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The 2 Johnnies Late Night Lock In - Season 3 Episode 6
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00:00Welcome to the Two Johnnies.
00:29Welcome to the Great Night Lock In!
00:33John, John, I'm getting a bit emotional to be honest.
00:37Oh man, are you emotional? Are you emotional cos it's the last show?
00:41No, I've just seen what we're getting paid.
00:45You're getting paid?
00:47Let's move on to the show.
00:49Right, well, she's good at running, jumping and throwing things.
00:53And it's just a coincidence that she's from Dundalk.
00:57It's Irish superstar athlete Kate O'Connor!
01:07And if oversharing and drinking Prosecco were an Olympic sport,
01:13well, she'd win gold.
01:15And the first master comedian and self-confessed penophile,
01:19Joanne McNally!
01:25And, performing stand-up tonight,
01:27he's a comedian who is known for introducing Tommy and his guests
01:29on the Tommy Tiernan Show,
01:31so it's only right we let him introduce himself.
01:35Well, Johnnies,
01:37your next guest is
01:39the beautiful and highly talented
01:41Mr. Frank King!
01:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:49And, greetings, hold tight with a mic and a left-hand,
01:51and we'll have music for Mark McCain!
01:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:59Now, it's time to find out who's in the bar?
02:03We're in the bar!
02:05Who's in the bar?
02:06We're in the bar!
02:07Right, where is Danielle?
02:09Here!
02:10In the bar!
02:11OK, Danielle is in the bar.
02:13Right, Stuart, come on, come with me here.
02:14We'll have a look.
02:15Danielle, is this you, in the white?
02:17Yes.
02:18How are you?
02:19Where are you from, Danielle?
02:20I'm from Monaghan.
02:21OK, you're from Monaghan.
02:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:24Danielle, what's your hidden talent?
02:28I can sing with my mouth closed.
02:30You can sing with your mouth closed.
02:31Yeah!
02:32100%.
02:33Girls, you seem...
02:34This is absolutely hilarious.
02:35Have you ever seen her do it before?
02:36No!
02:37No!
02:40Well, we're in for an absolute treat, Danielle.
02:42Take it away.
02:43OK.
02:45I'm sorry.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47No!
02:48PEAK POTY CLOP
02:49I'm gonna keep on dancing at the peak potty club
02:53I'm gonna keep on dancing down in this alleyway
02:58I'm gonna keep on dancing at the peak potty club
03:03Peak potty club
03:05PEAK POTTY CLOP
03:06Yeaaah!
03:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:13Give it up for Danielle everybody!
03:18Johnny B, back to you.
03:21Where's John?
03:22Lads, look who's at the bar, it's only Fred Cook!
03:27Right, Fred, apart from being a class comedian, you also have some hidden talents.
03:31I do, I can play two melodicists at the same time!
03:35It's better than it sounds, I promise!
03:39Does this come in handy?
03:40Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely!
03:43Here we go, Viva La Vida!
03:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:57I used to...
04:01These are...
04:05I can't do both, I can't do both!
04:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:10Well, John, that makes him twice as talented as us!
04:11There's nothing Fred Cook can't do, right?
04:12You ready to meet our first guest?
04:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:14OK, who is Seamus the Sheep got for us today?
04:15Is it going to be Muhammad Ali, Joanne McNally or a lad from the Donegal Rally?
04:17It'll be weird if we're just interviewing some lad?
04:18It is, of course, Joanne McNally!
04:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:22How are you?
04:23How are you?
04:24How are you?
04:25I'm good!
04:26How are you?
04:27Well, welcome!
04:28I'm good, welcome, welcome, welcome!
04:31Hey!
04:48You just said welcome welcome to me
05:02Welcome to the bar. How are you? I'm good. How are you? We're great. There's women on the back absolutely collapsing with the sight here
05:07It's like the Virgin Mary appearing to knock John. It's like having Jesus in black boots
05:13You're killing it everywhere on the circuit your last tour holds the record for the amount of sellouts in Vicar Street
05:18Yeah, you're back on the road again. Yeah, how's it going? It's going grand. Fucked and busy. Yeah, this is my night off
05:23Oh, thank you for coming. Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah, it's great. The new tour is called Pinophile. Yeah, right
05:29What's the story with the name? So there was a video going around the internet a while ago of this spinning class and
05:37You know there are these videos go viral and in these spit these online spinning classes
05:40You need to have a name everyone has a name like spinning for gin or whatever it is
05:44And then there was a video go so one of the instructors saw this name come from the leaderboard and she obviously didn't like what
05:49She saw and she started going mental and she was like kick him out kick him out kick him out
05:53We don't do that here. She's one of the Americans. She's very like enthusiastic or whatever
05:57And of course, I went viral and I was like, what was the name? What was the name?
06:01And then it turned out the name was pedal file, which of course
06:05It's fucking genius actually
06:07And I was like, what? That is so funny
06:11Ha ha ha ha
06:13And then I spoke about it somewhere and actually a woman who follows me on instagram messaged me and she's like your
06:18spinning name should be a Pinophile because I'm a very big fan of that is a large glass of wine
06:24It's not as large as I asked for, I asked for all of them
06:27I said they're obviously on a budget where's the rest of them
06:30And so she said you should be your spinning name should be Pinophile and I said no no no
06:34That's too good a name for a spinning name and said that's a show name
06:36It was Pinophile or Pinopsycho and I went with Pinophile
06:39And were you always born to perform even like as a youngster?
06:42I was always a bit of a thirsty bitch as a kid
06:45I was, yeah
06:46Like I was in drama and I wanted to be in the Billy Barrys and all
06:50I was that way, I did a lot of spoken words and thank god I got that out of my system
06:55I did a lot of acting like school plays and all
06:58I was in a convent school, it was an all-girls school
07:00Okay
07:00So any of the plays, I'm sure it's the same here, you have to play all the boy parts
07:04And I have a bit of height in me
07:06I have a bit of a build
07:08So I was always, even growing up I was the daddy
07:11Yeah
07:13Do you know what I mean?
07:14Which is probably the problem now to this day
07:16But
07:18On the top basically is what I'm saying
07:22And so
07:23So there's a musical
07:25There's a musical
07:26It was a musical
07:26What musical is it?
07:27So the sound of music
07:28Oh yeah
07:29I was Rolf the telegram boy, but I wanted to be Liesl
07:31So there was always that kind of like
07:33Do you know what I mean?
07:34No
07:35What teacher had to bring it to you, you can't be Liesl, you have to be the Nazi
07:38She said, she was like we can't have Liesl taller than her father
07:41Anyway
07:43Yeah
07:43I've always wanted to perform
07:44And then my family just weren't really that into it
07:46And they were like
07:47You'll just starve to death
07:48No one really believed I could do it
07:49And then anyway I ended up getting into it by accident
07:51And I'm thrilled now
07:52On stage and in the podcast
07:53You talk a lot about dating and relationships
07:55I do
07:55But like you're so busy, do you even have time to date?
07:58No
07:58No
07:59Although, and I don't know if they'll leave this in
08:01Go on
08:02They'll leave it in
08:03I would
08:03So I have the
08:04Like so I think the job's a bit of a cop block
08:07Men are like they're not that into it
08:08Right
08:08I've learned that
08:09Yes
08:10You know
08:11Come on
08:12I learned that early on
08:14No one's looking at my show
08:16But like I want to take her
08:17Like it's just
08:18People are like why she's so angry
08:20Do you know
08:20It's more like
08:21So the other week
08:22Last week in York
08:23There was a man playing with himself up in the stalls of the show
08:27I know I was thrilled
08:31I was absolutely delighted
08:33I was like shut up
08:36Was he hot?
08:37Was he wearing a ring?
08:38What was the crack?
08:39Because that just never happened
08:41But he was like having a
08:42Now I was fed
08:44I didn't know how
08:44He was having a little go of himself
08:46I'd say
08:46What happened?
08:47He wasn't having a fall
08:49Right
08:49You know what I mean?
08:50It wasn't full of pepper shit
08:51No
08:51It was like
08:55Yeah
08:56It was
08:57It was a little sprinkling
08:58Would you say a little sprinkling of sorts
08:59A fondle
09:00A fondle
09:01It's like he was playing three blind mice on himself
09:04Because then
09:05I didn't know
09:06Well anyway
09:06I saw the footage of it
09:07And it was quite innocent in the end
09:09Okay
09:09It wasn't the compliment I thought it was
09:12But when he was removed
09:13He just went
09:14And I was like
09:15That's not that hot
09:15You should have fought for me
09:16Do you know what I mean?
09:17I want to stay and finish
09:20Because it's still hot
09:21I just left
09:22So that's the closest thing I've had
09:24What kind of commitment is that?
09:24I think I'm seeing him now
09:27I think we're going to date
09:28But if you're so busy
09:30And you go on a date
09:31How do you like quickly tell
09:33Right there could be a second date here
09:34Or this is a hard no
09:35I for myself
09:36I'm big into personality
09:37Which is a huge insult
09:38I know to everyone I've ever gone out with
09:39But
09:42It is
09:42But that's the truth
09:43It's always personality first
09:44And look second
09:45And then at the start
09:46It's so funny
09:47Like the mind is so funny
09:48Because at the start
09:48You're like
09:49God I wouldn't find him attractive at all
09:50And then a couple of minutes in
09:51You're like
09:51You think the most beautiful person
09:53In the world
09:54I'm tearing up
09:56You hardly have
09:57Like
09:58You're too famous for date naps
09:59And all that are you?
10:00You can hold him on all the tape
10:01Don't say I know
10:04I'm trying to shame me
10:09Yeah
10:10I'm like on LinkedIn and all
10:11I'm like
10:11Trying to get on like
10:13So like
10:14The guy did message me
10:15He was like
10:15Just see you now
10:16Someone's using your
10:17Someone's using your palace
10:19On hinge
10:20And I was like
10:20Thank you so much
10:26You're letting me now
10:28I'll record it
10:29So I was like
10:29It was obviously me
10:30It was me
10:31Yeah
10:32Were you on the celebrity dating app
10:33That Rhea?
10:34Yeah it's bad
10:35It's terrible
10:37So bad
10:38Firstly as well
10:39Like
10:40Not to be hard on myself
10:41But how can I
10:42I can't compete with
10:43Fucking
10:44I don't know
10:45Cindy Crawford
10:48Well I don't know
10:49She's on it
10:49But it's really high end
10:50Also do you know what I did
10:51I set my Rhea
10:52Because I was fascinated
10:54And obviously every woman
10:54Has that one moment in their 40s
10:56And they're like
10:56Maybe I'm gay
10:57And it lasted like 24 hours
10:59So I set my Rhea to women
11:00Because I was like
11:01I want to see
11:01And then I
11:02I kept it at women
11:03And the women
11:04The standard of the women on it
11:05You're like
11:05Ah what's the point
11:06They're like Victoria's secret models and all
11:07I'm better off on Hinge
11:08I'm a Hinge girl
11:09Yeah okay
11:10Yeah I'm a Hinge girl
11:11Wait so you said Rhea
11:12That's the celebrity
11:13Celebrity one yeah
11:13Date map
11:14Did I hear you got kicked off that
11:16Well
11:19But so they get really weird about the privacy on Rhea
11:22It's like it's not AA
11:23Who cares
11:24Do you know what I mean
11:25You're allowed to date
11:26Yeah you're allowed to date
11:27Like it's not the illuminati
11:29Like
11:29What what
11:30But so if you screen grab anything
11:32You get there's like
11:33Rear rear rear
11:35And of course
11:35Don't tell you no
11:36You shouldn't be on a celebrity date now
11:37Because I was just on there
11:37Screen grabbing everyone
11:38And sending it to the girls
11:39And I was like
11:41Oh my god look who's on it
11:42Blah blah blah
11:43And so then eventually they took the account
11:45If you get three screen grabs
11:46And then you get your
11:47They shut your account down
11:48But it's not forever
11:49They let you back on
11:50They don't care
11:50It's like it's Lewis Hamilton
11:52Like who cares
11:55He's always on it
11:56He's always on it
11:57And I'm on it too
11:58And I'm like look at Lewis
11:59What a loser
11:59He's still on it
12:01But I'm like
12:01Joanne you're also on it
12:03Lewis wants no part
12:04Nothing to do with you
12:05Has Volga ever tried to sit you up
12:07Any posh lads around
12:08Yeah but they're not for me
12:09No
12:09And I'm not for them
12:12And that's okay
12:13That's okay
12:14Yeah
12:15Her because
12:15Because it's well
12:16Like
12:16Vogue's normal posh
12:18And but then Spencer's like
12:19Extra
12:20Extraterrestrial posh
12:22He's English posh
12:23He's English posh
12:23Yeah
12:24He's like gentry posh
12:25And um
12:26So his friends
12:27Like no
12:27You know yourself
12:28There's just like that
12:29Nap
12:29It's just like
12:30Straight away
12:31Like
12:31And then I get embarrassed
12:32I'm like don't
12:33Because they're not going to be
12:33And he's like no no
12:34They will
12:34They will
12:35And then Vogue's like
12:35Don't show them our Insta
12:37So I won't fancy if they see her Insta
12:41But no
12:41I can't be dealing with the pop
12:43English
12:43It's different
12:44It's a different level
12:45Yeah
12:45So more likely
12:46Do you think you'll end up with an Irish lad?
12:47Oh I'd say so
12:48Yeah
12:48If I don't keep doing interviews like this
12:50Ruining it for myself
12:53Yeah
12:53Your peak of romance though
12:56Was probably in primary school
12:57Was it when you were a child?
13:00Oh I know what you're talking about
13:01We've been listening to your pod
13:02Yeah
13:03We've heard the stories
13:03Well I am
13:04And was boy mad
13:05Have been all my life
13:06Right
13:07But now I have a bit more chill
13:09But when I was a kid I'd now chill
13:10But we used to play kiss chase
13:11Which I don't know if you can play now
13:12Yeah
13:13It's probably a consent issue for kids
13:15Yeah
13:16Yeah
13:16But we were violently gamey as kids
13:18I know
13:21Is that too much?
13:24That's the worst thing I said
13:25We were
13:29It's all good nature fun
13:31I was a little horndog
13:32Like I remember my mum
13:35I remember asking my mum once what I was like as a child
13:37And she was like you were very flirtatious
13:39Yeah
13:40So with men and women
13:41Which I was like that's
13:41You're kind of
13:42Slut shaming me as a boy baby
13:44I don't know anyway
13:45But I think
13:46But yeah
13:46The kid
13:46So there was a lad
13:48Oh
13:49I wonder where he is now
13:51And I was mad about him
13:53But we were playing kiss chase
13:54And I guess
13:55Kiss chase is kind of a flirty game
13:57But sometimes they really run
13:58Like they really run
13:59And you have to take the note then
14:01That they're
14:02Maybe not interested
14:03They're not interested
14:04Yeah
14:04I didn't even know if he was playing
14:05He might have just been running
14:07Away
14:08And I just mentally turned it into a game of seduction
14:11And I was like
14:12I found terrible
14:13I'm like
14:13I'm like he wants it really
14:14He just doesn't know
14:15He's like
14:15Anyway
14:16So I ran off
14:17And he had a hood
14:18And he
14:18So I got him there
14:20And I
14:21Fucking reefed him
14:22And the tears went flying
14:23And the jacket ripped
14:24And I had a huge big
14:26Bruise all over my chin
14:28For my holy communion
14:29And all
14:29It's like
14:29Gamer
14:32Baller
14:32Gangsta man
14:33Don't hate the player
14:33Hate the game
14:34Exactly
14:34Yeah
14:35You also moved to London recently
14:37You moved into your new apartment
14:39And judging by your social posts
14:40You've got some fairly random art pieces
14:42I mean
14:42What mad stuff have you bought for the gaff?
14:44You say random
14:45I say
14:45Well thought out
14:46Strategic
14:46And artful
14:47Tasteful
14:48Are you talking about the ass phases?
14:49No
14:50No
14:50Depressed phases
14:52You've got pressed phases?
14:53No
14:54Depressed phase
14:55Depressed phase
14:58You've done it
14:59You've done it
15:01Focus please
15:02It's London
15:05This is what we're on about
15:05Oh yeah
15:06Depressed phase
15:07I know
15:08You just want to stick a little Prozac in his mouth
15:10Look at him
15:11Isn't he cool though?
15:12It is kind of cool
15:13I didn't realise I have a bit of um
15:15Because I didn't
15:15I didn't have my own place until I was 40
15:17So I didn't understand my taste
15:19Because I've never had the opportunity to express it
15:22Yes
15:23Turns out it's very whimsical
15:24And kind of Alice in Thunderland vibes
15:27What have you got?
15:28A huge
15:28I just
15:29I like giant
15:29Well firstly I can't measure anything
15:31So I end up accidentally ordering giant pieces of furniture
15:33That I thought were normal size pieces of furniture
15:35But then when they arrive
15:36I'm like it's actually looks great
15:37So I'm like a borrower in the house
15:39You might remember that
15:40You're quite young
15:40That's quite a big lamp
15:41There you go
15:41Look at that big lamp
15:42Yeah
15:44Now I'm not going to say I thought it was a table lamp
15:46I didn't
15:49But I definitely didn't think it was that size
15:52Yeah
15:53I need to
15:53I need to put a breathalyser on my laptop
15:55I'm just drunk shopping at night
15:57And this is all this mad shit's arriving into the house
15:59But like that's cool isn't it?
16:00That is kind of cool
16:01I think it's deadly
16:02It's a little bit like a JCB
16:04Yeah
16:04Yeah it is
16:05Yeah yeah yeah it is
16:06Well let's give it up for Dramming Darlene
16:12Well Joanne is still performing Pino Finally
16:15If you go out to see it
16:16You can get more info at Joanne McNally dot com
16:18Get the tickets
16:19Isn't that right Joanne?
16:19That's it
16:20Plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug plug
16:21Now usually we play a game of dub or culci
16:23But seeing as you're on tonight
16:23And you're a big star
16:24We're going all out
16:25And we're replacing Dublin culture because we are heading live to Coogee Beach in Sydney for a game of Irish or Aussie
16:34That camera is live in Sydney where it is currently about 6 a.m.
16:39Tomorrow. Oh future. We have time travel on this show. Yeah, so just by looking at somebody
16:43We have to guess are they Irish or are they Australian? You play along with us? Okay, the big finger is up
16:49Can we get the two girls on the right two girls drinking coffee? Let's spin around
16:55Don't say anything, but nod your head if you're up for playing a game on telly
17:00Are you up for playing a game she is okay? Joanne Irish or Australian?
17:03Oh, it's like definitely Irish and if not if she's not oh, she she's descendant
17:10She's a thinner DNA, it's in her blood. She's a hundred percent Irish. What do you reckon Fred Kate?
17:14What do you think Irish 100%? I shouted her last week
17:17I reckon if that's a nurse's uniform. I think yeah, so I'm going to say yeah, can we see the shoes?
17:31Can we see the shoes there we go?
17:33Oh
17:34Derek their nurse shoes respectable shoes. What do we think?
17:39Yeah, girls what are your names and where are you from?
17:42Chloe and Chloe
17:44Where are you from Chloe and Chloe?
17:46Leash and Wexford
17:51Leash and Wexford
17:53All right cameraman let's turn around let's get down them steps thanks girls
17:56The finger is almost dislocated
17:58It's got injured on the way to Australia
18:02What big white socks? Oh yeah, oh yeah, here we go. He's got a moustache
18:05Oh
18:07All right you sir, don't say that and just nod your head if you're up for playing a game on telly
18:11All right, okay
18:14Joanne what do you think Irish or Aussie?
18:15This is a harder call
18:16Mmm
18:17If he is Irish he's been there for a while
18:18Yeah, he's adapting with the moustache and stuff
18:20He's adapting, yeah
18:21He's adapting, yeah
18:22He's transitioning in Australia
18:23He's getting stuck in, yeah
18:24I'm going to say Irish with notions, Irish with notions
18:27Yeah, are they drinking a cold brew coffee there John, is it?
18:30Oh, they've changed if they are Irish
18:33Yeah
18:34Fred what do you think?
18:35Oh definitely Irish, yeah, he's an engineer
18:37And you can see his moustache
18:39An Irish engineer says Fred
18:40Tell you what lads, say it not because we'll find out after the break
18:42Which has been the best we've been able to learn in a brick
18:43Oh yeah
18:44Yeah
18:45That's not my love
18:46Yeah
18:47Through the love and death my love
18:52And he's just living my love
18:54My love
18:56No matter where you are
19:00You're my guiding star
19:03You're my guiding star
19:05Hold me in your arms
19:08Don't let me go
19:10I want to stay forever
19:13Closer we stay
19:16Home and away
19:19Welcome back to Johnny's Late Night Lockheed
19:27Now before the break we had our camera out in the streets of Sydney
19:29We want to know if this person is Irish or an Aussie
19:32Right lads, what do we think?
19:34Aussie!
19:35Aussie!
19:36Aussie!
19:37Cool
19:38Cool
19:39Okay, let's find out
19:40Okay lads
19:41Let's find out
19:42What's your name and where are you from?
19:44My name's Nathan, I'm from Cor
19:46Put your hands together, big thank you to everyone on the streets of Sydney
19:52We'll be heading back to Sydney later
19:58But now it is time for some brilliant stand-up
20:01Everybody put your hands together and go mental
20:03It's Fred Clough
20:04Hello to Johnny's Lockheed, are we well?
20:21Alright, if you don't care
20:24But you know what, people try to cancel me because I made fun of people from Louth
20:28Saying that they're not able to use their tongues
20:30They're like, how are you, how are you doing, Jesus, eh?
20:33That's what you sound like, that's not even racist
20:36Are you from Louth, are you?
20:38Yeah, like, this is a birthday party in your house
20:40Happy boy, hey, hey, hey, yeah
20:43Happy boy, hey, hey, yeah
20:46Happy boy, hey
20:48God love you, like, your name's probably like Jacinta or something like that
20:50Happy boy, hey, hey, hey, yeah
20:55That's just the way it is, isn't it?
20:58Yeah
20:59You see, I'm allowed to make fun of people from Louth
21:03Because I grew up in Kells, County Meath
21:05It's a neighbour in Kells
21:05Yeah, there you go
21:06He's like me again, right?
21:08And, no, if anyone, you guys, you girls know Kells
21:11If anyone doesn't know where Kells is
21:12I was trying to explain it last week to American people
21:14And what I wanted to say is
21:16I grew up in the east of Ireland
21:17But also to the middle of Ireland
21:18But I was hammered
21:19And I looked at them and went
21:20Oh, I grew up in the Middle East
21:22They were looking at me going
21:30Oh, my God, you're so brave
21:31I was like, you've no idea at the moment
21:32Oh, my God
21:33It's very tough
21:35Isn't it?
21:37So I'm allowed to
21:38You know, I love people from R.D.
21:39That's my next town, you know
21:40I went to school with a guy
21:41Secondary school
21:42With a guy from R.D.
21:43And he couldn't use his tongue either
21:44How are you doing?
21:45They're leaving for Jesus
21:46And how cruel is this?
21:49I did Mary Poppins with him in second year
21:51And the music teacher made him
21:53Sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
21:55Every night
22:00Oh, you're so lovely
22:18Thank you so much
22:19You know, you need to be careful as well
22:22This is so lovely
22:23Such a packed room
22:24Like when I was starting off
22:25I thought my agent would get rid of me
22:27Because there was no one coming to my gigs
22:28It was terrible
22:29Do you know, I remember I had a show in Edinburgh
22:31The Edinburgh Comedy Festival at 3 o'clock
22:33And I had a meeting with him later on that day
22:35At 7 o'clock, right?
22:36This is true
22:37And that day at 3 o'clock
22:38One person came to my gig for the hour
22:40One person
22:41Now, thankfully, ladies and gentlemen
22:43That one person was non-binary
22:44Oh, thank God
22:46So when my agent asked me
22:52How was the gig?
22:53I was like
22:53Oh, they really enjoyed it
22:55They couldn't stop laughing
23:06The whole lot of them now
23:08It was great
23:08My agent was shocked
23:10And surprised
23:11He goes
23:11God, well done, Fred
23:12And then he goes
23:13Well, Fred
23:13Fred, what was the gender ratio?
23:15I was like
23:15Ah, 50-50
23:16You know yourself
23:17So, you know
23:21Like, you have to laugh
23:22It's good for the mental health
23:23And physical health as well
23:24Isn't it?
23:25You know, I'm trying to lose weight myself
23:26And, ah, those dreaded spinning classes
23:29I hate them
23:29I hate spinning classes
23:31They're too much
23:31And you know the age group
23:32Have your spinning class, don't you?
23:34By the music that's coming out of the speakers
23:35Like, here's an idea of my spinning class
23:38At the moment, right?
23:39Your man's up the front
23:39He's like
23:40Okay, we're going to do a hill climb
23:42Put your resistance up
23:43And everything that it is
23:44Here we go
23:45One, two, three, four
23:46Sweet Caroline
23:48Exactly, yeah
23:51They're not even spinning
23:53They're just looking back
23:53Go
23:54They think it's a nightclub
23:58And then the last five minutes
24:04Your man's like
24:04Okay, well done now
24:05Take your resistance off, guys
24:06You've done all the hard work
24:07Well done
24:08Hello, darkness
24:09My old friend
24:10It's depressing, isn't it?
24:15Don't worry, guys
24:16As a comedian
24:17You're in safe hands with me
24:17I'm very woke
24:18Unbelievable
24:19Unbelievable
24:21Like, even when it comes to
24:22The old LGBT
24:23I've got a best friend
24:24For every letter
24:25I do
24:27I've got a best friend
24:28For every
24:28Like, lesbian
24:29That's my friend, Jyvonne
24:30Like, G
24:32That's my friend, Brian
24:33Like, T-trans
24:34That's my friend, Jyvonne
24:35Again, she's great
24:35She covers a load of letters
24:36For me, actually
24:37She's on a reel
24:40That one
24:40She's great
24:41She doesn't cover
24:44Asexual at the end
24:45People who don't want to have sex
24:46But my wife
24:46Sorts that one out
24:47So it's fine
24:48So it's fine
24:48Ah, no, no
24:58My wife is very supportive
24:59You might notice with me now
25:01Like, I don't play full songs
25:02On the guitar
25:03Don't I not?
25:03I just do like seven seconds
25:05Of well-known songs
25:06Do you know why
25:06I don't play full songs
25:07On the guitar?
25:08Because I can't afford
25:09The music rights
25:10It's crap
25:10Do you know
25:12To make a living in stand-up
25:12I can't play full songs
25:14Like, I'll be looking at you
25:15Hey, you're a really pretty woman
25:16That's all you're getting there
25:18And, yeah
25:19I'm looking at the lady
25:29With the Irish top
25:30Oh, I love your brown eyes
25:31Fair play to you
25:32Leave it there
25:32Thank you
25:33Thank you so much
25:37Legend
25:42And make sure
25:53For upcoming tour dates
25:54For Fred
25:54Check out
25:55FredCookComedian.com
25:56A massive round of applause
25:57One more time
25:57For Fred Cook
25:58Now
26:02Ladies and gentlemen
26:04It's time
26:05For the greatest quiz
26:07Of all time
26:07It's
26:08The Parish Quiz
26:10Every week
26:14We invite two people
26:15To test their local knowledge
26:17They represent their parish
26:18In the parish quiz
26:19And our first parish
26:20Is Mitchelstown
26:21In County Cork
26:22And representing them
26:22Is Owen Lynch
26:23Owen, how are you getting on?
26:24Good night
26:25How's the last?
26:25Oh, sure
26:25Unbelievable lad
26:26Now
26:27People might recognise you
26:28Can you
26:29If anybody's thinking
26:30I know that lad
26:31From somewhere
26:31Why would they know you?
26:33I just love slurry
26:34Like
26:34You just love slurry
26:36You are
26:37You are a slurry king
26:38Ah, yeah
26:39I think so
26:40So you went firing
26:41At the ploughing
26:42Ah, yeah
26:43A video of you declaring
26:44Your undying love
26:44For slurry
26:45Well, I suppose
26:46Thinking and sleeping
26:47About it
26:47Is enough for me
26:48And what is it about slurry
26:50That you love so much?
26:51Ah, the smell of it
26:52I suppose
26:52You want next door
26:54Don't like it though
26:55But I like it
26:56And what's the crackdown
26:58Of Mishstone?
26:58What are you at yourself?
26:59Bit of contracting
27:00Yeah, yeah
27:00What kind of work
27:01Does the contracting involve now?
27:02Well, slurry like it
27:03Rooting and tearing
27:06Rooting and tearing
27:07Yeah, yeah
27:08Ah, sure
27:09Bit of silage
27:10And head cutting
27:10And everything
27:10You name it
27:11There's nothing you won't do
27:12Ah, well
27:13Well, if we can't do it
27:14We won't be done
27:15Like that
27:15Lads, give it up
27:17For Owen from Mishestown
27:18Now, ladies and gents
27:24Our second parish
27:26From the county of Tipperary
27:27Is our hometown of Caire
27:29And representing us
27:31And representing us
27:33Is Jake Coyney
27:34How are you, Jake?
27:35Too bad now
27:35Too bad
27:36Well, Jake, how are you getting on, man?
27:38Ah, wrecked
27:39Jesus Christ
27:40What has you wrecked?
27:42Fair long way up
27:43We're up here every week, man
27:47Come on
27:47Yeah, you could stay home
27:49We'd see each other as well
27:50Well, eh, it's great to have you on
27:53We know you your whole life
27:54Through the GEA mostly
27:56So, outside of playing the GEA
27:58You are an electrician
27:59Yeah
27:59How's that going?
28:00Is the boom back?
28:01The boom is back, lads
28:02Trying to get
28:03Trying to get fucking young fellas
28:05So, you recently did a couple jobs for Smacks
28:10Oh, that light
28:12So, Jake did a job for Smacks
28:16On a Sunday morning
28:17Yeah
28:18Jake, how did it turn out?
28:19It looks lovely now, I think
28:20Okay, good
28:22Well, lads
28:22We have a photograph of Jake's light
28:24Show it here
28:25Not your proudest moment, Jake, I guess
28:34A couple of four days he is, I don't know
28:37Oh, okay
28:40Are you ready for the parish quiz?
28:45Yes, I will go at it
28:46Right, here it is
28:47Mitchestown versus Cares
28:48Time to play the parish quiz
28:50We're starting off with you, Owen
28:51In Mitchestown
28:51Here's your question
28:52Well, Owen
28:54I have a question for you now
28:56I'm down here at the bottom of St. Fennaghan's Well
28:58A lovely walk down along
29:00I have Fiennes Fields on my left
29:02I have JJ's Fields
29:04And his lovely farm away over to my right
29:06Now, can you tell me
29:08Whose Fields are between JJ's and the well?
29:11I have Fiennes Fields on my right?
29:13I have Fiennes Fields on my right
29:17I hope he didn't tell you on the way up now
29:19I tried to get her out of him now
29:20It was hard
29:21And she was like
29:22Well, whose Fields are they?
29:23I have Fiennes Fields bounding him
29:24I have Fiennes Fields bounding him
29:26And you have this man's Fields bounding the other side
29:29They're Dev Garmin's
29:31I'm going to have to push you
29:33Whose field is it?
29:34I'd go at Danny Whelan
29:35I'd go at Danny Whelan
29:36I'd go at Danny Whelan
29:37Okay, Danny Whelan you're saying
29:38Let's find out if you're right
29:40And now he's bringing in his cows
29:44The answer, of course, is
29:46Dan Whelan
29:48You're up and running, hon
29:50You're up and running, hon
29:51You're up and running, okay
29:52Right, Jake, you ready?
29:53Throw it at me
29:54Let's go to Caer for your question
29:56Now, lads, there's two points on my righty for you
29:58And I have a question for Jake from the Shamrock
30:00Jake, we have traditional Caer cultures and friends playing in the Shamrock
30:04And one of the things that we have to do is
30:06And one of the things that we have to do is
30:08And one of the things that we have to do is
30:10And one of the things that we have to do
30:12Is the trad in the Shamrock?
30:14On what night of the week is the trad in the Shamrock?
30:19She couldn't miss that, like
30:20What?
30:21Fridays
30:22Friday nights?
30:23Yeah
30:24Have you been in?
30:25I've been to
30:26I wouldn't dare for the trad now
30:27It's probably
30:28It's probably in a pair of sneakers, mate
30:30But you've been in there?
30:31Yeah, then Fridays, yeah, go Friday
30:33Friday night, okay, let's go back to Hughie and Margaret in the Shamrock Lounge
30:35And find out
30:36Hi Jake, welcome back to the Shamrock
30:39Caer cultures and friends
30:41They play every Friday night
30:50I'm coming back
30:51The best pint of my lady in Tebrary
30:52Okay, question number two on
30:54Here we go
30:55We're heading back to Mitchelstown
30:56Hello, Tom here again in the Felden Grove Hotel here in Mitchelstown
30:59Where we do cavalry Monday to Sunday
31:01Eat fairies, roast beef, roast lamb, turkey in ham, you name it
31:08Could you answer me one question on?
31:10How much is a cavalry dinner on a Sunday?
31:13Oh God
31:14I wouldn't eat the whole lot of it now, so
31:15I don't think you pay by the spoon
31:16You pay by the factor
31:17It's not an even
31:18Go on, go on
31:1921 euro
31:20Go on, go on
31:2121 euro
31:2221 you're said
31:23Let's find out if you're right
31:24Hi everyone, I've got your beef dinner there and the price of that will be 20 euro
31:2620, 20
31:27It's good stuff, it's good stuff
31:28It's good stuff
31:29It's good stuff
31:30It's good stuff
31:31It's good stuff
31:32It's good stuff
31:33It's good stuff
31:34I don't know a lot of it now, so
31:35I don't think you pay by the spoon
31:36I don't think you pay by the spoon
31:37You pay by the factor
31:38What you say
31:39What you say
31:40Well, let's find out if you're right
31:41Hi everyone, I've got your beef dinner there and the price of that will be 20 euro
31:45Ohhhhhh
31:4620, 20
31:49Is the euro right, lads?
31:51It's good stuff
31:53It's good stuff
31:54Jake, you ready?
31:55It's, it's to go up now, so
31:57Let's go to the Premier County for your next question
32:03Hi Jake
32:04Andy here
32:05Whitfield McCool's two hounds
32:07But last Thursday evening, this hound here, Pepe, had a big birthday party in Palmucca.
32:13Your father was there with many others, he had a cheesecake, the lads had a sponge cake, but what age was Pepe?
32:22OK, the question is, what age was Pepe the dog last week?
32:26Well, I wouldn't invite it, that was...
32:28I didn't even get to collect your father, that was...
32:32Er... That dog's fair old.
32:3716.
32:39That's a fair age, let's go back to Andy and find out if you're right.
32:43Aye, Jake, I hope you got it right, or you'll be in trouble the next evening.
32:47But Mr Pepe celebrated his 16th birthday.
32:55Which means commiserations to Lynchy, the fairy king.
32:59Congratulations to Jake Hiley from Cair!
33:07Now, prize time, Jake, OK?
33:10We have two envelopes here, in one of those envelopes is an all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas!
33:17It hasn't went all series, Jake, it hasn't went all series.
33:20Tonight's the last night, it could go, and in the other envelope is two free pints of my wadi from the Shamrock Lounge.
33:27So which envelope are you going to go for, Jake?
33:34I hope you make decisions quicker when you're at work.
33:37Yeah, we're electricians, very fucking...
33:39Go on.
33:40I go left.
33:41My left or your left?
33:42Oh, no.
33:46Your left.
33:47My left, OK.
33:48You were double-checking there, John.
33:50Right, Jake Hiley, open up that, and let the people know, here and at home, what have you...
33:54What have you...
33:56Show the people what you've done!
33:58Show the people what you've done!
33:59Show the people what you've done!
34:00Boo!
34:01Show the people what you've done!
34:02Hey!
34:03Show the people what you've done!
34:04Hey!
34:09Las Vegas lives another day!
34:11OK, let's give it up for Owen and Jake, our parish quiz contestants.
34:19Now still to come, we will be chatting to Kate O'Connor.
34:22We'll also have music from Mark McKay and Mimi, and we'll have loads more madness to join us after a break.
34:26Right, Mark, give us an old banger there, will ya?
34:27Go, Mark McKay!
34:28Do you think you're better at home?
34:44Free from desire, mind and senses purify
34:49Free from desire, mind and senses purify
34:53Free from desire, mind and senses purify
34:57We
34:59No
35:01Nah, Nah Na Nah
35:02Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah
35:23Hello and welcome back to Johnny's Late Night Lock-in.
35:27Now lads, it is our last show, so there's just something we'd like to say.
35:32Yeah, like many Premier League footballers, musicians and comedians,
35:35we've had a big offer to play somewhere with a dubious history and questionable morals.
35:40But we're not prepared to abandon our principles.
35:43So we've cancelled our gig in Offaly!
35:48To choose our next guest, let's cross to Seamus the Sheep.
35:53Who's it going to be?
35:54Right, who's it going to be?
35:55Is it going to be Kate O'Connor, Paki Bonner, or R. Mae Conner, which would be an awkward one.
36:01Come on Seamus, who's it going to be?
36:03It is, of course, Kate O'Connor!
36:21So long, so long!
36:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
36:24Kate, how are you?
36:27I'm good, I almost fell down that step there.
36:28Can we ask, you got the medals?
36:31I did.
36:32Thanks for bringing them in.
36:33No, thank you for having me as well.
36:35Can I look at them?
36:36Yeah, of course you can.
36:37I'm like, ah, jeez.
36:38They're heavy, aren't they?
36:39Yeah.
36:40This is the closest I'll ever get to a track medal.
36:45I ran home from the pub last again, that was...
36:48To be honest, I probably should have got a medal for that.
36:51Unreal.
36:52They're class.
36:53Thanks.
36:54So take us through what medals they are.
36:55So that's my first one that I got this year.
36:57So that's the European bronze medal.
36:59Probably like the one that I had to fight for the most.
37:01That was a tough one to get.
37:02So you got all these medals in one year, pretty much?
37:04All this year, yeah.
37:05It's amazing.
37:06That's amazing.
37:13So, for people living under a rock who don't know,
37:16a heptathlon is 100m hurdles, high jump, long jump,
37:20800m run, shot put, javelin, 200m run.
37:23Correct.
37:24Yes, I'm tired of just nailing them out.
37:26Did you have a favourite?
37:28I would always say the high jump and the javelin are my two favourite.
37:31Because hurdle-wise, you start and you're on the line
37:34and I'm shitting myself for the hurdles.
37:36Because as awful as it sounds, there's like 10 barriers in the way,
37:3910 chances to fall.
37:40So once I get...
37:41You fell coming down the step.
37:42I know, exactly.
37:43So I'm liable to fall over.
37:45So it's like, it's all about getting through the first event.
37:47Yes.
37:48As well as you can, yeah.
37:49We should have Paul Hurley, you'd have been straight out over.
37:50Brilliant.
37:51Give me a set of blocks.
37:52Yeah.
37:53And then you got the silver medal.
37:54This is in Tokyo where you broke the Irish record.
37:56I did, yeah.
37:57So that's this one here.
37:58I mean, we have a picture of you here winning your medal.
38:06At least all of us do that.
38:08I know, it's the cool thing to do.
38:10Yeah, it is the cool thing to do.
38:11I did that to community games.
38:12I came sixth.
38:13I came sixth.
38:14Took someone else's medal.
38:15Yeah, yeah.
38:16I came sixth.
38:17I don't even give out medals.
38:18My mother got me one.
38:19It was made of chocolate.
38:20But like you said, seven events, okay, over two days.
38:24How do you train for an event like that?
38:27Oh, God, it's tough.
38:28Yeah.
38:29My dad does a lot of the planning for my sessions.
38:31It's like a full nine to five job.
38:33Right.
38:34I'm in, I'm on the track for a couple of hours,
38:36then go from the track up to the gym, then gym, physio,
38:39and then it never really ends actually, to be honest,
38:41because you kind of, you come home and then you're trying to recover
38:43for the next day of training as well.
38:44Yeah.
38:45So like our only time off is our off season,
38:47which is like this time.
38:48Now.
38:49Yeah, that's why I've got a glass of wine beside me.
38:50Well deserved that.
38:52But yeah, it's a full nine to five, yeah.
38:55So a lot of people you're competing against are professional,
38:57full-time athletes.
38:58And while you were doing all this, you were still studying in college.
39:01I was, I literally just submitted.
39:02I actually just got my dissertation results like last week.
39:05I was on holidays in Turkey and I got my dissertation results.
39:08And I passed.
39:09Yeah.
39:10So I'm a master.
39:11You're a master.
39:12I'm a master.
39:13Yeah.
39:14What were you studying?
39:15Communications and PR.
39:16Joanne, did you do that?
39:17I did.
39:18I heard.
39:19I heard.
39:20Oh my God, what?
39:21Yeah.
39:22We're twins.
39:23And it's one person there to even have seen nothing in London.
39:24I think you've kind of excelled past.
39:25So when you're not in the track, do you wrap yourself in cotton wool?
39:38Like the fear of getting injured must be massive.
39:40Is it for athletes?
39:41Oh yeah, completely.
39:42I would love to do something like skiing or something.
39:43My boyfriend's obsessed with like that idea as well.
39:46But neither can do it because of our sports.
39:48Yeah.
39:49He's worried.
39:50No, he's like skiing.
39:51Yeah, I know.
39:52He's like, no.
39:53Skiing in loads.
39:54Oh no, it's a dream holiday.
39:59Yeah.
40:00We know as well that your dad is your manager.
40:04And we know he's absolutely brilliant.
40:09He looks after you.
40:10What's his background?
40:11Like was he a professional athlete himself?
40:13Nope.
40:14We just learned the sport together.
40:15Yeah, we just learned every single event on the way up together.
40:18What did he work at before he was coaching you?
40:19He was a quantity surveyor.
40:20A quantity surveyor?
40:21Yeah.
40:22He was on the sites.
40:23And now he's a primary school teacher.
40:25Wow.
40:26And he's coaching you in the heptathlon?
40:27Yes, he is.
40:28Right.
40:29Did he just Google it?
40:30Yeah.
40:31YouTube.
40:32Still watching YouTube.
40:33He can add class manager to his TV as well.
40:35In fairness to him.
40:36Joanne, are we into sports?
40:38Well, no.
40:41I used to always say I cycled menstrually and that's all I ever thought.
40:44Yeah.
40:45So what is your record in the long jump?
40:596.32.
41:006.
41:016.
41:026 metres.
41:03.32.
41:04Right.
41:05Well, the reason we're asking that is because earlier me sevens Max gave it a go.
41:09We didn't know what was a good length.
41:10What was a bad length.
41:11We didn't know what was a good length.
41:12What was a bad length.
41:13We've got a video here of Johnny trying to see it.
41:16Do you want to see it?
41:17Yeah.
41:18Here we go.
41:19I just want to say I am carrying a quad injury.
41:26The grinds a bit tight.
41:27I didn't have the right runners several things.
41:32Right.
41:33Okay.
41:34Would you do the honors?
41:35Can we stand up?
41:36Yeah.
41:37Here you go.
41:38You can reveal that where you are there.
41:39Max got 1.7.
41:42I'll take that.
41:44Pretty good.
41:45It looks better measured out than it does on the video.
41:52Let's have a look and see how Johnny B got on.
41:55Oh.
41:56He was cheating.
41:57He had really good runners on.
42:00What did you get John?
42:01I did slightly better.
42:02I got 2.2.
42:04What did you say you got again?
42:066.32.
42:076.32.
42:08Okay.
42:09We're just going to explain that to people if we can.
42:12You jumped.
42:13So there's 4.
42:14There's 5 metres.
42:156.32 here.
42:16So there's 4.
42:17There's 5 metres.
42:186.32 here.
42:19How?
42:20A lot of training.
42:21I don't know.
42:22Probably a lot of delusion.
42:23Just hit the board.
42:24Jump as far as you can.
42:25I wouldn't go as far on me holidays.
42:26You stop shouting.
42:27I'll come back to you.
42:28Yeah.
42:29You drop that.
42:30Mind your fingers Sean.
42:31Mind your fingers.
42:32He's a former apprentice.
42:33Look at that.
42:34Oh.
42:35The housewives are going to love that.
42:36All that's going to have to go.
42:37It's going to cost you big.
42:38Kate, when you're competing you always put in maximum effort and the cameras are always
42:42there to capture every bit of it.
42:43So we have a series of pictures which show you at your absolute peak.
42:44So we thought we'd play a game.
42:45Are you up for this?
42:46Yeah.
42:47Okay.
42:48It's called Game Face where you have to tell us which event you are participating in just
43:14going from your facial expressions.
43:16Okay.
43:17Let's have a look at your first picture.
43:19It has to be long jump because I always put the worst faces to a long jump surely.
43:24You reckon it's long jump?
43:25If I do that in any other event that's really embarrassing.
43:27Okay.
43:28Let's find out if it is long jump.
43:30Yay!
43:31It's the end jump.
43:33Always the worst photos.
43:36Always.
43:37Let's have a look at another photo.
43:39Okay.
43:40Now.
43:41I know it instantly.
43:42Could have been a really big curry.
43:44What do you reckon Cain?
43:45Has to be the shot put.
43:46The shot put.
43:47Has to be.
43:48This is me trying to do maths.
43:49Right let's find out if it is the shot put.
43:50It is.
43:51Yay!
43:52Let's have one more.
43:53Let's have a look.
43:54Okay.
43:55I know it again.
43:56It's a long jump.
43:57Has to be like.
43:58Okay.
43:59Let's have a look.
44:00Is it the long jump?
44:01Has to be.
44:02It is you long jumping over the Olympics.
44:03Yay!
44:04It's that impressive.
44:05What's next for Cain O'Connor?
44:06Are we looking for gold in L.A. at the next Olympics?
44:07I'm looking to keep progressing.
44:08I would love to get a medal at L.A. and obviously I'd love it to be a gold.
44:12So yeah.
44:13I'm going to work towards that.
44:14We're all behind you now.
44:15We're going to do it.
44:16All right.
44:17Let's head back to Australia lads.
44:18Let's have another game of Irish or Aussie.
44:19Let's head back to Coogee Beach in Sydney.
44:20Oh.
44:21Oh.
44:22Oh.
44:23Oh.
44:24Oh.
44:25Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:27Oh.
44:28Oh.
44:29Oh.
44:30Oh.
44:31Oh.
44:32Oh.
44:33Oh.
44:34Oh.
44:35Oh.
44:36Oh.
44:37Oh.
44:38Oh.
44:39Oh.
44:40Oh.
44:41Oh.
44:42Oh.
44:43It feels like home in a way.
44:45It doesn't.
44:46It just wasn't.
44:47Right.
44:48So just by looking at somebody.
44:49Who is this lad?
44:50Are the Irish or the Australian?
44:53This lad looks so scared.
44:55Get in on him.
44:56Get in on him.
44:57Aww.
44:58He's got budgie.
44:59Okay.
45:00Don't say, Anthony, man.
45:01You're live on Television.
45:02Nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
45:04I think he's got a big Irish head in him.
45:06But he's Australian from the neck down.
45:07Yeah.
45:08If that's all possible.
45:10Joanne, what do you reckon?
45:11I agree with you, the pants aren't, there's no Irish man to wear those pants, but he does have an Irish head. I'm confused.
45:20Audience, what do you reckon, Irish or Aussie?
45:24OK, what's your name, mate, and where are you from?
45:26John, from Ireland.
45:33John, what part of Ireland are you from?
45:36I like Castle Northanger.
45:39I didn't know they made him like that in Northanger.
45:42Thank you, John.
45:45OK, swim safe.
45:48I don't think we'll get any better than that.
45:51That is incredible.
45:53Give it up for everybody out on the beach in Sydney.
46:00I'm going to be honest, I don't think there's any Australians left in Australia.
46:04Well, a big thank you to all our crew on the streets of Sydney.
46:07And lads, unfortunately, that's all we have time for.
46:10A big thank you to all our guests.
46:12To Joanne McNally, to Fred Coff.
46:20This is our last episode of this series.
46:22And a massive thank you to all of our brilliant guests, our stand-up comedians, and the brilliant music we've had all over the series.
46:27And a massive thank you to you at home for watching.
46:29From all of us here in Swan's Bar in Screen and County Meath.
46:32And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, lads, there's only one way to end this series.
46:36And that is with the man, the myth, the legend, Merck McKay!
46:39All right, all of you guys are going to do the best first.
46:47Are we ready, yeah?
46:48All right.
46:49She walked and passed her down to that match, we swear.
46:52Take care.
46:53She!
46:54She!
46:55She!
46:56She!
46:57She!
46:58She!
46:59She!
47:00She!
47:01She!
47:02She!
47:03She!
47:04Back in the house for the two Johnnies, late night lock-in season finale!
47:08Yeah!
47:09Yeah!
47:10Yeah!
47:11Fuck me, yeah!
47:12She!
47:13She!
47:14She!
47:15She!
47:16She!
47:17She!
47:31She walked across the desk of that night, she was dressed and killed
47:34She was a sexy lady, she had to get her thrill
47:37How did she get it? How did she know?
47:39With all the music to read the temple
47:41She just walked for that night, she was here for a fight
47:44She said, greetings, all the time with a new chair
47:46All the time with the mic in the left hand
47:48It's been all fun to preach it
47:50Are you ready now, move to the rooms now, life?
47:52It has no meaning, are you ready now, move to the madness?
47:55On a party, not to you, we bring this group to you
47:58Are you ready now, move to the rooms
48:03Put your hands up in the air
48:05One super question to ask you
48:08Are you ready?
48:11Woo-hoo!
48:13Woo-hoo!
48:15Woo-hoo!
48:17Woo-hoo!
48:18All right
48:19And I think she's a person in the house tonight
48:21Let's hear you sing it
48:23She's a maniac, she's a maniac, maniac
48:27On the floor
48:29And she's dancing
48:31And she's dancing like she never did before
48:36Right here on the two Chinese dance floor
48:38She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
48:42Sing it!
48:43And she's dancing
48:44And she's dancing like she never did before
48:49Audience, we need a patient time
48:51She said, put your hands in the air
48:53She said, put your hands in the air
48:55Side to side like you just don't care
48:58She said, put your hands in the air
48:59Side to side like you just don't care
49:00Everybody in the house on the party night
49:01Scream up back to me
49:02Adi, adi, adi, adi, adi, adi, adi, adi, adi, adi
49:04She said, put your hands in the air
49:06She said, put your hands in the air
49:07And she's a maniac, maniac on the floor
49:10And she's dancing
49:11And she's dancing like she never did before
49:16The Grand Valley
49:19This story has come real far
49:21I'm not far
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