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00:00Let's go!

00:07I'm not the same man that I used to be.

00:1045 is different.

00:11All we talk about now is injuries and medicine.

00:13This is real shit.

00:14Getting injured after 40, you do not make it back to 100%.

00:18Look at this arm.

00:19All the way up.

00:20See that?

00:21Not this side.

00:22There it is.

00:23Right there.

00:24Show the doctor.

00:25You know what the doctor said?

00:26Just use the other side.

00:27I said, bitch, fix it!

00:30These younger kids get hurt.

00:31They bounce right back.

00:32I was playing basketball.

00:33One of the kids twisted his ankle.

00:34Bow!

00:35I said, oh, shit!

00:36You know how you fix it in real time?

00:37You bent down, tied your shoe up tight.

00:39Jumped up.

00:43You can't do no shit like that after 40.

00:45Your ankle hit that court.

00:46The next day, you in that boot.

00:48I thought you twisted your ankle.

00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles.

00:53They say I'm out for eight months.

00:54Eight months?

00:57You didn't even play!

01:00Older you get, the less you can have.

01:01Old people don't give a fuck.

01:02Come on, grandpop.

01:03You know you can't eat that salt.

01:04Motherfucker, I know!

01:05I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A.

01:08Every time I eat that sandwich, it comes out my ass like a buckshot.

01:11One shot.

01:12Fah!

01:13I don't even look back.

01:14I know it's a mess.

01:15I know!

01:16I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move,

01:19but I fall underneath the shower head, and the water keep coming down,

01:23and I got to sit there and fight for my life.

01:26It's six hours, and I'm like...

01:28That's how they find me, with a little dick,

01:38because I've been in the fucking water for six hours.

01:40Shoot me, man!

01:53You're right!

01:54I'm good!

01:55I'm sorry!

01:56You've really enjoyed it.

01:57You're right!

01:58This is my pillow.

01:59I'm pissed at you, and I'm tired.

02:00It's my pillow.

02:01I'm not feeling like my dad, okay?

02:02I'm going to waste it.

02:03I'm so tired.

02:04I'm going to get off the kind of coffee.

02:05I'm still tired.

02:06I'm so tired.

02:07I'm tired.

02:08I'm tired.

02:09I'm tired.

02:10I'm tired.

02:11I'm tired.

02:12I didn't even cry.

02:13I'm tired.

02:14I'm tired.

02:15I'm tired.

02:16I'm tired.

02:17I'm tired.

02:19I'm tired.

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