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00:00:00御订单快到了时间了
00:00:06等一下 等一下 等一下 等一下 打入您一分钟的时间
00:00:19不是你干什么 我这订单马上超时了 你有话快说 有屁块放了你
00:00:23我呢 是全职达人的工作人员 我看你气质不凡 是天选的打工人
00:00:30现在想正式邀请你参加我们的节目
00:00:34哎呀 我管你什么全职达人 我看你是全职闲人
00:00:39我定当马上超时 你别带我送我买 一边去你
00:00:42等一下 等一下嘛 我们的节目有一个亿的讲座
00:00:50一个亿 这么多
00:00:56规则特别的简单 有一百名的参赛选手
00:00:59只能在期限的时间里直播热度最高
00:01:02谁就是冠军 你想想吧 如果你是冠军
00:01:05拿了一个亿的奖金 你还送什么外卖呢
00:01:08直接原地挺非一了呀 一个亿的 一个亿的 一个亿的奖金
00:01:12那好 我参加
00:01:25好嘞 我是小李 是你的专属跟派人员
00:01:31从现在开始 咱们的节目正式开始
00:01:35恭喜您获得最强外卖系统 新手大礼包一份
00:01:40我去 还有系统 这下发达了 开启礼包
00:01:44恭喜宿主获得S级格斗术
00:01:47什么事 这个是好东西
00:01:53这才是好东西
00:01:55你敢冲我电瓶车
00:01:56我的小鞋
00:01:58发达了
00:02:00发达了
00:02:01发达了
00:02:02我的小鞋
00:02:04发达了
00:02:05发达了
00:02:06发达了
00:02:06发达了
00:02:08发达了
00:02:09发达了
00:02:10发达了
00:02:12发达了
00:02:13发达了
00:02:14发达了
00:02:15Oh, no!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:33Oh!
00:02:34Oh!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:37Oh!
00:02:38You're gonna go for this car, and you're gonna challenge me!
00:02:43Oh!
00:02:44You don't know how much the car is going to cost me?
00:02:54Don't shoot me! I'm wrong!
00:02:58I'll pay you! I'll pay you!
00:03:01Come on!
00:03:03Don't shoot me!
00:03:05Let's get it!
00:03:06I'll send it to you!
00:03:08Yes!
00:03:10I'll send you to you!
00:03:12I'll send you to me!
00:03:14I'll send you to me!
00:03:16Do you want me to get into me?
00:03:18I'm going to give you a big hit!
00:03:20I'm going to kill you!
00:03:22I'm going to kill you!
00:03:28Let me tell you.
00:03:30What if you don't go to work?
00:03:32Why would you go to a car?
00:03:34I'm not going to go to the car!
00:03:36I was going to teach me!
00:03:38You're still a friend!
00:03:40I was賭博 when I met her.
00:03:43I'm not賭博?
00:03:45You still賭?
00:03:47Not that I'm not賭.
00:03:50I'm not going to make a lot.
00:03:53You got her a lot.
00:03:54I'm not going to make a lot of money?
00:03:56Because I'm not not making money.
00:03:59So I'm really serious.
00:04:02You're not making money?
00:04:04You're not going to be a fool.
00:04:07You're not going to pay more for money?
00:04:08也就两千块钱
00:04:10那还没有我抢劫赚多了
00:04:12抢劫
00:04:14你还抢劫
00:04:18说
00:04:19你抢了多少钱啊你
00:04:21这个
00:04:22我
00:04:23别打
00:04:25我说
00:04:26我说还不行吗
00:04:27也就五六万块钱
00:04:29全都用来进货了
00:04:31进货
00:04:32说
00:04:34进什么货
00:04:35那还能有啥
00:04:37那当然是违禁物品啊
00:04:39你还卖违禁药
00:04:41说
00:04:42在哪买的
00:04:44这个你
00:04:45以为我也不太清楚
00:04:46上次交易没谈拢
00:04:48我就把他杀了
00:04:50啊
00:04:51真是
00:04:54啊
00:04:55本以为抓了个小猫子
00:04:57没想到
00:04:58是个重大罪犯
00:05:00这是什么世界人看
00:05:01还以为是抓了个电瓶车贼
00:05:03结果附责一个联合的案
00:05:04这哥们是董自首的
00:05:05警察还没来呢
00:05:06自己先全招了
00:05:07是怕漏了
00:05:08本来透电瓶车最多管几天
00:05:10这下好了
00:05:11直接快进到死刑了
00:05:12年度最佳换罪
00:05:14哈哈
00:05:15这个主播有点东西啊
00:05:16关注了
00:05:17以后就看这个主播
00:05:28哪位报的警
00:05:29阿萨
00:05:30我们能报的警
00:05:31啊
00:05:32阿萨
00:05:33这怎么回事
00:05:34他
00:05:35他偷电瓶车
00:05:36哎
00:05:37嗯
00:05:41带走
00:05:42就算他偷电瓶车
00:05:44你也不至于把人家打成那个样子啊
00:05:46阿萨
00:05:47他可不是什么小毛贼
00:05:48他是重大罪犯
00:05:50他抢劫
00:05:51搶劫 诈骗 还赌博 还卖危机药品
00:05:55你说什么 诈骗 搶劫 还杀人 还贩卖危机药品
00:06:00嗯
00:06:01报告队长 在协议人身上搜到一把刀
00:06:08你那个刀是干什么用的 我这个刀是之前杀人的时候用的
00:06:14我觉得用的顺手就一直留着了 好好好
00:06:18把他给我口解释了
00:06:21小伙子 干得漂亮 这次你帮我们抓住了一个重大的罪犯
00:06:28你放心 等我们回局里把案子插实了
00:06:31到时候以剑勇为的赏金 还有锦旗绝对不会少你的
00:06:35哎呀 阿萨 应该的 这些都是应该的
00:06:40带走
00:06:41哎 等等 等等
00:06:44对了 你不是说你还有个同伙吗
00:06:48哦 他叫什么 现在在哪儿
00:06:50呃 他叫李耀 但是这个人藏得比较深 我现在也不知道他在哪儿
00:06:56行了 待会距离审了再说
00:06:57大哥 你火了 咱直播间的热度啊 飙升啊 三万人了
00:07:12咱们直播间的热度啊 飙升啊 三万人了
00:07:20Oh
00:07:26Hey
00:07:28Oh
00:07:34Oh
00:07:36Oh my god, wait for me.
00:07:57Sir, have you come to the store?
00:07:59How are you?
00:08:05You're not too tired.
00:08:07You're hungry.
00:08:09You're hungry.
00:08:11You're hungry.
00:08:13You're hungry.
00:08:15You're hungry.
00:08:17He's so weak.
00:08:19You haven't been hungry.
00:08:21You're hungry.
00:08:23It's too much time.
00:08:25You're hungry.
00:08:27How are you?
00:08:29Are you okay?
00:08:31Do you want to give us a video?
00:08:33You...
00:08:41What are you doing?
00:08:42I'm going to tell you.
00:08:44Go, go!
00:08:45You calm down.
00:08:46We're still in trouble.
00:08:55How?
00:08:56What?
00:08:57I told you.
00:08:58My son is a刀疤.
00:08:59He was killed.
00:09:00He killed me.
00:09:02If you want to let me do this,
00:09:04he would be able to do it.
00:09:05I'm sorry.
00:09:07What's your name?
00:09:11What are you doing?
00:09:13What are you doing?
00:09:14Let me go.
00:09:17Oh!
00:09:23What are you doing?
00:09:24What are you doing?
00:09:25That was what I was doing
00:09:27What?
00:09:28It was you
00:09:30You're a bit
00:09:32You're a bit
00:09:33You're a bit
00:09:49You're a bit
00:09:50I'm a bit
00:09:52I'm assuming you know we must be wrong
00:09:55You better
00:09:56Stop
00:10:04I'm trying to make you
00:10:20Do we?
00:10:21怎么不至于
00:10:22你好好看看
00:10:25外卖订单上的名字是什么
00:10:27李佑
00:10:33这不是东宝脸的同伙吗
00:10:37没错
00:10:38就是他
00:10:40过去
00:10:41还有这么巧的事啊
00:10:44好
00:10:45好
00:10:46你们把我打得这么惨
00:10:49我要报警
00:10:51你要不就当着在牢里面
00:10:53都快下半辈子吗
00:10:55报警
00:10:55你随便报
00:10:57如果实在不行
00:10:59我帮你
00:11:01差点忘了告诉你
00:11:03我在来之前就已经报警
00:11:06咱们又是你俩呀
00:11:10这什么情况
00:11:11警察同志啊
00:11:14救命啊
00:11:14他们俩个你看一进我家就打我
00:11:17你看暴脸打得宠的呀
00:11:18救命啊
00:11:19他是谁啊
00:11:20陈队
00:11:21先别着急下定论
00:11:22我把刀疤的同伙
00:11:24李药
00:11:25我给你抓住了
00:11:27什么
00:11:27他是李药
00:11:29我不认识
00:11:33我不认识什么刀疤
00:11:34这都是污蔑
00:11:36他们得诬陷我
00:11:37我们这有全程直播录像
00:11:39他刚才亲口承认
00:11:41他的兄弟刀疤杀过人
00:11:43拿下
00:11:46过了个去
00:11:55哥
00:11:55咱这不见彻底火了呀
00:11:58我没看错吧
00:12:02四伯外卖顺手把饭的同伙子给抓了
00:12:04这个主播是科大转世吗
00:12:05还是说这年头的罪犯都流行点外卖了
00:12:08那李药刚刚还嚣张得不行
00:12:09危险要讲太杀过人的兄弟
00:12:11结果下一表就被这都找上门了
00:12:13嚇死我了
00:12:13这节目效果直接拉买啊
00:12:16射度破五万了
00:12:18主播 你就是我的神
00:12:20从今天起你就是我唯一的电子炸裁
00:12:23你们这是污蔑
00:12:26我要找律师
00:12:28带走
00:12:30小伙子不错呀
00:12:35我不对
00:12:35林远同志
00:12:37你这一天之内就抓住了两个重犯
00:12:40只是又立了一件大功
00:12:41不过呀
00:12:43我得批评你两句
00:12:45像李药这种雄雄极恶之人是非常凶险的
00:12:49以后要是遇到了类似的情况
00:12:51第一时间先报警
00:12:52万一他身上有刀 伤了你怎么办
00:12:55哎呀 陈队 放心吧
00:12:58我是练过的
00:13:01你练过
00:13:05我怎么看不出来
00:13:08我们送外卖的 不得什么都得会点吗
00:13:12对了 以这两次见勇为抓捕罪犯 是活生生的正面教材
00:13:19我代表我们局正式地邀请你成为我们反犯罪宣传大使怎么样
00:13:24哎呀 陈队 还是别了吧 我还得送外卖赚钱了 我没那闲工夫
00:13:31这样 那真是可惜了 那我只好把这个反犯罪宣传大使还有五千块钱找其他人了
00:13:43哎呀 天呐
00:13:46陈队 反犯罪宣传大使是吧 放心 包在我身上 我绝对给你宣传到位
00:13:55哥 你这也太牛逼了 不到半天时间呢 就挣了五千块钱
00:14:09哎 哎 我现在看了啊 咱现在直播间的热度啊
00:14:15哎呀 低调低调 基本操作
00:14:21行了 我还要赶紧送外卖了 时间 好
00:14:25就是金钱
00:14:26哎 哥 你等着我 我还没上车呢
00:14:29哎
00:14:30哎 没错了 就这间
00:14:36哎啊 哎
00:14:38哥 跟着你吧
00:14:43哎
00:14:44聽著我能收二十斤
00:14:46哎 累死我
00:14:49哎
00:14:49That's no way, who can let me just do two people?
00:14:55If I'm sorry, I'll be able to get rid of you.
00:15:08Your turn.
00:15:11大姐, how did you put your car in the house?
00:15:14You don't want your name.
00:15:16Who is that?
00:15:18Oh, sorry.
00:15:22I'll have a phone call.
00:15:24Oh, dear.
00:15:26You...
00:15:28Oh baby
00:15:39You're a fucker
00:15:43You're a fucker
00:15:47You're a fucking jerk
00:15:49I won't be kidding you
00:15:50You don't leave a mec
00:15:53You're a fucker
00:15:55Look
00:15:57Cool
00:15:58I'm not mad at you.
00:15:59You're on fire.
00:16:01It's so hot.
00:16:04It's hot.
00:16:05What?
00:16:06What?
00:16:07What?
00:16:08You're on fire.
00:16:09You're on fire.
00:16:10You're on fire.
00:16:11You're on fire.
00:16:12Come on.
00:16:13What a crazy thing to do.
00:16:17This is the主播 is in the state of the disaster.
00:16:19Where is it?
00:16:20You're on fire.
00:16:21I thought you were on fire.
00:16:23It's the only fire.
00:16:24You're on fire.
00:16:25You're on fire.
00:16:26You're on fire.
00:16:27You're on fire.
00:16:28You're on fire.
00:16:29You're on fire.
00:16:30What are you doing?
00:16:33Why don't you go back on fire?
00:16:35I'm not mad at you.
00:16:37I'm mad at my room.
00:16:39What?
00:16:41You're on fire.
00:16:43Girls, you're ready.
00:16:45I'm in a 5 minutes.
00:16:47They'll be able to reach 5 minutes.
00:16:49I'm so mad.
00:16:50They'll be able to get up.
00:16:53这个交给我 相信我
00:16:59恭喜宿主完成任务 获得自选奖励机会一次
00:17:04防火雨 穿上它就不怕被火烧了
00:17:10救它了
00:17:12恭喜宿主选择奖励成功
00:17:16哥 哥 你回来 危险
00:17:23小朋友 快走
00:17:33我姐姐呢 我姐姐在哪儿
00:17:38小朋友 我是来救你的
00:17:40你姐姐在外面好好的
00:17:42走 快跟我走 走
00:17:44你没事吧 有没有哪里受伤
00:18:02姐姐 是这个哥哥救了我
00:18:07哥 你真是太牛逼了
00:18:10跟白天眼儿一样
00:18:12这么大的火 那房梁都快塌了
00:18:14你一点事儿都没有
00:18:16基本操作低调低调
00:18:18我们干外卖员的 不会点功夫那样的行吗
00:18:22走 快走吧 我们下楼找地方躲一会儿
00:18:26快 快
00:18:28我姐这主播也太牛逼了
00:18:31抓贼救火怎么什么都会啊
00:18:33可不是吗 这个直播太上头了
00:18:35赶紧的 关注点上
00:18:36这主播我追定了
00:18:37嗯
00:18:38把电瓶车推进屋里充电
00:18:44你这是在拿你的生命
00:18:46跟你妹妹的生命在开玩笑
00:18:48每年因为这个发生多少次活费
00:18:50要不是我机市长系统兑换了防火雨衣
00:18:53这妹妹怕是危险了
00:18:56对不起 我以后再也不敢了
00:18:58今天谢谢你救了我和我妹妹
00:19:02姐姐 那个我的属下作业
00:19:07好像全被烧了 这个怎么办
00:19:10人没事就好 作业烧了就烧了吧
00:19:13姐姐 回头向你老师解释清楚就行了
00:19:16哎呀 放心吧
00:19:18我刚冲进去救你的时候
00:19:20发现你的树桌上整整齐齐
00:19:22我就帮你把作业拿出来了
00:19:24嗯 给
00:19:25开心吧
00:19:28姐姐 你快看 你的作业一份没上
00:19:32快谢谢大哥哥
00:19:35大哥哥不仅是你的救命恩人
00:19:38还救了你的作业
00:19:40大哥哥 我真是谢谢你全家
00:19:44哎呀 不用可惜 举手之劳嘛
00:19:50这个主播是魔鬼吧 救人就算了
00:19:53还顺着把暑假作业给交出来了
00:19:55小女孩那生无可恋的表情不能笑一年
00:19:58杀人诛心呢
00:20:00好一个谢谢你全家
00:20:01真是笑死我了
00:20:03本来暑假作业被烧干净都不用写了
00:20:05谁想到主播把作业全抢救出来了
00:20:09帅哥 我叫杨雪
00:20:11今天真的是太谢谢你了
00:20:13要不是你救了我们姐妹两个
00:20:15真的不敢想后果
00:20:17没事的 小事一桩
00:20:20下次读意就好了
00:20:21下次读意就好了
00:20:23那为了表示感谢
00:20:25我想请你吃个饭
00:20:27可以吗
00:20:29我这还有好多订单没送呢
00:20:31订单要超时了 还要被罚钱
00:20:33我就先走了
00:20:35那下次有机会
00:20:37我一定好好谢谢你
00:20:39我们先加个微信吧
00:20:41那个
00:20:43我们回头再说 下次再聊
00:20:46好 拜拜
00:20:47哥 哥
00:20:49我
00:20:50我
00:20:52等等
00:20:55哥
00:20:56哥
00:20:57我真的跑不动了
00:20:59你这什么鬼地方
00:21:00快点吧
00:21:03快点吧 别磨叽了
00:21:04这时间已经到了
00:21:05真的使不快都去了好几遍了
00:21:07天哪 真是的
00:21:10谁家好人住这地方
00:21:12一色星点十几份外卖
00:21:14吃得完吗他
00:21:16까요
00:21:17啊
00:21:18哎
00:21:19哎
00:21:20啊
00:21:21啊
00:21:22啊
00:21:25啊
00:21:26啊
00:21:30哎
00:21:32啊
00:21:33哎
00:21:34啊
00:21:35啊
00:21:36啊
00:21:37啊
00:21:38What do you think?
00:21:40Sir, you're a little bit.
00:21:42You're a little bit more.
00:21:44You're a little bit more.
00:21:46So I'm going to go for a few hours.
00:21:48That's why we've lost some time.
00:21:52What are you doing?
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:56It's not going to be a guy who's going to shoot us.
00:21:58No, no, no.
00:22:00We're...
00:22:02Let's go!
00:22:04Let's go!
00:22:06What are you doing?
00:22:07Why are you going to take a break?
00:22:09Let's check it out!
00:22:10Let's go!
00:22:12What's the fuck?
00:22:14Come on!
00:22:15Can't get them!
00:22:16Go to a special special~!
00:22:17Don't even want to!
00:22:19It's not me!
00:22:20Come on, they're gonna put some fun.
00:22:23It's a mess.
00:22:25The truth is.
00:22:27What are you doing?
00:22:28You're dumb!
00:22:29They're not lying!
00:22:30What are you doing?
00:22:31You're saying that!
00:22:32It's a mess, that's funny!
00:22:34I don't see it!
00:22:35老实待着吧
00:22:37哥 这下怎么办呢 咱们好像完蛋了
00:22:43导 导演 大事不好了
00:22:45急什么 出什么事了
00:22:47十七号才在选手临远他 他被传说分子给抓了
00:22:51什么
00:22:53什么
00:22:59十七号
00:23:01这不是那个抓了两个重大罪犯
00:23:03还顺手解决了一场火灾的神仙吗
00:23:06就是他呀 这可怎么办呀
00:23:08这可是绑架 要不要赶紧去报警
00:23:11不用 先别接
00:23:12可是 他们会有危险的
00:23:14哎呀 你急什么
00:23:16这个选手厉害得很 一般人还真伤不到他
00:23:20再等等 说不定他有其他打算
00:23:25老实交代 你们到底是什么人 来这干什么
00:23:30我就是 我们就是 摄影 摄影 那个
00:23:35大哥 你别误会 我们就是送外卖的
00:23:39送外卖的
00:23:40送外卖的
00:23:43送外卖的 这几个钱
00:23:45风里来 雨里去的
00:23:47累死累活的 一个月也就万八千吧
00:23:52兄弟 我看你一表人才 看着太取材了
00:23:59不如这样 强入我们 跟我们一起干
00:24:03我保证 不出一个月 让你开上法拉利 住不上大别墅
00:24:09怎么样 有没有兴趣啊
00:24:11咱们还是跟您走吧 咱们是搞穿销的
00:24:18跑什么跑 你忘了我是干什么的了
00:24:22你不就是个所伪卖的吗
00:24:25哥可是反犯罪熏传大使
00:24:28今天必须好好给他们上一课
00:24:30抽奖
00:24:32抽奖
00:24:34抽奖
00:24:35宿主建议勇为 在火灾中救下两人
00:24:39获得抽奖机会一次
00:24:41抽奖成功
00:24:42恭喜宿主获得S级反诈骗能力
00:24:45我靠 我没看错吧
00:24:47送个外卖送到了传销窝点
00:24:50我根本不是去送外卖的
00:24:52但是我意借起这个单的
00:24:54小生命不宣 将这些犯罪分子一网打箭
00:24:57楼上的温西在有道理
00:24:59不愧是专业的反犯罪宣传大使
00:25:01S级反加拼技术
00:25:04有了这东西 区区一个传销窝点
00:25:07我能轻松解决
00:25:08怎么样啊 兄弟
00:25:10考虑的如何了
00:25:11放弃那个外卖事业吧
00:25:13加入我们
00:25:14一年买车 两年买房
00:25:17三年实现你的财富自由
00:25:20大哥
00:25:22可以是可以
00:25:24不过
00:25:25我有一个重要的问题
00:25:28有什么问题
00:25:30你尽管问
00:25:31你尽管问
00:25:32只要你加入我们
00:25:33什么问题
00:25:34都不是问题
00:25:35这个问题
00:25:37这个问题就是
00:25:38这个问题就是
00:25:39你们这儿包吃吗
00:25:43你们这儿包吃吗
00:25:45当然包吃了
00:25:50别说吃了
00:25:51以后断断让吃香的
00:25:53喝辣的
00:25:54喝辣的
00:25:55喝辣的
00:25:56喝辣的
00:25:57喝辣的
00:25:58那就好
00:26:00那就好
00:26:01那就好
00:26:03欸 喝
00:26:04喉
00:26:05喝
00:26:07흐
00:26:10哇
00:26:11餓死我了
00:26:14我大半天
00:26:15快一口飯沒吃啊
00:26:16行啊 這免費的四處餐
00:26:17一會吻再說
00:26:18哇
00:26:20嗚
00:26:22哥哥
00:26:24你這還好心情吃飯呢
00:26:26還是被綁著來的
00:26:28嗯呀
00:26:29綁就綁嘛
00:26:31先走那吃飯吧
00:26:32原是鐵 瓶是鋼
00:26:33一定不吃餓的話
00:26:35嗚哈哈
00:26:37Oh my god, I can't see this guy like the devil's eaters.
00:26:41It feels like we're here to eat and eat.
00:26:44Oh my god, he ate it, I ate it.
00:26:47Oh my god, don't eat it.
00:26:50Let's do this.
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:54Oh my god, you say what?
00:27:07兄弟们,我们为什么会聚在这里?
00:27:10因为我们大家都有个梦想,那就是搞钱,发财,成为人上人。
00:27:19搞钱,发财,人上人。
00:27:22但是我要提醒各位,既然上了我们这条船,那都是一家人。
00:27:30我们最偷恨的是什么?
00:27:32是背叛。
00:27:34要是让我知道,谁在背后捅刀子,当叛徒。
00:27:39我会让他知道,什么叫,求生不得,求死不能。
00:27:46小了,格局小了。
00:27:53哥,哥。
00:27:55你说什么?
00:27:57我说你这一套,格局小,太低级。
00:28:02那你倒是说说应该怎么办。
00:28:11对待叛徒,我们应该给他钱。
00:28:18对待叛徒,我们应该给他们钱。
00:28:21你想想,一个背叛我的人,我都给他一百万。
00:28:28那那些中文的人,我得给多少钱?
00:28:31几十亿。
00:28:32几十亿。
00:28:33上百亿。
00:28:34你们想想,是不是这么个道理?
00:28:38精斗。
00:28:39掌声。
00:28:40大哥,您真是天才呀。
00:28:41听君席话,圣读十年书啊。
00:28:43哈哈哈哈。
00:28:44卧槽,这主播是神仙吗?
00:28:45这是神操作呀。
00:28:46笑死我了。
00:28:47你看那现场表情,下巴都快惊掉了。
00:28:48这主播进船上窝脸跟回家一样。
00:28:49太神了,我靠。
00:28:51大哥,您才是真正的领路人。
00:28:53以后,我就跟您混了。
00:28:54嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。
00:28:55跟着大哥混。
00:28:56大哥,牛逼。
00:28:57牛逼。
00:28:58牛逼。
00:28:59牛逼。
00:29:00牛逼。
00:29:01牛逼。
00:29:02大哥,冒昧的畏惧。
00:29:03你这根本不是普通人。
00:29:06你到底在哪高就?
00:29:08。
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00:29:53I'm already in there, let's go in here, they're all in there, there's a lot of people who are in there.
00:29:59What are you doing?
00:30:02Let's go!
00:30:05Let's go!
00:30:07This is a criminal crime crime.
00:30:14What is this again?
00:30:16陈队 你说这么行 送过外卖都能碰见你啊
00:30:22你 你竟然跟他们是一伙的
00:30:33行了 你也跟我们回局里做个笔录
00:30:36好
00:30:42愿途治
00:30:43我这 严重地怀疑你是不是故意的
00:30:48为什么每次犯罪现场都有你的身影
00:30:51陈队 巧合 纯属巧合 你可千万别在意这些细节
00:30:57陈队 那这次这个 有没有赏金啊
00:31:05当然有 等流程下来就两天 少不了你的
00:31:10陈队 同志 你一天之内联破两起大案
00:31:15作为奖励也是为了方便日后你能为我们提供线索
00:31:19我呢 个人自讨腰包 给你换辆新车
00:31:23我去 这 这 哎呀 这多不好意思啊 陈队 你也太客气啊
00:31:36还有 这个呢 是我的私人电话
00:31:40以后如果遇到什么情况 第一时间给我打电话
00:31:44行了 我们先走了
00:31:46哥 太好了 有新车了
00:31:55以后我终于不用在你屁股后边跑了
00:31:58时间不早了 咱们再送最后一袋 送完收工回家
00:32:02好嘞 走
00:32:11这订单怎么这么远呢
00:32:15让我看看
00:32:21三十二公里
00:32:23这订单怎么这么远
00:32:25哥 不怕 咱们有车
00:32:34走 走 走 走 走
00:32:44哥 你确定地址是点有没有搞错
00:32:49I have not done this.
00:32:51That's right.
00:32:53The client is full.
00:32:55Let's go.
00:32:563-hour.
00:32:57I'm not going to go.
00:32:59I'm not going to go.
00:33:00I'm not going to go.
00:33:02You're going to go.
00:33:04You're not going to go.
00:33:06You're not going to die.
00:33:08I'm not going to go.
00:33:10Are we going to go?
00:33:13Go ahead.
00:33:15Come here.
00:33:19I'm not shy.
00:33:20The audience has already been in the area of the area.
00:33:23Look at the lady's face of the face of the face of the face.
00:33:26It's so funny.
00:33:27There are a lot of people in the room.
00:33:29This is a lot of people in the room.
00:33:37I found out there is someone with us.
00:33:41Don't think so.
00:33:43There is no one with us.
00:33:49Oh
00:33:59Good
00:34:00You
00:34:03Have a
00:34:10Smocrat
00:34:14I
00:34:18It's going to be so far.
00:34:19I'm going to get to the end of the day.
00:34:21It's not true.
00:34:22It looks like it's a person.
00:34:27Do you want me to say thank you?
00:34:32It's me.
00:34:35It's me.
00:34:36What are you doing?
00:34:38What are you doing?
00:34:39What are you doing?
00:34:40What are you doing?
00:34:41What are you doing?
00:34:42I'm going to give you a five-minute video.
00:34:44I'm going to give you a five minute minute.
00:34:50I'm here, a little tired.
00:34:52I ate it now, I'm now hungry.
00:34:55No, it's not.
00:34:57I'm so hungry.
00:34:58I'm trying to have a lot of energy.
00:35:01I don't know if it's your body.
00:35:05I'm not used to it.
00:35:06I'm tired.
00:35:07I'm working.
00:35:09It won't get your problem.
00:35:11I don't want to get to be a person.
00:35:14Don't worry, it's just you, where are you people?
00:35:22Of course, they are also at home.
00:35:32I don't want to go.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:39Don't go!
00:35:44You're funny.
00:35:49Why are they already好的?
00:35:51They're already in trouble.
00:35:53Oh, it's hard.
00:35:55Oh, it's hard.
00:35:57It's hard.
00:35:59Oh, it's hard.
00:36:01Oh, man, I'm afraid.
00:36:03You're nervous.
00:36:06Oh, my God.
00:36:09I'm not going to die!
00:36:16I'm not going to die!
00:36:18I'm going to die!
00:36:20You're too strong!
00:36:22You don't want to go!
00:36:24You don't want to go!
00:36:26I'm not going to die!
00:36:39What is this?
00:36:43I don't know!
00:36:44He's been sent to the living room
00:36:47He's going to die!
00:36:49He's going to die!
00:36:51He's going to die!
00:36:52He's not going to die!
00:36:54He's going to die!
00:36:56We're going to die!
00:37:00I'm not going to die!
00:37:03What are you guys?
00:37:05I'm going to die!
00:37:0870% of the Dead Apinging
00:37:10By the end of Burning brick
00:37:11I'm going to die!
00:37:21You're going to die!
00:37:23You cannot die!
00:37:24You're going to die!
00:37:25Jeg Costles!
00:37:27It's going to die!
00:37:30You certainly are too late this week
00:37:31I'm going to die!
00:37:32I'll party this week!
00:37:33I'm going win!
00:37:37Oh my god, what are you going to do with this鬼?
00:37:51What kind of thing?
00:37:54I'm so scared.
00:37:56I'm going to kill the鬼.
00:37:59Yes.
00:38:00The鬼 is going to die?
00:38:04What?
00:38:06He's not dead.
00:38:09He's dead.
00:38:11He's dead.
00:38:16He's dead.
00:38:21He's dead.
00:38:23He's dead.
00:38:25He's alive.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31He's dead.
00:38:33I'm dead.
00:38:36120.
00:38:38I'm dead.
00:38:40So you thought you were dead.
00:38:44He's dead.
00:38:46I'm dead.
00:38:47I'm dead.
00:38:48I'm dead.
00:38:49I'm dead.
00:38:50I'm dead.
00:38:51I'm dead.
00:38:52I'm dead.
00:38:53I'm dead.
00:38:54He's dead.
00:38:55I'm dead.
00:38:56上车已经送往医院了
00:38:58其实就是受了一点轻伤
00:39:01加上软组织的挫伤
00:39:03休息一下就好了
00:39:04这位呢是上车的家属
00:39:10是这么过来找你的
00:39:11完了完了 这是来找我算账的
00:39:14大哥
00:39:15大哥 实在对不起
00:39:17我真不是故意的
00:39:18您放心 多少医药费
00:39:21您说个数 我赔
00:39:22我全赔
00:39:23恩人 你是我们家的大恩人
00:39:28恩人 你是我们家的大恩人
00:39:35恩人 是你救了我爹的命
00:39:40大哥 你这是干什么 你快起来
00:39:44你 小伙子 你是不是搞错了
00:39:48他 没错 就是他
00:39:51警察同志 你不知道
00:39:53我爹出了车祸
00:39:54医生当场就说他不行了
00:39:56但是没想到
00:39:57他脑子里有瘀血堵住了神经
00:40:00才导致了羞瘀性假死
00:40:02没想到
00:40:04被他一顿神仙妙手
00:40:05把脑子里的瘀血给打散了
00:40:07我爹现在醒了
00:40:08这简直是医学界的奇迹啊
00:40:11我这顿打 还有这功效
00:40:14我人傻啊 这是什么情况 把人给打瘀了
00:40:17多亏了人员这顿毒打 不然因为假死把人拉去火化 那可就出大事了
00:40:22这 真的很离谱啊
00:40:26恩人 这张卡里是五十万 密码六个六 你一定要收下
00:40:33哎呀 大哥 这怎么行啊 这些都是误会
00:40:37我差点给你爹送走了 怎么还能收你的钱
00:40:40哎呀 不行 不行
00:40:41我在南城开了个小厂 虽然不是什么大富大贵
00:40:46但这五十万还是能拿得出来的
00:40:48这跟我爹的命比起来 这点现在算什么 你拿着
00:40:51跟我爹的命比起来 这算什么 你拿着
00:40:56哎呀 大哥 你
00:40:58这我怎么好意思要你的钱呢
00:41:00恩人 你真是品德高尚啊
00:41:03你拿着 你拿着
00:41:04死不得 死不得
00:41:05Ut了 不行
00:41:11那大哥既然都这么睡了
00:41:14那我就只好功惊不如从命了啊
00:41:18我看到了 主播一直把钱往袋里塞
00:41:20嘴上说着不要 身体比谁都诚实
00:41:22这叫斩主许推子
00:41:24不愧是你的 二哥
00:41:25嘴上全是主意 心里全是生意
00:41:27我算是看明白了
00:41:28主播送的每一单外卖 都不是正常人点的
00:41:33Well, there's nothing to do.
00:41:34Let's go.
00:41:35Oh.
00:41:35Well.
00:41:36Let's go with me.
00:41:37Oh, that's right.
00:41:43You've completed the price of the $10 price.
00:41:46Here you go.
00:41:47The opportunity comes.
00:41:48Let's go.
00:41:56You've successfully earned M-T-E-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T-E-Y-T.
00:41:59全球定位能力 这什么玩意儿?
00:42:04全球定位能力 这什么玩意儿?
00:42:06只要宿主精灵默念目标性灵
00:42:09即可瞬间感知对方的精确位置
00:42:11我靠 这不是有GPS吗?
00:42:13有了这个 以后不怕找不到客户
00:42:15我都不幸好平稳了
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