Kevin Hart: Acting My Age Bande-annonce (EN)

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00:30These younger kids get hurt, they bounce right back

00:32I was playing basketball, one of the kids twisted his ankle

00:34I said, oh shit

00:35You know how you fix it in real time?

00:37He bent down, tied his shoe up tight

00:39Jumped up

00:40You can't do no shit like that after 40

00:45Your ankle hit that court, the next day

00:47You in that boot

00:48I thought you twisted your ankle

00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles

00:53They say I'm out for eight months

00:54Eight months?

00:56You didn't even play

00:58Older you get the less you can have

01:01Old people don't give a fuck

01:02Come on, grandpa, you know you can't eat that salt

01:04Motherfucker, I know

01:05I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick's Filet

01:08Every time I eat that sandwich

01:09It comes out my ass like a buckshot

01:11One shot

01:12I don't even look back

01:13I know it's a mess

01:14I know

01:15I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move

01:19But I fall underneath the shower head

01:22And the water keep coming down

01:23And I gotta sit there and fight for my life

01:26For six hours

01:27And I'm like

01:27That's how they find me

01:37With a little dick

01:38Cause I've been in the fucking water for six hours

01:40Shoot me, man

01:41All right

01:42Sorry

01:44I'm like

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