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00:00You did it. You did it. You brought this perfect, perfect creature into the world.
00:13You know, we're expecting big things from you. Like really big.
00:19As I was always saying, there's no reason to be afraid.
00:25Omniscuri!
00:26Omniscuri!
00:27Omniscuri, thank you so much. That wasn't just, excuse me, so much.
00:32I had it all written down that I just ripped a little.
00:35Morris?
00:36So beautiful.
00:37Morris?
00:38Morris?
00:39Morris?
00:40Morris?
00:42What's going on with me?
00:43Morris?
00:44Oh my gosh.
00:45Morris?
00:46When did he came?
00:47Morris.
00:48Morris!
00:49Hello?
00:50Morris!
00:51Hi, everyone.
00:54I'm Morris.
00:55I'm Doug's brother.
00:56Hi Morris.
00:57Thank you for inviting me here.
00:59It's great to meet everyone finally and of course great to meet your beautiful child.
01:04Congratulations Doug and congratulations Trish.
01:08I'm just so excited to be an uncle.
01:17Oh and sorry I was a little bit late today.
01:19Sorry I was a little bit late.
01:21There was a lot of traffic.
01:23Oh, welcome Morris.
01:25Thanks Morris.
01:26So, Doug.
01:29Tea.
01:30I'm all ears.
01:31I've been trying to figure out the words to express how much today means to me.
01:37Okay.
01:38And I have...
01:39Sorry, I do want to mention it wasn't actually traffic the reason I was late.
01:44I...
01:45On the way here I...
01:48I hit a...
01:49Squirrel.
01:50Squirrel?
01:51It was an accident obviously.
01:52I...
01:53He ran out fast and I didn't have a moment to...
01:56Anyway...
01:57There was nothing I could have done.
01:59So...
02:00Oh and Doug, I do want to mention I am very proud of you.
02:05Thanks Morris.
02:09Thanks for saying that.
02:11Are you finished?
02:14Yes.
02:15Good.
02:16I've been having trouble finding the words for today.
02:18So I thought...
02:20Maybe...
02:21Oh my God.
02:22I don't need words.
02:23No.
02:24No.
02:25Come on.
02:26Not the glasses.
02:27Trish.
02:28Mama Bear.
02:29This song is for you.
02:30Oh, what is it?
02:32I can't believe you.
02:34Oh.
02:35Maybe there was something I could have done.
02:38I mean I was watching the road but I wasn't a hundred and ten percent focused.
02:46Sorry.
02:47Thank you Morris.
02:50Helen, go on.
02:54Oh!
03:08I know she stopped.
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13aría
03:17It wasn't a squirrel. It was a man. It was a friggin' man.
03:34The truth is, I was driving here, and I was watching the road, and I was texting, but only
03:52for a minute. And then I don't know how, but I hit something. I'm pretty sure I saw a squirrel
04:00run out, but it wasn't a squirrel. It was a man. It was a very old man. A very old, very
04:13small, very furry man. When I got out of the car, I walked around to see if he was all
04:22right, and he was all right. He was lying there in the middle of the road, badly hurt,
04:27but alive. And then this guy, he said to me, Morris, I have something for you. Something
04:36I've been waiting my whole life to give you. And he handed me this. And then he spoke to
04:48me in another language. He said something like, I don't know, pone hoc supra caput innocentis,
04:55maybe. I don't know what that means. I don't speak Spanish. Then he got up, and he hobbled
05:03off down Figueroa, and he was gone. And that's why I was late. I'm sorry.
05:13Wow. That's a crazy story, Morris. For a second there, I thought you were late because you
05:22didn't care. Of course I care, Doug. No, it's a good story. A really good story. A story
05:31I've been waiting to hear for a long, long time. I just never thought I'd hear it from you.
05:38It's a funny thing. It all makes sense now. I dreamt this.
05:45I dreamt this.
05:47I dreamt this.
05:52to some kind of constant. And it's two. I am dead. For a long, long time.
05:55Could you even take it again? I don't know if you said it always, sir?
06:01Yes.
06:02You sure?
06:08Can that you want me to go?
06:16Oh yeah.
06:17Oh
06:47Oh
07:17Really glad he came brother
07:27Me too Doug
07:30Me too
07:47Go on
07:54Eat the boy
07:56He's gonna love you
07:57Don't be afraid Morris, it's okay
08:00Just a little bit
08:04You're gonna really like him
08:05Just a little bit
08:07Hey buddy
08:16It's me
08:17You're Uncle Morris
08:20Congratulations
08:25Good job
08:32Good job
08:33Good job
08:35Good job
08:37Good job
08:39Good job
08:41Good job
08:43Oh
08:45Oh
08:47Yeah
08:49Oh
08:50Oh
08:51Oh
08:52Well
08:53Oh
08:55Oh
08:55Ai
08:56What
08:59Oh
09:01Oh
09:03Holy
09:05Oh
09:05Oh
09:05Oh
09:06Oh
09:07Oh
09:08You
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