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Local filmmaker Anthony Frith lands a gig with The Asylum, the studio behind Sharknado. Tasked with directing a schlock | dG1fTDBhWWJwUG0zcjA
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00:00I just asked this company if they'd let me direct a film, and they said yes.
00:04At our company, we make shitty movies.
00:09We're barely above porn.
00:11They're known for making cheap clones of Hollywood hits.
00:14They call them Mockbusters.
00:15The Da Vinci treasure.
00:18Why do you want to do this?
00:19Well, you gotta start somewhere.
00:21And action!
00:24Lesbian explosions.
00:26Dinosaurs.
00:28Battleships.
00:31You can't film in front of a garage and say it's a battleship.
00:38The actors that are doing accents trying to get their performance a little more authentic.
00:42Maybe you should try pissing in it.
00:44Maybe a little more, uh, a little more Russian.
00:47Maybe you should try pissing in it.
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