Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Matthew McConaughey credits a wet dream with leading him to his wife. Then, after Dave asks a question, Cort shares details of his wet dreams.
00:00All right, on to Celebrity Dirt now, and Matthew McConaughey has revealed that a wet dream
00:15led him to the love of his life.
00:19Did he dream, like, of someone who looked just like her or something?
00:23This is what he said.
00:24He's such a weird dude.
00:26Anyway, he said, I was in my mid-30s.
00:27I was looking for a lifetime lover.
00:30I was looking for more, more than just one night, that I had a big wet dream.
00:38Jesus Christ.
00:39Yeah, I don't like him.
00:41I don't like hearing about a guy's wet dream.
00:43I don't either.
00:44This is so strange, that guy.
00:46I also don't buy it.
00:47I don't either.
00:49You generally have to be pretty pent up to release in your sleep.
00:53I'm just thinking that Matthew McConaughey was having a ton of sex whenever he wanted.
00:58The 56-year-old actor divulged that in that dream, he saw an older version of himself in a rocking chair on his porch.
01:07That's not a wet dream.
01:09And there were 22 women, 22 cars, and 88 kids.
01:12Now it is.
01:13Yeah, now it is.
01:14He knew the exact number.
01:15He recalled that he was a dad to 88 kids, each representing a year in his life, as they gathered to celebrate his 88th birthday.
01:26Though with all the 22 women who were his baby mamas, he hadn't married any of them.
01:33He said, every mother and I shared good memories.
01:35We hugged, we kissed, we laughed, we joked, we cried tears of happiness.
01:40They all gathered around me on the porch for a family photo.
01:43His idea of a wet dream is way different.
01:46I know, I'm waiting for the climax.
01:47If he finished to this, then he is a nutcase.
01:52What drug was he on at the time?
01:54Oh, my gosh.
01:55I can't even imagine.
01:56Pure DMT.
01:57The Oscar winner said that dream reminded him that his goal in life was to become a father, but it also helped him see he'd be fine without taking the plunge, without getting married.
02:07He said the red light vision of being a lifelong bachelor came to him in that wet dream.
02:11It was a spiritual sign, he believes, a message to surrender, to quit trying to find the perfect woman, and rather concede to the natural selection process of finding her, her finding me, or not.
02:23Does he think a dream with a woman in it is a wet dream?
02:27Right, did he have a nocturnal emission?
02:29He did not.
02:29Yes, he had a nocturnal emission.
02:31There's no way.
02:32From that?
02:33I don't know, man.
02:33If I'm a grandpa in a dream and I spla-douche all over, what is wrong?
02:40So he said, I quit looking for her.
02:43It was after he gave up the search that his wife, Camilla, came into his life.
02:48He said, three months after that wet dream, I met Camilla.
02:5120 years later, she's still the only woman I've ever wanted to take on a date, sleep with, or wake up next to.
02:57I'm confused.
02:58It's really grossed me out.
03:00It's really changed my whole viewpoint on him.
03:03I don't want to think about Matthew McConaughey's semen.
03:06I don't believe he had any.
03:07I don't think you had to worry about it.
03:08I think if you were like, so did you finish?
03:11This idea is different.
03:11Did you finish?
03:12He'd be like, what are you talking about?
03:14That's a wet dream.
03:15I know.
03:15That's not what that was, though.
03:17I know.
03:17That's not it.
03:18That's just a dream.
03:19When you have one of those, you are doing it.
03:23You're doing it.
03:24But it makes you finish.
03:26Maybe you're not.
03:28How many guys on the show have had a wet dream?
03:32I've said it before.
03:33Right.
03:33But it creeps you out.
03:35I'm not going to tell you about it.
03:36No, we don't want to know the outcome.
03:38But would you recall the dream about being a grandfather?
03:41I was like, it was a long time ago.
03:44Right.
03:46Yes.
03:47I remember vividly.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49There you go.
03:49There you go, Dave.
03:52Ask the questions, you get the answers.
03:53Yes.
03:54Yes.
03:55The sheets were silk.
03:56Okay.
03:58Well, you can't be insane.
03:59I unrobed.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01Allowing it to fall around me ankles.
04:05Someone stop it.
04:07He disrobed.
04:08Oh, okay.
04:08Yeah, it was a wet dream.
04:11A wet dream.
04:12It was him and Matthew McConaughey.
04:14He put away the bongos.
04:15All right, all right, all right.
04:17His 22 wives.
04:19Oh, okay.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:21Left the room.
04:21We'll stop it there.
04:24Anyways.
04:25I came.
04:25Oh, my God almighty.
04:28Jesus God on earth.
04:33I grabbed my specialized band.
04:36Okay, that's enough.
04:37Turn them off.
04:39I have no control over him.
04:41A jack button.
04:42Don't we have that?
04:43Why don't we do that?
04:46No, that is that noise.
04:48Oh.
04:49Yeah, it didn't fit too well.
04:51Nope.
04:52Oh, well.
04:53What can you do?
04:54I recharged.
04:55Okay.
04:56Chuck Quinn and beat him or something.
04:58Make him stop.
05:00You asked the question.
05:01But not.
05:02I didn't mean for him.
05:03What did you mean then?
05:04Well, everyone except Court, I guess.
05:08What do you want to hear about Court's Web 3?
05:10Well, if you asked, though.
05:12You asked a bunch of guys.
05:14I know.
05:14I know.
05:15Well, if we had them.
05:16Right?
05:17Yeah, I didn't want to know the silky details.
05:19I mean, you're going to get the details.
05:20You have Court on the show now.
05:21You did ask Jason for details.
05:23You did.
05:24You were like, well, do you remember every...
05:25I didn't want to know about him finishing in his pants.
05:28I wanted to know, like, did he remember having a dream?
05:32You were like, Jason, can you give me the fine details of your wet dream?
05:35And Jason was like, I know it creeps you guys out.
05:37I'm not going to tell you.
05:39Right.
05:40I know it creeps you guys out.
05:42And Court is just the kind of guy who doesn't mind creeping you out.
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