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00:00I think that you can do some naughty things with me.
00:04It's not naughty boys.
00:08You guys went to Thailand Island? Give me a cheer, guys.
00:13Who wants to go to Thailand? Give me a cheer, guys.
00:17There are so many young people who are sitting there.
00:19We don't want to go.
00:20We are just happy in Mathura Vrindavan.
00:24I've been going to Thailand.
00:26I've also not been with my family.
00:27I've been with my two friends.
00:29My two friends took a flight from Bangalore,
00:31and I took a flight from Delhi.
00:33So, the experience of Bangalore's Bangalore
00:35was different.
00:36There were all decent people,
00:38talking to me and talking to me.
00:41The flight from Delhi is a bad boy.
00:44Before I sit in Delhi,
00:45I felt like I was going on an international trip.
00:50I felt like that.
00:52Then, when I sat on that flight,
00:54I saw only an Indian woman,
00:56there were three or four women,
00:58and the rest of all Indian women.
01:03And such women,
01:04which I've never seen in my life.
01:07They were so happy.
01:11They were so excited.
01:12I felt like the man was looking for us.
01:13They were so happy.
01:14They were so happy.
01:15They were so happy.
01:18They had to show us a human creature.
01:22And Haryana was a huge group there.
01:23They were such a rowdy group.
01:26They were such a rowdy group.
01:27take-off and all of them started a smile
01:29saying,
01:30Go to Baba Ki!
01:35The whole flight went on, brother.
01:37I was surprised, so I felt unsafe
01:39feeling. So I was telling you
01:41anything about it. No matter what it is.
01:43This is an air hostess, right?
01:45This will help me.
01:47Then I saw it on the air hostess.
01:49He fell on his own wings,
01:51scared.
01:53He came out once again,
01:55and he also called me very slowly
01:57in my eyes.
01:59Why are you doing this?
02:03And he said,
02:05why are you running back?
02:07Because there is a button on the top,
02:09and the people have pushed
02:11and pushed him so much.
02:13Look, what's going on?
02:15What's going on?
02:17What's going on?
02:19Come on!
02:21Come on!
02:23Come on!
02:25Come on!
02:27Come on!
02:29Come on!
02:31I feel like the power of the power,
02:33the power of the power of the power,
02:35I will leave it all on the power.
02:37I am going to take all the power of the power of the power.
02:41But when I travel alone,
02:43I am judging myself,
02:45I am judging myself,
02:47I am judging myself,
02:49I am judging myself,
02:51I am a shallow woman.
02:53I am very intellectual,
02:55classy man.
02:57I have also left a book from my hand,
02:59and I am going to study.
03:01Annihilation of caste.
03:03By B.R. Ambedkar.
03:05I am judging myself.
03:07And I am judging myself,
03:09I am judging myself,
03:11I am judging myself.
03:13This is Annihilation of caste.
03:15By B.R. Ambedkar.
03:17He says,
03:19I am judging myself,
03:21I am judging myself,
03:23I am judging myself.
03:25Thailand is a very big country.
03:27There are mountains,
03:29beaches, adventure,
03:30temple,
03:31there are many attractions.
03:32They think Thailand is just a very big red light area.
03:35GB road is a whole Thailand.
03:39We are going to work here.
03:41But,
03:43you have to have to believe Thailand.
03:45Where are we going to take our country?
03:47Do we have to live the country?
03:51We also do things in India,
03:53but we know how we are going to kill ourselves.
03:55But I am going to come to understand it,
03:56all of us are going to kill ourselves.
03:58All of our are going to kill ourselves
04:00to kill ourselves.
04:02These are going to kill ourselves
04:04to kill ourselves.
04:06You can see,
04:07in India,
04:08the same children have come to pass herself.
04:10Their bodies are dead.
04:12But little children,
04:13the same people do the same,
04:16Look at that child's face.
04:19His head was not settled.
04:24That's a joke.
04:28Did I get married or have a membership in Cult Fit?
04:36In India, we get to get kids in the dark.
04:39There's a papad, there's a mirti, ajar, there's a child, there's a jibs.
04:42There's a chidia confused.
04:44What is it?
04:46They put a non-veg in the buffet.
04:51Look at that in Thailand.
04:52In Thailand, a man looks like a goldfish.
04:54It's a medium pressure, medium pressure.
04:57I said, brother, I just bought a goldfish.
05:00I'm a tourist.
05:03I'm going to ask for a job.
05:05What's the medium pressure?
05:07What's the medium pressure?
05:09Take yourself to your face.
05:11I said, brother, I realized that Indian people are very deprived.
05:14I felt like a point after one point.
05:16I was like, how much money I was going to get there.
05:19I was thinking, how much money I was coming to get there.
05:21Take a flight for two minutes.
05:25I'm going to get to eat them.
05:27I'm going to do it.
05:29I'm going to do it.
05:30I was going to enjoy.
05:39I didn't have to use my perfume.
05:41I needed to wear a visa.
05:43you have to do it.
05:44So, it's a problem, bro.
05:46I have to deal with it.
05:47But I encourage everyone,
05:49even if you haven't gone,
05:50what is it?
05:51It's a very big country.
05:52They know their shit.
05:53I mean, you know,
05:54I have to massage on the open beach.
05:56As an Indian woman,
05:57it was big for me.
05:58What?
05:59She had to massage with delicate hands.
06:00And the oils,
06:01she had to massage with rosemary oil,
06:03essential oil.
06:04There is also a massage on Indian beaches.
06:08But in our house,
06:09she had to massage.
06:10There is no rosemary oil, essential oil,
06:13nothing.
06:14Thank you, sir.
06:15And the oil is bigger.
06:16But we've kept the name
06:18as a vibe-kill.
06:20That,
06:21the oil is the oil.
06:25The oil is the oil.
06:26The oil is the oil.
06:28The oil is the oil.
06:29The oil is the oil.
06:31If I have a mind,
06:32I hate this oil.
06:33I hate it.
06:34I hate it.
06:35I hate it.
06:36You don't hate me.
06:37Don't hate it.
06:38Don't cheat me, brother, you don't need to cheat me.
06:42What's up for me?
06:43I felt so liberated there as a woman.
06:45You can imagine that we do this on Indian beaches.
06:47We eat women like this.
06:50As a woman, you feel sensual on the beach.
06:53In India, we look at women like this.
06:55We look like chattori chudail.
06:58What will you eat next?
07:05What will you eat next?
07:09After chate, golguppe, dhousne ke baad bhi.
07:12Didi, didi ek kala khattor chousne.
07:17Then nebu soda pike sab settle kar.
07:20Aisai high level game plan hai haare bhai.
07:23Vahan pe kya masaj kar je usne.
07:25Unki tecniqi idham alaga hai.
07:26Usne merko na pehle toh beach pe aise bithaaya.
07:28Thihi gaya.
07:29Apne na usna mujhe aise pangna.
07:32Ab dekho yeh bhohut difficult position hai.
07:35Main jow bhi gaung ki haste rehna watsh.
07:38Toh usne mujhe aise pakda.
07:39Ab mujhe laga yaa toh yeh meres saath make out kar le.
07:45Is position mein doh hi possibility.
07:47Yaa yeh mujhe stab kar le.
07:49Or dhikho pyaar mujhe uski aankh mein dikha da.
07:53Toh mein toh ho gaih merne ke liye tayyaar hai.
07:56Mainne apne man mein apne beeti ko yad kiya.
07:58Apenne pati ko I love you bola.
08:00Or phir apne ex ka naman kiya.
08:02Or phir apne soocha aise help help bolke tadap tadapke marjao ki haa.
08:08Mera plan ekdem set tha.
08:09But job usne mujhe ghumana shurru kiya na.
08:11Mujhe maze hi ane lagae bhai.
08:13Main flippy ho gai.
08:15Mera aap help help chhodo.
08:16Mera internal dialogue change ho gya agdam.
08:18Ab me apne man mein bol rahe ho.
08:20Who am I?
08:24Who am I?
08:28Who the fuck am I?
08:32Or vyse usne mujhe bil pakda diya.
08:34And I'm like, oh, achcha, achcha.
08:36I am poor.
08:42Aapko bada hai thailand mein weed legal hai?
08:44Haan, aray waa?
08:45Haan, aray waa?
08:47Cafe mein milti hai bhai.
08:48Aap toh shahe todha change ho gya hai.
08:50But jab mein gai thi tab legal thi.
08:51Mujhe dek ke gya lagta hai tum loge ko ki
08:53Mä garty ho ngay smoke up?
08:54Haan haan.
08:56Kuchh zade hini chan kai tu mujhe des minute me.
08:59Menei, menei se karti nahi ho.
09:00Lekin, menei ek bar friends ke saath joint wind bana ya hoa.
09:03But, ah, menei ase dekha hai ki bande bada impress ho jate ha.
09:06Agar koi bandi joint role kar dhe na,
09:08To ye eeg dham aise ho jate ha.
09:09Bhoat sahi yaar, kya eeg dham pro ho gaya ya yaar.
09:11Kya must role kiya yaar.
09:13Bhoat sahi, very impressed.
09:14Oh, mujhe bada tajju ho ta hai.
09:15Menei gaa, mein toh gher mein lachche parathe bana rhi ho.
09:19Tu mujhe do minute or deega,
09:21mein tujhe ajwaiya me role karke dhe dungi bro.
09:24Namak laga ke,
09:26mein chattpata joint bana dungi.
09:29Mujhe pahuka to mili ek bar.
09:33Mein salat bana dungi bhai joint ka.
09:35Toh jab mein vaha gai,
09:40Menei socha ki,
09:41Menei socha ki,
09:42Ki weed toh mein try karun ki Thailand mein ha na.
09:44Kyaunki legal kaam mein saare kar lete ho actually.
09:48Lekin I am a parent also.
09:50Aur jab aap ek parent otho na,
09:51Aap thoda toh dertte ho.
09:52Aap neni chaathe ki,
09:53Aap kisi dousre desh ke law mein jaake bhajj aur,
09:55Waan jel mein sardte ro.
09:56Aur aapka bachche ka laghi mulk mein pal bada raha ha.
09:58Alaghi national anthem chal raha ha.
10:00Toh meinnei thoda research kar liya.
10:02Aur internet pen honne thoda eye wash create kiya hoa hai.
10:04Ki weed is legal,
10:05But only for medicinal purposes.
10:07Chalo maan li tumhari baat.
10:09But then why do you have 4,756
10:13Licensed shops
10:15To sell weed only for medicinal purposes.
10:19Aur chalo maan liya ki hai tumhare desh mein itnei bimaar.
10:23Toh mujhe yeh bata do ki,
10:26Jahaan tumh yeh dawaai bech raha hoa,
10:28Wahaan gitara kiyung baza raha hoa ha?
10:30Tattoo kiyung banvaa raha hoa ha?
10:32Aur tumhahare medical store pe ek hi dawaai kiyung mil raha hai?
10:36Bukhaar ki ek dolo rakhlo.
10:38Koi dast leke yaa,
10:40Usse dhaniya deke bhejh dhoge kya?
10:42Kya boloo ke usko?
10:43Aapko losey losey ho raha hai.
10:44Ab aapko slow slow bhi ho ga ha?
10:46Soch aapko kitna kharab lagega?
10:49Aap kisi medical store pe chale jau.
10:51Aur medical store wal aapko dekhti shuroo jai ki
10:53Welcome to the hotel, California.
10:58Aap thappad ni maar dhoge?
11:00Ki bhai toh dolo de de pahle.
11:02Phr jaaengi tere hotel California.
11:05Mahaan gaihi,
11:06Mahaan gaihi,
11:07Mahaan hai 4 kg aam kharii.
11:08Mahaan gaihi,
11:09Lohg maa masaj kira raha raha hai,
11:10Mahaan aapni beta ke liha aam kharii raha hong.
11:11Aapni budi maa ke liha tel kharii raha hong ha?
11:13Toh,
11:14Kisi nne mujhe bhol dhiya ki aap 2 kg se ziaadha
11:16Plant material bhi nne lie jaa sakte ho it seems.
11:18Aap maanhou ki me hitana ghabraa gai?
11:20Us panic me,
11:21Mahaan ai bangkok ke bharai bazaar me,
11:22Futpaat beside me khadu ho kere 2 kg aam chuuse hai bata hai?
11:28Or unke bade form mangos hoote hai ha hase.
11:30Mahaan aiun ko guma guma ke,
11:31Chousa bana bana ke chuuse hai ha?
11:34Woha haryana valla grup meray saamne se ok gaya hai mujhe.
11:37Dekhte hoi.
11:40Kye ye karne aay thi ya yahao pere?
11:44In our country, Langda, Chausaad, Badami, Banganpalli, Dasheri, Alphanzo, Kimsagar, Tota, Puri,
11:51Saree, Chhodge, Paray Desh, why am I choose to be here?
11:56And I also saw them, saying,
11:58Jai Baba Ki
12:03Okay guys, thank you so much, you have been lovely.
12:14Bravo!
12:16Bravo bodies!
12:19Bikara and Feri
12:23Since I know how I'm coming, it's too late.
12:27I've never fallen in the way.
12:31Tell me why ain't you nothing but a part.
12:35Tell me why ain't you nothing but a mystery.
12:40Number five, I never want to hear you say, I want it that way, cause I want it that way.
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