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00:04:01That's it.
00:04:13Ina, tenis ka parin.
00:04:15I need you to go pala.
00:04:17Okay, fine.
00:04:19Doc, my boyfriend said that I'm not that tight anymore.
00:04:22And I'm afraid na baka maghanap siya ng iba.
00:04:26Someone younger, fresher, tighter.
00:04:29And maybe I do have abandonment issues
00:04:32because hindi mo na ko ng tatay ko nung bata pa ako, pero...
00:04:35I mean, open up.
00:04:37You're so tight.
00:04:38I cannot insert the device here.
00:04:40Open up.
00:04:42Okay, I'm sorry.
00:04:44Okay, I got it.
00:04:51You want me to relax you?
00:04:54Um.
00:04:57Um.
00:04:59Okay, okay.
00:05:05May tatlong bibe akong nakita.
00:05:10Mataba, mapayat, mga bibe.
00:05:14Ngunit ang may papa sa likod ay iisa.
00:05:17Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak.
00:05:23Kwa kwa kwa kwa
00:05:25Siya ang leader na nagsabi niya
00:05:27Kwa kwa
00:05:29Kwa kwa kwa
00:05:31Kwa kwa kwa
00:05:33Siya ang leader na nagsabi niya
00:05:35Kwa kwa kwa
00:05:37Kwa kwa kwa
00:05:39Kwa kwa kwa
00:05:43Bakit makasang layo layo
00:05:45Itong gender reveal party na to eh
00:05:49Nax ka lang babe
00:05:51Huh?
00:05:53I'm
00:05:57Tighter, eh ma
00:05:59Lake?
00:06:01Sige nga
00:06:03I'll feed you baby ah
00:06:05Of course
00:06:06Like this
00:06:07Like what baby?
00:06:09I'll feed you baby ah
00:06:13Wow
00:06:15Baby Poochie is tighter na nga ah
00:06:17May isisikit pa si Poochie
00:06:19I promise you Poochie will only get tighter
00:06:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:06:23Eh sandali eh baby wait
00:06:25Impression up ko muna the Poochie
00:06:27Hey, baby. Pag-ass na lang din muna ako.
00:06:33Suya, come along.
00:06:43Hi.
00:06:45Hi. Um...
00:06:47Sorry, did it... pang-babae to?
00:06:49Oh, pang-babae.
00:06:53So, bakalt nandito ka?
00:06:55Dahil may make-up akodahil may pupunlahan akong costume party.
00:06:58Pero pang-babae to, di ba?
00:07:00Oh, pang-babae.
00:07:01So, bakit ka nandito?
00:07:02Dahil may pupunlahan nga akong costume party.
00:07:05Eh, bakit?
00:07:06Alam mo, paulit-ulit na lang tayo.
00:07:08Eh, kasi paulit-ulit din yung tanong mo.
00:07:11Eh, kasi hindi ka naman babae.
00:07:13What?
00:07:14Excuse me?
00:07:16I'm sorry, pero...
00:07:18hindi ka babae.
00:07:22I'm sorry, diente.
00:07:24Babae ako.
00:07:25Hindi lang ako babae.
00:07:26Diyosa pa.
00:07:27Well, I'm not comfortable na nandito ka.
00:07:30And...
00:07:31Ihing-ihina ako.
00:07:32May cubicle dun, no?
00:07:33Uupo ka lang,
00:07:35tapos iihika.
00:07:37Hindi nga ako comfortable na umihi na merong lalaki.
00:07:41Man?
00:07:43Sino yung lalaki?
00:07:48Sino yung lalaki?
00:07:49Ikaw nga!
00:07:50You're a man!
00:07:52What if you want to rape me?
00:07:54Really?
00:07:55Look at me.
00:07:57Look at me.
00:07:58Hindi magkaka-interes
00:08:00my father
00:08:03sa perspek mo.
00:08:09Fine.
00:08:10I'll just wait for you to finish then.
00:08:12Ay, sige matagal pa to.
00:08:14Baka pumutok yung pantog mo.
00:08:19Me!
00:08:20Ingit!
00:08:22Matagal pa ba yan?
00:08:23Matagal pa.
00:08:24Umihi ka na doon.
00:08:32You know you're violating me?
00:08:35Violating?
00:08:36Tea, nagmi-makeup nga lang ako.
00:08:38Hindi nga ako makaihi!
00:08:51Sige matagal pa.
00:08:56Sige, we mo na, nakatulong pa ko.
00:09:09First time ko lang ng CR na may lalaki.
00:09:13Hindi nga ako lalaki.
00:09:15You are a man!
00:09:17Guard!
00:09:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:20Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25But this is an ability.
00:09:27Wait, wait.
00:09:33Wait!
00:09:35Wait, wait.
00:09:37Wait!
00:09:39Wait!
00:09:41Isangalan
00:09:43ng sangkaan
00:09:45at sa lahat
00:09:47ng babahing
00:09:49Aylawi
00:09:51Isinusubakita
00:09:53Isinusubakita
00:09:55Isinusupak kita!
00:10:02What's going on here?
00:10:04Chip! Chip!
00:10:05Here is a man who met.
00:10:07This is the restroom for women.
00:10:10Madam, as you can see,
00:10:12this woman is not a woman.
00:10:15She may not be a biological woman,
00:10:17but she identifies herself
00:10:19as a woman.
00:10:20Here at the gasolina station,
00:10:23we are in contact with SOGI.
00:10:24Sexual Orientation,
00:10:26Gender Identification,
00:10:28and Expression.
00:10:29Ang ibig sabihin nyo po noon,
00:10:31ay alam nyo yung cheese.
00:10:32Okay na po.
00:10:34Thank you po.
00:10:35Thank you.
00:10:40Sinusumpak kita!
00:10:45Sinusumpak kita!
00:10:48Mawawalan ka na!
00:10:54Oh, baby.
00:10:59Takal mo naman.
00:11:00May pila sa CR?
00:11:02Ako, baby.
00:11:03Meron case...
00:11:05You know what?
00:11:06Never mind.
00:11:08Let's just go.
00:11:10Welcome to the party
00:11:12to end all gender reveal party!
00:11:14A gender reveal party
00:11:15This is Boyat and Girlie!
00:11:16Ako, guys!
00:11:17Is it a boy
00:11:18or is it a girl?
00:11:20Hey!
00:11:25Baby.
00:11:26Bakit red?
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Hindi tayo susuko.
00:11:30Jesus dad!
00:11:31Jesus dad!
00:11:32Is it a boy?
00:11:33Is it a boy?
00:11:34Is it a boy?
00:11:35Is it a boy?
00:11:36Is it a boy?
00:11:37Baby.
00:11:38It's your life, huh?
00:11:39Sino ba nag-organize nito?
00:11:41Three, two, one, and go!
00:11:43Baby!
00:11:44Luigi!
00:11:45What?
00:11:46What?
00:11:48Parang ayaw talaga ng palipin ng baby?
00:11:51Huwag daw ngayong paladesi, di ba?
00:11:53What?
00:11:54Baby talaga, yun ba ng generation?
00:11:55Oh, hindi tayo susuko.
00:11:56Jesus dad!
00:11:57Jesus dad!
00:11:58Three, two, one, and...
00:11:59I'm sorry!
00:12:00I'm sorry!
00:12:01Mary?
00:12:02No!
00:12:03Oh, hi, congratulations!
00:12:14Ahh!
00:12:15Baby...
00:12:16I'm hurt.
00:12:17Baby...
00:12:18Baby...
00:12:21Baby....
00:12:25Good morning
00:12:55Good morning
00:13:25Oh my god
00:13:27Don't panic
00:13:34Andito namin yung pet pig
00:13:36Pero doc, ano po bang nangyari?
00:13:39It's called labial fusion
00:13:42It's a medical condition
00:13:43Na kung saan ang small inner lip
00:13:47Around the entrance of your vagina
00:13:49Are joined together
00:13:51Doc, bakit ito nagsasara?
00:13:53Infections, stress, trauma
00:13:56Those stuffs
00:13:57At saka kasi masyado kong tense
00:13:59Saka baka na rin siguro sa weather
00:14:01Diyos ko yung init ngayon
00:14:01Nakakasunod ng katawal
00:14:03Doc, what treatments can we do?
00:14:07You need to become
00:14:08Sit, sit, sit, alibangbang
00:14:17Salaginto, salagubang
00:14:20Sit, sit, sit, alibangbang
00:14:24Salaginto, salagubang
00:14:27Ang babae sa lansangan
00:14:31Kung humibig
00:14:33Parang tandang
00:14:34You see?
00:14:35It's opening!
00:14:36It's opening!
00:14:36Come on, come on!
00:14:37Let's go!
00:14:38Let's go!
00:14:38Sit, sit, sit, sit, alabang
00:14:40When you're a papaya
00:14:41On, dalay, puslo
00:14:43Sisigan ang bunga
00:14:45Pagdating sa dulo
00:14:48Napali ang sanga
00:14:50Tapos kapalaran
00:14:51Umanap ng iba
00:14:53Sit, sit, sit, sit
00:14:54Sit, sit, sit
00:14:57Sit, sit, sit
00:15:02Sit, sit
00:15:04Sit, sit
00:15:05Sit, sit
00:15:07Sat, sat
00:15:08See you in the next video.
00:15:38Cut! Ina, conviction naman, please, oh.
00:15:41Take 12.
00:15:43End.
00:15:44Action!
00:15:46Shout out to your womanhood.
00:15:47Cut!
00:15:48Direct.
00:15:49Ina naman.
00:15:51Ayusin mo naman.
00:15:52Ang pangit ang delivery mo.
00:15:53Ulitin mo.
00:15:54Shout out to your womanhood.
00:15:56Cut!
00:15:56Naulitin mo.
00:15:57Shout your...
00:15:58Cut!
00:15:59Hindi pa akong nag-rolling.
00:16:00Wala ba nga action, oh.
00:16:01I-roll mo yan.
00:16:02End.
00:16:02Action!
00:16:04Shout your...
00:16:06Womanhood!
00:16:07Womanhood!
00:16:09Ang magsashout, hindi ako!
00:16:11Ha?
00:16:11Shout!
00:16:12Shout!
00:16:12Shout!
00:16:13Womanhood!
00:16:14Womanhood sabi, po kinangina!
00:16:17Womanhood!
00:16:18Sorry.
00:16:19Shout!
00:16:19Shout!
00:16:19Madam, okay ka lang po ba?
00:16:23How will I shout my womanhood if I don't even feel it, Mel?
00:16:27Madam, hindi mo naman kailangan isigaw.
00:16:29Pwede mo naman yung whisper.
00:16:30It's really rich, Madam.
00:16:37Believe in yourself.
00:16:39Ang pagkababae naman nasa kapso.
00:16:43Kaya mo yan.
00:16:44You got this.
00:16:46King.
00:16:49Shout out to your womanhood.
00:16:50Yes, ma'am.
00:16:54Shout out to your womanhood.
00:16:57Correct!
00:16:57Yes!
00:16:58Yes!
00:16:58Wait, sige.
00:16:59Why are you here, ba?
00:17:00Isn't this a ladies' room?
00:17:01Madam, yung naseksto.
00:17:04Shout your...
00:17:05Can you just tell directly that I'm ready?
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:09Direct!
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:15Shout out to your womanhood.
00:17:18Babe!
00:17:32Poochie's back!
00:17:32Poochie!
00:17:33We need a drink.
00:17:38Why are you so lucky?
00:17:39Why am I doing this?
00:17:41Why am I doing this?
00:17:41Poochie's back!
00:17:54Poochie's back!
00:17:55Poochie's back!
00:17:56Poochie!
00:17:57Poochie's back!
00:17:58Brenda?
00:17:59What?
00:18:00Who's Brenda?
00:18:02Ah, I would love to, Brenda.
00:18:04I want to, Ina.
00:18:05Ina.
00:18:08Mimim.
00:18:09I will be here.
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Tell me, Brenda.
00:18:14Mimim.
00:18:16I have faith.
00:18:18Mimim, I...
00:18:20I will be here.
00:18:21I will be here.
00:18:23I will be here.
00:18:24How dare you?
00:18:26But that's good.
00:18:27Grandpa.
00:18:28I will be diему catalaman.
00:18:30Because this is just tuhat.
00:18:31Monday.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38control抱ig.
00:18:40Three times?
00:18:44Ina may.
00:18:45Mudok.
00:18:46Ina may.
00:18:47Worker 4, 5, 6....
00:18:48Forgive my tokat את.
00:18:49Sorry to.
00:18:52Mentir will not be here.
00:18:54Okay.
00:18:55No, he will be in touch.
00:18:57No, the problem is...
00:19:01I think I'm related to him.
00:19:07What?
00:19:09No, no.
00:19:11No, still thanks.
00:19:13No, no.
00:19:15But I didn't ask for thanks.
00:19:17I asked for...
00:19:19No!
00:19:21You let me go!
00:19:23No, no.
00:19:25No, no.
00:19:27No, I can't cry anymore.
00:19:29I am your younger sibling.
00:19:31how did I happen anyway?
00:19:33No, no, no.
00:19:35No, no.
00:19:37No.
00:19:39No, no.
00:19:41I do not.
00:19:43I can't, no.
00:19:47Naka, I'm in touch from me.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:51Ah!
00:19:52Ah!
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:54Ah!
00:19:55Ah!
00:19:56Oh my God, we're stuck!
00:19:58Ah!
00:20:01Madam?
00:20:02Shooting na tau po?
00:20:04Madam?
00:20:09Mel, we need help.
00:20:11Stop, Mom!
00:20:12Oh, Rico.
00:20:13Please, get help!
00:20:15Help!
00:20:20Mamina, I need you to relax, okay?
00:20:22Para you will loosen up.
00:20:23Baka kailangan buhosan ng tubig na may salty.
00:20:25Aray, aray!
00:20:26Ah!
00:20:27Ina!
00:20:28Control it!
00:20:29I can't control it, okay?
00:20:30Just like how you can control your fucking dick!
00:20:37Ah, kaya niyo po bang tumayo?
00:20:38No!
00:20:39Hindi rich!
00:20:41Hindi, Hindi.
00:20:42It's too painful.
00:20:43Um, I think you need to calm down.
00:20:46Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.
00:20:53Ina, Ina.
00:20:57Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:04Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:08Hindi ako masaya!
00:21:09Kung ikaw ay masaya, buhay mo ay sidegla.
00:21:14Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:18Ha ha ha!
00:21:19Eh!
00:21:20Excuse me, ko masaya, tumawa ka.
00:21:21Ben!
00:21:22Hmm.
00:21:23Stop!
00:21:24Kung ikaw ay masaya, pumawag pa ka.
00:21:34Kung ikaw ay masaya, nemam mo ay Sisigla.
00:21:36Ouch!
00:21:45Bye, buddy.
00:21:46Bye.
00:21:49Sir, sir, sir, okay.
00:21:51Ah, it's difficult.
00:21:58Ma'am.
00:21:59I'm an idiot.
00:22:06Mel.
00:22:07You, you you lang?
00:22:08Yes, ma'am.
00:22:10Pakap na do'yong shoot.
00:22:12We will tell you again, when we will tell you again.
00:22:18Robert has done it with me.
00:22:20Now I might lose my job,
00:22:22because he keeps acting.
00:22:38Oh my God.
00:22:40I don't know.
00:22:42What happened?
00:22:44I don't know.
00:22:48Did you know you?
00:22:50Or did you see it?
00:23:02Oh, hello, hello.
00:23:04It's you.
00:23:06I don't know what this is.
00:23:08Hey, what?
00:23:10Who are you?
00:23:12Are you going to die?
00:23:14Excuse me?
00:23:18Me?
00:23:20Are you going to die?
00:23:22Look at me.
00:23:24I'm a fairy.
00:23:28Please.
00:23:30Okay.
00:23:32What?
00:23:34What?
00:23:36I'm going to die.
00:23:38I'm late for the party.
00:23:40Bye.
00:23:42Wait.
00:23:43Bye, Pucci.
00:23:44Hi, Chi.
00:23:45Bye.
00:23:46Bye, Pucci.
00:23:48Are you okay?
00:23:54Do I look okay to you?
00:23:56I'm not okay.
00:23:58I don't think I'll ever be okay.
00:24:02I lost my boyfriend.
00:24:04I lost my job.
00:24:06I lost my dignity.
00:24:08And I lost my...
00:24:10Pucci?
00:24:12Wait.
00:24:14It's not my...
00:24:16Why?
00:24:17Why?
00:24:18Why?
00:24:19Why?
00:24:20Why?
00:24:22Why are you...
00:24:33I'm Nova...
00:24:34...Nova Gina.
00:24:35Gina, I mempaka na ng pagkawalan ng puchi mo.
00:24:40Wait, no vagina?
00:24:44Do you want to get your puchi back?
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:56Ito ang flower.
00:24:58Father, kailangan makahanap ka ng someone na magmamahal sa iyo kahit na wala ka ng puchi bago mananta ang lahat ng petas nito.
00:25:12Otherwise, you will never get your puchi back.
00:25:19Only true love will get your puchi back.
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:28Love
00:25:29For Caps.
00:25:36Dad!
00:25:50Totoo ba itong madam?
00:25:52Baka na nananag-inip ka lang?
00:25:53So?
00:25:55There maa.
00:25:56I don't know, Mel.
00:25:59Maybe imagination ko lang lahat lang to. I don't know anymore.
00:26:02Kung totoo mo wala kang kipa eh.
00:26:04Ay, saan ka umiihi.
00:26:08Nika ko alam.
00:26:09Eh, hindi na ako naiihi eh.
00:26:11What about menstruation?
00:26:12I don't know.
00:26:13Hindi na rin ako.
00:26:14I don't know.
00:26:14I don't know.
00:26:14Oh my god!
00:26:18Mother of my god!
00:26:19What?
00:26:20Ano na nangyayari?
00:26:22Ah!
00:26:23Oh my god, madam, your nose is bleeding.
00:26:25Oh my god.
00:26:26I don't know.
00:26:27I don't know.
00:26:27I'm a man.
00:26:27I don't know.
00:26:28Swing.
00:26:28Swing.
00:26:28Swing.
00:26:28Parang wala na.
00:26:29Swing.
00:26:30You so much, please.
00:26:31Thank you.
00:26:32Swing.
00:26:32Swing.
00:26:32Swing.
00:26:34Oh, my God, Mel.
00:27:01Mel, I really need to find my true love.
00:27:10La vie est une fleur dont l'amour est le miel.
00:27:15I don't even say it's annoying.
00:27:17Victor Hugo, French poet.
00:27:21Life is a flower in which love is the honey.
00:27:27Don't worry, madame, I got you.
00:27:29Swipe, live and write.
00:27:31Hi, Greg.
00:27:33From Tinder.
00:27:35Yes.
00:27:37Paprakahin na kita, Greg.
00:27:39Ayaw ko kasi sana ng small to.
00:27:41Actually, I love detox.
00:27:43Greg, how fast can you love me rich?
00:27:46Can you love me in a week?
00:27:47Five days?
00:27:48Three days?
00:27:49Two days?
00:27:50How about today?
00:27:52Can you love me now?
00:27:53Isha?
00:27:54Wag mo kasi tanungin kung mahal ka na niya agad.
00:28:00Nakaubos na yung petals.
00:28:02I don't want to waste my time.
00:28:04Kung hindi naman pala ako seseryosohin.
00:28:07Badami pa naman petals, oh.
00:28:09Also, love takes time.
00:28:12So, uh, Ina, what's your favorite color?
00:28:18Ako, Hector.
00:28:19Sorry, uh, I'm not into small talk kasi I actually want to get to know you on a deeper level.
00:28:25Okay, uh, so my place or yours?
00:28:28I have to show you something.
00:28:58Okay.
00:28:59I don't promise mo sa akin na hindi ka matatangkot, okay?
00:29:02Poopers.
00:29:03Promise?
00:29:04Of course.
00:29:07Are you ready?
00:29:28Uh, Hector.
00:29:38Freak.
00:29:40But, madam, you don't have to reveal naman na you don't have a budget.
00:29:48Eventually naman, men, malalaman din naman nila.
00:29:51And besides, you know what?
00:29:52Sa totoo lang, guys just want sex.
00:29:56How will they love me if I can't please them?
00:29:59Well, you have other holes naman.
00:30:02Men, wala naman akong experience sa anal sex, no?
00:30:07Yun bibig kasi yung ibig kong sabihin.
00:30:08Uff.
00:30:12Uh, uh.
00:30:15Ay, uh, y'y.
00:30:17Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:30:19So, can I fuck you na nga, ha?
00:30:21Ha?
00:30:21Ah.
00:30:22Sorry, but off limits muna tayo.
00:30:25Blowjob muna.
00:30:26Ah, e, pangatlong beses muna ako binaw blowjob, ha?
00:30:29Let me see your vagina.
00:30:30Uh, sorry, off limits talaga, eh.
00:30:33Enjoy na lang.
00:30:35No!
00:30:39Have you done it, bro?
00:30:40Until, me bro bang?
00:30:42We move the beach and look at me.
00:30:49What the fuck?
00:30:51Putang ina!
00:30:52Rick!
00:31:05Up to hand then!
00:31:17What the fuck?
00:31:18What the fuck?
00:31:19No, no, no
00:31:49No, no
00:32:19No, no, no
00:32:21No, no
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00:33:51No
00:33:53I'm not so good at household chores.
00:33:59Oh, housewives are great.
00:34:01And most of all,
00:34:05I want to tell you guys that...
00:34:15Guys,
00:34:17I don't have a vagina.
00:34:19I don't know.
00:34:21I don't know.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:25Sorry.
00:34:37Well, at least we saved time.
00:34:39Madam, madami pa naman dyan.
00:34:41Daming iba. And dami na nga.
00:34:43Sabi ko na nga ba eh,
00:34:47meron at meron talagang magmamahal sa'yo.
00:34:49Ah, Hindi, Hindi.
00:34:51Naiwan ko lang yung phone ko.
00:34:52Swing lang.
00:34:53Ah, ah...
00:34:55Importante.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:57Weird.
00:35:01Makakapabod na to, Mel.
00:35:03Maybe you should take a rest muna, madam.
00:35:05Hindi ko naman kasi alam na ang hirap-hirap palang
00:35:07maghanap ng love pag wala kang vagina.
00:35:10What do you mean?
00:35:12Lahat ng mga minahal ako dati,
00:35:16minahal lang ako dahil like Pucci?
00:35:18But I have so much to offer, Mel.
00:35:20I-I'm beautiful. I'm smart.
00:35:22I'm funny.
00:35:23No, dalang muna tayo ng TV, madam.
00:35:25Well, at least I'm still a commercial model.
00:35:29Be a confident woman.
00:35:34Shaq, shaq, shaq your womanhood.
00:35:59Haq, shaq, shaq.
00:36:00Huo.
00:36:01I'm happy.
00:36:02I've been często to shoot.
00:36:04I'll win the boat.
00:36:05I'm happy to take a rest.
00:36:06I'm happy to take a rest.
00:36:07A.
00:36:08La, la, la, la, la.
00:36:09But, you're right.
00:36:10Look for me, man.
00:36:11A richer look that comes from the boat.
00:36:12Sorry!
00:36:13I've been some help.
00:36:14Are you letting the boat go?
00:36:15Is that it?
00:36:16Yeah?
00:36:17You're right, so.
00:36:18I can't wait.
00:36:19It's just a happy boat.
00:36:20Hi.
00:36:21I've been able to go.
00:36:22With the boat.
00:36:23Go to do the boat.
00:36:24Oh, you're right.
00:36:25And you're right.
00:36:26You're right.
00:36:27Wala the Robert. Wala na rin akong karyer.
00:36:32I don't have a freaking vagina.
00:36:37No one's gonna love me.
00:36:41Madam, wala rin akong pochi.
00:36:43Pero happy naman ako.
00:36:45Bakit may boyfriend ka ba?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:51See?
00:36:52You'll never understand.
00:36:54Dahil bakula ka lang, hindi ka babae.
00:36:57Babae po ako, Madam.
00:37:00I'm a transwoman.
00:37:02Transwoman or woman, Madam.
00:37:05Hindi kayo pwedeng maging babae dahil wala kayong vagina.
00:37:12Pero wala akong vagina.
00:37:15So hindi ka rin babae.
00:37:17Bakit ba galit na galit ka sa amen, mga transwomen?
00:37:27Ano bang ginawa namin sa'yo?
00:37:28Have you experienced the pain and the struggles of being a woman?
00:37:32Hindi.
00:37:33Dahil pinanganak kang laki.
00:37:36And you can't just wake up one day at magdideside ka na gusto mo maging babae at aagawin niyo yung pagkababae namin.
00:37:43Wala naman ang nangagaw, Madam.
00:37:46Womanhood is for everyone.
00:37:48We're all in this together.
00:37:51Hindi ako, hindi kami ang kalaban.
00:37:54Walang iwanan.
00:37:57On that note, Madam,
00:37:59alas na muna ako.
00:38:00May lakad pa kasi ako.
00:38:01Importante yun.
00:38:03Araw ba?
00:38:04Hi, is Ina here?
00:38:20I saw the door open, kaya pumasok na ako.
00:38:23I'm Dick, from Tinder.
00:38:25May naiiwan ka?
00:38:28Ha?
00:38:29Cell phone, sushi, hanapin mo na lang dyan.
00:38:34Actually, I just got here.
00:38:37Sorry, nalate ako.
00:38:40Dick.
00:38:46Honestly,
00:38:48pagod na ako.
00:38:51And you won't love me anyway.
00:38:54I'm not what you need.
00:38:55Try me.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:04I don't want kids.
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:09Ayoko rin ang anak.
00:39:13Hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:39:16You can just order food.
00:39:20I'm a Pisces.
00:39:23And I'm a Taurus.
00:39:25A match.
00:39:29Dick, I don't have a...
00:39:30Dinner?
00:39:31Tomorrow night?
00:39:32This is for you.
00:39:55Wow, thanks.
00:39:56You're welcome.
00:39:57Take a seat.
00:39:57You look stunning.
00:40:11Thank you.
00:40:14Dick,
00:40:15Can I be frank with you?
00:40:16Because I'm not looking for anything casual, eh.
00:40:22I don't want to date around, tapos bigla ka lang namang aalis.
00:40:26Bakit naman ako aalis?
00:40:28Because men always do.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:32Men like you.
00:40:33When they find out that there's something missing,
00:40:37they walked out on me.
00:40:41Laat naman tayo may hinahanap.
00:40:43And it's for us to find that's someone who will complete that missing piece.
00:40:47That's someone who will fill that hole of emptiness.
00:40:50But I don't have a hole
00:40:51to fill.
00:40:54Eh, di naman tayo perfect.
00:40:57We all have cracks.
00:40:58It's where the light enters.
00:41:00What if I don't have a crack?
00:41:03Saan papasok yung light?
00:41:05Then I'll help you
00:41:06find your crack.
00:41:10I don't think I'll ever find Poochie again.
00:41:12Have you tried checking sa
00:41:15City Pond?
00:41:17Magbigay ka ng reward
00:41:18para sa makakita?
00:41:19I wish it were that simple.
00:41:23Maybe just
00:41:23buy another cat.
00:41:26Poochie was different.
00:41:29She's
00:41:30irreplaceable.
00:41:34May picture ka ba ni Poochie?
00:41:36Can I see her?
00:41:38Meron,
00:41:38but I'm not really sure
00:41:39I'm ready to show you.
00:41:41Anong klaseng pusa ba to?
00:41:43May lahi ba siya?
00:41:46No.
00:41:47Pinay.
00:41:48Hmm.
00:41:49May pabalihi po?
00:41:52Oh.
00:41:53Pero pinapag-groom ko siya again.
00:41:55Actually,
00:41:56spoiled nga yun eh.
00:41:57I love her very much.
00:41:59And I never expected na
00:42:00mawawala siya.
00:42:04Eh,
00:42:05ganun talaga minsan.
00:42:08Hindi mo alam
00:42:08ang halaga ng isang bagay
00:42:09kapag nandyan pa.
00:42:12Trust me.
00:42:14I've been there.
00:42:16I've
00:42:16lost something important too.
00:42:18rich natural kapag mong
00:42:20mahalaga ang isang bagay,
00:42:23never let them go.
00:42:31Tara na lang.
00:42:35Wait,
00:42:36wait,
00:42:36wait.
00:42:36Wait.
00:42:36Wait.
00:42:36Wait.
00:42:36Wait.
00:42:36Wait.
00:42:37Wait.
00:42:38Wait.
00:42:38Wait.
00:42:39Wait.
00:42:39Wait.
00:42:39Wait.
00:42:39Wait.
00:42:40Wait.
00:42:40Wait.
00:42:41Wait.
00:42:41Wait.
00:42:41What's wrong?
00:42:49Do you want me to?
00:42:52No.
00:42:52No,
00:42:52it's not that.
00:42:53see
00:42:58it wants you
00:43:00this is more important
00:43:07this isn't just about sex
00:43:10and I think we're heading to something
00:43:12even more special
00:43:13okay, be careful
00:43:22I don't know
00:43:23I don't know
00:43:52Thank You.
00:44:22Thank You.
00:44:24It's okay, yeah. No pressure. I'm just curious.
00:44:27Never mind.
00:44:29No, um, one of these days, okay?
00:44:31Just promise me one thing.
00:44:33Pag may nakita ka na ayaw mo sa kondo ko,
00:44:36wag kang tatakboh, ha?
00:44:38Hindi. Promise.
00:44:41Ako nga yung tinatakbohan, eh.
00:44:43Let's eat.
00:44:45Let's eat.
00:44:47Don't expect so much, huh?
00:44:51Medyo makalat dito.
00:44:54Hindi naman makalat, eh.
00:44:56Well, I did some cleaning kanina.
00:44:58Mmm.
00:45:00Tik, you know I'm starting to fall asleep.
00:45:12Hina.
00:45:13Wait.
00:45:14What?
00:45:17Fuck, I knew it.
00:45:20I know.
00:45:21You're not taking this seriously.
00:45:23I told you I don't want the fling.
00:45:25I don't want the hookup.
00:45:29Tick.
00:45:33Did I tell you naman what my deal is?
00:45:41Fine.
00:45:42It.
00:45:43I don't have a vagina, okay?
00:46:00Ina.
00:46:03I wanna show you something.
00:46:05Oh.
00:46:12I don't have a vagina too.
00:46:25I don't have a vagina too.
00:46:39Insult?
00:46:40Wait.
00:46:42You know, I met a guy named Dick.
00:46:47And I think I love him.
00:46:52And I think he loves me too.
00:46:57Perfect, madam.
00:46:59Sa anong problema?
00:47:04Dick has no dick.
00:47:06As in, Mel, wala siyang titi.
00:47:09Anong klaseng lalaki yung walang are, di ba?
00:47:12A freak!
00:47:21Oh my God, Mel.
00:47:22I've become one of the guys who rejected me.
00:47:34I want to see my dick.
00:47:35I love my dick.
00:47:39I want dick!
00:47:41Dick!
00:47:42Dick!
00:47:43Dick!
00:47:44Dick!
00:47:45Dick!
00:47:46Dick!
00:47:47Dick!
00:47:48Dick!
00:47:49Dick, I need you.
00:47:51Dick, I'm sorry.
00:47:52Please.
00:47:53Dick, I need you.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:56I'm sorry.
00:48:00I'm sorry.
00:48:01I'm sorry.
00:48:08You're...
00:48:09Inna?
00:48:10Dick.
00:48:11Dick, I'm sorry.
00:48:12I'm sorry.
00:48:13I'm sorry.
00:48:14No need to explain, alright?
00:48:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:34There's one more thing I want to show you.
00:48:44Okay.
00:49:08Binigay sa akin ito ng isang ferry sa male CR.
00:49:12After ako maka-offend ng isang trans man.
00:49:17So ano yung gagawin natin?
00:49:19How do we break the spell?
00:49:22Through love.
00:49:24What?
00:49:26Wala nga tayong...
00:49:27It's never been about our reproductive organs, Ina.
00:49:30It's not my dick.
00:49:32Or your vagina.
00:49:41Hefther
00:49:42Hefther
00:49:44Hefther
00:49:47Motile
00:49:49Hefther
00:49:51Hefther
00:49:52enjoy!
00:50:22enjoy!
00:50:52enjoy!
00:51:22enjoy!
00:51:26enjoy!
00:51:28enjoy!
00:51:30makikita mo ulit si Pucci
00:51:32enjoy!
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00:52:44enjoy!
00:52:46meron?
00:52:48completely, napangkit na ba nila sa'yo
00:52:49yung gagawin natin
00:52:50a nude shoot
00:52:51direct
00:52:53nude
00:52:55wala po lintas
00:52:56nang panggit sa'kin
00:52:58saka hindi mo pa alam
00:52:59hindi nyo pa nasabi
00:53:00ako naman sasabi
00:53:01if you don't mind
00:53:02come on
00:53:03give ang concept
00:53:04ng next shoot natin
00:53:05naka hubot hubad ka dun sa shoot
00:53:07nature mo na
00:53:08power source no
00:53:09hindi natin dadayain
00:53:10you're going to
00:53:11bear
00:53:12your womanhood
00:53:13don't worry
00:53:14I assure you
00:53:15and we will get the best answer stage
00:53:17and the best stage, the best answer
00:53:19and best stageresponse
00:53:21we will not only cause a stage answer
00:53:23we will be responsible
00:53:27Dick?
00:53:29Dick, you won't believe this
00:53:31I'm too stressed, I came from work
00:53:33how should i do that?
00:53:41Who's this?
00:53:43Ina...
00:53:45explain what?
00:53:47How dare you?
00:53:49I will be responsible
00:53:51I don't love anymore
00:53:53I don't love anymore
00:53:59Ina, please, I love you
00:54:01I hate you
00:54:03I just...
00:54:05I just love
00:54:07I just love
00:54:09I just love
00:54:11I have to love
00:54:13I don't love
00:54:15I love
00:54:17I love
00:54:19I love
00:54:21I love
00:54:23I love
00:54:25I don't love
00:54:27I love
00:54:29I don't love
00:54:31Oh ready.
00:54:33Just now.
00:54:35I'm begging you.
00:54:37Dick.
00:54:39It's okay.
00:54:41I don't care
00:54:43if not come come.
00:54:45And I'm sorry if there isn't one.
00:54:47Because it's not yet,
00:54:49but I'm back now.
00:54:51Seriously?
00:54:53He has no dick?
00:54:55Yes.
00:54:57What?!
00:54:59You know, I'll find someone else too.
00:55:06I like you, dick.
00:55:09With or without your dick.
00:55:11Thank You.
00:55:41Thank You.
00:56:11Thank You.
00:56:13Thank You.
00:56:15Thank You.
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00:57:19Tumawa ka
00:57:21Kung ikaw ay masaya
00:57:25Tumawa ka
00:57:27Ang ganda-ganda mong babae
00:57:29Kung ikaw ay masaya
00:57:33Sa piling ng iba
00:57:35Ba't nandito pa
00:57:39Double double mo
00:57:41Sa sala
00:57:53Double Ang
00:57:57Kung ikaw ay masaya
00:58:01Sa piling niya
00:58:05Responsiveness
00:58:09Dual-purpose
00:58:11Kana
00:58:13Green
00:58:27Kana-ganda
00:58:29Kana-g 추p
00:58:31Guna-gduk
00:58:33Guna-g су
00:58:37Thank You.
00:59:07Thank You.
00:59:37Thank You.
01:00:07Thank You.
01:00:37Thank You.
01:01:08Who are you, ba?
01:01:11Hindi mo ba ako namumukaan?
01:01:14Hindi.
01:01:15Ako to, si Puchi.
01:01:17Puchi?
01:01:18Papaalala ko lang sa'yo, ha?
01:01:20Yung ginawa mo sa'kin, noong 18 years old ka, yung pipino pinag...
01:01:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, shut up, shut up.
01:01:25Okay, okay, naniniwala na ako.
01:01:27Ikaw si Puchi, just shut up.
01:01:30Na-miss mo ba ako?
01:01:32Ina-miss mo ba ako?
01:01:35Aray!
01:01:38Ina-wait!
01:01:39One...
01:01:39Ah!
01:01:42Ina-help!
01:01:43Bakit?
01:01:44Where were you when I needed you the most?
01:01:47Di ba nawala ka bigla?
01:01:48Ito na nga o, nagbabalik na.
01:01:50Parang wala naman tayong pinagsamahan.
01:01:53Remember na mga bata pa tayo?
01:01:55Ang dami na natin pinagdaanan.
01:01:57Yung mga lalaki, from your first boyfriend up to Roberts.
01:02:00Shut up!
01:02:03Ngayon ka pa talaga babalik.
01:02:05Nawala na sa'kin lahat.
01:02:08I don't need you anymore, Puchi.
01:02:11But I need you.
01:02:13Help me, Ina.
01:02:17Ako naman yung tulungan mo.
01:02:20Please.
01:02:22Ito ang ina naman, Puchi, oh.
01:02:26What's wrong?
01:02:28Are you going to stay for good?
01:02:30Or iiwan mo na naman ako?
01:02:32Ba't mo ba ako kailangan?
01:02:34Because I am you.
01:02:36And you're me, Puchi.
01:02:39Hindi ako kompleto nung wala ka.
01:02:42At simula nung nawala ka, nawala na rin ang pagkababae ko.
01:02:52Tignan.
01:02:53Ina, I am not you.
01:03:04You are not me.
01:03:05Parte lang ako ng katawan mo.
01:03:07I'm just a vagina.
01:03:09Puchi,
01:03:09I'm a woman because of you.
01:03:12You are my source of...
01:03:16Ow!
01:03:18Hi!
01:03:19Nakaganti rin.
01:03:20Nagking mascot na ako lahat.
01:03:21Wala ka pa rin natutunan.
01:03:23Ano, ina?
01:03:24Sabi nga ni Simone de Beauvoir,
01:03:27one is not born,
01:03:28but rather becomes a woman.
01:03:30And Ina,
01:03:31you are becoming a woman.
01:03:33Becoming a woman?
01:03:36Paano?
01:03:37Eh, wala nga ako...
01:03:37Sige, isa pa.
01:03:38Gusto mo?
01:03:40Di mo pa rin gets, no?
01:03:48Sasara ang bulaklak,
01:03:51bubuka ang bulaklak.
01:03:55Dadaan ang reina,
01:03:57kekembot kembot pa.
01:03:59Bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya.
01:04:13Bubuka ang bulaklak,
01:04:15sasara ang bulaklak.
01:04:17Dadaan ang reina,
01:04:20kekembot kembot pa.
01:04:22Bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya, bumtiyaya.
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