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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21He's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bollie once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:33Room service.
00:01:34Mission accomplished.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:33To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:44No.
00:02:45Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:58Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:34Grandma.
00:03:37Everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:42what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life
00:03:50five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:53why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:57but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:01oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:07hands to yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:17what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:27you dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want
00:04:31stay away from my grandma you got it what the hell what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't
00:04:55what i'm alive wait what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in
00:05:10my body i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do you're that suicidal bride
00:05:16you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what'd you do my identity's complicated
00:05:24if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not gonna spend 24 7 with a filthy
00:05:32stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane you were running
00:05:40from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind the wedding
00:05:45is back on no no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:49it's your choice him or me
00:05:53it's your choice him or me
00:05:59fine fine but the second he's back we're getting divorced
00:06:04you i mean who's that guy
00:06:07what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your doubts
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me too short
00:06:23what are you doing this guy is obviously using you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:39try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser
00:06:45what the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:51every chasing men sucks as a coward
00:06:58fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition we try to switch back first and if that
00:07:06doesn't work then i'll meet you at the turf fair enough don't disappoint me fiance
00:07:14okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:22i'm game go stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter
00:07:28bride than roadkill so screw it let's get married get ready to kneel kneel yeah
00:07:35all right 8 57 all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51oh uh uh uh can you help you what journey the young lord uh huh are you too sure about this
00:08:03yeah because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and i'm not gonna lie this room
00:08:08i need to check up from the neck cover excuse me wait are you holding me crazy
00:08:12We're certain. Please process our application.
00:08:15Yeah, please.
00:08:18All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:38You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness. Stop whining.
00:08:44It's a fake marriage, Your Highness. Stop whining.
00:08:51My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03All right, then.
00:09:04In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful. Take that as a yes.
00:09:09Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:25Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:48Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me.
00:09:54Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:57Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only had my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know what passion...
00:10:18I really am a good kisser, aren't I?
00:10:19I could be...
00:10:20This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:10:59Fuck.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting it on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:13Softly little princess, you don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:26What?
00:12:27Oh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:36And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:43Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:03I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:24Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, you know.
00:13:34Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:50Oh, I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait, I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:10Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face,
00:15:28worth an estimated $30 million in skin care,
00:15:30I will legit yeep your favorite appendage
00:15:32straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53No.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:58Shit.
00:16:00Hmm.
00:16:01Hmm.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:04Hmm.
00:16:04Hmm.
00:16:04Hmm.
00:16:04Hmm.
00:16:04Hmm.
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00:16:08Hmm.
00:16:09Hmm.
00:16:09Hmm.
00:16:17Ah, slay.
00:16:42Well, well, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste. Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:52This shade would look fire on you. Do you want to try?
00:16:57No. I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition. They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:12Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down. I'll show you.
00:17:21Oh.
00:17:26I hate it.
00:17:32Okay. Uh, don't move or I might cut you.
00:17:38Fuck.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:40Fuck.
00:17:41You're gonna put that on here? No. What?
00:17:44Yeah. I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here? Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:55Okay, don't worry. Rinse it off when you shower.
00:18:00Oh. Sh-shower?
00:18:01Sh-shower?
00:18:02What?
00:18:21All right. No peeking.
00:18:22No peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me. Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch. Really much.
00:18:27Okay, watch it. Careful.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:50Somebody named Raven. Should I pick it up?
00:18:52Um, yeah. Whatever he says, just say. Mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man. You've been straight up ghost mode for days. Do you miss me or what?
00:19:07Mm-hmm.
00:19:08Mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess. You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures. You're basically untouchable anyway. I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Buzz me up. And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Oh. Mm-hmm.
00:19:29So your boy's outside and he said something about omission.
00:19:31What? What the hell? Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that, mm-hmm. So I, mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:42Wait, hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least...
00:19:46On some underwear.
00:19:57Well, it's about time you let me in. I...
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:19So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:24Uh...
00:20:25I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married? Since when?
00:20:29The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and, uh...
00:20:37Just...
00:20:39We clicked instantly and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas. I am straight.
00:20:53So...
00:20:54What brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:57Okay, don't get any weird ideas. I'm straight.
00:21:00So...
00:21:01What brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:02I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:03She's as extra as you are.
00:21:04Anywho...
00:21:05Could you tell your girl to dip? This is real talk.
00:21:07Nah, man. She's good. She, uh...
00:21:08She knows what's up. She...
00:21:09She...
00:21:10We don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:11Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:15Get to the point. Skip the filler.
00:21:20Hold on.
00:21:22Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:24I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:27I reallyacked my wrist.
00:21:28Get to the point. Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:53Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:56No, it's not happening. Can't you see we just got married? We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife or your life? Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait. He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:27Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax. I'll handle it.
00:22:39Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:22:57Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life. I'm all in.
00:23:11Well, with some feeling.
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life. I'm all in.
00:23:22Well, with some feeling.
00:23:24Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37No, Grandma, Grandma.
00:23:39Please. Please.
00:23:40We truly, truly love each other.
00:23:41Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:56Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:00Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:24How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:49That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:56Lee did just ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, Grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:16you can walk away.
00:25:17So, love who you love.
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:25if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:30you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:38if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:42you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:44Grandma,
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:02Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:27Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:28Mission's done,
00:26:29but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:35We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So,
00:27:09you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:19Oh, wait.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hand?
00:27:34Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:46actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try
00:27:51not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop
00:27:53reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally
00:28:11cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret
00:28:13agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17Finishing that mission
00:28:17nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:21this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk,
00:28:27why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like
00:28:31dangerous to you.
00:28:32Yeah.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:43Well,
00:28:43she looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:46She was.
00:28:50She taught me
00:28:51how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55This is how you got
00:28:56in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation
00:29:05going to get your spot back?
00:29:05No, absolutely not.
00:29:07End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you
00:29:16risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Well,
00:29:19besides me,
00:29:20who else is going to help you?
00:29:21The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff,
00:29:25I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:26teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent,
00:29:28right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:30this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford
00:29:34to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body
00:29:42forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously
00:30:00just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me
00:30:04feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:06Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:13Oh, God.
00:30:20What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell
00:30:26would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:29Do I
00:30:29like him?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second,
00:30:43I was thinking
00:30:43of promoting you
00:30:44to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:47It's the last moment
00:30:48of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today.
00:30:57This is the whole plan.
00:30:59That's just the table
00:31:00of contents.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late
00:31:03to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1350?
00:31:1550?
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:17Keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan isn't humane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:26Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:34Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Answer yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:06I am so writing a fantasy novel
00:32:07about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:11Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's
00:32:13not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway,
00:32:18after lunch,
00:32:19I have something special
00:32:20to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Rare jewelry?
00:32:24Ancient arms and axe.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:26Limited edition air mess.
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted
00:32:40somebody who washes their face
00:32:41with bar soap.
00:32:42No, just pick one for them.
00:32:45No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything
00:32:52to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically,
00:32:55I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then,
00:32:57pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:00How about this one?
00:33:03How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But,
00:33:13it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:22This one.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:29Raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:46Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it.
00:34:11Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh,
00:34:24that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:39I'm going to kill.
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So,
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:57and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know
00:35:03how hard I worked
00:35:04to introduce you
00:35:05to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea
00:35:07how difficult it is
00:35:08to find someone so rich
00:35:09and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting
00:35:15a little tired
00:35:15of following her around
00:35:17like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey,
00:35:21honey,
00:35:22just stick with it
00:35:23a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:26We need
00:35:27her money.
00:35:28I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:45at school,
00:35:46who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve
00:35:52to play kissy face
00:35:54with Ethan.
00:35:55Okay,
00:35:55you've been crying
00:35:56for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:35:59why don't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away
00:36:07with this.
00:36:07They used me
00:36:12for my money
00:36:13and I'm not going to let
00:36:14somebody
00:36:14who betrayed me
00:36:16get off that easy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve
00:36:21to ask me out?
00:36:23Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:42giving them a reality check,
00:36:43but I am terrible
00:36:44with drama.
00:36:45Well,
00:36:45and I suck at being
00:36:46a secret agent,
00:36:46but you still owe me
00:36:47three favors,
00:36:48remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:49Okay,
00:36:50so you're resorting
00:36:51to your husband
00:36:51to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:53Your husband.
00:37:15Blair?
00:37:16I haven't been able
00:37:18to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me
00:37:20at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:22And I'm sorry,
00:37:24okay?
00:37:25But I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine
00:37:27life without you.
00:37:29And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept
00:37:34with other men
00:37:35if you just get back
00:37:37with me.
00:37:38This manipulative
00:37:39piece of trash.
00:37:42Bastard.
00:37:43You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh,
00:37:54you mean the kind
00:37:55of best friend
00:37:55who sleeps
00:37:55with her fiancé?
00:37:58Oh,
00:37:59you mean the kind
00:37:59of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps
00:38:00with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot,
00:38:07you know?
00:38:07No wonder
00:38:08Blair chose
00:38:08to be with you.
00:38:12I have some
00:38:13self-respect.
00:38:14And for the record,
00:38:15I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:16I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well,
00:38:23can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous
00:38:26and rich,
00:38:28sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know,
00:38:30she literally
00:38:31ran out on her wedding.
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay,
00:38:35so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush
00:38:36thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part
00:38:37of your master plan
00:38:38to force her back
00:38:38with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get
00:38:40out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get
00:38:41out of this?
00:38:42Oh,
00:38:43baby,
00:38:43nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh,
00:38:48my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful
00:38:50to one girl.
00:38:50Hey.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry
00:38:54for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair,
00:38:58I just want to know
00:38:59what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving
00:39:01wrecked me
00:39:02and
00:39:02I just wanted you
00:39:03to give us
00:39:04another chance.
00:39:05What,
00:39:05you're the one
00:39:06who's wrecked?
00:39:07God,
00:39:07what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say
00:39:08you have morning sickness
00:39:09because of me?
00:39:13Hey,
00:39:14you.
00:39:17Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing
00:39:19men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared
00:39:21man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You,
00:39:28you're making
00:39:29things up.
00:39:30Well,
00:39:30that's how it's
00:39:31going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Just one.
00:39:33Everyone,
00:39:34airdrops on.
00:39:36Just one,
00:39:36you have to do it.
00:39:45You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated,
00:39:53you lied,
00:39:53and now you want
00:39:54to hit a woman?
00:39:55Uh-oh.
00:39:55Nice job,
00:39:56Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace
00:39:57to mankind.
00:39:58Oh,
00:39:58you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago,
00:40:00you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show
00:40:02your face again,
00:40:03I will put you
00:40:04back in the dirt
00:40:04every single
00:40:06fucking time.
00:40:08Both of you
00:40:11are going to
00:40:12regret this.
00:40:13You better
00:40:14watch your backs.
00:40:15Please.
00:40:16Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait,
00:40:30how did you get this
00:40:31first?
00:40:31Oh,
00:40:31please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:33I pick up a few
00:40:34hacking skills.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:39If whatever.
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool
00:40:49out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate
00:40:51our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy
00:40:56Blair Woods
00:40:57completely.
00:41:03Oh shit.
00:41:05Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods,
00:41:16you need to get back
00:41:17to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:28Jesus,
00:41:28come on.
00:41:29Come on.
00:41:29Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today,
00:41:40we're confronting
00:41:41this Woods company
00:41:43face to face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly
00:41:46are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what
00:41:51your cream did
00:41:52to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams
00:41:56are made with
00:41:56all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives
00:41:58and we've never
00:41:58had a reaction.
00:41:59You're all saying
00:42:01this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you
00:42:03are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them
00:42:04guess like me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim
00:42:07this product did that,
00:42:09I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's
00:42:11a reaction,
00:42:12I'll double
00:42:13your compensation.
00:42:14Oh yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this
00:42:17specially enhanced
00:42:18cream, honey.
00:42:27Let me guess.
00:42:28You were hoping
00:42:29you were hoping
00:42:29I'd slather this
00:42:30sulfuric acid
00:42:31lace cream
00:42:31on my face
00:42:32and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell
00:42:34does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab
00:42:37compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results
00:42:38in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No,
00:42:40I would never
00:42:41do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know
00:42:43how important
00:42:44a face is
00:42:45to an influencer?
00:42:46I would never
00:42:49risk my own face
00:42:50just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:54You dare
00:43:00question me?
00:43:01My wife's
00:43:02reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:05That face rash
00:43:06is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:09She faked it?
00:43:10Attempted assault,
00:43:12defamation,
00:43:12fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career
00:43:14as an influencer
00:43:15is over.
00:43:16Security.
00:43:17No,
00:43:18no,
00:43:18no,
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It was a mistake.
00:43:21No,
00:43:21let go of me.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No,
00:43:25no,
00:43:26no,
00:43:27no.
00:43:34I'll admit
00:43:35you were surprisingly
00:43:36useful.
00:43:38I know,
00:43:39but something's
00:43:39bugging me.
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance,
00:43:42no invite.
00:43:43It's weird,
00:43:44right?
00:43:44You might want to
00:43:46check for a mole
00:43:47within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing
00:43:53like a hundred times
00:43:54today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking
00:43:55about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar
00:43:58waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiance
00:44:04Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you
00:44:10are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch
00:44:12your backs.
00:44:13I call it
00:44:14a secret agent's
00:44:15hunch.
00:44:20One day,
00:44:22I'm going to blow
00:44:24his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents,
00:44:26not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:30Okay.
00:44:31This place is nice.
00:44:40You're not here
00:44:40to party.
00:44:41Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that
00:44:49bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you
00:44:52to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out
00:44:53the assignments.
00:44:54Wait,
00:44:54you're not coming
00:44:55with me?
00:44:55Well,
00:44:55the agency
00:44:56doesn't exactly
00:44:57welcome strangers,
00:44:58so you'll have
00:44:59to go alone.
00:45:01And,
00:45:02just a heads up,
00:45:03Marion's a little
00:45:04obsessed with me.
00:45:06of course she is.
00:45:10You really
00:45:11have broken
00:45:11with Deborah,
00:45:11huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13Never even
00:45:13touched her.
00:45:15They're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:19Hey,
00:45:41Brady.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44Let me get you
00:45:44a drink.
00:45:48Hey,
00:45:48where you going,
00:45:49sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little
00:45:50phone.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's not right,
00:45:56won't you?
00:45:57Oh, my God.
00:45:58I'm just going to
00:45:58take a sip.
00:45:59Take a sip.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:01Just do a sip.
00:46:01Take a sip.
00:46:03Do you want to
00:46:04play rough,
00:46:05you little bitch?
00:46:16Okay,
00:46:17look,
00:46:18you have been
00:46:18on me ever
00:46:19on me ever since
00:46:19I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean,
00:46:20I'm here on a mission,
00:46:21not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle
00:46:26more pressing matters,
00:46:29you've got all night,
00:46:31baby.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:32Nothing going on
00:46:34with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:36Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me
00:46:51down for months,
00:46:52and you're ready
00:46:53to break protocol
00:46:54for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me,
00:46:56that is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:00The elite agent,
00:47:01Rick.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay,
00:47:08well,
00:47:09I'm going to share
00:47:09whatever I have
00:47:10with my partner,
00:47:10so...
00:47:11An agent dreaming
00:47:17of love
00:47:18like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:26This mission
00:47:27comes straight
00:47:28from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room
00:47:30for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well,
00:47:34save your concern.
00:47:41Chief,
00:47:45are you sure
00:47:46Nighthawk
00:47:47is the right choice
00:47:48for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise
00:47:53everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly
00:48:01what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see
00:48:04if my little bird
00:48:05stays little.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:08You little bitch,
00:48:13you want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah,
00:48:16well,
00:48:16let me show you
00:48:16what a real man's
00:48:17capable of,
00:48:18you filthy whore.
00:48:25Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:29My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32It's a Nighthawk,
00:48:33please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know
00:48:34she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:42Pray that we don't
00:48:43meet again,
00:48:44bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:59I'm sorry
00:49:00I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:04I just haven't felt
00:49:07that helpless
00:49:08in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was
00:49:10right back
00:49:11in my childhood,
00:49:12just trying to survive.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:19from now on,
00:49:23I'll protect you.
00:49:39Okay,
00:49:40careful.
00:49:41If you keep
00:49:41looking at me like that,
00:49:42I think you actually
00:49:43like...
00:49:44what?
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh,
00:49:45what?
00:49:46No,
00:49:46I,
00:49:47you,
00:49:47you're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting
00:49:50my property.
00:49:51Plus,
00:49:51you're the one
00:49:51with secret admirers
00:49:53crawling all over you.
00:49:55No,
00:49:55Marion doesn't count.
00:49:56There's nothing
00:49:57between us.
00:49:59I've never had
00:49:59the luxury
00:50:00of a normal
00:50:00relationship
00:50:01because of my job.
00:50:02I mean,
00:50:05we,
00:50:06I,
00:50:07technically,
00:50:08we're already
00:50:08married,
00:50:09so you could
00:50:10quit your job
00:50:11and work
00:50:12for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care
00:50:14of you.
00:50:16It's not my way
00:50:17of living.
00:50:18Besides,
00:50:19you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be
00:50:21the one supporting
00:50:22you.
00:50:22But,
00:50:23who,
00:50:23who said that
00:50:24I agreed to be
00:50:24your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought
00:50:29about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in
00:50:31these bodies forever.
00:50:33Uh,
00:50:35yeah,
00:50:36I mean,
00:50:36not ideal,
00:50:38but,
00:50:39um,
00:50:40I don't know,
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn
00:50:43how to pee standing up.
00:50:48Well,
00:50:49with you around,
00:50:49it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just
00:50:56study really hard
00:50:57at being good at six
00:50:59as a man.
00:51:00Okay,
00:51:01um,
00:51:01no,
00:51:02we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh,
00:51:05you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh,
00:51:08my God,
00:51:09I will never understand
00:51:10men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay,
00:51:12shut up.
00:51:15Um,
00:51:15let's get back
00:51:16to business
00:51:17find out who our next
00:51:18target is.
00:51:21Wait,
00:51:21our target's
00:51:22an international spy.
00:51:26Oh,
00:51:26wait,
00:51:27that's me.
00:51:27No,
00:51:27come on.
00:51:28I'm,
00:51:28I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know,
00:51:35no,
00:51:36I've heard rumors
00:51:36at the agency.
00:51:38They call it
00:51:38the X-Files.
00:51:39fake missions
00:51:42to cover up
00:51:43dirty work
00:51:43for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't
00:51:46piss off
00:51:47the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan,
00:51:51son of a
00:51:52bitch.
00:51:53I'm okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:06Uh,
00:52:07hack the system
00:52:08and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely
00:52:11Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play
00:52:15dirty?
00:52:16I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So,
00:52:19you know that company
00:52:20that's under his name?
00:52:22Yeah,
00:52:23that was a birthday gift
00:52:24from me.
00:52:24Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well,
00:52:31there should be enough
00:52:32evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines
00:52:41just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere,
00:52:48Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows
00:52:49you cheated on the woods,
00:52:51heiress.
00:52:51Our company's talk
00:52:52is crashing
00:52:53because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us
00:52:55an answer
00:52:56by today.
00:52:57What the hell
00:52:58is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines
00:53:01scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team
00:53:05is a joke
00:53:05compared to what
00:53:06Wood's family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing,
00:53:09Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:11Or,
00:53:12I'll make sure
00:53:13the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:17I am the chairman
00:53:19of this company,
00:53:20you cannot remove me
00:53:21from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair,
00:53:25you've got a lot of nerves
00:53:26showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:37Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here
00:53:40to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be
00:53:41your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell
00:53:43are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here
00:53:48to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be
00:53:49your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell
00:53:51are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay, well,
00:53:53let's go through
00:53:54the fine bread,
00:53:54shall we?
00:53:55Blair Woods
00:54:00now owns
00:54:0151%
00:54:03of the company,
00:54:05making her
00:54:05the majority shareholder,
00:54:07and as such,
00:54:08the chairwoman
00:54:09has complete hiring
00:54:10and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson,
00:54:14Tasha Blake,
00:54:15you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no.
00:54:19You see,
00:54:19I built this company
00:54:21from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just
00:54:23take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy,
00:54:25take a long
00:54:26hard-looking man
00:54:27if you even have one.
00:54:28This company,
00:54:29I...
00:54:30My wife
00:54:31built it,
00:54:32and she gave it to you,
00:54:32and now she's
00:54:33taking it back.
00:54:33So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing,
00:54:36we know about
00:54:37the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed
00:54:38a suit for
00:54:39credit to your competition,
00:54:40so get ready
00:54:41to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you
00:54:43would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass
00:54:46off to get here,
00:54:47and you think
00:54:47you can just stroll
00:54:48and then take it?
00:54:50Can't I have
00:54:50one damn thing
00:54:52without you
00:54:52stealing it, too?
00:54:53Somebody call
00:55:08an ambulance.
00:55:09I think
00:55:10they will save you
00:55:11as long as you're safe.
00:55:14Raven,
00:55:24I want the best
00:55:25surgeon you have
00:55:25here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to
00:55:27drag you more than James.
00:55:33If he dies,
00:55:34I will make sure
00:55:36that you go down with him.
00:55:37Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect
00:55:44to be pulled out of bed
00:55:45for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later,
00:55:52he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's do these
00:55:56true love groups
00:55:57in privacy.
00:55:57Why did you
00:56:09take the hit
00:56:09for me?
00:56:14I mean,
00:56:15what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell
00:56:17would I do then?
00:56:18It hurts,
00:56:27doesn't it?
00:56:30I wish I could
00:56:31take the pain
00:56:31for you.
00:56:32I need to do it.
00:56:59What happened?
00:57:01No way
00:57:06We switched back
00:57:09No way
00:57:12We switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18We switched back
00:57:19Liam
00:57:31I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34I've waited too long
00:57:36It's gone, everything's gone, you have to help me
00:57:43Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order, this is on you
00:57:50So, if you want your little secret going public, I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00This time, for good
00:58:01How are you feeling?
00:58:11What, do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19And didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:22It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:26Yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:30It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:33Um, okay
00:58:38Well, since you're so into me, um, I guess you can stay with my husband for a little longer
00:58:48You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:58When this whole body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03So now we switch back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:18Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34Almost
00:59:35Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:47He's right
00:59:48As long as she's with me, she'll always be in danger
00:59:51God, what the hell do I do?
00:59:53You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna just let you guys talk
01:00:11Well, spit it out
01:00:20Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew up the mission
01:00:24You pissed off the client
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:30Watch your back
01:00:33Understood
01:00:34But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:48All this fuss
01:00:49For a girl
01:00:50You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56They start to think that they can fly
01:00:58All on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:02Save it
01:01:03Go take your punishment
01:01:05This Blair Woods
01:01:12Has to die
01:01:14Hey, Queen
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Wanna have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool
01:01:27Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35Figures
01:01:38Guess you only suck around because of the body swap
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:46What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:55Once we switch back
01:01:57We call it
01:01:58Fine
01:02:01It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:07Cheers
01:02:19You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen her husband
01:02:25Come on
01:02:27Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:40Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:42Wait, no, girl
01:02:46You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53Please
01:02:54You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:00Oh, my God
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:21Oh, my God
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:24How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Claire?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:30Nice to meet you
01:03:32Damn, Blair
01:03:34Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl
01:03:44You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:48Um
01:03:48He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:51Yeah
01:03:52He's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54Come on
01:03:55Show us some photos
01:03:57No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59But tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she's a little drunk
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No
01:04:03Bye, Blair
01:04:06Come back soon
01:04:07Jeez, okay
01:04:12Slow down
01:04:14No, you're going too fast
01:04:16You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah
01:04:18Thanks, though
01:04:21Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30Just breathe
01:04:38Here
01:04:38I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42You okay?
01:04:47Thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50Wait here
01:04:51Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:54Ew
01:04:55Ew
01:04:56Ew
01:04:57Ew
01:04:58Ew
01:04:59Ew
01:05:00Ew
01:05:01Ew
01:05:02Ew
01:05:03Ew
01:05:04Ew
01:05:05Ew
01:05:06Ew
01:05:07Ew
01:05:08What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream
01:05:11I'll kill you
01:05:12Chilling
01:05:20Claire!
01:05:23Claire!
01:05:26Chilling
01:05:31Chilling
01:05:32Chilling
01:05:32Chilling
01:05:40Chilling
01:05:40well well i caught the esteemed ceo blair woods where's your knight in shining armor huh
01:05:56i would get so cocky that look i hate that look it makes me feel like i'm an insect who are you
01:06:06will look down on me well you are just a parasite living off of women's success so why would i
01:06:14respect you cute very cute keep running your mouth blair you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:21you know the thought that i ever dated you makes me want to throw up
01:06:27nice well you want to know something fun blair do you i don't even want you dead
01:06:36someone else does you made enemies babe big ones
01:06:40raven i need you to get me blair's location use every connection you have no screw-ups
01:06:48but if you transfer all of your shares into my account i might just tell you who actually
01:06:57want you dead in your dreams loser you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:06a jam perfect a jam you got lucky probably not twice in a row
01:07:18hey blair
01:07:29are you okay you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:40you okay you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:49i was scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:54but i'm done pushing you away blair i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:59how the hell did you find us
01:08:03my turn
01:08:14who sent you
01:08:19you were in way over your head
01:08:23uh fine i'll tell you i'll tell you it was the agency
01:08:36you know the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:40and you guys pissed off
01:08:42what
01:08:44stay behind me
01:08:53nice liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:06just as i trained you
01:09:08couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:20aesthetic
01:09:22oh
01:09:23sorry
01:09:25long time may see blair
01:09:27you're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:33trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:36my father
01:09:40didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42i'm gloria
01:09:43liam's loving foster mom
01:09:45and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:49hey gloria
01:09:54what are you talking about
01:09:56of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:00she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:05i killed your father
01:10:07i just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:09and then that old witch is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death wasn't an accident
01:10:16no
01:10:17no
01:10:18he got in my way
01:10:21you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune
01:10:24should have been mine
01:10:26and you
01:10:30time to come home
01:10:33good boy
01:10:34so you're choosing her
01:10:47over me
01:10:48i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:51not even you
01:10:54fine
01:10:55then you will die with her
01:10:57what's happening
01:11:19poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:22won't you
01:11:23what's happening
01:11:26poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly
01:11:29won't you
01:11:30you're breathing the same way that we are
01:11:32and you're still standing
01:11:34so that means there must be an antidote
01:11:36whoever
01:11:38must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:46you really are my finest creation
01:11:54was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:58all i ever wanted is what's mine
01:12:01and it will crush anyone who gets in my way
01:12:03well i'm not your weapon anymore
01:12:05and if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:08even after everything that you did
01:12:29grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32to you
01:12:33she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:37you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:39why
01:12:41after we finish him
01:12:43you're next
01:12:45once i finish him
01:12:48you're next
01:12:50glory woods
01:12:54drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56hands up in the air
01:12:58turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:01drop the weapon now
01:13:03hands on top of your head
01:13:06stop moving
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:10turn around
01:13:11she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:12sit back
01:13:14one more step
01:13:16i swear
01:13:16i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:21he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars
01:13:32ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:38and
01:13:39even when you were gone
01:13:41he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died
01:13:45you're lying
01:13:48you're just saying this to try to save her
01:13:51but i am not falling for it
01:13:54enough
01:13:55this ends here
01:14:02you're under arrest
01:14:06put your hands behind you
01:14:06no
01:14:07no get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:09get the hell off of me
01:14:11do you
01:14:12get the hell off of me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:30source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:35hey
01:14:36how did you find her
01:14:40you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:46when it comes to track any stop to you
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you
01:14:54angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:58but um
01:15:00i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:03guess i'm done
01:15:05caring
01:15:07from now on
01:15:11i'll be by your side
01:15:12wow
01:15:19beautiful
01:15:22okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:25okay so uh
01:15:26forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:31okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:36okay
01:15:38you know i want more than pasta
01:15:43okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:47blair wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:05but for real the same
01:16:08yeah
01:16:11yeah
01:16:11okay
01:16:12okay
01:16:17fine
01:16:18yeah
01:16:23yeah
01:16:30yeah
01:16:30yeah
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