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Nathan and his girlfriend are struggling with the cost of living crisis in the UK, so when Nathan gets a chance to inter | dG1fb08wcFc0ck9mZXM
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00:00Can I offer you a vitamin, Mr Saunders? They're complimentary.
00:09Look, I just want to start by saying I know there's probably people out there more qualified than me for this role,
00:14but I guarantee you there isn't anyone who's going to work harder for it.
00:18Nathan, may I introduce you to my colleague, Catherine.
00:23Mr Saunders, would you like to refer to this as an opportunity?
00:28An opportunity of a lifetime, someone said.
00:31What's really exciting now is the possibility of time spent.
00:35A new exciting product in our new lifestyle wellness range.
00:40You can exchange the same amount of time you would have spent working for us
00:44for an instant significant lump sum paid directly into your bank account
00:49before you even leave the building.
00:52Behind that door over there is a room with a machine in it
00:57that has the ability to painlessly extract segments of your life from your body,
01:03store it in a pressurized container at sub-zero temperatures,
01:07and eventually inject it into the bodies of one of our executive wellness clients.
01:14You don't have to wait to be paid.
01:17You can have the money now.
01:19So you want to give me 2 million quid for 21 years of my life?
01:29Hello? Babe, listen, this is going to sound really weird, yeah, I know, but...
01:34What's wrong?
01:39I was terrible.
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