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00:00You can call me all the time, man.
00:02It's my fault. You can't control me.
00:04Okay?
00:05What? Did you forget about it?
00:30Oh!
00:38Mommy, Mommy!
00:39Sorry, were you waiting for the shower?
01:02Mm-mm.
01:09How long have you been laying there?
01:12Oh, you know me.
01:15Not long enough.
01:18Mm.
01:23What time are they coming over for dinner?
01:25Uh, well, we have time.
01:30I'm a day behind on showering.
01:33Mm.
01:35You don't care.
01:37I don't care.
01:39Do I have to put makeup on for dinner?
01:49Uh, no, you don't have to.
01:52Are you getting on with my favorite?
01:56The green thing.
01:58Mm-hmm.
02:00I don't know.
02:01I kind of wanted to wear sweats.
02:07It's dinner with my boss.
02:10So...
02:11I mean, the whole point is to lock in the promotion for the new division.
02:23Do you not want to eat with us?
02:24It would be a little weird that you're just sitting up here, but I can tell them you weren't feeling well.
02:39So you'll let me miss the dinner, but I can't be seen.
02:44What?
02:45No, that's not what I'm saying.
02:46And why do I have to impress your boss anyway?
02:47Why does it matter who you're dating?
02:49Maya, come on.
02:50We're not just dating.
02:55And I thought we already talked about this.
02:57You know this is Aisha.
02:58She's cool, but she does expect a certain level of professionalism.
03:00Gio, I know why it's important for you.
03:02I'm just asking why it matters so much that I'm there.
03:06It's fine.
03:07You don't have to do it.
03:10You said you wanted to, so I just thought that meant you wanted to.
03:12Maya, what the fuck?
03:16Seriously, what the fuck?
03:19Gio, I didn't...
03:27They're early.
03:28If you do come down, don't ruin this for me.
03:31You know me, I don't do it, but I didn't.
03:32I import these mangoes straight from Thailand.
03:33Did you?
03:34Yeah.
03:52What the fuck?
03:54I like everything about you.
03:59Maya!
04:02This is my boss, Aisha, and her husband, Santiago.
04:05Hi, it's wonderful to meet you.
04:07Hi.
04:08Sir, our hands are full.
04:09We decided to get started.
04:10Uh, Gio, give us the tour.
04:12The house is beautiful.
04:14He said that, uh, the decorating is all you.
04:19Oh.
04:20That's not true.
04:22I think that painting over there is his.
04:25You got one.
04:26You know.
04:29Hi.
04:31Hi.
04:32Uh, thanks for having us.
04:34I'm gonna get a plate.
04:35He said he was on his way.
04:46They're always on their way.
04:48I really wanted y'all to meet him.
04:52He's...
04:53He's...
04:57Y'all go ahead.
05:00I'm gonna wait for him.
05:06Maybe next time.
05:07I mean, their faces.
05:10Jaws dropped, okay?
05:11Oh, yeah, I see it.
05:12Dropped.
05:13Yep.
05:14I mean, it was clear they did not know I was in charge.
05:17Oh.
05:18They're embarrassed, but...
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20You can bet they will never make that mistake again.
05:21Oh, yeah, that would be the end for them.
05:23To do it again?
05:24Mm-mm.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Well, some people have to learn a lesson twice.
05:27Truth.
05:34So, what do you do, Maya?
05:36Mm-hmm.
05:37I'm...
05:38She's a healer.
05:39Oh.
05:40I'm a counselor to survivors of violence.
05:42Mm-hmm.
05:43Hate violence and intimate partner violence.
05:46That's incredible.
05:48I bet it's a heavy load sometimes.
05:51Yeah.
05:52It's hard sometimes.
05:56So, what's y'all's story?
05:59How'd you meet?
06:01We met at my old job back in Oakland.
06:03I didn't know you lived in the Bay.
06:05Mm-hmm.
06:06Maya used to live in Oakland.
06:07Really?
06:08Mm-hmm.
06:09How long ago did you move?
06:10About five years ago.
06:12Oh.
06:13But I need this story.
06:15How did it happen?
06:20Um...
06:23I was doing deliveries back then.
06:25It was back when I was young and stupid.
06:31He means he begged me for my number four months.
06:35Four months.
06:36Four months until I finally gave it to him.
06:39Mm-hmm.
06:40I think it was weeks, but...
06:42It was months.
06:44And let me be clear.
06:45He begged everyone in the office for my number, too.
06:48But I couldn't resist the charm.
06:53Mm-hmm.
06:56That smile.
06:57Let me show you something.
07:02Hey, girl.
07:03What do you mean?
07:04What do you mean?
07:05Well, it just feels like...
07:06I told you I didn't want something casual.
07:10Like, I want...
07:11Like, I want...
07:12Like...
07:13I mean, you can call me anytime you want.
07:14And I'll be there for you.
07:15No, it's not...
07:16No, it's not...
07:17...true.
07:18No, it's not...
07:19True.
07:23True.
07:24It's not true.
07:25I told you I didn't want something casual.
07:31Like, I want, like...
07:34I mean, you can call me any time you want.
07:37And I'll be there for you.
07:42Well, that's not true.
07:48We're here now, though.
07:55What are you doing?
08:25No one's ever made me feel like this.
08:40That's all for you.
08:43Yeah, I noticed that.
08:44Did you ever drink, Maya?
08:47I, uh, just lost the taste for it.
08:50I feel like it wasn't worth it anymore.
08:52I can use some of that discipline.
08:55Do you mind if I ask more about you and Santiago?
09:01Oh, here she goes.
09:03Sorry.
09:04We can talk about something else.
09:06I don't mean to be rude.
09:09Yeah, that's fine.
09:10What do you want to know?
09:12You just seem really happy,
09:15and I love hearing how couples make it work.
09:18Well, I hate to miss this,
09:20but, uh, I gotta use the restroom.
09:22That's all to the right.
09:25What makes you so curious about us?
09:36I guess
09:37I'm interested in how people care for each other.
09:41Well, I do feel very taken care of.
09:50No man has ever treated me as well as Santiago.
09:53I had to teach him a few things.
09:58But he's done the work.
10:01And I've never had any doubt about him.
10:03I don't feel like I'm asking too much, you know?
10:09It's just thoughtful and consistent.
10:12And I think he'll make a great father.
10:19We haven't really been sharing this yet,
10:21but we are having a baby.
10:24Oh my goodness.
10:25Congratulations.
10:26That's why I was asking you about not drinking.
10:29I thought, maybe you were pregnant too?
10:32I...
10:33Did you not know?
10:39I'm trans.
10:41We're both trans.
10:43Oh.
10:44Oh, I am so sorry.
10:46I didn't...
10:46Well, I mean, I know that Gio is.
10:48I just didn't even, um...
10:50I'm sorry.
10:52I didn't even think about it.
10:54It's okay.
10:55It's kind of funny, actually.
10:58Anyway.
10:59Congratulations.
11:01Y'all are gonna be great parents.
11:04Hold on.
11:06So you lived in Oakland when we lived in Oakland?
11:10Yeah.
11:11I did.
11:19And you never even said sorry.
11:21Do me a favor.
11:22If you ever see me again,
11:23promise me you'll act like you don't know me.
11:28Okay?
11:31Okay.
11:34Maya.
11:36Do you want to come with us?
11:39What?
11:42We're showing you each of the balcony.
11:49No.
11:49Y'all go ahead.
11:51I'm gonna clean up.
11:53Do you let Santiago know?
11:58Yeah.
12:01What the fuck?
12:02I'm gonna leave!
12:04What are you gonna fucking leave me?
12:05Why don't you fucking leave me?
12:06You need help with anything?
12:33Mm-mm.
12:36Are you sure I can't help with anything?
12:46Yeah, I got it.
12:48They're looking at some art in the back if you want to see it.
12:55No, it's fine.
13:00I got it.
13:01It was me, so...
13:03No, I was distracting you.
13:06Wait.
13:07Let me help.
13:11Um...
13:14I wanted to tell you, uh...
13:19Over the past few years, I just, uh...
13:24I just want to say that I'm...
13:31No.
13:35Thank you for asking about us.
13:48Thank you for asking about us.
13:58Bye.
13:59Bye.
14:00Bye.
14:01Bye.
14:02I like everything about you.
14:14I like everything about you.
14:30Are you having fun?
14:31Come on, I want to see you.
14:32I really want each other to meet you.
14:34I just want to feel you.
14:35I mean, you can call me.
14:36No, I don't mean you.
14:37It's my fault that you can't control me.
14:39No, nothing.
14:40Okay?
14:41Did you forget about it?
14:44I'm sorry, I'm afraid I should have checked in with you.
15:09You don't have to apologize.
15:12Yes, I do.
15:14I hurt you, and I'm so sorry, and there's something I got to tell you.
15:27I hope the world treats you.
15:28I hope the world treats you.
15:32I hope the world treats you kind.
15:45I hope the world treats you kind.
15:58I hope the world treats you kind.
15:59I hope the world treats you kind.
16:11I hope the world treats you kind.
16:12I hope the world treats you kind.
16:24I hope the world treats you kind.
16:25I hope the world treats you kind.
16:26I hope the world treats you kind.
16:31I hope the world treats you kind.
16:32I hope the world treats you kind.
16:33I hope the world treats you kind.
16:34I hope the world treats you kind.
16:35I hope the world treats you kind.
16:36I hope the world treats you kind.
16:37I hope the world treats you kind.
16:38I hope the world treats you kind.
16:39I hope the world treats you kind.
16:40I hope the world treats you kind.
16:51I hope the world treats you kind.
16:54I hope the world treats you kind.
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