Title: Better To Have Loved and Lost.
Mind Your Language, Season 1, Episode 8.
Episode Air Date: 16 February 1978.
Episode Brief:
Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry, and so Mr Brown and his class celebrate. But Mr Brown gets shocked when he finds out that Ali is already married and plans to take Su-Lee as his second wife, so as to have a baby (as he and his first wife, Rehana, have been unable to conceive a child). As for Su-Lee, she tells Mr Brown that she does not want to marry Ali anymore as she doesn’t truly love him, and so the wedding gets cancelled. Later on, Ali’s initial wife, Rehana, informs him that she is pregnant, giving him and the class another reason to celebrate.
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#Mind Your Language
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Mind Your Language, Season 1, Episode 8.
Episode Air Date: 16 February 1978.
Episode Brief:
Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are to marry, and so Mr Brown and his class celebrate. But Mr Brown gets shocked when he finds out that Ali is already married and plans to take Su-Lee as his second wife, so as to have a baby (as he and his first wife, Rehana, have been unable to conceive a child). As for Su-Lee, she tells Mr Brown that she does not want to marry Ali anymore as she doesn’t truly love him, and so the wedding gets cancelled. Later on, Ali’s initial wife, Rehana, informs him that she is pregnant, giving him and the class another reason to celebrate.
#Better To Have Loved and Lost #Season 1 #Episode 8
#Mind Your Language
#funny #viral #comedy #entertainment #season #top #mrbrown #english
#fyp
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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-da
00:32Da-da-da-da took me
00:38Right
00:41And me next
00:42Alley les Grecs
00:42Alley
00:43Comme
00:43Alley
00:45Miss
00:49Italy
00:50Italy
00:51Now you watch me
00:52See
00:55No
00:57No
00:57No
00:58We are the champions, we are the champions, we are the champions.
01:08Good evening, what's going on here?
01:10We are playing the English game of shoveling the halfpenny.
01:13Italy against Greece.
01:14She, me, arbitro, chicken.
01:19Chicken?
01:19She, when a player is off the side, chicken.
01:25It's a foul.
01:26Wow, chicken.
01:29It's not quite the same.
01:31Who's winning?
01:32Italy.
01:32Oh, good.
01:33Only just.
01:34What's the score?
01:35Six and a half.
01:36Oh, yeah, very close.
01:38What's that?
01:39Oh, it's, um, it's...
01:42It's, uh, water.
01:44Sure, it's water.
01:45Water?
01:47That's wine.
01:49Wine?
01:51Santa Maria.
01:52Another miracle.
01:53I don't want to see that in this class again.
01:57Right, now, back to your places, everybody.
01:59Straighten up this table, please.
02:01Right, rather than, uh, go straight on to a lesson,
02:05I thought it might be a good idea if we all talked about what we did at the weekend.
02:08Right?
02:09Hope you all have a chance to brush up on your English conversation.
02:12Right, now, who shall we start with?
02:13Danielle?
02:14Danielle, how did you spend your weekend?
02:16I went to Brighton with my new boyfriend.
02:19Oh, very nice.
02:20And he was very naughty.
02:22Yes, people usually are in Brighton.
02:24No, he was naughty on the motorway.
02:26Was he?
02:27Why, absolutely.
02:29The police were not very happy.
02:31I'm sure they weren't.
02:32They made him stop the car.
02:33You mean he was driving at the time?
02:35Of course.
02:36How else would he be doing the hundred miles an hour?
02:40You mean he was speeding?
02:42Yes.
02:43What did you think he was doing?
02:46How about you, Anna?
02:47Did you, uh, spend the weekend with your boyfriend?
02:49Nein, I have no boyfriend.
02:51Oh, that's a pity.
02:52Everyone should have a boyfriend.
02:53I have no boyfriend.
02:56I was referring to the girls, then.
02:58How's an apology?
02:59I once had a bed experience, mitte boy.
03:02A bed experience?
03:03Ja.
03:03What, you mean he tried to get you into bed?
03:05Nein, not bed, sleep.
03:07Bed, opposite von gut.
03:10Oh, bad.
03:12Ja, bed.
03:13Yes, what happened?
03:14I cannot tell you.
03:15It was too awful.
03:17A Japanese philosopher saying,
03:19confession, very good for some.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Tell us what happened.
03:23Well, you don't have to if you don't want to, Anna.
03:25Maybe it is better I get it off my breast.
03:30Chest.
03:31Ja.
03:32It was dreadful.
03:33I still blush when I'm thinking of it.
03:35Yes, well, perhaps you better not tell us, then.
03:37She must.
03:38Most definitely.
03:40I am all your host.
03:43It was about five years ago,
03:45and I was going out with this boy, Kurt.
03:48I was young and innocent.
03:50One night we have been to the beer garden
03:52and we have been drinking a lot of schnapps.
03:55Afterwards, I'm inviting him to my apartment for coffee.
03:58Ooh la la.
03:59Japanese philosopher also say,
04:03men go to ladies' apartment for drink.
04:06I usually end up having nibble.
04:11I think we'll leave your Japanese philosopher out of it,
04:14if you don't mind, Tara.
04:15Go on, Anna.
04:16Well, we sat together on the bed
04:18and he was stroking my end.
04:24Which end?
04:26This end.
04:27Oh, your hand.
04:30Oh, dear.
04:31I am thinking I am too young to be hearing anymore.
04:36Well, you can leave the room if you wish, Fran.
04:37No, no, I stay.
04:39It is good to be knowing the ways of the world.
04:43What happened next, Anna?
04:44Kurt was kissing me on my neck.
04:47Sacrebleu.
04:49Then he was kissing me on my shoulder.
04:51Then he was kissing me all over the place.
04:55Go on.
04:56But I was feeling all romantic.
04:58Then, with all the drink that I had drunk
05:01on the warmth of his body by mine on the bed,
05:04I did something I have always been ashamed of.
05:07Well, what did you do?
05:09I fell asleep.
05:12Sacrebleu.
05:15Then I woke up.
05:17He was gone.
05:19How sad.
05:20Well, never mind.
05:22Tara.
05:23Ah, so.
05:26How did you spend your weekend?
05:28I go to Paris.
05:30Oh, Paris.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:32Ah, weekend in France, eh?
05:34No, not France.
05:36In London.
05:36Uh, Tarot.
05:38Yes, Titaro?
05:39Paris is in France.
05:41Not Buckingham Paris.
05:45Buckingham Palace.
05:46I follow you.
05:48You follow me?
05:49Yeah.
05:49I didn't see you there.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52I mean, I understand that you went to Buckingham Palace.
05:55Yes.
05:56There I see loyal fraggle.
06:00Loyal fraggle?
06:01Royal flag?
06:03Ah, so.
06:04Oh, no.
06:06Good.
06:07Good.
06:08Uh, Jamila.
06:10Ji.
06:10How did you spend your weekend?
06:13Weekend?
06:14Yeah, what did you get up to?
06:15What did you do?
06:18Jig-jig.
06:20You went dancing?
06:22No.
06:23Jig-jig.
06:25Film.
06:26Maurice Chavale.
06:29Thank heaven for little girl.
06:32Ah, Jig-jig.
06:34Ah, Jig-jig.
06:36Ah.
06:37All right.
06:37Max.
06:39That's me.
06:40Yeah.
06:40How did you pass your weekend?
06:42Um, Saturday, I go to see the big fight.
06:45Ah, a boxing match.
06:46No, no.
06:46Football match.
06:48And Sunday, I take my girlfriend to see the Tower of London.
06:51Oh, very cultural.
06:53Did you see the beef eaters?
06:54Beef eaters?
06:55Yes.
06:56No, I only see people eating sandwiches.
06:59All right, all right.
07:01Very funny.
07:03Juan.
07:04Si, senor.
07:05Uh, what happened to you at the weekend?
07:07Por favor.
07:08How, how did you spend your weekend?
07:11Por favor.
07:12Weekend?
07:14Semana.
07:14Ah, si, hombre.
07:16Semana.
07:17Saturday, I work in bar.
07:19Sunny day, I stay in cama, durmiendo.
07:22Eh?
07:23Por favor?
07:23Oh, I mean, pardon.
07:26Durmiendo.
07:30You slept.
07:32Si, sleep.
07:33Yeah, but I thought you were an RC.
07:34Por favor.
07:35Uh, Roman Catholic.
07:37Ah, si, católico.
07:39Espíritu Santo Dominic.
07:41You said you slept.
07:42I mean, surely you're supposed to go to church on Sunday.
07:45A God.
07:45He tell us.
07:47Six days, you work.
07:50On the seventh day, you rest.
07:53I rest.
07:55You big sinner.
07:57No, sinner.
07:58Si.
07:58When you die, you not go to heaven.
08:00You go down to hell.
08:01Okay.
08:03It's more friend down hell than up heaven.
08:08Listen, five minutes down there and you'll be just another Spanish homily.
08:11Yes, you're all right.
08:14That'll do.
08:15Sit down to your family.
08:16I presume you did go to church.
08:18Si, every Sunday I go to mass.
08:20Oh, you're a practicing Catholic then?
08:22No, practice.
08:23I'm a perfect.
08:24In Italy, when I was a little boy, I was going to be a priest.
08:29Really?
08:29What made you change the mind?
08:31It's like this.
08:32One day, the priest, he gave a big sermon in the church all about women, girls and the
08:37pleasures of the flesh.
08:39And the more he spoke, the more I realized what I would be missing.
08:45Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
08:47Do you mind if I intrude for a moment?
08:49No, not at all.
08:50Well, the school is holding a drawer next weekend and I'm selling tickets for it.
08:54Excuse me.
08:55This drawer you are selling tickets for?
08:57Yes.
08:58What sort of drawer is it?
09:00Is it from the dressing table or what?
09:02It's not that sort of drawer, Andy.
09:09It's a raffle.
09:10A thousand apologies.
09:12Now, it's in a very good cause, the old age pensioners.
09:15Tickets are 10p each.
09:16Who's going to buy some?
09:19But what about you, Mr. Singh?
09:21Thank you very much.
09:22But I must decline.
09:24But it's for the old age pensioners.
09:26Yes, but what am I going to be doing with one if I win?
09:32The pensioners are not the brightest.
09:37A thousand apologies again.
09:40The first prize is a weekend for two in Paris.
09:43Oh, I'll take one.
09:44I wouldn't say no to a weekend in Paris.
09:45Why don't we share the ticket together?
09:48Maybe we can share the weekend too.
09:51That is immoral.
09:52Oh, but it's very nice.
09:55I am sure that Mr. Brown wouldn't dream of doing any such thing.
09:59Would you, Mr. Brown?
10:01No, no, of course not.
10:03I think I'll leave these tickets with you.
10:05Do you think you can get rid of two books?
10:07Well, I don't...
10:07Excellent.
10:09Excuse, please.
10:10Sorry, we are late.
10:12We are delayed because of the reason of mist.
10:15Mist?
10:15Yes, please.
10:16It's a perfectly clear night.
10:17How can you have been delayed by mist?
10:19We missed the bus.
10:21Then we had to go to the dressmakers for a fitting.
10:24You're not having a dressmate.
10:27You're not, Ari.
10:28Me.
10:29She's having a dressmate for wedding.
10:32Wedding?
10:33You mean you're getting married, Suli?
10:34Yes.
10:35Next week at Legislative Office.
10:37Oh, I'm not...
10:37I kept rather quiet about that.
10:40Oh, blimey.
10:41She's being swept off her foot.
10:45Feet.
10:46Well, who's the lucky man?
10:48Do we know him?
10:49Yes, please.
10:50It is me.
10:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:09Enter.
11:16Finish with your tray, love.
11:18Yes, thank you, Gladys.
11:19well tomorrow's the big day then what big day you know the wedding Allie and
11:25Sulee oh that yes I had a long talk with that girl last week about her future oh
11:31that was nice however in spite of all I said she's decided to go through with it
11:36well there's nothing wrong in getting married you ought to try it I am
11:43perfectly happy as I am thank you miss Courtney yes cannot be a bit
11:49personal if you must have you never been with a man what do you mean well you
11:58know certainly not I prefer a hot water bottle at least you can hold it against
12:07you without it getting amorous have you never wanted to get married well there
12:16was one occasion many years ago a boy I was very fond of in fact we were
12:22inseparable he asked me to elope with him oh how romantic and did you almost we set
12:30off one morning for Gretna green but I'm afraid we never quite made it how far did
12:34you get gold is green my father caught up with us and dragged me back home oh he
12:41forbade me to see the boy again said we were far too young oh what a shame how old were you he was eight
12:51and I was sick still never mind dearie I know this somewhere someone somewhere
12:57waiting for you then you'll have a very long wait I have no intention of
13:03subjugating myself to any member of the male sex ah so I take it you think women are
13:07equal to men certainly not women are far superior so you won't be at the wedding
13:14tomorrow no I have better things to do with my time than go and watch two people embarking on
13:20such a foolish enterprise oh well I'm going I love weddings and I think they'll make a lovely couple
13:26and Ali for you a lovely glass sorry no it is against my religion to drink it is also against
13:45my religion another miracle Giovanni no professori we drink the health of the happy couple you have a
13:54glass huh yes well I suppose it is a special occasion hey prego oh thank you well what about a toast
14:00then hey we have no toast only this I mean a toast for Ali and Sulee we have no toast for them either
14:09to Ali and Sulee to Ali and Sulee may all your troubles be little ones little ones what
14:17it's an English expression it means to hope that you have a family a baby
14:21oh blimey I'm doing something about it last night
14:24yes I'm preparing a little room for nursery
14:30please I am having a very funny thought he is Pakistani she is Chinese if they have a baby
14:40it will be Pekingese
14:42how dare you I should be teaching you not to be insulting you ignorant son of a bearded buff
14:50come on Larry you are some of the offspring of the cook I cover all right that'll do come on let's
14:56not forget why we're here you still have a lot to learn now back to your places everyone and put those
15:00glasses away right now this evening I thought we'd try and have a group discussion all right yes we'll
15:09pick a subject and then we'll all discuss it thoroughly now what would you like to discuss
15:14girls I don't think so Giovanni anybody any other suggestions sport sport yes good idea that's a good
15:23subject Max right sport now although and most sports are international there are of course various
15:29activities which are peculiar to individual countries for example the national sport of France is
15:35football good well done Daniel and the national sport of Italy girls that's not a sport
15:43maybe not but it's more popular than football
15:48Julie what is the national sport of China China excellent at everything especially table tennis and athletics
15:56Japan much more aesthetical champions of karate Chinese kung fu much superior to Japanese karate
16:06not so I'm a black belt oh
16:08not so I'm a black belt oh kung fu much inferior
16:13hi-yah
16:14oh
16:15all right that'll do come on we don't want any more or anything punch-ups go and sit down
16:20right who can tell me what the national sport of England is yes Jamila
16:24bowling
16:25bowling
16:26bowling
16:27or bowling greener bowling
16:29oh bowls
16:30oh well yes that's not exactly the national sport no that honor goes to cricket
16:36please
16:37I not understand cricket
16:39well it's quite straightforward there are two teams of 11 men each and one side goes in
16:44and the other side have to try and get them out
16:46I didn't know you could play it in the doors
16:48it's not played in doors
16:51yeah but how can somebody be out when he's already out
16:55well I'll try to explain you see the team that is bowling is on the field and the team that is batting is in the pavilion
17:01now the first two men batsmen come out to go in
17:04and then the first one of those to be out goes back in and then another batsman comes out to go in
17:09is that clear so far
17:12oh sure
17:14when he's in
17:15he's not really in
17:17he's out
17:18and when he's out
17:20he's not really out
17:21he's in
17:22that's right
17:23guanayamo
17:24it's crazy
17:26Mr Brown
17:27Mr Brown
17:28you're wanted straight away it's Miss Courtney
17:30and she said it's very important
17:32oh thank you Gladys
17:33I shall be a moment
17:34Giovanni would you take charge of the class while I'm away
17:36sure
17:37good and pick a subject
17:42okay
17:43now we talk about the girls
17:51enter
17:52you sent for me Miss Courtney
17:54yes
17:56oh this is the teacher
17:58Mr Brown
18:03I am hearing much about you
18:07I hope it's all good
18:09this young lady has called to see Mr Nadine
18:12oh Ali
18:13you're a friend of his then
18:14more than a friend
18:16you're not his sister right
18:18no
18:19I am his wife
18:20ah
18:23tonight after class we take you in at the pub huh
18:26yes and we're having a big feast
18:28see big feast
18:29see big fiesta
18:30plenty drink
18:31it is last night
18:32oh
18:33of freedom
18:34thank you please
18:35but it is not necessary
18:36I do not drink
18:37don't be selfish
18:38don't be selfish
18:41it's a tradition
18:42the night before the wedding
18:44for the bridegroom to be slashed
18:46I think you old man are male chauvinist pig
18:51why you not invite us to the pub
18:53what and spoils you
18:56you make your own fiesta
19:00we go to pub G all ladies
19:02no please
19:03Jamila is right we have our own celebration
19:05that's right
19:06Ali
19:07yes please
19:08can I see you please
19:10you are seeing me now
19:12I mean I want to see you in private in Miss Courtney's office
19:15it's rather important
19:16okay
19:17oh
19:18excuse me
19:19I will be back very soon my beloved
19:24oh l'amour
19:26toujours l'amour
19:27I wonder what was so important for Mr Brown to be telling Ali
19:31maybe he's gonna tell him the facts of life
19:33the facts of life
19:36sit down Ali
19:37thank you
19:38where's um
19:39I've sent her to the tea room
19:41oh good
19:42well I think it might be a good idea if Ali and I were left alone
19:44I presume you'll speak to Miss Sulee
19:46you presume wrong
19:49I think Mr Nadim should do his own dirty work
19:57well Ali
19:58yes please
20:01I'm not going to beat about the bush
20:02what bush
20:03what bush
20:06I have just met your wife
20:08oh jolly good
20:10and I must say it came as rather a shock
20:12excuse please
20:13she's not all that bad looking
20:16no no no Ali
20:17you don't understand you are a married man
20:19oh yes
20:20well then how can you possibly be thinking of marrying Sulee tomorrow
20:23why not
20:24it's big of me
20:25oh no
20:26oh no
20:27it is big of me
20:31no no Ali you don't understand you can't have two wives
20:34oh yes please
20:35it is allowed by my religion
20:37if the first wife is agreeable
20:39then the husband can take another
20:41you mean your wife doesn't mind
20:43you mean your wife doesn't mind
20:44not at all
20:45it is to have the baby
20:47maybe
20:48yes please
20:49we have been now crying for four years
20:51and nothing is happening
20:52so I'm taking another wife to have the babies
20:56yeah well it's against the law in this country
20:59but they're not going to be finding out are they
21:02yes they are
21:03because I'm afraid I'm gonna have to be telling them
21:05oh blimey
21:07now what am I going to be doing
21:09I think the first thing you should do is tell Sulee about your wife
21:12she's already knowing it
21:14she doesn't mind
21:15not at all
21:16she's being very much in love with me
21:19well look
21:20you'll just have to tell her that the wedding is off
21:22ah she will be broken hearted
21:25yes well you should have thought of that before
21:27come in
21:28excuse please
21:29Miss Courtney say you won't see me
21:31yes
21:32come in Sulee
21:33Ali has something to tell you
21:35yes Ari
21:37well you see
21:39what I'm trying to say
21:41is
21:42well
21:43there is something very important
21:45you must be knowing
21:46what is it
21:47ah well
21:49Mr Brown will be telling you
21:51Ali
21:53sit down Sulee
21:55well I don't quite know how to say this
21:57but it has to be said
21:58I do have something to say
22:00it's about the wedding
22:01I cannot marry Ari
22:02you see the point is
22:04pardon
22:05I cannot marry Ari
22:06why can't you marry Ari
22:08marry Ari
22:09I'm not in rough with him
22:10but you must have said that you wanted to surely
22:12yes
22:13I was being sorry for him at the time
22:15but now I know it is not possible
22:17how am I going to tell him it will break his heart
22:19ah well don't worry Sulee
22:21I'll tell him
22:22I'm sure I'll be able to let him down
22:23gently
22:24yes you leave it with me
22:25I'll sort it out
22:26I'm sure
22:27I'll have a word
22:31excuse please Mr Brown
22:32yes Ali
22:33did you told Sulee
22:34yes
22:35oh jolly good
22:36now I'm being very happy with one wife
22:38good
22:39I hope she didn't mind too badly of me
22:42well I was I was as tactful as I could be
22:44I told her that it's better to have loved and lost
22:46than never to have loved at all
22:48ay ay ay ay
22:49what a beautiful thought
22:51was she very sad
22:53absolutely heartbroken
22:57did you tell Ari Mr Blanc
22:59yes Sulee
23:00I told him it's better to have loved and lost
23:02than never to have loved at all
23:03was he very upset
23:04broken hearted
23:05right
23:06now pay attention everybody
23:08Ali and Sulee have had a long discussion
23:10and by mutual agreement
23:11have decided to call off their wedding
23:13we've already booked the pub
23:14we've ordered all the toast and the drinks
23:16yeah well you'll just have to cancel
23:18excuse please
23:20you do not have to be cancelling it
23:22but we have nothing to celebrate
23:24oh blimey yes we have
23:25my lovely wife is telling me
23:27that I'm going to be a daddy at last
23:30oh
23:32hey
23:36come on everybody
23:38to the pub
23:39yay
23:40just a moment
23:41there's not time to go
23:42there's half an hour more
23:44say come back
23:50just a moment
23:51where do you all think you're going
23:53oh
23:55to the pub
23:56Mr Brown is his most unsatisfactory
23:59well I agree
24:00well what are you going to do about this
24:01there's only one thing I can do
24:02if you can't beat them join them
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