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02:06As soon as we got to the room, he sends me off to the pool.
02:09Says he'll be down in a bit.
02:12Ages I was there.
02:14Floating around like a crocodile.
02:16Watching all these kids, all these families splashing about.
02:19I saw him in the end.
02:22Bar.
02:24This little tiki bar they had.
02:26Shirt on, jacket, pomade in his hair, the lot.
02:30And now, I know exactly why we've gone to Butlins.
02:34Of course, he's got some raunchy tête-à -tête.
02:38Some liaison kangaroo with some slapper.
02:41And I watched him, just having a drink and a chat.
02:50I see the way she's looking at him.
02:53This look in her eye, just...
02:56Helpless.
02:57Helpless.
03:03Yeah.
03:05He was fucking incredible, my old man.
03:07Then they finish their drinks and off they go, you know.
03:11Off he goes.
03:15And there I am.
03:17In this pool still.
03:20Getting chilly now.
03:21And then...
03:22I feel it.
03:25Like heat on my back.
03:28And I turn around, and there...
03:31Sitting on the edge of the pool...
03:33Was this girl.
03:36And she was smiling at me.
03:40Watching me.
03:43And I've got to tell you, Bunny Boy,
03:44she had the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen in my entire life.
03:49And something came over me.
03:51Like I was filled up...
03:54With this...
03:56Power.
03:58So I kind of glided towards her, and the closer I got, the more she was smiling.
04:03And all the emptiness that I felt in here...
04:07Just...
04:08Just...
04:10Went away.
04:14And I knew then, what I was put on this stupid planet to do.
04:19That I had it.
04:21What he had.
04:23That gift.
04:24And I didn't need anything else, because I knew that one day, I could be just like him.
04:34This man.
04:35Never wanted, never needed.
04:37Just took the world in his hand and squeezed it fucking dry.
04:40The great Bunny Monroe, the first.
04:55Right.
04:56Let's go see Grandad.
04:58Oh, baby.
05:01Oh, baby.
05:07It's a commitment.
05:10It's a commitment, baby.
05:12I'm at my wife don't like
05:20It's good
05:28We gotta love one another or die, brother
05:38We gotta love one another or die, oh baby
05:41Cause it's super glue, it's super glue, it's super glue
05:51Knock him down
05:56Knock him down
05:59Ready?
06:20Okay
06:21Okay
06:21Right, let's go
06:28Face off, I'm busy
06:56Right dad, it's me
06:59Bunny
07:01Perhaps we can turn this off
07:18Who cares, fucking thing don't work no more anyway
07:25You look well
07:28Fuck off
07:30Gives a fag then
07:37Maybe I should make you a nice cup of tea
07:40I don't want a nice cup of tea
07:41Hey, come on
07:47Alright
07:49How you doing?
08:0370 years old and I go and get cancer
08:05How the fuck do you think I'm doing
08:06Is there anything I can do?
08:12You
08:12You must be fucking joking
08:16Let me go and make you some tea
08:24I told you, I don't want any fucking tea
08:27Don't break that, son
08:39It's worth a bloody fortune
08:40Sorry, granddad
08:41Here, leave that bloody bird alone
08:43And come over here to grandpa
08:45I hope you break his heart
08:52I hope you break it
08:54Like he broke mine
08:56Jesus
08:57Leave him alone
08:59And give us a fag
09:01Fuck off and buy your own
09:03Oh, your fucking dad
09:19I tried to teach him the business
09:23Antiques
09:25A real man's game
09:28I showed him
09:29I showed him
09:29The most lovely things
09:31A boy could wish to see
09:33Oh, come on
09:34You're such a fucking hell
09:35You
09:36Are beyond recall
09:38You are a lost cause
09:39But we might still be able
09:41To save the kid
09:42If he'd just use his ears
09:44Now
09:46Down on Tom Tiddler's ground
09:48We were
09:49Picking up gold and silver
09:52I had a nose for it
09:54I could smell
09:55A piece of Chippendale
09:57Box of George and silver
10:00Under the stairs
10:01Pretty bit of French
10:04Tasty bond as all
10:07Mmm, those old girls
10:11Give him a few words
10:13And that special look
10:16Well, can we do business now, madam?
10:21Why not, I'd have that Sheraton-escratois
10:24Off the old bitch for a song
10:26Lovely bit of serpentine
10:31Not a single straight line on it
10:35I had the gift
10:38I was a fucking master of the art
10:42And he
10:44Ended up
10:46Peddling toilet brushes
10:48Beauty products
10:49Fucking door to door
10:51By appointment
10:52Watch out, ladies
10:54Here comes the bog roll, man
10:56Come on, Dad
10:57Come on!
10:59Come on!
10:59Yeah, come on
11:01I gave you my name
11:04And you made a fucking mockery of it
11:07You broke my heart
11:11You dashed a cup from my lips
11:15You little cunt
11:17I tried
11:18What?
11:19Did you try?
11:21Did you?
11:22Fuck off
11:23Fuck off
11:24Here
11:28You're not going to end up a nobody like him, are you?
11:35My dad
11:37Could sell a bicycle to a barracuda
11:40What did you say?
11:48Dad
11:48Dad
11:53Do you mock me?
12:01Do you mock me?
12:02Dad
12:02Do you fucking well mock me?
12:05Stop
12:06What did you say?
12:07I said stop
12:07Please
12:09What did you fucking say?
12:10Sorry
12:10Sorry
12:11Sorry
12:11Sorry
12:12Look at you
12:13You're not really listening to me, boy
12:15You are beyond help
12:17You both are
12:19Fuck yeah
12:23Get him out of here
12:25I'm dying, son
12:36Dad
12:39I don't think he's done
12:53Some easy products
12:54Please can you buy
12:58Don't you fucking die
13:23You're not ready
13:25OK
13:26Don't youasty
13:26I get me환
13:40You live in the house
13:40Good or anything?
13:41You all right?
13:42Yeah, no I'm good
13:43Crosses for a bit
13:44No in one place you're running
13:46And you're sweating
13:47And your hair's into your sun
13:47No it gets my head
13:49Can we go home, then?
14:01Probably should.
14:03I think they'll be missing me at school.
14:07Even Miss Crosby.
14:10Might be all right.
14:13We can make the plant nice.
14:15I could keep all of Mummy's stuff in my room
14:17if we need to make space, so...
14:19What?
14:21You know what it is tomorrow, don't you?
14:23The expo.
14:24Deluxe and delightful.
14:26The big one.
14:28We're still going.
14:29Of course we're fucking going.
14:32We're shaking the money tree, boy, aren't we?
14:35Milking the jolly green cow,
14:36grabbing the moolah and gleaning the beans.
14:38We are, as they say in the trade,
14:39looting and pillaging.
14:40We are doing what we were born to do.
14:42It's in our blood.
14:43You hear me?
14:43We are vampires.
14:44We are vultures.
14:45We are a frenzy of piranha-flinching a water buffalo.
14:48We are barracuda.
14:52We just open our great big jaws
14:55and all the little fishies come swimming in.
15:00Rah.
15:03He's nearly here, you know.
15:05Could be just around that corner.
15:07Could be just outside that door.
15:08And the big question is,
15:09who's he gonna get next?
15:15Well, lucky for you, Emily.
15:17You've got the world's biggest bunny hair to protect you.
15:20Eh?
15:22Yeah, right.
15:23Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:38She's the image of Kate Moss.
15:40Only, you know, fatter and uglier.
15:43Hey.
15:46Fatter and a little toot.
15:48Outside.
15:49Dad, I think she's busy.
15:50Here we go.
15:52And she's gonna ask her boss to go on her break.
15:55Just gonna nip out for a smoke.
15:58You'll be all right for a few minutes
15:59if I get you an ice cream or something, won't you?
16:01Dad, I think we should go.
16:03What's that?
16:04I said I think we should go.
16:06Don't worry, boy.
16:07Won't take long.
16:08Won't take me long at all.
16:10Hey, come on.
16:14Dad.
16:15What?
16:18Oh, hello.
16:20All right there, mate.
16:21It's time to go.
16:23Oh, yeah?
16:24Where are you going?
16:26You need to leave.
16:27Okay.
16:28What did you just say to her?
16:30What?
16:31Listen, mate, I get it.
16:32You know, you've been chipping away for months,
16:34trying to work up the courage to ask her out to the pictures,
16:36dreaming of a peck on the cheek at the end of the night.
16:38Maybe a bit of lights-out missionary on date number 346.
16:42Then along comes Bunny.
16:43I've got a monkey wrench up in your whole program.
16:45What are you talking about?
16:46Well, fuck it!
16:48We're busy.
16:49Things to do, people to see.
16:51Come on, boy, we're going.
16:52Come on, boy, we're going to do it.
17:11Jesus Christ, that little pigeon of a boy
17:13is going to tell Buddy Monroe what to do.
17:16She should complain.
17:17Take it straight to corporate.
17:21She's entitled to a five-minute break every hour.
17:24That's employment law.
17:28Oh, well, fuck it, Bunny Boy.
17:30We're back in the game.
17:31Eh?
17:36Fuck.
17:37Fuck.
17:38Oh, fuck.
17:39Fuck.
17:42Don't look, don't look, don't look.
17:44Just put your head down.
17:45Ah, you fucking pigs!
17:53You won't catch Buddy Monroe!
18:02Oh, no.
18:11Oh, no.
18:12Oh, no.
18:13Oh, no.
18:14Oh, no.
18:15Mommy?
18:45Come on.
18:52Come on.
18:56Eternity Enterprises.
18:58Jeffrey.
18:59Bunny.
19:00It's good to hear your voice, Buona.
19:02Did you get my message about your dad?
19:04Yeah, I've seen him.
19:06Is he okay?
19:07He's great.
19:08What about you and Junior?
19:10Where are ya?
19:11Buona.
19:12Why don't you come home?
19:14I've gone fucking mad.
19:15It's the big one tomorrow, Jeffrey.
19:16And I need to get my head in the game.
19:17So give me some names.
19:18Bunny.
19:19Mate.
19:20I don't have any leads in Barney.
19:22What are you talking about?
19:23You've gone too far, Buona.
19:24Listen, you fucking...
19:25Hey!
19:26Hey!
19:27How have the police called again?
19:32Please?
19:33No.
19:34Don't lie to me, Jeffrey.
19:35They're fucking everywhere.
19:36Bunny.
19:37Please.
19:38I want you to come home, mate.
19:39Now.
19:40Why?
19:41Because you're my friend.
19:43And I love ya.
19:44They're there, aren't they?
19:46They're listening in.
19:47Fuck you!
19:48Did they hear that?
19:51Jeffrey!
19:52Listen.
19:53I know you're hurting, my friend.
19:55She was a good woman.
19:57Fuck you!
20:00You fuck you!
20:02You!
20:10Right then, buddy, my boy.
20:12Time for a little old-fashioned cold calling.
20:14What did Jeffrey say?
20:15He wants her to go home.
20:17When?
20:18Right now.
20:19Are we going?
20:20Holy fuck.
20:21That place is calling the police.
20:23Is that what Jeffrey said?
20:24No.
20:25But he's lying.
20:26How do you know?
20:27Look at this.
20:28He told me he loved me.
20:35Oh, Dad.
20:36Ah!
20:37Can I help you, Dad?
20:38I said that, guys.
20:39No.
20:40No.
20:41I said the man's...
20:42I said no.
20:43I said no, man.
20:44Don't leave your hands there.
20:45I said no, man.
20:46I said no, man.
20:47And which...
20:48I said no, man.
20:49D-D-D-D-D.
20:50Clean that!
20:51Fuck off!
20:52Fuck off!
20:53Fuck off!
20:54Fuck off!
20:55I said it, the fuck off!
20:56Fuck you!
20:57What about the goo?!
20:58Hey!
21:00What about you?!
21:01Fuck!
21:02Fuck you!
21:04Fuck.
21:14Fuck!
21:16I'm Bunny Munro.
21:18Prevera of the finest in beauty products.
21:20I have rich, hydrating, age-targeting lotions
21:23that soften the skin and exfoliate surface soles
21:25for a richer, smoother look.
21:27The skin is awakened to its fullest potential.
21:30I'm Bunny Munro.
21:32I sell beauty products strictly by fucking appointment!
21:40I'm Bunny Munro.
21:41Will you fuck me?
21:43Will you fuck me?
21:45Will somebody please fuck me?!
22:02Do you wanna breathe out?
22:17Oh.
22:19Let me.
22:21Dad, I've been talking with Mummy.
22:45What?
22:47I think she's been looking out for me.
22:51Right.
22:54What?
22:55I told her to go when she did.
22:5863.
23:01I really want to go home now.
23:05Please.
23:0759.
23:09Please, Daddy.
23:12Bingo.
23:19Please, Daddy.
23:21I know he's been watching.
23:22Come on.
23:27Let's go.
23:34Come on.
23:36Come on.
23:37Come on.
23:40Come on.
23:41We're not friends.
23:42How do I look?
23:53Good.
23:59I've got a good feeling about this one.
24:03Dad!
24:04You forgot your case!
24:12Mm-hm.
24:17I don't know.
25:17My baby, look at you.
25:47I've got a confession to me.
26:00I don't have any money.
26:05I'm sorry.
26:12I'm sorry.
26:16I'm sorry.
26:22I'm sorry.
26:29Oh, wait, give me the...
26:44Let me take time.
26:47We don't want to burn the whole house down, do we?
26:55Yeah.
26:58Oh.
27:11Oh.
27:19Oh.
27:29Oh.
27:30Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:32Oh.
27:33Oh.
27:34Oh.
27:35Oh.
27:36Oh.
27:37Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:47Oh, no, fuck.
27:50Fuck.
27:51Oh, fuck.
27:52Oh, come on.
27:53Oh, come on.
27:54Fuck.
27:55Come on.
27:56Oh, fuck.
27:57Oh, fuck.
27:59Oh, please.
28:01Oh, God. Fuck.
28:05Come on!
28:08Fuck!
28:31Gold and silver is the autumn, soft and tender are her skies.
28:47Yes and no are the answers written in my true love's eyes.
29:07Hello, stranger.
29:13Mommy.
29:17I'm sorry I lost the encyclopedia.
29:23I did really love it.
29:26I know.
29:28Are you sad?
29:30No, love.
29:33All I wanted was the look on your face when I gave it to you.
29:39Remember when we found out why an octopus's balls were?
29:43And where are they?
29:44Where are they?
29:46In his head.
29:53It's a weird and wonderful world, all right.
29:56Is it?
29:59I promise you it is.
30:00I'm sorry.
30:01I wasn't strong enough.
30:03But you are.
30:04You're the strong one.
30:05You know that now, don't you?
30:06Sweetheart.
30:07Your dad can't help you.
30:08He's truly lost.
30:09I know.
30:10It's really sad, isn't it?
30:11It is.
30:12But listen.
30:13I need to tell you something really important.
30:14Yeah?
30:15I know.
30:16It's really sad, isn't it?
30:17It is.
30:18But listen.
30:19I need to tell you something really important.
30:20Yeah?
30:21No matter what happens, I need you to persevere.
30:22I need you to persevere.
30:23I know.
30:24I need you to persevere.
30:26Do you understand what I'm saying?
30:27Yeah.
30:28Do you understand what I'm saying?
30:29Yeah.
30:30I know.
30:31I know.
30:32It's really sad, isn't it?
30:34It is.
30:35Yeah.
30:36I know.
30:37I know.
30:38It's really sad, isn't it?
30:43It is.
30:45But listen.
30:47I need to tell you something really important.
30:49Yeah.
30:51Do you understand what I'm saying?
30:53Yeah.
30:56Something bad is gonna happen.
30:58We won't need to be strong.
31:03You're pretty cool, you know that?
31:20Yeah.
31:50I don't know.
32:20I don't know.
32:25I felt like I'd been driving.
32:32I was in need.
32:36And I could not even imagine what was coming down the line.
32:44I heard a voice coming out of the sky.
32:54I know you gotta love one another or die.
32:58I heard a voice coming down the line.
33:12I heard a voice coming down the line.
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