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Canadas Drag Race S05E03
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02you will act, write, and direct
00:04educational videos to teach our
00:06little green friends about life
00:08here on Earth. What is a family?
00:10Any hole is a goal!
00:12And we're here to teach you
00:14manners!
00:16Your whole team seemed very
00:18unprepared. Your PSA?
00:20A++.
00:22Perla, congratulations!
00:24I have chosen to save
00:26Xana.
00:28Sashay away.
00:36Ooh, my toe beans.
00:38We have officially had our first elimination
00:40and I feel
00:42guilty because I had the beaver
00:44and I didn't use it on Tara.
00:46Maybe I'll come to Newfoundland
00:48and I'll kiss a cod.
00:50What are you at, bye?
00:52Just like water,
00:54I must flow to the next river.
00:56We are a family.
00:58Aww.
01:00Just give it up for Tara, I love her so much.
01:02My baby Tara!
01:04Love you!
01:06The first mirror wipe.
01:08Tiffany's never cleaned anything in her life.
01:10That's true.
01:12Oh.
01:16Alrighty divas, I think we need to congratulate Tiffany
01:18on winning the first elimination lipstick!
01:20Yes!
01:22That is the fucking Tiffany that I know, that I love.
01:26That girl on that stage is who we need to see here on out, okay?
01:29Yeah.
01:30That's the girl that I am.
01:31I'm small but mighty.
01:32You bitches gotta go.
01:34So if you want to start lip syncing against me,
01:36come prepared.
01:37Xana.
01:38And Xana.
01:39I'm happy that you're here as well.
01:40Yes.
01:41Thank you, Perla, for seeing me
01:43and allowing me to continue in this competition.
01:47I could really just feel this passion coming from you
01:50and all I could hear in my head was you have to pick Xana.
01:53I think we might have just established
01:55our first Vancouver-Toronto alliance.
01:57I hope Xana returns the favor.
01:59So some of you thought Xana was meant to be in the top?
02:01Ooh.
02:02We also had Xana in the top, too.
02:04And unfortunately, one of the bottom three.
02:07You know.
02:08What?
02:09So does that mean that you thought I was meant to be in the bottom?
02:13I didn't think it. She did.
02:15Okay.
02:16I really thought that based off of just how I saw Minnie,
02:21I didn't understand her runway look,
02:23because I thought that she was a Philadelphia cream cheese girl.
02:25Then when she told me,
02:26no, I'm Juice Box, I was like...
02:28Juice Box?
02:31Okay.
02:32I'm ready to get this bad juju off of me.
02:35So let's all get out of drag.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:39The other girls are obviously talking a big game,
02:41but fighting under the radar is actually quite good.
02:44I'm happy just to, like, be here and...
02:47Come on, angel wings.
02:49Because you're not really painting a huge target on your back.
02:52Why didn't you shave before this?
02:54I forgot.
02:55I think some people are gonna, Tonya Harding them,
02:58gonna show girls people,
03:00put glass in their setting powder.
03:02Like, it is intense.
03:06On three.
03:07Okay.
03:08One.
03:09Ah!
03:10Suck it, I'm mad!
03:12Ah!
03:13The winner of Canada's Drag Race
03:16receives the pleasure of $100,000,
03:19thanks to Trojan,
03:21with Tracy Melshore,
03:23Brad Goreski,
03:24and Berklyn Hines,
03:26with tonight's extra-special guest judge,
03:29Jay Kool-Aid.
03:30All right.
03:36Ah!
03:37It's a new day!
03:38A new day!
03:39It's a new day in the workroom,
03:40and I'll be damned.
03:41I got that fucking beaver.
03:42Aw, yeah!
03:44No more Mr. Nice Girl.
03:46I'm here to put Xana first,
03:47and you're about to witness Xana's revenge.
03:49All righty, divas.
03:51I want to congratulate Perla
03:53one more time for winning.
03:55Yay!
03:56Congratulations for bringing your personality
03:58to this competition.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00Uma, I want to swing it back to you.
04:03My relationship with Uma so far
04:05has been kind of up and down.
04:06Last week, it felt like maybe you
04:09kind of sabotaged me a little bit
04:11with the writing.
04:12Sabotaged you?
04:13It felt sabotage-y,
04:14because you took over the writing
04:16for most of it,
04:17and I felt like the writing
04:18wasn't strong for me to stand out.
04:20Actually, it's completely the opposite,
04:22because even, like, the jokes
04:23that you wanted to include,
04:25I made sure to include them,
04:27which was kind of like that sexy angle
04:28that you wanted to put in.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:30So, like, the intro monologue
04:31was supposed to be mine,
04:32but I gave it to you
04:33so that you had more screen time
04:35than me.
04:36You gave me a very specific worded intro
04:38that you're like,
04:39yeah, she'll fumble down.
04:40No, that you...
04:41I even made sure I said,
04:42girl, are you gonna be able to say it all?
04:43And you were like,
04:44oh, yeah, absolutely.
04:45Xana comes for me,
04:46and, yeah,
04:47it definitely got my hackles up.
04:49I literally gave up my lines
04:51to make sure that you had more.
04:53Saboteur wear?
04:55Um, maybe it's an inner one.
04:57She's basically saying
04:58you sunk yourself.
04:59I'm saying she pulled the plug,
05:02and I was spiraling because of it.
05:04Let's all go!
05:07Oh, Canada.
05:10She had already done had her.
05:12Ladykins,
05:14the family that slays together
05:16stays together.
05:17So,
05:18if you're a tight end,
05:19a wide receiver,
05:20or just a plain old
05:22lacrosse dresser,
05:23don't be a ball hog.
05:25Now,
05:26hit the showers.
05:31Ooh!
05:32Hello, hello, beauty!
05:34Hi!
05:35Walk it out!
05:36Walk it out!
05:37Walk it out!
05:39Queens,
05:40we've really gotten
05:41to know each other
05:42these past couple of weeks.
05:43We've learned
05:44who can sing,
05:45who can act,
05:46but I wonder,
05:48hmm,
05:49who is a lip-sync assassin?
05:52Hey!
05:53Come on!
05:54Well, we're about to find out
05:55because the slay-offs are back.
05:58Oh, my God!
06:00Oh, my God!
06:01Oh, my God!
06:02Yes!
06:03My God!
06:04It's the lip-sync slay-off!
06:07Ow!
06:08But we're doing things
06:09a little different.
06:10Oh, no.
06:11Two teams,
06:12five lip-syncs.
06:15Here's how it works.
06:16If you win your lip-sync,
06:18you earn safety for yourself
06:19and a point for your team.
06:21Okay.
06:22Work.
06:23Okay.
06:24The team with the most points
06:25wins the Massey Challenge,
06:26meaning they're all safe.
06:29If you're on the losing team
06:31and you lose your lip-sync,
06:32you'll find yourself
06:33in the bottom
06:34and possibly up
06:35for elimination.
06:37Ooh, girl.
06:38A lot of girls should be scared.
06:42And one of you
06:43will sashay away tonight.
06:46No.
06:47Now, that's a fucking twist.
06:49That is wild.
06:50If you mess up today,
06:51there is no going back.
06:53Perla.
06:54And the Virgo Queen.
06:55What-a-do.
06:56As our Maxi Challenge winners,
06:57you will be team captives.
07:01Perla.
07:02As our most recent winner,
07:03you get first dip.
07:04Oh, fuck me up.
07:05Select your slayer.
07:07I want to just fill my team
07:09with the strongest people.
07:10Mikaela, how you doing?
07:12Hi, baby.
07:14The Virgo Queen,
07:15who are you choosing?
07:16Sanjaina the bitch queen.
07:18Get over here, my daughter.
07:20Mikaela, you're choosing next.
07:21Oh, fuck off.
07:22Oh, I love this.
07:23Oh.
07:24Team meeting.
07:25Team meeting.
07:26I'm just going, whoo.
07:27Do you feel that?
07:28Who are you choosing?
07:29Tiffany.
07:30Come on, baby.
07:31Let's go.
07:32Do you want to take her away?
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34So, Sanjaina, you will choose next for your team.
07:35Miss Xanadu.
07:36Xanadzone.
07:37Zanadzone.
07:38Zanadzone.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Honestly, when you see Xanad, she's so powerful, so you know that she's going to bring it.
07:44Tiffany and co.
07:45Miss Uma.
07:46Oh.
07:47Okay.
07:48Hey, welcome to the family.
07:49I think you can hold your own girl.
07:50It felt nice to know that these people have some kids.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:54Oh, my God.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Oh, my God.
07:58Oh, my God.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:01Oh, my God.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:06These people have some faith in the broad skills of my drag.
08:11All right, Xanad, do you choose next for your team?
08:14I would like to call a friend quickly if I can.
08:16Okay.
08:17I originally was aiming for Minnie, because Helena's a bingo girl, so usually when I see her,
08:24she's always sitting on a fucking chair, running her mouth.
08:27Okay.
08:30I would love to bring Helena into our team.
08:34Yes.
08:35Oh, my gosh.
08:36Our last two queens are Minnie Wang and Jaylene Thyme.
08:39Uma, it's your choice.
08:42So, is she going to get picked last?
08:45We're going to go with Jaylene Thyme.
08:47Oh, thank you.
08:48Come, mother.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Even as a 39-year-old grown man, getting picked last really doesn't feel great.
08:58That means, Minnie Wang, you will join Helena and the rest of that team.
09:01Yes.
09:02Welcome to the winning team.
09:04Now that you have your teams, as a group, you will decide which queen performs each track.
09:10Wow.
09:11Oh, I like that.
09:12This is gaggy.
09:13Be strategic.
09:14Because joining us is All Stars 5 winner Shea Coulee.
09:23I am so excited to see Shea Coulee.
09:26Shea Coulee is one of my biggest drag inspirations ever of all time.
09:31I mean, I literally took a bus for 10 hours to go see them.
09:35Like...
09:36Racers, start your engines and may the best drag team win!
09:42Yay!
09:48The assassins are here.
09:51Assassins.
09:52We have the ability to be able to choose our song.
09:55And for myself, I'm not thinking about anybody else.
09:58I gotta focus on what I'm bringing.
10:00One thing that's really important for me is I need to get the song that I want.
10:03Can we just take a moment and talk about the fact that it's teams?
10:06Teams?
10:07Yeah.
10:08That gagged me.
10:09Well, I always think that it's important to really recognize that drag is different vibes.
10:13Yeah.
10:14And that's where the strength comes as a team.
10:16These are our songs.
10:17Too Hot, Alanis Morissette, Heads Will Roll, Ya Ya Ya's, Bad Bitches Don't Cry,
10:21Priyanka and Ralph, San Francisco, Exes.
10:25And I'm curious to know what each of you think your strengths song is.
10:30But also, which songs the other team will gravitate towards.
10:34We all have our strengths.
10:35We know what we're good at.
10:36Like, I'm an exes girl.
10:37Like, that's...
10:38That's exactly, yeah.
10:39Like, I'm known for doing this.
10:40I want to see you devour this.
10:42I will devour.
10:43Yeah.
10:44I need to do Exes by Tate McCrae because that's my bread and butter.
10:47I do it all the time at home.
10:48Like, she's the new Britney of our generation.
10:51And you're looking at the Britney of this drag generation.
10:54Well, I want to say something right now because I bring that Vegas, the beads, the feathers.
10:58Yes, yes, yes.
10:59That whole vibe.
11:00San Francisco is something that opened my heart.
11:02Really?
11:03You also love San Francisco.
11:04I can't lie.
11:05That's kind of where I sit as well.
11:07I picked Jaylene as part of our team and I immediately regret it.
11:12There is only one old lady song in our song selection and we're both gonna be trying to get that one song.
11:18That's one of my strengths of spoken word.
11:20Yeah, mine too.
11:21Uma also wants this song, but come on.
11:24This is Judy Garland.
11:26If we want to go with a little bit of a gaggy, unexpected moment, I would love Heads Will Roll.
11:31I was there, like, doing the tectonic up in the clubs, like, shirt off, sweat down.
11:38Like, if I can't get San Francisco, I would love Heads Will Roll.
11:42If I can't get that first choice of song, I am going to get my second choice.
11:47Miss Perla, I'm a hair whipper and Heads Will Roll is kind of like my number one.
11:54So do you want me to do the rest, or...?
11:58My hair-ography kind of works with this.
12:01Heads Will Roll, because literally my head is gonna be rolling.
12:05This is my song. This is my song.
12:08Obviously we both want it for a reason, but, like, when we look at it for the whole team,
12:13I'm not gonna do this well enough, you definitely could.
12:16Uma is fighting because she knows where her strengths are.
12:20But I want it.
12:22So does everyone feel good?
12:24I feel good.
12:25We're locked in?
12:26Locking in.
12:27Locking in.
12:28Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
12:30Shake the leg!
12:33Aw!
12:34Bye, exit!
12:36Okay then.
12:37I'm gonna pick you up for once!
12:38Blame me on the ground!
12:40I'm not actually worried about anyone on our team because all of these girls perform full-time.
12:45I think, if anything, they might be a little bit worried about me because I don't do drag all the time.
12:52All right, team, so what is our strategy then going into this?
12:56I have some insider tea from Vancouver.
12:58Oh.
12:59If I can spill it.
13:00Yes, go for it. We need this.
13:01It's important to me to strategize in this challenge because, yes, they're my sisters, but them going home only means I get to go further.
13:09So, this is Tiffany's song.
13:13This is her track now.
13:14We only get to do two a number per show, and this is always one of them.
13:18Okay.
13:19So, if you feel the confidence to pop off against her, this is a good chance to take her out quickly.
13:24The other thing that we could do, if you know that that's Tiff and she turns it, we could just throw it.
13:34Would we rather want to throw it or take it out?
13:36That's what I'm saying.
13:37Because I want to get the many wins as possible right away.
13:39For me, I'm just going to give it because I love her so much.
13:42I'm going to take my Auntie Priyanka song and give the brown girl what they want.
13:47I prayed so hard to Lord Ganesh.
13:50I was like, please give me bad bitches don't cry.
13:53And it landed right in these beautiful orange hands.
13:57This is where I want to be.
13:59You want to do Hezbollah?
14:00I knew it.
14:01Not to toot my own horn, but I'm going to toot my own horn.
14:04I'm a really good lip-syncher.
14:05I do this every single fucking day.
14:07I feel confident going up against anybody on that other team.
14:10I could...
14:11Mine was kind of in this area.
14:13I figured.
14:14Because I know this song, like, every breath of it.
14:16I've seen you do Heads Will Roll.
14:17That's why I was like, I even does this.
14:19I mean, the first song that sticks out to me in that list is Heads Will Roll by the Ya Ya Ya's.
14:24Sorry, Xana.
14:25But if Mikayla had Heads Will Roll, for instance, and you took that song, do you feel comfortable going up against her?
14:30I mean, I'm comfortable going up against anybody.
14:32Will I win?
14:33I'm not sure.
14:34But that's what...
14:35I want to go in with winning.
14:36I feel pretty confident going into this challenge knowing that I can beat the best of them.
14:40And that might be an issue for her.
14:42Like, it sounds like nobody wants Too Hot and I actually...
14:45I do like Too Hot.
14:46Here's what I'm thinking.
14:47I was thinking Too Hot Virgo because Too Hot is, like, an early 90s RV vibe.
14:52I could do any of these numbers, but yes, that is the song I wanted to lip sync to.
14:56Yeah.
14:57I've been waiting for this moment.
14:58I would also take this as well.
14:59Mini, you're feeling Too Hot and...
15:01I'm feeling too hot.
15:02I'm strategically also choosing my song, hoping that maybe Uma or Jaylene are more likely to be the ones that are going to be doing one of them.
15:11Remember what you're good at and then apply it to the song.
15:15Also, connecting with the audience is more important than doing a cockity-cack-cack-cow.
15:19And don't rely on slice and tricks.
15:20All right, put your hands in.
15:22One, two, three, five, five!
15:28This is gonna be an eye-opening challenge.
15:31I have a lot of question marks, right?
15:33I'm confident with my girls, but, you know, who knows what the other team got?
15:38Does anyone have, like, nerves before they perform or anxiety?
15:43Usually no, today.
15:45Yes.
15:46That part.
15:47I do have... I do have... I have some nerves.
15:49I'm really worried that because Auntie Uma doesn't pull tricks, that I'm not gonna be seen as someone who is trying hard enough.
15:58Run up, get done up, bitch.
16:00What?
16:01Virgo and friends are gonna sweat.
16:03Team Virgo and friends.
16:04Not Team Virgo and friends.
16:06I think Tara still has the boat running for whoever is going home with her.
16:10Ooh!
16:11Fighting words.
16:13Looking around the room, I'm really nervous for everyone but me.
16:18Get in, losers.
16:20We're going lip syncing.
16:23In the background culture we've ever been on.
16:24I think it's just a bit moreAPти.
16:25I want to go to you.
16:26I know for you, you're not going to be able to be able to be out-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to.
16:50Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
16:54What's another word for dancing queen?
16:57Oh, I know. Brad Goreski.
16:59And can you believe I'm only 17?
17:02I, in fact, cannot believe that.
17:04But you know who I can believe is only 17?
17:07Canada's favorite stage mom, Tracy Melshor.
17:11You're doing amazing, sweetie.
17:12And she always brings it to the runway.
17:16It's All Stars 5 winner, Shea Coulee.
17:18Hey, Brooklyn.
17:20Hi, Shea. How do lip syncs make you feel?
17:23So emotional.
17:24Oh, cue the rose petals.
17:27This week, our queens teamed up to showdown on the main stage in the lip syncs layoffs.
17:33Racers, start your engines.
17:36And may the best drag queen win.
17:38Welcome to the Canada's Drag Race Slayoffs, team's edition.
17:52Here's how it will work.
17:57One queen from each team will face off in a best of five rounds.
18:02The first team to win three battles will win the maxi challenge and be safe from elimination.
18:07The queens from the losing team who lose their lip syncs will be in the bottom.
18:11The gag is, even if you're on the bottom team, but you won your lip sync, you're safe.
18:17So, like, turn it out and you're golden?
18:21Queens, this is your opportunity to show us, and more importantly, the fans, what it is that you do best.
18:30So don't hold back, and do fuck it up.
18:34Yeah.
18:35The first song will be Too Hot by Alanis Morissette.
18:42From Team Perla, who will be battling?
18:45We have Mikayla.
18:48Ooh.
18:48Oh.
18:50Oh, Mikayla's got this in the bag.
18:52Have you seen her?
18:53She's so hot.
18:54It's almost going to be too hot.
18:57Team Virgo, who will be fighting for your team?
19:01We have Minnie Wang.
19:03Ooh.
19:03Yeah.
19:05This is, like, a full David and Goliath situation.
19:09Can we get a medic for Minnie?
19:11So there we have it.
19:12Mikayla Couture will be facing off against Minnie Wang in a battle of the catsuits.
19:19The rest of you may move to the back of the stage.
19:22Right off the bat, I'm a little bit nervous.
19:24They're really just sending out their lip-sync assassin to just get the job done.
19:29So I'm thinking, uh-oh.
19:32This might be a tumbly ride.
19:38It's time for our first battle.
19:41Two queens stand before us.
19:43This is your chance to impress us and earn a point for your team.
19:51The time has come for you to lip-sync for your squad.
20:00I like that.
20:01Girl, you don't know what's coming, baby.
20:04You don't know what's coming.
20:06Mikayla was picked first.
20:07I was picked last.
20:09But sometimes it can be a pretty rough fall from the top.
20:12Good luck.
20:13And don't fuck it up.
20:16Oh, too hot.
20:18Never too cold.
20:19You make your best shot too hot to hold.
20:22Never too young.
20:23Never too old.
20:25You gotta go for gold.
20:27Yeah!
20:28Oh!
20:29I know you're gonna do this.
20:36Why don't you check this out?
20:38Hey, boy.
20:40You want it all or nothing.
20:44Lose the apprehension, baby.
20:46And go with the flow.
20:47Cause you know you've got to stand up.
20:50If you want the answers.
20:54You need a blast and spaced out, baby.
20:56Just say what you mean and you mean to say no.
21:00Hey!
21:00You don't have to go and prove it.
21:03You just go ahead and do it.
21:06Your time is for the take and make it.
21:09The best of what you got now.
21:10Oh, too hot.
21:11Never too cold.
21:13You make your best shot too hot to hold.
21:15Never too young.
21:17Never too old.
21:18You gotta go for gold.
21:20And you'll make a baby go.
21:22And when you're ready,
21:23You're about to throw your hands in there.
21:26And when you're like, you just don't care.
21:29Okay, party people in the house.
21:31Get on it.
21:32Reach in, reach in.
21:33Back when you're reach in.
21:34Throw your hands in the air.
21:37And when you're like, you just don't care.
21:39Okay, party people in the house.
21:41My passion, my passion.
21:42Move and move and everything you do is.
21:45I'm too hot.
21:46Never too cold.
21:48You make your best shot too hot to hold.
21:50Go!
21:50Never too young.
21:51Never too old.
21:53You gotta go for gold.
21:55You gotta go for gold.
21:55You gotta go for gold.
21:57Yeah.
21:58You don't have to go and prove it.
22:00You just go ahead and do it.
22:03Your time is for the take and make it.
22:06The rest of what you got now.
22:08Oh, too hot.
22:09Never too cold.
22:10You make your best shot too hot to hold.
22:13Never too young.
22:14Never too old.
22:16You gotta go for gold.
22:18Make your baby go too hot.
22:19Yeah.
22:21Oh!
22:22Woo!
22:23I'm too hot.
22:24I'm gonna lose the break because you're not going to get to.
22:28I'm too hot.
22:29Yay!
22:30Woo!
22:31Woo!
22:32Woo!
22:33Woo!
22:34Woo!
22:35Woo!
22:36Good job, baby.
22:37Yay!
22:38That was hot.
22:39What a killer start to this competition.
22:42And this is such a fun pairing because you both have been on the show before.
22:46Yeah.
22:47Makeover contestant and pit crew.
22:50Minnie, I'll start with you.
22:51You had some great comedic timing.
22:54Your use of the stage was really, really good.
22:56I loved your take on the hands in the air.
22:58Very, very funny.
22:59Just fun to watch.
23:01Michaela, you were just sex on a stick.
23:04It was really alluring, inviting.
23:07You knew how to pull the viewer in.
23:09You turned it all the way up.
23:11Giving us Janet Jackson, giving us Popstar.
23:14And Red Hot.
23:15Oh, honey.
23:16You were absolute fire out there on that stage.
23:20I loved the floor work that you were doing and just made for a really fun lip sync.
23:24Queens, we have made our decision.
23:30Michaela Couture, good-drag-ulations.
23:35You are the winner of this slayoff.
23:38You are safe to slay another day and have earned a point for your team.
23:42I did exactly what needed to be done.
23:45So now it's up to the rest of my team to kick some ass.
23:50Minnie Wang, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle,
23:53and may be up for elimination.
23:55Understood.
23:56You may both step to the back of the stage.
23:59It's disappointing, but I've still got my team behind me.
24:03Sorry, guys.
24:04I need you girls to get us on the board.
24:08Our next showdown will be to San Francisco by Rufus Wainwright.
24:12Team Virgo, who is your slayer?
24:15We have decided on Helena Poison.
24:19Yes, Miss Poison.
24:21Whoa.
24:22So we're down one motherfucking point.
24:24I'm not pissed yet because my boo-boo Helena, she got this.
24:28Break it, bitch.
24:29Poison these hoes.
24:31And Team Perla, reveal your fighter.
24:33We have chosen Jaylene Time.
24:36Whoa.
24:37Okay.
24:38You're going up against Jaylene Time, queen of classic, the legend.
24:45Let's watch this one.
24:47Our next battle is Helena Poison versus Jaylene Time.
24:54Helena looks like a rock and roll goddess, but I'm gonna shimmy my way right to the top.
24:59She's definitely dressed more the part than I am, but I'm feeling very ready to just have a camp old time with this song.
25:08Round two.
25:09Ding, ding.
25:10Now, after this next number, we're gonna have a little break and you can go off and smoke and drink, whatever you people do.
25:19I never will forget Janet McDonald.
25:36Janet McDonald was a singer as well as Judy, who sang in a more operatic way, whereas Judy was more swing.
25:46I personally would call this next line a dick.
25:52Just to think of her, it gives my heart a pain.
26:03San Francisco, open your go just in case you'll let nobody wait outside your door.
26:09San Francisco, here come to Washington, one saying I wonder no more.
26:16But the place is only making love you best.
26:20Say that you're the one in all the golden west.
26:24San Francisco, here come to Washington, one saying I wonder no more.
26:28But never to roam again.
26:29Never to roam again.
26:30Never to roam again.
26:31Never to roam again.
26:35San Francisco.
26:41Right when I arrive, I really come along.
26:42Day you will laugh to see me.
26:43When I arrive, I really come alive
26:48And you will laugh to see me
26:54Perpendicular, hanging on again
26:59San Francisco
27:06I'm coming home again
27:12Never to roam again
27:16But I go
27:23San Francisco
27:26Here I go
27:42So captivating, it was like watching a tennis match, you know, like, I gotta go back over here, I gotta go back over here
27:56Jaylene, you were giving me some good old-fashioned cabaret, bit of Fosse in there too
28:01Looked like you had a little one-too-many there, giving us drunk aunt at a wedding, and I loved it
28:07I thought that you had really, really great energy
28:10My word of advice would be think about
28:13This is gonna sound dirty
28:14The journey of your mouth
28:16And think about the choreography of this just like your body
28:18And I think that that will help you really, really be able to excel at numbers like this
28:23But great job
28:24Miss Poison
28:26There is an old-school song that I used to dance to called Poison
28:30And it said, never trust a big butt and a smile
28:32But I'm trusting all of this
28:34Oh, you shouldn't
28:35You were a little vamp
28:37It was a very, uh, sexy Broadway vamp
28:39I loved it, and I loved your take on the song in a way to really make it your own
28:43Honestly, when I was looking at you, I was just like, how is she going to do this?
28:47But that is really the job of a queen to take this on and make it her own
28:52Great job, the both of you
28:54Queens, we have made our decision
28:57Helena Poison, gondragulations
29:00You are the winner of this slay off
29:04Thank you so much
29:05I made Rufus Wainwright sexy, and I just need everyone to know that
29:09You're safe to slay another day and have earned a point for your team
29:13Yes
29:15Jaylene Time
29:16I'm sorry, my dear, but you have lost your battle and may be up for elimination
29:20Thank you
29:21Helena wins, and that means our team has our first point
29:25And I would like to argue that that was my win because I picked Helena
29:29Queens, the next slay off will be to Heads Will Roll by Ya Ya Ya's
29:35The A-Track Remix
29:37Team Perla, who is up?
29:40We are sending up
29:42Uma God
29:43Uma's another one that I've never seen perform
29:48I don't want to be overly confident, but I'm thinking this is going to be
29:52Point number two for Team Virgo
29:54Team Virgo
29:55And Team Virgo, who you got?
29:57We got Ms. Xana
30:00Ooh!
30:01Ooh!
30:02Ooh!
30:03Ooh!
30:04Girl, leave me alone!
30:06Oh my God!
30:08The feud has left the workroom, is now on the main stage
30:11Uma, like, you got this, girl
30:13Show these bitches who's here
30:15So it's Uma God versus Xana
30:20I'm ready to take this bitch out
30:22I'm intimidating, I want her to feel that
30:25I want Uma to see what Xana do
30:27I know that Xana is coming for blood
30:30Especially with me, but that gives me the drive that I need
30:35To really upstage her
30:37I need to really upstage her
30:38Oh!
30:39Woo!
30:40Mo!
30:41Woo!
30:42Let her on the wet street
30:44Silver over everything
30:46River's all wet
30:47You're all cool
30:48Alright
30:49Go!
30:50Go!
30:51Go!
30:54Go!
30:55Go!
30:56Go!
30:57Go!
30:58Go!
30:59Go!
31:01Go!
31:02Go!
31:03Oh, trippin' with a hook of me
31:07Shiver, stop, shivering
31:11The blitters all wet
31:14You rock, chrome
31:17The men cried out, the girls cried out
31:22The men cried out, the girls cried out
31:24The men cried out
31:25Oh, no, oh, no
31:27Go on!
31:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
31:37Woo!
31:38Woo!
31:39Woo!
31:40Woo!
31:41Dance, dance till you're dead
31:42Yeah, head to roll, head to roll
31:47Head to roll on the floor
31:51I'm a sloth with your head
31:53Dance, dance till you're dead
31:57Yeah, head to roll, head to roll
32:02Shut the roll on the floor
32:06Look in us
32:10Take the pass
32:13Shut your eyes
32:17We realize
32:20Look in us
32:24Take the pass
32:28Shut your eyes
32:31Mirror and light
32:35Woo!
32:36Oh, ah.
32:38Oh!
32:40Oh!
32:43Dance, dance, dance, dance with him.
32:46Woo!
32:47Dance, dance, so you dance.
32:51Have the role.
32:53Have the role.
32:55Have the role of love.
33:01Oh my God!
33:03Yeah! Yes!
33:05Killer.
33:06Xana, my God, our sex pot.
33:09And you also had a few tricks up your sleeve as well.
33:12Acrobatics and theater.
33:15Wow, just incredible.
33:17Xana, you have those bedroom eyes.
33:19I painted them that way.
33:22You have a great way of commanding a stage.
33:24So great job.
33:25You really know how to draw people in.
33:28Always try and be aware of not only where your opponent is,
33:32but also where the cameras are.
33:34Because if you're going to do something stunning,
33:35you want to make sure that everybody home watching could see it.
33:38Did you hear that, Brooklyn?
33:40Honey, the camera is always looking at me.
33:41I have my own camera.
33:46Uma, you're the type of queen that when I look at you,
33:48I'm not sure what I'm going to get when I see them in a lip sync.
33:51You can move.
33:52I love the way that you brought your own individual quirkiness to it.
33:56You know, you started off, you gave me a little broken doll,
33:59and then you just gradually built and built and built.
34:02I'm all for some robotics, some, like, storytelling through movement,
34:07which was really, really effective because it was a totally different take
34:11than what Xana was doing.
34:12And you do it so well, even with a pendant necklace on.
34:15Queens, we've made our decision.
34:20Uma God, congratulations.
34:25You're the winner of this slayoff.
34:32You're safe to slay another day and have earned a point for your team.
34:37Xana, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle
34:40and may be up for elimination.
34:43Uma, pique your ass, Xana.
34:46Like, what is this?
34:48They just want to see me lip sync again.
34:51Girl, Xana do, Xana clearly don't.
34:56The next slayoff will be to X's by Tate McRae.
35:02Who will be battling for Team Virgo?
35:05I volunteer as tribute.
35:06Ooh!
35:07Yes, bitch!
35:08Ah!
35:09That's my drag mother!
35:13You're gonna pack your bags, bitch,
35:14because you're going the fuck home.
35:16And hoops do we have for Team Perla?
35:19Tiffany, take it away.
35:21Ooh!
35:22I'm hungry, bitch.
35:24This is gonna be a battle.
35:26If you thought I was nasty, this is about to be nasty.
35:30Our next battle will be the Virgo Queen
35:33versus Tiffany and co.
35:37If Team Perla wins this,
35:39their team will win the slayoffs.
35:41No pressure, no pressure.
35:43I cannot be in the bottom this week.
35:45Ooh!
35:46No, ma'am.
35:48Bottom is not for me.
35:49I eat too many burritos.
35:51This song is going to take me to the top.
35:54Virgo, that was a bold choice stepping up against me.
35:58Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me.
36:03Change my mind up like a sorry got me.
36:06Kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.
36:10Kisses, kisses to the next one, do think they got love without me.
36:14They make up, throw it back up, then it's where they never call me.
36:17But I still keep the number and then I kiss.
36:20Kisses to my exes.
36:22Happens every time.
36:24I don't make me to be cold, but it's how I get.
36:27Uh-uh.
36:29Me and all my pride.
36:31Trying to burn down every damn bridge any time we can.
36:34And again.
36:36I'm a, I'm a, I'm a wild ride that never stops.
36:39I'm a, I'm a, I'm a hard case they can't unlock.
36:42And I, and I said I can't like just not enough.
36:46Let's just say it is what it is and was what it was.
36:51Kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.
36:54Kisses, kisses to the next one, do think they got love without me.
36:58They make up, throw it back up, then it's where they never call me.
37:01But I still keep the number and then I kiss.
37:04Kisses to my exes.
37:06I'm sorry.
37:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:09I'm under love like you're sorry.
37:11Say, say, I wanna go there, then I wanna leave.
37:13Make another burn instead I can't keep.
37:15I don't ever know what I want, but that's what you want.
37:17If you're down with it, don't play me.
37:19Makin' it all before it starts, makin' it all up in my head.
37:22I just overshare about things I never met.
37:25I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma wild eyes and never stops.
37:28I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma hard case they can't unlock.
37:32And I, and I said I can't like just not enough.
37:36Let's just say it is what it is and was what it was.
37:40Kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.
37:43Kisses, kisses to the next one, do think they can't live without me.
37:47I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, back up in this head, they'll never call me.
37:50I'ma, I still keep that number in the necklace.
37:53Kisses to my exes.
37:55I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma.
37:58I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma.
37:59I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma.
38:00I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma.
38:02Kisses to my exes, I know that I did you dirty,
38:04Little messed up, little selfish, we ain't married out in 30.
38:08Yeah, we hooked up, then we broke up,
38:10and I said, you really hurt me.
38:12But I still got your number and your necklace.
38:15Kisses to my exes.
38:21Who gon' help me up?
38:23Leave that bitch alone.
38:29Someone needs to phone Tate McRae
38:31and let her know that this was a Tate McSlay.
38:33Oh!
38:35Tiff, your energy is so great.
38:37You're such an incredible dancer.
38:38You have such beautiful musicality.
38:41You were giving me sassy and sexy...
38:44I love a hard dance.
38:45You know, when you put your foot into it,
38:47and when you hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
38:49Yeah!
38:50I felt like I was with y'all in your bedroom,
38:55lip-syncing in front of your mirror.
38:56Because we all know, when we like to perform in our bedrooms,
38:58like, baby, we are giving it like it is Madison Square Garden.
39:01You know?
39:02Virgo queen, you have star quality.
39:05Your confidence was palpable.
39:08I could feel it all the way over here.
39:10It was just so well done.
39:13You have this swag about you,
39:15and I loved your split at the end.
39:17I thought that was such a brilliant way
39:19to put a great period right on the end of it.
39:22Queens, we've made our decision.
39:26The Virgo queen.
39:27Congratulations.
39:28You are the winner of this slay-off.
39:34You're safe to slay another day
39:35and have earned a point for your team.
39:37Shay, this was really such an amazing dream come true
39:42just to perform for you.
39:43This is like you walking for Naomi Campbell
39:46with me performing for you tonight.
39:47Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
39:48I appreciate that so much.
39:51Tiffany & Co., I'm sorry, my dear.
39:54You lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
39:56The teams are tied at 2-2.
39:59Whoever wins this slay-off,
40:01that team is gonna be safe.
40:04The score is 2-all,
40:07which means it all comes down to this.
40:10I, right now, am reeling in my stool.
40:15That sounds so bad.
40:18It's almost becoming a little bit too much.
40:20Like, I could be going home.
40:22I need my team to pull it out for all of us.
40:25The final song will be
40:27Bad Bitches Don't Cry by Priyanka and Ralph.
40:30Will the last two slayers step forward?
40:33We've got the biggest personality in the room
40:36against the smallest person in the room.
40:39I am biting my nails off.
40:42Perla can gracefully slay,
40:45whereas I know...
40:46Got this baby.
40:47You know, Tenshina's gonna bludgeon.
40:50The final slay-off is between Sanjina Dabish Queen and Perla.
40:58The winner of this slay-off will win for their entire team,
41:01and the loser will be in the bottom.
41:06I'm telling you, I'm about to piss all over this fucking stage.
41:09I'm about to bury you, bitch.
41:11Bad bitches don't cry, and you about to cry, girl.
41:15Am I gonna cry?
41:20Nah.
41:21Let's fuck shit up.
41:23This ain't no non-stop party.
41:28I'm living proof, got my wannabe,
41:32but this perfect glass, the Barbie.
41:35So good at faking it, made you look, I'm making it.
41:39Can't stop it, this pressure's hot.
41:41Cut me up like a diamond, I won't stop.
41:44Teardrop, tear drops, suck it up like a lollipop, let's go.
41:48They told me no, I'm at the top, yeah, check my flow.
41:51Never let a hater make you act like a hater,
41:52cause it better let you better, don't forget it.
41:55Bad bitches don't cry.
41:57Bad bitches don't cry.
41:59Bad bitches don't cry.
42:01Bad bitches don't cry.
42:02Bad bitches don't cry.
42:05I get so hot on my emotions.
42:07I get so sad, but I don't show bad.
42:10Bad bitches don't cry.
42:15You know we don't cry.
42:19This ain't no pity party.
42:22She's too emotional, but now her son will help me.
42:25No, I'm not a deer in your high beams.
42:30Just like a hurricane, crush it if you get in my way.
42:33Can't stop it, this pressure's hot.
42:35Cut me up like a diamond, won't stop.
42:37Teardrop, teardrop, suck it up like a lollipop, let's go.
42:41They told me no, I'm at the top, yeah, check my flow.
42:44Part of like the devil, bitch, get on my level.
42:46Stop, story, no, never, cause I'm better.
42:49Bad bitches don't cry.
42:51Bad bitches don't cry.
42:53Bad bitches don't cry.
42:55Bad bitches don't cry.
42:59I get so hot on my emotions.
43:01I get so sad, but I don't show bad.
43:03Bad bitches don't cry.
43:08You know we don't cry.
43:12Oh my god, Perla.
43:14Bad bitch.
43:18Oops.
43:20Prop.
43:21Don't cry.
43:24Don't cry.
43:25Can't stop.
43:25Teardrop, teardrop, suck it up like a lollipop, let's go.
43:29They told me no, but I'm at the top, yeah, check my flow.
43:32Never let a hater make you act like a hater,
43:34cause it's better that you better, don't forget her.
43:36Oh.
43:37Bad bitches don't cry.
43:40I get so hot, don't get emotional.
43:42I get so hot, you better show bad bitches don't cry.
43:48Bad bitches don't cry.
43:50You know we don't cry.
43:52Fuck!
43:53Whoa!
43:58Yay!
43:59Yay!
44:02What an iconic way to close off our slayoffs
44:05with this performance.
44:07I'm going to start with Hurricane Sanjina.
44:09I was watching you back there
44:12while everyone else was performing,
44:13and you were like, so I turned it?
44:14So performance anxiety.
44:16And I think you're a natural born performer,
44:18like this is where you're meant to be.
44:19You came out of the gate piping hot,
44:22popping like popcorn,
44:23making use of the entire stage.
44:26You just have like electricity running through your veins.
44:28It is, it's infectious.
44:31And it's really nice to see somebody
44:33who you can tell wants to be here so badly.
44:36Us as judges appreciate that so much.
44:38You are so generous with your energy on this stage.
44:43You're like, I'm not going to make y'all work for it.
44:45I'm going to work for you.
44:46And I will also commend you
44:48because you have so many accessories on,
44:51and they are all still in place.
44:53Which I'm shocked.
44:54I am shocked.
44:55I'm not going to lie, girl.
44:56You came out with them glasses,
44:57and I'm like, brownie points,
44:58and she keeps those on this entire time,
45:00and they did not move.
45:02And Perla, my little pocket rocket.
45:05I thought I was your pocket rocket.
45:07There's two pockets.
45:08We're golden.
45:11It's the hair-ography for me.
45:13You had an amazing performance,
45:15but there was just this quiet elegance.
45:18You can tell you're a really seasoned performer,
45:20and you know exactly what you're doing,
45:21and you know exactly when to do it.
45:23I love seeing someone that has a little bit of mystery about them.
45:27You wonder, like, what is she going to do next?
45:30And I know that Priyanka is watching.
45:32I don't know why I'm saying, like, she died.
45:34She's dead.
45:35She's dead, Scott.
45:36From the heavens.
45:38She's looking down from above
45:40from her business class flight.
45:42And she is so proud of the both of you.
45:44I just cannot wait to see what the future has in store
45:47for both of you.
45:49Thank you, judges.
45:50Queens, we have made our decision.
45:52Sanjina Dabishqueen.
45:57Congratulations.
45:59Yes, men!
46:00Yes!
46:02Yes!
46:03Thank you!
46:04Oh, my God, thank you, thank you.
46:06Thank you, Vanessa, thank you.
46:07You are the winner of this sleigh-off
46:10and have won the sleigh-offs for your team.
46:14Perla, I'm sorry, my dear, but you have lost your battle,
46:17and this means you are in the bottom.
46:18That is okay.
46:20You may both step to the back of the stage.
46:21Yay!
46:23I love you.
46:23I love you.
46:24That was a good fight, too.
46:25That was a good fight.
46:27Team Virgo, congratulations on winning the sleigh-offs.
46:32We loved all of your victory dances,
46:34but one of you really one-two stepped it up.
46:39The Virgo Queen, congratulations!
46:43You're the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
46:46How much money do I win?
46:47You have won $5,000 and a $5,000 charity donation
46:56to LGBT youth line courtesy of Neutrogena.
47:02Perla, Tiffany Ann Coe, and Jaylene Thyme.
47:05As the losers of your sleigh-offs,
47:07you are the bottom queens this week.
47:10The Virgo Queen, you have earned the power of the Golden Viva,
47:13granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
47:18from lip-syncing for their lives.
47:22You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
47:26As you untuck, the bottom queens may plead their case.
47:31You may leave the stage.
47:34Going into Untucked, I feel like the vibe is cuckoo.
47:46I think there's people that don't expect to have to be in the bottom.
47:49There are people that are safe that didn't expect to be safe.
47:53That was amazing, but first of all, congratulations, Virgo.
47:56Second one!
47:58Number two!
47:59How do you feel?
48:00I feel like on cloud nine.
48:04But honestly, we all fucking slayed that.
48:05Yeah, we did.
48:07How is my safe girls feeling right now?
48:11Thank you so much, Zangina, for winning that final lip-sync.
48:13You're welcome.
48:14It's nice to know that our feud continues.
48:16Right, bitch?
48:17Uma beating me.
48:19Definitely gave her some points in the respect category, at least.
48:23Go off, I guess.
48:24I'm not angry at you.
48:26I'm just, I'm pissed.
48:27I didn't do my best, and I didn't win that lip-sync.
48:29It's stiff competition, right?
48:32I know, but I want to be the stiffest.
48:33I don't know if you saw my face when they said that I won the round.
48:37I was shocked.
48:39You shouldn't be shocked.
48:40You have rhythm.
48:41Shut it up.
48:42You hit every beat of that song.
48:44I feel awful saying this, but I was really disappointed by what Santa did.
48:48I couldn't help but feel like I would have fucking annihilated Uma in that song,
48:53and I wish I had fought harder for that.
48:55Tiffany, Perla, this is number three, number two in the bottom for both of you.
48:59After coming off such a successful win and an amazing lip-sync.
49:02So what's going on over there?
49:03I think, like, I've had to fight since day one, and it's like, I never did a bad job.
49:09Everything just kind of seems like circumstances kind of have just gone against me.
49:13Like, I worked my fucking ass off to get here, and I worked my ass off on that stage.
49:18Like, there's a reason why I'm here.
49:19This is just an unfortunate blip for the third time.
49:23But it's the way that the cookies have crumbled, and I just can't catch a break.
49:28We knew you were choosing that song, and we strategically did that.
49:32It was a set-up.
49:33Yeah.
49:34I'm not comfortable with conflict, but I'm gonna plead my case because I'm not ready to leave.
49:38I have so much more to contribute.
49:41I just want to say something right now.
49:43I came in here, and I had the best entrance.
49:45I made impact, and I want the best for everybody here, but I deserve to be here.
49:51I have work to do.
49:52I am not ready to go home.
49:54I hope you see me and just know that everything that I'm doing, I'm giving the best I can from
49:59my heart, and I know I've got a lot more to give.
50:02I don't always feel I've been able to really say what I need to say, but I'm here, and I'm
50:08going to claim my space.
50:11I do see you.
50:12I think we all see you.
50:13Absolutely.
50:15We love you.
50:16I mean, thank you.
50:18Jaylene has such a way with words, and ugh.
50:23Jaylene, stop talking so I can get the beaver.
50:26Ugh.
50:28Virgo, you have the power of the beaver.
50:31I had to do it last week.
50:32I know how hard it is to look around this room and be like, what the fuck am I supposed
50:37to do?
50:38Yes, we might have won the SmackDown, but I put in a fucking battle, bitch.
50:42And you did.
50:43I'm hoping that my win is taken into consideration.
50:46I want to be here.
50:47I need to be here.
50:48I'm fucking fighting.
50:49I'm really looking at Virgo, and I'm thinking, I did the wig on her head right now.
50:54I did the fucking wig on her head right now, and she's going to do me like this.
50:58I know I have so much more to show, and I have so much more to prove, and I genuinely
51:04feel like I deserve that beaver.
51:05And Virgo, if you give me that beaver, I know we have a little bit of hair cost left
51:12over.
51:13I can afford it now, girl.
51:17If you want to give me that beaver, I will forgive those debts.
51:21You're literally wearing your wig.
51:22So interest rates are going up, Amfe.
51:24Exactly.
51:25It's fair game, honey.
51:27It's fair game.
51:28Thank you for telling me how you feel.
51:31I think I just need some time to deliberate, so I'm going to ask my team if I can just
51:36talk to y'all privately, and y'all can, like, hit the hay.
51:40Bye, kids.
51:41I love you.
51:42Bye.
51:43Okay, y'all, so now that they're all gone, what do we really think about these hoes?
51:48I don't think anyone would blame you if you voted with your heart, but if you're not going
51:53to vote by track record, that's going to throw the beaver for the rest of the game.
51:56If we are going by track record, I do think, like, Perla just destroyed.
52:02I'm thinking that Perla has the better track record just because Perla has a win.
52:07I want to say that I would pick Tiffany, but again, this is her, again, another time in
52:12the bottom, I want my Vancouver girls to stay, and, like, Perla just fucking saved me.
52:17So give her the beaver too, like.
52:19Senjina, what are you feeling?
52:21I'm sorry, like, Perla, her case was, like, it went through my ears, out their nostrils.
52:28Sometimes it's not about the report card, sorry to say, the girl who fails in school all
52:33the fucking time.
52:34It's really not.
52:35For me, it's about someone who actually does drag from the heart and not from the eyes,
52:38and it's, Jaylene, just, she has so much to offer, and I just personally
52:42for me, I think, Jaylene, I think everyone is justified, so I think you just really have
52:49to go with how you're feeling.
52:50Yeah, girl.
52:51I don't know!
52:52Ah!
52:53I don't know.
53:05Welcome back, queens.
53:06The Virgo queen.
53:08Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
53:10I know that's right.
53:11Who are you saving from the chomping block?
53:13Well, this is a really, really tough decision.
53:17I think you're all deserving of staying tonight, but the queen that I've decided to use the golden
53:22beaver on is Jaylene Thyme.
53:28We'll all be damned.
53:30We'll all be damned.
53:32We'll all be damned.
53:33We'll all be damned.
53:34Jaylene Thyme, you are out of the woods this week.
53:38You may join the others that's back.
53:46Perla, Tiffany, and co, I'm sorry, but this means that you are both up for elimination.
53:52Two queens stand before us.
53:55Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of Hot by Avril Lavigne.
54:03This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
54:10The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
54:21Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
54:32You're so good to me, baby, baby.
54:41I wanna lock you up in my closet
54:45When no one's around
54:48I wanna put your hand in my pocket
54:52But cause you're allowed
54:55I wanna drive you into the corner
54:58And kiss you without a sound
55:01I wanna stay this way forever
55:05I'll say it loud
55:08Now you're in
55:09You kick it out
55:11You make me so hot
55:13Make me wanna drop
55:14You're so ridiculous
55:16I can barely stop
55:17I can hardly breathe
55:19You make me wanna scream
55:21You're so fabulous
55:22You're so good to me
55:24Baby, baby
55:28You're so good to me
55:31Baby, baby
55:34You're so good to me
55:36Kiss me gently
55:40Always I know
55:42Hold me
55:44Love me
55:45Don't ever go
55:48Yeah
55:53You make me so hot
55:54You make me so hot
55:58people Blue
56:02Yeah!
56:32You're so good to me, baby, baby, you're so good.
56:51Queens, we have made our decision.
56:58Perla, Shantae, you stay.
57:05You may join the others.
57:06Thank you so much.
57:08I love you so much.
57:14I love you.
57:19Tiffany and Co., you are a real jewel.
57:24And we're so excited that you got to share your sparkle with the world.
57:27Thank you all so much.
57:28This was such an amazing ride.
57:30I don't know, you guys put something in the water, but I cried every episode.
57:35I just wanted to thank you so much for making my dreams come true.
57:39Now sashay away.
57:42Yes, baby.
57:43We love you, Tiffany.
57:45Ugh.
57:46Ew, as Tiff.
57:50Yes, Tiffany!
57:52Yes!
57:53I'm so glad that I'm going out pretty.
57:54You are going to see this gorgeous fucking whore all over the world.
58:03Welcome to the ABG World Tour.
58:06It's Tiffany, bitch.
58:07Congratulations, Queens!
58:08You live to slay another day.
58:10The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:12So remember, stay true, North strong, and...
58:13Cheers!
58:14Now let the music play!
58:15You wear it well.
58:16You wear it well.
58:17You wear it well.
58:18You wear it well.
58:19You wear it well.
58:20You wear it well.
58:21So remember, stay true north, strong, and...
58:25Cheers!
58:27Now let the music play!
58:47Next time on Canada's Drag Race...
58:49It's design challenge time!
58:53Oh, Lord Jesus!
58:57I'm so scared.
58:59This might be my opportunity to see her go home.
59:02This is you.
59:04This is about to be you.
59:05Ooh, that might have gotten a little bit messy.
59:07You have that thing that you can't teach people, you know?
59:09It turned out wonderfully.
59:11When you slapped your ass like that, my cheek got hot.
59:14You know, my cheek got hot?
59:15LAUGHTER
59:20MUSIC
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