00:00Before going any further, I want to make an important announcement, because you remember
00:05last year after a thorough and very rigorous investigation by Pam Bondi and all of the people
00:13at Department of Justice, the FBI, the CIA, the White House Counsel's Office, and the Department
00:20of Everything. We have a Department of Everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the
00:26White House into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an auto pen
00:35last year for the Turkey's pardon. So I have the official duty to determine, and I have determined
00:42that last year's Turkey pardons are totally invalid, as are the pardons of about every other person
00:50that was pardoned other than, where's Hunter? No, Hunter's was good. That was the one pardon,
00:58Pam, that was good, right? The rest of them are all invalid. I don't know what the hell you're
01:01going to do about that, but that's, now we're going to take a little of the joking. That is a mess.
01:06But they're hereby null and void. The turkeys known as Peach and Blossom last year have been located,
01:13and they were on their way to be processed. In other words, to be killed. But I have stopped
01:19that journey, and I am officially pardoning them, and they will not be served for Thanksgiving dinner.
01:28We saved them in the nick of time. This one has plenty of time, but they were saved in the nick of time.
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