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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:11Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand plus interest.
00:00:20Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:24Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay. Really?
00:00:31A very powerful man who wants to meet you. Give him a night you won't forget,
00:00:39and your death will be settled. I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:44Stop it! What are you doing? Stop! Mom? Mom? Okay, fine. Fine, I'll do it.
00:00:58Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I'll do it. Listen.
00:01:06Tonight, 9 p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:13You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:16You don't even think about backing out. Are you and your mama?
00:01:22Fun for her.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens,
00:01:37we're coming for you. We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut.
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:02You're welcome.
00:02:07That big shot coming through?
00:02:37Who's that?
00:02:47You.
00:02:48Go around back.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:00Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:03:04The White House isn't safe.
00:03:07Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service.
00:03:34Let me talk to you.
00:03:37Get out.
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:46It's a new drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:50And a fruit serum.
00:03:53You won't be able to resist.
00:03:56I can try.
00:03:57I know not can be afraid.
00:04:05I can't do this I have to save you.
00:04:10I can't do this.
00:04:11I can't do this.
00:04:15See you.
00:04:19You don't even think about backing out, what are you and your mama done for?
00:04:35Where is he?
00:04:41Who's there?
00:04:42Anyway!
00:04:47Um, I'm so sorry, I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:55Are you okay?
00:05:01Please, don't go.
00:05:05Help me.
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:40Don't go.
00:05:41Who is he?
00:05:49Where the hell are you?
00:05:52Uh, I'm on my way.
00:06:06Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken.
00:06:09Here's our menu.
00:06:09What can I get for you today?
00:06:11What can I get for you today?
00:06:17Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:20We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:22We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:28Go.
00:06:29Sir, are you okay?
00:06:30Are you heading?
00:06:30I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:06:31Go, go, go.
00:06:32Stay down, head down, head down.
00:06:39Stop, stop here.
00:06:40Go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:41Ow, ow, ow.
00:06:42Quick, get down!
00:06:44Sir, behind the car, behind the car!
00:06:58What the...
00:06:58What happened?
00:07:08Help me.
00:07:10Why is he here?
00:07:12Oh my God, are you okay?
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:13Oh my God, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:42If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic.
00:07:44I can't.
00:07:45Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:47Okay.
00:08:02You're pretty good at that.
00:08:03I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:08:07It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:13So, your name's Claire?
00:08:15Huh?
00:08:15I want to know your name.
00:08:17Oh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:21Claire.
00:08:24And William.
00:08:24It's nice to meet you.
00:08:33These Russian mercenaries, nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:39If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:48Yes, sir.
00:08:51One more thing.
00:08:53The girl.
00:08:54The one who saved me.
00:08:56Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:58Sir, you've never been interested.
00:09:01Any woman and your arm.
00:09:02I mean...
00:09:03Mike, just bring her to me.
00:09:05Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:12Have a seat.
00:09:17I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:22Twice.
00:09:26If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:35Will you marry me?
00:09:43Marry you?
00:09:47Marry you?
00:09:49If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:53Yeah, I mean...
00:09:54I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:57And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:58Would you?
00:10:01Please do me this favor.
00:10:02You don't know who I am?
00:10:06Should I?
00:10:08She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:16Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:23Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:25No.
00:10:25Uh, yeah, they're wrong.
00:10:28I'm just...
00:10:29His double.
00:10:31Uh, his double?
00:10:33Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:35Oh, so...
00:10:37Like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:40Exactly.
00:10:44Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:47I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:48Well, due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:51we can't have a wedding.
00:10:55You okay with that?
00:10:58I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:10:59Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:10Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:13I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:15I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:17Make yourself at home.
00:11:19All right.
00:11:19Well, um...
00:11:22I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:23Uh, thanks.
00:11:26I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage,
00:11:32or my...
00:11:33wife.
00:11:36I need to keep her safe.
00:11:40But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:45You can turn this thing on.
00:11:48Oh, my God!
00:11:49Oh, my God!
00:11:51Ah!
00:11:52You okay in there?
00:11:56Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:59You sure?
00:12:00Uh...
00:12:01Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:05Oh, actually...
00:12:07I twisted my equal,
00:12:09and I'm, um...
00:12:10I'm naked.
00:12:11Oh, uh...
00:12:12Oh, no.
00:12:14Um, I'll...
00:12:15I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:53I'll be right back.
00:13:05Oh, um, it's okay. My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:23Uh, what is that?
00:13:25I'm sorry. It's just your shoulder. It's burnt.
00:13:32Uh, you know what? Actually, I can do that.
00:13:36Thanks.
00:13:37Get some rest.
00:13:39Yeah, good night.
00:13:41Good night.
00:13:41You imbecile!
00:13:51That woman, she left me sitting there all night, alone.
00:13:58That's your fault.
00:13:59I should kill you.
00:14:01I'm serious, sir. Please calm down.
00:14:04I can explain.
00:14:06Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:07Where?
00:14:08Don't worry, sir. I'll get here for you.
00:14:12Your life will be there.
00:14:14He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:21Ready?
00:14:22Ready?
00:14:29What?
00:14:29You...
00:14:30You're stupid.
00:14:32Oh, dear.
00:14:33I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:37What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money.
00:14:40You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:42Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:43I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:14:46So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:50You're your husband.
00:14:52Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:54Get my helicopter ready to play the SWAT team, now.
00:15:13Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:24Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:27The SWAT team's 5-0.
00:15:30Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:32What?
00:15:33You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:40All right, boys.
00:15:42Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:46Stay away from me.
00:15:49Poor girl.
00:15:50No one will find you here.
00:15:54And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:15:58I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:12And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:18No!
00:16:19Stop!
00:16:20Please let me go!
00:16:22Follow me.
00:16:22No, no, please, please!
00:16:42You're so dead.
00:16:48I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:50You actually came after me.
00:16:51Of course I came.
00:16:53Her husband.
00:16:57Boss.
00:16:59Isn't that the president?
00:17:01The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:04You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:06She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:08The CEO of the Ivanov group.
00:17:10You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:14You mean this clown?
00:17:15Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:24You idiot.
00:17:26You didn't check her background?
00:17:28We're all going to die here today.
00:17:30That's me.
00:17:30That's him.
00:17:32Zach Niss!
00:17:34I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:37Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:40Shoot him!
00:17:40I'm sorry.
00:17:58We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:02Taste your own medicine.
00:18:04No, no, no!
00:18:05Right, no!
00:18:05Right, no!
00:18:07You can't do this.
00:18:08Who are you?
00:18:10No!
00:18:10No!
00:18:11No!
00:18:11No!
00:18:12No!
00:18:12Freeze!
00:18:12No!
00:18:13Don't do this!
00:18:13No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:16Get out of here!
00:18:17No!
00:18:26Don't look back.
00:18:27Put your eyes on me.
00:18:47Did that scare you?
00:18:51Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:18:57Let's go.
00:19:10Right, sir. The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:13Politicians, Foreign Ambassadors, Subway July will all be in attendance.
00:19:16Thank you, Mike.
00:19:17And, um, don't forget, sir, you'll need a plus one.
00:19:22Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:27Come in.
00:19:33Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:37Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:45Is there anything else?
00:19:46Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:53That's very nice of you.
00:19:56But I already have someone in mind.
00:19:57Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:03I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:10How's that possible?
00:20:11The president has always been single.
00:20:13Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:23Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:26Let's book her for the party.
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:29Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:48Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:49Where?
00:20:50The White House Banquet.
00:20:52Oh, the White House.
00:20:53Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:56Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:01My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:04He didn't get an invite.
00:21:06You think you're getting in?
00:21:07No, I was just saying.
00:21:09With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:16Here's your chicken.
00:21:19Who's that?
00:21:20Miss Jones?
00:21:24Yes?
00:21:25Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:27No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:21:29I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:31I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:40Me?
00:21:41Yes, you. Here.
00:21:43Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:47Okay?
00:21:48Uh-huh.
00:21:49I'm going.
00:21:50What is going on?
00:21:54Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:21Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:25Huh?
00:22:26The president likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:32And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:39But this is, like, a White House event, and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:44I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:47You're going.
00:22:51You're going.
00:22:51I don't care how much they're offering.
00:22:59I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:13We're booked solid.
00:23:14Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:15I don't care.
00:23:16I don't care.
00:23:17I don't care.
00:23:17I don't care.
00:23:18I don't care.
00:23:19You're going.
00:23:19else. What? The first lady? Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This is such an honor. Hi, um, I was
00:23:42hoping to get a hairstyle for an event. Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:55Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing. But we have to cancel all those important
00:23:59clients. Who cares about that? We're getting ready to serve the first lady, Miss Claire
00:24:05Jones. Come on, let's go. Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:19Why embarrass yourselves? This salon is owned by fashion icon M. We only serve important
00:24:25people here. Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:24:28I can't go to the party looking like this. I'll embarrass William. Oh my god. You must
00:24:42be Claire. Uh, sorry, and you are? Uh, fashion icon M. Duh. He's the most inexpensive and in-demand
00:24:50stylist in the world. He only works with celebs. Honey, please allow me to take care of you
00:24:56for the event. Wait, why would you want to be my stylist? This is an opportunity I would
00:25:01never pass up. Come on, sweetheart. My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:08How is that even possible? Ow! You idiot! I am so sorry. No.
00:25:30No. We are going to find you the most stunning dress here. Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:35Thank your husband. He's the one who called us.
00:25:41Oh, William. Hi.
00:25:43Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel. I mean, M seems really, really expensive,
00:25:49and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to. Um...
00:25:52Don't worry about the cost. Your husband is...
00:25:55I won a raffle. At work. This is all free.
00:25:59Oh. Yes. Yes. It's our anniversary special. I forgot.
00:26:10This... This is perfect.
00:26:14But you will need a necklace.
00:26:17I don't... I don't have a necklace. Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:26:20How about this?
00:26:26How about this?
00:26:28My God, I... I know this necklace. It's...
00:26:35Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:40We consider them cultural treasures. One is in our national museum.
00:26:47The other, we give to our queen. And this one, we give to you.
00:26:56It's gorgeous.
00:26:58Wait. William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:01We can't afford this. It's fake. Don't worry about it.
00:27:16Hello? Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:21Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:25What?
00:27:31What's wrong?
00:27:41No, I'm fine.
00:27:47What happened? You're upset.
00:27:54William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:27:59Can you tell me why?
00:28:01Yeah, my mom's condition got worse and I can't afford for her care. And the doctor said that
00:28:11she only has a few more days left to live. And I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19Yeah, and I'm really sorry. I really didn't want to cancel on you and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:23I'm not angry. I'm not angry. I'm upset. Why didn't you tell me? And why did you try and
00:28:32handle it on your own? Did you forget we're married? I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:38You don't ever have to apologize to me. I will get this sorted. Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:49I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient. And money's no object.
00:28:54Why didn't you tell Miss Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:05I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:12Mrs. Jones?
00:29:16No way.
00:29:18Is that really the president?
00:29:31Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:34Who's he visiting?
00:29:36Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:39Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:45Okay, mom. I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:48I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:58What?
00:29:59Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:00No, Mr. President.
00:30:02Miss Jones.
00:30:04I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:07I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:11The president? You married President Walton?
00:30:14No, he's not actually.
00:30:16Yes, ma'am.
00:30:18I'm the president.
00:30:23That's wonderful.
00:30:24Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:37It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:40Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:41And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:45Oh, my God. Are you President Walton?
00:30:55You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:30:57How come you didn't?
00:30:59Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:05Or him.
00:31:06Those greedy pharmaceutical companies, monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:15Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:16Hey.
00:31:27Hey.
00:31:27Hey, William.
00:31:28You won't believe what happened.
00:31:29Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:33And now everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:35Wait, listen.
00:31:36Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:38You're a lifesaver.
00:31:39You saved their lives.
00:31:41Really?
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:42I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:48He's all right?
00:31:49All right.
00:31:49Well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:51I'll see you then.
00:31:55I have another meeting.
00:31:56Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jonas for me?
00:31:59Yes, sir.
00:32:05Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:07Oh, no problem.
00:32:08Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:11I promise.
00:32:14Whoa.
00:32:15Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:18Ms. Jonas, hi.
00:32:20Could you please come with us?
00:32:21We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:24That's so nice.
00:32:31Oh my god.
00:32:38Mr. President, I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:52I'm not looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:56So am I.
00:33:01Excuse us.
00:33:05Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:07I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:12I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:15How many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:17I can't wait to meet her.
00:33:36It's a good job tonight.
00:33:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:39Claire is on the way.
00:33:40Yep.
00:34:10Thank you, Mr. President.
00:34:18That's Austin's date.
00:34:41She's gorgeous.
00:34:41We look perfect together.
00:34:48You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:52Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:54Wait here, I'll get her some drinks.
00:35:02Pretty girl.
00:35:03All alone, I am Alexi.
00:35:08Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:15You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:18I'm so sorry, President Walton.
00:35:19I did not know she was with you.
00:35:21I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:25Yes, of course.
00:35:27Thanks.
00:35:28Thanks.
00:35:29I wish you a nice night with our President.
00:35:35I wish you a nice night with our President.
00:35:42So, this is your date?
00:35:49This is your date?
00:35:50She has a name.
00:35:52Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:55Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:35:59Meet you both.
00:36:00You as well.
00:36:01You don't know any of these people.
00:36:04I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:06Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:12Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:17And Ms. Moreau.
00:36:19Enchanté.
00:36:20I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:23We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:25Merci.
00:36:26I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:29C'est magnifique.
00:36:30When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:35I would love that.
00:36:37President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:40Souvenement.
00:36:45How did you?
00:36:47Mr. Dubois.
00:36:49Mr. Dubois.
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:53Ms. Moreau?
00:36:56Ms. Moreau?
00:36:58You're just full of surprises.
00:37:00I'm not gonna let you down.
00:37:02I'm gonna check the time of the Taylor Swift performance
00:37:06because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:08I am so excited.
00:37:23Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:26Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:28Please?
00:37:29Yeah, of course.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:37Hey, are you okay?
00:37:38What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:41I'm sorry, what?
00:37:42Don't play dumb.
00:37:44You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:37:46It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:49Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:52You're mistaken.
00:37:53Mistaken?
00:37:54This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:59And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:03It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:07Claire?
00:38:10Fake?
00:38:11You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:13Take it off.
00:38:14What are you doing?
00:38:16You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:18Take it off.
00:38:19We're up now.
00:38:24No!
00:38:29Fuck!
00:38:36Claire!
00:38:37No, no, no!
00:38:38It wasn't me!
00:38:39She's a hero!
00:38:40Go with your help now!
00:38:41Oh!
00:38:45Shit!
00:38:46Get medical here ASAP.
00:38:47You only can help now!
00:38:48Oh!
00:38:51Shit!
00:38:52Get medical here ASAP.
00:38:54Shit! Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:24You okay?
00:39:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:33You sure?
00:39:34Mm-hmm.
00:39:35Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me.
00:39:37Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:44Mr. President, please, you have to just-
00:39:46Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:48You crossed the line tonight. Your political career is over.
00:39:53No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:59I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:02You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:14What happened?
00:40:16Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:40:20Did it hurt?
00:40:26Don't.
00:40:28I'm so close.
00:40:29Why?
00:40:30I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:47You're soaked.
00:40:49Maybe go and have a shower.
00:40:54I, um...
00:40:56I can't, uh...
00:40:58Get out of this by myself.
00:41:03Could you, um...
00:41:05Help me?
00:41:06I'll be quick.
00:41:07I'll be quick.
00:41:12Uh...
00:41:13William?
00:41:14Uh...
00:41:15William?
00:41:16No.
00:41:18I can't.
00:41:19I can't.
00:41:20I can't.
00:41:21I can't.
00:41:22I can't.
00:41:23I can't.
00:41:24I can't.
00:41:26I can't.
00:41:27I can't.
00:41:28Uh...
00:41:29William?
00:41:30Where did you get all of that money?
00:41:31Come here.
00:41:32Sit down.
00:41:37uh William where did you get all of that money come here sit down because I went to the party
00:41:49on behalf of the president he gave me a bonus oh that's such a nice boss and I plan on using this
00:41:57money to help you open your own shop oh William I can't that's that's way too much money and
00:42:05plus you got it like risking your life so no I I can't accept it look it's it's not a gift
00:42:10it's an investment you make a profit I get a share I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop
00:42:19wait you really think I can do it absolutely
00:42:23the president also heard that your necklace broke so he got us these rings
00:42:33I won't let anyone question your place again will you thank the president for me
00:42:48wait a minute there's one more thing it's important yes sir today is the grand opening
00:43:02in Claire's chicken shop keep me updated on how it's going yes sir
00:43:07hello welcome to our grand opening new owner huh well no wonder you don't know about the rules
00:43:26hey what are you doing you can't do that here listen bitch this street is mine you want to make money
00:43:38you cut me in
00:43:40delay the meeting in five minutes please sir
00:43:50officer smith
00:43:56thought you had the street under surveillance
00:43:58don't worry sir we have it all under control
00:44:01leave or I'm gonna call the police
00:44:05call them you think I'm scared of those boys
00:44:09so you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker
00:44:13tough guy
00:44:16we're not gonna do anything
00:44:18what are you gonna tell
00:44:20what were you saying
00:44:26no no no no no no no no please
00:44:33you have no idea who she is
00:44:38please no
00:44:39we know what to do now right
00:44:41spread the word to everyone this place is under our protection
00:44:49nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop
00:44:51Thanks?
00:45:00Congratulations.
00:45:04To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:10Hold that thought.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:45:18It's a small deal. You can handle it yourself.
00:45:21Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:30We made $200 today.
00:45:33That much? On the first day?
00:45:36You're amazing.
00:45:39Look, don't worry. I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:43So that you can, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:50Thank you, Claire.
00:45:53I appreciate it.
00:45:59I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:02Really?
00:46:03Oh, yeah. I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:11I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:16Come on!
00:46:17Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:28Holy crap. Are you the president?
00:46:34Yeah, I am.
00:46:36Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:38You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:40Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:43Shit, man.
00:46:46Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:48Mom, what do you want?
00:46:50Mom, what do you want?
00:46:51Mom, what do you want?
00:46:57Please.
00:47:04This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:06His name was Ferdy.
00:47:08This one?
00:47:10Are you sure?
00:47:12Mm-hmm.
00:47:17All done?
00:47:19So cute.
00:47:23Hey, wait!
00:47:26Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:28Uh...
00:47:29Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:33No problem.
00:47:35Mom!
00:47:37Dad, get off!
00:47:39Did you see that?
00:47:40That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:42It was a very clever idea.
00:47:46Oh my god, we mean so much!
00:47:59What did that kiss mean?
00:48:13What did that kiss mean?
00:48:17What did that kiss mean?
00:48:20Uh...
00:48:21It...
00:48:23It's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly and our lips just happened to like...
00:48:29brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:32No.
00:48:34I see.
00:48:49Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:52I finished work early.
00:48:54Oh, I see.
00:48:56This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:05Now we want no trouble seeing.
00:49:09What?
00:49:10No excuses today, right?
00:49:14Old Ranger.
00:49:20Only for you.
00:49:21Only for you.
00:49:24Cause' only for you.
00:49:26Is only...
00:49:27No excuses today right?
00:49:31How did you do that?
00:49:33Magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:35What? No, come on, tell me.
00:49:50Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:53I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:04Mr. President?
00:50:05We've got the leak.
00:50:12So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:19Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:23Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:27Hello, Claire's fried chicken.
00:50:32What has to be one of them?
00:50:33Sir, I'm sorry.
00:50:37You don't have to do this, please.
00:50:40Too late.
00:50:42Mr. President, you don't have to do this.
00:50:46You don't have to do this.
00:50:48William?
00:50:59William?
00:51:08William?
00:51:09William, what's going on?
00:51:10William, why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:16The president, he was, he's, he's, he's trying.
00:51:18Why is he calling you the president?
00:51:21Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:23This is just, just a training exercise with the doubles of, of my colleagues, uh, just to make things look more realistic.
00:51:37Uh, no.
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:39No, it's just practice today.
00:51:41Really?
00:51:41Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double, um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:00Um, I'm the defense minister's double, I do neighborhood security.
00:52:10Oh, God.
00:52:12Wow, you guys really scared me.
00:52:13I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:14Well, thank you so much for, uh, taking care of my husband.
00:52:21I really appreciate it.
00:52:27Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:32I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:34I love fried chicken.
00:52:36And because you're William's coworkers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:42Okay, go.
00:52:44I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:48Oh.
00:52:50Can't forget this.
00:52:56Wait!
00:52:58What now?
00:53:02What now?
00:53:03Can we take a picture?
00:53:10Yeah, come on.
00:53:12Come on, that'll be fun.
00:53:14Everybody say chicken!
00:53:16Chicken!
00:53:22Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:26Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:29Mr. President.
00:53:32Get on your knees now.
00:53:37Thank you for playing along.
00:53:40Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:42Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:44Get him out of here.
00:53:45Let's go.
00:53:50Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:53I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:53:55I trust her now.
00:53:58So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:01I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:13Oh, good.
00:54:14You're back.
00:54:14Would you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:17I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:21Let's see.
00:54:22Let's see.
00:54:26Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:54:34Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:36You're as smart as the president.
00:54:42Would you...
00:54:43Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:50Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:55I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:55:04Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:05No, I don't want you to be the president.
00:55:09Well, actually, I...
00:55:12Actually, I hate the president.
00:55:14You do?
00:55:15Yeah.
00:55:16My, uh...
00:55:18My dad died because of him.
00:55:22He was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:28Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:30Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:35I'll be right back.
00:55:42Thanks.
00:55:44Dad?
00:55:45Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:47I'm out of prison.
00:55:49I miss you.
00:55:50And your mom.
00:55:51A lot.
00:55:52How dare you even mention, Mom, you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:55:58And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:01I've changed.
00:56:04I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:06You're going to meet me tomorrow.
00:56:07Am I sorry about that?
00:56:20Is everything okay?
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22It was just...
00:56:24Spam call.
00:56:25You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:27Yeah, I know.
00:56:29William.
00:56:30I won't drag you into this.
00:56:32Dad, why are we needing care?
00:56:47Leopard.
00:56:49This is my daughter.
00:56:54Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:56:57Dad, seriously?
00:56:58I'm your daughter.
00:56:59How could you do that?
00:57:00I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:03And do what I want.
00:57:06Damn, bitch.
00:57:07I know you.
00:57:09You got my brother killed.
00:57:13We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:15No, it's not good.
00:57:17No, it's not good.
00:57:18No, it's not good.
00:57:23No, it's not good.
00:57:25No, it's not good.
00:57:27No, it's not good.
00:57:29No, it's not good.
00:57:30Call your husband, and tell him to bring me one million, and I'll let you go.
00:57:37No, no, he's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:40Is that so?
00:57:41Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:44Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:48Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:51We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:57:55Let's name it Claire.
00:57:57Good name.
00:57:58I like it. Claire.
00:58:00Keeping America safe.
00:58:03Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:04Sir, we have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:07What is it?
00:58:08It's Miss Jones.
00:58:09She's been kidnapped by the Russian mother holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:14I've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:17Looks like now's the time.
00:58:18Just a little more to it, sir.
00:58:19They want you to go alone in the next hour, or they're going to kill her.
00:58:23I can handle my light up.
00:58:31No, Mr. President.
00:58:33It's too dangerous.
00:58:34The entire country relies on you.
00:58:35Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:36The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:39Yeah, I wouldn't.
00:58:40I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:41My gun.
00:58:53I've made my decision.
00:58:55Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:58:58She's not just any girl.
00:59:02She's my girl.
00:59:03Contact traffic control.
00:59:13Now clear me a path.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20My patience is running thin.
00:59:22Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:27You know what?
00:59:27You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:29Time's up.
00:59:30And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:47Who's this idiot?
00:59:51President?
00:59:52Don't come any closer.
00:59:54Who the hell are you?
00:59:56No, no, no.
00:59:56He's not the president.
00:59:57He's just his double.
01:00:00That makes sense.
01:00:03The real president will come here alone.
01:00:05Search him.
01:00:24William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:25Because you're my family.
01:00:31So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:33You can't be the president.
01:00:35You got me scared there for a moment.
01:00:37It's okay, everyone.
01:00:38He's just a stuntman.
01:00:43And what are you looking at?
01:00:45Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife.
01:00:48Fine by me.
01:00:49I'm going to see you next time.
01:01:19You still want to play?
01:01:21Impossible. You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:25Only the real president could do that.
01:01:27I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:29He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:33He's a killing machine.
01:01:35I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:39We'll leave. I promise.
01:01:43Oh, you.
01:01:45Have you ever messed with my wife again?
01:01:48I will make sure you die in prison.
01:01:54I won't.
01:01:56I promise.
01:02:00William, who are you really?
01:02:12William?
01:02:18Who are you, William?
01:02:20Are you really the president?
01:02:22I'm your husband.
01:02:24If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:26Yeah?
01:02:28And what about you?
01:02:30You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:32The very beginning.
01:02:40William?
01:02:42Who are you, William?
01:02:44Are you really the president?
01:02:46Yes.
01:02:48I am.
01:02:50I am.
01:02:52I am.
01:02:54I am.
01:02:56You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:06What?
01:03:08Did you think that if I knew your true identity, I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:14Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:18What are you even saying?
01:03:22You can't see how much I adore you.
01:03:26You really can't feel it.
01:03:28I don't deserve it.
01:03:30I don't deserve it.
01:03:38Please.
01:03:58What?
01:03:59A delivery to the White House.
01:04:20Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:22Why are they so many reporters?
01:04:28Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:04:38I love you for who you are.
01:04:41And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:50Claire, will you marry me?
01:04:58Claire, will you marry me?
01:05:04No.
01:05:09Because we're already married.
01:05:28America, please welcome your First Lady.
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