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Mild and meek accountant Sanford Lagelfost has been charged with embezzling $3 million dollars from Trout Industries. A | dG1fTm02aXhHTG5qcEE
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00:00I stand as I call your name.
00:02Yes, the Bateman is going to court on the Lego Faust embezzlement case.
00:08Playing to an empty house, no doubt.
00:10I know that we've been over everything a thousand times,
00:13and I know that you've got a game plan,
00:14but I've got to tell you, I'm terrified.
00:16Congratulations.
00:18I start jury duty tomorrow.
00:19You're a hooker.
00:20You've got a very strong case.
00:22Where?
00:23Right here.
00:24This is a horrible day to start a trial, if you ask me.
00:28Well, see, I'm a psychic. I know these things.
00:31We are privileged to be the cogs in the wheel
00:34that power the great machine of common law.
00:36You answer to me.
00:38I'm the engineer.
00:39This court is now in session.
00:42Your Honor, the state calls Hope Hathaway to the stand.
00:46Ever since Eve bit into that apple,
00:48and Adam bit into her,
00:50history has told his steamy sagas of other star-course lovers.
00:54And now we can add another couple, Santa and Hope.
00:57And then he made love to me.
00:59Their story will shock you.
01:01On the mink bedspread.
01:03Perhaps titillate you.
01:04He was like a wild animal.
01:06Perhaps make you lose your life.
01:10Everyone is entitled to a fair trial.
01:12The crowds keep coming to this courthouse like lemmings racing to the sea.
01:16Despite the sightshow glare of salacious sensationalism,
01:20it's about sex.
01:22It's about an attack on a system for...
01:24Saks.
01:27I want a married woman.
01:30Shred.
01:31Shred.
01:32Shred, Ed.
01:36We have this incredible...
01:38Yes.
01:39This incredible...
01:40Hot.
01:41This incredible...
01:43Sorted.
01:45Kinky.
01:46Saks.
01:47Whoa.
01:47In America.
01:50Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:56KLAXTER
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