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EastEnders 26th November 2025
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00:00Oh! Hold on. Hold on, darling. What are you doing?
00:09Hard enough. Her phone's been going off all night.
00:12OK, OK, OK. Just be thankful Mo's not here, cos it'll send her to Lally.
00:16Oh, come on. She could sleep for a big brass band.
00:21Boys, go back to bed.
00:26It's Jean. She's got all our numbers.
00:28So is half the square.
00:30Just turn it off.
00:33She's just text from a different number yet again.
00:36You're a bad person.
00:39Selfish woman.
00:41Full of spite.
00:56Yes, Dr Adamson.
00:58But my husband still thinks that this could all be a scam.
01:00Oh, goodness me. I completely understand. There's absolutely no pressure. Please take as much time as you need.
01:06What? I want to help my son.
01:08So this treatment, you mentioned a patch?
01:10Yes. We harvest the patient's own skin cells. We program them into, let's call them, tailor-made retina cells. Then we grow them on a biodegradable scaffold. That's the patch.
01:21So you're regrowing part of the eye?
01:23Exactly. Once matured, the patch is implanted at the back of the eye. Under general anaesthetic, of course.
01:29And how safe is this?
01:30Thanks for meeting me.
01:35Look, I know Chelsea meant well, but last night it didn't feel right.
01:39And I didn't want to push it if, you know, you're not in the right headspace.
01:44Well, coming round with a few beers ain't pushing it. It's just been like the old times.
01:49But it ain't old times, is it?
01:51No, I think Joel's taken them with him to the young offenders.
01:55Do you think we'll ever get back to where we were?
01:58I don't know.
02:01But at least here we are.
02:05Still mates.
02:08So, quiz night.
02:10You've been my wingwoman and we'll destroy all the other teams.
02:13It's the last quiz of the season.
02:15I'm not really in the mood for silly questions and noisy punters, sorry.
02:21Harry's barn's more my speed.
02:29Are you, er, asking me out on a date?
02:34Don't push it, I'm saying one drink.
02:37Alright. One drink.
02:40Come here.
02:44Alright then, off you go. Build a wall or something.
02:51There you are, darling.
02:52Morning.
02:53Any calls?
02:54See as you put your phone on?
02:55No, thankfully.
02:56Well, let's hope the nurse has found someone else to wind up, eh?
02:57I just feel like I need to have another chat with Jean.
02:58Zoe, please, come on. The way she was tormenting me with her hearing.
03:03Right, so she's managed to get a load of phones and prank callers at three in the morning.
03:05Chloe, listen, darling, you know, Jean's had her moments, but, you know, this one's a bit of a stretch.
03:09I just need to have it out with her.
03:10And when is this going to stop?
03:11As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough, she has to come back and rub it in.
03:16she was tormenting me with her hearing right so she's managed to get a load of
03:20phones and prank callers at three in the morning.
03:22Flory listen darling you know she's had her moments but yeah this one's a bit of a stretch.
03:27I just need to have it out with her. And when is this gonna stop?
03:36As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough just to come back and rub it in.
03:41Was it a dream? Did I really see her? I swear if I see her again mum
03:45I'm gonna kill her. No. Look Mary reckons that Jasmine could still be tied to the fours just
03:51stay away from her. What if she comes back? I just hope she doesn't. Hope. Hope is not a game plan mum.
03:59Look right now we just have to trust that Mary is on it and just try not to panic.
04:06I'm cancelling my trip. Freddie won't be happy but tough. You can't do that. Freddie?
04:11Yeah. He's my travel buddy. We made up. After me and him. Well there wasn't supposed to be a
04:20you and him in the first place so there's that. Well there was so there's that. Back off.
04:25I know what I'm doing. It doesn't seem like it Anna. Oh look can we just stop please? That's enough.
04:29Let's just focus on what's important shall we? I'm alive and Anna please don't cancel your trip.
04:37We can't let Jasmine win. Try and carry on as normal.
04:43It's not about me. Text me if you need me.
04:47Hey. Hey. Mum you ain't seriously supporting Anna and Freddie. He ain't good enough for her.
04:56She's gonna make a mistake. Yes and it's hers to make. Sometimes that's just the way you gotta learn.
05:02I should know. Hi. Hey. Uh got the slippers that you asked for in here. Peter couldn't come. He's
05:11meeting his veg supplier. Thank you. So how bad is it then? I'm alive. How's Oscar? You laying low.
05:21Makes sense. I was actually on my way out so I hope this Mary knows what she's doing. Bye.
05:31Is that Jasmine? What? No. It's just um...
05:37It's about the experimental treatment. Oh. Yeah. The doctor said that he's got one space left but I need
05:46to pay by today and if I don't then it could be another two years that Jimmy's gonna have to wait
05:51and it might be too late by then. How much is it? It's three grand. For the consultation,
05:58all the other tests, genetics, scans, all that sort of stuff. But then if it all looks good we pay for
06:05the treatment on top of that as well. So why do you think you can trust this doctor so much?
06:11No. I don't just trust the doctor. I don't. I trust his numbers. I mean look. Look at his reviews.
06:25No. I don't have some big plan. I just ain't being told to shut up about it.
06:30Well it's easier for them than admitting you might be right.
06:32I don't. You think I am? I think your instincts have always been sharp.
06:38You ain't just telling me what you think of on all year are you? I'm just saying what I see.
06:43And whoever it is they must feel they can get away with it. Exactly.
06:47Peter just says that there's no magic fix. He's fine the way he is. And he is. He's brilliant.
07:02Like the other night. Peter's been trying to teach him about family meal time. So he's been banging the
07:10cutlery together so that Jimmy knows that we're all eating together as a family. And he's actually
07:16doing it. He's joining in. Yeah. That's because he's a clever little boy. Yeah. It's amazing.
07:22He's flying. We couldn't be prouder of him. I wouldn't change a single thing about him.
07:33But then I just think what about when he's older? And he wonders, you know, why I didn't even try.
07:42But then if I do, he might think that I'm trying to say that there's something wrong with the way he is now.
07:52Well, what if it turns out to be one big rip-off?
07:57And how are you going to find £3,000 by the end of the day, Lauren?
08:00First stop, Thailand. Maybe we can find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:12Yeah, well, I've just got to survive this chat with my nan first.
08:16You think she'll try and stop you?
08:18I don't know. She's stressed with Stacey leaving.
08:22Now there's all this extra stuff. I don't know what she's going to do.
08:28What are you doing?
08:29Well, wait a minute.
08:32Oh, come on.
08:34For good luck when you talk to her.
08:38Keep it safe, though. It's a gift from my dad.
08:45I'm going to get the usual. Might be the last time I get decent chips for a while.
08:51Make them sweet.
08:52Good luck when you're looking like me.
09:01It's food for you.
09:02Yeah.
09:02You bunking off the stool again?
09:04No, the supplier's van's still broke.
09:06Yeah, you just missed him reaching for my fork.
09:08I properly went for it. It's pure class.
09:10Yeah, I was telling your mum that he's been doing that. I was proper bragging about him.
09:14You too, right? We're raising a little genius, aren't we?
09:16Or just a very hungry baby.
09:18Yeah, you've got food.
09:21All right, you?
09:24Can you hear it?
09:25Yeah.
09:27Still gorge, ain't I?
09:29Heartbreak may bruise the ego, but the jawline remains undefeated.
09:36Girls from dodgy families ain't my cup of tea anyway.
09:38I'll have this one then, because it's sweet and creamy and it won't break your heart.
09:45Thanks.
09:53Is it me or is he faking?
09:55Well, we've all been there, haven't we? He'll come out swinging.
09:58Hey, Kat keeps texting me about the donations from St. Lucie's, so you need to go pick them up, see?
10:02Yeah.
10:04Listen, about all that doctor stuff.
10:06You're right.
10:11There's no magic fixes. I'll let it go.
10:13Yeah, that's right. Thank you.
10:15Just forget about that dodgy stuff. He's perfect, isn't he?
10:19He's just going to have to crack on, Lauren.
10:22Nothing's going to get in your way, is it?
10:28You going somewhere nice?
10:31What do you want?
10:32Look, I ain't here to argue.
10:33I know Stacey leaving because of me ain't exactly my finest hour.
10:37Understatement of the year.
10:38And I understand if this is about getting back at me, but I'm trying to be better.
10:42No, Zoe, you're doing what you normally do, playing the victim and then crying when no one applauds.
10:48Well, will you at least leave my family out of it?
10:50Because calling Kat's phone in the early hours, it ain't fair.
10:52Your family? They're my family.
10:56Sorry, did you just say fair?
11:00Fair?
11:01Fair would be Stacey back here with me.
11:04Fair would be me not having to scrape myself up off the floor just to keep this house ticking.
11:08I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
11:10If someone is out to get you, Zoe, I hope they succeed, because that would be fair.
11:15Nan, what's going on?
11:17If you've said what you've come to say, you can go.
11:21Here, look what Anna got me.
11:27It's fine, it's fine. You'll break it, Nan.
11:31Oh, no.
11:35Oh, I'm so sorry.
11:37Was it special?
11:39Yeah.
11:40You see, if you hadn't have come in here and stirred the pot, you'd ruin things, Zoe.
11:44That's what you do.
11:47Here, let me see if I can fix it.
11:49Just give it to me.
11:51I felt a bit different this morning.
11:54You know, it might be weird.
11:56You might be turning a corner.
11:59Well, I know it's quite with the ladies, but...
12:01Well, Jean and Cathy might have a few words to say about that.
12:04I'll just say it, you know, maybe, maybe don't rush into it if the ground's still wobbly.
12:10Yeah, you don't want her lashing out like she did with that geezer the other night.
12:14What geezer?
12:16I'm just saying, sometimes people need space when they've got a lot going on, you know.
12:20I'll go get you, mate.
12:21All right, please move on.
12:27God, you're the only one with any sense in this family.
12:30I guess the rest of us are just big as bricks, then.
12:32No, no, no, I'm just saying that he didn't deserve to get his thing in me, Bob, caught up in Zoe's mess.
12:37Shall I give it a go?
12:38For the hundredth time, would you please just leave?
12:42Oh, it's... I can't... I can't do it. I can't fix it. I am so, so sorry.
12:52You still want to try it?
12:54Might help me take my mind off things.
12:58You can pick it up later.
12:59I said I'd fix it.
13:04Yeah, it's not that.
13:09Anna asked me to go away with her.
13:13Travel the world.
13:14How can I go?
13:21And leave Nan drowning here with Charlie and Lily and everything.
13:24How can I go?
13:27And what about Anna?
13:28Are you going to let her go all that way without you?
13:34Are you going away?
13:35When were you going to tell me?
13:48According to Peter, Cindy's handler Mary says that we are to remain vigilant,
13:57but not anxious.
13:59I don't know how we're supposed to do the both. It's beyond me.
14:01So we don't have to go into hiding from the falls?
14:04Let's better lose our better day.
14:07Our price for quiz winners.
14:09You're getting soft in your old ageing.
14:12It's an incentive and, strictly speaking, it is still profit.
14:15More importantly, tonight being the last of the big charity quiz nights, I am going all out to win it.
14:21You see, some of us do like to give back to the local community.
14:25Nothing says festive generosity like discounted haddock.
14:30Well, be prepared, because I've done my research.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Flash cars, niche podcasts, and I even know who invented the paperclip.
14:38Oh, wow.
14:38Do you know what?
14:39It's so nice to see that the adult education environment is thriving in Walford.
14:43It's even nicer watching you pretend you know what you're doing.
14:46Mastermind U8.
14:47Oh, she is the most annoying human ever.
14:55Cheers, pal.
14:56Here you go, darling.
14:57Three and a half grand for St Lucy's.
14:58We'll get it out of the vic now before quiz night kicks off, yeah?
15:01I'll take us to the bank in a bit.
15:05She's putting ideas in his head.
15:07She's trying to get Freddie to leave me.
15:09He said he wanted to travel the world.
15:10I only said go for it.
15:12Is he going to do it then?
15:13She wants it too.
15:13What are you doing there in the first place?
15:15Oh, the usual.
15:16Accusing me of terrible things.
15:19Just because of an earring.
15:20Which you lost whilst planning to torment me.
15:23I am the cleaner of the vic and your home upstairs.
15:27And I seem to be spending most of my time cleaning up after you.
15:30And I am doing my absolute damnedest to stay out of your way.
15:33So sometimes it means I go and hide in the barrel store.
15:35So maybe that's when it fell off.
15:37Come on, Jean.
15:38Can't you see how convenient that sounds?
15:40Oh, you want me to be the villain so badly.
15:44That is fine.
15:45But please, don't drag Freddie into this.
15:49Don't drive him away as well.
15:52Tell her.
15:53I'm sorry, Jean may not be perfect, but I don't deserve this.
16:06I don't deserve this.
16:07Hey, Zoe.
16:33I'm sorry.
16:35Busy day.
16:40Yes.
16:41Always here for you.
16:44A glass of wine then to take the edge off.
16:48Right, ladies and germs, it's the final question for the final round.
16:57Where the lucky winner could win for their team a whopping 50 pounds.
17:06It's the final question for the final round.
17:11Where the lucky winner could win for their team a whopping 50 pounds.
17:18Right, it's about to cover Caffey's bar, Bill, wasn't it?
17:22Right.
17:23And the loser will get a wooden spoon.
17:25But thanks to Ian, he's promised that whoever wins will get 50% off and Bill's place where you cod lovers form an orderly queue.
17:32Now, as I said, it's the last question of case, a tie-break head-to-head between Team Bill and Team Elaine.
17:37So, question is, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
17:42I know this one.
17:43I dated someone from Lake Windermere.
17:46He taught me to sail and a few other things that floated my boat.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Oh, this is a pub quiz?
17:52Alright, we don't need a history tour of your colourful past.
17:54Oh, give it a rest.
17:55Oh, give it a rest.
17:56Alright.
17:57Thanks.
17:58You alright there, Grant?
17:59Need glasses or something?
18:00How many times have I got to tell you?
18:01I don't need them.
18:02Tracy, would you like to gather up the answers here?
18:04Here we go.
18:05Don't forget it.
18:06It's 50 pound cash for the winner.
18:07And a wooden spoon for the loser.
18:09Here we go.
18:10And the correct answer, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
18:14And the answer is...
18:16Well, Billy said one.
18:18Nathan said 16.
18:20Oh, 25.
18:21And the answer is 16!
18:23Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:25Alfie, you need to check it.
18:27You've got the wrong answer.
18:28It's one.
18:29Check it.
18:30Really?
18:31Yeah.
18:32You ought to put another name in your coffin, dude.
18:33No problem, mate.
18:34Just hold it there.
18:35It's one.
18:36Look it up.
18:37Right.
18:38Bassinthwaite is the only official lake in the Lake District.
18:40All the others are blah, blah, blah.
18:42Okay.
18:43Here, Billy's the winner!
18:44Yeah!
18:45This is daylight robbery.
18:47This is justice.
18:49Yeah!
18:50Whatever.
18:51Oh, whatever.
18:52All right.
18:53Hey, hey, hey.
18:54Hey, hey.
18:55You lot, save your vocals in your shower for the karaoke, okay?
18:57Because two lovely people want to come and say a few words.
19:00Lauren and Peter, come on.
19:01Give her a round, come on.
19:02There you go.
19:04We just want to say thank you so much, everyone.
19:07You've all been so generous.
19:08Kat gave me the money earlier.
19:10Oh, and, yeah, thank you to Kat and Alpi as well.
19:12Yeah, and to everyone else for making it happen, honestly.
19:15Come on.
19:16You two are the real stars.
19:17Let's hear it for Lauren and Peter.
19:18Woo!
19:19Whoa!
19:20They deserve a standing ovulation.
19:22Forbation, darling.
19:23Ovation.
19:24I've just said that.
19:25No.
19:26Come on.
19:27Is that alive?
19:30Jimmy, can you just cut yourself?
19:31Is that alive?
19:32Jimmy?
19:33Oh, just cut yourself.
19:34Is that?
19:35No.
19:36Well, it's in the first aid box.
19:37It's in the kitchen, yeah.
19:38Yeah, thank you.
19:39All right.
19:40Let's go straight through there.
19:41All right, shall I go there?
19:42All right, shall I go there?
19:43All right, shall I go there?
19:45Right.
19:46What's all this about Vicky lashing out at someone?
19:48You're all right.
19:49All right.
19:50All right.
19:51All right, shall I go there?
19:53All right.
19:54All right.
19:55All right, what's all this about Vicky lashing out at someone?
19:58All right.
19:59someone sorry you heard it from me fine what happened mate if she ain't told you i guess
20:06it's on the need to know yeah all right she doesn't owe me a full report no
20:18come on say it you think i'm mad well yes but i do feel bad for seeing ross off the other day
20:28it wasn't really my place i just don't want you to get stung again but if you like the bloke then
20:35yeah i mean you can't just switch it off i've tried then it doesn't really matter what i think
20:42if it's ross you want it's ross you want thank you mother superior your blessing is appreciated
20:50be careful but have fun okay always
21:04you shouldn't have left that knife where i did oh you weren't to know
21:08yeah i consider losing grace really like a bottle of cheap alcohol ignore him ignored
21:14i'm so sorry jimmy got hurt well maybe if i hadn't been distracted by your love life history podcast
21:19it wouldn't have happened don't you dare put that on me grow up will you i ain't an idiot i know he
21:28ain't gonna have an easy life i just know it all the times he will get hurt or he'll fall over or
21:34he'll miss out on things that his friends do is you know i can't stop thinking about all the things
21:39that can go wrong when he's old enough to understand are you not worried that he's gonna
21:45ask us why we didn't try harder why don't we call dr adamson what if it's a con and jimmy finds out
21:57that we gambled on him like he weren't good enough what i mean this this is it we we just gotta crack on
22:04now do all that we can to help him no miracles or magic wands just mum and dad
22:17where are you going just clearing my head
22:22hello
22:23look he's hung up on me i can't believe that he's hung up are you all right yeah it was um
22:31that supply has just been messing me about he the one who was messing peter around this morning i'll
22:35tell you what that bloke is not getting another penny out of me um as jimmy i'm i'm sorry really
22:42should have been more careful you might not think it you and peter you need to stop blaming yourselves
22:48as soon as you said them done look i've uh i've got him some medicine all right thank you ian i
22:57i need a favor it's just you know that doctor you know the experimental cure um
23:06i need free gram by tonight i thought you'd park that idea i just want to make sure that jimmy's got the
23:13best chance i know i said that i would i would do anything i would give anything right and i meant
23:21it but it really does smell like it's a con i will never forgive myself if i don't at least try
23:30it's not as easy as that is it we know that there isn't a cure for jimmy's condition but jimmy's not
23:38broken he's still our little jimmy yeah well it wasn't your son that hurt himself because he thought
23:45it was dinner time is it i'm sorry really sorry
23:50i miss talking like this me too and i'm glad i know why you deck that fella
24:06i just wish i'd been there handling for you yeah zach did all right why didn't you tell me
24:12i didn't want you worrying look ross why don't want to close the door then don't it's gonna be tough
24:25look we will take this as slow as you want with absolutely no pressure
24:33fair warning come with baggage and an ex who don't take no for an answer
24:43peace talks going well then yeah just catching up nice one happy for you
24:55okay
24:57yeah fine
25:03okay
25:16i don't think i'm going to be able to do this
25:17but it's a surprise really but with the relatively new signings you've got solomon and rossi
25:23Cleared left, I mean, clear left wing back, right wing back, really, they need to get their heads up, look around.
25:33Ramos usually playing as a winger, but today he's part of the back three.
25:39Mendes, under pressure from Brady, and free kick is given.
25:46Mendes not having a particular new good game, I'd say.
25:49He's, I mean, still recovering from a knee injury, of course, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a back on the bench before too long.
25:56Mendes took a kick, and it's gone straight to Hussain.
26:02I think some of the fun's been given Mendes a hard time lately, and he's never really delivered on his promise this season, has he?
26:10Whittle has taken this one, and Pan Lallard.
26:13Oh, that was a very clumsy challenge in the vintage.
26:17Yeah, very clumsy, very late.
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26:26Please be sure you have checked the telephone directory for the right number, and you are dialing correctly.
26:31This is a recording.
26:33Yeah, watch this now.
26:35It's past the ball, 20 minutes ago, and then, wow.
26:39I'm telling you why that's not a red.
26:43He's becoming a liability.
26:44The number you have reached is not in service at this time, and there is no new number.
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26:56I think so.
26:57He's one of those players, just keeps his head down.
26:59Oh, I needed that.
27:03If you'd have seen them, the way they were looking at me like I was poison, because they're scared to think I might be right about Jean.
27:12You believed me, didn't you?
27:13You were the only one who's kind to me.
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