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00:00I can't let him find out his roommate is a girl.
00:16Great. Day one, and I'm already the most hated person here.
00:21Gotta switch back to dude mode before anybody comes back.
00:30Thanks to you, first day of college, now I'm already in a cast.
00:39But you did it on purpose, didn't you?
00:42You're the one who grabbed me in the pool?
00:44Look, I'm sorry man, okay?
00:46Why would you freak out if a guy touched you?
00:49What? Are you not securing your masculinity?
00:52And clearly, you're not as fit as you said you are.
00:56So the answer's probably yes.
01:00Look, I've been hitting the gym all summer, man.
01:07I've got serious abs under here.
01:09With your skinny ass?
01:11Seriously, you don't even have any stubble on your face.
01:13You could almost pass for a girl.
01:15What are you talking about?
01:17I'm a real man.
01:19You don't believe me?
01:20I'll prove it.
01:23Dude, stop.
01:25What the hell are you doing? Stop.
01:27What is that?
01:30What the hell is this?
01:32Shit, he stole my menstrual cup.
01:34It's a water cup.
01:37You know, for when you're on the go and you need to keep your vocal cords nice and lubricated.
01:42Give me.
01:43Where'd you even get this?
01:44It's not for sale. It's custom made.
01:46You've been not being weird ever since you got here.
01:53You hiding something?
01:55Hey, hey, hey!
02:01Check this out.
02:04It's a flyer for the band competition.
02:06The winner gets a whole record, dude.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Starts next month.
02:10Finn and I already took the liberty of signing the four of us up as a band.
02:13We're calling ourselves, uh, Soul.
02:16Soul.
02:17Soul!
02:18Yeah, you like it.
02:19I'm on keys.
02:20I'm on electric guitar.
02:21And you, my friend, you're on bass.
02:23The heart of the band.
02:25Wait, the four of us?
02:28And you are a vocally talented friend.
02:30Can be our lead singer.
02:32Come on, the four of us together?
02:34There's no way we lose.
02:35Yeah!
02:41I'm not Charlie.
02:43What?
02:44What do you mean you're not Charlie?
02:47I mean I'm not the same Charlie that I used to be.
02:55You know, now I just want to focus on studying.
02:58Charlie, this competition is a huge deal.
03:00This isn't open to every student, you know.
03:01This is the best of the best only.
03:03But I'm not the real Charlie.
03:04I can't sing and I don't play any instruments.
03:06I've got things to do.
03:08I've got no time for some random contest.
03:10You should just ask someone else.
03:12Uh, well, look.
03:13You don't have to decide right now.
03:15We've got two days.
03:16Hey, we're all going drinking tonight, huh?
03:18First roommate excursion.
03:19You coming?
03:20Oh, my sister needs something.
03:23You guys go ahead.
03:24Okay.
03:25Hey, uh, look.
03:26Don't worry about Brian.
03:27He's just, um, you know.
03:28He's like that.
03:29He's the one actually who wanted to go out tonight.
03:30He wants to, you know, make you feel welcome.
03:31Okay.
03:32Astra, I got the confirmation for the band competition.
03:33Did you sign me up?
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:36I already dropped out.
03:37What?
03:38But this competition is huge.
03:39If I win, I can sign with a record label.
03:40you know, make you feel welcome.
03:44Okay.
03:45Astra, I got the confirmation for the band competition.
03:48Did you sign me up?
03:50No, I already dropped out.
03:52What?
03:53But this competition is huge.
03:56If I win, I can sign with a record label.
03:59The contest is in a month. I'll recover by then.
04:01Charlie, it's hard enough pretending to be you.
04:04I'm an English major.
04:06I don't know how to sing or play anything,
04:08and they want me as the lead singer.
04:11I can't do a whole competition.
04:15Charlie?
04:18I've worked my whole life for this.
04:21For nothing.
04:22Jesus, Jesus, okay, okay, I'll do it.
04:24I'll sign up for the contest.
04:27But you better be back in a month.
04:29I almost got caught covering your ass tonight.
04:38You owe me.
04:39What?
04:40No, no, no, no.
04:41I'm not getting into any more trouble tonight.
04:42Not too bad, bitch.
04:43Throw on some makeup, put on this dress,
04:45and no one can recognize you.
04:47Hey, over here.
05:01Hi.
05:02Lily?
05:03Lily, I've been DMing you for days.
05:05Oh, sorry.
05:06I think my account got hacked or something, so...
05:07Actually, something just came up.
05:08We gotta go.
05:09Yeah, sorry.
05:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:11Why don't we all sit down together?
05:12Hey, Brian.
05:13Check it out.
05:14It's Lily and her cute friend.
05:16I can't let him find out his roommate is a girl.
05:18I hate it when I call myself names.
05:29I fall out with myself every day.
05:34I feel like things are never a chance.
05:38I hate it when I call myself names.
05:41I fall out with myself every day.
05:44I feel like things will never change
05:49You hiding something?
05:57Are you okay?
05:59Does he not recognize me?
06:02I'm Brian.
06:03Uh, Astra.
06:06Have we met before?
06:09No, I don't think so.
06:11Oh, there you are.
06:20Hey, game time.
06:21Game time.
06:21Sit down, please.
06:23Game time.
06:27Game time.
06:29Check this out.
06:30There's one king in this deck,
06:33and the rest are numbers.
06:35Whoever gets the king can tell the other two numbers
06:37that they have to do anything.
06:39And I do mean anything.
06:44Let's do it.
06:46All right.
06:47It's pretty.
06:49I think you'd like it.
06:50What am I, five?
06:53I mean, I do like sweet things.
07:02Hey, you too.
07:04You guys in this or what?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Um, sure.
07:08Sorry.
07:09All right, come on.
07:12Oh, I'm the king, baby.
07:17I decree number three and number four should kiss.
07:23Hey, I see you three and four.
07:27There's no backing out now.
07:29Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
07:36Oh, come on.
07:39That wasn't even on the lips.
07:41Was that okay?
07:42I shouldn't do this, but I don't want it to stop.
07:58Here we go.
07:58Yeah, yeah.
07:59I have to go.
08:03Wait.
08:06Damn it.
08:08You didn't even get her number.
08:09I can't believe you kicked Brian.
08:14Finn has been bugging me all night asking about you.
08:17You should see Brian right now.
08:19He is so pissed off.
08:20But you should be proud, girl.
08:22You got the school heartthrob down bad for you.
08:26What?
08:26No.
08:27That cocky jerk could never care about someone like me.
08:30I'm ready for you.
08:32You make me feel ready for you.
08:54Why do you have that?
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