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00:00:00I think you should quit they don't deserve you I go where Elwood is the top advertising firm
00:00:11in the city if I want to be the best I have to work there but at what cost do you really think
00:00:19your misogynistic CEO is gonna let you be a part of his boys club I mean unless you magically wake
00:00:26up as a man tomorrow he they are never gonna change their ways you know what if I had the
00:00:37opportunity to wake up as a man I would she's the day like the Trojan horse type shit exactly you're
00:00:49crazy I love it day in my shoes and you think you can last in mine
00:00:55are you okay yeah never better
00:01:05oh my god my head feels like it's gonna explode we only had one bottle of champagne but it feels
00:01:23like we were drinking all night wait I had the dick
00:01:27this is just a dream right it's a nightmare that's all
00:01:38wake up wake up wake up Kirsten this can't be real
00:01:46the winning streak continues JT that girl was a 10
00:01:53her body her body and her boobs oh yeah good morning beautiful stop what the fuck
00:02:07are you all right what's wrong hello JT what's wrong with you
00:02:23really okay fine I get the hint
00:02:31why are my hands so girly what where the hell am I wait is this Kirsten Kirsten fucking Danfield
00:02:45is this what I get for beating her at the promotion what's happening no I've got a hangover that's it
00:02:54a hangover
00:02:55shit I look exactly like Kirsten I'm a woman I'm a woman wait does this mean
00:03:07I'm just calling for your daily reminder that you're that bitch you are so right I am you are
00:03:24going to kill that presentation that you've been working so hard on senior account executive here you
00:03:30come I got this I even predicted that the intern would be late again and so I printed my own handouts
00:03:38I can't rely on anyone but myself
00:03:41Rainy hello
00:03:45hold up
00:03:49Kirsten
00:03:54JT
00:03:57late again I see
00:03:59uh nope right on time
00:04:03I'm time is late
00:04:05you know I say whoever gets the promotion
00:04:09has to buy the other a drink
00:04:10I'm not drinking anything with you
00:04:14god you're such a snooze fest
00:04:17no wonder no one likes you
00:04:19you're just mad that I don't want to join your team building social hour
00:04:23oh god
00:04:27oh god what if I am stuck
00:04:30here
00:04:31forever
00:04:32with you
00:04:34oh god
00:04:35oh my god can you please stop catastrophizing everything
00:04:38you worry way too much
00:04:39well sorry that you don't have to worry about anything
00:04:42what is that supposed to mean
00:04:44you show up late to every meeting and then you leave early while I have to stay late to pick up your slack
00:04:49not a care in the world for Mr. Charming
00:04:52oh I'm sorry that you're jealous of me
00:04:55jealous
00:04:57of your
00:04:59entitlement
00:05:01I have something called integrity
00:05:04oh is that why you eat lunch alone every day
00:05:08I eat lunch at my desk
00:05:12because as a woman I have to work ten times harder than you to get noticed
00:05:17oh well maybe you should try to be a little more friendly and share your workload with other people
00:05:20it's a thing called um teamwork
00:05:23please
00:05:25you wouldn't last a day in my shoes
00:05:28and you think you can last in mine
00:05:30after much thought
00:05:43I have decided to give the position
00:05:46to JT
00:05:49uh congrats
00:05:53good luck
00:05:55but Kirsten
00:05:56I think you and JT make an excellent team so you
00:06:00will be his junior account exec
00:06:02you know
00:06:03get the interns to stop slugging around
00:06:05support JT and the team
00:06:06yeah
00:06:07uh sir as much as I
00:06:09love that idea
00:06:10great
00:06:11then it's settled
00:06:12sorry
00:06:16sorry
00:06:16I'm late
00:06:17there was an accident on the freeway
00:06:19really
00:06:19again
00:06:20if you want a seat at the table
00:06:23you have to be the first one to sit down
00:06:24especially as a woman
00:06:26understood
00:06:27sorry
00:06:28sorry isn't good enough
00:06:30you need to be better
00:06:31don't let Kirsten scare you
00:06:34bosses don't have to be mean
00:06:37I should know
00:06:38I'm her boss
00:06:40technically
00:06:41and I'm a sweetheart
00:06:43you may have won this time
00:06:46but your charm and your privilege will wear off
00:06:51and I will replace you
00:06:54is that a threat?
00:06:57it's a promise
00:06:58I love it
00:06:59what is going on here?
00:07:03you two in my office now
00:07:05I remember what it was like to be
00:07:09young and tight
00:07:10so I know how easy it is to develop feelings for a work colleague
00:07:15but here at Elwood Group we do not tolerate office romance
00:07:19what in the world
00:07:21no
00:07:21no no no
00:07:22no way
00:07:23dating
00:07:23barf
00:07:24this is your last warning
00:07:26thanks guys
00:07:35easy victory though
00:07:37what do you mean?
00:07:39here's a damn good right?
00:07:40she's hot
00:07:41come on let's be real
00:07:42it's the only thing she's got going for
00:07:43and uh
00:07:45even that couldn't get her permission
00:07:47hey hey hey
00:07:50actually she put up a pretty good fight
00:07:52I mean
00:07:52I was scared for like a millisecond
00:07:54but Rocky trusts me
00:07:56you know I built a relationship with him so
00:07:57hell yeah you did
00:07:59yeah you did
00:07:59yeah
00:07:59yeah
00:08:00let's test this winning streak shall we?
00:08:08yeah she's looking
00:08:09she's looking
00:08:11you wouldn't last a day in my shoes
00:08:24everything okay?
00:08:28are you alright?
00:08:30what's wrong?
00:08:33hello?
00:08:34JT?
00:08:36what's wrong with you?
00:08:37really?
00:08:42okay
00:08:43fine
00:08:43I get the hint
00:08:44oh my god
00:09:04it's like his
00:09:05muscles
00:09:06have muscles
00:09:07okay
00:09:12Rainy that's enough
00:09:13that's enough
00:09:13sorry
00:09:13so
00:09:15you're really stuck in there huh?
00:09:18yes
00:09:18but how?
00:09:20I don't fucking know
00:09:21like
00:09:22how do
00:09:23I know that it's really you
00:09:24Kirsten in there?
00:09:26um
00:09:27um
00:09:27okay
00:09:28ask me something only I would know
00:09:32okay
00:09:38fourth grade
00:09:39what stuffed animal
00:09:40did we practice our makeout skills on?
00:09:43Pikachu
00:09:43gotta kiss them all
00:09:44yeah
00:09:45I told you
00:09:46shit
00:09:47now can you please help me?
00:09:49this is nuts
00:09:50you're really stuck in a man's
00:09:53body
00:09:54a hot man's
00:09:56body
00:09:56so
00:09:57if I'm in this body
00:09:58then that means
00:09:59um
00:10:09hi
00:10:11what
00:10:13did you
00:10:14do?
00:10:16me?
00:10:17how do I know it's not you?
00:10:19hey
00:10:20how about we sit down
00:10:21yeah
00:10:21I'm Rainy
00:10:22by the way
00:10:23Kirsten's best friend
00:10:24yeah
00:10:25I saw your picture
00:10:25you were in my bedroom?
00:10:30oh my god
00:10:31what did you do?
00:10:38I
00:10:38don't
00:10:39know
00:10:39okay
00:10:41Rainy
00:10:42and I were
00:10:43drinking champagne
00:10:44lots
00:10:45of champagne
00:10:46and we were saying
00:10:48hypothetical things
00:10:49like
00:10:49like um
00:10:51like?
00:10:52um
00:10:53like burning down the patriarchy
00:10:55you know
00:10:55in a casual way
00:10:56yeah
00:10:57so this is your fault
00:10:59what?
00:11:00wow
00:11:00first of all
00:11:01thank you for thinking
00:11:02that we're that powerful
00:11:03whatever
00:11:03just undo it
00:11:05now
00:11:05wait
00:11:06how do we know
00:11:07it's not your fault?
00:11:08huh?
00:11:09oh no no no
00:11:10don't turn this back on me
00:11:11I was with
00:11:12the most
00:11:13gorgeous woman
00:11:14on planet earth
00:11:15last night
00:11:15I wasn't thinking about
00:11:16anything but her
00:11:17where is she?
00:11:23uh
00:11:24um
00:11:25she had to
00:11:26go
00:11:26all of a sudden
00:11:27you know
00:11:28great
00:11:28just great
00:11:29yeah
00:11:30what the hell
00:11:31do we do now?
00:11:38I love being a woman
00:11:39I love being a man
00:11:42I love being a woman
00:11:44I
00:11:45love
00:11:45being a man
00:11:46I am happy as a woman
00:11:47I love being a man
00:11:49I love being a woman
00:11:50I love being a man
00:11:52I love being a woman
00:11:53I love being a man
00:11:55oh my god
00:12:02shit
00:12:09smells like shit
00:12:13one
00:12:19two
00:12:20three
00:12:21now
00:12:22oh
00:12:23ow
00:12:24ow
00:12:24ow
00:12:25god
00:12:26ow
00:12:29oh god
00:12:31okay
00:12:33there has to be
00:12:34a way
00:12:35to switch you back
00:12:35I'll do some research
00:12:36what do we do until then?
00:12:40pretend to be each other
00:12:41until we find the cure
00:12:42no way
00:12:44it's either that
00:12:45or we end up in the loony bin
00:12:47we need to keep this a secret
00:12:49fine
00:12:51I mean maybe this is a really great opportunity to learn from each other
00:13:01right?
00:13:05you know what?
00:13:06you're right Rainy
00:13:07I can do this
00:13:09so can I
00:13:11okay
00:13:12not a contest
00:13:13I wish I could stay
00:13:15but I'm gonna be late for work
00:13:16gotta go
00:13:18oh work
00:13:19right
00:13:19um
00:13:20have fun you two
00:13:22okay okay um
00:13:27there are a million things you need to do on my
00:13:31your task list
00:13:33you have to run the handsome report
00:13:35you have to make 25 copies
00:13:36you know we have
00:13:37interns that can handle all of that right?
00:13:39they're not reliable
00:13:40you need to learn to rely on other people
00:13:43you can't control everything
00:13:46too much reliance leads to disappointment
00:13:48you know
00:13:52you have to trust your team if you want to be a leader
00:13:56yeah well maybe you should make some more room for other voices to be heard
00:14:01what are you doing?
00:14:12I'm trying to get us back into our own bodies okay?
00:14:15it's the only thing I can think of
00:14:17oh maybe you need a protein shake that always helps me think
00:14:20why don't you think of something for once instead of leaving it all to me
00:14:25well you know
00:14:28there is a one thing that we haven't tried yet
00:14:32maybe we should take your friends advice and make the most of our situation
00:14:43are you thinking of sex right now?
00:14:49maybe it'll reverse the spell
00:14:52maybe it'll reverse the spell
00:14:53we should exhaust all of our options don't you think?
00:14:55oh my god
00:14:56can you please for once stop thinking with your dick?
00:14:59okay well obviously I don't have one right now so
00:15:04oh god amazing
00:15:08you're in a female body and you continue to act like a fuckboy
00:15:12you know I actually take offense to that
00:15:14I'm not a fuckboy
00:15:15I have been nothing but honest to all of the gorgeous women that I have slept with
00:15:21oh you're a soft boy
00:15:24that makes it even worse
00:15:26you're letting women believe that you're a nice guy
00:15:29well I'm not making women believe anything
00:15:32fuck
00:15:40she probably forgot something
00:15:43we do that when we like someone it's a common female trick
00:15:46well um
00:15:47just
00:15:49please be nice to her
00:15:52I mean she's really hot
00:15:54so
00:15:55fine
00:15:57I won't be mean to
00:16:00what's her name?
00:16:05just give me a minute
00:16:06it's um
00:16:07oh my god go hide
00:16:09hey
00:16:24you
00:16:27sorry I forgot my purse when I rushed out this morning
00:16:30I'm sorry about this morning
00:16:35I wasn't
00:16:37myself
00:16:38not gonna lie
00:16:39you kind of scared me
00:16:41it was like a little girl screaming
00:16:43it was like nothing I've ever seen a grown man do before
00:16:47come on
00:16:51yeah so uh my nervous system gets all out of whack when I'm hung over
00:16:56anyways
00:16:57here you go
00:16:59again I'm
00:17:02I didn't mean to scare you
00:17:04I just
00:17:05you're fine
00:17:06it's actually kind of cute
00:17:09and raw
00:17:11I just want to let you know that I had a wonderful time last night
00:17:23yeah yes yes vulnerability is a core tenet of mine since we're being raw and vulnerable I just want to let you know that I had a wonderful time last night
00:17:24it was a time we had together
00:17:27it was a time we had together
00:17:28you just went so deep
00:17:29sharing your plans for our future
00:17:32and our soul connection
00:17:34really wow that's quite the love bomb
00:17:38no one has ever
00:17:39touched me like that
00:17:40okay
00:17:41okay
00:17:42um
00:17:43I think you need to know that JT did not mean
00:17:47any of that
00:17:48why are you referring to yourself in third person
00:17:52it's weird
00:17:53but hot
00:17:55no I'm trying to be honest with you
00:17:58and tell you that I
00:17:59did not mean any of those things
00:18:02are you serious right now
00:18:04wait
00:18:04wait
00:18:08what's going on
00:18:11what
00:18:12JT means is that
00:18:14he meant
00:18:16every word that he said last night
00:18:18and he is a really good guy
00:18:21who the hell are you
00:18:22I'm JT
00:18:23his
00:18:24cousin
00:18:25nice try
00:18:29you're just like the rest of them
00:18:31what the fuck was that
00:18:36why couldn't you just do
00:18:38what I asked you to do
00:18:39I'm sorry
00:18:40but really
00:18:40soul connection
00:18:42future plans
00:18:43you don't even know her name
00:18:44yes I do
00:18:45it's
00:18:46mer
00:18:47mer
00:18:48mer
00:18:48mer
00:18:48you know what
00:18:50there is no way
00:18:51I'm going to further
00:18:51your fuckboy agenda
00:18:52no matter what
00:18:53sorry bro
00:18:55fine
00:18:55you think it's so easy
00:18:57to be a guy
00:18:58well guess what
00:19:00good luck
00:19:01because you can figure it out
00:19:03on your own
00:19:03fine
00:19:04I will
00:19:05I don't need your help
00:19:07fine
00:19:08we'll see who's the best
00:19:09at the office today
00:19:11all your
00:19:17my clothes are here
00:19:18so
00:19:19you should leave
00:19:20fine
00:19:25but I'm taking
00:19:28this
00:19:28with me
00:19:30there's no way
00:19:44I'm going to use my energy
00:19:45to make JT look good
00:19:47I'll do the opposite
00:19:48I'll sabotage JT
00:19:50and make myself
00:19:52look great
00:19:53then when I have my body back
00:19:55I'll get the credit I deserve
00:19:57and poor fuckboy
00:19:59I won't suspect a thing
00:20:01she thinks she could walk a day
00:20:08in my shoes
00:20:09yeah
00:20:10I'll show her
00:20:11why is everything
00:20:29so
00:20:31bright
00:20:34oh god
00:20:39put these on
00:20:41I can take it off
00:20:42alright
00:20:43stay professional
00:20:53there has to be something more comfortable in here
00:21:22bingo
00:21:33hey there speed racer
00:21:55hold your horses
00:21:56uh
00:21:56excuse you
00:21:58excuse me
00:21:59I need to see your badge
00:22:01little missin'
00:22:01I've worked here for over a year
00:22:03come on
00:22:04you know me Hank
00:22:05it's protocol
00:22:06I do this with all the employees
00:22:08you ain't nothing special
00:22:09unless you want to be
00:22:11that's interesting
00:22:13because you've never stopped me
00:22:15you've never stopped
00:22:17JT before
00:22:19your eyes
00:22:27your eyes
00:22:27big green
00:22:29and a hazel
00:22:30they're blue
00:22:31can I go
00:22:33only if you smile for me
00:22:35are you sure that's right
00:22:45yep
00:22:46yep
00:22:46absolutely
00:22:48but Kirsten says to do it this way
00:22:51don't listen to her
00:22:53just trust yourself
00:22:54I
00:22:55I just don't want to mess up
00:22:56and I feel like I've been doing that a lot lately
00:22:58oh
00:23:00I
00:23:00is that because of
00:23:02Kirsten
00:23:03I just
00:23:04I don't want to let her down
00:23:05you're trying your best
00:23:09just take some time to
00:23:10get it right
00:23:12I mean tell her that
00:23:13she expects perfection
00:23:15well I think
00:23:19she just knows
00:23:20how hard it can be
00:23:21for a woman to succeed
00:23:22sometimes
00:23:23you have to be better than perfect
00:23:25I know
00:23:26I just
00:23:27she really hurt my feelings
00:23:29the other day
00:23:30I'm sorry Leah
00:23:33I mean
00:23:36I'm sure
00:23:37she didn't mean it
00:23:40Leah
00:23:47that's highly
00:23:48highly inappropriate
00:23:49I'm sorry
00:23:50I
00:23:50I can't deny how I feel
00:23:52and I don't think you can either
00:23:54Leah
00:23:54you know
00:23:55that office romances
00:23:56are forbidden here at work
00:23:57well I can keep a secret
00:23:59no no no
00:24:00I can't
00:24:01wow
00:24:02you look so hot
00:24:04holding that golf club
00:24:05no
00:24:06no
00:24:07you're gonna get us
00:24:07in some deep trouble
00:24:08deep
00:24:09just no way
00:24:11I like it
00:24:11no no no
00:24:12Leah
00:24:13am I
00:24:15interrupting something
00:24:17Kirsten
00:24:17Kirsten
00:24:19hi
00:24:20I was
00:24:22just leaving
00:24:23to go take care of some
00:24:25photocopies
00:24:26okay
00:24:27I'll see you later
00:24:29bye
00:24:31thank god
00:24:33thank god
00:24:33you're here
00:24:33oh my god
00:24:34what are you wearing
00:24:36it's the only comfortable
00:24:37thing in your closet
00:24:38that's my
00:24:39beetlejuice
00:24:40halloween costume
00:24:41from last year
00:24:41that's ridiculous
00:24:46whatever
00:24:47it
00:24:47has pockets
00:24:49so
00:24:50what was
00:24:51uh
00:24:51that about
00:24:52she came on to me
00:24:54can you believe it
00:24:56uh
00:24:56yeah
00:24:57I'm hot
00:24:59oh my god
00:25:01anyways
00:25:02I have a favorite
00:25:06to ask of you
00:25:07oh my god
00:25:10what is it
00:25:11I want you to mentor me
00:25:14mentor you
00:25:17why
00:25:17look
00:25:18I know you're good
00:25:20at your job
00:25:20okay
00:25:20and there's a lot
00:25:22that I can learn
00:25:23from
00:25:24a powerhouse
00:25:26like you
00:25:26I mean it
00:25:30really
00:25:31I've realized
00:25:34that if I want
00:25:35to be the best
00:25:36I need to
00:25:37learn
00:25:38from
00:25:39the best
00:25:39so
00:25:41will you please
00:25:44mentor me
00:25:45okay
00:25:50fine
00:25:51yeah
00:25:52I will mentor
00:25:53you
00:25:54but
00:25:54no games
00:25:56okay
00:25:57no
00:25:58never
00:25:58no more
00:26:00and it's a
00:26:03no-brainer
00:26:03that with
00:26:04a surplus
00:26:05of engagement
00:26:06from all
00:26:07streaming devices
00:26:08it will
00:26:08create success
00:26:09for all
00:26:10thank you
00:26:11amazing
00:26:16so insightful
00:26:18right
00:26:19and
00:26:27there you are
00:26:28oh
00:26:34no way
00:26:36come here
00:26:37come here
00:26:37this is the best
00:26:39coffee I have
00:26:39ever had
00:26:40taste that
00:26:42coffee
00:26:46isn't she the best
00:26:49oh my god
00:26:50hey
00:27:08I was wondering
00:27:09can you help me
00:27:11prep for my meeting
00:27:11with Rocky
00:27:12I could really
00:27:13use your help
00:27:15yeah of course
00:27:16amazing
00:27:18you know what
00:27:20what
00:27:21sorry
00:27:23sorry for what
00:27:25I misjudged you
00:27:27you're not too bad
00:27:28to work with
00:27:29today
00:27:33today
00:27:33today
00:27:34today
00:27:35today
00:27:36I
00:27:36bring you
00:27:37our latest
00:27:38campaign
00:27:39I have
00:27:42a revolutionary
00:27:43idea
00:27:44that will
00:27:45make us
00:27:46hundreds
00:27:47of dollars
00:27:48thousands
00:27:50millions
00:27:51of dollars
00:27:52sorry
00:27:54I'm a little bit nervous
00:27:56today
00:27:56it's okay
00:27:57it's okay son
00:27:58just
00:27:58take your time
00:28:00where was I
00:28:05is it hot
00:28:08in here
00:28:08or what
00:28:09um
00:28:12yeah
00:28:12the campaign
00:28:14you know what
00:28:16I think I'm gonna
00:28:18pass this off
00:28:18to Kirsten
00:28:19she has some
00:28:20very valuable
00:28:21input
00:28:22as
00:28:29you
00:28:30compare
00:28:31numbers from
00:28:32last quarter
00:28:33to this quarter
00:28:34our records
00:28:36indicate that
00:28:36most of our
00:28:37target audience
00:28:38responds more
00:28:39to nonverbal content
00:28:40like
00:28:41dancing
00:28:42or cool graphics
00:28:43I'm sorry darling
00:28:45while I appreciate
00:28:47your coffee making
00:28:48skills
00:28:48I don't think
00:28:50you're qualified
00:28:50enough
00:28:51to do this
00:28:52presentation
00:28:53well uh
00:28:54sorry sir
00:28:55but
00:28:55you definitely
00:28:57thought so
00:28:58the other day
00:28:59in jujitsu
00:29:00excuse me
00:29:02uh
00:29:04Kirsten's
00:29:05uh
00:29:05uh
00:29:06actually
00:29:06the
00:29:06brains
00:29:07behind all
00:29:09of this
00:29:09she told me
00:29:11and then I
00:29:11shared it with
00:29:12you the other
00:29:12day
00:29:13is that so
00:29:14yes
00:29:15I mean
00:29:16to be honest
00:29:18I don't really
00:29:19do much
00:29:19and I can't
00:29:21take the credit
00:29:21any longer
00:29:21it's all her
00:29:22here you go
00:29:24oh these are
00:29:27the wrong ones
00:29:28oh
00:29:28sorry
00:29:29don't blame
00:29:31yourself
00:29:31it's
00:29:31it's my
00:29:33mistake
00:29:34but it's okay
00:29:35because
00:29:36Kirsten
00:29:37I think she
00:29:38has the right
00:29:39ones
00:29:39I didn't
00:29:40burn anything
00:29:41of course
00:29:43you did
00:29:44oh
00:29:49Kirsten
00:29:52saves the
00:29:53day again
00:29:54I don't know
00:29:56what I would
00:29:56do without
00:29:57you
00:29:57we'd all
00:29:59be lost
00:29:59am I
00:30:00right
00:30:00oh
00:30:04I'll
00:30:05save the
00:30:05day
00:30:06all right
00:30:06JT
00:30:10stop
00:30:11you are
00:30:11being
00:30:12too
00:30:13humble
00:30:14I learned
00:30:15everything
00:30:16from you
00:30:16I am
00:30:17blown away
00:30:19by JT's
00:30:21brilliance
00:30:21oh
00:30:24Kirsten
00:30:25come on
00:30:26we've all
00:30:27seen you
00:30:28put in the
00:30:28extra office
00:30:29hours
00:30:30meanwhile
00:30:31I barely
00:30:32show up
00:30:32and when I
00:30:33do I'm
00:30:34practically
00:30:34asleep
00:30:35you
00:30:36underestimate
00:30:37how valuable
00:30:38you are
00:30:38you really
00:30:40should get
00:30:40a raise
00:30:41you know
00:30:41what
00:30:41I would
00:30:42love
00:30:43to give
00:30:43JT
00:30:4410%
00:30:45of my
00:30:46salary
00:30:47no
00:30:48no
00:30:49I insist
00:30:50that you
00:30:51take
00:30:51all
00:30:52of my
00:30:52salary
00:30:53I am
00:30:54not worthy
00:30:55of money
00:30:55at this
00:30:56point
00:30:57that is
00:30:58ridiculous
00:30:59you know
00:31:01what
00:31:02I think
00:31:03I'm
00:31:04sleepy
00:31:04because
00:31:06I haven't
00:31:07eaten
00:31:08breakfast
00:31:08yet
00:31:09no no
00:31:10that is
00:31:10a lot
00:31:11of carbs
00:31:11not
00:31:14another
00:31:14one
00:31:14I can't eat
00:31:16nothing all the time
00:31:17yes you can
00:31:18no
00:31:18no
00:31:19no
00:31:19no
00:31:20no
00:31:21no
00:31:21that's mine
00:31:24no
00:31:25no
00:31:25that's mine
00:31:26no
00:31:26that's mine
00:31:27enough
00:31:28meeting's over
00:31:31everyone out
00:31:32you two
00:31:35stay
00:31:36sit
00:31:38what
00:31:43is going on
00:31:45with you two
00:31:45you haven't
00:31:47seemed like
00:31:48yourselves
00:31:48since the
00:31:49promotion
00:31:49Mr. Reisman
00:31:52oh see
00:31:53that
00:31:53that's just
00:31:54what I'm
00:31:54talking about
00:31:55JT
00:31:57how many times
00:31:58have I told you
00:31:59to call me
00:32:00Rocky
00:32:01Rocky
00:32:03I can explain
00:32:06it's
00:32:11stress
00:32:13pressure
00:32:15of it all
00:32:16we really care
00:32:17about this new
00:32:18campaign
00:32:18well figure it
00:32:20out
00:32:20because
00:32:21this behavior
00:32:23is completely
00:32:24unacceptable
00:32:25as head of the team
00:32:28I take
00:32:29accountability
00:32:31no
00:32:32JT
00:32:32it was also me
00:32:33not again
00:32:34stop it
00:32:35this is both
00:32:37of your
00:32:37responsibilities
00:32:38and if either of you
00:32:40continues this ruckus
00:32:41in front of the client
00:32:42next week
00:32:43you will both
00:32:44be out of jobs
00:32:45do I make
00:32:48myself clear
00:32:49maybe we took it
00:33:01too far
00:33:01just a tad
00:33:02but
00:33:04I gotta admit
00:33:07I like your strategy
00:33:08it was kind of
00:33:09brilliant
00:33:09yeah you definitely
00:33:13gave me a run
00:33:14for my money
00:33:14I've never seen
00:33:16someone eat that
00:33:17fast
00:33:17I do miss
00:33:18carbs
00:33:19look
00:33:20who knows
00:33:22how much longer
00:33:23we might be
00:33:23stuck in these
00:33:24bodies
00:33:24we might as well
00:33:26work together
00:33:27for real this time
00:33:29just until
00:33:34everything goes
00:33:35back to normal
00:33:49we might as well
00:33:53better
00:34:01not
00:34:02show
00:34:04we much
00:34:05know
00:34:05not
00:34:05if
00:34:05we
00:34:05stop
00:34:06No, that's too much.
00:34:36Let me show you.
00:34:37Are you here?
00:34:39See that?
00:34:40Is that what I did?
00:34:41No.
00:34:43Simple.
00:34:44Less is more.
00:34:45Structure is key.
00:34:47Like this?
00:34:51Not bad.
00:34:52I know.
00:34:56With the grave.
00:34:57With...
00:34:58You know I've been shaving my legs since I was 13, right?
00:35:06The best part is when you can sync all the devices to the cloud and then BAM!
00:35:15It's all done for you.
00:35:16Just like that.
00:35:17It's Saturday night, can we do something fun?
00:35:21What are you talking about?
00:35:22This is fun.
00:35:23You need help.
00:35:24Okay, we can't drop the ball.
00:35:28Our presentation is next week, so we should keep prepping.
00:35:32Ugh!
00:35:33We have been at it all day!
00:35:35Can't we take a break?
00:35:37Hey!
00:35:38How you doing, my guy?
00:35:52Pre-game time?
00:35:53What?
00:35:54We're going out.
00:35:56Why?
00:35:57What do you mean, why?
00:35:59Hello?
00:36:00Too many chicks.
00:36:01Too little time.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:08Um...
00:36:09Sorry.
00:36:10Am I interrupting something?
00:36:11No.
00:36:12We were just working.
00:36:13Working?
00:36:14It was Saturday evening.
00:36:15Yeah, right.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17Did you go back?
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:19No.
00:36:20No, no.
00:36:21I'm gonna go.
00:36:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:23You know what?
00:36:24You're...
00:36:25You're right.
00:36:26Let's go out and pick up babes, you know?
00:36:30Yeah?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32Okay.
00:36:33Fucking hell, let's have some fun!
00:36:36Okay!
00:36:37You're the man.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41You can hang, dude.
00:36:42All right, bro.
00:36:43Whoever gets the most fun numbers wins a hundred bucks.
00:36:44Hey, uh...
00:36:45You don't have to play.
00:36:46Watch how a real lady plays this game.
00:36:47Deal.
00:36:48You're on.
00:36:49You're on.
00:36:50Kirsten, I swear to God.
00:36:51Don't make me look like an ass.
00:36:52I have a reputation to uphold, okay?
00:36:53Hey, relax.
00:36:54If anybody knows women, it's me, all right?
00:36:56Oh.
00:36:57Hey, gorgeous.
00:36:58Can I buy you a drink?
00:36:59No, no.
00:37:00Let me buy you a drink.
00:37:01No, no.
00:37:02Let me buy you a drink.
00:37:03No, no.
00:37:04Let me buy you a drink.
00:37:05No, come on.
00:37:06I ask.
00:37:07Well, gentlemen, I think you both can buy me a drink.
00:37:09Bargain?
00:37:10Two whiskeys.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12And in the wise words of my hero, Brene Brown, vulnerability is our most accurate
00:37:17measure of courage.
00:37:18And then what happened?
00:37:19I kept the kittens.
00:37:20Oh, come on.
00:37:21I mean, I needed them as much as they needed me.
00:37:24Oh.
00:37:25Oh.
00:37:26Oh.
00:37:27Oh.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:31Oh.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:35Oh.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:37Oh.
00:37:38Oh.
00:37:39Oh.
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:43Oh.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Oh.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:48Oh my goodness.
00:37:49Of course.
00:37:50Of course they did.
00:37:51You are so very brave.
00:37:57Call me.
00:37:58Of course.
00:38:12That was so funny.
00:38:13Honey!
00:38:15Oh yeah, yeah, let us help you. Oh goodness.
00:38:18Oh my god, your skin is like flawless.
00:38:21Oh right, so glassy.
00:38:24You're like so pretty.
00:38:28Are you guys having a good time tonight?
00:38:31It's alright, no great guys.
00:38:34Except that really hot gay guy that we gave our numbers to.
00:38:38Oh, careful, don't blink.
00:38:40What hot gay guy?
00:38:44Oh, that one near the pool table in the gray suit.
00:38:47I think he's in some bet with a douche, so we helped him out.
00:38:51So obvious.
00:38:54Well done.
00:38:56Have a good night.
00:38:59Bye!
00:39:01Okay, come, I need powder.
00:39:03Oh, me too, I'm a mess here.
00:39:10Hmm.
00:39:29Nice.
00:39:30Get that shit, Jake.
00:39:40Hmm?
00:39:41Well, your little touchy-feely sensitive guy acts made everyone in this bar think that I was gay.
00:39:47Trust me, if anyone knows women, it's me.
00:39:50It's me.
00:39:51Oh my god, I should have known that this was just another one of your little games.
00:39:55Oh, don't act so high and mighty, it's not like you don't play games.
00:39:59I do not.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01So this push-up bra is being completely honest because, uh, trust me, I've seen the goods and this is definitely some creative marketing.
00:40:12How dare you, you ridiculous little disgusting-
00:40:16Excuse me.
00:40:17Is this guy bothering you?
00:40:19Oh no, I'm fine.
00:40:21We were just, you know, having a little conversation.
00:40:23I'm not talking to you, buddy.
00:40:25Hmm.
00:40:26Aww, it is so nice of you to be concerned.
00:40:31I'm actually okay right now, but if I need anything, I'll come find you.
00:40:40So you better be nice to me, or I'll get you kicked out.
00:40:43Now I think that you owe me a drink.
00:40:45Oh god.
00:40:46Hey, you've had enough, okay?
00:40:47You're gonna regret it tomorrow.
00:40:48Oh, but it's Saturday and you made me work all day.
00:40:51I wanna have fun!
00:40:54Did you, did you say that you wanted fun?
00:40:56Because I, I too, I enjoy fun.
00:40:58I think we should get a drink.
00:41:00You wanna get a drink?
00:41:01Yeah, man.
00:41:02Let's go get a drink.
00:41:03Let's go drink in the bar.
00:41:04Let's get it.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:08Okay, you wanna drink?
00:41:09It's on me, it's on me.
00:41:10Well in that case, make it a double!
00:41:13Triple!
00:41:14I love being a woman!
00:41:17Oh, shit!
00:41:30Easy!
00:41:31Easy!
00:41:36Oh!
00:41:37Whoa, man!
00:41:38That is my drink!
00:41:39My bro got it for me.
00:41:40Yeah, your bro just roofied your drink.
00:41:43No, what?
00:41:44No, I didn't.
00:41:45Okay, then drink it yourself.
00:41:48Come on.
00:41:49Let's get out of here, come on.
00:41:50No, no, no, no.
00:41:51She's not going anywhere with you.
00:41:52Mind your own business, JT.
00:41:53Come on.
00:41:54Come on, let's go have some fun.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:56Come on.
00:41:57Look, I'm not sure that I want to.
00:41:59Come on.
00:42:00Look, come on, please.
00:42:01Just leave me alone, man.
00:42:02Come on.
00:42:03Hey, get your hands off my body, creep.
00:42:05Move!
00:42:07Oh my god, I always wanted to do that.
00:42:10I think my hand is broken.
00:42:14Hey, hey, hey, you alright?
00:42:15You okay?
00:42:16Oh, hey, it's me.
00:42:18Mm-hmm.
00:42:19Hey!
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:21All you lot, out, now.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:23Go on, get out.
00:42:24Jess.
00:42:25Yes, sir.
00:42:26Yes, sir.
00:42:27I got your bag.
00:42:28Wait, that's my little purse.
00:42:29My little tiny bag.
00:42:30Come on, he's scary.
00:42:31He's scary.
00:42:32He's scary.
00:42:33He's scary.
00:42:35I don't even know why I hang out with that guy.
00:42:38I mean, he's such a jerk.
00:42:41All the ladies in the restroom were so much nicer to me than all of my so-called friends.
00:42:49I just, I don't want you to think that I'm like him.
00:42:56Okay?
00:42:57Hey.
00:42:58I don't wanna be a bad guy.
00:43:02You're not a bad guy, JT.
00:43:03Mm-mm.
00:43:04Mm-mm.
00:43:05But you're definitely not a lady.
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07That's disgusting.
00:43:08Mm-mm.
00:43:09Uh, mm, come on.
00:43:10Oh, come on.
00:43:11Oh, then, oh, no, no, this way.
00:43:12Oh, this way.
00:43:13Oh, this way.
00:43:14But you're definitely not a lady.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:19That's the same.
00:43:20Yes.
00:43:22Come on.
00:43:25Oh, come on.
00:43:26Oh, then.
00:43:26Oh, no, no.
00:43:27This way.
00:43:27This way.
00:43:28Oh, this way.
00:43:31Come on.
00:43:31Come on.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:37I didn't know you were such a light.
00:43:42Women metabolize alcohol slower than men.
00:43:45Everyone knows that.
00:43:47Oh.
00:43:48Look, while you're in my body, you need to think more like a woman, which means you have
00:43:53to think about your safety more.
00:43:56I already feel bad enough.
00:43:59As it is, you can stop lecturing me.
00:44:03I don't want anything bad to happen to my body while you're using it.
00:44:07Okay, well, you made everybody think that I was gay.
00:44:13So what?
00:44:15There's nothing wrong with being gay.
00:44:17Of course there's nothing wrong with being gay.
00:44:20That's not the point.
00:44:21The point is that I am not gay.
00:44:24So while you're in my body, I would appreciate it if you would act accordingly.
00:44:30Unless you're admitting that it's harder to be a man than you thought.
00:44:37Nope.
00:44:39Good.
00:44:39Because you have a jujitsu session with Rocky Wiseman tomorrow morning.
00:44:44Don't embarrass me, okay?
00:44:56Just try to be tougher.
00:45:01I work out all the time.
00:45:03I'm in great shape, as you can see.
00:45:06I got this.
00:45:07This isn't hot yoga, okay?
00:45:10This is Brazilian jujitsu.
00:45:11Are you prepared to kill or be killed?
00:45:14Oh my god, your face.
00:45:22I'm just kidding, man.
00:45:23The worst that's going to happen is you're going to get a face full of Rocky's crotch.
00:45:27That's not funny.
00:45:32Kirsten, I wasn't expecting to see you, but I'm glad to see the two of you are getting along.
00:45:37Never better.
00:45:39Now, are you ready to spar?
00:45:44Uh-huh.
00:45:48I mean, uh, fucking A right, brah.
00:45:51Are we going to do this or not, JT?
00:46:07You can't keep running away from this.
00:46:11Look, I don't want a face full of his crotch, okay?
00:46:15Just follow my directions.
00:46:18You put your left arm around his neck, or you step your right leg between his legs, and then just let gravity do the rest.
00:46:24I don't think I can, I can't do this.
00:46:28You listen to me.
00:46:29You are a big, strong man who can bench 225 on a bad day.
00:46:33You can take down Grandpa Wiseman, man.
00:46:35No problem.
00:46:37Now get out there.
00:46:39Keep some ass.
00:46:39Oh, sorry.
00:46:57Will you relax?
00:47:14You'll still be able to have children.
00:47:16Well, who said anything about children?
00:47:18I just don't want to be permanently damaged.
00:47:22Ow.
00:47:23Oh, God.
00:47:25You can throw up if you want to.
00:47:28No one would say anything.
00:47:29It is the worst pain in the world.
00:47:32I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:47:34It's bad.
00:47:35But definitely not the worst pain in the world.
00:47:39What could be worse?
00:47:40Here you go.
00:47:44Oh.
00:47:45I hope I didn't hurt you too badly there, JT.
00:47:48You know, I hate to gloat, but this is the first time I've bested you.
00:47:57I think that keto is really making a difference in my core strength.
00:48:01Well, I wouldn't say you bested JT so much as you sucker punched him in the dick.
00:48:05Well, I hope you fully recover for the big presentation.
00:48:15We are counting on you to land this account with the Weatherstone Cam Pack.
00:48:19I'm so excited.
00:48:20I've actually revamped the entire color scheme of the presentation.
00:48:23I'm thinking red, brown, and beige.
00:48:25Great, great.
00:48:27Let's cold plunge.
00:48:28I want to set a new record today.
00:48:30Four minutes.
00:48:35First, we purposely tried to hurt each other.
00:48:42And then we sat in a barrel of freezing cold water.
00:48:45Like, it's literal torture.
00:48:48Oh, and the shrinkage?
00:48:50It's real.
00:48:51Ugh, gross.
00:48:54Doesn't he have anything other than protein powder?
00:48:58But I'm impressed with how seriously JT takes it.
00:49:01You know, it's kind of weird to want to choke out your boss, but at least he's dedicated.
00:49:09I think I underestimated him.
00:49:11Oh, no.
00:49:29Here we go.
00:49:31Hansy Hank.
00:49:32Ruining another morning.
00:49:35Have a nice day, sir.
00:49:38Oh.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:41Hank, not today.
00:49:42I'm in a hurry.
00:49:43You can't hurry, love, babe.
00:49:55I'm gonna kill you.
00:49:59Count your days.
00:50:03You cannot behave like that in public.
00:50:05Me?
00:50:06What about him?
00:50:07Look, I know it's unfair.
00:50:09I've complained so many times.
00:50:10But it just doesn't work that way.
00:50:13What?
00:50:15Oh, no.
00:50:16I'll just...
00:50:17I'll go file another complaint.
00:50:19It's not...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:22I just...
00:50:23I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:50:25I've just been crying all morning over the dumbest shit, like, spilling my coffee.
00:50:29And, like, you know, I'm a couple holding hands.
00:50:33I have, like, the worst pain in the world.
00:50:35And my head hurts so bad.
00:50:36But I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:50:39Oh, it's...
00:50:40It's your time of the month, buddy.
00:50:44What?
00:50:46How many hours does this last?
00:50:49Try a week.
00:50:51Oh, no.
00:50:53No, put me out of my misery.
00:50:55Okay, all right.
00:50:57Okay.
00:50:57Shh.
00:50:59This will help.
00:51:02I'll admit, this is harder than I thought it would be.
00:51:07What if we never turn back?
00:51:11Then we'll get through it together.
00:51:17I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk to you.
00:51:20I feel so good.
00:51:35I don't know why you don't do it all the time for him.
00:51:39I know.
00:51:39Yes.
00:51:46Okay, pull yourself together, okay?
00:51:48We can get ice cream and cry later.
00:51:51Right now, I need you to help me land this campaign.
00:51:55You don't need me.
00:51:58I'm just a clown with nice abs.
00:52:01That's not true, okay?
00:52:03You work hard.
00:52:05And you push me to be better.
00:52:09I've learned a lot from you about teamwork.
00:52:12And I need you for this.
00:52:15Do you need that?
00:52:18Let's get to work.
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:27Okay?
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:30What was CamPak's total advertising budget last year?
00:52:33Uh, 53% of revenue.
00:52:38What if we use social media to increase ROI?
00:52:40By decreasing overall budget.
00:52:42Exactly.
00:52:43But not like traditional influencers that you have to pay.
00:52:46No, we need something more immediate.
00:52:49A customized photopop filter that users can add to their videos for free.
00:52:56Instead of a handful of influencers, you have thousands of real people advertising for you.
00:53:01It's brilliant.
00:53:02Yeah, if we can think of something clever enough to go viral.
00:53:05Oh, you will.
00:53:09We'll do it together.
00:53:23Who's General Langston?
00:53:25My father.
00:53:40My father can be a very difficult man to deal with.
00:53:44So just say less.
00:53:48Are you sure meeting him now is a good idea with everything going on?
00:53:53What exactly is going on, Junior?
00:53:55Who the hell is this?
00:53:56Uh, this is Kirsten Danfield.
00:54:01She's my work colleague.
00:54:02And we were in the middle of said work when we got your message and he...
00:54:06She...
00:54:07Hasn't eaten, so...
00:54:09I was very hungry, sir!
00:54:11Okay, we thought that we would start with the...
00:54:15Hi there.
00:54:15Um, I'd like the, um...
00:54:17Like two New York strip steaks, medium rare.
00:54:19A Caesar salad with grilled salmon.
00:54:21And water for the table.
00:54:22No bread.
00:54:25Sounds great.
00:54:26I love Caesar salad.
00:54:29Don't be ridiculous.
00:54:30You're having a steak.
00:54:34Well, Dad, um, it's been...
00:54:37How long has it been?
00:54:38A year.
00:54:39Probably.
00:54:41And Kirsten knows this because...
00:54:43I handle JT's calendar.
00:54:45But she's not my secretary.
00:54:47She's the junior partner.
00:54:48Yes, I am a great gal.
00:54:50Very smart.
00:54:51But we're talking about JT right now, remember?
00:54:55Yes.
00:54:57And I just got a big promotion at work.
00:55:00Yeah, I'm leading an important campaign pitch to Weatherstone Campac Limited.
00:55:05They're global leaders in photography.
00:55:07It's a pretty big deal.
00:55:07Advertising convinces people to throw their money away on trash.
00:55:11You're hardly saving the world.
00:55:14But I'm more than just my job.
00:55:17I'm disciplined.
00:55:19I work out.
00:55:20I eat well.
00:55:21I'm becoming a really good guy.
00:55:26It's actually transformative and beautiful to watch.
00:55:32I mean, that's what I've been told.
00:55:37And here I thought I raised a man.
00:55:39You sound like a sissy.
00:55:41Excuse me?
00:55:42I knew your mother coddled you too much when you were young.
00:55:45Don't bring mother...
00:55:47JT's mother into this.
00:55:49She was a saint.
00:55:53Probably.
00:55:55Actually, vulnerability is what makes me a real man.
00:55:59While you are nothing but a cliche of toxic masculinity.
00:56:03It's pretty pathetic.
00:56:04How dare you speak to me that way?
00:56:09Sir, I think what your son means to say is that masculinity is a spectrum.
00:56:16I don't need some secretary's opinion.
00:56:18She's a junior partner.
00:56:21And you should listen.
00:56:22You actually might learn something.
00:56:23I don't need some secretary's opinion.
00:56:34That was intense.
00:56:37I told you not to engage.
00:56:40You and your dad really need to talk.
00:56:42No.
00:56:43We don't.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:45Great plan.
00:56:46If you want to become general 2.0...
00:56:48Oh, and what about you, Miss Perfect?
00:56:51So anal retentive that even the smallest mistake can send you into convulsion.
00:56:55You have no idea what it's like to be me.
00:56:57Yes, I do.
00:56:59And I'll admit, it's hard.
00:57:01But it's hard to be me, too.
00:57:07And I'm still in my period.
00:57:31I'm still in my period.
00:57:32I'm still in my period, too.
00:58:20Hey, I just wanted to talk to you about what we...
00:58:50Kirsten, I do not appreciate the way you treated me the other day.
00:59:02You really hurt my feelings.
00:59:06Kirsten agrees.
00:59:09Mm-hmm.
00:59:10She was so hard on you, and she's sorry, and her perfectionism is just a cover for her insecurity.
00:59:18But you're perfect.
00:59:20Everything comes so easy to you.
00:59:21I mean, Kirsten has learned that it's not easy for anyone.
00:59:36So, she wants you to be a part of the presentation to the client.
00:59:42Yes, and she's going to give you an opportunity to shine.
00:59:45Thank you, Kirsten.
00:59:46I promise I won't let you down.
00:59:48And I have the cutest hot pink bandeau top to freshen up your look before the big meeting.
00:59:53Great.
00:59:54Hey, I meant what I said.
01:00:03No one has it easy, not even you.
01:00:06I appreciate that.
01:00:07And you might be right about me having to talk to my father.
01:00:12I hope to get there someday.
01:00:19Are you ready to knock Weatherstone Camp Pax socks off?
01:00:26Ever end up color-coding that presentation?
01:00:28Yes, I did.
01:00:42Our plan for Weatherstone Camp Pax new advertising campaign focuses on expanding your customer base to women.
01:00:59The most exciting component to the plan is the Photopop filter for social media platforms.
01:01:08It allows users to overlay friends' and family members' pictures to their videos.
01:01:19Why would women want to advertise with us?
01:01:26Actually, you've heard a lot from me, so I'm going to throw it over to my team.
01:01:32Kirsten and Leah.
01:01:33As a member of Gen Z, I can tell you, we love posting to social media.
01:01:40The Photopop filter is a digital way to walk in someone else's shoes.
01:01:47It builds connection.
01:01:49This plan is a slam dunk.
01:01:52Choose us and we'll prove it.
01:01:54This isn't what I was expecting.
01:02:00I'll need more time to consider before I'm willing to invest millions.
01:02:05Can we discuss more over dinner tonight?
01:02:08Yes.
01:02:08Great job, JT.
01:02:20We're one step closer.
01:02:22Make sure you seal the deal with Branson Weatherstone tonight at dinner.
01:02:26So, unfortunately, I won't be able to make dinner tonight.
01:02:29While I'm very committed to this project, I need to maintain a work-life balance.
01:02:34Also, I have a date with a Peruvian underwear model.
01:02:37Oh, I hope you understand, JT.
01:02:43You're great.
01:02:46But I just don't think it'll work out between us.
01:02:49Benicio is just more of my generation, and I feel like we connect on a deeper soul level.
01:02:57I get it.
01:03:00It's a soul connection.
01:03:01Oh, Kirsten, let me know if you want me to lend you something more contemporary for tonight.
01:03:09Thank you so much.
01:03:10Of course.
01:03:11Happy to help.
01:03:13Go team!
01:03:13You don't have to come tonight either, if you're feeling too tired.
01:03:27Well, I thought you said that we were a team.
01:03:30Yeah, but I know that you've been working a lot, and you value your free time.
01:03:34You just want to spend the evening alone with Branson Weatherstone.
01:03:44What?
01:03:44Oh, don't play dumb.
01:03:46You were practically drooling over him as we walked in.
01:03:49I wasn't drooling.
01:03:50He's a handsome, successful man.
01:03:58And while that may be enough for some women, I need more.
01:04:02Besides, I have enough on my plate right now without having to add romantic complications to the list.
01:04:12Oh.
01:04:14You're jealous.
01:04:16I am not jealous.
01:04:18Okay.
01:04:19Whatever you say.
01:04:21I just think we work better as a team.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:25Then I'll see you at dinner.
01:04:27Well, try not to drool over the table.
01:04:33Hmm.
01:04:41Photography was really my late wife's passion.
01:04:45After she passed, I had the opportunity to sell the company, but ultimately decided to keep it.
01:04:50For my two daughters to take over someday.
01:04:53I'm so sorry about your wife.
01:04:57You see, Weatherstone Campac is a family company at heart.
01:05:06That's why I take every decision so seriously.
01:05:09It's for my girls' futures.
01:05:11Kirsten, I'm sure you understand as a woman in business how hard it could be.
01:05:17We absolutely understand.
01:05:20More than you know, don't we, Kirsten?
01:05:24You don't agree?
01:05:26Look.
01:05:28Money talks and bullshit walks.
01:05:30Your company needs to stay relevant in order to survive.
01:05:34We are the only two people that can help you with that.
01:05:36Um, what, what, um, what Kirsten means is that...
01:05:39I've heard enough.
01:05:45I'll let you know my decision tomorrow.
01:06:01Cheers.
01:06:07Come on, that was brilliant.
01:06:08You set them up, I knock them down.
01:06:11If by knock them down, you mean lose the whole deal?
01:06:14Sure.
01:06:16You just offended the man's whole belief system.
01:06:19Please, I know when a man is talking out of his ass because a woman is present.
01:06:26Just trust me on this.
01:06:28What if you're wrong and we lose the deal?
01:06:31Then I'll take responsibility.
01:06:33That's easy for you to say, but I'm the one in charge.
01:06:36Well, once we're back in our bodies, then no one will blame you.
01:06:39So, what if we never go back?
01:06:44Then, like you said, we'll get through it together.
01:06:54Yeah, but then I'll be stuck with these abs that don't quit.
01:07:00Well, at least you won't be cursed with this incredibly soft skin.
01:07:06What about these dimples?
01:07:11Gross.
01:07:12These awful,
01:07:15prouty lips.
01:07:18Terrible.
01:07:18You don't know.
01:07:32You don't know.
01:07:34Stay.
01:07:37You don't know.
01:07:38You don't know.
01:07:39You don't know.
01:07:41No.
01:07:42I'm sorry.
01:07:56Yeah, it's a little weird, right?
01:07:58Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but yeah, a little bit.
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:04Part of me is curious.
01:08:06Oh, yeah, no, me too.
01:08:08I just don't think I can do it right now.
01:08:10Well, under different circumstances, I would love to.
01:08:15Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:08:19I guess I should probably go home now.
01:08:23Haven't you learned anything?
01:08:27You can't go out there alone at this hour.
01:08:31I'll sleep on the couch.
01:08:32It's your apartment, after all.
01:08:36Or we could share the bed.
01:08:38If that's not too weird, the couch is kind of lumpy.
01:08:43Sure.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:56This might be strange to say, but...
01:09:00I wouldn't want to go through this with anyone but you.
01:09:03Me neither.
01:09:25I'm...
01:09:26I'm sorry.
01:09:27How'd you sleep?
01:09:34Uh...
01:09:35Lonely?
01:09:37I guess.
01:09:39Yeah.
01:09:40Same.
01:09:44You know, I've...
01:09:46I've never had...
01:09:49just a sleepover with a woman before.
01:09:52Yeah.
01:09:55I'm sure it was super weird for you.
01:09:57Oh, no.
01:09:58Kirsten, that's not what...
01:10:01Russ wants to see me right away.
01:10:07Me too.
01:10:15Me too.
01:10:26We take sexual harassment very seriously here at Elwood Group and have implemented a zero tolerance policy.
01:10:33I want to be very clear.
01:10:36I mean business.
01:10:38Unfortunately, my many warnings have gone unheeded.
01:10:42And I'm forced to let the guilty party go.
01:10:46So, I've decided to fire Hank, the security guard.
01:10:53I've gotten too many complaints, including from the both of you, to let this go and check any longer.
01:10:59Please, accept my apologies.
01:11:01That has taken so long to rid the company of this menace.
01:11:05Of course, sir.
01:11:06We understand.
01:11:08We are both big fans of the due process.
01:11:11Okay.
01:11:12Well, thank you.
01:11:14And, uh, my door's always open.
01:11:22I was worried that he was on to us.
01:11:31Us.
01:11:32JT.
01:11:33There is no us.
01:11:35There is no us.
01:11:36We just had friendly conversation, a platonic sleepover, nothing more.
01:11:42But it was more.
01:11:45I've never felt that close with anyone before.
01:11:51We both just got caught up in the moment.
01:11:54And I know that we don't want to lose our jobs.
01:11:57I don't care about my job.
01:11:59I care about you.
01:12:01Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
01:12:02You've never had to fight to be taken seriously professionally.
01:12:06For all your talk about feelings, you're scared of your own.
01:12:11I'm finally getting traction in my career, and I don't want anything to jeopardize that.
01:12:15Why don't you get that?
01:12:16Wow.
01:12:17It is surreal to hear the same bullshit speech I have given so many women.
01:12:24Thank you for showing me how cold I've been.
01:12:28I only wish that I could do the same for you.
01:12:30Just the team I wanted to see.
01:12:36Congratulations.
01:12:37I want you to handle Campbeck's new campaign.
01:12:42Oh, my.
01:12:43That's terrific news.
01:12:45Thank you, Mr. Weatherstone.
01:12:47And, Kirsten, I want you to lead it.
01:12:55You make quite an impression on me at dinner.
01:12:58I appreciate your insight and feel like you are the best choice to lead a campaign.
01:13:05JT, I'm sure you'll fully support her in this leadership position.
01:13:07Great.
01:13:12Kirsten, meet me in an hour for our first official kickoff meeting.
01:13:15I guess you were right.
01:13:23It's not the boys' club holding me back.
01:13:25It's me.
01:13:26You know that's not true.
01:13:28Do I?
01:13:29You're still in charge, but this time in my body.
01:13:32So, what does that say?
01:13:35Okay.
01:13:39It says that we landed this campaign together.
01:13:43You did all the behind-the-scenes work and allowed me to shine in the moment.
01:13:50No one deserves this promotion more than you.
01:13:58I can't tell you how much it means for you to say that.
01:14:06I feel like we finally see each other.
01:14:13I've never felt this way before.
01:14:18Me neither.
01:14:20I'm sorry.
01:14:23You were right.
01:14:25I am scared.
01:14:27But I feel it too.
01:14:28What's going on here?
01:14:38Ross, I was just congratulating Kirsten on her promotion.
01:14:44You must think I'm an idiot.
01:14:46I know sexual harassment when I see it.
01:14:49Thank God I was here.
01:14:50Kirsten, are you okay?
01:14:52I know, I wasn't hurt.
01:14:53Yes, he was.
01:14:57Ross, thank you for saving me.
01:15:02JT, this is a violation of our zero-tolerance policy.
01:15:06I demand that you leave.
01:15:08Immediately.
01:15:09But I wasn't, I wasn't.
01:15:10Don't make me call security.
01:15:28Kirsten, wait.
01:15:29Leave me alone, JT.
01:15:31You got me fired.
01:15:32Isn't that enough?
01:15:33Wait, Kirsten, let me, let me explain.
01:15:35No, I get it.
01:15:37You buttered me up with all these nice words, and then you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:40If I hadn't told Ross that you were harassing me, then we both would have gotten fired.
01:15:44Oh, that would have been so rough for you, I guess.
01:15:46Listen to me.
01:15:52I didn't want you to get fired, because when we're back in our rightful bodies, you will still have a job.
01:15:58You deserve everything that you have worked so hard for, Kirsten.
01:16:04How do you know we're going to change back?
01:16:06Because you made me a better person.
01:16:09And I have to believe that that means that something magical is going to happen.
01:16:16You made me a better person, too.
01:16:34You made me a better person, too.
01:16:47You made me a better person, too.
01:16:53You made me a better person.
01:16:55JT?
01:16:58Kirsten?
01:16:59we're back yeah i have to go tell rainey no no no you have to meet with
01:17:08branson weatherstone and you have to go over the promotion details i i am not prepared yes you are
01:17:15you know it and i know it now go show that guy who's boss technically wait where are you going
01:17:24well now that i'm back in my body i have some of my own unfinished business to take care of
01:17:31on second thought i will take the stairs
01:17:42junior sir what's a big emergency i fly out in 1900 hours
01:18:00i wanted to apologize how things went down sir i'm glad to hear you've come to your senses
01:18:09i'm sorry for how the message was delivered but i'm not sorry for the message itself
01:18:16i'm not ashamed to talk about how i feel you know your generation of men has really gone soft
01:18:25jesus don't you get tired of pretending to be so tough all the time can't we just talk
01:18:36after your mother died
01:18:45i felt lost for a long time
01:18:48i didn't know you never wanted to talk about her
01:18:56that's because it hurt too much
01:18:58and i was suddenly left to raise a teenager on my own
01:19:03yeah
01:19:05and i was an easy kid to deal with
01:19:09and i was terrified of messing it up too
01:19:12i think that's why i thought being hard was the best way to teach you strength
01:19:19but i i didn't feel strong
01:19:23i miss her too dad
01:19:36i think you got something in your eye
01:19:44it's just um allergies
01:19:47no i actually find a good cry to be deeply cathartic
01:19:53don't be ridiculous
01:19:54i just need a stiff drink
01:19:57bring my father a whiskey neat
01:20:02make it a double
01:20:03my son and i have to make up for lost time
01:20:07now explain to me exactly why you're unemployed
01:20:12waiter
01:20:14uh make that two double whiskeys
01:20:16thanks
01:20:17the photopop app is going to bring a whole world of photography to young women like your daughters
01:20:26more wine
01:20:27oh i'm good thanks
01:20:29but while film photography has predominantly been a male-dominated field
01:20:37data shows that young women and and people of color have been
01:20:43kirsten you don't need to keep fishing me
01:20:47i'm sold
01:20:48you did an amazing job and i'm thrilled to be working with you
01:20:53i really can't take all the credit
01:20:55it was a group endeavor
01:20:57oh you've been entirely too modest
01:20:59you're clearly the superstar
01:21:03it's brilliant
01:21:04yeah if we can think of something to go viral
01:21:07you will
01:21:08we'll do it together
01:21:09i'm not being overly modest
01:21:15the truth is i couldn't have done this without jt
01:21:19i'm not saying that i didn't work hard or i don't deserve to lead
01:21:23but at the end of the day it comes down to a great team
01:21:26it wouldn't feel right to take this position alone
01:21:29jt needs to be a part of it too
01:21:31from what i understand jt was fired for uh inappropriate behavior at work
01:21:40that was
01:21:44that was a misunderstanding
01:21:47i see
01:21:48look you want the best team for the campaign and jt and i are it
01:21:52we work together not at all and that's that are you giving me an ultimatum
01:22:00i'm just really passionate about this
01:22:05okay i do want more passion on my team so yes i'll talk to rocky about bringing jt back
01:22:16really kirsten i need you to have exactly what you need
01:22:22i would love for us to spend more time together
01:22:27you see i can be very passionate too
01:22:32don't touch me is this the reason you gave me the job so that i would sleep with you
01:22:38come on i know you like me
01:22:45what's up jt let me know what you want and i'll hit you back when i can peace out
01:23:03hey have you seen kirsten she called me last night and when i tried to call her back she didn't answer
01:23:07no sorry okay um if you see her can you tell her i'm looking for her yeah thanks
01:23:19jt i didn't expect to see you here i was just coming to pick up my things but trust me i'm leaving
01:23:27not so fast look i want you to come back to elwood group we need you what about the sexual harassment
01:23:35charges ah don't worry we all know it was a misunderstanding in fact branson weatherstone asked for you personally
01:23:46really yeah i would love to come back and work under kirsten's leadership
01:23:50it would kirsten resigned
01:23:54what she's finishing up her exit interview with ross and hr right now
01:24:00why would she resign she worked so hard for this position yeah
01:24:08branson weatherstone he's a sleaze isn't he i knew it i think it's safer to have men at the top
01:24:18to avoid these embarrassing hiccups you know saves everyone the trouble
01:24:23you want to keep doing business with jerks like weatherstone
01:24:28don't be naive jt we can't afford not to
01:24:39you know kirsten was right this place is a boys club it's never gonna change
01:24:46and i don't want to be a part of it anymore i want to work with the best which means people
01:24:54like kirsten and she could run circles around half the men in this office and we all know it
01:25:01so you can take this job and shove it yes good job
01:25:07i can't believe you did that i meant it
01:25:25i'm sorry i love you kirsten
01:25:29i know it's complicated but i suddenly everything feels much simpler
01:25:36i love you too jt
01:25:56how pathetic throwing your career away for a woman talk about pussy whip brother
01:26:02you know dane the old me would have decked you but recently i've evolved good for you
01:26:11allow me
01:26:14oh jesus i have to stop doing that oh it hurts even more in this body
01:26:32is everything okay
01:26:54is everything okay never better
01:27:02good
01:27:09because i've waited a long time for this
01:27:11what are you thinking about
01:27:27just how fun it was to be inside you oh okay stop you know that's not what i meant
01:27:34i'm talking about when i'm talking about when i was in your body
01:27:40yeah
01:27:40definitely wasn't all bad
01:27:45but i think it's more fun to be ourselves together
01:27:51couldn't agree more
01:27:52you know now that we're jobless what should we do
01:28:03i think i still owe you a drink
01:28:04we should include our desire to lead by example in our mission statement
01:28:11and we should offer equitable pay structures in order to attract top talent
01:28:16oh and uh uh profit shares yes and paid family leave for men and women
01:28:23you want a family
01:28:25i do with you
01:28:26if you think it's so easy being me why don't you try it i'd love to you wouldn't last a day in my shoes
01:28:35and you think you'd last a day in mine do you think we should warn them
01:28:40yeah
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