'm ready to go
49:32like i just feel like this week i finally started like feeling the sisterhood like
49:37i felt like i was getting out of my head
49:42i don't know i am hurting for my sister apollo right now i can just see that like she's turning
49:48on her apollo perfection to kind of like mask a little bit i want her to be here i know she wants
49:54to be here and i hope that saltina makes the right decision and saves her uh sammy follow your heart
50:01do what you want with it no tell me i want to hear fight
50:11go go go go go go go go
50:14i love what i give inside you know and so
50:19i don't know i'm just feeling so many emotions right now because i just feel like
50:23like am i am i in the right place right now like i don't know i don't know for some reason i feel
50:32like i don't deserve that beaver and that is a voice in my head that i have to deal with i often feel
50:38like i feel like i don't deserve things or i always feel like people deserve things more than me
50:43i don't know why i put myself in that place all the time i don't know why i keep doubting myself you
50:50know and that's not the right attitude for this competition but i can't help that that's what i'm
50:56feeling hazel how do you feel they loved my look they said nothing but great things about my luck
51:06i was one note in my performance i understand that but like i have so much to prove being here yes
51:14i worked my ass off not saying y'all haven't either but like i just want this i'm hungry i deserve this
51:20and i want to be here so many people are expecting great things for me when i come back and i'm not
51:28delivering how i should be and i just don't know what to do i want to be here i deserve to be here i'm
51:36not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either but like i want this so bad
51:44it fucking sucks i'm honestly so sad to see my sister hazel in the bottom look at me look at me
51:51you are such a stellar fucking performer and it hurts to see you in the bottom like this right now
51:56but don't let it bring you down this is my opportunity unfortunately got this decision
52:05but this is real now there's so many tears so many emotions and i'm the one
52:14that has the power whoever is in that bottom two i want you to prove it to that world right there
52:21prove it it's only one person if i could save them all
52:26i would honestly but this is a competition now and somebody has to go home
52:30i might sneeze
52:37bless you
52:40a lucky sneeze
52:44saltina shaker heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
52:57who do you want to save from the chomping block
52:59the queen who i've decided to save is
53:10hazel
53:12oh my god girl gag i was not expecting that
53:17oh my god
53:25well battle of the buffoon bitch let's fucking give it
53:28well i'll be damned
53:31hazel you are out of the woods this week
53:33yes i am you may join your sisters at the back thank you
53:37sammy landry paulo perfection i'm sorry but this means that you are both up for elimination
53:50two queens stand before us
53:55prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of raise a little hell by trooper
54:01this is your last chance to impress us and save yourselves from elimination
54:09the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
54:19oh this is going to be an interesting lip sync
54:24good luck and don't it up
54:31raise a little hell
54:48what you see why don't you fight it
54:53if you know there's something wrong why don't you write it
54:58raise a little hell
55:02raise a little hell
55:03raise a little hell
55:07raise a little hell
55:08raise a little hell
55:10raise a little hell
55:14in the end it comes down to your thinking
55:17and there's really nobody to blame
55:21when it feels like your ship is sinking
55:24and you're too tired to play the game
55:28nobody's good
55:31nobody's good to help you
55:33oh
55:33you just gotta stand up alone
55:36and dig in your heels and see how it feels
55:40to raise a little hell
55:41in your own
55:45raise a little hell
55:47raise a little hell
55:48raise a little hell
55:52raise a little hell
55:53raise a little hell
55:55raise a little hell
55:58if you don't like what you've got
56:02why don't you change it
56:05if your world is all screwed up
56:09rearrange it
56:11for our love
56:13raise a little hell
56:14raise a little hell
56:15raise a little hell
56:20raise a little hell
56:21raise a little hell
56:23raise a little hell
56:42queens we have made our decision
56:44Sammy Laundrie
56:51shantay you stay
57:00you may join the others
57:01paolo
57:10you are one of one
57:13you are perfection
57:16now sashay away
57:18we love you
57:21lolo
57:23lolo you're everything
57:26well
57:27you win some you lose some
57:36that was unfortunate
57:38but i found the sisterhood i was looking for angel numbers i love angel numbers
57:45i was definitely robbed of my time but that's why i'm going to be robbing these
57:48bitches right now
57:50i've got a few suitcases that are empty
57:54i am the universe the universe is me
57:57congratulations queens
57:59you live to slay another day
58:02now the world has never needed the magic of drag more so remember stay true north strong and what
58:09you wear it you wear it you wear it well
58:18you wear it well
58:20use your suits you
58:22oh
58:22oh
58:23oh
58:23work it for me
58:25work it for me
58:27me
58:27you wear it
58:28you wear it
58:29you're very well
58:31next time on canada's drag race this week is a double feature
58:36snatch game and design you get to choose your own adventure what is going on right now oh my god we
58:44have to choose one hello hello i am a little shocked that my sister didn't
58:51was waiting for this can i give you a hug because i feel no i'm in trouble
58:56now that is how you do snatch game i would wear this outfit it was giving circ just so gay
59:26and you
59:39you
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