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tears and contracts never provoke the ceo's wife
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00:00:00Grandma, is this the 200 million dollar necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:12You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:19No, he's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:24Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless and I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:00:42Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:04Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move if they find us.
00:01:21Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28The Americans in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:32Mission accomplished.
00:02:00To get in the room.
00:02:01She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:24Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:26Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:30Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:33To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:43Oh, careful.
00:02:51What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:57Another runaway bride.
00:03:12Classic.
00:03:13Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:48I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:55You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:57But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:02Oh, honey.
00:04:03Oh, you're awake.
00:04:05Thank God.
00:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:11Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:13She knows about my plan?
00:04:15No.
00:04:16No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:24What happened?
00:04:25Tell me.
00:04:26What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:28Listen, you can screw with me, you can kill me, you can do whatever you want, but you stay away from my grandma.
00:04:31You got it.
00:04:35What the hell?
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:39What the hell?
00:04:41Oh, my God.
00:04:43Am I dead?
00:04:44Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:47Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51This isn't real.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55Oh!
00:04:55What?
00:05:04I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:08Who the hell are you?
00:05:09What are you doing in my body?
00:05:10I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:12What did you do?
00:05:13You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Okay, what did you do?
00:05:22My identity's complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:28I am Blair Woods, heiress to the Woods family.
00:05:30I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:33Stranger.
00:05:34Fine.
00:05:35Let's get married.
00:05:36What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:39You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:41I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:44The wedding is back on.
00:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:46He's trying to kill me.
00:05:47Absolutely not.
00:05:48You cannot do that.
00:05:49Blair!
00:05:51It's your choice.
00:05:52Him or me.
00:05:56It's your choice.
00:05:58Him or me.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:02Wait, is he going to use his back when he's divorced?
00:06:04Deal.
00:06:05I mean?
00:06:06Who's that guy?
00:06:11What the hell?
00:06:13My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumbed.
00:06:19Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:21Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:25Black!
00:06:26What?
00:06:28What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:32Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:34Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:37So.
00:06:38And you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:43So, dream on, loser.
00:06:45What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:47I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:55Well.
00:06:56Every chasing man sucks.
00:06:57That guy's a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:01Okay, let's get married.
00:07:03On one condition.
00:07:04We tried to switch back first.
00:07:05And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:08I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:12Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:18Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:20Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:22I'm game.
00:07:23Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:25I'll grab my car.
00:07:26You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:30Screw it.
00:07:32Let's get married.
00:07:33Get ready to kneel.
00:07:34Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40Alright, 857.
00:07:45Alright, what's your name?
00:07:46Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:47Buddy, I asked your name.
00:07:50Not your fiancée's.
00:07:50Oh, uh...
00:07:52Uh...
00:07:53Come here, I'm going to have you.
00:07:56Is that your name?
00:07:56The young mole.
00:07:58The young mole.
00:07:59Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you two sure about this?
00:08:03Yep.
00:08:04Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:06and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:08this woman might need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:10Excuse me, wait.
00:08:11Are you calling me crazy?
00:08:12More certain.
00:08:13Please process our application.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16Please.
00:08:18Alright.
00:08:27Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:30Oh, great.
00:08:38You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:42Stop whining.
00:08:43My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:02He does.
00:09:03Alright, then.
00:09:04In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:06Wonderful.
00:09:07Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:13No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:19What?
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:33Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:50Yep, no.
00:09:51I can't do it.
00:09:52Excuse me.
00:09:53Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:57Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:08I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:12You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:19I could be a good kisser all night.
00:10:25This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:27I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:32It was my foster mother's.
00:10:34It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:36Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:37This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:39No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:42Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:52Let's go home, husband.
00:10:54Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:16Oh, my God.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:22I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:24It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:46My closet is better than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:52Or is that all just for show?
00:11:53Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:58You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:00Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay in mind.
00:12:05No, not an option.
00:12:07Look.
00:12:07If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:11Why?
00:12:12Why?
00:12:14You sheltered little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do to you?
00:12:26What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:28What are you planning?
00:12:29Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:43Like, what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:02A what?
00:13:05I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:13Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:21My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:24Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:25I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:26Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, you know.
00:13:35Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are, like, trying to kill you?
00:13:42Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:46And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:49I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:55Go wash up.
00:13:57It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:00No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:12This is my bed.
00:14:13Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:14It's ladies first.
00:14:15I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait, I don't care.
00:14:21I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:33No funny business.
00:14:35Close the door.
00:14:36I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:54Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:58Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:06What happened?
00:15:14What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:24Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face,
00:15:28worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:30I will legit eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:34Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53No.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:58Shit.
00:16:00Hmm.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:04It's just...
00:16:07Trust.
00:16:08Process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:12Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay?
00:16:19Mm-hmm.
00:16:22Mm.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:23Oh.
00:16:25Oh.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29Oh.
00:16:31Oh.
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:33Ah, slay.
00:16:42Well, well, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:52This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:55Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:01Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:06My treat.
00:17:15Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:24Oh.
00:17:25I hate it.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move or I might cut you.
00:17:38Wait.
00:17:40You're going to put that on you?
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:44I'm here.
00:17:45Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:57Okay, don't worry.
00:17:58You can rinse it off and you shower.
00:18:00Oh, shower?
00:18:01All right, no peeking.
00:18:22Yeah, trust me.
00:18:23Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch, really much.
00:18:27Okay, watch it.
00:18:28Careful.
00:18:49Somebody named Raven.
00:18:51Should I pick it up?
00:18:52Um, yeah, um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:01Yo, man, you've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:08Let me guess, you dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:14Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:19Buzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:28So, your boy's outside, and he said something about omniscience.
00:19:30What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:31Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:41Wait, hold on.
00:19:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:42What is your problem?
00:19:44At least on some underwear.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:49Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:19:58Am I interrupting something?
00:20:03So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:27Since when?
00:20:28The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked
00:20:39instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:42Is there a problem?
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:44You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:47But here you are, getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:50Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:52I am straight.
00:20:53So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:00Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:01I'm straight.
00:21:03So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:07I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:09She's as extra as you are.
00:21:11Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:14This is real talk.
00:21:15Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:17She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:25out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:29Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:40I tried to touch it once, and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:47Problem?
00:21:48Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:53Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:56No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:21:59We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:07You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife?
00:22:15Or your life?
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:27Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:29Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:37No, relax.
00:22:38I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:52Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:10With some feeling.
00:23:12Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:20I'm all in.
00:23:22Wrong.
00:23:23With some feeling.
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement.
00:23:30And now you marry this brando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37Grandma, grandma.
00:23:38Please.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40We truly love each other.
00:23:41Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:51Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:56Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:23:59What?
00:24:01Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:08We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:14If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:46You know, just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:56All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:58I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:02My bad, Grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:10Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:12A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:17So, love who you love.
00:25:20I could be in London, staring at the edge.
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:25if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:29you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:37if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:41you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:44Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:14Oh, my God.
00:26:16Liam.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:21Here, let out.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:23Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:26What happened?
00:26:27Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:28Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:35We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole.
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Uh.
00:26:57Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:04Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:13Sorry, babe.
00:27:21Oh, wait.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:23What's your play here?
00:27:28I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:31By holding my hand?
00:27:34Science.
00:27:35Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:38Even for fake couples?
00:27:44Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:50You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:54It's not fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:05I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:14Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:16Finishing that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:18Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:25Why do you do it?
00:28:26Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like dangerous to AF.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:44She looks really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:48She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:54So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:59I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:02I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation to get your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:06Absolutely not.
00:29:07End of discussion.
00:29:10But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:13You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:17Well, besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:21The body's yours.
00:29:22The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:25You can, like, teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:33I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:36All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:42No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:44I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:01Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:06Get it together, Liam.
00:30:07It was just a kiss.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:12Oh, God.
00:30:20What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Do I like him?
00:30:39Wow.
00:30:40You can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:45Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:47It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:56This isn't the whole plan.
00:30:58That's just the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:01So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:1249?
00:31:1450?
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:16Keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:18This plan is inhumane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:22Oh, damn.
00:31:29My body's kind of hot.
00:31:33Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Hands to yourself.
00:31:40That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Ugh.
00:31:44Baby, I need you back, I do.
00:31:50You know your body needs me, too.
00:31:54What are you doing now?
00:31:57Come through.
00:31:58Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back, I am so right in a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:09A memoir.
00:32:10Don't you dare.
00:32:11Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:13But that's even worse.
00:32:16Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Rare jewelry?
00:32:24Ancient artifacts.
00:32:25Oh, I know.
00:32:26Limited edition Hermes.
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:38God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:41Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:45You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:00How about this one?
00:33:07Not bad.
00:33:08It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:22This one.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:29Raise your weapon.
00:33:45Gun up.
00:33:46Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:58Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Of course.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it.
00:34:11Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:21Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:25What are the odds?
00:34:26Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:30Where are you?
00:34:31Those cheating bastards.
00:34:39I want to kill.
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:45Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:53I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:34:59And you just gave up?
00:35:01What?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:13I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:19Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:26We need her money.
00:35:28I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:43When the meat girls bullied her in school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:57If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:00Well, you know what?
00:36:02I should have.
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:05They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:09They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:16And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:28Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:31You want to play?
00:36:33Let's play.
00:36:34Wait.
00:36:40I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with trauma.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:48Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:49So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:53To your husband.
00:37:14Blair?
00:37:15I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:21I messed up.
00:37:22And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:24But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:37:37This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:42Bastard.
00:37:45You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:51Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:58Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with her friend's fiance?
00:38:01That's new.
00:38:03Don't be like that.
00:38:05You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:14And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:16I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:21Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:34Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:35This little ambush thing today?
00:38:36Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:42Oh, baby.
00:38:43Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:46Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful to kill one girl, Pete.
00:38:51Absolutely shameless.
00:38:53I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:55For a guy.
00:38:57Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:07You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:16Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:18You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You, you're making things up.
00:39:29Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Everyone, airdrops on.
00:39:35I'm just telling you what they're doing.
00:39:45You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:49Watch out!
00:39:51You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:54Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:14Please.
00:40:17Come on.
00:40:19Please.
00:40:25Did you see his face?
00:40:27This is so exciting.
00:40:29Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:37I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:42Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:41:03Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you help me with this?
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:12Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:18Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:27Jesus, come on.
00:41:34Miss Woods.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:38Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:45What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives in.
00:41:58We've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:03Don't let them guess like me.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:06If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:18Let me guess.
00:42:28You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:32How the hell does she know?
00:42:35Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No.
00:42:40I would never do something like this.
00:42:42Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:45I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:51Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:58You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice try.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:08She faked it?
00:43:10Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:13Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16The security.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It was a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:21Let go of me.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:34I'll admit.
00:43:35You were surprisingly useful.
00:43:37I know.
00:43:38But something's bugging me.
00:43:40How did she get in here?
00:43:41No clearance.
00:43:42No invite.
00:43:42It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:51You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:54Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:00I bet your ex-fiancée Ethan's behind it.
00:44:06You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:12I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:15I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:20One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:24All right, we're agents, not assassins.
00:44:27Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:29We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:39No, you're not here to party.
00:44:41Secret agents HQ.
00:44:42You see that bartender over there?
00:44:50He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:44:59And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:08Of course she is.
00:45:10You really have broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:12I've never even touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:29Hey, pretty.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:43I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:47Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little foam.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, won't you?
00:45:57Oh, my gosh.
00:45:58Seriously, man.
00:45:59Back off.
00:45:59Take a seat.
00:46:00Come on.
00:46:00Just take a seat.
00:46:01Take a seat.
00:46:03Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:16Okay, look.
00:46:17You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:22And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters.
00:46:29You've got all night, baby.
00:46:32Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:34Men are full of shit.
00:46:36Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:43What?
00:46:43Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:55Excuse me.
00:46:56That is not that girl.
00:46:57That is my wife.
00:46:58You gave her this?
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00The elite agent ring.
00:47:01Obviously.
00:47:03She's a nobody.
00:47:06She's a nobody.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:08Well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so.
00:47:15An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up.
00:47:26This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:28There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:34Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:57Even better.
00:47:59That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:12You little bitch.
00:48:13You want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it.
00:48:15Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:25Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:27Nighthawk?
00:48:28It's you.
00:48:29By God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32It's a Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:33I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:36You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:42Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:49You okay?
00:48:50You okay?
00:48:57Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:09It's like I was right back in my childhood, just trying to survive.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:19From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:39Okay, careful.
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:43What?
00:49:44Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I...
00:49:46You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:50Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:54No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:56There's nothing between us.
00:49:58I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we...
00:50:06I technically were already married, so...
00:50:09You could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:17Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:26Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:34Uh...
00:50:34Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um...
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:48Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:51And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:50:59As a man.
00:51:00Okay, um...
00:51:01No, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:03I'll figure it out next time.
00:51:04Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh my god, I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:11Okay, shut up.
00:51:14Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:17Find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:26Oh wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an international spy.
00:51:30This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:37They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:53Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:14He wants to play dirty?
00:52:16I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:21Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:24Back when I was stupid.
00:52:26And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:29Done.
00:52:30Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:33Bastard.
00:52:37Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:43Nice.
00:52:46Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:48Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, Iris.
00:52:51Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:02Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Wood's family's got.
00:53:07Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:09Step down now.
00:53:11Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:14Step down?
00:53:15Step down!
00:53:17I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:19You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:21Are you sure about that?
00:53:23Blair.
00:53:24You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:35Are you deaf?
00:53:36Remove them!
00:53:37Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:39We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:46Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:47We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:48We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:51Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:59Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder.
00:54:07And as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:12Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:16No, no, no, you see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard looking man if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, I, my wife built it and she gave it to you and now she's taking it back.
00:54:33So, you got a problem?
00:54:34Oh, and one more thing, we know about the little influencer.
00:54:37We've already filed a suit for Predatory Competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:41Girls like you would never understand, I worked my ass off to get here
00:54:46and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:49Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it too?
00:55:07Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I will see you.
00:55:12As long as you're safe.
00:55:13Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag your mind in chains.
00:55:33If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:36Ten years retired.
00:55:42I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:54Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's give these two love groups some privacy.
00:55:57Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:17It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:30Wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32Oh, my God.
00:56:33I guess if you died.
00:56:33I'd be very happy with you.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:34I mean, I don't know.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:37Let's see.
00:56:37I love you.
00:56:39Relax.
00:56:44Thanks.
00:56:46machines.
00:56:49Relax.
00:56:50On the way.
00:56:51no way we switched back
00:57:08no way we switched back
00:57:14Liam Liam wake up we're back we switched back
00:57:21wait I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:32I don't fucking care I waited too long
00:57:35it's gone everything's gone you have to help me
00:57:43pathetic you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:46Gloria you're the one who gave the order this is on you
00:57:50so if you want your little secret going public I suggest you help me
00:57:55fine one last shot I want Blair out of the picture
00:57:59this time for good
00:58:01how are you feeling
00:58:07what do you want something
00:58:11what do you need something
00:58:15didn't she say holding hands helps with pain
00:58:18didn't you say that was fake news
00:58:20yeah well I did some research
00:58:22it turns out
00:58:23it's with somebody you love it actually works
00:58:26yeah well I did some research
00:58:29it turns out
00:58:30it's with somebody you love it actually works
00:58:33um okay well since you're so into me
00:58:41um I guess you can stay my husband for a little longer
00:58:48you know I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:58and then this whole body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03somehow we switched back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10um I'm gonna get some water
00:59:17wow the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:33almost
00:59:35can you not
00:59:36what do you want
00:59:38does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown
00:59:42you get one life Liam
00:59:44how many times you gonna throw it in front of hers
00:59:46he's right
00:59:48as long as she's with me
00:59:49she'll always be in danger
00:59:51what the hell do I do
00:59:54you know I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05but you do realize that there is a third wheel here right
01:00:08um okay I'm gonna just
01:00:09you guys talk
01:00:10well spit it out
01:00:20just a heads up Liam
01:00:22you blew off the mission
01:00:23you pissed off the client
01:00:25Gloria's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:29watch your back
01:00:32understood
01:00:34but no one's touching Blair
01:00:36not now
01:00:37not ever
01:00:38all this fuss
01:00:49for a girl
01:00:50you know what's funny
01:00:54you raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56they start to think that they can fly
01:00:58all on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry
01:01:01ma'am
01:01:02save it
01:01:02go take your punishment
01:01:05this Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die
01:01:14hey queen
01:01:22what are you doing tonight
01:01:23want to have some fun
01:01:24okay cool
01:01:27Liam
01:01:30we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32we can finally relax a bit
01:01:33I'm not going
01:01:34figures
01:01:37guess you only stuck around
01:01:39because of the body swap
01:01:40real husband material huh
01:01:43we should probably finalize
01:01:46the divorce
01:01:46what are you talking about
01:01:51that was the deal right
01:01:53once we switch back
01:01:56we call it
01:01:57fine
01:02:00it's not like I'm
01:02:05desperate to stay married
01:02:06to you anyways
01:02:07cheers
01:02:19you've been married
01:02:22for how long now
01:02:23and we've never even seen
01:02:24your husband
01:02:25come on
01:02:26bring him out tonight
01:02:29no it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:32yeah
01:02:33but you still like him though
01:02:34I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38then go for it
01:02:40playing it safe
01:02:41is never your style
01:02:42wait no girl
01:02:46you are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49no
01:02:50no come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53please
01:02:54you can go out
01:02:54whenever you want
01:02:56it's not like your husband
01:02:57is gonna stop you
01:02:58you don't have to say it
01:02:59like that
01:03:00oh my god
01:03:04who is this hottie
01:03:06oh my god
01:03:22who is that hottie
01:03:24how much have you had to drink huh
01:03:25Claire
01:03:27who's this
01:03:28I'm her husband
01:03:29nice to meet you
01:03:32damn Blair
01:03:34where did you find him
01:03:35he looks like he walked off
01:03:37a CQ cover
01:03:38yeah
01:03:38I literally bumped into him
01:03:41on the street
01:03:41seriously
01:03:42damn girl
01:03:43you are so lucky
01:03:45what does he do
01:03:46um
01:03:48he's
01:03:50a model
01:03:50yeah
01:03:51he's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54come on
01:03:55show us some photos
01:03:56no
01:03:57no
01:03:57another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:58but tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01because she's a little drunk
01:04:01what
01:04:02no
01:04:03bye Blair
01:04:05come back soon
01:04:07jeez
01:04:12okay
01:04:12slow down
01:04:13no
01:04:14you're going too fast
01:04:15you really are a lightweight
01:04:17huh
01:04:17yeah
01:04:18thanks though
01:04:21thanks for what
01:04:23for picking me up
01:04:25even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27asshole
01:04:28nope
01:04:28well I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30okay
01:04:35just breathe
01:04:37here
01:04:38I'm going to put you right here
01:04:41well
01:04:43you okay
01:04:46thanks
01:04:47I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:49wait here
01:04:51ew
01:04:51ew
01:04:53what the hell
01:05:09if you scream
01:05:11I'll kill you
01:05:12flair
01:05:21flair
01:05:23flair
01:05:23flair
01:05:27shh
01:05:28shh
01:05:32shh
01:05:33flair
01:05:37flair
01:05:39flair
01:05:40ew
01:05:45well
01:05:47well
01:05:47well
01:05:48I caught the esteemed
01:05:51CEO
01:05:52Blair Woods
01:05:53where's your knight in shining armor huh
01:05:55I wouldn't get so cocky
01:05:57that look
01:06:00I hate
01:06:02that look
01:06:03it makes me feel like I'm an insect
01:06:05who are you to look down on me
01:06:07well you are just a parasite
01:06:10living off of women's success
01:06:11so
01:06:12why would I respect you
01:06:14cute
01:06:15very cute
01:06:17keep running your mouth
01:06:18Blair
01:06:18you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:20you know
01:06:23the thought that I ever dated you
01:06:26makes me want to throw up
01:06:27nice
01:06:29well you want to know something fun
01:06:32Blair do you
01:06:33I don't even want you dead
01:06:35someone else does
01:06:37you made enemies babe
01:06:39big ones
01:06:40Raven
01:06:44I need you to get me Blair's location
01:06:46use every connection you have
01:06:47no screw ups
01:06:48but
01:06:51if you
01:06:52transfer all of your shares
01:06:54into my account
01:06:55I might just tell you
01:06:57who actually wants you dead
01:06:58in your dreams
01:07:01loser
01:07:02you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:06a jam
01:07:10perfect
01:07:11a jam
01:07:12you got lucky
01:07:14probably not twice in a row
01:07:18hey Blair
01:07:28are you okay
01:07:37you keep saving me
01:07:38if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:39I was scared
01:07:51scared that you'd get hurt
01:07:53because of me
01:07:53but I'm done pushing you away
01:07:55Blair
01:07:56I'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:58how the hell did you find us
01:08:03my turn
01:08:13who sent you
01:08:19you are in way over your head
01:08:23I'll find
01:08:29I'll tell you
01:08:31I'll tell you
01:08:33it was the agency
01:08:35you know
01:08:37the ones that the
01:08:38legendary Nighthawk works for
01:08:40and you guys pissed off
01:08:42the wrong viewers
01:08:43what
01:08:44what
01:08:48stay behind me
01:08:59nice Liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:06just as I trained you
01:09:08couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:20aesthetic
01:09:22huh
01:09:23Gloria
01:09:24long time to see you Blair
01:09:27you're looking more and more
01:09:32like your father all the time
01:09:33trust me
01:09:34that is not a compliment
01:09:36my father
01:09:40didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42I'm Gloria
01:09:43Liam's loving foster mom
01:09:45and your
01:09:47dear sweet aunt
01:09:49hey Gloria
01:09:53what are you talking about
01:09:56of course your grandmother
01:09:59never mentioned me
01:10:00she only ever had eyes
01:10:02for her
01:10:02precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:05I killed your father
01:10:06just like I'm gonna kill you
01:10:09and then that old witch is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's
01:10:14death wasn't an accident
01:10:16no
01:10:17no
01:10:17he got in my way
01:10:21you all did
01:10:22the woods family fortune
01:10:24should have been mine
01:10:26and you Liam
01:10:30time to come home
01:10:33good boy
01:10:34so you're choosing her
01:10:47over me
01:10:48I'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:51not even you
01:10:53fine
01:10:55then you will die
01:10:56with her
01:10:57what's happening
01:11:18poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:22won't you
01:11:23you're breathing the same way
01:11:31that we are
01:11:32and you're still standing
01:11:33that means there must be
01:11:35an antidote
01:11:36clever
01:11:38must be that rotten wood
01:11:40family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43I and
01:11:44I alone
01:11:45have the antidote
01:11:46you really are my finest creation
01:11:54was everything I did
01:11:55never enough for you
01:11:56I don't care
01:11:58I'll never want to do what's mine
01:12:00and it will crush anyone
01:12:02who gets in my way
01:12:03well I'm not your weapon
01:12:05and if you try to hurt her
01:12:06I'm gonna fight you
01:12:07with everything
01:12:08oh god
01:12:08even after everything that you did
01:12:29grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32to you
01:12:33she never stopped loving you
01:12:35you don't deserve any of it
01:12:37you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:39you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:40you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:41after we finish him
01:12:43you're next
01:12:45once I finish him
01:12:48you're next
01:12:49glory woods
01:12:54drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56hands up in the air
01:12:58turn around slowly
01:12:59don't reach for anything
01:13:01drop the weapon now
01:13:02hands on top of your head
01:13:06that movie
01:13:08don't resist lady
01:13:10turn around
01:13:10she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:12step back
01:13:13one more step
01:13:15I swear
01:13:16I will kill them both
01:13:17glory
01:13:18stop
01:13:19your brother
01:13:21he died trying to save you
01:13:23you think he abandoned you
01:13:25Gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars
01:13:32just to keep you safe
01:13:33he pushed you away
01:13:36just to protect you
01:13:38and
01:13:39even when you were gone
01:13:41he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died
01:13:45you're lying
01:13:48you're just saying this to try to save her
01:13:50but I am not
01:13:52falling for him
01:13:53enough
01:13:55this
01:14:00ends here
01:14:01you're under arrest
01:14:05put your hands behind you
01:14:06no
01:14:06no get off of me
01:14:07stop it
01:14:08who are you
01:14:09get the hell out of me
01:14:10dear you
01:14:12get the hell out of me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:14former intelligence operative Gloria Woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:30source confirm
01:14:32she is the second daughter
01:14:33of the prominent Woods family
01:14:35hey
01:14:36how did you find her
01:14:40you're good people
01:14:41don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you
01:14:45now comes to track any stop to you
01:14:48didn't Gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you angry
01:14:54I was
01:14:58but um
01:15:00I don't know
01:15:02now I just
01:15:03I guess I'm done
01:15:05Karen
01:15:06from now on
01:15:11I'll be by your side
01:15:12wow
01:15:19beautiful
01:15:21okay just eat it
01:15:23I made it with love
01:15:24okay so uh
01:15:26forks are actually
01:15:27kind of a challenge
01:15:28for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:31okay
01:15:32so
01:15:32what I'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me
01:15:35to feed you
01:15:35okay
01:15:38you know what I want
01:15:43more than pasta
01:15:43okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:54blair
01:15:59blair wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:03again
01:16:05but for real this time
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