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00:00Oh my god my glasses fell off! My glasses! My glasses! Jack turn around! Jack turn around!
00:11Yeah apparently!
00:30Oh golly!
00:33Down the hill? No! Oh gosh!
00:39This is how you knock down a papaya.
00:49Two in a row.
00:54Oh no, no, no, no, no.
01:03Sorry, that's alright.
01:05We shouldn't be doing a selfie while we're on the driveway.
01:10We shouldn't be doing a selfie while we're on the driveway.
01:12Focus on the driveway.
01:14Okay, sorry, okay.
01:16No, say hi guys.
01:18I can't do it anymore.
01:20Say it once.
01:21I can't do it anymore.
01:23Let's do it.
01:30About as close to cardio as I'm going to get right here.
01:35Reporting on the snow.
01:48I mean, it's in the streets.
01:52We're just going to be kicking in.
02:01Oh, we're going to see in the Australia.
02:03Oh, did you see that fly?
02:06Oh my gosh.
02:12She was staring.
02:14I'm melting the butter right now.
02:17So today I'm going to be doing like...
02:23Today we're going to be doing a manual.
02:29This is how you ride a bike.
02:33That's not how you ride a bike.
02:35You're rhyming out in her hands.
02:38Oh my God.
02:46Now.
02:48I got it.
02:50Hey, Mila, I got your skirt.
02:53But here's the thing.
02:54I got it.
02:57Oh.
02:59Take your eye out.
03:00It comes with...
03:14What the...
03:15Hi guys.
03:16Welcome to my channel.
03:17Look what I made.
03:21Say hey.
03:22Hey girl.
03:23Hi.
03:24Hi.
03:29Mommy, I dropped this on the toilet.
03:33Bike riding with my buddy somewhere behind me.
03:38I don't see you.
03:39I don't see you.
03:40I don't see you.
03:41I don't see you.
03:51They're ready to come down, make the video.
03:54But today actually...
03:58We're going to be showing you how we built the slide.
04:01As you can see while I'm heading down, I'm just stepping on the bark because I trust it that much.
04:08But...
04:10Well...
04:12Ah.
04:14How many of you have ever experienced this?
04:19One day you have it.
04:25Okay, so I couldn't find the timer.
04:26So I'll just...
04:28I won't...
04:30Okay.
04:34But um...
04:38Uh...
04:42Well...
04:46Bleh.
04:50Oh!
04:52Welcome to...
04:54How to Train Your Dog.
04:56You can see how well...
04:58How...
05:00How well trained he is.
05:01Oh
05:07No
05:31I have my mom's credit card should I buy this
05:56Yeah
06:01I
06:03I'm literally
06:05Walking in the safari. I have to go pee and I need to
06:23I just want to check up on you
06:25Living vicarious
06:31Taylor's healing. She's thriving
06:33She's helping living
06:35No matter what you are
06:37Oh God
06:39Somebody just ate dinner. Say hi
06:41Awesome. Thank you man
06:43Awesome. Thank you man
06:45Oh
06:47Oh
06:49Oh
06:51Oh
06:53Oh
06:55Oh God
06:57Somebody just ate dinner
06:59Say hi
07:01Oh
07:03Awesome. Thank you man
07:05Oh
07:15So this is what I do on my break
07:20Look at this
07:21You have to drive safe and slowly enough so that that phone does not come crashing down
07:35You jinxed it mom
07:39We'll do it this time
07:41She
07:42Who's that lady behind us
07:43Who's that lady?
07:45What's happening here?
07:46I don't know
07:47She's smiling anyway
07:49Alright
07:50I did the shopping today
07:51Yeah she did
07:52That's nice though
07:53I'm gonna call it
07:55I'm gonna call it
07:57Well my ringer's not on
07:59Oh it's right there
08:03Alright here we go
08:09Criminals never wait till 9% of you
08:15Oh God
08:17Ready?
08:18You're recording
08:19You're recording
08:20No I'm not
08:21I'm taking a picture
08:22You're recording it
08:23No just
08:24I'm taking a picture ready?
08:25Ready?
08:26Come on
08:27Go away
08:29Go away
08:31No one likes you
08:33No one likes you
08:39Look at this house
08:41Cheese
08:44Cheese
08:46Cheese
08:47Cheese
08:48Okay add that YouTube
08:50Cheese
08:51Cheese
08:52Cheese
08:53Cheese
08:54Cheese
08:56Oh
08:58See ya later
09:04My cheese Philip
09:06Oh
09:11I don't even want to know what I think just happened.
09:28Oh, don't talk!
09:35I don't get it! I don't get it!
09:39Cheaper! Cheaper!
09:42Cheaper, no!
09:44Cheap, no!
09:46No!
09:52Reporting live from my house
09:55in my new rollerblade!
10:11I'm making some amazing food.
10:16You see that? You ever see some rice look like that?
10:22Whip it out!
10:26This is how you know you're a mom for real?
10:34This is how you know you're a mom for real?
10:37AHHHHH!!!!
10:40Give it up!
10:44It's gone.
10:48We have our really, really pretty red, we're going to set you back up, and we have Delaney
11:01hold it, hold it, Delaney, no!
11:06You don't need this Windex, only smokes!
11:11So first I have this ultra rare, like, miniature pop-it, the pups are so-
11:24Jack!
11:28Okay, real quick, here you go, you pull it, and there you go, and then you-
11:52Oh!
11:56Oh my god!
12:01Don't buy this!
12:04So...
12:09I was going to show you-
12:14I was going to show you-
12:17You know what I'm eating for supper?
12:25Hi guys!
12:26I'm just doing my morning routine!
12:32So right now, I'm going to show you something-
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13:18Go ahead.
13:20You're recording.
13:25It's recording.
13:26It's recording.
13:27And Mama don't have a problem.
13:34And I have some special guests to help me sing happy birthday to you today.
13:39Ready?
13:41Happy birthday to you.
13:44Ow!
13:45Ow!
13:47Ow!
13:48Let go!
13:48Ow!
13:49Ow!
13:49Ow!
13:50Ow!
13:50Ow!
13:51Did you know that the average cherry tomato takes roughly 50 to 65 days to grow and ripen?
13:58Yeah.
13:59And then within a few seconds it's down the hatch.
14:02Example A.
14:15Maybe not do that next time.
14:17I'll do that next time.
14:18Ah.
14:19Check it out.
14:20It's still in one piece.
14:21Hmm.
14:24It's not bad.
14:26Thanks for taking us out, man.
14:29We had a good time.
14:30What?
14:31Ty.
14:32Whoa!
14:33Whoa!
14:34Whoa!
14:35Whoa!
14:36No!
14:38Um, what?
14:40Mila said maybe it was a scarf.
14:42how do you turn this thing off keeps taking my picture I need to turn it off
15:06I'm going to get into it why is my picture
15:20really game hood
15:36the pants making sure they're not biting me the pants are from Target hey the shirt is from Amazon
15:51are you admiring yourself the necklace is from
16:00boy
16:06why are you going to get me you make it so weird wait wait wait wait wait you ain't
16:26you know what you better not never look for me to have your back on nothing do you understand me
16:32what you wanted me to do
16:40oh it's on site
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18:54guys we're here
18:56just having some fun
18:58my wife didn't uh
19:00want to let us catch frogs anymore
19:02but uh
19:04that's okay
19:05because we brought a frog to her
19:06happy birthday
19:20so i got her this cute fries before guys notebook and then this cute little bath bomb macaroon
19:24and then a cute unicorn chocolate and these cute donut erasers and then this cute wine rack and this cute tumbler
19:34yes
19:36come on
19:38come on
19:40yes baby
19:41come on
19:43not
19:44no
19:46no
19:47no
19:48no
19:49not
19:50no
19:51that
19:52not
19:53enough
19:54not
19:55that
19:56enough
19:57not
19:58i
19:59not
20:00no
20:01no
20:02yes
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