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the spy fiance who stole my soul
the spy fiance who stole my soul
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00:00:00Grandma, is this the 200 million dollar necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:12You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:19No, he's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:24Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless and I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:00:42Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:04Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move if they find us.
00:01:21Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28The Americans in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:32Mission accomplished.
00:02:00To get in the room.
00:02:01She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:24Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:26Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:30Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:33To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:43Oh, careful.
00:02:51What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:57Another runaway bride.
00:03:12Classic.
00:03:13Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:48I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:55You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:57But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:02Oh, honey.
00:04:03Oh, you're awake.
00:04:05Thank God.
00:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:11Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:13She knows about my plan?
00:04:15No.
00:04:16No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:24What happened?
00:04:25Tell me.
00:04:26What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:28Listen, you can screw with me, you can kill me, you can do whatever you want, but you stay away from my grandma.
00:04:31You got it.
00:04:35What the hell?
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:39What the hell?
00:04:41Oh, my God.
00:04:43Am I dead?
00:04:44Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:47Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51This isn't real.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55Oh!
00:04:55What?
00:05:04I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:08Who the hell are you?
00:05:09What are you doing in my body?
00:05:10I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:12What did you do?
00:05:13You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Okay, what did you do?
00:05:22My identity's complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:28I am Blair Woods, heiress to the Woods family.
00:05:30I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:33Stranger.
00:05:34Fine.
00:05:35Let's get married.
00:05:36What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:39You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:41I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:44The wedding is back on.
00:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:46He's trying to kill me.
00:05:47Absolutely not.
00:05:48You cannot do that.
00:05:49Blair!
00:05:51It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:56It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:02Wait, is he going to use his back when he's divorced?
00:06:04Deal.
00:06:05I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:11What the hell?
00:06:13My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumbed.
00:06:19Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:21Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:25Black!
00:06:27What?
00:06:28What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:32Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:34Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man, so.
00:06:38And you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:43So, dream on, loser.
00:06:45What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:47I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:55Well, every chasing man sucks.
00:06:57That guy's a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:01Okay, let's get married.
00:07:03On one condition.
00:07:04We try to switch back first.
00:07:05And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:08I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:12Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:18Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:20Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:22I'm game.
00:07:23Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:25I'll grab my car.
00:07:26You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:31Screw it.
00:07:32Let's get married.
00:07:33Get ready to kneel.
00:07:34Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40Alright, 857.
00:07:45Alright, what's your name?
00:07:46Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:50Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, come here, I'm going to talk to you.
00:07:56Is that your name?
00:07:56The young mole.
00:07:58The young mole.
00:07:59Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you two sure about this?
00:08:03Yep.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and I'm not going to lie, this one might
00:08:08need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:10Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:12We're certain.
00:08:13Please process our application.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:16Please.
00:08:18Alright.
00:08:18Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:30Oh, great.
00:08:38You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:40It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:42Stop whining.
00:08:44Ugh.
00:08:46It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:48Stop whining.
00:08:49Ugh.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, through wealth,
00:09:01hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:02He does.
00:09:03Alright, then.
00:09:04And Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:06Wonderful.
00:09:07Take that as a yes.
00:09:08Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:14No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:20What are you?
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23What?
00:09:23Oh.
00:09:24God.
00:09:24God.
00:09:33Wow.
00:09:34You really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:47Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:52Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire
00:09:56lifetime.
00:09:57Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:09:59Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:08I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:12You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know what passion...
00:10:17I really am a good kisser, aren't I?
00:10:19I could be a good girl this forever.
00:10:25This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:27I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental type.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:32It was my foster mother's.
00:10:34It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:36Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:37This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:39No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:42Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:52Let's go home, husband.
00:10:58Fuck.
00:10:59Fuck.
00:10:59Fuck.
00:10:59Fuck.
00:10:59Fuck.
00:10:59Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:01Fuck.
00:11:01Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:16Oh, my God.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:22I'm posting on my IG.
00:11:23Duh.
00:11:24It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:27Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:46My closet is better than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore for richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:52Or is that all just for show?
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:54Well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:57No.
00:11:57Forever is not that long.
00:11:58You could die any day.
00:11:59Wow.
00:12:00Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay in mind.
00:12:05No.
00:12:06Not an option.
00:12:07Look.
00:12:08If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:12You sheltered little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:25To me.
00:12:26What?
00:12:26What are you...
00:12:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:28What are you planning?
00:12:29Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:43Like what things?
00:12:44Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry.
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:02A what?
00:13:03I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:21My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:24Okay, wait.
00:13:25Just please don't kill me.
00:13:25I'll stay put.
00:13:26I swear.
00:13:26Okay, relax.
00:13:27Look.
00:13:28As long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, you know.
00:13:34Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:42Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:46And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:51I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:56Go wash up.
00:13:57It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:03No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:12This is my bed.
00:14:13Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:14It's ladies first.
00:14:15I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:20I don't care.
00:14:21I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:25Well, didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31You take the bed.
00:14:33No funny business.
00:14:35Close the door.
00:14:47Ever thought I'd actually get married?
00:14:48Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:58Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02What happened?
00:15:14What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:24Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:30I will legit yeep your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:35Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53No.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit.
00:16:00Trust.
00:16:08Trust.
00:16:08Trust.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:12Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay?
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:30Ah, slay.
00:16:41Well, mom, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:47Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:52This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:55Do you want to try?
00:16:56No.
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:05My treat.
00:17:06My treat.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:07So, like, how does this work?
00:17:17All right, put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:25I hate it.
00:17:31I'll show you.
00:17:32I'll show you.
00:17:33I'll show you.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:38Wait.
00:17:40You're going to put that on you?
00:17:42No.
00:17:42What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:44I'm here.
00:17:45Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:57Okay, don't worry.
00:17:58You rinse it off and you shower.
00:18:00Oh, shower?
00:18:15Cut it with the knife, or maybe to sleep.
00:18:20All right, no peeking.
00:18:22Yeah, trust me.
00:18:23Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:26Really much.
00:18:27Okay, watch it.
00:18:28Careful.
00:18:45So many named Raven.
00:18:51Should I pick it up?
00:18:52Um, yeah, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:01Yo, man, you've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:08Let me guess, you dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:28So, your boy's outside, and he said something about omniscience.
00:19:30What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:31Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:41Wait, hold on.
00:19:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:42What is your problem?
00:19:44At least, on some underwear.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58Good night.
00:20:01Am I interrupting something?
00:20:05Hmm.
00:20:18So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:22Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:27Since when?
00:20:30The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked
00:20:39instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:42Is there a problem?
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:43You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:47But here you are, getting married, and not even telling me.
00:20:50Huh.
00:20:50Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:52I am straight.
00:20:53So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:00Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:01I'm straight.
00:21:03So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:07I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:09She's as extra as you are.
00:21:11Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:14This is real talk.
00:21:16Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:17She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:25out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:29Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:40I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:47Problem?
00:21:48Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:53Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:56No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:21:59We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:00Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:05You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death
00:22:10challenges.
00:22:10Your wife or your life.
00:22:16Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:25Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:33Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:37No, relax.
00:22:38I'll handle it.
00:22:39Come on.
00:22:44Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:52Oh, you're so dead.
00:23:03Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:10With some feeling.
00:23:12Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:20I'm all in.
00:23:22Bro, with some feeling.
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:32Bro, not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:38Please, please.
00:23:40We truly, truly love each other.
00:23:47Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:51Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:56Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:23:59What?
00:24:00Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:14If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:30How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it.
00:24:41In passing.
00:24:42They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:46You know, just in case.
00:24:48That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:56All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:58I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:03My bad, grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:08Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:12A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:17So, love who you love.
00:25:20As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:45Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:50Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:10Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:23Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:26What happened?
00:26:27Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:28Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:35We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole.
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:57Liam.
00:26:59What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:04Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:13Sorry, babe.
00:27:21Oh, wait.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:23What's your play here?
00:27:28I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:31By holding my hand?
00:27:34Science.
00:27:35Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:39Even for fake couples?
00:27:44Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:50You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52Oh, and maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:54It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:05I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:14Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:16Finishing that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:19Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:22Why do you do it?
00:28:26Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like dangerous to you.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:37Well, she looks really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:50She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:54So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:59And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:02I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation to get your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:06Absolutely not.
00:29:07End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:13You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Well, besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:21The body's yours.
00:29:22The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:25You can, like, teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:31I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:35Okay.
00:29:36All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:42No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:44I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:56What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:06Get it together, Liam.
00:30:07It was just a kiss.
00:30:12Oh, God.
00:30:20What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:27Do I like him?
00:30:39Wow.
00:30:40You can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:45Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:47It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:49This isn't the whole plan.
00:30:58That's just the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:01So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:03Forty-nine?
00:31:12Forty-nine?
00:31:14Fifty?
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:16Keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:18This plan is inhumane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:22Oh, damn.
00:31:29My body's kind of hot.
00:31:33Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Hands to yourself.
00:31:40That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:04When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:09A memoir.
00:32:10Don't you dare.
00:32:11Oh, God, don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:13But that's even worse.
00:32:16Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Rare jewelry?
00:32:24H&R with an axe.
00:32:25Oh, I know.
00:32:26Limited edition Hermes?
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:38God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face.
00:32:41This is bar soap.
00:32:43Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:00How about this one?
00:33:07Not bad.
00:33:08It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:22This one.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:29Oh!
00:33:42Raise your weapon.
00:33:45Gun up.
00:33:46Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:58Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Of course.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it.
00:34:10Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:21Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24That is wild.
00:34:25What are the odds?
00:34:26Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:30Where are you?
00:34:36Those cheating bastards.
00:34:39No, you're not.
00:34:45Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:53I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:01What?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I work to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:13I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey.
00:35:21Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:26We need her money.
00:35:28I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:43When the mean girls bullied her in school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:57If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:02I should have.
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:05They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:07They used me for my money.
00:36:13And I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:28Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:31You want to play?
00:36:33Let's play.
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:37Wait.
00:36:40I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with trauma.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:48Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:49So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:53Dear husband.
00:36:54Blair?
00:36:55I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:21I messed up.
00:37:22And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:24But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:37:37You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha, her best friend.
00:37:52Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:58Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:01That's new.
00:38:03Don't be like that.
00:38:05You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:09I have some self-respect.
00:38:14And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:16I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:34Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:35This little ambush thing today?
00:38:36Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:42Oh, baby.
00:38:43Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful to kill one girl, Pete.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:53I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56Her guy.
00:38:57Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:38:59You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:07You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:17Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:18You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:22Are you insane?
00:39:27You...
00:39:28You're making things up!
00:39:29Well, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Okay.
00:39:33Everyone, airdrop's on.
00:39:36Just letting me know what to do.
00:39:45You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me!
00:39:49Watch out!
00:39:51Ow.
00:39:51You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:54Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:15Please.
00:40:16Did you see his face?
00:40:27This is so exciting.
00:40:29Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:34I don't think so.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:42I don't think so.
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:40:58Oh, man.
00:41:04Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:18Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:27Jesus, come on.
00:41:35Miss Woods.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:38Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today we're confronting this Woods company face to face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:45What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:48This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives in.
00:41:58We've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:03Don't let them guess like me.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:06If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:26Let me guess.
00:42:27You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:32How the hell does she know?
00:42:35Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No.
00:42:41I would never do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:51Wait.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:59You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:03Nice try.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:08She faked it?
00:43:10Attempted assault.
00:43:11Defamation.
00:43:12Fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Security.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It was a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:22Let go of me.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:29No.
00:43:34I'll admit.
00:43:35You were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know.
00:43:39But something's bugging me.
00:43:40How did she get in here?
00:43:41No clearance.
00:43:42No invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:51You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:54Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiance Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are gonna regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:16Ugh.
00:44:20One day?
00:44:23I'm gonna blow his brains out.
00:44:24All right.
00:44:25We're agents.
00:44:26Not assassins.
00:44:27Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:29We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:39No, you're not here to party.
00:44:41Secret Agent's HQ.
00:44:43You see that bartender over there?
00:44:50He's gonna take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:53Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so...
00:44:58You'll have to go alone.
00:45:01And...
00:45:02Just a heads up.
00:45:03Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:06Of course she is.
00:45:09You really have broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:11Relax.
00:45:12I've never even touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:36Hey, pretty.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:43I'm gonna get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little phone.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, won't you?
00:45:58Seriously, man, fuck off.
00:45:59Come on.
00:46:00Just take a sip.
00:46:01Take a sip.
00:46:03You wanna play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:06Okay, look.
00:46:07You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:08I mean, I...
00:46:09I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:10And I'm giving you one.
00:46:12After we handle more...
00:46:13Pressing...
00:46:14Matters...
00:46:15You've got all...
00:46:17Night, baby.
00:46:18Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:19Men are full of shit.
00:46:20I'm giving you one.
00:46:21After we handle more...
00:46:22Pressing...
00:46:23Matters...
00:46:24You've got all...
00:46:25Night, baby.
00:46:26Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:27Men are full of shit.
00:46:29I'm...
00:46:30You're not.
00:46:31I'm...
00:46:32You're not.
00:46:33You're not.
00:46:34You're not.
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby. Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess. This is about her?
00:46:43What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:55Excuse me, that is not that girl. That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The Elite Agent Ray?
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:03She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm gonna share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:15An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:19You're so childish.
00:47:25Wake up. This mission comes straight from the Chief.
00:47:28There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:31Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief.
00:47:45Are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:51It could compromise everything.
00:47:57Even better.
00:47:59That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see if my little bird stays little.
00:48:06Or breaks.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:12You little bitch.
00:48:13You want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it.
00:48:15Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:18You filthy whore.
00:48:25Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30By God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Mr. Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:51I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood.
00:49:12Just trying to survive.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:21From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like-
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:50Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:54No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:56Oh.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:58I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we, I technically were already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22What?
00:50:23Who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:25No.
00:50:28Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:33Uh, yeah.
00:50:35I mean, not ideal, but, um, I don't know.
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:48Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:51And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six, as a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:47Ethan.
00:51:48Son of a bitch.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:50Okay.
00:51:51Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:51:52It's definitely Ethan.
00:51:53Fine.
00:51:54Hey, wants to play dirty?
00:51:55I'll play dirty.
00:51:56What's your plan?
00:51:57So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:51:59Okay, uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:14If he wants to play dirty, I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:22Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:24Back when I was stupid.
00:52:26And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:29Done.
00:52:30Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in, bastard.
00:52:37Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:43Nice.
00:52:46Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:48Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, Ares.
00:52:51Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:56What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:02Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:07Do the right thing.
00:53:09Ethan, step down now.
00:53:11Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:14Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:17I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:19You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:21Are you sure about that?
00:53:23Blair.
00:53:24You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:31What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:35Are you deaf?
00:53:36Remove them!
00:53:38Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:39We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:44What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:44Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:54Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder, and as such,
00:54:08the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:11Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no, you see, I built this company from nothing!
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me!
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard looking mirror if you even have one.
00:54:27This company, I...
00:54:29My wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taking it back.
00:54:33So, you got a problem?
00:54:34Oh, and one more thing, we know about the little influencer.
00:54:37We've already filed a suit for Predatory Competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:49Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:07Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:09I think you will see me, please.
00:55:12As long as you're safe.
00:55:23Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag your mind in chains.
00:55:28If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:36Ten years retired.
00:55:42I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:54Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's give these two love groups some privacy.
00:55:57Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:17It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:30Wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:32I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:34Say that for me.
00:56:35Let me, as soon as a child...
00:56:38Every day I'm by the middle of the pessoa.
00:56:40I bear the있es.
00:56:41I am there.
00:56:41I am at home.
00:56:44I have sama as young.
00:56:46My child's home.
00:56:48I have to think by this place.
00:56:50We'll be able to be able to get you.
00:56:51But if you're out and out or my house,
00:56:52We'll see you again.
00:56:54If you're into the llaman,
00:56:55I'm your boy.
00:56:56There will be the littleelujah.
00:56:57I can't find you.
00:56:59I think you'll be able to have evil with him.
00:57:00We have your plan.
00:57:01No way
00:57:06We switched back
00:57:08No way
00:57:11We switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:17We switched back
00:57:19Liam
00:57:31I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:32I don't fucking care
00:57:33I waited too long
00:57:36It's gone, everything's gone, you have to help me
00:57:43Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:46Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49This is on you
00:57:50So, if you don't want your little secret going public
00:57:53I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:57I want Blair out of the picture
00:57:59This time, for good
00:58:01How are you feeling?
00:58:10What, do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:18Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well I did some research
00:58:22It turns out
00:58:23It's with somebody you love
00:58:25It actually works
00:58:25Yeah, well I did some research
00:58:29It turns out
00:58:30It's with somebody you love
00:58:32It actually works
00:58:33Um, okay
00:58:38Well, since you're so into me
00:58:41Um
00:58:43I guess you can stay my husband
00:58:46For a little longer
00:58:48You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:58And then this whole
00:59:00Body switch nonsense happened
00:59:03Somehow we switched back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:10Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:17Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:31It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:33Almost
00:59:35Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:42You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:47He's right
00:59:48As long as she's with me
00:59:49She'll always be in danger
00:59:51God, what the hell do I do?
00:59:53You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna just let you guys talk
01:00:10What?
01:00:19Spit it out
01:00:20Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew off the mission
01:00:23You pissed off the client
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:27I'm just saying
01:00:29Watch your back
01:00:32Understood
01:00:34But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:48All this fuss
01:00:49For a girl
01:00:50You know what's funny
01:00:54You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:56They start to think that they can fly
01:00:58All on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, ma'am
01:01:02Save it
01:01:02Go take your punishment
01:01:05This Blair Woods
01:01:12Has to die
01:01:14Hey, queen
01:01:22What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Want to have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool
01:01:27Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:31We can finally relax a bit
01:01:33I'm not going
01:01:34Figures
01:01:37Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap
01:01:40Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:46What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:55Once we switch back
01:01:56We call it
01:01:57Fine
01:02:00It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:07Cheers
01:02:19You've been married for how long now?
01:02:23And we've never even seen your husband
01:02:25Come on
01:02:27Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're going to get divorced soon
01:02:32Yeah, but you still like him, though
01:02:34I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:40Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:42Wait, no, girl
01:02:46You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:49No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:53Please
01:02:54You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's going to stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:00Oh, my God
01:03:04Who is this hottie?
01:03:21Oh, my God
01:03:22Who is that hottie?
01:03:24How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Claire?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:29Nice to meet you
01:03:32Damn, Blair
01:03:34Where did you find him?
01:03:35He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:41Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl
01:03:43You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:47Um
01:03:48He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:50Yeah
01:03:51He's a model
01:03:53I knew it
01:03:54Come on
01:03:55Show us some photos
01:03:56No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:58I promise
01:03:58But tonight
01:03:59I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she's a little drunk
01:04:01What?
01:04:02No
01:04:03Bye, Blair
01:04:05I'm back soon
01:04:07Jeez, okay
01:04:12Slow down
01:04:13No, you're going too fast
01:04:15You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:17Yeah, ma
01:04:18Thanks, though
01:04:21Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:30Okay
01:04:35Okay
01:04:36Just breathe
01:04:37Here
01:04:38And I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42You okay?
01:04:46Thanks
01:04:47I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:49Wait here
01:04:51Ew
01:04:51Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52Ew
01:04:53Ew
01:04:54Ew
01:04:55Ew
01:04:56Ew
01:04:57Ew
01:04:58Ew
01:04:59Ew
01:05:00Ew
01:05:01Ew
01:05:02Ew
01:05:03Ew
01:05:04Ew
01:05:05Ew
01:05:06Ew
01:05:07Ew
01:05:08What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream
01:05:11I'll kill you
01:05:12You don't have to bring you
01:05:13Toes
01:05:20But
01:05:21Claire
01:05:23Claire
01:05:24Claire
01:05:25?
01:05:28quer
01:05:29people
01:05:30C'mon
01:05:31C'mon
01:05:37shared
01:05:39in
01:05:39in
01:05:40the
01:05:40in
01:05:41闪
01:05:42In
01:05:42Well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look, I hate that look.
01:06:03It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:05Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:08Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so...
01:06:12Why would I respect you?
01:06:14Cute. Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:33I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:37You made enemies, babe.
01:06:39Big ones.
01:06:43Raven.
01:06:44I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:46Use every connection you have.
01:06:47No screw-ups.
01:06:51But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually
01:06:57wants you dead.
01:06:59In your dreams, loser.
01:07:02You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:11A jam!
01:07:13You got lucky.
01:07:16Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:17A jam.
01:07:21Hey, Blair.
01:07:25You okay?
01:07:28You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:39you okay
01:07:46you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:49i was scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:53but i'm done pushing you away blair i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:58how the hell did you find us
01:08:09my turn
01:08:13who sent you
01:08:19you are in way over your head
01:08:23fine
01:08:29i'll tell you
01:08:31i'll tell you
01:08:33it was the agency
01:08:35you know
01:08:37the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:40and you guys pissed off
01:08:42the wrong viewers
01:08:43what
01:08:44what
01:08:48stay behind me
01:08:53nice liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:06just as i trained you
01:09:09couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still the nerd to run his mouth
01:09:20aesthetic
01:09:22you're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:33trust me
01:09:34that is not a compliment
01:09:36my father
01:09:40didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42i'm gloria
01:09:43liam's loving foster mom
01:09:45and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:49hey gloria
01:09:53what are you talking about
01:09:56of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:00she only ever had eyes for her precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:05i killed your father
01:10:06just like i'm gonna kill you
01:10:09and then that old wedge is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death wasn't an accident
01:10:15no no
01:10:17he got in my way
01:10:21you all did
01:10:22the woods family fortune
01:10:24should have been mine
01:10:26and you liam
01:10:30time to come home
01:10:33good boy
01:10:34so you're choosing her over me
01:10:48i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:51not even you
01:10:53fine
01:10:55then you will die with her
01:10:57what's happening
01:11:18poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:22won't you
01:11:23what's happening
01:11:26poison gas
01:11:27now lay down and die quietly
01:11:29won't you
01:11:30you're breathing the same way that we are
01:11:32and you're still standing
01:11:33that means there must be an antidote
01:11:36clever
01:11:38must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:46you really are my finest creation
01:11:54was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:56i don't care
01:11:58i'll never want to do what's mine
01:12:00and it will crush anyone who gets in my way
01:12:03well i'm not your weapon anymore
01:12:05and if you try to hurt her
01:12:06i'm gonna fight you with everything
01:12:08oh god
01:12:08even after everything that you did
01:12:29grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32to you
01:12:33she never stopped loving you
01:12:35you don't deserve any of it
01:12:37you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:39lies
01:12:41after we finish him
01:12:43you're next
01:12:45once i finish him
01:12:48you're next
01:12:49glory woods
01:12:54drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56hands up in the air
01:12:58turn around slowly
01:12:59don't reach for anything
01:13:01drop the weapon now
01:13:02hands on top of your head
01:13:06stop moving
01:13:08don't resist lady
01:13:10turn around
01:13:10she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:12step back
01:13:14one more step
01:13:15i swear
01:13:16i will kill them both
01:13:17lord
01:13:18stop
01:13:19your brother
01:13:21he died trying to save you
01:13:23you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars
01:13:32just to keep you safe
01:13:33he pushed you away
01:13:36just to protect you
01:13:38and even when you were gone
01:13:41he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died
01:13:45you're lying
01:13:48you're just saying this to try to save her
01:13:50but i am not falling for him
01:13:53enough
01:13:55this ends here
01:14:01you're under arrest
01:14:05put your hands behind you
01:14:06no
01:14:06no get off of me
01:14:07stop it
01:14:08who are you
01:14:09get the hell out of me
01:14:10dear you
01:14:12get the hell out of me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:15you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:30source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:35hey
01:14:36how did you find her
01:14:40you're good people
01:14:41don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:45now comes to track any stop to you
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:52aren't you angry
01:14:54i was
01:14:58but um
01:15:00i don't know
01:15:02now i just
01:15:03i guess i'm done
01:15:05carry
01:15:06from now on
01:15:11i'll be by your side
01:15:12wow
01:15:19beautiful
01:15:21okay just eat it
01:15:23i made it with love
01:15:24okay so uh
01:15:26forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:29oh
01:15:31okay so
01:15:32what i'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me to feed you
01:15:35okay
01:15:38you know what i want more than pasta
01:15:43okay what
01:15:45you
01:15:51blair wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:03again
01:16:05but for real this time
01:16:08yeah
01:16:10you
01:16:23you
01:16:26you
01:16:31you
01:16:34you
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