00:00It's my last year at school. Everyone is in love.
00:25Except me.
00:30Let's see what little loser Lindsey's writing about. Is she calculating the probability of ever getting a date?
00:41Give me back my notebook.
00:43Oh my god. You want to lose your virginity before graduation?
00:48You're still a virgin?
00:51I have the perfect guy for you.
00:53See that little fatty over there?
00:55I think maybe if we cover up your ugly face in some chocolate, you might just have a shot.
01:00I'm not like you. I don't fall for guys who are as dumb and shallow as your boyfriends.
01:04Are you saying I have bad taste in men?
01:06I'm saying it's not my fault that your two-timing ex-boyfriends gave you an STD.
01:10What's that Lindsey? You're going to get a boyfriend with an 8-pack and make out with him in front of the entire school?
01:20And if it doesn't happen this semester, you're going to run around naked for everyone to see?
01:25Wow, Lynn!
01:27I never said that.
01:28She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team, much less a guy with an 8-pack.
01:32Yeah, that brude little version would never agree to a dare like that.
01:37Who said I wouldn't?
01:38I guess we'll see then, won't we?
01:40Either you show up with your boyfriend with an 8-pack, or you run around naked for everyone to see.
01:48I'd get a boob job now if I were you.
01:53You just wait and see.
01:55Kyle, why can't you pretend to be my boyfriend?
01:59We don't even go to the same school. No one would know.
02:01Do you want me to commit social suicide?
02:03Sorry, Liz, I just can't be your fake boyfriend because...
02:07I'm... well...
02:11Are you kidding me?
02:13We are supposed to be best friends!
02:16You guys are dating behind my back!
02:18How could you not tell me?
02:20Hey, uh, it's your 18th birthday, just blow out the candle and wish for a boyfriend.
02:25Yeah.
02:26God, please send me a hot boyfriend. I don't want to run around the school naked.
02:35What the heck? My wish came true.
02:46Hey, Linz, I'll be working late tonight.
02:52Happy 18th, little sis! I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood.
02:58It's one of my company's latest high-tech products. It's designed to feel just like real skin.
03:00Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend. Enjoy! XOXO!
03:04Better than human.
03:06You can talk, too?
03:08God, technology's impressive!
03:09Julia must have spent a fortune on you. You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen.
03:13What?
03:15I've got a little girl, sis. I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood.
03:18It's one of my company's latest high-tech products. It's designed to feel just like real skin.
03:20Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend. Enjoy! XOXO!
03:24Better than human.
03:27You can talk, too?
03:30God, technology's impressive!
03:32Julia must have spent a fortune on you.
03:35You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen.
03:38What?
03:40Aren't you a... a sex robot?
03:44I'm not a robot.
03:49You're real?
03:51And why are you naked in my bed? You pervert!
03:56Can you stop? This is Coach Johnson's place, right?
04:00Yeah. I'm his new starter.
04:01You know my dad?
04:03Yeah.
04:04I've never seen you before.
04:05And?
04:08Okay!
04:10Oh, shit!
04:11Can you just be quiet, please, and I will explain everything?
04:12Okay, can you just be quiet please and I will explain everything so why are you in my house?
04:38I'm here to play football at Maple Hill Academy. Coach Johnson, he got me a scholarship and said that he'd house me here, so I'll be staying here until the end of the season.
04:47So you're like an exchange student. Why are you in my room? A naked no less total pervert.
04:55Okay, you're the one who thought I was a sex robot and got to second base without my consent, so who's the pervert here?
05:01It was dark in my room, but you shouldn't be my bed anyway. Come on, I'll show you to the guest room.
05:07No, no, no!
05:20Geez, his eyelashes are longer than mine. He's gorgeous.
05:34Wait, why don't I ask him to be my boyfriend? I could totally kill my sexless loser image if I slept with him.
05:41What are you doing?
05:43That's my dad.
05:45Lindsay!
05:47Lindsay! Wayne! Looks like you two have already met. Getting along just fine.
05:54Um, that's not the point, Dad. Didn't he want to tell me that a stranger was living in our house?
06:01Sorry, Lindsay. Wayne's scholarship didn't cover boarding. I had no choice but to take him in.
06:06So you just stuck him in my room?
06:08Oh, I'm sorry. That was, that was my bad. I went into the wrong room. I didn't know.
06:14Your door's first door on the left. Have a good night, Wayne. Need to talk to Lizzie.
06:18Thanks, Coach. Have a good night.
06:21Dad?
06:31Lizzie, Wayne is a star player. Took a lot of hard work to get him here. He's gonna take our team to the next level.
06:38I hope you can leave him alone and not distract him.
06:42Me? Distract him? Dad, it's my birthday today and the first thing you say when you walk in is to not distract your star player.
06:50God, you only care about football. You were too busy with the team to see Mom before she dies.
06:55You know what? I should have never thought you were gonna change. I won't distract your star player.
07:06Does she not remember me?
07:09Move forward too!
07:11Wayne, stay focused!
07:13Ready!
07:14Next!
07:18That must be the new kid, Wayne Adams.
07:21Everyone says he's getting approached by all the top universities.
07:27Okay, well everybody knows that all the hotties at this school are mine.
07:30And Wayne Adams is no exception. No one is to go after him.
07:34Understood?
07:39Watch out!
07:51Hey, hey, Lindsay. You okay?
07:54Let me bring your scissors to me.
07:55Help.
07:56Come on.
07:57What a pick-me girl. She clearly just did that to get Wayne's attention.
08:02Lindsay, hey. You okay?
08:04What do you think? It hurts.
08:07Why did you throw yourself in front of the ball?
08:10The girl was in a wheelchair. What was I supposed to do?
08:14None of this would have happened if you didn't throw the ball off the field.
08:18Okay, I will take ownership for that problem.
08:22He's tall. Cute. Gentle. He's just my type.
08:46But Dad said not to get involved with him.
08:48Hey, Lindsay, I have a party later tonight, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to join me.
09:01Dad.
09:02Wayne, coach, practice isn't over.
09:05You can't leave in the middle of practice.
09:07If you skip out again, it just might affect the college recommendation letter.
09:10I'm writing for you.
09:11Dad, it wasn't Wayne's fault.
09:13He left.
09:13Lindsay, what did I tell you last night?
09:16Dad, I'm hurt.
09:19I'm literally bleeding.
09:20Show us how much you care about your daughter.
09:36Hey.
09:39If I'm not mistaken, you had the nerve to talk to Wayne Adams in class today.
09:43So if I were you, I would go to the bathroom.
09:46And see what you actually look like.
09:48Because you probably scared him half to death.
09:50Can you leave her alone?
09:51Lindsay, I'm fine.
09:53Don't worry, I got your back.
09:54What do you want?
09:57I want to make an announcement.
10:00I, the captain of the cheerleading team, am going to win over Wayne Adams, the new football star.
10:06And all you losers better stay far away from him.
10:09You're all too basic for him anyway.
10:10Okay.
10:11Fine by me.
10:12Cut the act.
10:13I know you're into him.
10:17See, I knew it.
10:19Face it, Lindsay.
10:20He's way out of your league.
10:21He wouldn't give you a second glance even if you were naked in his bed.
10:25What?
10:25Everyone is sick and tired of looking at those badly drawn, uneven eyebrows.
10:33What?
10:33Well, with the way that you worship the ground Wayne walks on, I would think that you're his dog.
10:38I'm sorry.
10:39Maybe.
10:40The world doesn't revolve around empty-headed clout chasers like you.
10:43How dare you.
10:44That's better.
10:55Now you're not so horrible to look at.
11:03What's going on?
11:04Wayne, she did this to me.
11:06She ruined my clothes.
11:08She put disgusting spaghetti all over me.
11:10You know, I'm pretty sure I wasn't talking to you.
11:13Lindsay.
11:13Are you okay?
11:16Never better.
11:18And for you.
11:19Don't bother her again.
11:21Because I'm pretty sure Lindsay wouldn't do something like this unless she was provoked.
11:25Come on.
11:27This isn't over, Lindsay.
11:30Hey.
11:32I brought you something.
11:34Thanks.
11:36Lindsay, Wayne is a star player.
11:39Leave him alone.
11:40Lindsay, he's way out of your league.
11:42They're right.
11:44He deserves someone better.
11:46If I can't be with him, I could at least ask him to hook me up with one of his buddies.
11:50Is everything okay?
11:52Yeah.
11:53It's just petty girl stuff.
11:56Look, so you know how you invited me to that party?
11:58Are you still willing to take me?
12:00Of course, yeah.
12:02Why?
12:02Maybe you can introduce me to your friends.
12:05Why are you suddenly interested in my friends?
12:07I don't want to admit that I'm hoping to find a boyfriend through him.
12:10Hmm.
12:11That sounds a bit lame.
12:13Well, we live together now.
12:15And I want to get to know you better.
12:17She wants to get to know me better?
12:20And your friends are probably just as hot as you.
12:23That's a great sign.
12:25Hmm.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Sure.
12:29I'll see you after school.
12:31Great.
12:32I'll see you.
12:33Hey, Wayne.
13:01What do you think about my outfit?
13:04Do you think your friends are going to like it?
13:07Yeah.
13:09Okay, great.
13:10Let's go then.
13:12Hey!
13:13What's up?
13:14What's up, bro?
13:15How are you?
13:15I won't have to streak as long as I find a boyfriend today.
13:18What's up, cutie with the glasses?
13:21You guys want to play a game?
13:23Definitely.
13:24Alright.
13:28Hey, guys.
13:31Lindsay.
13:34My God.
13:35You're never going to find a boyfriend wearing that.
13:37You look like you're going to a church bake sale.
13:39You better be working on your angles,
13:41because I'm bringing the whole damn paparazzi
13:43to your streak across campus.
13:44Was that you, Alyssa?
13:46Sorry, I didn't recognize you
13:48without the pasta on your head.
13:50Why don't you worry less about me
13:51and more about that bird's nest on your head?
13:54Lindsay, what streak is Alyssa talking about?
13:59Oh, it's nothing.
14:02Alright.
14:03I broke into my dad's liquor cabinet.
14:05Who wants to play
14:06Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare?
14:08Oh.
14:09Yeah.
14:11Let's go.
14:11Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:21Truth.
14:22Name the last three people you've kissed.
14:26I've never kissed anyone.
14:29What?
14:31Oh, my God.
14:33I mean, I knew you were a virgin,
14:34but I didn't know you'd never even kissed anybody.
14:37Oh.
14:37Oh.
14:37You already picked Truth?
14:50Gotta do a dare.
14:52Wait, I know.
14:54How about I help you get your first kiss?
14:56Since you're the only girl wearing glasses,
14:58how about you kiss the only boy wearing glasses?
15:01Dorks gotta stay together, right?
15:02What?
15:11Suddenly not down to play anymore?
15:14Well, go do a handstand
15:15if you can't kiss a social reject.
15:16You can't be serious.
15:18I'm wearing a mini dress.
15:19Say you're a coward.
15:21Who said I was?
15:22Lindsay, we can go home
15:23if you don't want to continue playing.
15:25It's okay.
15:27Everyone deserves to be kissed.
15:30We shouldn't talk down on Jeremy.
15:33That nerd has a name.
15:39So the bet is that Lindsay has to kiss
15:41the only boy wearing glasses, right?
15:43Wait, no.
15:44I can help.
15:45Wayne, that's cheating.
15:46Hey, Lindsay.
15:48Hey, the dare is to kiss somebody wearing glasses.
15:51Are you going to kiss Lindsay?
15:53Wayne, that's cheating.
15:53If you want to help her so bad,
15:55then kiss that Jeremy guy.
15:56That's my dare.
15:57Nothing else counts.
15:59Wayne, I appreciate you trying to help,
16:00but I can't drag you into this.
16:02I can handle it.
16:06Don't worry.
16:07I'll protect you.
16:08You are still the same brave girl I've always known.
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