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Eastenders 24th November 2025
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00:00Yes! I came out of nowhere, I need a shot.
00:06Kid, I'm not having that. You weren't too far.
00:09Just admit, you're a total loser.
00:11What's your day about?
00:13It's my day off.
00:14Fire me if you're not working today. You can clean the house.
00:17It's like a pigsty.
00:18And Lauren and Peter are due back from their honeymoon any minute.
00:20Don't be too tired to care.
00:30Letter from HMRC.
00:32Oh, tax man caught up with you, has he?
00:34Jasmine's national insurance number's not legit.
00:38Well, I'm not at all surprised.
00:40From the second I saw her, I knew there was something going on.
00:42Yeah, that's because you were Team Freddy and she helped get in sight, didn't she?
00:45Listen, she is the iceberg waiting for our Titanic to come floating by.
00:50I mean, don't forget how dodgy she was when we wanted her contact details.
00:54I mean, is she the person she says she is?
00:56Well, no, obviously not, according to that letter.
00:58And you do know that Oscar and I tried to find her online.
01:01Absolutely nothing.
01:02Well, there's loads of reasons people go off grid.
01:04You know, change their names.
01:06I should know all about that.
01:07Yeah, well, I think that's weird.
01:09I mean, have you not noticed that she never takes any interest in my life?
01:15And she's forever asking what you're writing.
01:18Well, Elaine, that's because I'm a very complex and interesting person.
01:21I mean, you know, you've just got to face facts.
01:23You're just not as fascinating as you think you are.
01:25Yeah, well, you mark my words, darling.
01:28She has an abnormal interest in you.
01:31And that, as we know, is never a good thing.
01:34Alfie, have you seen the earring?
01:44No.
01:47No, I haven't.
01:48It is.
01:49Who knows?
01:50Zoe, maybe the cat's eating it.
01:51Oh, yeah.
01:52That's right, isn't it?
01:53Because cats go around looking for jewellery to eat.
01:54Yeah.
01:55You know, listen, I just want to say, I'm sorry I didn't believe you before, you know,
02:00about your tormentor and all that.
02:02But, um, you must admit it was a bit far-fetched, wasn't it?
02:05As long as you believe me now.
02:07Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
02:09I'll tell you what, I'll have a look in the kitchen, see if I can find her, yeah?
02:12Thanks, Alfie.
02:13Yeah, you're welcome.
02:14So, Zoe, she's looking for her earring.
02:18Please tell me you never told her it was Jean's.
02:19What, you think I'm stupid?
02:20Well, steady, don't answer that, okay?
02:21Okay, listen, I don't know what we're going to do.
02:22She's already got Jean in her crosshairs.
02:23Normally, I'd say no.
02:24Of course it's not Jean terrorising Zoe.
02:25But, you know, since Stacey's been gone, she's, you know, might be having a bit of a meltdown.
02:28Okay, okay, now, I'll pull up.
02:29Listen, I'll talk to Zoe, because she has to know one way or another.
02:31Okay, now, I'll pull up.
02:32Listen, I'll talk to Zoe, because she has to know one way or another.
02:34I'll talk to Zoe, because she has to know one way or another.
02:47No, I'll do it, all right?
02:49Hopefully, she'll admit to having a vendetta against Zoe, and she'll get a bit weepy, and that'll be the end of it, yeah?
02:57Yeah?
02:58Yeah.
02:59Come on, Ian, what was the weather like?
03:04Probably the same as here.
03:06Honeymoonists don't worry about the weather, Ian.
03:08You should know that, the amount of times you'd been married.
03:11It was just nice for us to spend a bit of time together just us, weren't it?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16I've got you.
03:17Is that you, Mum?
03:18Oh!
03:19You're home!
03:20It is!
03:21Oh!
03:22Isn't it home?
03:23It'd be nice if you run a hoover around the place.
03:25Oh, yeah, well, you should be telling Oscar and Jasmine about that.
03:28I mean, they never pick anything up or put any of their stuff away.
03:31Keep telling them, I'm not their skivvy.
03:34Another one of those messages.
03:36What's this, then?
03:37The whole honeymoon, we were getting bombarded with these messages and emails about miracle
03:41cures for blindness.
03:42Yeah, that'll be your algorithms.
03:43Might get a load about eels.
03:46Just delete it, please.
03:47Yeah, yeah, I will.
03:49It's a medical group just offering some kind of alternative treatment, and it's actually
03:53had some success with kids like Jimmy, so...
03:55Have they asked you for money?
03:57No.
03:58They will, because it's obviously a scam.
04:00Look, there's a lot of scammers out there, Lauren.
04:02I mean, look how Jane lost her pension.
04:04The only person I've ever heard curing the blind is just...
04:06Still call it home.
04:07Romeo and Juliet take up a lot of space.
04:10I mean, what do we actually know about her?
04:12She could be anybody.
04:13Oh, said the woman who's employed her for months.
04:15She's just a girl that's down on her luck.
04:17I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?
04:19If she keeps my brother out of trouble, then I do not mind her at all.
04:28Just need to go.
04:34We need to stop cars.
04:44We've got some fun.
04:45No, we're not.
04:46We're not.
04:47We're here to a lot, Charlie.
04:48We need to stop cars.
04:49We've got some fun.
04:51Oh, get it, get it.
04:52You got it.
04:54No.
04:55You need to stop cars.
04:56so frank don't punch that's my bag oh sorry i sorry you what
05:06hmrc said your nash insurance number doesn't match your name and i just wondered whether
05:13you'd changed it or something so instead of asking her you thought you'd go for her stuff
05:18what's your problem i was curious okay i just saw your bag and i just thought it wouldn't hurt
05:25going through it invasion of privacy no uh that is rich coming from the girl i found in my bed
05:31are you right in the head cindy because i had to see some analyst woman at young offenders and i
05:35reckon she could do a phd on you there is nothing wrong with me i mean it's not like i'm stealing
05:41anything is it i'm a boss and when i get an official letter i have to deal with it it's a mistake on
05:45their end i'll just call them you guys please keep it down i've just got jimmy to sleep she was having
05:50a proper route through her stuff uh i had my reasons okay no not okay she didn't leave her
05:56stuff hanging around everywhere maybe these things wouldn't happen has she been like this the whole
06:03time we've been away like corella's evolved into wanting to skin people lauren you know how you're
06:09best sister in the world no jasmine can stay on can't she has there been any police at the door
06:18apart from uncle jack cross my heart i've been keeping them on the straight and narrow
06:23okay well i mean you do seem like a good influence on him so yeah go on then you can say
06:28oh you're the best all right now listen if cindy gives you any grief just let me know
06:35you know if you ever snap and kill your mother-in-law i'll help you bear the body
06:43shows you me now
06:46i didn't know who else to call no yeah no i'm glad you did call me where is it
06:53what do you want to take it back to mine chuck it it was my favorite dress
07:06you know when wilmot brown did what he did to me i i burnt everything i was wearing so
07:14i do get it mine and moss's anniversary today you probably don't remember
07:19i'd had a massive row with spencer and my mate rosetta had taken me to a line dancing bar
07:25jeered me up i'd done one hip bump with ross here we are i thought you met him through spencer though
07:35yeah we did they were mates but well i'd never seen him dance before he's got moves
07:41you meet a guy you fall in love you go out of your way to include his kid
07:51and there's plenty more out there who've got twisted thoughts about what it means to be a man
07:56how to treat women oh you go looking for creepy crawlies under rocks you're gonna find them
08:01they've always been there blokes are blokes but they're not all cut from the same cloth of course i know
08:08i know i know it's just getting harder and harder to suss out which are the good guys and which aren't
08:14that shouldn't be something we even have to think about oh right yeah yeah i definitely want to know
08:21more
08:25wow that sounds great yeah nice try mate there's no chance my grand let you watch an 18. i've got to go
08:32he's already moaning complaining that he prefers living at dad's nice all right before i forget what was
08:37it it was milk and bread that's it yes peter um let's just say that that this i especially see it
08:51is legit i don't know it do you know it's it's just like we're saying that there's something wrong with
08:56jimmy and i don't think there's anything wrong with jimmy he's happy he doesn't realize he's missing out
09:01on anything in life does he no i know he's perfect yeah i guess it's just the curse of being a mama i
09:11just i'm always thinking of what if i just want to do what's best for our kids you know i don't know
09:19but we're doing what's best for our kids don't we he's got me he's got you he's got louie a roof over
09:26his head he's got food on his plate clothing and love okay i'm gonna go i've forgotten it again milk
09:35bread that's it yes because we're going over your dad's for dinner later aren't we yeah okay right
09:40i'll be back in a bit hi um oscar said you were all right with black coffee oh yeah thank you
09:57sorry just thanks you know for sticking up for me earlier cindy can be really intimidating both in and
10:05out of work yeah well like i said if she gives you any trouble just let me know because i would
10:10happily help pack her bags oscar said that you and peter you started dating when you were our age
10:20yeah it was about that and did you always know that he was the one oh no no not at all we've
10:31we've been actually more off than on over the years and actually i was i was with his brother
10:37for a bit we did just sort of find our way back to each other are you sort of wondering whether oscar's
10:45the one oh no he's he's all right for now yeah well he's mad about you he's just mad that's true same
10:53as me hey i'm gonna do better at you know cleaning up i'm off to myself and stuff
11:07oh cheers hey ross you seem a bit flat mate you all right what you thinking of the boy well yeah
11:24nah sort of it's mine and vicky's third anniversary we'll get together oh that's nice yeah well it's
11:32been three years since she cheated my brother with you well that's something to celebrate i suppose
11:38sorry yeah i'm just i'm just joking so what you're going to plaster some more pictures around
11:44square and all that and hey how about this how about we get your ugly mug on some beer mats and place
11:49them all over the pub yeah helpful very helpful
11:56i mean i had the perfect right to ask if she is who she says she is of course you did
11:59have you seen how much they're charging for a double vodka we should undercut them oh never mind about
12:06the vodka i'm talking about jasmine you know and i've been thinking about what you said
12:14you're right she does ask me a lot of questions you know quizzing me about my family my past told you
12:20she wants revenge she wants revenge jasmine she's the um the the girl i ran over and she said something
12:31i wrote it down it's a line in my film um she needs to pay for what she did
12:39she needs to pay for what she did who who does jasmine think needs to pay
12:54jasmine why do you have dr treman's case oh um i i found them on the street and i was going to
13:04return to return to the surgery oscar i don't know anything about look me in the eyes
13:21we kind of broke into the surgery as a kind of a dare we didn't do any harm breaking and entering well
13:29we had the keys on breaking it was just a laugh it's just a laugh is that what you're going to
13:34tell the judge it was literally just a bit of fun like lighten up i mean sorry are you going to
13:38lighten up when he gets sent back to young offenders i thought you were good for him she is well clearly
13:44she's not i'm sorry but you're gonna have to find somewhere else to live i'm a recovering drug addict
13:52do you not know how bad it's going to look say a social worker comes to check on jimmy and and
13:55there's surgery keys here no you're right i'm sorry i'm sorry i should have thought it through
13:59yeah you should have look i'll give you to the end of the week to find somewhere and where's she
14:03gonna go huh her mum kicked her out she's got no one but me well you should have thought about that
14:07shouldn't you all right careful you two those two just nearly mowed me down all right shut up and look
14:20shut up you are not gonna believe what i've just heard in the vic this is jasmine's phone
14:27what do you reckon you're suggesting we call her mum beyond her back
14:32i thought you were our biggest fan yeah but turns out i'm not
14:35and one for myself you are a proper gen thank you
14:57i don't know how you cope with these cribs the more i flirt with the men the less likely they
15:02are to target my female customers oh i see you're doing a bit for feminism are you you're lucky you
15:07ain't barred after last week seeing damon off yeah well that's why i'm here say sorry look i'm trying
15:16to work stuff out in my head i went too far yeah you did all right well i am apologizing
15:23even though he was a creep i can make my own mind up about men thanks
15:31drink might as well i'll have a gin and tonic please double i don't do anything by halves
15:40i married a man who beat up his first wife he killed her well might as well have then he killed two
15:54more people are you serious yeah i refuse to be a victim vicky not that anyone ever chooses to be but
16:04from what little i know you really helped joe didn't you even after he threatened joe
16:13i loved his dad and and i wanted to see the good in him he's a kid i i didn't want to give up on him
16:23if you look at every man and see evil and danger then what's inside joe has won
16:39it's like me and gray my ex after i found out everything he'd done i could never have gone near
16:44another man again men you can't live with him and you can't live without
16:54and that's not me being flippant that's me
16:59not cowering in corners
17:00she's here where zoe okay she's upstairs i'll make sure she stays yeah yeah just go easy
17:16yeah okay all right so what's so important you couldn't tell me on the phone i'll have a bit of
17:20lemon while i'm here thanks for coming gene oh well i nearly couldn't come lily's been well lily
17:27one minute she wants my help then she doesn't want my help she misses stacy but then we all miss
17:31stacy and then she's having to go at me for not being stacy and that i should keep my opinions to
17:35myself you know you're always welcome here don't you well why wouldn't i be welcome here just saying
17:41you are welcome here i know but why say it i mean you come over to us for a cup of tea and i never say
17:47you know you're welcome do i the family family should know they're welcome it's just saying unless i'm not
17:54welcome oh zoe's been making comments about me hasn't she i never mentioned zoe no you didn't
18:01need to i'm sorry cat but i don't have a nice thing to say about the woman she is a nasty piece
18:08of work there i've said it and i don't care who hears me she's nasty spiteful and someone needs to
18:14put her in her place you don't like her i get it don't keep going on about it i want to talk about
18:19the earring what earring the earring we found in the pub that you said was yours technically stacy's a
18:25bit too flashy for me normally but um wearing them makes me feel a little bit closer to my daughter
18:32is that a crime no but we found it in the barrel store after it was vandalized
18:38and zoe thinks whoever's hearing it is is the one that's been oh well if zoe thinks it it must be true
18:44hey zoe zoe zoe because she's always right isn't she she's never put a foot wrong you're gonna stop you a
18:52bitter lemon well that's that then who tells zoe did jasmine ask you to meet me so jasmine's her
19:05real name then of course no she doesn't know that we've called jan she's been telling us that you
19:13threw her out and you want nothing to do with her but when we called you you seemed relieved i didn't
19:18throw her out jasmine always puts her own spin on situations i should have flown back from holiday
19:26when she was in hospital but what can i say i'm as stubborn as she is and she she told me to stay away
19:38why'd she tell you to stay away
19:40i don't want to go into that but is she in trouble is that why you called i'm not in trouble
19:51i just i can't have any living with me anymore my brother is easily led i don't think she's a very
19:58good influence on him she probably isn't can she come home then live with you
20:04i wish that things were different but no i can't cope with her lies anymore what sort of lies i told
20:13her to stay away you told her to stay away from walford why none of this is good for my anxiety
20:19who would she want revenge on she said someone had to pay a woman you know don't you
20:25jasmine is my daughter i love her very much but she has a side to her a dangerous side
20:36and when she has a plan in her head she'll stop at nothing before it's done
20:43my ex-husband he his family were
20:47oh no no i've said enough what about his family are they wrong is too is that is that why he's your
20:55ex thanks for the drink
20:59did you hear what she said about his family about her ex yeah i don't know they they just sound like
21:05trouble didn't they but i need to go home and tell oscar this like right now are you coming or what
21:10okay all right right suit yourself
21:21mary it's cindy beale rose knight i think the fords have found me
21:30we'll find a place to live together with no money we'll sort something out i know he will
21:36beale shame they don't do different sex prisons surprisingly easy to get arrested and sent down
21:43you're the expert hmm me and you doing a 10-year stretch on the taxpayers cash in a cell together
21:54didn't make a movie about it then they would play me and then tom holland could play you he'd just
21:59have to dye his hair that umbrella routine he did in the corset
22:06oscar in it
22:13i want to talk to my brother yeah uh whatever i actually have to pick something up from the other
22:18anyway um catch you later here if you're lucky
22:22so you've changed your mind so you can stay of course you have
22:30actually no i i met her mum without telling her are you that's so what mum would do
22:38i can't believe you break jasmine's trust like that oh what is she like is she a looker because
22:43women grow to like their mums don't they so she's still a looker
22:49listen look she didn't grow up poor and her mum did not kick her out when she was 18 either
22:56her mum said that she was a liar and that she's got this dark and dangerous side to her
23:01so mum said what's about me she's bad news see we're perfect together i'm not you lauren i've not
23:12had a p i can be on and off again for years all i've had is blokes using me and girls thinking i'm
23:16a joke i'm not a joke lauren i know jasmine gets me like she really gets me i can't explain it we just
23:27we finish each other's sandcastles and stomp all over them you think it's a good thing don't turn
23:35her away please
23:44you've got no proof the only proof i'll get is when i'm in a coffin i can't risk losing my family again
23:50we all need to disappear go on the run peter gina anna
23:54have you spoken to your witness protection handler mary yeah of course i have she's on it all right
24:01it's um it's jasmine maybe she's just an employee who's nosy about her new boss i mean look she's a
24:07teenage girl okay what teenage girl hasn't fallen out with her mum always a support aren't you ian
24:13and look where that support's got me
24:16look she is not a ford okay you jump into the wrong conclusion yeah but let's just see shall we
24:23where are you going to see elaine ironically the only person who seems to be on my side and before
24:30you say anything it is jasmine's night off and by jasmine i mean jasmine ford
24:41no no that is where you're wrong because it isn't just for america line dancing is massive in australia
24:47as well okay so you're near for ages you saw him dance and then you fell in love
24:53i was more lust to start with you know what if i ever say i want to go line dancing just just shoot me
24:58oh sorry chelsea have you not seen coyote ugly hypocrite hypocrite that is women in front tight
25:05pop tops dance on the bar for loads of men yes okay but they're not dancing for the men they're dancing for
25:10themselves oh it's nice to see you smiling yeah i think sometimes you forget you can
25:18you can line dance to any music watch this oh okay all right there she goes go on then
25:24oh yeah
25:30anyone join in why do you have to ruin everything
25:38all right how you doing you all right yeah
26:02before you start just having a drink on my night off
26:05lauren's throwing me out i'm just trying my stories okay
26:19i know who you are and you don't scare me i don't know what you're talking about your mom told me
26:26everything yeah me and lauren we saw her and now it all makes sense you spoke to me
26:35my mom are you mad who do you think you are oh i know who i am and now i know exactly who you are
26:41and you are over jasmine do you hear me you are over
26:57and you are over jasmine do you think you are over jasmine do you eat vivo
27:05so
27:11the
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