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00:01:00Good evening, Captain.
00:01:24Good evening.
00:01:26Good evening, Mr. Gilman.
00:01:28We missed you at dinner, sir.
00:01:30I told the steward to throw it over the rail.
00:01:33Saved me the trouble.
00:01:34But we're in port now, sir.
00:01:35Why don't you go ashore and get your sea legs back?
00:01:37What?
00:01:38And leave Newlander here alone with that fraud Corcoran?
00:01:41Mr. Newlander's a pretty shrewd businessman, sir.
00:01:43He certainly is.
00:01:45But that doesn't prevent those vultures from trying.
00:01:47I wouldn't care if it was a legitimate proposition, like mine.
00:01:51No, of course not, sir.
00:01:57Evening, Mr. Corcoran.
00:01:59Have you seen Mr. Newlander?
00:02:00Yes, right in there.
00:02:02Been playing chess for hours.
00:02:03Why didn't I learn how to play that game?
00:02:05I've got important business with him,
00:02:07and he spends all of his time playing chess with that title chiseler.
00:02:11My dear Newlander, you will be simply insane about the place.
00:02:14It's one of the finest castles in all Europe.
00:02:17Been in my family since the 11th century.
00:02:20Well, if the castle's been in a family as long as that,
00:02:23wouldn't it be cruel to deprive them of it?
00:02:26Check.
00:02:27Ah, but for a special friend like yourself.
00:02:32Check, madam.
00:02:34Remarkable.
00:02:35You have beaten me again.
00:02:36Yes, again.
00:02:38Extraordinary, isn't it?
00:02:41Tony!
00:02:42Oh, Cecilia.
00:02:43How are you, Tony, darling?
00:02:45It's nice to see you.
00:02:46You know the Marchesa?
00:02:47Oh, yes.
00:02:47Hello, Pietro.
00:02:48Sorry, but I've got to steal him for a moment.
00:02:50Do you mind?
00:02:51My only regret is that you are not stealing me.
00:02:55Excuse us.
00:02:58We only found out you were in port about an hour ago.
00:03:00Oh, really?
00:03:01Mr. Newlander?
00:03:02Yes.
00:03:02I've finished refueling, sir.
00:03:04Shall we push off our business in the morning?
00:03:06Whenever you like.
00:03:07Yes.
00:03:08You don't mind like having a board like this, do you?
00:03:11Oh, no, of course not.
00:03:12There's no reason why a man and his ex-wife shouldn't be good friends.
00:03:16I, uh, I see you haven't changed the name.
00:03:19No, I, I cling to all things, rather.
00:03:22And I couldn't forget the day we christened her.
00:03:23We did have fun, didn't we?
00:03:25Yes.
00:03:28I miss you so much, Tony.
00:03:31What?
00:03:32After five years?
00:03:33I must have made quite an impression.
00:03:35Tony, I was such a fool to leave you.
00:03:37Oh, you mustn't talk like that, Cecilia.
00:03:38Well, why not?
00:03:39Well, you're married again now.
00:03:40Oh, darling.
00:03:42Kiss me.
00:03:47Oh, there's so many things I want to talk to you about.
00:03:50There's something I've got to ask you now, Tony, and you must tell me the truth.
00:03:54You mean, do I still love you?
00:03:56Oh, no.
00:03:58Could you give Pierre a job in one of your corporations?
00:04:01A job?
00:04:02Yes, I brought him with me to talk to you about it.
00:04:09You could make him president or vice president or something.
00:04:12We're so terribly hard up.
00:04:14Well, I'm afraid not president, but I'll see what I can do.
00:04:17Oh, you are a darling.
00:04:19I knew I could depend on you.
00:04:21Pierre will accept, I'm sure.
00:04:23Well, that's very kind of Pierre.
00:04:25A little chilly out here, isn't it?
00:04:27Shall we go in?
00:04:28Mm-hmm.
00:04:28Mm-hmm.
00:04:32You don't look quite yourself, sir.
00:04:45Aren't you feeling well?
00:04:48I've got a bad taste in my mouth, Albert.
00:04:49Oh, that's too bad, sir.
00:04:51Let me see your tongue.
00:04:53Good old faithful.
00:04:54Perhaps a little mouthwash, sir, huh?
00:04:55No, I doubt whether that'll cure you.
00:04:58I think I know something that will.
00:05:02I think I know something that will help you.
00:05:07Hello, hello, Captain.
00:05:09Get all the shore guests off the ship at once, will you, please?
00:05:11Say I'm not feeling well, can't say goodbye, and then shove off.
00:05:15No, no, no, not for Venice.
00:05:17We're sailing for home.
00:05:19There, full steam ahead.
00:05:23You're ending the cruise, sir, why?
00:05:25Because I want to dump this gang of stooges.
00:05:27Then we'll fumigate the ship from stem to stern, and we'll go fishing.
00:05:31Off the Florida Keys, just you and I.
00:05:33Splendid, sir.
00:05:33It would be nice to be alone with you again, sir.
00:05:36Albert, my boy, I'm through with leeches for the rest of my life.
00:05:39And we'll celebrate that decision with a bottle of good old wine.
00:05:41Now go and get it.
00:05:42Bring a glass for yourself.
00:05:43Me, sir?
00:05:44Yes, we'll drink to it.
00:05:45Oh, yes, sir.
00:05:47Oh, Albert.
00:05:48How long have you been with me?
00:05:50Eleven years and three months, sir.
00:05:52Oh, it's a long time.
00:05:53Well, perhaps it takes that long to make a real friend.
00:05:56Oh, thank you, Mr. Newlander.
00:05:58Thank you, sir.
00:06:08Oh, Albert.
00:06:13I tell you, I've got him right in the palm of my hand.
00:06:15But how do you know you're in the world?
00:06:17Do you see him?
00:06:18I don't have to see it.
00:06:18I know I'm in it.
00:06:19Why, he just this minute told me I'm the only friend he's got in the world.
00:06:22Well, lucky you.
00:06:24I'm going to take these, too.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:47Well, here we are, sir.
00:06:52Shall I open it, sir?
00:06:54Yes, yes, of course, open it.
00:06:56Nice.
00:07:00Albert, you'd do anything for me, wouldn't you?
00:07:03I'd cut off my right arm for you, sir.
00:07:05Well, don't be surprised if I ask you to one day.
00:07:09Oh, you'll find me ready, sir, when that day comes.
00:07:12To old and faithful friends.
00:07:14Thank you, sir.
00:07:15To a most generous and understanding master, sir.
00:07:18Yes, I think I'm just beginning to understand.
00:07:23Now, Albert, I've got some work to do.
00:07:25A little addition to my will.
00:07:26Oh, yes, sir.
00:07:27And I don't want to be disturbed.
00:07:29No, sir.
00:07:30That's all, yes.
00:07:31Yes, sir, yes, sir.
00:07:31Thank you, sir.
00:07:34And old Albert.
00:07:35Yes, sir?
00:07:36I might sleep late tomorrow, so don't call me until I ring.
00:07:39Yes, sir.
00:07:39Very good, sir.
00:07:40Good night, sir.
00:07:57Help!
00:08:10Help!
00:08:10Help!
00:08:10Help!
00:08:11Man overboard!
00:08:12Help!
00:08:13Captain!
00:08:14Captain, man overboard!
00:08:15Help!
00:08:18Help!
00:08:24Help!
00:08:25Help!
00:08:25Help!
00:08:27Help!
00:08:30Help!
00:08:41Let go!
00:08:42Let go, you fool!
00:08:57Come on, wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:09:05Feel all right?
00:09:07I'm alive?
00:09:09Yes. Isn't that what you wanted?
00:09:12No, I was committing suicide.
00:09:16Oh, really? Well, it didn't sound like it, the way you kept yelling for help.
00:09:20Monsieur, I was drunk.
00:09:23Oh, you were?
00:09:25You should have let me drown.
00:09:27What?
00:09:28And miss a chance to get off that boat?
00:09:30Why? Does it leak?
00:09:32I wish it did.
00:09:34Monsieur, you are catching cold.
00:09:37We'd better go somewhere and dry off. Come on.
00:09:39Yes.
00:09:41I don't think I could commit suicide again tonight.
00:09:44No.
00:09:46No.
00:09:48I don't think I could commit suicide again tonight.
00:09:51No.
00:09:53No, I wouldn't.
00:09:54Monsieur, I'd better take you to a hotel.
00:09:56Of course, you like the best, the most expensive.
00:10:00Now, couldn't we go someplace that doesn't smell of money?
00:10:03Money?
00:10:04That's the only smell I haven't got at my little rendezvous.
00:10:08That's fine.
00:10:09Monsieur, this way.
00:10:17What made you do it, Louis?
00:10:20I don't suppose it was love.
00:10:22Love.
00:10:24It was real trouble, Monsieur.
00:10:26Financial.
00:10:28Well, in that case, I can't blame you.
00:10:30I've been tempted to do the same thing myself.
00:10:32Oh, but Monsieur, with his beautiful evening clothes, you cannot be very poor.
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:39I'm on the other end, Louis.
00:10:40The trouble is, I've got too much.
00:10:42Too much?
00:10:44How much is too much?
00:10:46Well, it...
00:10:48You know, I like it here.
00:10:50Much better than on my yacht.
00:10:52Yacht?
00:10:54Was that your yacht?
00:10:56Yes, and a rotten time I was having on her, too.
00:10:59Monsieur, you are a strange gentleman.
00:11:02You see, you like this while you could be surrounded by elegant ladies and caviar and silk pajamas, champagne, everything that money can buy.
00:11:13Well, believe it or not, Louis, one can get very tired just buying things.
00:11:19I'd like to be tired that way, just once.
00:11:23Yes, I assure you, you would, too, after a while.
00:11:26Well, with all my money, what... what thrill do I get out of it?
00:11:29Lobster thermidor for lunch.
00:11:32Lobster who?
00:11:34Thermidor...
00:11:35Oh, it sounds wonderful.
00:11:37You know, I'm very fond of lobster, too.
00:11:40Sometimes I catch one and then I boil him.
00:11:44But I never had... what did you call him?
00:11:47Thermidor.
00:11:51Monsieur.
00:11:53Thermidor?
00:11:55That's right, Louis.
00:11:56I think I'll turn in now.
00:12:05Are you comfortable?
00:12:06Oh, yeah.
00:12:07It's fine.
00:12:08Thank you, Lloyd.
00:12:10Good night.
00:12:12Good night.
00:12:19Excuse me, please.
00:12:22Your yacht.
00:12:23Yeah?
00:12:24What about it?
00:12:25They'll find you gone.
00:12:26Don't you want to send word to your friends?
00:12:29About what?
00:12:31Your friends, they'll be worried.
00:12:34No, I'm afraid not.
00:12:36You see, when a man's as rich as I am, he doesn't have friends.
00:12:40What?
00:12:41No friends?
00:12:43You know, Louis?
00:12:45If I could find one person, just one,
00:12:48who'd lift a finger for me without hoping to get paid for it,
00:12:51I'd give a million francs.
00:12:53A million?
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:56At least a million.
00:12:57A million francs.
00:13:03A million francs.
00:13:15A million francs.
00:13:27All right.
00:13:28Oh, my God.
00:13:58Oh, my God.
00:14:28But, Monsieur, you forgot your clothes and your money.
00:14:42Your money.
00:14:44Monsieur?
00:14:56Monsieur?
00:15:06Monsieur?
00:15:11Isn't that Louis the dope?
00:15:13Sure it is.
00:15:18Service.
00:15:19Carçon.
00:15:20Carçon.
00:15:21Service, please.
00:15:25I thought I told you to stay out here.
00:15:27Oh, yes, Monsieur, but I wish to order a very expensive breakfast.
00:15:31You do, huh?
00:15:32And what would you like?
00:15:34Oh, some wine ordinaire and for 1,000 francs, lobsters with thermidor.
00:15:40Lobsters?
00:15:42Why don't you try the Ritz?
00:15:45They are used to gentlemen in dress suits who don't pay their bills.
00:15:49Oh, I remember.
00:15:50I owe you 2 francs 50.
00:15:52Take it out of this.
00:15:541,000 francs?
00:15:56It's counterfeit.
00:15:57Oh, no, Monsieur.
00:15:58It's real money.
00:16:00So is this.
00:16:02Where did you get this money?
00:16:07A man gave it to me.
00:16:09A millionaire.
00:16:10Did you hear that?
00:16:11A millionaire gave it to him.
00:16:12Oh, but he did, Monsieur.
00:16:13And he'll give away a million more to anyone who is just kind to him.
00:16:16Oh, he'll give away a million more, eh?
00:16:17Yes, Monsieur.
00:16:18Sure, sure.
00:16:19Get the police.
00:16:21Come back here.
00:16:22Get the money.
00:16:23Get the money.
00:16:24Just a minute.
00:16:25Just a minute.
00:16:26What's that story about a millionaire, eh?
00:16:27No money.
00:16:28Please, Monsieur.
00:16:29Last night a gentlemen saved my life.
00:16:32Just a minute.
00:16:33Just a minute.
00:16:34Just a minute.
00:16:35What's that story about a millionaire, eh?
00:16:36The money is the...
00:16:37Please, Monsieur, last night a gentleman saved my life.
00:16:40The gentleman saved my life, and this morning, when I woke up, I had the other clue.
00:16:50A little more smile, Monsieur.
00:16:51A little to the left, please.
00:16:52No, no, I mean to the left, Monsieur.
00:16:54That way, that's it, perfect.
00:16:56Monsieur, raise your head a little bit.
00:16:58You expanded me.
00:16:59Splendid.
00:17:00Hold it.
00:17:01Now, one more, Monsieur, go this way.
00:17:02Don't go your feet, please.
00:17:03Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:17:04That's it.
00:17:05Stay away, Monsieur.
00:17:06That's it, perfect.
00:17:07Why, it is destiny.
00:17:10If I am going to that place to get a glass of beer, we would have missed the biggest story of the century.
00:17:16Yes, yes, but hurry and get those booths up here.
00:17:18Think of it.
00:17:19Think of it.
00:17:20A millionaire dressed up as a tram, walking around the streets, willing to give a million francs to anyone who's nice to him.
00:17:26All right, but you are sure we have got it exclusive?
00:17:28Positive.
00:17:29I held my hand over his mouth until I got him here.
00:17:32Very good.
00:17:33Keep him right there in the office.
00:17:34Don't let him out of your sight for a minute.
00:17:35We will need him to identify the millionaire for an alibi if the whole thing is a fake.
00:17:39Yes, yes, yes.
00:17:40Haven't they finished with those pictures yet?
00:17:43Just one more, please.
00:17:44All right, boys, all right.
00:17:45That's enough for the moment.
00:17:46Back to work, please.
00:17:47Back to work.
00:17:49Goodbye, everybody.
00:17:50Just a minute, just a minute, my friend.
00:17:51We would like to talk to you.
00:17:52Yes, yes.
00:17:53Oh, yes, please, but I am starving.
00:17:55Could I go first and eat?
00:17:57Later, later.
00:17:58We must have a description of that millionaire.
00:18:00Yes, what did he look like?
00:18:01It was so dark.
00:18:03Oh, but you must have noticed something.
00:18:05Come on, my friend.
00:18:06Speak up.
00:18:07I remember nothing except that I'm hungry.
00:18:11Can you forget your stomach for a minute, please?
00:18:14No, not an empty stomach.
00:18:17Think, my friend.
00:18:18Think.
00:18:19Did he look like me?
00:18:20Oh, no.
00:18:21He was a gentleman.
00:18:22Huh?
00:18:23Hmm?
00:18:24What was he handsome, ugly, fat thing?
00:18:26Come on, concentrate.
00:18:27Maybe if I get something to eat, I can remember.
00:18:31Oh, very well.
00:18:32Let him eat.
00:18:33We'll save the description for the next edition.
00:18:35Now, let me see this.
00:18:37Millionaire disguised as Trump would give millions for candy.
00:18:41Oh, let's punch this up a bit.
00:18:43Make it.
00:18:44We'll give.
00:18:45Here.
00:18:46Run this man's picture and print an extra 20,000.
00:18:48Feed him.
00:18:49Now, what do you want to eat, huh?
00:18:52What can I have?
00:18:53Anything.
00:18:54Anything you want.
00:18:55I'll give you the best lunch you ever had.
00:18:58Then, lobster, please, and thermidor.
00:19:19Well, where'd you come from?
00:19:38Nice manners.
00:19:43I suppose you know that was my last cigarette.
00:19:48My name's Tony.
00:19:49What's yours?
00:19:51Well, you won't talk, huh?
00:19:58Grab him!
00:19:59Grab him, monsieur!
00:20:00Grab him, monsieur!
00:20:02Darwin!
00:20:03Darwin!
00:20:04Come here to me!
00:20:05Come here to me!
00:20:07Missed him again!
00:20:09What's the matter with you?
00:20:11What?
00:20:12I'll never find him in there.
00:20:13Why didn't you keep on talking to him?
00:20:15Well, I'm afraid he was already a little bored with my conversation.
00:20:17Well, don't just stand there.
00:20:18After letting him get away, the least you can do is to help me catch him.
00:20:21Yes.
00:20:22Well, come on!
00:20:23Yes, for the greatest of pleasure.
00:20:29Come here!
00:20:30Come here!
00:20:31Don Hill!
00:20:32Smart fellow!
00:20:33Let me go!
00:20:34Wait a minute!
00:20:35He knows I'm gonna wipe the pants off with him if I ever catch him!
00:20:36Yes!
00:20:37I think we better change tactics!
00:20:38I'll hide and you go after him!
00:20:39Now, I don't want to get personal anything, but is this Milky your pet?
00:20:40Pet my eye?
00:20:41He's my bread and butter!
00:20:42Part of our act in the circus!
00:20:43Now hurry before he gets away!
00:20:44Go on!
00:20:45All right, mademoiselle!
00:20:46Here, Jaco!
00:20:47No, no, no!
00:20:48The name is Darwin!
00:20:49And you don't have to mademoiselle me!
00:20:50I'm an American!
00:20:51That's fine!
00:20:52So am I!
00:20:53Well, we'll go into that later!
00:20:54Now go on!
00:20:55Here, Darwin!
00:20:56Here, Darwin!
00:20:57Here, Darwin!
00:20:58Here, Darwin!
00:20:59Here, Darwin!
00:21:00Here, Jaco!
00:21:01No, no, no!
00:21:02The name is Darwin!
00:21:03And you don't have to mademoiselle me!
00:21:04I'm an American!
00:21:05That's fine!
00:21:06So am I!
00:21:07Well, we'll go into that later!
00:21:08Now go on!
00:21:09Here, Darwin!
00:21:10Here, Darwin!
00:21:11Here, Da-
00:21:12I think I see him!
00:21:13You do?
00:21:14Doc!
00:21:25Hello, hello, Darwin, old boy!
00:21:27Come on, old boy!
00:21:28I'm not gonna hurt you!
00:21:29Oh, yeah!
00:21:30Shake hands!
00:21:31That's fine!
00:21:32Come on!
00:21:33Hey!
00:21:34I got him!
00:21:35I got him!
00:21:36No!
00:21:37Grab both hands!
00:21:43I told you to grab both hands!
00:21:44What happened?
00:21:45I forgot to tell you!
00:21:46He's an expert at jiu-jitsu!
00:21:47Jiu-jitsu?
00:21:48Uh-huh!
00:21:49Expert is the word!
00:21:50Come on!
00:21:51I'll have to get up!
00:21:52Phew!
00:21:53Which way did he go?
00:21:54I wouldn't know!
00:21:55Oh, mister!
00:21:56You're slip-shoeing!
00:21:58Oh, so it is!
00:21:59Did Darwin do that?
00:22:00Well, it didn't come with a suit!
00:22:02Oh, I'm sorry!
00:22:03That's all right!
00:22:04One little hole doesn't make much difference!
00:22:05Well, I'll sew it up for you just as soon as I can!
00:22:07All right, thank you!
00:22:10Oh, he's done it again!
00:22:11He's turned in another fire alarm!
00:22:13Who?
00:22:14Darwin!
00:22:16There he is!
00:22:17Oh, get him over there quick, before the police see him!
00:22:19Hurry!
00:22:20Oh!
00:22:21Come on, Darwin!
00:22:22Come on, get out over there!
00:22:23Come on, Hoya!
00:22:24Let's run!
00:22:25Come on!
00:22:26Come on!
00:22:27How do you shut this thing off?
00:22:28I don't know, but we'd better get out of here!
00:22:30Come on, hit him over there, Darwin!
00:22:31Come on, Darwin!
00:22:32Get over there!
00:22:33Come on!
00:22:34Where's the fire?
00:22:35Oh!
00:22:36So you're the one who's been turning in these fire alarms?
00:22:38What?
00:22:39No, officer!
00:22:40No!
00:22:41We've been looking for you for a long time!
00:22:42Come on!
00:22:43No, officer!
00:22:44The monkey did it!
00:22:45Oh, you expect me to believe that?
00:22:46Come on!
00:22:47Wait a minute here!
00:22:48No, officer!
00:22:49Please, Harvey!
00:22:50Look!
00:22:51I didn't do it!
00:22:52Come on!
00:22:53Give it to me!
00:22:54Come on!
00:22:55Give it to me!
00:22:56Come on!
00:22:57Stand giving away!
00:22:59Millionaire disguised as tramp
00:23:01will give a million for kind deed!
00:23:03Roaming our streets today is a millionaire
00:23:05in the tortured clothes of a tramp
00:23:07anxious to give a million francs
00:23:09to any person who shows him the smallest kindness.
00:23:12No description yet available.
00:23:14He may be at your very elbow
00:23:16as you read these words.
00:23:21Do you suppose it's true?
00:23:22Well, it says so, doesn't it?
00:23:23Come, let's walk down to the park.
00:23:24Yes!
00:23:25Let's do it!
00:23:26You wait here!
00:23:27Oh, no, you don't!
00:23:28I saw him first!
00:23:29Wait!
00:23:30Monsieur, permit me!
00:23:31May I light your cigarette, please?
00:23:32Don't smoke that, Monsieur!
00:23:33Here!
00:23:34Have a cigar!
00:23:35You're very kind!
00:23:36Oh, not at all!
00:23:37Will you have a drink with us, please?
00:23:38Yes!
00:23:39Yes!
00:23:40Yes!
00:23:41Please!
00:23:42You're not going to get away with this!
00:23:43Oh, please, mademoiselle!
00:23:44This is absolutely out of my hands!
00:23:45I demand justice!
00:23:46What is going on here?
00:23:47Well, this officer's trying to incriminate my friend.
00:23:48He did nothing!
00:23:49I was there as a witness!
00:23:50Where, mademoiselle, where?
00:23:51Let us begin at the beginning!
00:23:52Monsieur, this man is a tramp!
00:23:53Oh, a vagrant, huh?
00:23:54No, Monsieur!
00:23:55Who let him in?
00:23:56Oh, take him away!
00:23:57Take him away!
00:23:58Take him away!
00:23:59Not me!
00:24:00Get down, darling!
00:24:01Come here!
00:24:02Give me that!
00:24:03Is this...
00:24:04Is this...
00:24:05Is this...
00:24:06Is this...
00:24:07Is this...
00:24:08Is this...
00:24:09Is this...
00:24:10Is this...
00:24:11Is this...
00:24:12Is this...
00:24:13Is this...
00:24:14Is this...
00:24:15Is this...
00:24:16Is this...
00:24:19Is this thing yours?
00:24:21Yes!
00:24:22Look at the poor fellow!
00:24:23I'm sure he's sorry, Monsieur!
00:24:27Wouldn't you like to shake hands with him, Monsieur,
00:24:29just to show that everything is forgiven?
00:24:30Certainly not!
00:24:31Perhaps it's just as well!
00:24:33Have you finished, Monsieur?
00:24:34Finished!
00:24:35I should think I have!
00:24:37Here, take it away!
00:24:41So, you are a vagrant, huh?
00:24:43Well, he is not!
00:24:44He's an honest, law-abiding citizen!
00:24:45Oh, thank you!
00:24:46Well, I wasn't gonna let him...
00:24:47Silence!
00:24:48What have you to say for yourself?
00:24:49Oh, not guilty!
00:24:51Are you contributing in any way to the support of this community?
00:24:54Not at the moment, no, but...
00:24:56Where did you sleep last night?
00:24:57On a bench, in the park?
00:24:58Oh, no!
00:24:59No, at a very nice little place, down at the beach!
00:25:01I thought so!
00:25:02200 francs or 10 days!
00:25:04200 francs?
00:25:05Well, I'll never be able to raise that much!
00:25:07That's all right!
00:25:08That's just the same, but...
00:25:09I'm afraid it'll have to be the 10 days!
00:25:10Lock him up!
00:25:11Come along!
00:25:12This is an outrage!
00:25:13A miscarriage of justice!
00:25:15Come, mademoiselle!
00:25:16Let go!
00:25:17Let's go!
00:25:18You heard what Mr. said!
00:25:19You are getting out of here!
00:25:20I am not getting out!
00:25:21You can't put him in jail!
00:25:22Let me go!
00:25:23Look here!
00:25:24You heard what the young lady said!
00:25:25Let go of her!
00:25:26You big ape!
00:25:27Oh!
00:25:28Oh, I forgot to tell you!
00:25:29My name is Jean!
00:25:30You can always find me at the Circus Primrose!
00:25:31I'll remember!
00:25:32Get out of here!
00:25:33I'll remember!
00:25:34Get out of here!
00:25:36Monsieur!
00:25:37Where are you going?
00:25:39What?
00:25:40You just gave me 10 days, remember?
00:25:42Oh, did I really?
00:25:44Come over here!
00:25:45I want to talk to you!
00:25:48What are you standing around here for?
00:25:55Go on!
00:25:56Go back to your post!
00:25:57Yes, monsieur!
00:25:58You know, monsieur...
00:25:59I've taken quite an interest in you!
00:26:02There is something about you...
00:26:04But you're very kind!
00:26:05Exactly!
00:26:06I am kind!
00:26:07Very kind!
00:26:08I'm a man of sentiment!
00:26:10Won't you sit down here, please?
00:26:12Right here!
00:26:13If you please sit down!
00:26:15Do you say you are penniless?
00:26:17Huh?
00:26:18Yes, for the moment!
00:26:19Oh, that's very sad!
00:26:21I'm touched!
00:26:23My dear friend!
00:26:25In spite of the gravity of your offense...
00:26:28In spite of my oath to uphold the laws of this municipality...
00:26:32I'm going to follow the dictates of my heart!
00:26:35Really?
00:26:36I'm going to bestow upon you men's most precious blessing!
00:26:41I give you your liberty!
00:26:44You mean I'm free?
00:26:46Free as the birds!
00:26:48Yeah, well...
00:26:49I'm overwhelmed!
00:26:51Goodbye, monsieur!
00:26:52And a million thanks!
00:26:54Oh, monsieur!
00:26:56You better take this of my telephone numbers on it!
00:27:00Oh, your card!
00:27:02Thank you!
00:27:03Not at all!
00:27:04I hope to see you again!
00:27:06Under more pleasant circumstances!
00:27:08Yeah!
00:27:09Perhaps, yes!
00:27:10Thank you!
00:27:12Careful!
00:27:14This step!
00:27:16Thank you!
00:27:34My friend!
00:27:35What will you have?
00:27:36An eclair?
00:27:37A cream puff with whipped cream?
00:27:38Macaroons?
00:27:39No, no, I wasn't thinking of any food!
00:27:40Oh, but anything, monsieur!
00:27:41Anything in my shop!
00:27:42And no charge, whatever!
00:27:43Oh, well, thank you!
00:27:44Thank you very much!
00:27:45Oh, well, could you lend me a coin for just a moment?
00:27:46But of course!
00:27:47Of course!
00:27:48Of course!
00:27:49Of course!
00:27:50Of course!
00:27:51Of course!
00:27:52Of course!
00:27:53My lucky five-franc piece!
00:27:54Thank you very much!
00:27:55That settles it!
00:27:56Would you tell me how I got to the Circus Primrose?
00:27:58Still the unspoiled youth!
00:27:59How charming!
00:28:00Monsieur, look!
00:28:01You cross the street here, then turn left, pass the church to the end of the street!
00:28:05Thank you very much!
00:28:06Oh, no, no, no!
00:28:07Keep it!
00:28:08I beg of you!
00:28:09Oh, look here!
00:28:10Oh, no, no!
00:28:11I could not!
00:28:12Buy yourself a seat at the Circus, monsieur!
00:28:13And when you are enjoying yourself, think of me, Victor Chamieux, who made it possible!
00:28:16My card, please!
00:28:17My telephone number is here at the bottom!
00:28:18Forgive me, but is there some sort of an epidemic in this town?
00:28:21Oh, monsieur, we'll have a joke!
00:28:23Joke?
00:28:24What joke?
00:28:25Ah, monsieur, you'll know!
00:28:26You'll know!
00:28:27You'll know!
00:28:28You'll know!
00:28:29You'll know!
00:28:30You'll know!
00:28:31You'll know!
00:28:32You'll know!
00:28:33You'll know!
00:28:34You'll know!
00:28:35You'll know!
00:28:59Here you are, monsieur!
00:29:00Safe and sound!
00:29:01Thank you!
00:29:02Not at all, not at all!
00:29:03This is my station!
00:29:04I'm here every afternoon until six!
00:29:06Hey, monsieur!
00:29:07May I assist you?
00:29:09No, I think I can make it alone!
00:29:11Monsieur?
00:29:12The other one is great!
00:29:14It's great!
00:29:15It's just good!
00:29:16She will be an artist!
00:29:17Then comes Marie, the prettiest one!
00:29:18You'll hear her play the piano later!
00:29:19Will I?
00:29:20Certainly, my dear fellow!
00:29:21You will dine with us!
00:29:22My cook will make a splendid scalopino veal with sauce marcelotti!
00:29:25You have never tasted anything like it!
00:29:26But I don't like veal!
00:29:27He doesn't like veal!
00:29:28No, no, no!
00:29:29Perhaps a foulé!
00:29:30That's it!
00:29:31A nice foulé!
00:29:32Read all about it!
00:29:33Read all about it!
00:29:34Man giving away a million francs!
00:29:35Read all about it!
00:29:36Man giving away a million francs!
00:29:37Read all about it!
00:29:38Man giving away a million francs!
00:29:39P.R.
00:29:40Sir, from me to you!
00:29:41Millionaire disguised as tramp to give fortune for kind deed!
00:29:55Millionaire disguised as tramp to give fortune for kind deed!
00:29:58Millionaire disguised as tramp to give fortune for kind deed!
00:30:02Read all about it!
00:30:03Millionaire giving a million francs!
00:30:07What is so funny?
00:30:09What is so funny?
00:30:11This!
00:30:13Oh, you do not believe it, huh?
00:30:14Do you?
00:30:15Give me back my paper.
00:30:17Millionaire disguised!
00:30:26Could he have fallen overboard?
00:30:28What is it, Captain?
00:30:30It's his pipe.
00:30:31Oh, do you suppose?
00:30:32I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
00:30:35Oh, what an awful tragedy.
00:30:37Oh, dear.
00:30:39Well, Captain, what's our next move?
00:30:41I'll radio the news at once.
00:30:43Radio?
00:30:44Wait a minute, you can't do that.
00:30:45I beg your pardon?
00:30:46Can't you understand that this news will make Newlander's securities drop with a thud that'll be heard from here to Wall Street?
00:30:51He's right.
00:30:52Of course I'm right.
00:30:53It'll ruin all.
00:30:53We'll be wiped out.
00:30:54I can't help that.
00:30:55Everything we have is tied up in his company.
00:30:56I'm sorry, gentlemen.
00:30:57But you can't radio that message until we've had a chance to sell our securities.
00:31:00Captain, you can't do that, sir.
00:31:02Just a moment.
00:31:05Oh, hello, laddie.
00:31:06Hello, Mr. Corcoran.
00:31:07Then how's everything?
00:31:08Good far, sir.
00:31:10Interesting thing, radio.
00:31:11Don't know much about it myself.
00:31:12Oh, is that so?
00:31:13Is that the sending apparatus?
00:31:15That's right, sir.
00:31:16Mm-hmm.
00:31:17Well, the whole thing wouldn't be much good without that, would it?
00:31:20Well, hardly.
00:31:23What ship is that we're passing?
00:31:25Ship?
00:31:26Why, I don't see any ship.
00:31:28Say, what are you doing with it?
00:31:30You're saving my hide, laddie.
00:31:31My friends, there is too little kindness in the world.
00:31:42So today I, Anatole Primrose, sole owner of this magnificent extravaganza, invite all of
00:31:49those temporarily distressed to see this tremendous performance as my guests.
00:31:56Ah, go right in, mes amis.
00:31:57You're very welcome.
00:31:58Monsieur.
00:31:59Monsieur.
00:32:00Monsieur.
00:32:01And here, mesdames et messieurs, is Darwin.
00:32:03Darwin the Great.
00:32:04The only boxing chimpanzee in captivity.
00:32:16Watch him, mesdames et messieurs.
00:32:17Watch him.
00:32:18His feet of strength will amaze you.
00:32:20Will amaze you.
00:32:22You.
00:32:25How did you get out?
00:32:26Well, while we were saying goodbye, his honor read the paper about that, about the millionaire,
00:32:30you know?
00:32:31Oh, and he thought you were the millionaire?
00:32:32That's a good one, isn't it?
00:32:35Just a minute.
00:32:37For attention, please.
00:32:38Is there a boxer in the crowd today?
00:32:41We offer 10 francs to any man who can stay on his feet for one minute in a boxing match
00:32:46with Darwin.
00:32:47Think of it, monsieur.
00:32:4810 francs for only one minute.
00:32:50Who will offer?
00:32:52You, monsieur.
00:32:53Well, step right up here.
00:32:54Come right up here on the platform.
00:32:55Come right up.
00:32:56Good luck.
00:32:57Good luck, old boy.
00:32:59This way, please.
00:33:01Ah, you are magnificent, monsieur.
00:33:03Are you not afraid, Darwin, of this young giant?
00:33:06No.
00:33:07What courage.
00:33:09Monsieur, no hitting below the belt.
00:33:12The first to hit the floor is defeated.
00:33:14And now I believe it's customary before the match for the opponents to shake hands.
00:33:18Shake hands.
00:33:19Oh, that's enough, Darwin.
00:33:20That's enough.
00:33:21Oh, madame, monsieur.
00:33:22The winner.
00:33:23Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:33:24The show is about to begin.
00:33:25The show is about to commence.
00:33:26Good boy.
00:33:27Good boy.
00:33:28Good old Darwin.
00:33:29He feels especially good today.
00:33:30Hey, he certainly gave that fellow a good working over.
00:33:31These are for you.
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:33Oh.
00:33:35They're lovely.
00:33:36Where did you spite these?
00:33:37Oh.
00:33:38Oh, that's enough, Darwin.
00:33:39Oh, that's enough, Darwin.
00:33:40That's enough.
00:33:41Oh, madame, monsieur.
00:33:42Oh, madame, madame, monsieur.
00:33:43The show is about to begin.
00:33:44The show is about to commence.
00:33:45Good boy.
00:33:46Good boy.
00:33:47Good boy.
00:33:48Good old Darwin.
00:33:51He feels especially good today.
00:33:53Hey, he certainly gave that fellow a good working over.
00:33:55Uh, these are for you.
00:33:57Oh, thank you.
00:33:58Oh, they're lovely.
00:34:00Where did you swipe these?
00:34:01Swipe them?
00:34:02After having the florist grow them especially for you?
00:34:04Don't tell me you bought them.
00:34:05Oh, certainly.
00:34:06Where else in the...
00:34:07You would.
00:34:08Have you eaten today?
00:34:09Well, you must admit I haven't had much time.
00:34:10My, but you're stupid.
00:34:11But I'm glad you didn't.
00:34:12Oh, look out.
00:34:13He's coming.
00:34:14Not your husband.
00:34:15Worse, the proprietor's son.
00:34:16Hello, Maxie.
00:34:17What's going on here?
00:34:18Oh, this is an old friend of mine from America.
00:34:21Oh, this is young, monsieur Pimrose, who will someday inherit the circus.
00:34:23Oh, really?
00:34:24Oh, how do you do?
00:34:25Oh, how do you do?
00:34:26Oh, you do?
00:34:27Oh, you do.
00:34:28Oh, you do.
00:34:29Oh, you do.
00:34:30Oh, you do.
00:34:31Oh, you do.
00:34:32Oh, you do.
00:34:33Oh, you do.
00:34:34Oh, you do.
00:34:35Oh, you do.
00:34:36Oh, you do.
00:34:37Oh, you do.
00:34:38Oh, you do.
00:34:39Oh, you do.
00:34:40Oh, you do.
00:34:41Oh, how do you do?
00:34:42Old friend.
00:34:43Huh?
00:34:44Well, hardly old, considering Mademoiselle's age.
00:34:47But we were children together.
00:34:48Oh, he just brought me these flowers for old time's sake.
00:34:52Wasn't that nice of him, Maxie?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Jean.
00:34:56Oh, Uncle Victor.
00:34:57I have the nicest surprise for you.
00:34:59Guess who's here.
00:35:00Who?
00:35:01I knew you wouldn't recognize him after all these years.
00:35:04Bobo.
00:35:05Bobo?
00:35:06Well, of course, I have grown a little.
00:35:08Yes, isn't it wonderful?
00:35:09For my childhood playmate, you know.
00:35:11You're...
00:35:12Oh, certainly.
00:35:13He has grown, hasn't he?
00:35:15Well, well, this is Jojo.
00:35:16Bobo.
00:35:17Bobo.
00:35:18Bobo.
00:35:19You remember, Uncle Victor, when you used to bounce me on your knees?
00:35:21And the piggybacks, remember?
00:35:22Yes, yes.
00:35:23We used to have such wonderful times.
00:35:25Oh, Maxie, there's the Grand March.
00:35:27You'll never make it if you don't hurry.
00:35:28I'll talk to you later.
00:35:30This is Jean's father and mother.
00:35:32This is me.
00:35:33If you can recognize me.
00:35:34It's almost 20 years ago.
00:35:35Is that so?
00:35:36We had a fall right after that picture was taken.
00:35:37Jean and I were left.
00:35:38And then we had a fall right after that picture was taken.
00:35:40We had a fall right after that picture was taken.
00:35:41Jean and I were left alone.
00:35:42But we've had fun, haven't we?
00:35:43We certainly have.
00:35:44Well, I'd better see about Darwin's dinner.
00:35:47That's the best dish of ham and eggs I've ever eaten.
00:35:49More?
00:35:50No, thank you.
00:35:51I'm afraid the trousers wouldn't stand it.
00:35:52I'm afraid the trousers wouldn't stand it.
00:35:55You're welcome.
00:35:57I'm sorry, sir.
00:35:58Oh, my God.
00:35:59Oh, my God.
00:36:00Oh, my God.
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:02Oh, my God.
00:36:03Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:05Oh, my God.
00:36:06Oh, my God.
00:36:07wouldn't stand it. You know, Tony, I can't quite make you out. How'd you happen to get on your
00:36:14uppers like this? Or aren't you telling? Well, I'm a restless sort of a bird. I guess I should
00:36:19have joined the Marines. I see. You aren't telling. Well, you aren't any too happy the way things are,
00:36:25are you? No, no. Far from it. Then why don't you do something about it? Well, I'd like to,
00:36:29but you see, I... Look at those lily white hands. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? How long has it
00:36:34been since you worked up an appetite? Well, please, let me see. I thought so. Huh? Go back into my
00:36:39bedroom and put these on. All finished? Right back here. You know something? What? Your loafing days
00:36:51are over. This sounds serious. What's up? You're going to work. Well, that's nice of you to make up
00:36:57my mind for me. Well, it's about time somebody did. What can you do, if anything? Oh, I can,
00:37:04uh... Mm-hmm. Just as I thought. Then I'll have to invent something. Let me see.
00:37:13Say, these look all right. I've got it. Come on. Huh? Come on with me. Oh,
00:37:17off to the mines. I'm going to make a man out of you who know the reason why.
00:37:24Now, you keep your mouth shut and leave everything to me. Aye, aye, Sergeant. Come on.
00:37:29Yes? I'd like you to meet Monsieur Dubois. How do you do, sir? How do you?
00:37:33You do, Monsieur. It is indeed a pleasure. Thank you. Be sure to let Monsieur in free
00:37:38for our next performance. Oh, no, no. He doesn't want to get in the show. He wants a job.
00:37:43A job? Don't bother me. I thought he was a tramp. Well, he was, but he's reformed. He's willing
00:37:48to work for practically anything. Go away. I'm busy. Would you try? Ah, Monsieur. Monsieur.
00:37:53Huh? You'll find I'm pretty handy if you'll just give me a chance. You look it. But he's very strong and willing.
00:37:59I have all the men I need. Well, that's that. It is not. You leave this to me. Wait out here.
00:38:07Well, you're hired. Really? Uh-huh. You're to be a relief night watchman in the menagerie tent.
00:38:27Well, say, now, that's an important job. Uh-huh. Well, why did you tell him to make him change his mind?
00:38:32Well, in order to put you over, I had to tell him something good. I'll bet you did.
00:38:36I told him that if Adolf got hurt, you'd be willing to take his place and be shot out of the cannon.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:40I told him.
00:38:40I told him.
00:38:45I told him that if he had to kill him.
00:38:50I told him that he'd be done.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05but you have got to do something you're the prefect of police not me they're coming in hordes
00:39:23I agree with you entirely it is an outrage and I will do something about it at once
00:39:28have another piece my friend and try some of this wine my own private stock
00:39:37what is going on here please back to work back to work please he has just broken the world record
00:40:00does he remember what the millionaire looks like no he can only remember loves the termidor
00:40:04now listen carefully you I have got to produce that millionaire at once do you understand at once
00:40:10yes monsieur courier what's up keep quiet you are just as irresponsible for this mess as he is
00:40:15silence now clear the lobster from your brain and think think can't you remember anything
00:40:21about what about what where would you recognize him on the street oh just anywhere he was a very
00:40:29nice man see why don't you send him out to look for the fellow that's it take him out and comb the
00:40:35city search everywhere break down doors if you have to but don't come back here without that millionaire
00:40:41go excuse me excuse me what now huh let's
00:41:11well how about it no he's not here let's go wait please couldn't we play a quick little game oh no you
00:41:26don't come on
00:41:41i thought you might be a little cold
00:41:46that's very kind matter of fact i was a little now don't get too wide awake better go back to sleep
00:41:51sleep with these animals starting up again they couldn't we give them a bromide or something
00:41:58well the regular man sings them to sleep
00:42:00no yes can you sing
00:42:03only barbershop say i'd sing grand opera if it'll do any good
00:42:07have you got a comb to accompany me on well gaston uses a guitar you suppose i could borrow it
00:42:14maybe it's over here with this coat
00:42:15come on here it is oh that's fine
00:42:20what do you think they'd like i don't know well let's try a little opera
00:42:32maybe they're mountain lion she'll be a coming around the mountain when she comes
00:42:59this one should work
00:43:26XGB-XGBO
00:43:36XGB-XGBO
00:43:56I've got them in the mood.
00:44:26The cradles will fall, and down will come a baby.
00:44:36Cradle and all.
00:44:42Rock away, baby, on the tree top.
00:44:50When the wind blows, the cradles will run.
00:45:00When the heart breaks, the cradles will fall, and down will come a baby.
00:45:20What do you want?
00:45:38It's the mayor again, monsieur.
00:45:39He wants to know when you will publish the retraction.
00:45:41Oh, tell him you can't find me.
00:45:43Tell him I'm not in.
00:45:44Tell him anything you like.
00:45:45And raise that reward to 5,000 francs.
00:45:50Well?
00:45:51Well?
00:45:52Well, did you find him?
00:45:53No.
00:45:54What do you mean by coming back here without that millionaire, hmm?
00:45:57We'll look everywhere.
00:45:58He must have evaporated.
00:45:59Oh, I'll tell you what became of him.
00:46:01You made it all up.
00:46:02I never was a millionaire.
00:46:03I made it all up.
00:46:04What about him?
00:46:05He, he is your accomplice.
00:46:06You cooked it up together.
00:46:07It's all at what to who and me.
00:46:09You are fired.
00:46:10But how about his clothes and all the money he had?
00:46:12Ah, you stole it.
00:46:13Stole it?
00:46:14Yes, that's right.
00:46:16That's right.
00:46:17That's what happened.
00:46:18He stole it from the millionaire.
00:46:20The millionaire?
00:46:21Don't you see?
00:46:22He met the millionaire.
00:46:23He robbed him.
00:46:24Then he made up the whole story.
00:46:25Yes.
00:46:26Yes, yes.
00:46:27But where is the millionaire?
00:46:29Yes, where is the millionaire?
00:46:31I know.
00:46:34Huh?
00:46:35Louis.
00:46:36He murdered him.
00:46:37Of course he did.
00:46:39What a story.
00:46:40They want a reflection, do they?
00:46:42Wait till I read this.
00:46:43You are hired.
00:46:44Wake up.
00:46:45Wake up.
00:46:46Wake up.
00:46:47Wake up.
00:46:48What did you do with the body?
00:46:49What body?
00:46:50You know what body?
00:46:52Come fast.
00:46:53How did you kill him?
00:46:54Yes, why did you kill him?
00:46:55Who?
00:46:56The millionaire.
00:46:57Why did you murder him?
00:46:58I didn't murder anybody.
00:47:01Oh, yes you did.
00:47:02You lying.
00:47:03We know everything.
00:47:04You do?
00:47:05Ah, you see?
00:47:06He admits here.
00:47:07Stop the pressers.
00:47:09Hold everything.
00:47:10Get me the prefect of police.
00:47:12No, monsieur.
00:47:14I didn't kill anybody.
00:47:17He looks like the criminal type, huh?
00:47:19I didn't do anything.
00:47:20I swear.
00:47:21The quicker we turn this over to the police.
00:47:23The better.
00:47:24Oh, police.
00:47:25Get out of here at once.
00:47:26We can make the afternoon audition with this.
00:47:27Now hurry.
00:47:28But, monsieur.
00:47:29Stop following me.
00:47:30Hello?
00:47:31Oh, it's you, is it?
00:47:32Well, let me tell you something.
00:47:35I am going to sue you and your newspaper for every sue you've got.
00:47:39What for?
00:47:40I took one of your millionaire tramps into my house.
00:47:43I fed him.
00:47:44I was kind to him.
00:47:45And what happened?
00:47:46I was robbed.
00:47:47Please, monsieur, control yourself.
00:47:49But I'm innocent.
00:47:50Quiet.
00:47:51Extremely innocent.
00:47:52Quiet.
00:47:53No, not you, monsieur.
00:47:55Now, will you listen to me?
00:47:56I will not listen.
00:47:58You started this anarchy, but I will stop it.
00:48:01I am ordering a roundup of every vagrant in town.
00:48:04But, monsieur, I have here the...
00:48:06I'll find him, monsieur.
00:48:07All the wire, monsieur, please.
00:48:08Just give me a little time.
00:48:10Please.
00:48:11I know I am crazy to do this, but I will give you one more chance.
00:48:15Farewell, lord of your roundup.
00:48:17When you have them all together, I will come down there and identify that millionaire.
00:48:21You bet you come down.
00:48:22And if you don't find that millionaire, I'll throw you in jail.
00:48:25Goodbye.
00:48:26You.
00:48:27Do you know what will happen to you if you do not find that millionaire?
00:48:31Hmm?
00:48:32The guillotine!
00:48:33They will take you out when cold lay dawn.
00:48:36They will tie you down with your head in a little groove.
00:48:39Where all you can see is a wicker basket, half filled with sand.
00:48:42Then all of a sudden there will be a sliding sound in a rush of air and then boom!
00:48:46You can't take him away!
00:48:47You can't take him!
00:48:48You can't!
00:48:49You can't!
00:48:50You can't!
00:48:51He stressed out his engagement to my danae!
00:48:52Oh!
00:48:53Oh, come on!
00:48:54Don't cry, dear!
00:48:55Don't cry!
00:48:56Don't cry!
00:48:57Oh!
00:48:58Oh!
00:48:59Oh!
00:49:00Oh!
00:49:01Oh!
00:49:02Oh!
00:49:03Oh!
00:49:04Oh!
00:49:05Oh!
00:49:06Oh!
00:49:07Oh!
00:49:08Don't cry, dear!
00:49:09Don't cry!
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:11Oh!
00:49:12Oh!
00:49:13Oh!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:17Oh!
00:49:18Oh!
00:49:19Oh!
00:49:45Come on!
00:49:47Come on.
00:49:48Wait a minute! You can't arrest me, I work here!
00:49:53Come on, come on! Say, look here!
00:49:57Tony! Look here, you're wrong!
00:49:59Tony! She'll vouch for me!
00:50:01Let go of here! What do you mean arresting a respectable working man?
00:50:03Off of the women with him.
00:50:04Listen, I don't want to get rough with you, but...
00:50:06Wait, that won't do any good to you.
00:50:07You're making a mistake, officer. This man works here, with me!
00:50:10Yes, that's what I've been telling him.
00:50:11Well, he does!
00:50:12He does, eh?
00:50:13Yes, I do!
00:50:14All right, but don't you let me get you loafing?
00:50:16No, all right, thank you, officer.
00:50:17All right, thank you, officer.
00:50:28We'll go in here until they go.
00:50:29All right.
00:50:34Can't you ever learn to keep out a policeman's hair?
00:50:36I knew you'd be there to rescue me.
00:50:38Oh, be serious. I suppose they had taken you away.
00:50:41Nothing could have kept me from coming back, Jean.
00:50:44Do you mean that to me?
00:50:45Yes, I do.
00:50:46Well, I know I haven't any right, but...
00:50:48I have been counting on you.
00:50:49How?
00:50:50Well, now that you've got a job and everything's going all right,
00:50:54I sort of hoped maybe you'd stop drifting and settle down with us.
00:50:57You really have got brains, you know, and...
00:50:59Well, I...
00:51:00I hope someday perhaps we could leave this circus.
00:51:02Not so much for my sake as Uncle Victor's.
00:51:05Oh, he really shouldn't spend all his life in a wagon.
00:51:08And I thought, after a while, we could get him a little house with a garden he could put her around in.
00:51:14Does that sound awfully silly?
00:51:16No.
00:51:18It sounds wonderful.
00:51:20You know, Jean, for the first time since I can remember, I'm getting a kick out of life.
00:51:25Oh, really, Tony?
00:51:27I don't know how to say it, but...
00:51:29Well, it's really all because of finding you, Jean.
00:51:31The fun we've had together around this little circus and...
00:51:34The people I've run into.
00:51:36I guess I've forgotten what real folks were.
00:51:38What people like you and gentle old Victor could mean to me.
00:51:41Even a funny little tramp that took me in the night before you came along.
00:51:45I never want to go back to the sort of life I used to live.
00:51:48I couldn't do it.
00:51:49Oh, I'm so glad, Tony.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:54Then you might stay, Tony?
00:51:56Stay? There's nothing could drive me away from here.
00:51:59Oh!
00:52:02Jean!
00:52:05Tony!
00:52:06Jean!
00:52:07Jean! Jean!
00:52:08Jean, Darwin's gone!
00:52:09Again?
00:52:10Yes, and all this excitement, he must have run away.
00:52:12We'll scatter, we'll find him.
00:52:13Oh, don't worry, we'll get him.
00:52:14Darwin!
00:52:15Darwin!
00:52:16Darwin!
00:52:17Darwin!
00:52:18Darwin!
00:52:19Darwin!
00:52:20Darwin!
00:52:22Just a minute.
00:52:24I want to talk to you.
00:52:26Well, later.
00:52:27I haven't time now, Maxie.
00:52:28Darwin's loose.
00:52:29You had plenty of time to kiss a childhood playmate of yours.
00:52:32So you've been snooping again, have you?
00:52:34What if I tell Papa to throw you all out in the street, huh?
00:52:37Oh, you wouldn't do that, Maxie.
00:52:39Oh, wouldn't I?
00:52:41Oh, my God!
00:52:44Darwin!
00:52:45Oh, have you seen him anywhere?
00:52:47No, I haven't, but maybe Jean called him.
00:52:48Darwin!
00:52:49Uncle Victor, how long have you been working around the circus?
00:52:52Oh, man and boy, about 52 years.
00:52:54That's a long time.
00:52:55How would you like to own this circus?
00:52:57Now sit around and have nothing to do but take in the cash.
00:53:00Why not ask me if I'd like to own an ocean-gone yacht?
00:53:03Well, that's possible too, although I don't think you'd like it.
00:53:06But I will buy you this circus.
00:53:10Sure, sure.
00:53:12That's good of you, Tony.
00:53:13We'll talk about it later.
00:53:14We've got to find Darwin now.
00:53:16Yeah, oh, so we have, yes.
00:53:18But you can't throw us out just for being nice to him.
00:53:20Nice to him?
00:53:21I find you kissing a tramp and you call it just being nice?
00:53:24But he's not a tramp.
00:53:25No, no, I suppose next you tell me he's a millionaire.
00:53:28Now, Maxie.
00:53:31All right, I give up.
00:53:32I'll tell you the truth.
00:53:33Aha!
00:53:34I was lying.
00:53:35He's not my childhood playmate.
00:53:36Maxie, Tony is the millionaire.
00:53:38I don't believe it.
00:53:39Silly.
00:53:40Why do you suppose I guessed him?
00:53:42Oh, I see.
00:53:43Certainly.
00:53:44Isn't that a woman's way of being, uh, kind?
00:53:47I promise you won't tell a soul.
00:53:49No.
00:53:50But then you have to give me half when you get the millionaire.
00:53:52Of course, of course.
00:53:53What is that darn lucky?
00:53:55Darwin!
00:53:56Darwin!
00:53:59Darwin!
00:54:04Now that we are partners, you will go to that big dance with me tonight.
00:54:08Darwin, where are you?
00:54:09I'll buy you the prettiest dress in town.
00:54:12Shoes with silver buckles.
00:54:14Anything you want.
00:54:15Maxie, I'm not your fiancé.
00:54:17Oh, Jean, I wish you would be.
00:54:19Will you, dear?
00:54:20No, Maxie, I'm afraid not.
00:54:26Tony!
00:54:27Tony!
00:54:28Tony!
00:54:29Can't you find him?
00:54:30No.
00:54:31We'd better hurry and catch him before he gets out of the grounds and turns on another
00:54:32fire alarm.
00:54:33Why not?
00:54:34It all adds to the caity of nations.
00:54:35Tony!
00:54:36What's the matter?
00:54:37Nothing, nothing more.
00:54:38Everything's perfect.
00:54:39Only I've just waked up to the fact that the whole world's a circus and I'm the prize clown in it.
00:54:44Darwin!
00:54:45Darwin!
00:54:46Have you seen him, Jean?
00:54:47I can't find him anywhere.
00:54:48Victor, what's the matter with Tony?
00:54:49What's the matter with Tony?
00:54:50I don't know.
00:54:51Did you see it too?
00:54:52Yes, he just acted so strange.
00:54:53He said some funny things to me too a little while ago.
00:54:55Poor boy, I hope he's alright.
00:54:56I hope he's all right.
00:54:57What's the matter with Tony?
00:54:58Yes, he just acted so strange.
00:55:00He said some funny things to me too a little while ago.
00:55:02Poor boy, I hope he's alright.
00:55:07I don't know. Did you see it, too?
00:55:10Yes, he just acted so strange.
00:55:13He said some funny things to me, too, a little while ago.
00:55:16Poor boy, I hope he's all right.
00:55:19Well, do you see him?
00:55:44No, Monsieur Courier.
00:55:46Hello.
00:55:48Oh, I'll bring in another lot.
00:56:06Send this to the watch, please.
00:56:10Forty-two francs fifty.
00:56:12Uh, send it collect.
00:56:14Have you any identification?
00:56:15No, I'm afraid not. I've lost everything.
00:56:17I'm sorry.
00:56:18Look here. I've got to have this money to get out of town.
00:56:21Charge it to my Paris account.
00:56:23Your what?
00:56:24Oh, don't bother me. I'm busy.
00:56:27You've heard the story about that millionaire, haven't you?
00:56:30I've heard of nothing else.
00:56:31Well, I'm the man.
00:56:32You?
00:56:33Yes.
00:56:34That is what they all say.
00:56:36Look here. It's important that I get this message out of town.
00:56:38Now, you'll not lose your money. I'll see to that.
00:56:40I promise you, my foreign office will send you a cheque as soon as I reach Paris.
00:56:45My mistake, Monsieur. My mistake. Of course I'll send you a message.
00:56:48But first I must get permission from the chief of service. Just a formality, you know. Just one moment, please.
00:56:53All right.
00:56:54Just a minute.
00:56:55All right.
00:56:56I'll be right back.
00:56:57Get me the courier. Yes, the newspaper office. Hurry.
00:57:08Hello? The editor. Quick.
00:57:14Hello? Yes?
00:57:16This is the telegraph office. I have found the millionaire.
00:57:20What?
00:57:21He's right here. Yes. Do I get a reward?
00:57:24Yes, yes. Hold the line for a minute.
00:57:29Hello?
00:57:30Get me the prefecture of police. Quick.
00:57:32Don't let him get away.
00:57:33All right. All right. Just wait a second.
00:57:37Hello? Hello?
00:57:39Let me talk to the editor of the courier.
00:57:42Out.
00:57:44This is ridiculous. You are wasting our time.
00:57:46He's right. There is no millionaire.
00:57:48Hello?
00:57:50Hello?
00:57:51Oh.
00:57:53Is he still there?
00:57:54Well, don't let him get away.
00:57:56I will not go on with this thing any further.
00:57:58Oh, yes, you will.
00:57:59We have made an agreement. I'm going to hold you to it.
00:58:01You can't.
00:58:02He is going to see every single tramp you have got.
00:58:04How many more do you have?
00:58:06There are no more, monsieur.
00:58:08I demand that you arrest this faker.
00:58:11Excuse me. Your office is calling, monsieur.
00:58:13Don't bother me.
00:58:14I'll shoot your papers. That's what I'll do.
00:58:16I'll have you run out of the town.
00:58:18Come on!
00:58:21Well, my friend.
00:58:23You are as good as dead.
00:58:26No, monsieur. Please.
00:58:29No.
00:58:32Gentlemen.
00:58:33I have an announcement to make.
00:58:35An announcement of the gravest nature.
00:58:38This fiend.
00:58:39Sorry, monsieur.
00:58:40They forgot these.
00:58:44I beg your pardon.
00:58:48There. There he is.
00:59:00Which one?
00:59:03This one, of course.
00:59:05He is the millionaire.
00:59:06Who?
00:59:07Me?
00:59:08You see, he is still trying to keep it a secret.
00:59:11But you do remember this.
00:59:13You gave it to me. Remember?
00:59:15Yes, yes, of course, my dear fellow.
00:59:19Now it all comes back to me.
00:59:22What did I tell you?
00:59:23I said there was a millionaire.
00:59:24And there is.
00:59:25The courier never lies.
00:59:27Welcome to Auburn City.
00:59:30Pardon me, monsieur.
00:59:32Your office is calling again.
00:59:34Where is that phone?
00:59:36Pardon me, monsieur.
00:59:37I forgot to ask.
00:59:38What is your name?
00:59:39I think for the time being, I should prefer to remain incognito.
00:59:42Monsieur incognito.
00:59:43Monsieur incognito.
00:59:44Just call me monsieur X.
00:59:46Monsieur X.
00:59:47What a headline that will mean.
00:59:49Thank you, monsieur.
00:59:52Hello, monsieur.
00:59:53Welcome into Auburn City.
00:59:54Take it here, monsieur.
00:59:55Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:59:57Hello, hello.
00:59:58Hello, monsieur.
00:59:59This is me.
01:00:00Listen.
01:00:01Listen.
01:00:02I have found the millionaire.
01:00:04Get out an extra right away.
01:00:06What do you mean you found him?
01:00:07He is in the telegraph office.
01:00:09The clerk just told me.
01:00:10He is right here.
01:00:11What?
01:00:12I said he is right here.
01:00:13He has just been identified.
01:00:14And you are fired.
01:00:20They found him.
01:00:21Hello.
01:00:22Hello.
01:00:23Hello.
01:00:33Well?
01:00:34So, you are the millionaire, eh?
01:00:36Yes, I am.
01:00:37Get out, you fraud.
01:00:40They have found the millionaire.
01:00:42What are you talking about?
01:00:43The courier has just informed me.
01:00:45And I have a good mind to have you arrested for false representation.
01:00:48Ah.
01:00:49Another step and I'll fire.
01:00:50Have you gone crazy?
01:00:51Get out.
01:00:52Get out.
01:00:53Don't be silly.
01:00:54Huh.
01:00:55I think I'll have a look at that millionaire.
01:00:58Come right in, monsieur.
01:00:59Come right in.
01:01:00Ah.
01:01:01This is indeed a great honor.
01:01:02Oh.
01:01:03We are very happy to have you here.
01:01:04Very happy indeed.
01:01:05This is the imperial suite.
01:01:06I trust it will prove to your satisfaction.
01:01:07One picture, please.
01:01:08Call it.
01:01:10Monsieur, when can we expect a statement about the million francs you promised?
01:01:11Huh?
01:01:12The million francs!
01:01:13Oh, patience, my friend.
01:01:14Patience.
01:01:15Now, if there is anything else I can do, monsieur, please.
01:01:16Please, monsieur.
01:01:17Please, monsieur courier.
01:01:18You promised me champagne?
01:01:19Yes, yes, of course.
01:01:20Champagne for everybody.
01:01:21And I'll be happy indeed.
01:01:22I'll be happy indeed.
01:01:23This is the imperial suite.
01:01:24I trust it will prove to your satisfaction.
01:01:25One picture, please.
01:01:26Of course.
01:01:27The million francs!
01:01:28Oh, patience, my friend.
01:01:29Patience.
01:01:30Now, if there is anything else I can do, monsieur, please.
01:01:33Please, monsieur courier.
01:01:35You promised me champagne?
01:01:37Yes, yes, of course.
01:01:38Yes, champagne for everybody.
01:01:39And some lobster with thermidor?
01:01:41Yes, lobster, caviar, all kinds of expensive food.
01:01:45Leave it to me, monsieur.
01:01:46Leave it to me.
01:01:47And now, if you will excuse me, I should like to have a moment along with my friends.
01:01:51Of course.
01:01:52We have many things to talk over.
01:01:54Ah, there is a real gentleman.
01:02:01And so democratic.
01:02:03Where do you think you are going?
01:02:04You cannot use this door.
01:02:05I'll use any door I like.
01:02:07But, monsieur, I could not stop him.
01:02:08What is the trouble?
01:02:09What is it you want?
01:02:10I want to see the man stopping here who claims he's the millionaire.
01:02:13Our honored guest is not to be disturbed.
01:02:15He's an imposter.
01:02:16Why, he's no more the millionaire than this doorman.
01:02:18Oh, no?
01:02:19I suppose the mayor and the prefect of police do not know what they're doing, eh?
01:02:23No, of course they don't.
01:02:24And you're all letting yourselves in for a lot of trouble.
01:02:26Well, it's our trouble, not yours.
01:02:28You'll have to leave now.
01:02:29Well, whether you like it or not, I'm going to see him.
01:02:31Stop him!
01:02:32Turn him over to the police!
01:02:33Let go of me!
01:02:34Let go of me!
01:02:35That man is a banker.
01:02:36I tell you, I'm the man they're looking for!
01:02:38That girl...
01:02:50Shall we protect our CVS or no?
01:02:52Now, listen.
01:02:54Hello?
01:02:56Can you walk?
01:02:58Yes!
01:02:59But I cannot sit down with these folks.
01:03:02You're not going to sit down.
01:03:04This is no time to complain.
01:03:05You're a rich man.
01:03:06Yes.
01:03:07Yes.
01:03:28Go right down with the party.
01:03:29We are just going for a little straw.
01:03:31Yes, I will.
01:03:33Monsieur, I have a very pleasant surprise for you.
01:03:36Indeed.
01:03:37Your yacht has just returned.
01:03:38And the captain and your guests are on their way here right now.
01:03:49That beast is a public menace.
01:03:51Now, I'm going to give you one more chance.
01:03:53But I warn you, he'd better not turn in another fire alarm.
01:03:57Oh, thank you, Monsieur.
01:03:59Thank you very much.
01:04:01Come on, Darwin.
01:04:04This whole thing is stupid.
01:04:05I tell you, the man at the hotel is an imposter.
01:04:07All right.
01:04:08What's the charge?
01:04:09Disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.
01:04:11I'm resisting arrest.
01:04:12Oh, nonsense.
01:04:13I'm simply trying to prove who I am.
01:04:14Great!
01:04:18Ah, you've been here before, haven't you?
01:04:20Yes, and if you recall, you thought I was the millionaire.
01:04:22Ah, I remember indeed.
01:04:25You made a fool of me.
01:04:26On the contrary, you showed great discernment.
01:04:28I am the millionaire.
01:04:29You're what?
01:04:30I'm the man.
01:04:31Is this man drunk?
01:04:32Evidently.
01:04:33Look here.
01:04:34If you want confirmation of my identity, call the American Consul.
01:04:37Oh, you want me to get confirmation?
01:04:39Well, I don't need confirmation.
01:04:41No man can fool me more than once.
01:04:44500 francs or 50 days.
01:04:46I demand to see the American Consul.
01:04:48You are drunk.
01:04:49Take him away.
01:04:50I am not drunk.
01:04:51I was never more sober in my life.
01:04:53Call the American Consul.
01:04:54It's made on me.
01:04:56Poor Tony.
01:05:02Gene!
01:05:03Gene!
01:05:04Oh, you found him.
01:05:05Yes, yes.
01:05:06But what did I tell you about Tony?
01:05:07Tony?
01:05:08What about him?
01:05:09He's going crazy.
01:05:10What?
01:05:11Stark staring mad.
01:05:12He thinks he's the millionaire.
01:05:13Well, he was only joking.
01:05:14Oh, no, he wasn't.
01:05:15I saw him at the police station.
01:05:17Police station?
01:05:18Yes, and he kept insisting he's the millionaire.
01:05:20Well, maybe he's ill.
01:05:21Or drinking.
01:05:22That's what they think.
01:05:23But he's really off his head.
01:05:24I didn't want to tell you what this afternoon.
01:05:26He was talking about buying this circus.
01:05:28Crazy stuff like that.
01:05:30It's very sad.
01:05:32Oh, poor Tony.
01:05:33Well, what do we do?
01:05:34We've got to get him out of there.
01:05:35And where are we going to get 500 francs to pay his fine?
01:05:38500 francs?
01:05:39That's what it is.
01:05:44Where are you going?
01:05:47Come on, Darwin.
01:05:50Oh, Maxie.
01:05:51Hello, Maxie.
01:05:52Hello.
01:05:53Oh, won't you sit down?
01:05:54I'd like to talk to you.
01:05:55Sure.
01:05:56Sure.
01:05:57Uh, Maxie, do you believe in love at first sight?
01:06:02Do I believe in love at first sight?
01:06:04Yes, I do.
01:06:06Well, that's how I fall in love with you.
01:06:08At first sight?
01:06:09Yes.
01:06:10But, but you've known me for years.
01:06:13Well, that doesn't make any difference.
01:06:15You may know a person, but never really see them.
01:06:17And suddenly your eyes open, and you see them for the first time.
01:06:20You do?
01:06:21And that's what happened to me tonight at dinner.
01:06:23Just as I was eating my soup, I suddenly saw you.
01:06:26But I wasn't there.
01:06:28I had dinner with Papa.
01:06:30I mean, I saw you in my mind.
01:06:32And suddenly I realized how attractive you really are.
01:06:36You did?
01:06:37Mm-hmm.
01:06:38And I thought if you still want me to go to the ball...
01:06:40Oh, Jean, I'll do.
01:06:41You mean you'll go?
01:06:42Mm-hmm.
01:06:43Oh, but Maxie, even though we aren't engaged, I'm afraid I have anything to wear.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:48Oh, you mean to sing, I promised.
01:06:50Oh, well, come on, let's go and be fine right now.
01:06:53Oh, no, no, no, Maxie.
01:06:55Oh, that's awfully sweet of you.
01:06:56But, well, Maxie, perhaps you better just give me the money.
01:06:59Money?
01:07:00Oh, well, you see, I'll need some more little things, you know.
01:07:03A man mustn't...
01:07:05I know, I understand.
01:07:08All right, Jean, how much do you need?
01:07:10Well, I'm afraid for everything.
01:07:12I'll need 500 francs.
01:07:14Uh-huh.
01:07:15500 francs?
01:07:17Yes, uh-huh.
01:07:18Well, I would want you to be ashamed of me, Maxie.
01:07:20You, the proprietor's son and everything.
01:07:23Yeah, but 500 francs.
01:07:25Well, Maxie...
01:07:27All right, Jean.
01:07:28I'll get it.
01:07:30You will?
01:07:31Oh, good.
01:07:43This is not my money.
01:07:44It's Papa's.
01:07:45And if you've ever found out...
01:07:46Oh, well, don't worry, Maxie, you won't.
01:07:49So long.
01:07:51Max!
01:07:52Have you seen Jean?
01:07:54She just left.
01:07:55I hope she raises the money before it's too late.
01:07:58What money?
01:07:59Too late for what?
01:08:00The 500 francs to get only out of jail.
01:08:02500 francs?
01:08:03I've been robbed.
01:08:04I've been robbed.
01:08:06Papa!
01:08:07Papa!
01:08:08Papa!
01:08:09I've been robbed!
01:08:10Papa!
01:08:11Here it is, mister.
01:08:12Here it is.
01:08:13Please, please let him out at once.
01:08:14Let out who?
01:08:15The tramp.
01:08:16He's fine.
01:08:17500 francs.
01:08:18500 francs for a tramp?
01:08:19Please hurry, hurry.
01:08:20The whole city's gone crazy.
01:08:21Oh, but he's not crazy.
01:08:22He's quite harmless and cheerful.
01:08:23If he thought he was a millionaire, well, everybody in the city's gone a little crazy.
01:08:27You just said so yourself.
01:08:29All right.
01:08:30Let him out.
01:08:31Yes, monsieur.
01:08:32But remember, I placed him entirely in your charge.
01:08:35Oh, thanks, monsieur.
01:08:36I'll look at you.
01:08:37She obtained money under false pretences.
01:08:38But you gave it to her.
01:08:39I put her in jail for years.
01:08:40For years.
01:08:41For life.
01:08:42Oh, Tony, Tony, I've been so worried about you.
01:08:43I bet you were.
01:08:44Oh, we can go home now.
01:08:45I just paid your fine.
01:08:46There she is.
01:08:47She's a thief.
01:08:48False pretences.
01:08:49Such a charge against you.
01:08:50What's going on here?
01:08:51That money is stolen.
01:08:52She didn't steal anything.
01:08:53All right.
01:08:54Let him out.
01:08:55All right.
01:08:56Let him out.
01:08:57Yes, monsieur.
01:08:58But remember, I placed him entirely in your charge.
01:08:59Oh, thanks, monsieur.
01:09:00I'll look at you.
01:09:01And she didn't steal anything.
01:09:02Go ahead.
01:09:03But that's my money.
01:09:04Be careful how you refer to the money of the Republic.
01:09:06But it belongs to me.
01:09:07Silence.
01:09:08Where did you get this money?
01:09:10Oh, monsieur, you look like you have an understanding heart.
01:09:12If a friend of yours were in jail, would you care how you got him out?
01:09:15Are you trying to incriminate me?
01:09:17I'll tell you what happened.
01:09:18She asked me for 500 francs.
01:09:20My money.
01:09:21Yes, papa's money.
01:09:22She said she needed to buy clothes.
01:09:24That she really wanted to get that tramp out of jail.
01:09:26They kind deed to get a million francs.
01:09:28Because she really is a millionaire.
01:09:29No, he is not.
01:09:30Yes, you told me so.
01:09:31Oh, monsieur, he's only a poor tramp.
01:09:33We were afraid something was happening to his mind, so I had to get money.
01:09:36Jean, why didn't you get it from me?
01:09:39Well, where would you get any money?
01:09:40Where?
01:09:41Why, you told me yes.
01:09:42That's right.
01:09:43I heard you tell him.
01:09:44Oh, but Tony, don't you see?
01:09:45I had to tell him something.
01:09:47He saw his kiss and he was going to have you fired, so...
01:09:49Tony, you don't think I really believed you were the millionaire.
01:09:53Huh?
01:09:54Yes, I'm afraid I did.
01:09:55Why, I only told him the first lie I could think of.
01:09:57Ah, you see, she confesses.
01:09:59She is guilty.
01:10:00False pretenses, monsieur.
01:10:01So, give me my money.
01:10:02I demand justice.
01:10:03I'll give you justice trying to steal.
01:10:07The officers throw them out.
01:10:08The officers throw them out.
01:10:09The officers throw them out.
01:10:10The officers throw them out.
01:10:11The officers throw them out.
01:10:12You can't do that.
01:10:13No.
01:10:14You can't do that.
01:10:15You can't do that to my papa.
01:10:18There he is.
01:10:20We are so sorry.
01:10:23We got him.
01:10:24What a relief, sir, finding you safe.
01:10:27Thank you, captain.
01:10:28Oh, Mr. Newlander, I thought we'd lost you, sir.
01:10:30Yes, we combed the whole Riviera cold.
01:10:32We certainly have, sir.
01:10:33Yes, yes, I'm sure you have.
01:10:35Monsieur le Prefet.
01:10:37You had Monsieur Newlander under arrest.
01:10:40Uh-huh.
01:10:41A man of his wealth and the city's honored guest.
01:10:44Is he really the millionaire?
01:10:46Well, of course he is.
01:10:47Of course he is.
01:10:48Tony is...
01:10:52Can't you see it just by looking at him?
01:10:54Well, I don't believe it.
01:10:55He's much too nice to be a millionaire.
01:10:57Tony, you're not.
01:11:00Yes, Jane, it's true.
01:11:02I'll never forgive you.
01:11:04Monsieur, Monsieur, Monsieur Prefet.
01:11:06A crowd of citizens is forming outside.
01:11:08They threaten to break down the doors.
01:11:10Citizens? What citizens?
01:11:11They say they spend their money entertaining these plants
01:11:13and they want a million francs.
01:11:15Oh!
01:11:16What's happening here?
01:11:17We want our money! We want our money!
01:11:19Send some men down to the planet.
01:11:21We want our money!
01:11:22We want our money!
01:11:23We want our money!
01:11:24We want our money!
01:11:25We want our money!
01:11:26We want our money!
01:11:27We want our money!
01:11:28We want our money!
01:11:29We want our money!
01:11:30We want our money!
01:11:31Ah!
01:11:32Here they are!
01:11:33You started this!
01:11:34Yes, Monsieur!
01:11:35This silver, you rebel rouser!
01:11:37The name is Copplefect.
01:11:38Yes, yes.
01:11:39Suppose we turn you over to that mob, huh?
01:11:41Oh, no!
01:11:42Monsieur Newlander!
01:11:44Please, save us!
01:11:46I know you hate me, but...
01:11:47Hate you?
01:11:48No, Louie, I love you.
01:11:49Really?
01:11:50Yeah, of course I do.
01:11:51Why, after all, gentlemen,
01:11:52he only said that I'd give a million francs.
01:11:56And in exchange,
01:11:57all I asked was to find a person
01:11:59who had taken interest in me for myself.
01:12:01Well, I found that person.
01:12:04Find the million francs!
01:12:05Who gives the million francs?
01:12:09Patience, now!
01:12:10Patience, my friends!
01:12:11Have you got a checkbook?
01:12:12Checkbook?
01:12:14To us?
01:12:15Wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:12:16I'll donate it to the poor.
01:12:17Not until you read off that city.
01:12:18The city that takes you to her grateful heart.
01:12:19All right, then.
01:12:20Half to the poor and half to the city.
01:12:21The checkbook, Monsieur!
01:12:22That is, I will.
01:12:23On one condition.
01:12:24Condition, Monsieur?
01:12:25What condition?
01:12:26The young lady marry me.
01:12:27What do you say?
01:12:28No!
01:12:29Of course I won't marry you!
01:12:30What?
01:12:31Oh!
01:12:32Oh!
01:12:33That is, I will.
01:12:34On one condition.
01:12:35Condition, Monsieur?
01:12:36What condition?
01:12:37What condition?
01:12:38The young lady marry me.
01:12:39What do you say?
01:12:41No!
01:12:42Of course I won't marry you!
01:12:43What?
01:12:44You won't marry him?
01:12:45Certainly not!
01:12:46I only wanted to be sure, Jean.
01:12:48Oh, please, mademoiselle!
01:12:49Please!
01:12:50For the poor?
01:12:51Please!
01:12:52Oh, please, mademoiselle!
01:12:53The poor!
01:12:54He opens the checkbook!
01:12:55They give him the pen!
01:12:57He closes the checkbook!
01:13:01Please, mademoiselle!
01:13:02Please!
01:13:03Your name will be grown in forget-me-notch, in front of the city, or...
01:13:06We will make you honorary lieutenant of the police!
01:13:08The poor will drink 5,000 bottles of wine to you!
01:13:11And champagne, too!
01:13:12And what about that little cottage for Uncle Victor?
01:13:15You were just laughing at me!
01:13:16You were just laughing at me!
01:13:17Tony's not to blame, Jean!
01:13:18Tony's not to blame, Jean!
01:13:19Okay!
01:13:20He takes the pen again!
01:13:23He dips it in the ink!
01:13:25Please!
01:13:26No!
01:13:27He puts it down again!
01:13:29Please, mademoiselle!
01:13:30Please!
01:13:31Think of the wine for the poor!
01:13:33Think of the city!
01:13:34Please, Jean!
01:13:35If you thought I was in love with you...
01:13:37Well, I wasn't!
01:13:38I was in love with a poor tramp who needed me!
01:13:41He still needs you, Jean!
01:13:43He always will!
01:13:44Even a corporal peck begs you!
01:13:50Your pen's the checkbook again!
01:13:52They give him the pen!
01:13:54He...
01:13:56He's signing!
01:13:57He's signing!
01:13:58He's signing!
01:13:59He's signing!
01:14:00He's signing!
01:14:01He's signing!
01:14:02He's signing!
01:14:03He's signing!
01:14:04Yes, Monsieur Omer?
01:14:05Monsieur Newlander, do you consent to take Mademoiselle Hoffman as your wife?
01:14:10Yes, I do.
01:14:11Mademoiselle, Monsieur, you have heard articles...
01:14:15212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219 of the civil code regulating the marriages in France.
01:14:31Are you willing to conform to them?
01:14:34Yes, we are.
01:14:36Do the parents of Mademoiselle Hoffman consent to this marriage?
01:14:40Yes.
01:14:41Do the parents of Monsieur Newlander consent to this marriage?
01:14:45No parents living.
01:14:47Then, in the name of the law, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:54Oh, Tony!
01:15:11So, he is not an early prayer for him, he may have learned a prayer for you!
01:15:16Really?
01:15:17Oh, Tony!
01:15:18Oh, you are.
01:15:19Thank you, Steve.
01:15:21Thank you, Tom!
01:15:22Hey, hello, Ke Madame.
01:15:24Thank you, called change.
01:15:25What the countdown is?
01:15:27You'll be the perfect time for women searching sea to be never repenter.
01:15:31But all in the climate of Adam if you see them, then they will win.
01:15:34And you start a year since it's beennt for your own sciences,
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