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00:00:00Oh, jump it? That's a good jump. Get the ball, Steve. Get it. Get the ball. You want to play with your brother?
00:00:15Cabot. Steve, come play with Cabot. Don't you hit your brother? Come on, Cab.
00:00:30Come on. Picture this. A warehouse. About 20,000 square feet. Windows along the side. Looks like an ordinary warehouse. Until you get closer. And all you see are heads.
00:00:52Heads? What kind of heads you talking about?
00:00:55Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads. Heads drifting in and out of the windows.
00:01:00A projection of heads? Like a jumbo truck? No. Real heads. Heads defying gravity. There are heads everywhere. And everyone's having fun. Good, genuine fun.
00:01:11Trampoline world. The first of its kind in the state of Louisiana.
00:01:16Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh?
00:01:20See? Take the hammer. Take the nail. You swing the hammer.
00:01:26And then when all the nails are in, we get paid. And then we get to go home.
00:01:34Kev, I want to ask you a question. You think grown-ass adults from Louisiana all gonna come to a building full of trampolines and jump around?
00:01:43Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:01:47Well, so is obesity.
00:01:51No offense, brother, but you need to get laid.
00:01:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't done any fucking since the incident?
00:01:58Nope.
00:02:01Gah!
00:02:02Why'd you have to go bring up the incident?
00:02:05I didn't bring up the incident.
00:02:06All right, that's fucking drugs. Let's get off the goddamn room.
00:02:09Let's get out of here.
00:02:10What do you want to go with?
00:02:11I don't want to go to a titty ball.
00:02:15Are you gonna work at all today, Kev?
00:02:18Just give me a minute.
00:02:19You know, you gotta forget about Angie, man.
00:02:21Maybe the boys are right. Maybe you gotta get back out there and get laid.
00:02:25Listen, it's time for you to get back in the game.
00:02:27I am in the game.
00:02:29I'm just not having sex.
00:02:35I'm having sex, guaranteed.
00:02:42My pedestal, I just won't need.
00:02:50There's no curse. You're not cursed.
00:02:54Can't let one girl ruin your whole goddamn life, Kevin.
00:02:59Oh, shit.
00:03:16God.
00:03:17God, you're so stupid, Kevin.
00:03:20That apron suits you. You should keep it.
00:03:24Oh, and please, take whatever you like from the Les Crusades stuff.
00:03:28In fact...
00:03:33Stupid, Kevin.
00:03:35You doing okay there, senor?
00:03:39Oh, hey.
00:03:41Yeah, I'm good.
00:03:42You don't mind if we take the silvers?
00:03:45No, it's cool.
00:03:46Oh, that's nice.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54No problem.
00:03:56Guy's giving you a hard time up there?
00:03:59Who?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:02Nah.
00:04:04What do you think your name is?
00:04:07I was gonna go with Muriel or...
00:04:10or Sasha.
00:04:12Think Sasha's married?
00:04:14Uh...
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Maybe. I don't know.
00:04:19One thing I can tell you about catering.
00:04:22Some of these girls really know how to party.
00:04:25Whoa!
00:04:27You just gotta smile.
00:04:29What?
00:04:30No.
00:04:31I don't think so.
00:04:32You did.
00:04:33I saw her, man.
00:04:34Nah.
00:04:37Mmm.
00:04:39Juicy.
00:04:41So is this guy an asshole?
00:04:43What guy?
00:04:45A guy whose house this is.
00:04:48What makes you say that?
00:04:50Well, he's got a chair in the shape of a hand.
00:04:56You don't like the chair?
00:04:58Well, anyone who has enough money to buy joke furniture is probably an asshole.
00:05:04It wasn't meant to be funny.
00:05:06Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
00:05:07No, you...
00:05:09You have a really great house.
00:05:11What's your name?
00:05:13Kevin.
00:05:14What do you say, Kev?
00:05:16Call me Hank.
00:05:18You should come to my party tonight.
00:05:21There's gonna be a lot of women here.
00:05:22And, uh, a lot of these ladies are gonna be high on narcotics.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:30Uh, I'm good.
00:05:32Are you?
00:05:33Are you good?
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:39Party starts at 8.
00:05:41Hope to see it.
00:05:43Oh, and, uh, if you want the hand chair, it's yours.
00:05:52J這樣的!
00:06:00Oh, yeah!
00:06:07Well, I mean, I don't know him, but...
00:06:09I feel sad for him.
00:06:11What does he do?
00:06:12Huh?
00:06:13What is he doing, up there?
00:06:15He's a roofer.
00:06:16in the house, you know?
00:06:16And he wasn't, he was a nice guy.
00:06:18I mean, I didn't get to talk to him.
00:06:20He shouldn't be giving people rupees, man.
00:06:30Show me that cork trick again.
00:06:32He showed you like 30 times.
00:06:34It takes brains, bro.
00:06:35Whatever.
00:06:36At least I don't think my dick is cursed.
00:06:38What did I say?
00:06:38I don't want to talk about it.
00:06:40Why?
00:06:40Just tell us.
00:06:41Come on.
00:06:41He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it.
00:06:43No, because every time I even think about sex,
00:06:46something bad happens.
00:06:46You bring up Angie today,
00:06:48and I nearly take off my thumb with a claw hand.
00:06:50Let me see.
00:06:51Let me see that.
00:06:51My dick is cursed.
00:06:52End of story.
00:06:53So you think it's possessed,
00:06:55or is it surrounded by, like, paranormal activity?
00:07:06Such a good-looking kid.
00:07:09He swears off sex.
00:07:12And it's a crime against nature.
00:07:14Are you still talking about the...
00:07:16Ruford?
00:07:17Hey, he just seems so sad, you know?
00:07:20You don't want to f***ing coke lupus, man?
00:07:22You're like a hamster in a wormhole.
00:07:25I can't...
00:07:25I just...
00:07:25I can't hear it anymore, Hank.
00:07:27I'm going insane.
00:07:31Ow!
00:07:33I've just had a revelation of magnitude.
00:07:37Oh, Carl, this is big.
00:07:39Can you see how big?
00:07:40It's f***ing big.
00:07:41I'm going to get this kid laid.
00:07:45This is...
00:07:46This is fate.
00:07:47I have to get this kid laid.
00:07:50You're damn straight, you do.
00:07:53I can see it so clearly.
00:07:57Has anyone seen my phone?
00:08:00You f***ing kidding me?
00:08:02You told everyone to leave...
00:08:03Where's my phone?
00:08:04Oh, I gotta find him.
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06You're kidding, right?
00:08:08It's too much responsibility.
00:08:09I can't deal with that.
00:08:14Steve.
00:08:15Steve, we're late.
00:08:17Kevin, relax.
00:08:18I'm coming.
00:08:21Nice outfit.
00:08:22I haven't seen that since first of all the community.
00:08:24Other than shorts.
00:08:25Why?
00:08:26It's the business meeting.
00:08:28It's Ted.
00:08:28He knows us.
00:08:29I don't want him going around telling Angie we're some kind of joke.
00:08:32Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev.
00:08:36You gotta stop stressing out about this Angie thing, you know?
00:08:39It's been over a year.
00:08:41It's been nine months.
00:08:42I'm close enough.
00:08:46Okay, so.
00:08:48Trampoline world.
00:08:49We'll have six four-by-four rebounders over there.
00:08:54And two six-by-six Olympics in the back there.
00:08:59Kids jumping everywhere.
00:09:013D dodgeball.
00:09:03Isn't it all dodgeball 3D?
00:09:05Um, 4D dodgeball.
00:09:08Do people really want to go trampolining?
00:09:10Oh, trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America.
00:09:14Funny, I guess I missed the trampoline Super Bowl last year.
00:09:20Sorry, that's in poor taste.
00:09:22Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?
00:09:24But he really never was very good at math either.
00:09:28Look, what I'm trying to say is y'all's numbers don't add up.
00:09:31You see, what happens to the trampoline world
00:09:33if you don't make your nut the first two months, hmm?
00:09:36You shut her down?
00:09:39Well, no, we just...
00:09:40No?
00:09:41So, how do you make payroll?
00:09:45How about you just come in for $10,000?
00:09:46$10,000.
00:09:47I could do that.
00:09:49What happens to my $10,000 if you don't sell the other shares?
00:09:55Got anything, Steve?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58I lose it.
00:09:59Just what I thought.
00:10:01I just don't get it.
00:10:03Sorry, I'm out.
00:10:09Why don't you jump in?
00:10:10Honestly?
00:10:11I don't get the plan myself.
00:10:19We should go on a vacation or something.
00:10:22In Costa Rica.
00:10:23A beach would be nice.
00:10:26I mean, maybe right now is not the right time for trampoline world.
00:10:29I mean, it might be the right idea, just not the right time.
00:10:31Well, it has to be.
00:10:33Huh?
00:10:34I already put down a deposit.
00:10:38A deposit with what?
00:10:47Took a note out on the house.
00:10:50Kev, you gotta be f***ing kidding.
00:10:53Did you even read this thing?
00:10:55Celine.
00:10:56Dude, you lose a f***ing home.
00:10:58It's not if trampoline world succeeds.
00:11:03Trampoline.
00:11:04Are you kidding me?
00:11:08Seriously, though.
00:11:09The female fruit bat?
00:11:10She nicks the males f***ing while they're having sex.
00:11:13How is that even possible?
00:11:14She bends.
00:11:16The female fruit bat is very bendy.
00:11:18Wouldn't that make it shorter?
00:11:20Apparently not for the fruit bat.
00:11:23Hello?
00:11:24Hey, it's me.
00:11:25It's Hank.
00:11:25Oh.
00:11:26Hey, Hank.
00:11:27You missed my party, man.
00:11:29Yeah, sorry about that.
00:11:30Something came off.
00:11:31I want to do something.
00:11:33But I can't understand.
00:11:34I'm talking sex guaranteed, man.
00:11:36What's text guaranteed?
00:11:37Not text.
00:11:38Sex.
00:11:39Oh, sex.
00:11:40I'm here with this amazing creature.
00:11:43She's called Zaid.
00:11:44She's amazing.
00:11:46Now, Zaid wants to have sex with you.
00:11:52Was she desperate?
00:11:53No, she's not desperate, okay?
00:11:56This is her job.
00:11:57I don't know how to sex with the hooker.
00:11:59She's not a prostitute, okay?
00:12:02She's...
00:12:02She's like a...
00:12:04An expert.
00:12:07Um...
00:12:07Let's say a sexpert.
00:12:11She's just got a lot of sexpertise, you know what I mean?
00:12:14Well, uh, that's nice of you, man, but, uh, that's not really my thing.
00:12:18Oh, come on, man.
00:12:20Relax.
00:12:21This is real intimacy.
00:12:24And frankly, it sounds like you need it.
00:12:28I don't...
00:12:28I don't understand what you mean.
00:12:30Think of her like a chef.
00:12:31Like, you know, a chef that comes to somebody's house, cooks them a meal, but just for you.
00:12:36And this chef makes $1,000 an hour.
00:12:39$1,000?
00:12:40Just listen to me.
00:12:43This is fate calling, Kevin.
00:12:46Drop the hammer, get off the roof, and get your f***ers to my party.
00:12:51Yo, Kev, what the hell is sex guaranteed, man?
00:12:56That guy Hank just called me and invited me over to have sex.
00:12:59Can you believe that?
00:13:01He's out of his mind I'm not having sex with a hooker.
00:13:03Hookers don't count.
00:13:06Everyone counts.
00:13:06Not hookers.
00:13:08It's not the same as another girl.
00:13:09They're a subset.
00:13:11So what's $1,000 about?
00:13:14Like I said, it's how much she costs.
00:13:15A day?
00:13:16I'm thinking an hour.
00:13:18Oh, you gotta do it.
00:13:19It'll be like f***ing professor sex.
00:13:21She's gonna know more s*** than you ever even thought of.
00:13:24It's gonna be like, like, caving with like a minor.
00:13:28No, no, he's right.
00:13:29This could be good for you, Kevin.
00:13:31It's confronting your fears.
00:13:31This could break the curse.
00:13:34I'm not doing it.
00:13:35It's stupid.
00:13:36I'm not going.
00:13:36Oh, you're doing it.
00:13:38Man, dude might throw you some cash for, you know, your bouncing heads and whatnot.
00:13:42Yeah, I mean, I guess I could stop by and then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?
00:13:46It's a rich guy getting f***ed up in a goddamn mansion.
00:13:49This is your investor.
00:13:51Come on, we're going right now.
00:13:56Did we just not get invited to the party?
00:13:58I'm just gonna do some bulls***.
00:14:00These are the rules of the egg fight.
00:14:09Open hand strikes only.
00:14:11There will be no fists allowed.
00:14:13Should the egg crack in your mouth, spit it out, stupid.
00:14:18Because you are the vanquisher.
00:14:22All right.
00:14:23Commence.
00:14:24You have offended me.
00:14:37I think I'm going to start with the fastest growing stuff first and then move into our big vision for the place.
00:14:47Maybe you want to, you know, play along a little bit before you start asking for money.
00:14:51Look, if I grab the whole investment block here today, I mean, I could take Angie to the place.
00:14:56I could show her the lease.
00:14:57Forget about Angie.
00:14:58This is about money.
00:15:00If this guy wants to get you laid, then let him get you laid.
00:15:03You've got to do whatever this guy wants so that he will give you the money.
00:15:06It's a logical investment.
00:15:14I know it is.
00:15:16Be a man.
00:15:24Give me a man.
00:15:29Hey.
00:15:30Um.
00:15:32I was invited by the owner of the house.
00:15:34Oh, Jesus.
00:15:37Sorry.
00:15:38Um.
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00:16:33What do you say Kevin you made it buddy I thought you might not show drink yeah sure
00:16:57take a seat this is the guy Kevin I'd like to introduce you to Zade Zade this is Kevin
00:17:06Hi I'm Zade so how's life Kevin? Life's good
00:17:17there you go Kev try that you know that business I was telling you about yeah it's uh trampolini
00:17:34jumping you got a business model for that how do you monetize that yeah um trampolini is one of the
00:17:41fastest growing sports in America they have in schools now it's huge in Asia how high do people
00:17:48get three footers average but professionals get a bit higher got all kinds of stuff like what oh
00:17:56there's a sky slam basketball foam pits synchronized trampoline synchronized trampolini synchronized
00:18:04trampolini that's great yeah you just get two trampolines side by side with some athletes on
00:18:10one the other and uh they actually got their own uh metal section at the Olympics yeah now we're in
00:18:16the rhythm see this is this is great yeah this is pretty good yes we can traffic we expect 500 and
00:18:25uh with an entry fee of 12.20 it's gonna be a real earner how many of these trampolines you got over
00:18:31your place and how many people can actually synchronize any one time oh we're thinking
00:18:38of starting with you know 30 30 trampolines oh huh I could actually take you guys there right now
00:18:44let's do um let's do um let's do um let's do um let's count to three and then we'll do like star jump
00:18:48okay okay okay one two three sorry let me tell you something there's a terrible investment
00:18:59kids they're unliable fickle think about the liability what we have to do Carl please
00:19:07come on man he's speaking about his dream his passion his passion right I want you two to get
00:19:16to know each other have a little lower time okay citizens everybody we're all moving to the tennis
00:19:22court right now tennis we'll come with you no no no no no say it here she's gonna make everything
00:19:28all right yeah but I want this to happen yeah wait wait a minute how come she can't come with
00:19:36Carl tennis court man come on
00:19:39okay um hi Ben hi
00:19:49you guys head to the game room grab the rackets meet you on the court
00:19:57you got it hey where you going putting on my whites
00:20:02I get really wet really quick
00:20:07um that's cool what do you like I'll do anything
00:20:14want me to be someone hmm what do you want me to be
00:20:19it's not that you don't understand okay
00:20:21none of this was your fault
00:20:26I was broken and useless before you left me
00:20:31it's like I don't even know how
00:20:34regular people breathe anymore
00:20:38and I I love you and I want to I want to thank you for being so patient with me
00:20:46for so long
00:20:48yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there will be a lot from fucking now I will be stopping you
00:20:58oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:21:02but I've learned now
00:21:03that I'm not good enough for you, Karen.
00:21:09Ever was.
00:21:14Not even good enough for this world anymore.
00:21:21But for once,
00:21:22for once I'm going to do the right thing.
00:21:29Au revoir, Cherie.
00:21:33Au revoir.
00:21:36Look, you're so hot, okay?
00:21:38It's not you, it's me.
00:21:40What do you want?
00:21:42You want to get weird?
00:21:44No, I don't want to get weird.
00:21:49I want to f*** you.
00:21:52Okay, but...
00:21:52I'm getting paid to f*** you.
00:21:55If I don't f*** you, I look bad.
00:21:57And this is a new gig for me.
00:21:59So how about you just let me f*** you
00:22:01and we both go about our business?
00:22:02Look, obviously I want to, okay?
00:22:04You're beautiful.
00:22:05But I'm on a hiatus right now.
00:22:09There's this other girl, okay?
00:22:11Well, it's her hiatus, really.
00:22:12But I just...
00:22:13I'm not having sex right now, okay?
00:22:15I'm happy to lie for you.
00:22:17I'm a good salesman.
00:22:18Oh, f*** you.
00:22:23You won't f*** me.
00:22:24Sorry, Hank.
00:22:25I will f*** her.
00:22:29I should go.
00:22:30It'll make you feel better.
00:22:32Kevin, please.
00:22:33I'm not gonna beg him.
00:22:35We were having fun before this asswife showed up.
00:22:37I'm sorry.
00:22:38Go.
00:22:40You're not going!
00:22:41How's about that?
00:22:43Kevin here wants to win his lady back
00:22:45and thinks that celibacy is the way to go.
00:22:48Not always the way, no.
00:22:50Absolutely not.
00:22:51If you really want her back,
00:22:53the first thing you should do is f*** me.
00:22:55She makes a compelling argument, Kev.
00:22:57Why don't we just go somewhere quiet
00:22:59so we can at least talk?
00:23:06Look, if I told you the reason I don't want to do it,
00:23:08you'd understand.
00:23:09No one's judging here.
00:23:11It's a house rule.
00:23:12This is a no-judgment zone, okay?
00:23:15It's personal.
00:23:16It's...
00:23:17I've got this problem.
00:23:20Is it a word?
00:23:21No, it's not that kind of thing.
00:23:23It's...
00:23:24It's like my d*** is cursed.
00:23:28What?
00:23:30The first time I f***ed off, right?
00:23:33I'm in bed sick, home from school,
00:23:36and I'm watching TV,
00:23:38and the shuttle Columbia breaks apart on re-entry.
00:23:42You think you made the space shuttle explode?
00:23:45Indirectly.
00:23:48Yeah, but that was an accident.
00:23:50You can't take that personally.
00:23:54First girl I had sex with almost died.
00:23:58Zay, please.
00:24:00I'm serious.
00:24:01We were 16,
00:24:02and we'd been dating for about a month.
00:24:05Well, their parents were out of town,
00:24:07so we had a little wine,
00:24:08and we're making noises,
00:24:10and she starts to scream,
00:24:13so I think I'm doing awesome.
00:24:15But then she ruptured a cyst or something,
00:24:19and she has to have surgery.
00:24:21And for the next three days,
00:24:22we're in the hospital.
00:24:23She had them before she met you.
00:24:27You're missing the point.
00:24:29Nine months ago,
00:24:31I was engaged to the most wonderful girl in the world.
00:24:34We were at our joint bachelor and bachelorette party.
00:24:38Wait a minute.
00:24:54That's not you being cursed.
00:24:56That's you getting caught getting a blowjob off a stripper.
00:24:59Yeah, because I'm a horny asshole,
00:25:01and I just should have said no.
00:25:03Anyways, I tried to explain myself.
00:25:05Angie, she died in my hands.
00:25:08Angie!
00:25:09She moved out the next day.
00:25:11Because of my dick,
00:25:13I lost the one thing I ever truly cared about.
00:25:19I mean, that's the saddest story I've ever heard.
00:25:25You just got caught cheating.
00:25:26End of story.
00:25:27No, no.
00:25:29That's way too many things to happen to one guy.
00:25:32He lost his one true love.
00:25:34There's nothing worse than the whole world.
00:25:37He's just a narcissist.
00:25:40How am I a narcissist?
00:25:42You think the world revolves around your dick.
00:25:45I don't want it to.
00:25:46It just does.
00:25:47No.
00:25:48Shit happens.
00:25:49It's just life.
00:25:51Didn't you hear his story?
00:25:52This man is cursed.
00:25:55This is ridiculous.
00:25:57None of this is connected.
00:25:59Let's just have sex.
00:26:00Nothing bad is going to happen.
00:26:01Are you serious right now?
00:26:03After everything I just told you,
00:26:04you still want to have sex with me?
00:26:05Trust me.
00:26:06I know what I'm doing.
00:26:08And we don't have to have sex.
00:26:09I can just touch it.
00:26:11Just do it, Kev.
00:26:13Give it a try.
00:26:15See?
00:26:15Isn't that nice?
00:26:19Guys, Carl's in trouble.
00:26:20We need help.
00:26:21Come on.
00:26:21Oh, shit.
00:26:23Oh, shit.
00:26:24Don't you move.
00:26:29Jesus.
00:26:31I'm going to go.
00:26:32Yeah, too many little blue pills, baby.
00:26:34Okay, there's something wrong here.
00:26:36I'm in pain.
00:26:37Carl, be honest with me.
00:26:39How many did you take?
00:26:40130 milligrams.
00:26:42God, man.
00:26:44You're not a rhinoceros.
00:26:46Get some ice, Kevin, now.
00:26:47Oh, my God.
00:26:56Breathe.
00:26:57Breathe.
00:26:58You got ice.
00:26:58All right.
00:27:00What the hell is this?
00:27:02Ready?
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08All right, Carl.
00:27:09Listen, you got this.
00:27:10You can do this.
00:27:11I know you can, all right?
00:27:12It's like an itch.
00:27:13You just have to disassociate yourself from it.
00:27:15Trust him, Carl.
00:27:17Okay, look.
00:27:18I haven't had sex in nine months, okay?
00:27:20I know what I'm doing.
00:27:20Just listen to me.
00:27:22Right.
00:27:23So what you need to do is imagine you're Anne Frank.
00:27:25Police takes me to the hospital.
00:27:27Carl, what you've got is called priapism.
00:27:29No hospitals.
00:27:31I know a better place.
00:27:32Hey, straight ahead.
00:27:34Whatever you say, boss.
00:27:35You ever notice how people are only really real when they're sick or they're dying?
00:27:47Or orgasmic.
00:27:49Bad things always come from sex.
00:27:51Oh, shut up.
00:27:52It's true.
00:27:52Without sex, there wouldn't be fighting, divorce, wars.
00:27:56What the f*** are you talking about?
00:27:58Without sex, there's also no release.
00:28:01No fun.
00:28:04Okay, bad things come from recreational sex.
00:28:07What's recreational sex to you?
00:28:09Careless sex.
00:28:10Sex that nobody put any thought into.
00:28:12Oh my God.
00:28:14You are a three.
00:28:20What's in this?
00:28:21IV therapy.
00:28:22They have my recipe on file.
00:28:25I'm serious.
00:28:26I'm not going to let this guy's life be ruined.
00:28:29How are you going to do that?
00:28:30That's nice, Hank, but there's nothing you can do.
00:28:32I need to just make my business a success and hope that Angie sees I've changed.
00:28:38Yes.
00:28:39That's it.
00:28:40You got it.
00:28:41You're going to go to Angie's, you're going to tell her that your trampoline thing he's got off the ground, and you're a new man.
00:28:47Yeah, but...
00:28:47You're a genius.
00:28:49But that's not true.
00:28:50It is true.
00:28:51You let me fix this, and I'll invest in trampoline world.
00:28:57What?
00:28:59I'll give you the money.
00:29:02You're going to give me the money?
00:29:04I'll give you the startup funds, yes.
00:29:06How much can it cost?
00:29:07$250,000, $300,000?
00:29:09I need $60,000.
00:29:14You only need $60,000 to start a business in America?
00:29:19What a great country this is, huh?
00:29:22All right, I'm going to get you the money.
00:29:24We're going to go talk to her, tell her all about it.
00:29:25We're going to clean this whole mess up today.
00:29:27We can't go see her today.
00:29:29I mean, I need to make sure the business is up and running, and then...
00:29:32No, no, we're doing it today.
00:29:35We're doing it now.
00:29:37I'm not letting your one true love get away.
00:29:39We are going to her house right now.
00:29:42I'm not letting you make the same mistakes I've made.
00:29:46I'm going to get this done if it's the last thing I do.
00:29:48Why are you being so nice to me, hey?
00:29:57Love is the most important thing in the world, man.
00:30:01It's what everything's about.
00:30:03Without love, you got nothing.
00:30:06Zero.
00:30:07I'm not letting you disappear, Kev.
00:30:10Come on.
00:30:11Really?
00:30:15Hello, darling.
00:30:16Can I borrow a pen, please?
00:30:18This is my only pen.
00:30:20I need it for my charts.
00:30:23I'm good for it.
00:30:24I cross my heart.
00:30:27Let me see that arm.
00:30:29The 60, right?
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32Let's make it 80.
00:30:34What's the date today?
00:30:36The 31st.
00:30:3831st.
00:30:40Hey.
00:30:40Here we are.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:43I don't know what to say.
00:30:46Just get the girl back, and we're all square.
00:30:50I'll see you outside.
00:30:56So how'd you get in this line of work?
00:30:58I like sex.
00:31:00I pretty much f*** everyone I go on a date with anyway,
00:31:03so I thought I might as well get paid for it.
00:31:06Isn't it dangerous?
00:31:08No.
00:31:09What if you don't want to do it?
00:31:10I don't do it.
00:31:11Isn't it degrading?
00:31:12I mean...
00:31:13Here's the deal.
00:31:13Sandy's going to stay with Carl, not giving her combat pay.
00:31:16She's going to get him up and moving out.
00:31:18I feel fantastic.
00:31:21I feel fantastic.
00:31:21I feel fantastic.
00:31:21I feel fantastic.
00:31:23Okay, pop the trunk.
00:31:24I'm going to change.
00:31:27Thank you, Zade.
00:31:29Always got to be prepared.
00:31:31Okay, so let's focus.
00:31:43Where do we find this, Andrew?
00:31:45Why can't I just show a better word?
00:31:47Why not?
00:31:48What'd she do?
00:31:49Well, she's a school teacher.
00:31:50Of course she is.
00:31:52God, love teachers.
00:31:53What'd she teach?
00:31:54Reading?
00:31:55Math?
00:31:56P.E.
00:31:58She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance?
00:32:00No.
00:32:02I mean, she does, but that's not all she does.
00:32:05I mean, she...
00:32:05I love this.
00:32:06We're going to go to the school.
00:32:08She'll be getting off soon.
00:32:09You're going to tell her you're sorry in front of the kids.
00:32:11It'll be like in all those films.
00:32:13Then the kids will tell her to kiss you.
00:32:15It'll be great.
00:32:15I don't think we should go anywhere near her work.
00:32:20Do you want the 80 grand or not?
00:32:31Oh, boy.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37You're going to go in there.
00:32:39You're going to tell her you're a big success now and that you want her back.
00:32:42And why is she going to believe I'm some big success now?
00:32:47Because you've got my IOU.
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Breaking on my arm.
00:32:51It sure is.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:55Then I'll take a photo.
00:32:56I'll take a picture of your arm and it'll act as a legal note.
00:33:00Why don't you just write him a check?
00:33:04Yep.
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:05What's your name, Kevin?
00:33:07McDonald.
00:33:08M-A-C.
00:33:09McDonald.
00:33:09All right.
00:33:13We're going to wait for you here.
00:33:16This is a bad idea.
00:33:18I mean, this...
00:33:19First of all, it's not a bad idea.
00:33:21Okay?
00:33:22And frankly, personally, I'm insulted with your negativity.
00:33:26You've got to show this woman that you're invested in her, man.
00:33:30You've got to do something dramatic.
00:33:32That's romantic.
00:33:33Yeah, but it's just not normal.
00:33:38Well, let me tell you something, Captain McDonald.
00:33:41All grand passions are abnormal.
00:33:46That's what makes them grand.
00:33:50Go get him, kid.
00:33:53Here goes nothing.
00:33:54Hey, should we go with him?
00:34:02Would Richard Axley please report to the main office?
00:34:05Man, I hated school.
00:34:08Me, you two.
00:34:09I loved it.
00:34:10Best time of my life.
00:34:13Being a kid.
00:34:14Again, Richard Axley please report to the main office.
00:34:17Is this whole trampolining thing a ploy to get her back?
00:34:22No.
00:34:23You know she didn't leave you because of the blowjob.
00:34:25Shh, come on.
00:34:26She did.
00:34:28No.
00:34:28No one ever leaves someone because of sex.
00:34:31What are you talking about?
00:34:32People leave each other all the time because of affairs.
00:34:34They don't.
00:34:34They leave because they don't love each other enough.
00:34:37And that's why the affair happens.
00:34:41Well, I love Angie.
00:34:42Always have.
00:34:43Not enough.
00:34:44You wouldn't have gotten a blowjob if you did.
00:34:46Here we go.
00:34:47Game time.
00:34:48Can I help you?
00:34:50Uh, yeah.
00:34:51We're here to see Angie Cooper.
00:34:52And who are you?
00:34:54I'm just a friend.
00:34:55An old friend of hers.
00:34:56And who are you two?
00:34:58We're new friends.
00:34:59Mm-hmm.
00:35:00I remember the chairs being bigger.
00:35:02Does everyone say that?
00:35:05Miss Cooper isn't in today.
00:35:07She's ill.
00:35:09Oh, God.
00:35:10What's wrong with her?
00:35:11Well, I can't divulge personal information.
00:35:13I'd be happy to send her a message.
00:35:15Great.
00:35:15Yeah, if you could just tell her that Kevin...
00:35:17No, no.
00:35:17That's fine.
00:35:18Uh, I'll call her.
00:35:19Mm-hmm.
00:35:20Thanks.
00:35:22Lame.
00:35:23Lovely school.
00:35:25We're gonna spread out.
00:35:33She's sick, so she's vulnerable.
00:35:36We need to put together a care package that says, I love you.
00:35:39That says, I'm gonna look after you forever.
00:35:43I'll take aisles one and two.
00:35:45Kevin, three and four.
00:35:46Zade, five and six.
00:35:47How long have you known him?
00:35:53Nine hours, give or take.
00:36:01I think this is a good idea.
00:36:03I mean, wouldn't you think it was weird if your ex showed up at your house with a stranger and a cross?
00:36:08Another alert, or another lady.
00:36:13I'd probably find that weird, but that's also why I'd like it.
00:36:18You'd like it.
00:36:19Why not?
00:36:20Show the imagination.
00:36:21Maybe, but Angie's not like you.
00:36:23How is she different?
00:36:24I don't know.
00:36:27She just doesn't talk about sex all the time.
00:36:31I get it.
00:36:32Holy shit.
00:36:33You're a f***ing prude.
00:36:36I'm not a prude.
00:36:37Then why do you scram at any mention of anything sexual?
00:36:41Prudish.
00:36:42Not prudish.
00:36:43I am not prudish.
00:36:44Not at all.
00:36:45Then prove it.
00:36:46What are three words that, when put together, it get nasty?
00:36:50I'm not doing this.
00:36:52Three words.
00:36:53I'm not playing, Zade.
00:36:56You are not very madly, are you, Kev?
00:37:01Smelly poop truck.
00:37:02That's it.
00:37:04Three more.
00:37:05Disgust me.
00:37:07You know, you're really smart.
00:37:09I'm really pretty.
00:37:11You don't have to be so aggressive.
00:37:15Baggy, vag, mouth!
00:37:18I'm really sorry.
00:37:19I was just making a joke.
00:37:21What was the joke?
00:37:23Excuse me?
00:37:25I didn't hear it.
00:37:26What was the joke?
00:37:29Knock, knock.
00:37:31Who's there?
00:37:32Isabel.
00:37:33Isabel who?
00:37:35Isabel necessary on a bicycle?
00:37:38Shit.
00:37:39I'm sorry.
00:37:40I even asked.
00:37:40I thought it was funny.
00:37:58You totally fell apart back there.
00:38:00I did not.
00:38:01I did not.
00:38:03Man, you did.
00:38:04Like a little girl.
00:38:06And vag isn't technically a word, by the way.
00:38:09Well, you're not technically a businessman.
00:38:11Yes, I am.
00:38:12No, you're not.
00:38:14Look at you.
00:38:14You look like a guy who cleans a pool.
00:38:17You?
00:38:18She's right.
00:38:19We've got to get you looking sharp.
00:38:21Like Angie's idea of an entrepreneur.
00:38:23Let's go shopping.
00:38:25Come on.
00:38:29Doing this for you, Kev.
00:38:30Come on.
00:38:31Is it true what they say about guys with medium-sized feet?
00:38:41Zade, pick out a pair if you want.
00:38:43No, thanks.
00:38:44Not really my style.
00:38:46Should I have gotten Carl a suit?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:49I haven't heard from Sandy.
00:38:52All right, so when she opens the door, what should I say again?
00:38:57You're telling her that you've succeeded, okay?
00:39:00You're going to show her the check.
00:39:01And that you're sorry.
00:39:03That's...
00:39:04That's too strange.
00:39:07All right.
00:39:09Tell her that without her, you're nothing but a shadow.
00:39:13Tell her that your heart is like a mauled hedgehog
00:39:18smashed up against the blades of a lawnmower.
00:39:24Here, Zade.
00:39:24Keep trying Sandy, will you?
00:39:26Here, let me check this out.
00:39:28Hank, you need a new phone.
00:39:30Yeah, I'd go down half a size, Kev.
00:39:32I mean, it all depends on your choice of sock.
00:39:34Yeah, we'll go down half a size.
00:39:36I agree.
00:39:37Here.
00:39:39What would you say?
00:39:40Seriously, Zade.
00:39:40Maybe don't talk about yourself so much.
00:39:44Tell her that she's your miracle.
00:39:47That without her, your life means nothing.
00:39:50Tell her that she's more beautiful than the full moon in Montana, or the poetry of Rumi, or any other beautiful thing man or nature has yet made.
00:40:01Tell her that she's a genius of Einsteinian proportions, and that she's sexy, and does sexy well.
00:40:12And that you really, really, really, really, really love her.
00:40:23Well, Zade, that was really, that was really good.
00:40:27That's an handsome fit, sir.
00:40:30Great, we'll take him.
00:40:31Let's run for it.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:39Wait.
00:40:41Come on, people.
00:40:42Come on.
00:40:44We got this.
00:40:53Come on.
00:40:54Come on.
00:40:54Come on.
00:41:25It wasn't the clerk's fault.
00:41:27Those plastic tags are a nuisance.
00:41:32What a straight razor gives us a concealed weapon.
00:41:35I have a collection.
00:41:37That's an antique.
00:41:38That doesn't mean that you can carry.
00:41:40I sincerely apologize, officers.
00:41:42Look, you have to understand where we're coming from.
00:41:45You were running through a place of business with a weapon.
00:41:48It was all part of a romantic gesture.
00:41:50My, uh, my friend here lost his true love.
00:41:53We're giving him a makeover.
00:41:54He's going to win her back.
00:41:56Come on, guys.
00:41:57I'm not against romantic gestures, per se.
00:42:03It's true.
00:42:05He's not.
00:42:06Officer, it was a misunderstanding.
00:42:07Come on.
00:42:08I'm moved by your argument.
00:42:13So I'm going to let you go with a warning.
00:42:16But we're going to keep the razor.
00:42:18Thank you, officers.
00:42:20Give love, get love, sir.
00:42:22Can I give you a hug?
00:42:23Now that's unfortunate.
00:42:33I can't believe they couldn't look the other way.
00:42:49Drugs or drugs, they couldn't have looked the other way.
00:42:51You're such a f***ing prude.
00:42:54Where are we going?
00:42:55I need shoes.
00:42:57Hang out in the car.
00:42:58Where are we?
00:42:59Just wait in the car.
00:43:00I'll be back in a minute.
00:43:03Zade.
00:43:05Is this your brothel?
00:43:06No one says brothel.
00:43:07Jesus, Zade, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:30Come on, Zade.
00:43:37Jesus, throw at it.
00:44:07Oh, I know.
00:44:31I'm here to see Zade.
00:44:35Zade?
00:44:35Yeah, Zade, uh, I think she works here.
00:44:39Well, that's funny.
00:44:40Because it's just, uh, my family, as far as I know.
00:44:43And, well, some might call that work. I...
00:44:46Sorry. Um...
00:44:48Must be the wrong address.
00:44:50Kev?
00:44:52I told you to wait in the car.
00:44:54I'll be down in a minute.
00:44:59I think you should come in.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:11Lemon juice, sugar, and water.
00:45:15Tell me if it needs anything else.
00:45:18And how exactly do you know Millie?
00:45:22Millie.
00:45:25Millicent, my daughter.
00:45:28Oh, um, we met through a mutual friend.
00:45:32Mutual friend?
00:45:33Uh, work friend, really.
00:45:35Kevin, are you a writer, too?
00:45:39No.
00:45:41Well, what is it exactly that you do?
00:45:43Um, in construction.
00:45:46My daughter knows people in construction.
00:45:50Well, our mutual friend threw party, and then...
00:45:53and Millie was there.
00:45:56Was Monique there?
00:45:58No.
00:45:59Monique is a friend of Millie's.
00:46:03Great tits.
00:46:05I'm actually getting out of construction.
00:46:07Uh, gonna start my own business.
00:46:10Gonna call it Trampoline World.
00:46:12It's gonna be this amusement park in the warehouse district.
00:46:15We're gonna have Sky Slam basketball, uh, foam pits.
00:46:19We actually have a lot of...
00:46:20Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction.
00:46:22We should split.
00:46:23If you like, I could send you some literature.
00:46:25Trampolining is one of the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:46:28It actually just got featured in Delta's Sky Magazine.
00:46:31Our friend's been arrested.
00:46:33We should go.
00:46:34Arrested?
00:46:35For what?
00:46:36Drugs.
00:46:37Millie has such colorful friends.
00:46:39What's Monique doing these days?
00:46:41Okay, let's go.
00:46:43Thank you...
00:46:44for the...
00:46:45lemon...
00:46:46spell.
00:46:47Shut up.
00:46:48I didn't say anything.
00:46:49You were thinking it.
00:46:50Nope.
00:46:51I'm not a liar.
00:46:52I just...
00:46:53don't feel the need to tell everyone everything.
00:46:54Okay.
00:46:55Don't judge me.
00:46:56I'm not.
00:46:57You have a beautiful home.
00:46:58It's really nice.
00:47:00You really shouldn't be doing this, you know?
00:47:16I mean, any guy with half a brain would call you back.
00:47:20You could have like a really great job.
00:47:23I have a job.
00:47:25Yeah, but it's...
00:47:27it's dirty.
00:47:28It's not like you need the money.
00:47:31You are judging me, asshole.
00:47:34The only reason you're going through with any of this
00:47:36is because of that check.
00:47:37Oh, and who is it that charges a thousand dollars an hour
00:47:40for their company?
00:47:41Parasites.
00:47:42Yeah, well, at least I'm not pretending to be something I'm not.
00:47:44Pretending to be some kind of hooker or something?
00:47:47It's rude to hookers.
00:47:48People don't work at McDonald's because they like it.
00:47:51It's a job.
00:47:52You're slumming it and it's bullshit.
00:47:54I'm going to get Hank, driving him home,
00:47:56and then this whole...
00:47:58It's over.
00:48:02Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:48:07Okay, let's try that one more time.
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:09No, okay, one, two, three, four.
00:48:11Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:48:16We're good at this, man.
00:48:17We should take this on the road.
00:48:18You and me.
00:48:19Hey, isn't there something we could do to expedite this?
00:48:28And who might you be?
00:48:31Um, I was hired by Hank.
00:48:37Lawyer?
00:48:39No.
00:48:40Personal advisor.
00:48:41Well, you need a law degree to be a personal advisor in here.
00:48:44Why don't you take a seat?
00:48:45Why don't you take a seat and the judge will see him in an hour or so.
00:48:49Keep smiling.
00:48:50No physical body contact beyond initial and departing embrace will be tolerated and will result in termination of the visit.
00:49:03You like barbecue?
00:49:04Might as well talk since we're stuck here.
00:49:05Her name's Sunny.
00:49:06I'm Zade.
00:49:07Hey, man, why don't you just give her a break, okay?
00:49:08She's had a tough day.
00:49:09Zade, why not come sit here?
00:49:10I'm fine, thank you.
00:49:11She's fine, thank you.
00:49:12So, I got this sauce called Smokin' Not Proud.
00:49:14We're stuck here. Her name's Sonny.
00:49:18I'm Zade.
00:49:19Hey, man. Why don't you just give her a break, okay?
00:49:22She's had a tough day.
00:49:24Zade, why not come sit here?
00:49:28I'm fine. Thank you.
00:49:30She's fine. Thank you.
00:49:33So, I got this sauce called
00:49:36Smoking Not Broken.
00:49:39Hey, don't do that. Don't touch your leg.
00:49:41It's not okay to touch people you don't know.
00:49:44Don't make me in the exact same way.
00:49:46Hold it, brother. I didn't even know y'all was together.
00:49:51You don't have to be together to care about each other.
00:49:56I'm waiting in the car.
00:50:02It's not okay to touch people you don't know.
00:50:08So, what kind of stuff do you write?
00:50:11Stories.
00:50:13Short ones, mostly.
00:50:14I'm writing one now about this woman
00:50:18who's having an affair with this guy
00:50:20and then finds out that she's only one of many.
00:50:24It's called The Other Other Woman.
00:50:29I think you'd be a good writer.
00:50:33You do?
00:50:34Sure.
00:50:34Why?
00:50:36Because you take chances.
00:50:37You say things other people won't.
00:50:39You're different.
00:50:41You should feel good about who you are.
00:50:42It's the death of romance.
00:50:50We're living through the murder of romance.
00:50:53Get me?
00:50:53I get you.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:55When you're in love, people do things they normally wouldn't.
00:50:59I was sitting there imagining the rest of our lives together.
00:51:02We get a villa in Italy.
00:51:04She makes the lunch.
00:51:06I till the land.
00:51:09Our kids are running through the sunflower field.
00:51:12They're beautiful.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:20There'll be trampolines everywhere.
00:51:23People bounces around.
00:51:24Just good, clean American fun, you know?
00:51:26You're a very strange person, Kevin McDonald.
00:51:33There's going to be a juice bar over there.
00:51:35A juice bar is not sexy.
00:51:37It's not meant to be sexy.
00:51:38Well, then people aren't going to come.
00:51:40What are you calling it?
00:51:44Trampoline world.
00:51:45No, you're not calling it that.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:49What would you call it?
00:51:50Call it tramps.
00:51:52I like it.
00:51:53Get one of those fake fluorescent signs.
00:51:56Maybe a bouncing stiletto, slowly filling up with champagne.
00:52:01Nice.
00:52:01You know?
00:52:02And light bulbs for bubbles.
00:52:04You see, you are a good writer.
00:52:06No, I'm not.
00:52:07I just write stuff that happens to me.
00:52:14So you're the other, other woman?
00:52:18Don't look at me with sad dog eyes.
00:52:20I knew what I was doing.
00:52:23I bet it's real interesting.
00:52:26How would you know?
00:52:29All right, because roofers don't read.
00:52:31You're rude and angry and really, really spoiled, but you're not sad.
00:52:44And you're narcissistic and indulgent, but you're not stupid.
00:52:58What is that?
00:53:01Harmonica.
00:53:03Really?
00:53:03Mm-hmm.
00:53:04It was so small.
00:53:06Does it play?
00:53:07Yeah, it does.
00:53:11Oh, wow.
00:53:15We should probably go get Hank.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:25Anybody got the time over there?
00:53:28Working out there?
00:53:29So, what's a prolapse?
00:53:46It's when either your anus or your vagina are pushed inside out of your body.
00:54:02That's a good word.
00:54:12Sorry.
00:54:13I've never had any kids.
00:54:21I always wanted them, though.
00:54:23How come?
00:54:24No, she wanted to wait.
00:54:26How dumb am I, huh?
00:54:28You know, I was never once unfaithful to her.
00:54:30Not once.
00:54:33I loved her wholly, unabashedly from the first day I met her.
00:54:37She was my everything.
00:54:43Did she find someone else?
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Oh, yeah.
00:54:47She said I was an emotional cripple, but she couldn't remember what she loved about me in the first place.
00:54:53People make out like women are the romantics, but it's not true.
00:54:56Well, we're the knights, the last of the noble breed.
00:55:01I'm gonna die today.
00:55:06Who's after you?
00:55:09No one.
00:55:13Well, you let me know if somebody's after you, because I got a guy for that.
00:55:19Landry!
00:55:19Well, looks like I'm sprung, kid.
00:55:25Good luck to you.
00:55:27Keep it in your pants.
00:55:31Thank you, sir.
00:55:33Mes amis, superbes!
00:55:34Salut, monsieur, on y va?
00:55:36The happy band are back together.
00:55:38Was it terrible in jail?
00:55:40Oh, it was okay.
00:55:41I met a nice kid.
00:55:42Oh, yeah?
00:55:43What was he in for?
00:55:45He masturbated on some girl on a bus.
00:55:48Jesus.
00:55:49Hank, I carried away.
00:55:51I'd rather someone put cum on me than a booger.
00:55:54What?
00:55:55It's sterile.
00:55:56It's straight from the testes.
00:55:57Booger's a waste.
00:55:59I bet you think a blowjob is fine, but you wouldn't blow your nose in a girl's mouth.
00:56:03Enough.
00:56:04Let's go find this Annie.
00:56:06Let's just go home, Hank.
00:56:08I think we're done for today.
00:56:09No, no way.
00:56:09I'm not giving up now.
00:56:10Hank, I really don't mind.
00:56:12Well, I do mind.
00:56:13I just wasted half my day in jail.
00:56:15I'm finding Annie.
00:56:17Angie.
00:56:17It doesn't matter what her name is.
00:56:19I'm finding her.
00:56:20We could just take, like, a small break.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23Look, something's got to work here, okay?
00:56:26I mean, love, it has to mean something.
00:56:29I need to know that in this world, it's not just pure, disappointing shit.
00:56:34And I don't care what you two do, but I'm going to Annie's.
00:56:37I got a plan.
00:56:42Anderle.
00:56:42Just up here on the left.
00:56:55Maybe we should just ring the doorbell.
00:56:57He said she won't talk to you.
00:56:59Then what are we doing here?
00:57:00Waiting.
00:57:02For what?
00:57:03For someone to let us in.
00:57:05Burglars don't have balloons.
00:57:06I'm going to piss.
00:57:10Hold on to these.
00:57:11Wait.
00:57:13What?
00:57:15This is a bad idea.
00:57:17Why?
00:57:18You don't even like her.
00:57:19You're just caught up in the obsession.
00:57:23You think you're in love, but it's just this stab of rejection.
00:57:29Do you want to be with her?
00:57:31Really?
00:57:32With her?
00:57:41I'm going.
00:57:44Why?
00:57:45What's so great about her?
00:57:49You don't have anything to say?
00:57:52Okay.
00:57:54Well, good luck with that.
00:57:55See?
00:58:02Magic.
00:58:03Well, hello there.
00:58:04How are you?
00:58:05Oh, is it my birthday?
00:58:06It is.
00:58:06Happy birthday, darling.
00:58:08Hey, I don't think I want the balloons.
00:58:11Losing them.
00:58:12Come on.
00:58:15Is that it?
00:58:18I'm going knockdown.
00:58:19I got this.
00:58:23Be firm.
00:58:25Be aggressive, Kev.
00:58:32Angie.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:35What are you doing here?
00:58:36Okay, listen.
00:58:38I've come to tell you that I think that you're like sunsets in Montana.
00:58:43Oh, God.
00:58:43Kevin.
00:58:44No, listen.
00:58:45Just hear me out, okay?
00:58:46Who is that?
00:58:47I'm no one proud of you.
00:58:54You're like the poetry of Rummy.
00:58:56And you have Einsteinian proportions.
00:58:58And I like spending time with you.
00:59:02And I treasure you.
00:59:03Hey, Angie.
00:59:05Five-letter word starts with an L.
00:59:07Insect Steve.
00:59:08Sounds like Steve.
00:59:13Seven.
00:59:13Seven.
00:59:17Steve.
00:59:21What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:25Crossword?
00:59:26What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:27What are you doing here?
00:59:29What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:30She called me and she needs some help with her track lightings.
00:59:32Just tell him.
00:59:34Listen.
00:59:35It just happened, Kev.
00:59:37You're sleeping with her?
00:59:38Just a misunderstanding.
00:59:40Yeah, he is.
00:59:42We're in love.
00:59:44Oh, you're in love with her?
00:59:45No.
00:59:46We made some bad decisions and...
00:59:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:50We didn't want to hurt you.
00:59:53You said she wasn't good enough for me.
00:59:58And you're right.
00:59:59I didn't mean all that shit about Montana, okay?
01:00:06Someone told me to say that.
01:00:08And, uh, I got a blowjob from that stripper because I didn't love you enough.
01:00:12Come on.
01:00:29Stupid.
01:00:31Give me the keys.
01:00:32Bro, I'm so sorry.
01:00:34Listen, I'm going to find you the money for a trampoline road, all right?
01:00:37I think it's a...
01:00:38Just give me the keys.
01:00:39Here, you can never be a part of the trampoline world.
01:01:02Hello. Bet you didn't think you'd hear from me today.
01:01:05I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
01:01:07I just, I miss you.
01:01:09And I want you to know that you were right about me being in a wheelchair emotionally.
01:01:22I've learned now that I wasn't good enough for you, Karen.
01:01:27And, uh, I'm not even good enough for this world anymore.
01:01:31Don't go into the Red Room, okay?
01:01:34I keep all my records in the bureau so you can have everything that you want.
01:01:38Uh, take anything, leave what you don't want.
01:01:48Uh, Hank's phone?
01:01:49Hi, it's me.
01:01:50I am a giant asshole.
01:01:52Alright, I made a huge mistake and I'd like to take it all back.
01:01:56Is Hank with you?
01:01:57I realize now that you are more interesting than anything in Montana.
01:02:02And than any movie or any poetry written at-
01:02:04Just shut up! Where's Hank?
01:02:06What?
01:02:07Something's wrong with Hank.
01:02:08What's wrong with Hank?
01:02:10You have to find him, Kevin.
01:02:12He's gonna kill himself.
01:02:13What?
01:02:14I found a video on his phone.
01:02:16He's gonna do it.
01:02:17Now.
01:02:18Today.
01:02:19That doesn't make any sense.
01:02:20He was happy when we left.
01:02:21He thinks Angie and I got back together.
01:02:23That's worse.
01:02:24That's what he wanted.
01:02:25Go to the Red Room.
01:02:26He said not to go into the Red Room.
01:02:27Hank!
01:02:44Hank!
01:02:47Oh my god, Hank!
01:02:53Where is Hank?
01:02:54Carl, he might hurt himself, okay?
01:02:56I need to know where Hank is.
01:02:58He's taking a nap.
01:02:59Just like everybody else!
01:03:00Just tell me where he is!
01:03:02Wait a minute.
01:03:03Wait a minute.
01:03:04Shut up!
01:03:06What day is it?
01:03:08Frightened.
01:03:10Oh, no, no, no.
01:03:11Oh, no.
01:03:12Oh, God.
01:03:13Oh, God.
01:03:14That can't be good.
01:03:17Carl, where's Hank?
01:03:19I told you, motherfucker!
01:03:21He's taking a nap!
01:03:26Hank!
01:03:27Hank!
01:03:29Hank!
01:03:30Hank!
01:03:31Hank!
01:03:41Hank!
01:03:43Are you out there?
01:03:47I'm fine.
01:03:48Wanted to get a little air is all.
01:03:51I'm coming out!
01:03:54It's a long way down, buddy.
01:03:57Hank, I'm a f***ing roofer.
01:03:58Good point.
01:04:00I just want to talk.
01:04:04It's been a frantic last few days, Kevin.
01:04:17I'm not gonna kill myself if that's what you're thinking.
01:04:22That's good.
01:04:23I just, uh, wanted to hang out for a while.
01:04:27You did invite me to this party, remember?
01:04:29Had a go with Angie.
01:04:36She was having sex with my brother.
01:04:38What?
01:04:39That's basically it.
01:04:40Jesus.
01:04:41God, I am a waste of space, huh?
01:04:46And this.
01:04:47This pen.
01:04:48Remember that?
01:04:49God, I am a waste of space, huh?
01:04:54And this, this pen, remember that?
01:04:57I stole it from that nice nurse.
01:04:59I mean, I am a asshole.
01:05:02That's not true.
01:05:03It is true. I'm a dark hole.
01:05:05I don't make anyone feel good.
01:05:08Hank, you probably just need some sleep.
01:05:10Why don't you just come back inside?
01:05:16Kevin.
01:05:19You're a good guy.
01:05:21You are.
01:05:23But we're not even really friends.
01:05:25And how sad is that?
01:05:27Look who's at my party, for example.
01:05:30Got a bunch of guys I've barely met,
01:05:33girls that I've paid for, and Carl.
01:05:36Carl, for Christ's sakes.
01:05:40I didn't want this.
01:05:42I just wanted to go out quietly.
01:05:47Have something good happen before I left.
01:05:53Something, something good is happening.
01:05:55What the are you doing up there?
01:05:57Zane!
01:06:01You wanna have sex with me?
01:06:03Get the out from there!
01:06:05I should let you know that I'm not hung up on Angie anymore.
01:06:11I think I might love Millicent.
01:06:16Why?
01:06:19She's funny.
01:06:21Smart.
01:06:23Brave.
01:06:26And?
01:06:27Beautiful.
01:06:28And beautiful.
01:06:29You're really beautiful.
01:06:30Even when you're being disgusting.
01:06:35You're an idiot.
01:06:36I know.
01:06:38I'd still really like to have sex with you though.
01:06:41Not gonna happen.
01:06:44Dammit, Zane.
01:06:45Stop being such a f***ing prune.
01:06:54Okay.
01:06:56See?
01:06:58Just come back inside,
01:06:59so Zane and I can have sexual intercourse.
01:07:03You're just saying that to make me feel better.
01:07:06Well...
01:07:09If you don't come back inside and you jump,
01:07:12Zane and I definitely won't have sex.
01:07:16How about it?
01:07:18He jumps?
01:07:20You still gonna do me?
01:07:22Definitely not.
01:07:27Alright.
01:07:29Enough of this s***, huh?
01:07:31I don't wanna drink anyway.
01:07:32This beer is flattened.
01:07:36Wait, hold on!
01:07:37Hey!
01:07:38Hey!
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:40Hey!
01:07:41What?
01:07:43Whoa!
01:07:44Hold me up,
01:07:45you son of a b***h!
01:07:46Hold on!
01:07:47Whoa!
01:07:48Hoorah!
01:07:49Ha!
01:07:51Ha!
01:07:52Ha!
01:07:53Ha!
01:07:54Ha!
01:07:55Ha!
01:07:56Ha!
01:07:57Ha!
01:07:58Ha!
01:07:59Ha!
01:08:00Ha!
01:08:01Ha!
01:08:02Ha!
01:08:03Ha!
01:08:04Ha!
01:08:05Ha!
01:08:06Ha!
01:08:07Ha!
01:08:08Do you sleep?
01:08:15I think so.
01:08:30There's clean sheets in the walk-in closet.
01:08:33Swiss cotton.
01:08:38Okay.
01:08:53Are you sure you want to do this?
01:08:56Oh, okay.
01:09:03We broke the curse.
01:09:08So can I call you?
01:09:10Why do you need to call me?
01:09:13So we can see each other, okay?
01:09:16It'll cost you.
01:09:20How much does the day pass at Tramps again?
01:09:27Nothing bad happened.
01:09:29No.
01:09:34I think you should get there.
01:09:37Okay.
01:09:39If it's a stripper, don't let her in.
01:09:41Okay.
01:09:46Holy...
01:09:47Shit.
01:09:49God, you okay?
01:09:50I'm okay.
01:09:51I'm okay.
01:09:52I'm okay.
01:09:53I'm okay.
01:09:54Okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:56I'm okay.
01:09:57I'm not cursed.
01:09:58I'm not cursed.
01:09:59I'm not cursed.
01:10:00I'm not cursed.
01:10:01Ah.
01:10:05Hello.
01:10:06I pressed the bell.
01:10:08That's right.
01:10:09You did.
01:10:10Press the bell.
01:10:11How you doing, buddy?
01:10:12Good.
01:10:13Good.
01:10:14Kev?
01:10:15Always a pleasure.
01:10:16God bless.
01:10:17Ready to go to aquarium?
01:10:18Yes, Dad.
01:10:19Okay, let's do it.
01:10:20Hi, honey.
01:10:21Hi.
01:10:22How are you?
01:10:23Good.
01:10:24Good.
01:10:25Good.
01:10:26Kev?
01:10:27Always a pleasure.
01:10:28God bless.
01:10:29Ready to go to aquarium?
01:10:30Yes, Dad.
01:10:31Okay, let's do it.
01:10:32Hi, honey.
01:10:33Hi.
01:10:34How are you?
01:10:35Good.
01:10:36Oh, that was a good party.
01:10:38Are you guys married?
01:10:39Happily.
01:10:40It's classic romance.
01:10:43You look like the guy who cleans the pool.
01:10:56Are you okay up on those heels?
01:10:59I don't know.
01:11:00I swear.
01:11:01I don't know.
01:11:02I swear.
01:11:03I don't know.
01:11:04I swear.
01:11:05I swear.
01:11:06I swear.
01:11:07I swear.
01:11:08I swear.
01:11:09I swear.
01:11:10I swear.
01:11:11I swear.
01:11:12Maybe you can help me get in.
01:11:15Parasite.
01:11:16Tourist.
01:11:42More you do.
01:11:43Good seeing you this morning.
01:11:46Come here.
01:11:47Go see.
01:11:48Go see.
01:11:49Go see.
01:11:50Go see.
01:11:52Go see me.
01:11:53Go see.
01:11:54Go see.
01:11:56Go see me.
01:11:57Go see hid.
01:11:59Go see my Cindy.
01:12:02Walk in.
01:12:03I'm having sex
01:12:14Guaranteed
01:12:16My better self
01:12:21I just won't need
01:12:23I'll pack my bags
01:12:28With jumbo rubbers
01:12:30I'll meet the boys
01:12:35I'll drink the boys
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