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00:00Mr. Ember? This way, please.
00:07Nope, not today.
00:12Come on, sweetie. Let's just talk.
00:20What is there to talk about?
00:22I'm not marrying Nick Rivers. He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:26Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember. I don't think so, father.
00:35Well, our family's tech company is blooming. Together we can...
00:38She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:41All he does is read. At June's party, he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:45She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:49Just give her a chance, Nick.
00:50At least give him a chance. We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:55Mom, excuse me, but am I not speaking English?
00:59I'm going to say this one last time.
01:01Like I said, I would rather die than marry Lexi Ember.
01:14Challenge accepted.
01:15At least she looks good in that dress.
01:27Thanks for joining, Lexi.
01:30Nineteen minutes late.
01:31Gurley doesn't just wake up like this, you know?
01:34At least he looks good in that suit.
01:36Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe.
01:37And don't gulp it.
01:42Sit.
01:43Jesus Christ.
01:44Don't mansplain me on how to drink my Merlot, Nick.
01:47I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
01:50Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
01:51Okay, Ricky, please.
01:56Wait, that's your go-to drink, too?
01:58Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
02:01You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald.
02:05Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
02:07F. Scott Fitzgerald.
02:11What?
02:12Okay.
02:14I'll be right back.
02:16Okay.
02:25Lexi?
02:27Lexi?
02:30That was you?
02:31What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
02:35Who's your, uh, who's your new mentor?
02:39Hmm?
02:42Really, Lexi?
02:45You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
02:50I caught you in bed with your secretary.
02:54Oh, God.
02:58You're cheating, asshole.
02:59Oh, it's not my fault.
03:02You don't like to give it up.
03:03Hmm?
03:05A man has knees, Lexi.
03:07Oh, but I'm saving my status for marriage.
03:09What, are you born in the fucking 1900s?
03:11You're a fucking prude.
03:12At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
03:16With no heart.
03:21What the fuck do you think we're talking to, huh?
03:23Do you know who I am?
03:24You're fucking worthless without me.
03:25You are nothing, Lexi.
03:27Nothing without me.
03:28You know that?
03:29Do you know that, Lexi?
03:30Huh?
03:30Hey, you don't ever put your hands on her.
03:34Do you hear me?
03:37You stay the fuck away from this.
03:41Let her go.
03:42Break your arm.
03:43You hear me?
03:45Oh, yeah.
03:46Let me go.
03:47We should do this again soon.
03:58I'll see you later, Lexi.
04:00Lexi, that's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
04:18I'm still working on it.
04:20I'm trying to move past my mistakes.
04:21All right, Nick?
04:22You are still the same naive, reckless, spoiled princess
04:27who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
04:31You know what?
04:31Fine.
04:32Think what you want, okay?
04:34At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
04:37I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
04:39You don't have to worry about that, okay?
04:42And I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
04:44I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
04:55Fuck me.
04:57Lexi, Lexi, wait.
05:03Lexi, shh.
05:04OOOOOOO!
05:06AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
05:34what the hell
05:49what the hell is happening to my voice
05:52hello
05:53oh my god
06:04oh this can't be happening oh my god this is impossible this can't be happening
06:08i swat bodies with me
06:11wait that's my voice
06:17what are you doing with my body give it back
06:29sexy don't panic don't panic this is literally the best time to panic you have my freaking
06:33body calm down no we'll figure out a way to swap back or how how how
06:40three
06:46two
06:50get out of my body
06:52one
06:54go
06:57oh
07:02you know there's there's one thing that we haven't tried what's that
07:15you know
07:17kissing
07:18yeah no you're not nice try
07:30okay let's see first of all if i kissed you it would basically be like me kissing myself which
07:36is super weird second of all aren't in those chick movies don't they like i don't know there's
07:41like a magical kiss or whatever
07:43yeah well if you actually watch the girly movies you know that the magic only works if they're
07:47in love
07:48you know fine stay in my body
07:49fine
07:50but there is something that i should probably prepare you for especially in the morning
07:55okay fine fine fine fine fine you can kiss
08:07none of that no tongue none
08:10you can see do you think that i want to french kiss myself
08:13no
08:14i'm just a mess
08:15no
08:16no i can't tell anyone okay they will think we're crazy
08:18no no i can't tell anyone okay they will think we're crazy
08:22no no i can't tell anyone okay they will think we're crazy
08:43we just have to work together okay we'll figure this out okay
08:58oh
09:00mommy daddy father okay i'm i'm fine i'm fine get off
09:10um mommy daddy the restaurant call said you were passed down the street passed out we
09:24got hit by a car what are you talking about nick there was no car
09:29marshall i think you're missing the big picture here they were kissing
09:35oh what did i tell you sweetie yeah nick isn't a pretentious prude
09:42wow yeah yeah you know what no nick is just the most gentlemanly handsome amazing all around
09:53outstanding guy
09:54hover yeah i was uh i was a big big idiot i'm in your body now nick you want to dance
10:02let's dance
10:05no no no no i was the huge idiot cause lexi is the total package so pretty smart god so sexy have you seen her booty
10:24sexy booty seriously you brought this on yourself you know what we have an announcement to make
10:39we are moving in together
10:44look what you made me do
10:51oh i just love him so much
10:53do you have to have so much stuff
11:05hey i didn't want to come here it's your idea to move
11:07if we don't live together people are going to figure us out all right
11:10mm-hmm
11:20oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey hold it right there cowboy
11:24what do you think you're doing you're gonna see everything
11:26oh my god i'm not gonna look all right
11:29okay that's not the point you're going to touch everything
11:32okay yeah well would you rather you look like this when i'm going out
11:39oh it's not good
11:42good point
11:43mm-hmm
11:44how about this how about this
11:46i bathe you
11:49yeah that's that's not happening sorry
11:51um okay yeah how about this stay there one sec i got an idea
11:55lexi don't fuck up my shit
12:02aha
12:04take it
12:08how it go
12:13i'm peeking
12:16let me know if you have any questions
12:18ow
12:20genius lexi
12:22there's gotta be a better way
12:27eight suitcases of clothes and not one pair of underwear
12:32heck i don't know there's something wrong with your uh
12:37uh
12:44heck i don't know there's something wrong with your uh
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