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Anime name - Daily life of immortal King

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00:00Shain, do you want to know the real reason that you lost today?
00:18Why is that?
00:20Because you don't watch this show.
00:23Whoa, dude. I didn't know you had so many herbs growing next to your house.
00:33Yeah, tons of them. I keep trying to tell you the chunk you buy at the store is all mass-produced in greenhouses somewhere.
00:39If you want to find the best herbs, you've got to come out here to the mountains.
00:45Chemistatic herbs there.
00:47Boy, am I happy we brought you.
00:51Yo, watch your step.
00:53The herbs are so plentiful it attracts spiritual beasts.
00:56Gross! It's freaking huge! How big was this creature?
01:01Wait, I don't get it.
01:03Froggy 2, if you smell the herbs, you should have smelled the poop too.
01:08You could have warned me.
01:11Hey.
01:12What?
01:13Be careful.
01:14Eh?
01:15Holy crap!
01:27You didn't tell us the beast would be super OP!
01:30I didn't know!
01:31Maybe the new tree-based planet brought him here!
01:32Who the f*** did this f***ing trap?
01:39When I find the f***er who did this out!
01:50Look, there's another one.
01:52It's a Rungurotora.
01:53Why the hell is it all the way up here?
01:58It's about to breathe fire!
01:59Get down!
02:00Did we make it?
02:10Did we make it?
02:19What's that?
02:21Tung Birdy 2!
02:29Tung Birdy 2!
02:29Tung Birdy 2!
02:33Tung Birdy 2!
03:03Tung Birdy 2!
03:04Tung Birdy 2!
03:30Hey!
03:31Hey!
03:31Hey!
03:31无止境的梦将世界交动
03:35闯入平凡把一起封
03:38就用挥舞摇摆的双手
03:41连接了每颗星球的舞动
04:01连接了每颗星球的双手
04:31Beast Hunter Go! It's all the rage right now.
04:36With this new app, you can see all the wild beasts nearby.
04:40When you find one, you knock it out and capture it with your gourd.
04:46If you're successful, the beast becomes your pet, which is pretty cool, right?
04:50Man, why does this stuff sound so familiar?
04:53Hmm, you know you want to give it a shot.
04:55If you beg hard enough, I'll give you my beta referral codes.
04:59So, you in or out?
05:01You shut up!
05:03Those beasts are our friends, not your playthings!
05:07Ungrateful idiots.
05:09Let's go.
05:10We are nothing like you, you got that?
05:13Before you mosey away, maybe get me out of this freaking tree! I'm talking to you!
05:20Whoa, how? Why'd you get so worked up back there?
05:24You play Beast Hunter at home, don't you?
05:27So, why would you get so mad at Tongretty 2?
05:30At home, it's a game.
05:32But out here, people catch them on a whim, then abandon them when they lose interest.
05:37My parents, they run a pet shop.
05:40They've seen a lot.
05:41What's going on, guys?
05:57Why are there so many traps?
06:00Tongbertty 2 did this.
06:01Huh? You think so?
06:04He's using them to catch beasts.
06:06If they're strong enough, he'll capture them.
06:09If they're weak, he'll let them die.
06:11All alone.
06:12Well, screw him.
06:14Always playing dirty games.
06:16Something's wrong.
06:17They call this beast a unihorn.
06:31A unihorn?
06:32He's hurt pretty bad.
06:34Will he make it?
06:35He's lost so much blood, I don't think he's going to recover.
06:38Why don't we eat him while he's still nice and fresh?
06:40It was a joke.
06:56Dad! Mom!
06:57Oh, man.
06:59They're not home.
07:01That's too bad.
07:02He'll be dead before they're back.
07:04Doesn't matter.
07:05We have to try.
07:15Hold him down.
07:20What's wrong?
07:21He's still bleeding.
07:23Wong Ling, give me the herb we found.
07:27Should clothe his blood.
07:42Hopefully, he'll live.
07:43That's great.
07:44When's it ready?
07:45Two hours.
07:49Are you kidding me?
07:51By then, he'll be a freaking mummy.
07:53Think.
07:54One time, on this TV show,
07:56they said you could put the herb straight on the wound.
07:59Chum Chum, no!
08:03Just stay calm.
08:04Hold still.
08:05I can do modified CPR.
08:06We learned about this in class.
08:20Gotta keep them out of your mouth.
08:21Those herbs are toxic.
08:25He's doing better.
08:28The wound is beginning to heal.
08:29He'll fully recover after he soaks in an herbal bath.
08:50Found them.
08:53Mortal enemies always find each other.
08:55He was so messed up when we found him out there.
09:05I didn't realize his fur was so beautiful.
09:09He's bright silver.
09:11We'll call him Sylvie.
09:14He was in such bad shape.
09:16I can't believe he's healing so fast.
09:19Wong Ling, he's really into you, huh?
09:21Amateurs, you've got yourselves an ancient beast.
09:29His blood is magical, which allows him to heal rapidly.
09:32Mr. Tong, might I ask what you're doing in my shop?
09:36If you're not here for cat litter, you need to leave.
09:40Article 106 of the Spiritual Beast Act
09:42states when two people hunt the same beast,
09:45whoever inflicts the first wound gets to claim ownership.
09:48I'm the one who sliced his leg with my sword.
09:53Hand him over now.
09:56So you're the scumbag who roughed him up, huh?
09:59Hey, what's wrong?
10:01Guess you leave me no choice.
10:04Let's settle this like our ancestors did.
10:06I challenge you to a real beast duel.
10:09Oh, I have a feeling you're going to regret this.
10:14A spiritual beast duel, as the phrase implies,
10:17is a battle between two spiritual beasts.
10:20Throughout Washu's history,
10:22it was commonplace for people to have bitter disputes
10:24about the rightful ownership of the beasts they had captured.
10:27In an effort to settle these debates,
10:29ancient cultivators drafted the Spiritual Beast Act,
10:32which allowed both parties to duel for their rightful ownership.
10:36If I win this, that magical little beast will be mine.
10:40And if I'm the winner,
10:42you two are banned from this mountain!
10:45Ha ha.
10:46Sounds good to me.
10:50All right.
10:51Your turn.
10:52You have a beast that can beat that?
10:54It'll be...
10:55Froggy 2!
10:58Not a chance!
11:01It's your fight, so you can settle it.
11:03Oh, come on, please!
11:04I thought we were best friends!
11:06That's it?
11:07You're just going to sit there and watch him steal Sylvie?
11:10First I'm a dog, now I'm your friend!
11:12Ha ha ha.
11:14Your beast is too shy to fight.
11:17How sad.
11:18You might as well go ahead and surrender.
11:20Froggy.
11:21You too.
11:22Chill.
11:27All right.
11:28But only because you're so desperate.
11:30Sylvie, what are you doing? Please don't go! You're gonna get killed!
11:41He's ballsy. I guess.
11:49Fine. You can fight if you want to.
11:56Might as well be waving a white flag.
12:00All right, guess it's time to give him what he asked for.
12:02Rangurotara! Go! Take him out!
12:08Sylvie! Use 100,000 FUSP!
12:12Dude! We don't even know what skills he can use!
12:24Okay, it's time! Let's hit him with Crash!
12:30It's so cute how your little rat thought he'd win.
12:46But now it's time to end this silly charade.
12:48Silly charade. All right, Rangurotara. Use Red Lotus, true fire!
12:55Look out!
12:56Dodge, Sylvie!
12:57Glad he dodged it. He's fast. Not quite.
13:14Almost there. Let's go!
13:17Heaven blasting flame!
13:19No! Come on! Run, dude!
13:29Sylvie. Keep it up.
13:31What? I'm confused. I think he's evolving.
13:38I knew he was special, but that won't help him win this battle.
13:44Rangurotara! Blast him now!
13:57There's no way! You're kidding me!
14:01End it. Now!
14:09There's no way! You're kidding me!
14:18End it. Now.
14:19What? It's a tiny horse! What's the big deal?
14:37You have to see the last of me yet!
14:46You have to see the last of me yet!
14:56Yeah! Yeah!
14:58眼前的世界就算會變幻化又流離
15:04我永遠在時空的鏡頭擔成你
15:10還沒準備好生活就化了個模樣
15:15再路口迷茫那一邊是假的翻向
15:21生日的愿望 这一次是否有人听见 把花钻心虫 让思念飘散在星空
15:32也会偶尔聚色 也会偶尔难过 谁又能知道笑容后的脆弱
15:43慢慢说过时光 踏入风 呼啸过 情感双希望 憧憬着美好的模样
15:54这力量是习惯有彼此在身旁 眼前的世界 就算会变化或是流离
16:05我永远在时空的尽头等着你
16:12我永远在时空的尽头等着你
16:20I can't feel my damn foot
16:22That's a good little bunny now be nice and bring me the sword
16:43Hang on a sec please there's no need to be so aggressive
16:45Oh you're mad about these traps it's all just a big misunderstanding
16:49That's a big misunderstanding
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